the end of 2026 is gonna be a fucking disaster.
south america predicted this
throwing dog shit at minorities in gta vi
>>224006654GTA sucks. Half of it is a virtual reality simulator where kids and degenerate adults get to live out a sick fantasy of murder. The other half is linear, dull, scripted missions with mediocre third person shooting. I understand being a child or teenager and playing GTA can be exciting. You get to drive around a virtual city, steal any car, ride a jet ski, parachute, and live out your nasty little impulses without any consequences. But being an adult and doing this is beyond fucking pathetic. Go outside and rent a jet ski and go jet skiing on a lake ffs. Get a job and a car, go to a speed way race, go join a sport, join boxing, do an amateur boxing match, live in the real world instead of a fake one. All these triple A cinematic games have ludo narratives, repetitive missions, boring dialogue and a story that overstays its welcome. But lets be honest, nobody plays this shit for the story, its about being a virtual terrorist in a virtual world and is eerily more and more realistic with every instalment. It promotes degeneracy, drugs, violence, theft, crime and terrorism. Now kids dont even have to go through the process of begging their parents to buy the game for them, its just a couple button presses away from the comfort of their living room and they can act out mass murder fantasies. Ban this game
I haven't heard a single person talk about any of those things, outside the internet.
Won’t be consuming the two on the right. I wasn’t planning on consuming GTAVI either but now that it’s been revealed Justice is doing the soundtrack I’m probably gonna pick it up because I’m a fan of them. Still, I’ll be waiting for the PC release. Don’t expect it to be mindblowing but at least I’ll enjoy the music.
>>224009441You haven't talked to anyone outside of the internet in months.
>>224006654Don't have a consoleNever seen the AvengersWill watch Harry Potter
>>224007926BUT CHAPPELLE MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT 23 YEARS AGO SO THEREFORE A WHOLE GENERATION MUST LIKE IT BIATCH
>>224009508fucking embarrassing
>GTA VI will make 10x more money than the other two combined and yet no normie would even recognise Sam Houser on the street.Is being rich and unfamous the ultimate life goal?
>>224006654Dun3 will save us
>>224009441You don't talk to anybody lol
>>224007926go to bed gramps. if you think most people play gta to "murder" people you are hopelessly out of touch
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>>224007926The main storyline with no side missions is 80 hours long. The game will be updated and added to for years at that.
>/v/ getting fucked>/co/ getting fucked>/tv/ getting fuckedx2society
>>224009690You're friends are mindless corporate drones, or high schoolers? WOAH. Hype for Marvel and Harry potter is pretty lol. GTA 6 might sell tons but there's still plenty of people that don't care about video games, or at least GTA
>>224009824*pretty low
>>224009852Perhaps you'd also like to correct the use of "you're?"
all of these shits are gonna flop
>>224009879No I did that intentionally because I knew you'd call it out like a little pussy. The other mistake was unintentional.
>>224006654>last Harry Potter movie released in 2011>first Avengers movie released in 2011>GTA 5 released two years later13 years later and we're still doing the same shit
>>224009924Yeah that’s a cope
Harry Potter and Avengers are going to flop
>>224006654Wow, look at all three of these things I'm going to avoid!Woe is me, it truly sucks not being a goysumer
>>224006654>the end of 2026 is going to be like the rest of 2026Quite a bold assertion
I don't doubt GTA 6 is going to be good and have an Elden Ring-level pop, but all this hype about how it's a generational life-changing moment is so performative and gay. It's biggest legacy will be the roleplay aspect of blacks and middle-aged women standing in a circle pretending to be gangsters over the microphone
Kang was better
>>224009617GTA 6 was supposed to be about a alpha dyke spic corrupt cop. But after Rockstar floated the idea across the net and people hated it, they realized it was going to tank the world. However they kept it up till they released the first previews of it. Where they pulled a random white(krypto jew) as the lead male and ran with this Bonnie and Clyde thing. But she still looks like a manfaced torta and the entire story is written by problem haired dykes. It's going to be just god awful sitcom bitch wife bullshit with him being the beta cuck bitch boy. It's going to implode the entire GTA IP and I am really ready for it.
>>224010497Who cares people will play it because RP servers are fun
>>224009617There’s no benefit to being famous unless you’re a mentally ill, narcissistic Jew.Seriously, who tf wants to be famous? Why? Rich, sure. Handsome, yeah. But famous?
Its fun to play contrarian but all three of these will be massive, likely record breaking.GTA6 will set a day 1 sales record for video games, all time. It will take years to catch up to GTA 5 and its multiple releases, if it ever does but it will still be the biggest thing in at least the past 5 years.Doomsday will hit $2.5 billion quicker than the last spider man did. I don't think it will catch up to endgame though. harry potter will be HBOs biggest hit since game of thrones ended. It will also likely be the most pirated series of the past decade as a lot of fans cannot publicly support it anymore due to tranny pressure, but they are absolutely still going to watch it.
