>>223998986
>sea mine

>>223998986
I'm sure he got a salary on top of free housing. Like Hagrid.

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>>224002391

>>223998986
>minority character is disgusting and hated by everyone
>refuses to go away

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>>223999278 >>223999476

>>223998986

He was torturing himself every day for being a Squib. He didnt care about anything really, just making others suffer the way he did. He also sided with the blood purists who hated squids so he was just doing it to punish everyone. He had a great big hole in him, and he wanted to inflict as much pain in others as he could but no amount of it would ever fill that hole. He just wanted to punish the world for being born.

>>223998986
they paid him in pounds but had fun with it
>filch shambles his way to dumbledore's office (which is at the top of the school, meaning he had to traverse the moving staircase which was coincidentally enchanted to fuck with squibs extra hard)
>requests his pay from the professor
>dumbledore calmly stretches his legs over to filch, who is visibly exhausted after a day of cleaning elf shit off the floors of the entire school all day with nothing but a bucket and mop
>dumbledore conjures up a large wad of pounds from thin air
>the wizard gingerly pulls out 3-4 pounts from the gargantuan stack, making his disgust for normal money plainly visible
>proceeds to toss the remainder into the air which his pet phoenix quickly snatched up, burning the muggle currency to ashes within seconds
>dumbledore slowly floats the bills over to filch, making sure to "accidentally" let them drop to the floor two or three times on the way
>filch takes his meager pay and forces an exclamation of gratitude to exit his lips, knowing full well that the professor could turn his cat inside-out again if he comes off as ungrateful
>before filch exits, the professor informs the lowly janitor that the gryffindor children have incited yet another food fight and that it was to be cleaned before the sun rose
>as the squib exits, dumbledore smiles softly at his chair, uttering "50 points to gryffindor" under his breath with a giggle

>>223999159
jej

>>223998986
>character you resemble already
basically me but with an hoodie and slim jeans: creepy odd-looking but still a bit youthful and springy ;P

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>>223999254 >>223999261 >>223999444 >>224002535 >>224003603

>>223999163
it was weird a guy without magic was tasked to clean an entire castle. Also why did Umbridge put up with him? A purist like herself should have fired him first

>>223999159
>that wrinkle/dimple
That makes her look way older

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>>224003408 >>224003826

Filch wanted to whip the students as I recall. Umbridge was going to let him but then Fred and George busted out of the school before he could.

>>223998986
Why are school janitors always deformed little freaks?
It always seems like a postion for the rejects.
Them and lunch ladies

>>223999227
He was useful at the time. We never see his internal thoughts but I honestly think he was just suicidal and didn't care. They were being nice to him in the interim, and the guy had no one in his life except a cat. The students were known to be sort of mean to him (hes a janitor, all kids do stupid shit at school) but he was also just miserable. They found him trying to use what is basically fake magic at one point.

>>223999245
In Queen's Gambit the janitor was a cranky but kind chess teacher

>>223999227
>the fucking bazooka
Kek

>>223999159
>do it. it'll trend
kids today really do say shit like this, don't they

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>>223999123
He will never have this, neither will i...

>>223999254
>the guy had no one in his life except a cat.
Wasn't he bonking thelibrarian.

>>223999254
>They found him trying to use what is basically fake magic at one point.
And beat the shit out of him. Never understood why Dumbledore got a pass for that

>>223998986
Balenciaga Filch is best Filch

Being a squib has to suck ass. It's like being a literal retard in the real world, except you have enough awareness to realize how awful it is. If you're lucky, your parents/family will take care of you and then you're just a mooch. Or you have to go live a muggle life knowing how much better it could have been. I'd ask for obliviate.

>>223999305
its never really explained what squibs are. Can they see magical things like Thestrals and Dementors? Are they just muggles? How do they get born? inbreeding too much?

He was a miserable prick but when it was time to stand on business he stood with Hogwarts against the Death Eaters

>>223999305
Just get a gun and become a mage hunter.
Kill all wizzas

>>223999163
Where did you find my autobiography?

>>223999340
Yes they can.

>>223999305
Potions work so you could just drink the cum super hard potion every night after love potioning some muggle chick you found

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>>224017660

>>223999289
no, Jocasta was never into him

>>223999340
Magical born but can't do magic, as opposed to muggle borns who can. Usually means you had a muggle/wizard ancestor and their genes won out

Ironically this proves Slytherin right, and there's was a follow up which notes that magical blood is dying out

>>223999354
based

Kinda sad he was Petunia. Always wanted to learn magic but couldn't, still loved the school so much he protected it at any cost.

>>223999399
squibs must really hate mudbloods

>>223999227
Sauce with audio?

>>223999340
>its never really explained

That's the worldbuilding for Harry Potter in general. I'm glad people are waking up to how awful Joanne is as a writer (and person).

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>>223999588

>>223999444
https://x.com/DerekMercer2006/status/2115555678097932580

>>223999123
>gigachad Filch

>>223999446
link with audio?

>>223999399
That and the fact that muggleborns all have a magical ancestor somewhere are the two most bizarre lore additions she later made. It completely undermines the anti blood purity message of the books, because it is a very valid concern, and would have been an even bigger one back in the middle ages when Slytherin got ostracised

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>>223999989 >>224009546

>>223999542
https://x.com/Tomw852/status/2115662411923341459

Same guy who did this

>>223999461
Thank you.

>>223999550
Theyre intertwined. Muggleborn are descended from squibs who integrated with muggles. All muggleborn are squid descended or had a normal wizard ancestor that fucked a muggle.

>>223999454
>tranny keeps repeating nonsense, hoping it will come true

>>223999605
>>223999550
there is a theory that wizards stole magic from the magical creatures. Goblins and elves can do powerful magic without wants but wizards need wants with cores from other magical creatures to do magic. It implies it's unnatural for humans to have magic.

>>223999709
Goblins unsuccefully fought a bunch of wars over the right to use wands though.

>>223999709
Wizards can do natural magic, and wandless magic was capable of being used easily by high tier wizards. Voldemort casts wandless magic and could even fly without the need of a broom or enchanted item. He could just fly. The wand just makes it easier and more precise. Ariana had random magical fits that could harm others because she had severe emotional problems.

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>>223999960 >>223999968

>>223999742
can't they just get one? It can't be that hard to find one

>>223999159
Malfoid is literal tranny shit for closeted faggots.

>>223999399
It didnt prove him right, it just proved there's a genetic connection to magic in some way. Squib ancestry could mean magic in later generations of offspring. If it were truly dying out, that would not happen. It would just be gone forever. People are born with all sorts of problems every single day. A kid being born without eyes doesnt mean everyone will one day be blind and have no eyes.

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>>224004265

Part 4 is definitely happening

>>223999412
I didnt know this but apparently rowling planned on introducing a character who got magic much, much older and they had to make their own way to Hogwarts. She never said who it was other than to confirm it wasnt going to be Petunia. I'm assuming it was going to Dudley, who early on is described as possibly being part giant in some way, and Petunia's bloodline definitely had magic in it because of Lily.

>>223999777
Wizard cops will beat a goblin if they catch one with a wand.

>>223999777
>>223999742
My theory is that wands were once explicit weapons and that carrying one basically mean you had certain social privileges.

>>223999580
thanks

>>223999999

>>223999960
goblins can just claim religious exemption

>>223998986
he was paid in dirty period blood undies

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>>224000494 >>224002439

>Malfoid general got nuked

>>224000410
Already happened once and it sprung back like nothing happened.

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>>224000494
Plus like 3 other HP threads

>>223999454
>and a person
um sweaty your bulge is showing

>>223998986
He got a cuck shed

its funny to watch right wing commentators arguing in favor of gender swapping while watching AI generated teenage romance drama because it supports traditional family values

>>223998986
filch was dumbledore in disguise THE WHOLE TIME!!!
HES STILL ALIVE!!! AHHH

>>224002131
Well they're right about everything else there except the AI slop, everyone's politics on AI are fucking retarded because leftoids hate it for the wrong reasons and zogmutts love it because it owns the leftoids

>>223999029
Based af

>>224000410
Someone posted cheesy pizza

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>>224002950

>>223998986
Thank you anon, for granting us yearners a home

>>223999227
Why did they even hire this guy? A spell could do everything this guy could do in mere seconds than what he could do in an entire day. Was Dumbledore having a laugh?

>>224002535
He was making sure Filch had a place in Wizarding society at one of its most prestigious institutions despite being magicless. It's a cruel world for the wandless out there.

>>223999550
Thats why Harry Potter is based. Its subtle but the villian was right all along

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>>224002790 >>224002895

>>224002131
>its funny to watch right wing commentators arguing in favor of gender swapping while watching AI generated teenage romance drama because it supports traditional family values
Why is it funny to you?

>>223999289
Yeah, the old fuck was plowing Madam Pince or Pinch or whatever it was

>>224002535
He was one of gaydores holes

>>224002656
JKR hate is so misplaced.
Some liberals just purity spiraled too hard.

>>224002535
He applied and Dumbeldore has to pick between accepting his candidacy or telling him fuck off, squib. Filch could go somewhere else but he doesn't. The letter Dumbledore wrote Petunia was regretful and sad, he doesn't want to be cruel to people.

>>224002691
because its a bunch of boomers discussing fanfic

>>224002773
Rowling is practically a saint, I looked up all her "controversies", all of them, I see nothing in any of them. And she was never an Epstein associate. She's not in there. An invitation to one of the movie premieres was sent out to him but it wasn't her, it was some Hollywood secretary mailing that shit from a list. Rowling is a godamn saint.

>>223998986
he was paid in wizard pussy

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THE HOUSE-ELF RATS MUST BE KEPT IN THEIR PLACE, BENEATH RIGHTEOUS PUREBLOOD HEELS.
HEIL SALAZAAR
HEIL SLYTHERIN

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>>224003361

>>224002691
Its not. Leftists and trannies are having a meltdown over this

>>224002462
>that pic
>you will never have this

>>223999245
They reject your application?

>>224002950
>That pic
>You will have this

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>>224002950
it hurts a little

>>223999399
>Usually means you had a muggle/wizard ancestor and their genes won out
There are squibs born from pureblood families
in one case a pureborn family had all their children be born as squibs to their horror

>>224002439
?

>>224002535
Wizards love slave labor.

>>224003048
>in one case a pureborn family had all their children be born as squibs to their horror
Probably unironically a problem of being too inbred, similar to Bellatrix being fucking insane and Crabbe and Goyle being fat retards.

>>223999476
not to mention gigastacy Mrs. Norris.

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>>224003361 >>224003440

>>224002790
So it's funny to you, because you have some arbitrary ideas about what people should care about, and it seems to contradict them. It's funny because you were never trained to think like a human.

>>224003147
That's a cat.

>>224002950
>>224002979
>>224003043
appreciate more whatever you have, improve yourself and strive for what you want

>>224002131
Right wingers aren't arguing. Theyre just watching and enjoying same as (YOU).

Yearn moar

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>>224002656
>don't like a thing
>activate neurons
>their porn fried brain can only create thoughts about fucking children

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>>224003779

Honestly if you were born a squib, what is preventing you from just going all out and leaking the magic shit to other muggles?
Bringing guns and shit, restarting the witch trials

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>>224003426

>>224002535
>>224002702
Image being dumbldore, taking your weekly slice of his ass.
Probably use an enlarge spell on his cock, just to make it more humiliating.
Knowing he has to take it to keep his job, his little sobs and whimpers, maybe he even leaks a little in shame and cry’s more for dumbldore turning him a little gay and training him to like it.
The dominant orgasm into his submissive hole as he cries and sobs.
Delish

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>>224003426 >>224003511

>>224002950
>>224002979
WE WILL HAVE THIS

>>224003198
>funny
See >>224002895
Nothing is funny to the woke mob

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>>224003220
Based yearner

>>223999242
Voldemort is literally me right now.

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>>224003941

>>224003345
>>224003289
Is this the leftist trannies new tactic to derail malfoid threads?

>>224003198
no, its funny in a sense that this isn't something I would have had on my bingo card for 2026.
its nice to see they enjoy this too

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>>224003345
LET A THOUSAND BLOSSOMS BLOOM
WE SHALL YEARN, OUR HEARTS AND MINDS TURNED TOWARDS THE BRIGHT FUTURE, A GLORIOUS FUTURE, A FUTURE WHERE A YOUNG MAN AND A YOUNG GIRL HOLD EACH OTHER IN EARNEST AND CHASTE LOVE
WE YEARN AND BE INSPIRED AND SEEK THAT OUT

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>>223999227
>tasked to clean an entire castle
Caretaker is not the same thing as a janitor. Hogwarts had a literal army of slave elves who are better at magic than even pure blood wizards. His job was probably closer to a supervisor. Him and his cat just patrol around to make sure everything is in order, and nothing is broken, then delegates it down to the elf slaves, or maybe one of the teachers, since they sometimes help fix things

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>>224002950

>>224003440
Well yeah, nobody saw this coming.
But it makes perfect sense now that it's here.

>>224003247
>Oh, yeah, great. Another schizo babbling about underground pizza parlours that drain adrenochrome from children. The absolute state of mental health in our country

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>>223999242
>>224003408
>the dark lord’s master plan for magical matchmaking: I was born from a love potion and can’t feel love, so I’ll start a war to make my nemesis and his rival fall in love and create the greatest romance in the history of the wizarding world?!
I would watch this anime

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>>224004007

Thanks to the one who posted the link earlier. Sweet and also baby factory Malfoid.

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>>224003426
Yes. Leftytroons can seethe all they want. Malfoid stays

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>>224016623

>>224003846
Naturally I fucked it up. This one doesn't have the banner through it.

>>223999550
Many muggle-born wizards are quite talented like Hermione or Lily.

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>>223999865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDoLlaaHjM

Lumos Lumos epilogue too

https://x.com/TheDrewlock/status/2115805865529995408
the HBO series will get fixed by AI

>>224004294
What the fuck did they do to McGonagall

>>224004294
Hagrid needs fixing too. What a miscast.

>>224002851
Right winger's definition of "saint" is not very useful.

>>224004379
>>224004400
Petunia looks wrong too
but this is what happens when you don't use AI and cast real people instead, I guess

>>224004379
>>224004400
This has the color palette of a movie about a junkie that is about to die at any moment.

We can literally see the decline of England in real time through this series.

>>224003779
Especially since there is no basement in such pizza parlor.

>>224004477
Poorly cast you mean. Hermione's a nigglet

>>224004294
I get they can't be 1:1 with the original cast but they weren't even trying with Hermione.

>>224004652
>>224004934
maybe she was the whitest looking actress they could find in Britain?

so did the psyop work? Are you gonna watch the tv show?

>>224005029
There would've been plenty of young, white upper middle class girls auditioning. Probably some retarded woke casting crew who saw the Rowling tweet about black Hermione and decided that was it.

>>224005259
>Are you gonna watch the tv show?
no but I will watch the Malfoid reinterpretations on youtube once they get made

>>223999550
She wants to detest wizard Hitler but at the same time she made a world where wizards enjoy shitting on "muggles", which is a very ugly sounding word, and this is all supposed to be whimsy.
Rowling's a hack.

>>224004294
It still sucks so much. Harry, Ron and Hermione all need to get fixed hard, even without black Snape it is still unwatchable.

>>224005259
Nope. No interest at all.

>>224005259
Why would something so good make me want to watch propaganda garbage?

>>224005816
because in comparison it will be like a car crash. its so bad you must take a look

>>224006562
Nah, I'm not a masochist. Besides, I'm too busy working on my Malfoid fic.

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>>224006833 >>224007989 >>224008050 >>224012762

What's stopping squibs from just doing things that don't require a wand? Can they not learn to brew potions or something?

>>224006701
Potions require magical input.

>>224006562
Last thing I did that for was The Last Jedi, and only after 6 months of nonstop controversy.

>>224004475
She wouldn't be a saint by any right-wing definition

>>223998986
some men just want to watch the world yearn.

>>224003134
yeah, squibs being a primarily pure blood illness coupled with the fact that most of them are married to their cousins does lend itself to being an inbreeding issue
note that the weasleys were also a pure blood family and has no history of squibs, presumably because if molly and arthur were related, it would be distant enough to not mean anything

>>224007670
Didn't Ron say he had a squib cousin?

>>224004475
You will never be a woman.

>>224007762
no idea, it's been years since i've read the books
if that's the case then it's possible the squib could be part of the more inbred branches like the blacks/ longbottoms/ malfoys/ etc

>>224007670
Theres a squib in the Weasley bloodline. Its just something that happens. Like having a retarded cousin, or an autistic brother. It just cant be helped. The Blacks also had one, and they went so far as to scratch his name and identity from their mural.

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>>224002851
this is what started it all

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>>224005259
I'll watch the AI fixed version

>>224007888
>these completely rational humane statements earned a 10 year campaign to destroy her
She really is a saint, the fact she refuses to go full 1488 after this is fucking proof of it.

>>224006701
I feel like they should be able to learn divination. You don't need any magic to read tea leaves

>>224007862
Imagine worrying every night what’s going to happen to your squib son after you die.

>>224006701
why dont they just give up and live with the muggles

>>224008050
Wizards view muggles as a subspecies they have to share a planet with. Nobody wants to live with them.

>>224008050
that's like telling a black person to just go back to africa.

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>>224008165

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother Dracaena

>>224008101
so they'd rather get bullied by wizards than live like a normal muggle
>>224008122
I say this too

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>>224008130
>may your wand chip and shatter

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>>224008609

>>224008308

>>224008022
Most wizards just dont care about interacting with muggles and most squibs live among muggles. They arent really discriminated against in any way that would kill them. There is a squib employed at the school and a squib worked at the Ministry and testified about a dementor attack. Theyre allowed to coexist with magically capable people if they want. They just cant do certain things and it cant be helped.

>>224008396
mudblood refers to people of color or trannies?

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>>224008596
most wizards seem retarded. Most can't do a shield charm, apparition is considered very hard that most don't either. Like is there any reason a muggle can't use a porkey or flu powder?

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>>224008976 >>224009123 >>224009451

all the new malfoid fan fiction killed the site and you can't change my mind about it

>>224008653
>portkey
Pretty sure they can, hence why they are hidden as inconspicuous objects. It just moves anything touching it to a predetermined location at a predetermined time.
>floo powder
I would guess no, since it requires input from the user on where to go.

If student wizards aren't allowed to use magic outside of Hogwarts during the holidays then how are they supposed to study it

>>224008784
the fuck is AO3?

>>224008890
they learn theory

>>224008816
>floo powder
>I would guess no, since it requires input from the user on where to go.

It's not a spell they say though, just a location

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>>156106271
So the tranny spammer who was seething about the Malfoid threads here is currently on /co/ ranting about them there. Hes been ranting about white people, calling them "cumskins" and posting cuck porn because someone posted a Malfoid. Now he's saying only Indians post it. Confirmed it's the same anon who was saying malfoid posters here are South American.

I think he got banned from /tv/ too but this means he's been going for atleast 8 hours now. /co/ is calling him a black cuck

>>224008976
>the fuck is AO3?
archive of our own, the biggest website for fanfiction

>>224008784
when it comes back, are there any good fics?
I've only read waltz for one and it made me yearn

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>>224009082
Here tranny you forgot your meds

>>224009082
It's humor, Delores.

>>224008653
Apparition comes with the possibility of severe injury and unless youre an Auror or someone who travels a lot, using the green fire teleporters is just easier. If you're a desk monkey at the Ministry and you live in or near London, you've got no reason to risk a bad apparition and get your cock chopped off. All the cool wizards do it regularly but most of them are normie tier so they just use buffs and charms and enchant objects around the house.

I thought Foid was an insult. A derogative.

>>224008050
Most do.
What little lore we have of squibs is that the ones that stubbornly try to integrate into wizard society, the squibs that weren't immediately hauled away as children that is, inevitably give up and join the muggles anyway or become hermits.

>>223999399
>>223999340
Cant literally anyone do potions? Im sure theres some specific potions that requires charms or spells or whatever, but most of it seems to just be mixing inherently magical things together without the need for external magical imbuement. Surely a squib could be a potion master

>>224009343
A squib might be able to do potions, but unless their own family taught them, they wouldn't learn it. And not having any magical ability means they might not be able to sense if an ingredient is "bad" or not or something like that. So maybe, but most wizards good at making potions make their own. They'd have to compete with them for business as well and sorry but no one's going to go the Squib Potions Master if a Wizard Potion Store is available.

>>224009303
That's the joke

>>223999340
>its never really explained what squibs are
Sure it is. Its someone born in a magical bloodline that doesn't have magic, and they're usually treated like something of an embarrassment, especially in pure-blood families.
Dumbledore hired Filch because he didn't like how squibs were treated in general.

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>>224009212
So you admit immigration is a bad thing?

>>224008784
>Ao3 is dead
Ao3 is run by volunteers, which means people with nothing but time on their hands, which means jobless trannies, which means seething over malfoid, which means spitefully taking the site down in an attempt to kill Malfoid

>>224009371
Incongruity with the author's obvious intent.
I'm not saying it's good humor but you are completely soulless in comparison.

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>>224009511
Harry Potter is a white chad though, rabbi. You were spamming cuck porn and seething about white men in another thread

>>224009511
Nothing to do with immigration, which everyone knows JKR is a typical cucked leftoid on.

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>>224009561
So you admit immigration is a bad thing rabbi? Then why seethe over white chads getting posted?

>>224009511
Maybe if you say it enough it'll become true

>>224009607
Oh, you're the indian schizo poster.
This guy will flip out if he loses izzat and start posting cuck porn, beastiality and the CSAM nuke

>>223999305
One thing they never do is just wipe their memory. If you're a squid you just get brain wiped like Hermoine did and sent out among the muggles.

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>>224009082
Umbridge acts like a typical sjw. The condescending fake cutsey authoritarian

Mainstream media refuses to report on actual news, only news sites treated like jokes like Quibbler actually said the real news.

the creepy incel was the true bravest hero

>>224009409
I thought it was like "Droid" but "Female Droid, like calling women npcs

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>>224009511
>Malfoid is her abandoning racism
she tones it down, she doesn't abandon it

>>224010399
Why did you crop off your penis when you'll still never be a real woman?

>>224010370
Do you need to have the concept of humour explained to you?

>>224009123
people seem to like the one GuardBro is writing. He changes every chapter of the original book that has Malfoy in it, so you can basically read the normal book and switch to the fanfic when the specific chapter comes up, I don't know how much he is expanding the plot though, I haven't read it yet. I think he finished book 4 recently.

>>223998986
Room and board on top of a salary. Quite a luxurious set up in exchange for having to commit so much of one's time, though I suppose he hypothetically could've floo'd in each day of he really wanted to

>>223999170
Squibs can live in the wizarding world and use galleons

>>223999955
I want a Dudley story where he punches the fuck out of every kid making fun of his slow magical education progress.

>>224008308
>the only time they leave a redhead alone is if it's a comedic relief idiot guy

>>224004934
>>224005029
their actual reasoning for casting her is that she can sound identical to emma. it is dimwitted but these retards also cast nick frost for hagrid and fucking african snape, the bar is so low it's underground.

>>224009511
A core thesis of Malfoid since the beginning has been normalizing and humanizing the whole "racist" House of Slytherin. Lucius, Narcissa and Malfoid will explain Harry things that the Weasleys never did.

Malfoid will not call Hermione a disgusting mudblood any longer after the marriage, so she will indeed be slightly less radical. Harry will in book 8 come to terms with that pureblood ideology is not complete nonsense and magic is heavily hereditary.

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>>224010642
Harry with the jawline and K-Pop prettyboy hair will have the femoids yearning too.

>>224010691
The canon is being rewritten because Malfoid is canon, dummie.

>>224010691
>Stop enjoying things
No, I don't think I will, I shall yearn instead

>>224010654
>Malfoid will not call Hermione a disgusting mudblood any longer after the marriage
do you not know women?

I would be a lot more open to Malfoy shit if it wasn't all terrible slop.
Only joking, any kind of fan fic is for wymen

>>223998986
He got to breed as many students as he wanted

>>224007423
Only right wingers would call her a saint. She's barred from left and even liberal movements.

>>224011126
>Why are you poisonpilled on politics like me!?!
Having your mindset leads to mental illness and genital mutilation. Malfoid is fun, I am a yearner and I'll be whimsical and merry

>>223999163
Squibs should have been written to produce an anti-magic field.

>>224009546
My exact reaction.

>>224011224
Don't you find it interesting that right wingers, despite disagreeing with almost her entire world view, respects her for standing firm in her beliefs and not bowing to public pressure? Meanwhile the feminists cannot handle that she has a single position that doesn't fully line up with their agenda to the point that they would treat her as a traitor? And what is that position? Simply that biological men are not and will never be biological women and should not be referred to as such. No condemnation of trans people, quite the opposite, but she will not take that final step into hysteria, and so she's an enemy to them.

>>224011224
No, they just respect her for standing up for trannyshit against pressure and shit on her for the rest.

>>224012220
So is she barred from left and liberal movements or not? Because that's the premise I was responding to. If she's barred from those, or from participating in the 'conversation' through the traditional channels, then it's not just dumb social media platforms like reddit and twitter.
And if she is not barred, does anyone on the left or liberals in general ever show support towards her or side with her? Do they associate with her, or accept contributions and publicity from her?

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>>224011672
>Strawmanning and getting angry at the strawman
Anon, making up arguments in your head and making yourself mad isn't healthy. You should yearn with us

>>224012413
You think the show represents the left or liberal movements? I guess HBO is in charge of the left and liberalism now, do they own those political lines of thought and ideas?

>>224012462
Yes, considering the politics of the people involved in the creation of the show. Culture is down the road from politics after all

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>>223998986
Love him

>>224012480
Damn. Props to HBO for having cornered the market and taken possession of two political movements. Strange though that the left, with their seeming problem with free markets and capitalism, would agree to be owned by a corporation seeking profit. Same for feminism that they would agree to be controlled by a man.

>>223998986
Nobody with a life would be a janitor for free

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>>224012672 >>224012705 >>224012748

it hurts

>>223999245
Do you want to clean up after a bunch of retarded kids ? No ? Well nobody want to do it so only the lowest of the low become jannies

>>224012584
I wasn't defending that premise, I was accepting it at face value and responding to it to argue against the bullshit that was spewed in the post I was replying to. It was a simple "If X is true, then doesn't Y follow?" and in you come trying to argue whether X is true.

>>224012640
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>>224012556
Yeah I know, spewing out propaganda is a lucrative business

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>>224012548
>Using the 'cord in the year of our Lord
NGMI

>>224012693
Was it when Warner Brothers, which HBO was a subsidiary of, was bought out by paramount?

>>224012670
>Making shit up
Ah okay, gotcha anon

>>223999709
Wands are sentient, they choose their master and can actively refuse to serve someone else
So breaking a wand is like killing someone's dog

>>224012640
how do I get this bros?

>>224012720
Sure. It's a super big propaganda machine now. Tough pill to swallow I know

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>>224006701
Can they play quidich ,?

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>>224012748
get a fucking job

>>224012725
And yet, you didn't argue against the "shit I made up" in your view, you argued against a position I neither defended nor attacked. So how about we forget about your silly little mistake, we can call it an oopsie, got anything to say about the actual argument? I'm guessing your first instinct will be to just demand I prove it, rather than argue the logic, and then we will be stuck in a loop of what constitutes proof. But of course, I won't be allowed to use as flimsy a standard of proof as you used to prove that HBO does control both the left and feminism so how about we don't go down that path either?

>>224012754
And yet production and announcement of the show began before it was bought up. And how does it work, how can HBO be controlling the left and feminism if it in turn is controlled first by Warner Brothers, who is controlled by Paramount? It's like claiming a middle manager controls the direction of a company rather than the CEO.....

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>>224012248
>despite disagreeing with almost her entire world view, respects her for standing firm in her beliefs and not bowing to public pressure?

No, because they support her transphobia not her standing up to his beliefs. That athlete that took a knee for the national anthem was NOT respected nor is people like Elliot Page stop saying nonsense.

>>224012814
I have one and make good money now what

>>224012899
ok then, I'll tell you the secret.
go to Dubai and find an "agency" for single people looking for love.
tell them you are looking for an Ukrainian or russian woman and take your pick.
if you are not completely awful, she'll stay with you.

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>>224012816
>Didn't argue
Because you're full of it and retarded, obviously. Just to make it clear

>>224013238
Right, I'm stupid because you can't make an argument. What a disappointment you turned out to be.

>>224012843
>Le epic allusion
They're people, they breath air and move in the same social circles. It's not hard

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>>224013265
Yes. You are stupid and you refuse to entertain any other notion but your own. Common courtesy is a two way street but you don't care about that, do you?

>>223998986
What do you even actually need money for in the wizarding world? Get a cow make it giant, get chickens make them giant and lay giant eggs.

Find random bullshit and make a house like the weaselys

>>224013293
I literally entertained a notion I don't hold to explore the logic of it, accepted it as accurate on the premise of it to see if that is true, what else is true because of that. I did it twice, even as you insisted the first premise wasn't true, I then accepted yours as true to see if the logic would hold up even as it got more and more ridiculous.
You want a two way street, well time to step onto my side and entertain the proposed logic I made. If one side, despite large differences of opinion in politics, is willing to talk positively about that person while the opposing side will try their best to smear and destroy her over a tiny disagreement on a single issue, what does that say about the nature of those two sides?

>>224013268
You think radical feminists and communists move in the same social circles as billionaires?

Question for the class;
Is yearning for a beautiful young blonde witch better or worse than dreaming about cutting off your block and tackle and calling yerself a woman?

Show your work

>>223999340
That squib neighbor of the Dursleys saw dementors, it's in Harry's trial. She could have been lying I guess.

>>224010642
Harry isnt a chad and never becomes one. Hes just a guy. Hes good at some things, shit at others. He is unusually brave and good enough at fighting but thats about it. The most annoying tendency in malfoid memes is making hik look like some tall, broad shouldered, jpop Manga pretty boy with perfect hair. I like the idea of malfoid but the way he's portrayed is often annoying to me.

>>224008653
there's just no reason to get good at Apparition when the Floo network and Portkeys exist, every place you'd want to go to as a wizard is probably protected against it so it really is just for tourism and maybe visiting a distant relative. Similarly, most wizards don't encounter conflict in their daily lives so don't need a shield charm, or a Patronus since that is the hardest spell Harry masters in the books.

>>224010627
kek I want him to just bulldoze his way through life at Hogwarts because of his giant blood, like swatting Bludgers with his bare hands and have his redemption story be taking care of Grawp.

>>224013653
Apparition is a great skill but its dangerous. Ron panics when doing it (iirc it was right after a fight so it was do or die) and Harry and Hermoine found him mutilated in a field. If they hadnt found him hed have for sure died. Iirc it took them awhile to put him back together too, like he was mad fucked up. So if you apparate somewhere on your own and fuck it up, youll die.

It would be pretty good to be exceptional at it if you were an Auror or a person trying to be the best duelist possible. If you could spam apparate between spells you could teleport constantly to attack from any angle. They took clever leeway with portraying the fights in the movies (people can block green beams obviously meant to be Avada Kedrava, death eaters spam the smokey flight skill and attack from random angles). If you could apparate really good you'd win any fight against someone who sucks at it.

>>224013729
a lot of the stuff doesn't make sense honestly, like that Dittany stuff Hermione uses to heal flesh is way too OP, if this were the real world the Ministry would make having some of that on you mandatory if you Apparate.

Oh yeah for sure Aurors and the like MUST know how to Apparate or they'd be fucked. If you could Apparate short distances quickly though there'd probably be a counter spell for it other than the wider area charm that exists in the books.
I like the idea of a Portkey arrow or dart that they'd use to throw criminals straight into an Azkaban cell as well.

>>224009082
It's conservative anti-fascism. In other words, nonsense. The bad guys are bad because they have the poor manners to just cut out the middle man and take power by force rather than using their generational wealth to incrementally infiltrate and subvert the private and public institutions and using them to manufacture consent by appealing to nebulous notions of common sense and established values that they now get to unilaterally define, while pushing any dissent to the margins where it's easily ignored and dismissed, like you're supposed to do.

>>224013548
Wizards would know by now whether squibs can see magical creatures.

>>224013860
Maybe they're so subhuman in their eyes that they don't bother asking these questions. From their perspective it'd be like asking a retard if he could do calculus (they probably can)

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>>223999159
SWAGGG

show me your best smug malfoids boys, my collection is looking slim

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>>224012735
>Wands are sentient, they choose their master and can actively refuse to serve someone else
unless you disarm someone with a 3rd grade spell, then you own their wand