>soft and wobbly industrial baguette (probably bought in a supermarket and made in a factory DAYS prior)>Brie cheese (meh french cheese variety, other options such as abondance, morbier, comté, or beaufort are way better)Is this considered "grande cuisine" for americans?
It was straight from France, mutt.Back when France was French.
>>224001227If he went all the way to France, why not buy an actual baguette from a bakery, a real baguette is crusty and solid. Whatever it is that they used in Twin peaks was a wobbly soft piece of shit that comes straight from a factory
>>224001379Flaccidity offends you? Ironic.
>>224001379His brother brought from a business trip.
>>224001039You have it backwards. Modern day "industrial" baguette is as you describe. What Jerry brought back from France freshly baked is the traditional artisanal baguette, as shown in pic related.
>>224002246Yes, the question remains. Why not buy a real baguette?It's like going to Italy and buying frozen pizza
>>224002322If you had no access to youtube you'd think Dominoes is authentic pizza and what Jerry brought back from Naples was fake, too.
He's probably French.
>>224002411No because i'm not american
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>>224001039ham and butter baguette is to die for
>>224001227>straight from FranceEven if it was freshly made in a bakery (doubt), by the time it made it into his hands it would’ve gone stale.
>>224003171you were debunked already last time: Jerry took a Concorde then private jet, with an overall travel time under 10h tops
>>224003171Not necessarily, a freshly baked baguette bought in the morning is still good in the evening if properly wrapped. It's the day after that it gets stale
anyone shit talking brie should just depart from this planet
>>224003322Maybe if you eat American “”bread”” with more preservatives than actual food>>224003312inculte
>>224003534>Maybe if you eat American “”bread”” with more preservatives than actual foodNah bro, any half decent baguette bought in a real bakery lasts 12h, in fact a lot of the baguettes you buy in the evening were baked in the morning
>>224001039Well he lives in rural Washington, not exactly the culinary capital of America
>>224003171I didn't mind the visuals, just the thought of biting into a baguette with a strong creamy french cheese brought back memories of eating one myself.
>>224003790Oh yeah? And what is the culinary capital of America? Because the only difference i saw between bumfuck nowhere usa and the big cities is that in bumfuck nowhere the coffee is bland and diluted, while in the city it's 90% sugar syrup (both are disgusting)
>>224003790idk, Norma's Cherry pie was world famous.
>>224003922NYC has the best restaurants, best pizza, and best coffee in the land. You can't beat it. Even Yuropoors get jealous.
>>224003534You don't know what actual baguette looks like, you got deboonked on the travel times already plenty. It is apparent you are not really French, so just stop making this thread.
>>224004200No one eats that shit anymore, i hope you're not french because that would be the most dishonest post streak ever. I bet you're german
>>224004275ok muhamad
>>224004369Let me guess, your grandma was 25% french and she left you the receipe to that ungodly bread? Kek
>>224004419whiter than you Achmed
>>224004625Your comebacks are really weakAre you as physically weak as you are mentally?
>>224003701No self-respecting frenchman buys baguettes in the evening.>>224004200That pathetic excuse for a baguette is a perfect representation of an American - bloated and full of hot air.
>>224005011>No self-respecting frenchman buys baguettes in the evening.How do you eat baguette during your diner then? Don't tell me you don't eat cheese with baguette and red wine after the main course?
>>224003922>coffee isn’t “real” unless it’s just 2oz. of diarrhea in a tiny cupOkay fuck off. I’ve been to Europe and you idiots can’t even figure out regular brewed coffee. I’m tired of this espresso snobbery. Wow, you pressed a button and a tiny little precum of over-concentrated coffee doodoo fell out. Brewed coffee you actually have to pay attention to ratios, bean quality and how long it stays on the burner to deliver a quality cup of coffee. The Pacific Northwest has the best coffee I’ve ever had and every coffee experience I had in Europe sucked ass.
>>224005982Everything about this sounds like a (You) problem baka desu senpai
the french are total assholes
>>224002937I don't think I can do the worm after jumping down some steps. I'm not going to try it.
>>224001227This. They drove it straight to him via Concorde.
>>224003534You can tell this guy is from some slav shithole. You might not be american but you aren't European either.
>>224003171>it would’ve gone staleNot true. Refer to my latest posting:>>224006206Back then, they had such a thing as the Concorde.
>>224006290Fuck you I thought I got an honest (you) for once.
