This is what a socially inept science nerd looked liked back in the 90s
>>224007807the mutation gave him his physique
>>224007807And this is why none of the live action spidermen have felt like spiderman to me and are complete trash.>>224008486Nope. Old school spiderman was just built before getting bitten. It was a different time.
>>224008486Wrong
Muscles don't really seem like a spider power.
>>224008486>>224010687We don't know either way because the series skipped the origin story.
>>224007807nope! spiderman as just the writers self insert, thats why he looks like that and is super smart and gets all the chicks.nerds were hated way more back then.
>>224010762So you're saying he should have boners all over his body.
>>224007807I think everyone in Spider-Man had the same identical build.
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>>224007807I never understood who was the Hobgoblin supposed to be. What's the point of having him if the Green Goblin was already part of the series?
>>224010960Just a chud working for Norman and then he becomes an enemy
>>224010858surprisingly less art of them fucking. MJ sucks, Peter should just spend every night emptying his shooters with Felicia
>>224007807Sucks so much they decided going full man-spider in brand new day was too scary. That shit would've been awesome.
>>224007807Before Marvel's editorial was taken over by retards who hate the idea of Peter actually growing as a person and improving, there was a period where Peter was actually a functioning adult. Even in the comics Peter was less of a loser and more confident by the time he reached college. Hell he was even friends with Flash Thompson because Flash had also grown as a person.
>>224010960If I remember correctly the cartoon used Hobgoblin first because there was some kind of rights issue with Green Goblin, so they could use Norman, but they couldn't have him as the Goblin.
>>224007807this is what your average 22 year old gym-goer looked like in the 80s
>>224010960It was an excuse to steak Mark Hamill’s voice. He wasn’t allowed to use the Joker laugh though
>>224009015>>224012001People back then used to have very high baseline testosterone. You could literally stay at home and eat junk all day and still be jacked back then. Gym wasn't a necessity. Men were men. (((They))) took this, thick veiny penises and foreskin from you. Never forget that.
>>224012240Boomer here and yeah pretty much. Just look at our pornos from the 70s and compare the length/girth to what white male pornstars have today. Pretty much every man had a beard and chest hair by 16 and everybody was strong. Not gym strong. Actually strong. You youngins are so fucked its crazy. God help us all.
>>224010762Wish I had a hydraulic penis. Jealous.
>>224007807They gave every villain and him the same physique to save money on designing different injection molds for the toys
>>224012307You fuckers were 5’8” and 170lb on average
>>224012240can't post it here because audio but they also used to smoke between sets. i have footage of pisarenko (dude in pic) smoking and drinking tea while training in dynamo.
>>224012435and yet they had more fights and more sex than you.
>>224010797The writer was a gay black man. Why can't gays and blacks write cool characters anymore?
>>224007807Everyone in TAS was buff as fuck, even schlubby Doc Ock.
>>224012334>Wish I had a hydraulic penis.But anon... you do! Everyone does!
>>224007807You don't understand a lack of self-esteem has nothing to do with unearned muscles.
>>224012646>Why can't gays and blacks write cool characters anymore?Because identity politics hit everyone like crack. They hamfist in a token demographic list and then try to make a story around it or just loot older characters to race/gender swap. Which just makes for lazy ass boring stories.
>>224012874e-e-even girls..?
>>224007807Yeah this always bugged me>peter parker is meant to be a meek nerd>but also he's a handsome 6ft hunk with a 300iq and has girls constantly lusting after himIts fucking retarded. The movies got it right and the fact that it makes comic nerds seethe is all the betterOrganic > Synthetic btw
>>224012880Huh?
>>224010836>scientifically accurate spider-man>his limbs are just giant dicks with smaller dicks for fingers and toes>also he has a gigantic ass with a bunch of orifices for shitting out web
>>224012882i'd say its that to only an extent. identity politics, except we're seeing people self-insert as their shitty regular selves for "relatability" instead of larger-than-life figures to aspire to. that simply having a black character alone warrants praise, instead an actually heroic, peak physical and morally just black hero
>>224007807i thought he was a mutated super hero?
>>224007807The original spider man is literally just a jacked retard with spider autism. Being bit by a spider did literally nothing for him, it just pushed him over the edge like the Green Gobbler.
>>224013041He wasn't a meek nerd, he was a virgin with rage. It's a big difference.
>>224007807>socially inept science nerdHe was way past that point in the show.
>>224012880Yeah the whole point is that he could bench a car and still be a broke neurotic loser who thinks everyone secretly hates him. That's more realistic than "ugly guy becomes hot and all problems disappear" reddit fantasy.
>>224011200I don't need to see Spider-Man's web shooter to jack off to Black Cat, man.
>>224012307>Not gym strong. Actually strong.Sure, grandpa.
>>224011200many such cases for straight fertile ships, people prefer cucked ships like mj and peter because man children and women children only self insert into immature relationships
>>224011200Felicia, Dr conners wife, morbis waifu, among others :'3 also of course other marvel waifus
>>224010789we get flashbacks to it and its in the intro, where he's already a six foot musclebound square jawed chad, how is this guy getting picked on exactly
>>224010762>stretch their legs Fuck off J.K. Rowling
>>224009015Anon they were cheap cartoons made for kids and the animators were too lazy to give him a scrawny nerd model for one ep before he got bit
>>224011200Felicia's gray granny hair turned me off as a kid.
>>224007807>>224010858
>>224013041He was just a meek nerd in the Raimi movies, in the comics he becomes a regular guy after high school and even during high school he wasn't that meek, just nerdy>but le moviesWell, that isn't really Spider Man
>>224012958Technically that's what the clitoris is, so yes.
>>224018035That's a man
>>224018035>Started as Gwen Stacy in all but name, then the writers had to reconcile with her comic self and made her a lab experimentThe cartoon's Black Cat/Felicia Hardy was a weird take, not that it was a bad thing.
>>224007807>socially inept science nerd
>>224007807>This is what a socially inept science nerd looked liked back in the 90sThey look like this, now.
>>224008486did it give him his jawline, height and hair?
>>224007807Everybody had the same body type in this cartoon
>>224010762It’s because spiders are (relatively) way stronger than a human eg they can lift a 100mg wasp that’s 10x their own weight or whatever.
>>224013041correct on all accounts
>>224021239>high IQ>lean physique and good hair>effeminate voiceNo man gets dealt the perfect hand
>>224021443I think his voice is pretty cute (along with the rest of him).
>>224010762I was incredulous.
>>224021155I like how early Gwen has that Malfoid quality to her. Ditko was ahead of his time.
>>224021480Gay.
>>224017990No, old school spiderman was just jacked.
>here's that fat, nerdy highschooler I was telling you about
>>224018035Kino
>>224007807>This is what a socially inept science nerd looked liked back in the 90s
>>224021443>high Tadd that to the listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1162ouPHH3Q
>>224013041>>peter parker is meant to be a meek nerdnever read the comic, he's like that for like all of a few issues.
>>224021443Looking at him he clearly is short and his frame is like a woman's, narrow shoulders.
>>224024512>he's like that for like all of a few issues.Not even. Bro asked a girl out in his first appearance and tried to invite his peers out somewhere the same issue. This guy isn't meek.
>>224007807Yup, checks out.
>>224024637>Not even. Bro asked a girl out in his first appearance and tried to invite his peers out somewhere the same issue. This guy isn't meek.I was definitely being gracious since meek nerd is the zeitgeist around pre-bite peter due to the movies.
