How far do you think you would make it in Hell's Kitchen?
>>223998475i dont know how to make snooty foodid be the comic relief that somehow lasts until right before the black jackets and get btfo hard
>>223998500Same, I think. Hiding behind the good ones.
>>223998475my signature dish would be a horrendous grilled cheese sandwich.bread? burnt to fuck.cheese? solid as my cock.he would look me in the eyes, i would look at his, and he would hand me the challenge pass right then and there.
>>223998475I'd knock the fucker out, so i'd say I'd lose in the finale.
>>223998475As someone who has worked with chefs...I would simply beat the fuck out if him if he started shouting at me.It's food.
I ain't no bitch
>>223998475I would just slice Gordon's face off with my knife the second he starts yelling at me. Yes I'm Mexican
I would WIN that shit bro my quesadillas are fantastic I'd win every dinner with my delicious quesadillas but then in the finale I'd throw a curve ball and make some BOMB ASS nachos and Gordon'd be like "yo these some tasty 'chos you wanna fuck my wife" and I would fuck his wife right then and there
>>223999372But Gordon has practically no spice tolerance.
>>223998475I think Gordon Ramsay over indexes on the cooking meta for high throughput kitchens. The chefs that dazzle him usually keep it simple. Complex homestyle recipes are not his scene. Which is funny because most people prefer that over restaurant style dishes. See his fish casserole competition with James May as an example.
>>223998475I'm a professional vegas cook already, most the shit you see on TV is just rookie mistakes like not knowing how to time out your items so everything comes out hot at the same time, or not knowing how to fake it if you can't make it. A little extra gravy or cheese will fix just about every messed up plate, speed first accuracy second.If the customer is an asshole sends the plate back you just make it again, it's no real hassle in reality. It only really annoys servers who have to deal with them
>>223998475I'm tired of competitions with experienced cooks and chefs. I want to see a show with regular guys like us struggling to cook.
>>223999529how does any of this relate to competing in Hell's Kitchen?
Gordon would jizz uncontrollably for hours after feasting on my Delimex Chicken and Cheese Taquitos, perfectly timed in the microwave, served with a side of Mateo's Salsa, and sour cream for dipping.
>>223999553there have been tons of shows like that. masterchef strikes a good balance by pitting "non-professionals" against one another. the whole "wow, this dumbfuck literally can't soft-boil an egg" level of foolery is quickly tiresome.
