>Uh...sir?....you're gonna wanna see this
Lemme guess, my semen entered your food again?
>>223998556
>>223998556>No X. No Bluesky. Guy's a fucking ghost, Chief.
>"Sir we have our top codebreaker on it but we still haven't deciphered the message!"
>>223998658Is that Spottemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
>tfw janitors are brown niggerjeets babysitting muttranny threads
>Check his AI chats and bots>Sir you wont believe this.....
>I'm in
>>223998556>N-nani???!>How the hell did you know what I was going to want to see!!
>This is an FBI case now.
>>223998556They're overriding the mainframe?
>>223999219>THIS IS MY CASE DAMMIT>GET YOUR SUPERIOR ON THE LINE
>>223999495don't gimme that duris-my diction crap..you can cram it up yer ass
>Uh, sir... we checked his financials and apparently he made 0 dollars last year>What do you mean? He's working full time as a janitor>I-i don't know sir... maybe he works for free?>You've lost it Johnson, no one would clean other people's shit without compensation
>>223999219>damn it, this is still MY town!Works surprisingly well
>>223998556The suspect has no social mediaNo calls or texts from anyone in years The suspect is a ghost!
>>224000014>we checked his medical records>no STD's, not even in college>a huge red flag
>sir, his minecraft server, you need to see this!!>what, why would i look at this game made for kids? >no sir, you dont understand, the building he is making, the floor plan, sir, it's the exact dimensions as our building!! >what? how could he know, he doesnt even know we are watching him!!>sir there is more, in this building, he placed TNT all over!!>motherfu... BOOOOOOOOOM
>Do you have any idea how much your little stunt will cost the department?
>>223999890>You *do* know that "your" town is but a part of a state within a federation upon whomst we have jurisdiction, right?
>>223998556>enemy soldiers open fire>SARGE! WHAT DO WE DO!?
>>223999559I'm surprised agent Smith didn't throat punch him right there.
>>224001708>THE MAYOR IS ON MY ASS GOD DAMN IT
>>224003347IN MY ASS
>why are we doing this again?>as I told you a million times already...
>did you hear that?
See what?
>Were you followed?
>>224006152>I had a tail, but I shook him 5 blocks back
>>224001708>The mayor is so deep up my ass he diagnosed me with colon cancer. >I take the next few month of btw
>>224001377kino desu
>and your OTHER gun
>>223998556Do brits even have cop kino? I've never seen a British movie or tv series that tried to showcase law enforcement vs organised crime in any fashion
>>223998620>No Tumblr. No friendster. No aol instant messager. I looked for him on Find A Grave. Nothing.
>I'm sorry! I didn't think I that->That's right. You didn't think.
>>224007536Prime Suspect from the early 90s. Real girlboss shit. It's on Tubi
>>224007536>he’s never heard of hot fuzz
>>224007536Season 1 of The Fall was good.
>>224002684>Ruuunnnnnn!
>>224007646ngl i love the movie but the shootout ending was pretty lame imo
>>224007646That's a literal parody movie that makes the point that Brits do not have their own cop movies, and theyre forced to watch American ones, lol
>I got the Pope so far up my ass I've been tasting incense all week!
>>224007744I don’t disagree, still kino tho
>>224007536>>>224007601 >>224007646 >>224007655https://youtu.be/iVJ92mdIH1c
>>224007801Cool synthesizer song
>>224007536Police have never been allowed to be cool over there. Probably in Europe at all
>>224006152>You've done it this time. I want your janny badge, hot pockets and buttplug on my desk right now.
>>224008628Kek. And your other butt plug
>You're out of line and your jurisdiction fren.>I'll make sure the DA hears about this>You'll never eat another donut as a law enforcement officer in this state again.
>Sir, we've surveilled the residence for weeks, and we've only ever seen him leave to buy beer and cigarettes and come straight back>That's impossible. There must be some kind of hidden exit we don't know about. How's our undercover in the gas station doing, any inroads there?>He won't even look her in the eye, sir.>What? Wait a minute... SHIT! HE'S ONTO US, PULL EVERYTHING NOW!
>you always were a good officer apu... but you just HAD to stick your nose where it didnt belong. You just had to figure out where the cheeto supply was going.>*sigh..n*>you never rested until you knew the bad guys were sitting in jail where they belonged>unfortunately, you found them again>ill make sure your wife knows you went out a hero, buddy. OH, and hey. If you see my mom up there, tell her im sorry.
>>224001924>*Shoots you in the fucking head*
>Surely you're not serious
>Monster starts destroying New York City>"I'm gonna have to call you back"
>>224010149I am, and don't call me Shirley
>>224007906
>get out of my crime scene
>>224007906Inspector Rex is very cool
>>224007536Would a show were the majority of the police over there activity involved themselves is child sex trafficking rings be allowed? >It's another Muslim kills 30 people on the cold opening but they spend the rest of the episode arresting people who are upset about it
