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>>224007813They made Draco Malfoy trans?
>>224008021they made a better character
>>224007813the big debate
does anybody else cry because she isn't real
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793319620334114.webm
>>224008727Why are you so incapable of joy
>>224008727so sad. so mad. it must be unfortunate
How am I going to get my daily dose of yearning with AO3 dead for a full month?
>>224008021>>224008727No fucking benchod bastard, luddites are the actual trannys
>>224008739AI will make her real, burn down the Amazon and cover Brazil in data centres to make it so.
>>224008739No, but I get a tear in my eye when I reminisce about playing baseball with my dad 40 years ago when he was young and healthy. That's what I yearn for.
https://youtu.be/5QKeYse5GF8>Making Malfoid into a filthy troonMissed the point so hard
>>224009655It's the third part of a series and even part 2 is older than the trend, they had to compromise between Malfoid and continuity.
>>224009642i hope we can have matrix-like technology within my lifetime by sadly i doubt it
This is beyond parody.'Rule 63' has 'existed' for two decades now, Harry Potter for almost three, but now that AI and internet access have gone mainstream in the third world, there's a flood of this 'malfoid' garbage. SADBrownoids can seethe bellow
>>224007813The tranny who spams these threads is currently on /co/ calling anyone who posts Malfoid an Indian. He's been at it for 3 hours, and was posting cuck porn but then stopped when the buck breaking meme got postedHe confirmed it was the same troon who was here yesterday claiming anyone who posts Malfoid is South AmericanSalazar Slytherin gives his silliest battles to his funniest wizards
>>224009759t. joyless no-fun-faggot
>>224009771>and was posting cuck porn but then stopped when the buck breaking meme got postedTop kek.God Bless Tariq Nasneed.
>>224009759Take your meds then go back to your basement, unwashed tranny bootlickerMalfoid staysTroons go
>>224009888>>>/co/156106271
>>224007813There two right now
>>224009791>Malfoid stays>Troons go
>>224008021No, we fixed the timeline.
>>224010112no, the timeline is still broken because malfoid isn't real
>>224008739Yes.Been depressed for 3 days now.
>>224010043One for every gender... Pot-tah
Sorry Draconia, sweetie. The Dark Lady has other plans for Harry.
>>224010125Don't cry she isn't real, push forward because you yearn
Realistically who could have played her if she was canon circa 2000?
Malfoid is the best meme of recent years, only troons hate it
>>224010217who knows? the actors that played the original cast kids were all basically unknown before starring in these movies
>>/co/156106271come pick up your retarded mexitroon, we are already full
>>224010217Emily osment
https://youtube.com/shorts/aYyeeBLH044?si=VmAtmEv3AVkHKKfEFun short
>>224010117she DOES exist though.Or are you one of those autismal fucks waiting for J.K. Rowlin to declare her canon?
>>224009771>calling anyone who posts Malfoid an Indiana love story between a white man and a white woman is brown coded now?
>>224010290>retard that can't even use 4chan calling others retardsthe ironing is unreal.
>>224010371i mean there aren't any real women like her
>>224010039Just checked the thread out. The troon who was seething about Malfoid here went to /co/ and posted proof he's been seething for 13 hours on multiple boards. Now he's having a meltdown his cuck porn got deleted
>>224010403It was never about that.
>>224010501>he doesn't yearn for a malfoid gf
>>224008739
>>224010524what are you going to realistically do with one?You need to be Potter level gigachad for this level of tsundere to work.So no, I don't want a Malfoid gf, I just yearn for a Harry × Malfoid correction in the Harry Potter universe.
>>224010584harry is not a gigachad though
Reposting this in case anyone missed Lucius dadkino.
>>224010125its been over a week for me
>>224010516You admitted you've been spamming for 13 hours, your gay cuck spam got deleted and you cried to modsHave a Malfoid, tranny
>>224010756>>224009771God I fucking love these threads
>>224010633powerful
>>223995975another anon tracked it down to lee01_ai
https://youtu.be/cnY66gMs_LQ
>>224008067You all say the exact same things. You're just chanting catchphrases aren't you?
>>224010973ah. the best malfoid
>>224011062
>>224010664What is this feeling bros? I never felt this before in my entire life. Is this what teenage love feels like?
>>224011162
>>224009583>AO3 deadThe one fucking time I actually want to use that website...
>>224011169he's literally mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1vjA1jIzEg
>>224011169Blessed are the men who go through their lives feeling this. A salud.
>listening to a sad song on my phone while yearning>fucking youtube music decides the progress bar should be bright green
>>224011209yearn well
Absolute Cinema.
>>224011275
Please don't bully Potter
>>224010633Gold. A few excerpts like these would nicely supplement the Malfoid canon books.
>>224011169>>224011261>yearnDoes that mean I should kms? That’s what this makes me feel cause I can never have this. No matter what I do.
Malfoid is only popular because it's zoomers first encourage with tsundere. Literally Asuka for zoomers.
So much low effort, free chatgpt slop. This is some real brown shit if I've ever seen it.
>>224011340No. Asuka doesn't have a dere side. Malfoid is actually closer to Louise from Zero no Tsukaima.
>>224011407YOU LOST.Real women are for losers anyways you brown troon.AI women are the future
>>224011334iktf anon
>>224011407how is love between a white man and a white woman brown?
>>224011506What is stopping you from doing this irl?
casual malfoid enjoyer here, with a question. is there any kind of 'canon' malfoid, for lack of a better term? I've been noticing malfoid representations are drenched with contradictions. she's tsundere, but also deredere. she's uptight, but also silly. she's light hearted, but also villainous.is the character just whatever anyone wants it to be since its not in the stories in the first place? is there not a consensus on any character traits apart from "blonde, hot"?
>>224011334many live with the same feeling
>>224011530do you know where to get a malfoid gf?
>>224011537Nobody's made something commanding enough to be considered "canon" yet.
>>224011537>bratty>proud>confident>racistgenerally these would be agreed upon
>>224011261Pics like this are kind of bittersweet. It's the midpoint of the story and they're finally growing close and for a moment she's genuinely happy, but then Voldy shows up and fucks it up.
:3
>>224011537Schmede until he added Daphne Greengrass.
>>224011570>>racistlike every modern racist, she yearns for an interracial relationship. she's the hogwarts version of a american libertarian marrying a filipino >never has a man his salary, a woman her age, or a racist the race of his wife
>>224011415>>224011437get this gpt shit out of here. learn better AI or dont post
>>224011576it ends well though
>>224009583Check the internet archive. Perhaps you can find what you need.
>>224011613Post hands, thirdie. Only a jeet, seamonkey, or huezilla would say this shit.
I STILL don't understand why lefties hate this stupid character so much. Are we allowed to hate cringe fanfiction again?
>>224009583Learn how to write. Work your craft.BE A KING. A CREATOR.
>>224011648the chuddy doth protest too much, methinks
>>224011667>Are we allowedYou're a slave.
>>224011693There have been dozens of videos saying this shit is bad....are those bread tubers all discorders?
>>224011711>he said whilst jerking off to ai
just my type
>>224011722Post where I said I like AI?Asking for permissions to do things is slave behavior, especially when there is no reason to do so in the first place.Ask for permission before replying to me again.
>>224011739Massive izzat loss, bud.
>>224011714Malfoid is racist because she hates goblins, elves, muggles, and blacks.
>>224011752Unc crashin' out fr fr cuh
>>224011667the hate comes in a lot of different flavorsa. 'foid' is an anti-woman slur, so the name triggers themb. partaking in the hp universe elevates jk rowling which white-washes her anti-trans politicsb. making malfoy afab and attracted to pooter reinforces heteronormativitye. making malfoy a dumb yearning hot blonde turns her into a blank object for horny male enjoyment and removes any character complexityc. the adoption of malfoid by a broader chud audience turned hatred of malfoid into a proxy for hatred of chudsg. theres some pedo vibesprobably more that people could cook up, thats just off the dome shit. there's some valid stuff at the base of some of that stuff but you know how xitter is, everything has to be the most extreme version of everything
>>224011537She starts off cold, after yule ball gets a little silly and opens up more, voldemort comes back and she reverses big time turning villainous and very cold, after she chills out
>>224011416>the OG tsundere doesn't have a dere side
>>224011817Malfoid is built for based MEN of color, as all racist women are.You don't belong in our threads
>>224011667they tried really hard to push tranny Peter Parker only for this to take over
>>224011805>making malfoy a dumb yearning hot blonde turns her into a blank object for horny male enjoyment and removes any character complexitywrong, malfoid is way more complex than malfoy>theres some pedo vibesthis comes from trannies on bluesky who, at the same time, praise their hardcore gay sex fanfics between harry and draco btw
The biggest thing people can't seem to agree upon is the size of Malfoid's chest
>>224011817They're all black. She's Malfoid, not god damn Linnaeus.
>>224011823Akane Tendo is the OG tsundere newfag
Peak kino is coming
>>224011805>a b b e c g
>>224011714>harry is mixed raceWhat? His mom is mudblood, but his dad is pureblood with a storied family line. Second gen wizard born to witch and wizard is good enough. It's good enough that hes gets access to Siris' house, with its racist ass Kreacher. If he turned heel, the social strata would be that he's a pureblood.
>>224011867Small. She's a noble. They have graceful body proportions. It's the filthy peasants who are into cow tits and ghetto booties.
>>224011887>I watched the remake of ranma on Netflix so now I'm an expert Go back
>>224011864>You're also heavily mod protectedwut>>224011872idk why you're offended. anon asked a question and I answered. are you just upset that you had to read opinions that differ from your own?
>>224011867It only works one way for me. Malfoid needs to feel inferior all the time.
>>224011974>cites the remake instead of the OGNo you go back faggot retard
>>224011861correct. there's way more depth than Draco
>>224011930>>224011958you're both right. racism itself is nonsense so its completely subjective whether a 1% mutt is pure or a 99% pure is a mutt. the king racist nick fuentes is a mexican, but goypers think he's white. whether potter is mixed is the same kind of arbitrary; up to the whims of any individual racist
>>224012002left is significantly more appealing just due to her attitude. right sounds and looks like a slut.
>>224011920Nice, I need happy
>>224010664>>224011300>>224011643The perfect song for this malfoid trend is "linger" by cranberries. It just fits so well. Maybe Ill do a compilation with all the malfoid vids with that song playing in the background. I guess Ill put off the rope for another week to go do that. Thanks malfoid!
>>224012101>"linger" by cranberries50 year old alertgo pay your taxes and watch jeopardy, boomer
>>224012065>racism itself is nonsenseLeftism is entirely dependent on repeating slogans to reinforce belief in something unbelievable. If you ever went a few days without repeating the holy mantras, you might start to doubt.
>>224012010
>>224012070Centrist position: her chest is small but when she becomes pregnant after marrying Harry they expand and never go back down.>>224012070Yeah she should be almost frigid at first, and only really open up to her true love.
>>224012144the opposite of racism isn't leftism. there are racist leftists too
Racism lost.
>>224012147she shouldn't act slutty ever, not even with harry. she's a dignified noblewoman, not a harlot
>>224012130Love and wanting to yearn is timeless anon. When will you let go of this hatred in your heart and just love? At least leave your hate at the door when entering a malfoid thread.
>>224012179did you mean to reply to the racists?
>SAAR YES MALFOID FOR ALL YES SAAR
Anons, in your headcanon when does Malfoy and Harry’s first kiss occur?
>>224010603He literally is the epitome alpha silver back chad>kills voldemort as a fucking baby>endured years of child abuse>made QB of his sports team as freshman>is a literal millionaire in a magic world>gets in trouble at the slightest opportunity>strong moral compass (big masculinity trait)>doesn't give a shit about school and still gets decent grades.>fights a fucking cave troll>breaks his arm and doesn't cry>kills voldemort again with his bear hands as a kid>fights and kills literal fucking mythological creatures all the time>doesn't afraid of anything.Yeah no wonder Malfoid soakes her panties at the mere sight of him.
>>224012189I feel like you're trying to make a point, but I'm too much of a Chud to get it. JKR is an extreme leftist, so of course she'd repeat the holy mantras as well. Well, I guess she failed to repeat one of them, so she did get excommunicated.
>>224012170> not even with harrynoblewomen have sex to continue their bloodlines
>>224012265seeker != QB. mericaball players are huge and built like brick shithouses (and usually shitskinned). seekers are supposed to be light and agile.
>>224012223yule ball
>>224012320Yeah but you don't have to be slutty to have children. You can be graceful even while having sex. Something that is lost to time.
>>224012325That's the author being obtuse for the sake of it.Anyone that did 1% of what Potter does would have statues made of him.
>>224012320yes but that doesn't mean they'll be slutty about it. malfoid would view sex as the ultimate act of intimacy and love, she wouldn't be sloshing her tits around in harry's face to try and entice him - and she doesn't need to.
>>224012346Nah, too early.That's like the first time they get a romantic moment and then they drift apart again.>>224012223First kiss should occur after they kill voldemort with their combined powers IMO but I realize I'm in the minority. I want to be tense for 7 movies and have catharsis at the very end.
>>224012223After Voldemort's death.
>>224007813AO3 is kill edition
>>224012342I have no clue what the fuck you're even trying to say.
>>224012409Nah it's gotta be yule ball and then they get separated for whatever reason until the last book but they constantly think about it. You gotta keep the yearners on the hook and that requires a huge spike in romance meter at the middle of the story and then suddenly something bad happens and they break up. Now the readers are on the hook until the end.
>>224012325Does Potter even care what anyone not his friends think about him?maybe he just wasn't that into Cho?Having few loyal friends is a strong indicator of being emotionally stable and with high standards.
>>224012454Ok a small cute kiss where no one is watching, no tongue, no grabbing etc.
Yule ball can be like a quick peck. But the full blown makeout sesh like pic related can be 7th year after they defeated voldemort, or even right after the final battle
>>224012454How about >Harry thinks about kissing her at the ball, but ends up not>they start a secret relationship early in book 5 and kiss for the first time after Harry gets kicked off the Quidditch team>Malfoy ends up being a double agent for the DA and goes to the DoM>Lucius stuns her and collects her, takes her back to Malfoy Manor where Bellatrix interrogates her >Voldemort forces the Mark and her mission on her
>>224012223They must kiss at least once before the final fight happens to make it official that they are in love with each other.
>>224012482>Having this on your recommendedGrim.
>>224012357you think she fucks in only missionary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmC21Kd5ktg
>>224012557when is AI gonna graduate from being a brain-dead soup of 5s clips
>>224012454I think both are too cowardly at that point to kiss each other. This is also if all of Harry's other potential romances are still supposed to occur or not. In an official story, readers aren't supposed to know for sure who the main protagonist ends up with until the end.
>>224012587next year.
>>224011757He thought he could fix her. He didn't know she'd fix him instead.
>>224012607Well, doesn't the sectumsempra incident and the rescue from the fire kind of sets them up?Not to mention if you add Malfoid to that scene in the triwizard tourney when they must save who they care about the most.
important question: does Malfoid poops?I think she must not and it must be one of her stablished canon qualities, hear me out:Her pink asshole must remain pristine, the mark of the ultimate princess. Her parents were too proud to change diapers or to even smell or see poop, hell even to think about it so they had her hex with a poop nullifier enchantment. By the time she and Potter consumate their love, he will be the first and only one to, first taste and then enter her immaculate, clean pink asshole, the very finest gift for this lucky bastard.
>>224012607Not necessarily. That's where the red head comes in. After book 4/5 where malfoid and harry grow apart and malfoid joins the DE the weasley girl steps in and it should look like they are going steady until book 6 and 7 where the dying embers of this forbidden relationship is rekindled. Malfoid being the true owner of the elder wand will team up with harry out of love and they together defeat baldy instead of the winning by technicality bullshit that we got. And then they make babies.
>>224012757youve never had sex and never will
>>224012815a bold claim by a bald gay.How fitting.
>>224012223https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791936284216299.mp4She is the dementor that is kissed.
>>224012223Right after Harry returns from the dead. Malfoid, who had been beside herself with grief, gives him a huge, desperate kiss in front of literally everyone.
>>224012607>readers aren't supposed to know for sure who the main protagonist endsSays who. This isn't how I met your mother. The reader wants to ship harry and malfoid at this point and us taking that away through the mid way of the story will drive them up the wall. We add some will they wont they scenarios but it should seem like harry is with ginny. At the end of the books is when they decide they cannot live each other and readers and story hits a climax. I am talking about a release in yearning like you have never seen.
>>224012520Hm... Should Malfoid's intervention in the DoM save Sirius?
>>224012859Yes. Yes! She does a mouth to mouth resuscitation that leads to french kissing? Maybe when malfoid thinks harry drowned in that triwizard tournament where they go for a swim. How the fuck did rowling miss this shit. It writes itself.
>>224012587It takes a lot of processing power for that much, but it's at least within the realm of consumer hardware. And with hardware prices right now, unless there's a quantum leap in quantization, video generation is outside the reach of most users.
>>224012873I like that, she should probably also meet Tonks (her other cousin)Luna would probably want her to come based off the fact they’d have seven people total
>>224012893IN ENGLISH, DOC!
>>224012557I want to die
I never got the bloodline thing as being "racist" when all the characters are anglos anyway. The elves and the goblins are more clear as a race thing, and its hilarious.
>>224012866Nora roberts ova heah!
>>224012923wait a bit.
>>224009650
>>224013000Its more of a class thing (i.e. royals vs serfs).
>>224012944>racist doesn't have the brain power to understand racism when it happens in fictionnot being the "all racists are retards" allegations here
>>224012812Can we get some /lit/ anons to do a full story with malfoid? Sorry to say but the brutes of /tv/ cannot write for shit. We can direct it and make it with AI though. This might be the first time /lit/ and /tv/ work together in the history of the chans to make something great.
>>224013070But they're all anglos, anon. If we're talking about the Patils, then ok, that's obvious. But this is bloodline stuff. Relax bro.
>>224013096I'm pretty sure there was some fag already rewriting the books to accommodate the malfoid plot
>>224013105>doubles down on being retardedit really is beyond you, isnt it? fascinating..
>>224012223Should be when Harry is brought to Malfoy manor in book 7 after being captured and Hermione has deformed his face. She would recognize him immediately making it so him refusing to answer if it's Harry isn't just fear and the chapter would be reworked a bit so she is more part of the reason Harry manages to escape.
>>224013122I get the intention, but it falls flat when they're all anglos. Not my fault fampai.
>>224013105I'll help you out retard-kun let's imagine you send off your DNA to 23andme. it comes back 50% english, 50% african. are you an englishman?now imagine you're in magic world and your blood test says you're 50% wizard, 50% muggle. are you a wizard?
>>224013070>a smug leftists seeing current year politics in everything and projecting their own retardation onto othersEurope has millennia of history of bloodlines and heritage being extremely important, and it had nothing to do with your ideas about racism.
>>224012223i still think broom kino is the way. theyre already rival seekers>book 3 she sees him fall from the broom>realizes she cares>he gets the firebolt and wins the cup, beating her and slytherin>book 4, encounter at world cup>she's shit to ron>he's shit to her about previous year events>feels bad after>quidditch cup cancelled for tournament>she sees him beat dragon on firebolt>yule ball moment>harry mentions he's sorry she cant play quidditch this year>first task victory comes up>leads to kino secret winter firebolt ride>he lets her ride it alone>bratty moment tries to keep it, big flirt, first kiss. innocent and sweet>buildup feelings until maze>he sees lucius in the graveyard, year ends without him seeing her>book 5, they both have shit summers knowing voldemort is back>make it very tense and awkwardthen go from there
>>224013070Misspelt 'beating' as 'being' and you then call someone else a retard.
>>224013165>Europe has millennia of history of bloodlines and heritagenone of it was recorded because the euros were illiterate pig until the 15th century -- and even then they were too busy being at war with each other to keep proper records
>>224013163God damn you're stupid. Two muggles can have a non-muggle child. Two sub-Saharan Africans can't have a Danish child. Clearly wizard is not a race.
>>224013163The problem with your analogy is that it uses skin color in the IRL example. A white wizard and a white muggle are indistinguishable in most cases.
>>224013167>leads to kino secret winter firebolt rideThree years later she remembers this in the Room of Requirement rescue
>>224013211>I'm sorry but I'm simply too stupid to understand well I tried
>>224012917Shit's expensive, yo.
>>224013207>Two muggles can have a non-muggle child.ah, so all the characters in the book going on about "pureblood" are total retards. I agree :)
>>224013234Well, like the other anon said, two muggles can birth a child that becomes a wizard. By the rules of this fictional universe, its a clear indication that its not really a race thing. JK doesn't know her own lore.
Halloween Date
>>224013260But even two wizards can birth a squib
>>224013269have some joy anon
Mudbloods and purebloods is like new money and old money. Once new money becomes old enough it stops being seen as new money. All the pureblood families arent actually pureblood and American old money is new money compared to European old money
>>224013271why is the line work on this picture so shit
>>224013307This is a good one. Looks like something from Marvel rivals
>>224013260How is it even possible be to be that smug and retarded at the same time? You're mixing two different concepts together and pretending they're the same whenver it suits you. You can't have wizards at the same time be a proxy for race because it makes sense, and then suddenly it not be a proxy for race because it doesn't make sense, and therefore make a case that racism does not make sense. Also, calling someone a pureblood makes perfect sense if you're of the view that your Habsburg blood or whatever must be kept pure from all the plebian Schmitts and Müllers. Fucking hell, it really takes an effort to talk to leftists because you're just so absolutely astonishingly insufferably and invariably dumb.
>>224013314its AI generated and the sigma curves used didn't denoise correctly. the weird patterns are basically leftover noise-blobs and the sampler cant figure out how to make them converge properly
>>224013260Yes they kinda are. Even malfoids family isn't technically pure
what is the best anime currently about Malfoid?I've seen one with the most amazing intro ever like wtf how it was so good?? but I forgot to save it like a retard.There is another one almost 1x1 clip of the first film but the author already gave up because monies.Then there was this other interesting one but the retard genderbended Ron and several others, it's basically Harry and the Sluts at Hogwarts
i am once again requesting more malfoids in button-up vests
>>224013392I forgot to save it as well...
>>224013407Bratty Malfoid is my favorite
>>224013361you're mad because you took the bait into contradicting yourself
>>224013426she is perfect
>Chinese stock market crashing bigly>Tech companies globally crashing because AI is unsustainableBack to the kino hand drawn Malfoids soon Foyege Malfoid will be missed though
>>224013392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8LWJfQ9dzk?
>>224013472the finest of them
>>224013443Do I need to make the argument formal in Lean or something to make you see how retarded you are? Or are you actually too retarded to ever know how retarded you are?If wizards = races, then two muggles can't have a wizard child just like two Kenyans can't have a Danish childIf wizards != races, then "so all the characters in the book going on about "pureblood" are total retards" at least makes some sense.You can't have it both ways, you fucking moron.
>>224013495reread the conversation chain. you lost the plot
today's OP here letting all anons and enjoyers and yearners know its now bedtime so I wont be able to bake the next one
i like the ones made by the chinese guy, with the faces looking a little koeran/asia. wtf am i a weeb now
>>224013546Respond to what I said, you smug brainlet. You lost the argument. Leftists are sending their best, and it's really fucking sad.
>>224013617>Leftists are sending their besttrue, ty
>>224013575bless you OP
>>224013426she's silly
>>224013546Reads more like your inflexibility in following the logic to it's end point means you either can't or won't understand the argument made. The whole pureblood thing in Harry Potter being an allegory for race only makes sense on the surface, but the moment, like with any poorly thought out allegory, you dive deeper into it the cracks shows quickly and it falls apart into an incoherent mess.
>>224013615this one?
>>224013672>mini Malfoid in his pocketc-cuteI prefer her being closer to canon characterization, but these SoL shorts are very charming
>>224013615You mean Foyege? For me its bottom left
>>224012587how can it be brain-dead if it makes me feel like never before?am I dumb or is AI good?
>>224013617thats a brutal mistake to make. oof
>224013678>he said while insanely triggeredlol lmao
I really like the art that shows their different upbringings.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793337823805261.mp4
>>224013777This is my favorite Malfoid
>>224013652I'm honestly a little bit happy that you'd think that that was a compliment. >>224013748I honestly can't tell if you're a falseflaggin samefag or an actual samefag. Only an absolute retard would samefag with the exact same writing style, but I think that that retadation has been pretty firmly established by now.
>>224013794>that that
>>224013718I like to imagine she goes full bratty when there isn't any pressure from her family or voldemort and it's when she's most comfortable
>>224013777>covers herself with the blanketadorable. This Malfoid design looks like a cross between Mckenna Grace and Kathryn Newton
>>224013769Henry “small hands” cavill?
>>224011570>sends her pet snake to bite Harry>instead it smooches him on the cheek in front of everyone>then comes back to her like I did good right?>Malfoid screaming noises
>>224013791>>224013864
>>224013814Maybe you really aren't their best after all. Some fish are small even in the tiniest of puddles.
>>224013891I already won this argument when you took the bait to contradict yourself and seethed over it ever since. I'm just teasing you now because why would I take you seriously
>>224012223To me they need to be a couple or at least directly in love by the time voldemort respawns at the end of book 4. Then immediately be ripped apart by her family being death eaters. I'd have her kiss him saying good luck before the last challenge. So for her she goes directly from high (kiss) to low (Harry coming back with a dead Cedric).
>>224013961>I'm merely pretending to be retarded>But really I won the argument even though I started pretending to be retarded the moment I could no longer respond
>>224013855>she goes full bratty when there isn't any pressureShe always should be like that. It's one of the things that always gets ruined with AI videos despite Malfoy being rich, aristocratic and snooty but also cowardly.
>>224013973this, him seeing her dad at the graveyard then her defending her dad mindfucks him and they have a big blowout
>>224011613>or a racist the race of his wifekek. so true.there are so many cases IRL when the beardsoi cuck shouting "DEPORT! DEPORT" have either a bean or chinky gf
>>224013992seethe lol
>>224013887She looks like an actress but I cant put my finger on it
>>224013997There's a difference between silly bratty and mean girl bitchy bratty. Like when your gf says something stupid then laughs while burying her head in your chest, then like giga stacy bratty where she is just flaunting her status over the commoners.
>>224013973>>224014009Amaze amaze amaze
>>224014031Yeah, leftists are sending their best, and it's really fucking sad.
>>224014061these AI models are like a mix of a bunch of actress. I see a bit of Emma Roberts in there.
>>224013987I can't believe Gerald is dedRIP
>>224014105No i mean it is straight up just her face.
>>224014118maddie philips?
>>224014128Nah, im trying to find it
>>224014009You could even sow a bit more division by having Lucius notice she's taking an interest in him and keeping her away during the second task, leading Harry to believe she's the hostage.>>224014071>silly bratty and mean girl bitchy brattyShe should always be the mean girl bitchy bratty style. Anything less and it ruins the premise of the Malfoy character.
>>224014174Can someone AI a malfoid version of Perfect (Exceeder)
>>224013987This one's not on their x channel, where did you get it?
>>224014237tiktok
>>224014174Why not just make her the hostage? Like Ron is just his bro, he isn't gay for him.
>>224014430This is too much...
>>224014313By having Harry believe she's the hostage after he doesn't see her at all before the task it adds another layer of distrust after he sees Lucius at the graveyard, especially if she's one of the first ones to come to his side after he brings Cedric back.
>>224014479??
>>224014507I'm yearning...
>>224014128Found it but she looks different than I remember. Its the girl Becky from Degrassi
>>224014313Not him, but I would. To me it should goStart year they're still kids who don't really know how they feel about each other. Get them to the yule ball together and have both of them, for the first time, go mask off and showing real affection. Throw her in the lake and have Harry save her. Implement hand holding and Harry saying he was scared that she would get hurt. Spend the rest of the year with the two of them knowing how they feel. Before the final malfoid and him talk. She kisses and tells him good luck. Both thinking they're going to be a couple. Then it's all ripped away. Harry sees her dad with Voldemort. Malfoy isn't willing to accept her dad is evil. This rips them back apart. The next three years are malfoid suffering because her dad actually sided with evil, and she's trapped in it.
>>224014538really? Becky looks like a jewish version of the Malfoid
>>224014577I really like that, he could really distrust her because he thinks she might have been tricking him the entire time, getting him to the center of the maze in order to send him to Voldemort. Maybe even Lucius tells her to help him out but doesn't really tell her the real reason.
>>224014589I haven't seen her in over 10 years. I guess my memory was off
See you next thread
>>224014577It's crazy to me that nobody made a video about the Black Lake trials. Like literally that's after the Yule Ball and I've seen fan arts and fanfics written about it. You can even setup a scenario where Malfoid is drowning and Harry needs to give her some oxygen which means indirect kiss
>>224014696Too asian looking
>>224008021Malfoid has XX chromosomes, so no, she is not pretending to be girl
>>224014749really? Her eyes are too huge to be asian.
>>224014627>Maybe even Lucius tells her to help him out but doesn't really tell her the real reason.That's why I said it's better to have her not be the hostage. Lucius keeps her away from Harry for "safety" reasons and she can't say no obviously. Meanwhile he knows something is brewing for the third task while Malfoid doesn't. You then have the third task and everything is the same except you have Malfoid rush down to help Harry unbeknownst to her that Lucius was there.Even though she was the first one down to help him he can't shake the feeling that she's spying on him, remembering the time she disappeared during the second task and she wasn't his hostage.
>>224014747But the hostages don't need to breathe so he would just be giving her mouth to mouth for no reason
>>224014787She has the classic douyin influencer face
>>224014788>. Lucius keeps her away from Harry for "safety" reasons and she can't say no obviously.That's not how women work. After a bonding moment at the ball then daddy telling her not to go with that boy she would be throwing herself at him.
>>224014811not really, this is asian
>>224014816Not when her family is at risk of being killed baldy voldy. She is conflicted between her love for harry and her family. Only way she can keep both safe is by distancing herself from harry but helping him whenever she can.
>>224014848Absolutamente asqueroso. Asians are a blight on society and need to be exterminated.
>>224014816She's obviously subservient to her father by virtue of being snooty and also getting groomed to be a Death Eater.It's also fiction anon, half the shit being imagined doesn't work irl.
>>224014881Why would her family be at risk? Their family is pure blood and heavily favored by Voldemort. It's only after book 5 where Lucius fucks up and gets the prophecy destroyed does their family get on his shitlist.
>>224014908Voldy would fuck them up if he learns malfoid is in love with the enemy. It’s would make her a traitor.
>>224014747>ou can even setup a scenario where Malfoid is drowning and Harry needs to give her some oxygen which means indirect kissThere could be other reasons for them to kiss.
I hate Chang so much
>>224014920Voldemort doesn't understand love, if anything he would think he can use her as a tool to manipulate Harry even.
>>224014951
>>224014908Voldemort is a paranoid mfer who is looking for any excuse to abracadabra people. Imagine what he would do if he learns the daughter of lucius is sleeping with the boy who lived. He abracadabrad people for less. The malfoy family would be deleted that very instant. Root and stem. Naw what I mean dawg? Baldie knows what time it is.
>>224014956... which then puts a target on her and her family's head, putting them at risk.
Voldemort's goal is to get Harry in the center of the maze. Malfoid helps him because she loves him and wants him to win. Lucius and Voldemort want her to help him so he gets to the center and then will be porkeyed to the graveyard. Malfoid does not know true plan, she just thinks her dad approves of Harry. Harry thinks she was lying to him the entire time only helping him to help Voldemort. Malfoid is really hurt by this. This leads to their big blowup.
>>224014985This reminds me of that one South Park episode with emo kids where a random black thug is really into twilight and hangs out the with the kids lol. We really need more hardcore niggas being nerds deep within.
>>224011158Someone tell me it's canon that Malfoid doesn't just sit there and take that horseshit silently like in the cuck Felton 'Drat!' version. Tell me she calls bullshit to old faggot Dumbledore's face right then and there, causing a scene. Tell me her father hears about that shit after and she Karens the living crap out of Hogwarts until they're forced to launch an investigation into why no 'last minute points' were awarded to any other house, and ultimately reverse that boneheaded decision.Just look at poor Crabbe's face. I'm pretty sure that's when he became so disillusioned with 'the system' that he became destined to develop a future problem with drugs and criminal delinquency:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrvPFCQ6K8Screw you Dumblefuck you corrupt child-torturing piece of shit!Malfoid talking to a devastated and psychologically-scarred Crabbe afterward about it should be canon too, and part of her motivation for seeking justice. She knows he's mentally shattered after he worked so hard to not fuck up the whole year and be a team player to help Slytherin win. It was all he ever wanted, only to have that pride and accolade, that desperately desired respect of his peers as someone who is more than just the 'fat kid you pick last for your team' snatched away by an old fool playing favourites. >Also imagine you just killed literal Hitler to stop him coming back from the dead to start World War III and only got awarded 60 points for it. Shouldn't that be worth infinity points? Dumbledore is playing so fast an loose with the value of House Point nobody even notices the otherwise obvious discrepancy. His 'last minute points' are a total farce any way you cut it.
>Waltz for Oneholy shit
>>224015038This one lmao: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJOef9qkGM
>>224012757really nigga
>Anons created a better general plot around the Tri Wizard Tournament while invloving more of Malfoy in an hour>It'll take HBO months to write this and it'll be 10x as badI hate Hollywood
>>224015006That's how I think it should go. It also shows Malfoy getting used by the Death Eaters for the first time, something she has a lot more of coming. Harry not realizing she was a victim at the time too is something he'll have to face when he ultimately decides he still loves her and wants to save her from the pit she's trapped in.
>>224015095Kino
>>224015095>Ties up the Goblet of Fire perfectly and kickstarts the Harry and Malfoy character growth arc culminating at the eventual redemption at the Room of Requirement for Harry and the ending for MalfoyGet this nigga on the phone to HBO.
>>224015041When Malfoid become potions professor in the future she's for sure going to pull the same bullshit Dumbledore did
>>224014951is that supposed to be female Dumbledore? The hat looks similar to his
>>224015095>Harry not realizing she was a victimHow long does it take him to properly realize? Not until HBP? Does sectumsempra happen?
>>224015337Malfoy Manor. He sees the Malfoys are pretty much held hostage and treated like shit and realizes she was forced into most of it. Also I think it would be good if Malfoid was the one to call Dobby over to help. >Malfoid "Dobby, I order you to come here">Dobby snaps in "Miss Malfoy, Dobby is a free elf, I don't work for the Malfoys an-">"Shut the fuck up, Harry needs your help">"Harry Potter?" she tells him to go free Hermione from the basement, he does the chandelier thing. Maybe as Bellatrix throws the knife she tires to stop it
On Fridays we yearn
>>224015041It's canon that Malfoid doesn't just sit there and take that horseshit silently like in the cuck Felton 'Drat!' version.She calls bullshit to old faggot Dumbledore's face right then and there, causing a scene.Also, her father hears about that shit after and she Karens the living crap out of Hogwarts until they're forced to launch an investigation into why no 'last minute points' were awarded to any other house, and ultimately she reverses that boneheaded decision.
>>224015041The more I think about this, the more I want it to be a thing. That Crabbe and Malfoid have a deeper relationship and history that goes back a long time. That when he was the bullied fat ugly kid nobody wanted to play with in elementary school he found a place to belong with Malfoid and Goyle.She shows him genuine sympathy demonstrating she always had a softer side, (no romance required). She sees how hard he's trying and gives him a chance picking him for her team, (not failing to see his potential either). He grateful for that and is devoted to her ever after, stepping up and protecting her physically, unintentionally enabling her to get away with being more of a brat than she would otherwise. They and their respective personalities have an unspoken, unknowing, co-evolved, symbiotic relationship.Crabbe is dumb, but he's not dumb enough to think he has a snowball's chance with Malfoid romantically, and he's more interested in one of her friends anyway. He respects Malfoid, trusts, and follows her lead though. Like Lenny following George in 'Of Mice and Men'. She might use his dullard strength, but wouldn't pointlessly endanger him. That way he's not just her personal 'thug', assigned to her by her father or some shit like that - at least per se.>Malfoid looking at Crabbe with genuine sorrow and concern because she knows how hard he worked, how he was mercilessly bullied as a young child, and what Slytherin's pending win of the House Cup meant to him. He was trying to be good and break out of the bullying cycle, being a bully himself because he was bullied for so long. He tried to be 'good', (as good as such a pitiful wretch could muster), to be 'somebody', only to have his hopes and budding source of self-respect callously dashed by that old coot Dumbledore, as if all his efforts and his feelings meant nothing.It's like Dumbledore sucked the confidence and motivation directly out of his soul just so he could give it to Neville Longbottom.
>>224015373I think the better play around Malfoy Manor is to have Harry and Ron hear Malfoy pressured into torturing Hermione, but obviously doesn't have it in her which is when Bellatrix takes over as everyone in the cell believes that it's Malfoy doing it. Then you can add in the whole Hermione arc despite their history together debating whether or not to tell them it wasn't actually Malfoy that tortured her.
>>224015553I like that, Hermione and Malfoid actually end up being decent friends in the future
I don't understand the people wanting Malfoid to have liked Harry since they first met.
>>224015882I understand those people.
>>224015553>but obviously doesn't have it in herWhy not? She doesn't have to be a misunderstood fluffy disney princess who wouldn't hurt a fly.
