>I'm not the ZodiacHow do you respond without sounding mad?
well shit, anyone got any other leads?
Say "YUH HUH YEAH YOU ARE NO TAKEBACKS!" and run out of the room before he can reply. Then I tell my boss what happened and he sends people to arrest him and give him the electric chair because that's how the law works.
>>224011394
Pretty sure DNA evidence did clear him as the killer.
>>224011263Neither am I. *sharts down leg*
>yeah, I suspected the zodiac was a thinner, better looking man
>>224011263I wouldn't say anything, I'd listen
>>224011456Not conclusively. As far as I know, it was partial DNA from a stamp.
>>224011263That's not what I heard
>>224011263That sounds like something the zodiac would say
>...but you are the zodiac killer?
>>224011470That just makes you sound like a catty faggot. Not effective.
>>224011263>Whatever cuck.....
>>224011600It’s goading the prideful criminal into slipping up. Is it your first day as a detective?
>>224012471No you just sound like a faggot gossiping about a pop star.
>>224012488You’ll never make sergeant
>>224012488Zodiac enjoyed and desired the attention, much like a pop star.
>>224011263That’s a shame because I was hoping you’d kill my friggin’ wife!
>>224011263It's okay. Margie still loves you.
>>224012530This guy gets it
>>224011263>But your watch has your name on it. Checkmate faggot
>>224011263I turn to my colleagues and say “see, told you the zodiac had hair” then I turn back to him and say “sorry for wasting your time” then I wait
ChatGPT thinks this guy is the most likely of all the suspects but damn if the evidence against Allen isnt overwhelming.
>>224011456It was all botched, the best you can do with the zodiac case is tie in the most likely suspect who was closest to all the victims, which was arthur
>>224011263>I know you're not, because I amThen watch as he gets flustered and confesses because he doesn't like someone taking credit for his kills. It works everytime, I've caught 11 serial killers that way.
>>224012631>overwhelmingclearly not enough to even charge him
>>224012867Using your logic no one os the zodiac killler because no one was ever charged and the victims simply died spontaneously
>>224011263>"yea, we know, the zodiac confessed already, but gotta follow up"
I think it's pretty obvious the Zodiac killer was actually a ring of dudes working together. No single man could pull off everything they did
>>224011263>Well shit, case closed*credits roll*
a better ending would have been for him to whip out a hat and cane and start singing a song about how he's the Zodiac killer and they caught him
>>224012985It's pretty easy to kill someone while wearing a mask and get away with it.Happens every day in Chicago
>>224011263"Yeah, I'm a fucking weirdo, and I might even have killed some people myself. But I'm not the Zodiac."
