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get away from me, potter!
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>>223997646
She got the ick it seems
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>stares at him in spells class
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>>223998288
for contrast, makes her look more blond. same way they use orange and purple on movie posters
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>>223998288
No. But a jewish person will come up with an excuse
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Who did it better?
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>>223997646
why cant she be real
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I made a Hogwarts legacy thread on /v/ (which is about to die) so feel free to come save it.
that thread will last longer than this one.
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>Malfoid
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>>223998288
Many models will automatically include nonwhites in the background unless you specify the races of everyone in the image.
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>>223997646
Is OP experiencing what they call AI induced psychosis?
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>>223997646
why is there no harry potter general thread?
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Muggles just can't compete
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>>223998288
yeah, she is the hottest in that pic
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>>223999405
There's something about those Slytherin Quidditch robes...
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Interesting how Schmede has made Daphne a sort of quasi protagonist, obsessed with sniffing out what's going on between Potter and Malfoid.
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My heart aches
Not for Malfoid
But for anyone
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>>223997646
Ive been away a few weeks - whats up with the reddit potter generals and why are they allowed to be up if they aren't actually even about reddit potter?
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>>224001684
I like the idea of Daphne inadvertently pushing Malfoid and Harry together while trying to find a way to shit on Malfoid
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like all white UK girls these days, she don't want timmy's little white dicklet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDoLlaaHjM

Lumos Lumos is not done yet, kino is coming.
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>>224002582
kill yourself, make it slow
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Obviously Harry is going to take after his father and marry a Muggleborn witch who is considered the smartest in her year.
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>>224002582
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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>>224004356
>>224004492
White girls make it impossible for white guys nowadays
It really feels like life is a fully designed humiliation ritual now and not a single attractive white female on planet earth cares that her father or brother or potential son is born into a world that is rigged against them
You can call me brown but you will never ever ever ever ever be able to say I’m wrong
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>>223997646
3d malfoid is a psyop
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>>223997646
who's the source of this AI sameface?
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>>224004492
>>224004551
>>224004592
Your envy of white men is noted
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>>224004836
There’s no point in being white if you aren’t tall or rich
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>>224005156
Stop being a bitch and hit the gym
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>>224001684
It fits nicely yeah.
How hard is she going to be put in her place?
>>224002279
No this is garbage. That's good for a random coming of age highschool movies, not for this story. Malfoid and Harry have big wall between them, it should take a lot more to break it than Daphne's petty schemes, as if they were both awkward teenagers that just needed to be put face to face.

Take the Foyege episode 3 where Harry realizes he has been saved by Malfoid, that's the kind of powerful moment that should have a big effet on how their relationship develops.
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I think I'm done with adding more salt.
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>>224004592
>psyop that encourages men to talk to girls, get married, have children
How terrible.
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>>224004356
>>224004492
troll'd, kek
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>>224005275
Just a reminder, plenty of leftists like Malfoid
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>>224006021
That's fine. Maybe they'll stop being faggots.
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>>224005310
no real girls are like malfoid though
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You will never have a rich slytherin girlfriend hold your hand in the snow as you walk to the village pub together
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>>223997646
>cailee spaeny is a slytherin
fitting
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>>224004440
I like Harmony but I fucking hate that all art and stories for it are obviously made by women who draw the characters like faggots
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>>224006383
don't remind me...
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>>224005275
I enjoyed this thank you
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>>224006557
>obviously made by women
desu this is better than the "and then harry fucked 70 women" stories
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>>224006693
There's an inbetween where Harry is a badass like his dad though
Instead these women use Harry being shy in the first few films to make him some corny female-brained idiot who is constantly needing Hermione's help for everything and who is more busy acting like a woman
Harem Harry at least has fun stories, Harmony has two kinds of stories: Harry is just an OP non-character or Harry is a woman
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>>224006760
i wish women actually liked shy men
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>>224006760
He's a kind hearted nerd who becomes a gigachad jock and wizard cop
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AO3, archiveofourown is down
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>>224006316
No, of course not. But there are some that aren't covered in tattoos that aren't single moms.
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>>224006863
they're probably fat, dumb, dress and act like whores, and spend all day scrolling instagram on their phones
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>>224006383
https://youtu.be/xnFF5d7sOq4
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>>224006904
Its a bigger world than you realize, anon. You'd be surprised when you're doing something routine, and then a decent-looking girl starts making smalltalk.
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>>224006760
you forgot the other types
>stories where harry is closer to hermione than ron and takes on her good habits, becoming stronger than he is in the books
>stories where harry and/or hermione realize the people around them (especially dumbledore) are retarded and take matters into their own hands
also some overlap with
>people who want hermione to get with a "bad boy" but they aren't deranged enough to pair her with draco (who thinks she is subhuman) so they make harry darker instead
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>>224007002
>You'd be surprised when you're doing something routine, and then a decent-looking girl starts making smalltalk.
this has literally never happened in my entire life
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>>224007008
I actually like Dumbledore bashing and Ron bashing at times cause it's more fun than Voldy who's a dogshit boring villain
But the difference is that you can have that and have Harry be a fucking man and not a cuck who needs Herms to do everything for him and who spends his time swooning like a chick
Also, Draco ships are retarded. And yes dark Harry is also dumb and just Draco 2
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>>224005275
pedo freaks.
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Ron is a chad who duels Snape (with his fists) to buy time for Harry and Malfoid to have secret dates.
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>>224007075
The Dark Harry I'm talking about he's still basically a good person but he's more willing to do things like actually kill death eaters
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>>224006811
>wizard cop
It kind of sucks that he doesn't become a Quidditch player. So often it's described how much he loves flying, and the sport. His first real crush is on the Ravenclaw seeker. He's a prodigy at it and doesn't complain when the captain makes them train several times a week in wind and rain. It's obvious how suited he is to it, but then he just becomes a Ministry goon.
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>>224007255
To be fair he has more potential than to be stuck a sports star for limited time
Though he ought to lead the auror department or something like that honestly, not just be a random guy
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>>224007002
I just witnessed a FedEx worker get a hot art hoe's ID and set up a date with her. She came in to get her art printed, he asked her about it, she gushed about her art enthusiastically, then he brought up he's an illustrator too. She asked to see his ig and was impressed the they started talking about meeting up to draw together. I was working cutting paper in the corner and wasn't eavesdropping, they both were loud. The girl was a legit 8 and the guy was an average looking nerd and not fat. If that guy can get an art hoe hookup organically, you can too anon.
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>>224006854
Ya and I was in the middle of rereading Waltz for One, wtf. Anyways, gonna start the HP movies with my family. Guess I'll probably watch them first and then read the books. It'll probably be easier to erase the movies from my mind while reading the books rather than the other way around anyways. Gonna suck there is no Malfoid tho :(
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>>223997674
She’s hiding her crush you moron it’s the whole point of malfoid
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>>224007042
Happens to me at restaurants and the grocery store, albeit once in a blue moon
>Are you from around here? You look familiar.
>Oh, how does that ice cream taste, is it good?
>I like that lunch bag, were you in the military?
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>>224007255
He becomes head of the wizard FBI, probably for life. He missed out on several years of critical youth development as a player so he was probably too far behind pro-quidditch level to ever catch up post-graduation.

The guy inherited generational wealth with endless royalties anyways, so it's not like he even has to work at all.
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>>224005224
doesn’t change anything
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>>224007042
The difference between you and the you who gets casual compliments everyday is probably less than you would imagine. Speaking from experience. Two decades with zero interest from girls and another decade successful.

Consult the gays at /fit/ and /fa/ on how to looksmaxx. Start doing something that makes you proud. Increasing your looks is mainly important because it results in confidence and relaxedness. There's Malfoids out there for every men who yearns hard enough. Finding the high quality women who are worth the yearning is no small task though, that is something all can admit. But they do exist.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793316523934314.mp4
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>>224007380
the only women who make small talk with me are either old or ugly
>>224007340
malfoid isn't an art hoe, she isn't even any kind of hoe
>>224007482
looksmaxxing is just trying to LARP as a chad. i don't want to pretend to be someone i'm not
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>>224006383
what choice do we have? sticking with 3DPD? no thanks,I don't like garbage
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tranny shit being left up and protected by a gay faggot from /co/
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>>224005275
more salt
as if trannies didn't threat malfoid artists with death first
they brought it onto themselves
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>>224007596
>>224007398
You whiny faggot. Hit the gym, get some hobbies and build some competence and your life will improve. Most men aren't that good looking

Do it for malfoid
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>>224005275
Doing Salazars work out there anon. Thank you
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>>223997646
Just go for the redhead
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>>224007352
I'm re-reading it too but the first stop at chapter 3.
I got you, this here contains the html and the pdf versions:
files dot catbox dot moe xxrkmm.zip
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>>224007596
>the only women who make small talk with me are either old or ugly
>malfoid isn't an art hoe, she isn't even any kind of hoe
The point is that sometimes you meet women when you least expect it. It doesn't have to be Malfoid, but if its a blonde, then grats.
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>>224007637
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>>224007664
>hit the gym
gyms are disgusting unsanitary places full of faggots and whores, and i couldn't care less about being strong
>get some hobbies
such as?
>build some competence
in what?
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>>224007706
>It doesn't have to be Malfoid
yes it does
>but if its a blonde, then grats
i don't care what colour her hair is if she's a dumb vapid slut like every other real woman
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>thread still alive
how.
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>>224007352
Gay pedophile pretending he hasn't already slopped up this slop btw.
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Why do our jannies just let this shit be spammed constantly
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>>224007782
Malfoid is eternal.
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>>224007789
>nooooo you can't have malfoid threads they take up catalogue space that should go to yet another thread about american politics or wokeism!!!
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>>224007859
brown shit crusted talons typed this
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>>224007482
>>224007042
Fwiw you really cannot rely on women to start the small talk. It is not in their nature. That's the biggest danger of getting too caught up in the tsundere trope, because male is passive (Harry makes up for it with numerous unique traits you will not have).

Basically, if women are chatting you up, you should be able to pull at least 1-2 levels higher quality if you make the first move. Not that you should pass up the opportunity with a decent girl who approaches you first, but both times I did that, the ultimate outcome was poor.
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Filthy esper scum, stop using OUR technology and stop bewitching OUR boards #mugglepride
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Its happening. Today I already saw a few girls dressed as malfoid. I really wish I was 10 years younger and not married.
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>>224007789
good payment kek
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>>224007930
no you didnt
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>>224007887
but what if i'm a passive person
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>>224007965
Then either learn to not be when it matters or learn to be content while alone.
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>>224007930
I'm going to a comic con this weekend and am curious to see if the Malfoid trend translates to real life or not.
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>>224007961
this has become a normie trend. slytherin school uniforms are sold out for weeks. you will see a malfoid this weekeend
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>>224007596
If you want a rich old money giga Stacy to fall head over heels for you, you have to up your game anon. Being a fat unemployed gamer isn't going to get you what you want in this life.
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>>224008071
I fucking hope so
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>>224008036
but i don't really want to be the "leader" in a relationship
why can't tsunderes just be real
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>>224007961
>>224007961
bro its a cheap low effort meme costume
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>>224007596
Chad's weren't born like that. They larped strong when they were young and got wins that fueled their growth. To become approachable and likable, there is no option but to strive to be one first. It's a slow process but and requires intentional effort. If you refuse to reject the bitterness in favour of a fantasy of "real you" which is a result of past experiences of failure, then you can not expect any Malfoids in your life. Sorry.
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>>224008084
I don't want that. I want to keep being a NEET from a wealthy family who hires high class escorts to do unspeakable things in outfits I provide for them.
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>>224008084
i'm actually not fat, surprisingly
unfortunately i dropped out of high school so i probably will never be more employed than i am now (service industry job)
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>>224008112
Tsunderes are real, but why would they ever want someone who can't or won't push their buttons, who won't challenge them and break down their barriers?
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>>224008128
If you are tall enough with a good enough face and wide shoulders then happiness will just come to you
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>>224008128
in my experience, chads are not actually likeable, they're essentially male bimbos
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>>224008173
>service industry job
You lost the game of life. Enjoy dying alone
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>>224008112
They exist. But they usually become extremely boring, once you understand how much they are coping.
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>>224008183
well, i could do that, i just don't want to have to be the initiator or the one who makes all the decisions
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>>224008274
what else am i supposed to do as a high school dropout? go work with a bunch of insufferable redneck retards on an oil rig or construction site?
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>>224005275
Salt is infinite resource when it comes to anything Harry Potter or JK Rowling related.
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>>224008313
You could get a country girl that way easy yes.
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>>224008313
>oil rig
Unironically yes
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>>224008313
Write porn for women. <---- published on Kindle Direct Publishing for beer money.
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>>224008351
>country girl
you mean the complete opposite of malfoid?
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>>224007693
Thanks bro I got it
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>>224008397
you aren't malfoid material. you are Jamie Lynn who works at the Dollar General material.
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>>224007783
meds lmao, im not your guy you schizo troon faggot lmao
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>>224008372
have you ever had to interact with riggers in real life? they're dumb as bricks, smell like shit, and are usually addicted to meth
why would i ever subject myself to 16 hours a day of being surrounded by those creatures while also performing miserable, gruelling manual labour?
>>224008440
well jamie lynn is a disgusting whore like all other women so no thank you
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>>224007965
You'll gain confidence as you improve your station in life (fitness, finances, etc.). This is why anons are telling you to be the best you. Even if you're not a billionaire, you can still be a stand-up bro. You'll notice that women are more comfortable around you, and you'll have the mental clarity to carry yourself with grace.
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Can't wait to see all the giga-hotty cosplayers at LA Comic Con wearing malfoid costumes this weekend
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Could you please fuck OFF!
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>>224008581
>hotty
how fucking old are you guy lmao
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>>224008581
>LA Comic Con
They'll most likely be ukrainian prostitutes.
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>>224008611
35. I'm ready to leer at some zoomer babs
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>>224008648
Ukrainians tend to be hot af
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>>224007965
You need to buck up just enough to get a passive girl. You will probably have to settle a lot in the looks department.

Alternately, you might get a dominant girl who takes the lead on everything. Maybe that will make you happy.

But you should know also, that once you win over a girl, the dominating stuff usually gets much less intense. Like maybe every couple of months during ovulation, she'll pick a fight with you and you'll have to stand up for yourself and then have makeup sex. And if you don't she'll lose respect.
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>>224008820
No arguments on that score. Just make sure you wear a raincoat.
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>>224008279
Btw, you don't have to make all the decisions about everything forever. In reality, lots of girls will have lots of opinions and shit they want. The ideal is to establish yourself as a trustworthy, confident leader willing to decide on the most important things and stand up for the things you care about. Meanwhile, you can delegate 90% of the mundane everyday decisions to her, which is probably what she wants anyway.
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>>224001684
Daphne looks more Malfoid than his actual Malfoid
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>>223997646
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>>224006383
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>>224007647
Malfoy is a canonical racist though, it actually makes sense for her
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>>224008995
Less so when you watch the animations. Daphne is basically sly and cunning. Malfoid is much more complex and emotional, while still the dominant personality in the room.
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>>224007637
He'd honestly look decent if he just wasn't so fucking fat
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>>224007859
White male fingers typed this.
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>>224007352
Hmm, looking at that image, the book context for their first meeting does work better if Draco is a girl. Having a delighted first impression of Harry without knowing who he is, talking up a storm like a socialite girl in a dressing room would, but her spoiled princess attitude drives Harry off without her realizing. It really does feel like JK wrote Draco as a girl.
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>>224004592
All of this is childish bullshit
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>>224009263
Considering he's just walked into a world of wizards and witches, Harry might genuinely wonder if she's an actual princess because she's so pretty. And then she opens her mouth.
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>>224009293
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>>224009066
>look guys i made malfoid into a mouthpiece for the zionist empire
why do americans ruin everything
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>>224009649
Nobody said anything about Israel until you showed up, mohammed.
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>>224009681
israel is implied by her portrayal as a migger, since israel is the only thing they truly stand for
they also aren't racist, they support a literal streetshitter for governor of ohio
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>>224009812
And just as bad is the idea of the aristocratic Malfoid joining a bourgeois rabble like a "Republican" party.
Americans ruin everything they touch, as per usual.
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What music would Malfoid listen to?
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>>224009812
>>224009869
It's a joke, son. Getting this steamed about it means you lose.
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Why is the Dobby abuse so funny ?
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>>224010127
He deserves it.
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>>224009977
Screwdriver and Kpop
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>>224009263
she based Draco off one of her old school bullies, he really does bully like a girl
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>>224005275
a lot of toxic abusive masculinity
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>>224010127
Dobby acts like a quirk chungus and watching them get abused is funny
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>>224004492
>>224004356
>white nationalists jerk to IR porn
>last year they blamed chinese
>now they are blaming indians
who will the blacked.com addicted stormfags be blaming next?
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>>224009812
Give it a rest, muggleshit.
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>>224009812
Groyper fag pls go
Everyone was having fun before you showed up with your inane sperging.
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>>223997646
Daphne Greengrass
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>>224010533
How should we differentiate Daphne from Malfoid to make them more visually distinct?
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>>224007664
Literally nothing you have said has changed anything that I said
White women hate white men, and it doesn’t matter how many muscles you have
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>>224010355
This guy admitted to being a black cuck in the other thread and said he's scared of white men
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>>224002279
>progresses to a threesome with harry where she actually shits on malfoid
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>>224010533
>>224010835
Not going to lie, I like the vibe of schmede's Daphne Greengrass. If only her looks was more differentiated. Daphne should be blonde too but got to make her face unmistakable.

A real in-house friend/nemesis like Greengrass is the biggest reason why Malfoid can't just openly be infatuated with Potter. Malfoid's position as #1 Slytherin girl requires a certain act from her, Greengrass would slander and bully her into oblivion if Malfoid/Harry became open secret too soon.
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>>224010882
as a white man let me say nobody is scared of us
The entire culture and government has communicated that we have no power or protection
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>>224011105
>as a white man
>us
>we
Kek, who do you think you're fooling?
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how do I get a malfoid cosplay gf
its the next closest thing to a real malfoid gf right?
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>>224011157
Put an interest in cosplay on your tinder profile.
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>>224011157
>how do I get a malfoid cosplay gf
Get a gf.
If your gf loves you she'll do whatever you want
>Bu—
If she doesn't, then drop her
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>>224010835
Malfoid more forehead, sharper features, more voluminous hair, bangs. Daphne flat straight hair, a bigger rounded face with less forehead. Like making the girl on the left in >>223997646 blonde.
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>>224011150
>disproves nothing I said
Spiritually brown post
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>>224011453
>>224011150
I'm convinced that both of you are the same person because there is no way that you're both online enough to argue this much
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>>224011514
Yeah nobody argues on 4chan
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>>224011545
For over 13 hours a day across multiple threads?
I guess I forget that some people actually never leave the house
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>>224011301
Malfoid should have princess hair. Take that as you will.
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>>224011569
what’s my username and posting history
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