>>224008311Fuck, I knew it. I'm outta here.
4chan is purgatory. We are the ghosts O-o
>>224008538Where do you think you're going?
WHO THE FUCK JUST SCRATCHED ME?!
>>224008311*says nigger in a spooky voice*
woah
>>224008311Do you think it's Candlejack or perhaps some other supernatural enti-
>>224008311P-please come back, I didn't mean to fart so loudly.
That episode where they lose perception of time and just argue with each other on a staircase
>>224009368oh shi
>>224009461Is there anything worse than possession-induced dementia?
>>224009368you son of a b
STOPSTOP RUNNING
The first couple seasons of this show are unironically spooky
WHO JUST GRABBED MY ASS
>>224008311Jump scare
im starting to feel...EVIL
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*>DUDE WE GOT ACTIVITY
>>224009368You're not supposed to add a dash when you Candlejack post you stupid motherf
>im the only person here who's actually seen a full body ghost
>>224012308describe it's penis please
>>224008311>zaK>tired of making GA trying to pivot to movies but network keeps throwing money at him >aaron >almost murdered by 4/10. Embarrassing really. Poor guy. Like him. Couldn’t get any zak playboy runoff?Billy>despite being far bald and retarded he is still more likely to fuck a playboy bunny than Aaron. An example of how sucking up to the right person can make your career Jay>seems chill enough. Maybe a little whimpy. Fucks goth chicks and drives a Tesla. What’s his deal What other characters or locations do you want a guide to? I’ve seen every episode 6-10 times. Big fan
>>224012829no penis
>>224009306>Let's try out the spirit box...>BBZZZZZZZSSSSSS...NIG....GUR.... BZZZZZZZZSSS>You guys hear that???
>>224008311Aaron in that closet there is a verified demon that rips the dick off any male that enters there after midnight. At 12:00 am you head in there alone butt naked with a camera and start antagonizing that demon
>>224009306They used to call them "spooks" back when they hung them from trees like a Mississippi Wind Chime
>>224013023This guy gets it
>>224008311The scientology lab episode, Stanley motel and goldfield episodes are pretty good and creepy
>>224011929>im starting to feel...EVIL>"Whoa dude! Wait! Oh my god bro, remember what the ghost box said earlier? ...EVIL!"
>>224009368Did you hear about the scandal Jack Osbo....
>>224012957we talking full bush?
>>224013278Please tell me that Jack got caught faking evidence? LMAOThat's how they cancel you in the Ghost Hunter World. They did it to Nick. They did it to Dakota. Zak might cancel us next!
IS THAT A S-SPOOK?
>>224009460>>224013278>>224013613Ozzy actually sings a song a about ghosts...>"Fart in the daaark. One step away from you. It's a fart in the daaark. Nothing left that you can do."
>>224008311I did see a Patrick Stewart pic and I swear he was looking right at me.
>>224014216I saw Owen Hart's ghost at the Skydome back in '13. I was taking a shit in the handicapped stall and what looked to be a spectral penis about 6-7" long poked thru the wall and a voice echoed>"Hey it's me Owen Hart's ghost. You wanna polish me off here, fleshbag?"
>>224013613when did Dakota fake evidence?
>>224014689I was just using that as a frame of reference, what I should have said is slander. Everybody in the Paranormal Grift are all a bunch of gossipy bitches. The biggest bitch is Zak Bagans. He's like if Ryan from Paranormal State gained absolute power.
>>224014740cool gossip
>>224014740god, i fuckin' hate Ryan, what a little bitch...anyway, makes more sense, i had thought Dakota pissed off Zak and that got his show shitcanned. I used to follow his youtube channel but then they ran close with those stupid fucks at the Conjuring house and only backpedaled when the community called them tf out. Even then, they went easy on them because they have to protect the grift.
>>224014815me again, i have to say, i really wanted to believe in this shit but i ran with a crew for a little bit and ended up hating it because of how much bullshit there was>always go "haunted places" on rotation>did some home calls for people that requested investigation>always demons, all the time>some of the faggots on the crew could "see" the demons and would describe>each of them were super special demon fighters that chased them away>completely pulled the mask off the fucking situation because it's just bullshit demon fighting and not actually real>i was given a spot on the team initially because of my background in psychology>i finally told the leader, who really was a pretty good person that i believe her crew is just making shit up and they constantly fall into the same patterns of behavior>told her that the honest attempt to try and make this a search for actual ghosts is just getting hijacked by exorcist LARPers>finally walked out on the group when a halloween graveyard romp was SURPRISE SURPRISE INFESTED WITH MOAR DEMONSthe retards in the field really break any mystery and make it obvious that ghosts don't real, but oh well. serves me right for wanting to take it seriously and determine if there was existence after death.
>>224009368Now now, we all know Candlejack is jus-
Guys, I think I just saw /po/ get a post.
>>224008311If you were a ghost and could haunt any building what place would you choose?For me it’s Menard’s. Lots of open space and stuff to push off shelves to hurt people.
For me, it was Destination Truth
>>224013008>>224013023kek>>224013173There was a scientology lab episode? I gotta see that
>>224015677based
>>224012091Candlejack adds it himself as a courtesy to the vict-
It's not normal. Chairs don't move by themselves
>>224017784That's just the wind.
>>224017844There is no wind in that room. There is nobody in that room. That chair just moved!
>>224017917Mad was all alone at a neighbor's house out in the country and he heard a chair move in the kitchen and the sink turn on. So he went to investigate, no one was there. He turned the sink off and booked it out of there.
>>224014740Katrina and Taddy should have had a better career. Michelle makes some interesting predictions, even if she's a weird bitch, I think she claims to be a psychic vampire or something.
>>224008829The world can be Heaven or hell. If you judge (has an opinion on anything), you're in hell.
Is someone sucking my cock?
>>224009471>>224009997>newfags don’t even know how to Candlejack post anymoreIt’s never been more ov
We're using the thermal imagine camera, we're looking for hot bitches
>>224018527I think taking girls on a lock up (investigation) would get them horny. Babes love being scared and having me protect them.
>>224009368so you had time to add a dash to your post before yo
Aaron's wife tried to have him killed. That is hilarious.
>>224015647i'd haunt some public restroom in a park or something. maybe the bathrooms in central parki'd screech tweaker babble so everyone would be too scared to poop at night haha
>>224019139that sounds like HELLbeing a ghost sounds fun for 5 seconds not eternity
>>224019841There's ghosts in the machine if you believe>"Zozo Theory"It's a scary film I'm writing with Aaron Goodwin and Billy. Starring picrel.
>>224018998His reaction was also caught on camera lmao
>>224019841yeah but you could watch people poop
>>224020233You say that but I haven't seen it yet. I pirate my ghost shows and the last couple seasons only popped up recently so I'm catching up.
>>224020263>"PEN 15"it's about girls in the 80s hitting puberty played by 30 year old women. one of them masterbates everyday and worries her dead grandpa is watching her so she hides under the covers.the last shot of the episode you see her Grandpa watching her masterbate in a mirror.
>>224008311>zak investigates spooky hole in bathroom stall
oooooooo...
>>224020445I love how /tv/ picks and chooses who gets a DEATH STICKYand how those who did not get one still haunt this board
I woke up with ectoplasm on my crotchI was ghost raped
>>224018479keep crying about it, gen xim/xer scum. Millenichads own this board
