>Congrats you have won The Menu.
>>224007511This movie was retarded but also pretty funny at the same time. Idk. I liked it.
Mmmmm borger
>>224007690Your words are that of a consumer.
That's a good looking cheeseburger
>>224007511if i was there i’d ask for anya taylor joy’s pussy for my last meal
mmm dimmu börgar
>>224007690I saw it as something more of a dark comedy where you have this guy who takes his art way too seriously and wants to punish the people who he thinks don't take it seriously enough and he also started something of a cult who takes his art as seriously as he does.
>>224007511how many times did she make herself vomit in between takes
>>224011681she never swallowed just chewed for the take then spat it out
rape fines is a better chef than jon favreau
>>224007690I think it’s supposed to be like that. The actors all have this goofy “wink wink” thing going on.I liked it except for the ending. Kinda stupid that everyone just accepted they are going to die because of this crazy guy.
>>224011082Yeah as a dark comedy it’s pretty good. The part where he decides not the spare the assistant who wasn’t supposed to be there because she didn’t have student loans was pretty funny.
>>224010102That's the plot of the movie
>>224007511that was a good looking borger. and I like seeing the guy take so much pride in making it
>>224009554I think he actually did make it perfectly but there's 2 too many cheese slices. There should only be 2 at absolute maximum and he puts 4.
>>224014312No, the plot of the movie is "fine cuisine is bullshit" (which is true of course).
>>224007690It was totally okay/10.
>>224014339>There should only be 2 at absolute maximumFalse.
>>224014423Any burger with two patties should also have an extra bun between them. Otherwise there's too much meat in the mouth and it's unbalanced.
>>224007511what a gay movie
>>224014387Well then it's a subplot. That being, the main character is a normal girl who had nothing to do with anything.
>>224014435Brainlet take.
>>224014601Sounds like you like big meat in your mouth you homo.
Had five guys for the first time tonight. Really greasy, overrated and also gay.
>>224014423>woah the burger’s so big it’s covering up the text. consider my money yours, mcdonalds
>>2240146102 patties smashed thin, 2 slices of American cheese, sauce on both halves of the bun (ketchup, mustard, mayo, Lawry's, minced pickles, dash of worcestershire), ass sliced pickles grilled onions or bacon if feeling fancy.
>>224014619Enough about your personal life, this thread is about burgers.
börgar
>>224007511>spunkburger
>>224007690I was going to write the same thing. I guess the movie truly is like that.
Call me crazy, but the burger looked too juicy. I don't want a sopping wet burger.
>>224014435I respectfully disagree.
>>224011012nice Metalocalypse reference>>224007690a most cromulent take on the movie
>>224007511Why did she stop to eat the burger? Wouldn't you race to the mainland to notify the police? There's this batshit crazy chef and his cooks who are murdering people!
>>224007690The premise he set early on sounded like fun and then it completely went to shit with no actual food being served though the burger scene was kino
>>224015612You're not you when you're hungry.
>>224014435That much bread ruins any food, I find myself ripping bread off things all the time whether a burrito or a burger
>>224015539Well he did say he would intentionally make a bad burger
>>224014435>too much meat in the mouth
>>224014331Yeah. I think we can all remember a time in our lives where we were just happy in a moment and weren't focused on the past or present at that time. Definitely my favorite part of the movie. The Menu is a good movie.
>>224016766my life is a daily pit of suffering and hell
