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cool vague thread
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>>223997464
so this is not french
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>>223997464
4:22
https://youtu.be/Rf73zk2J73E
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>>223997440
>get invited to try food
>agree
>refuse to try any of it and call everything trash
what did she mean by this
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>>223997619
She comes from an ethereal aristocratic bloodline. We are beneath her in every way.
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>>223997619
she's practicing for /ck/
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>>223997440
she's the only person id allow inside my ass
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>>223997440
she's so based
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>>223997440
Some people have forgotten, because we've seen her tits and bare ass so many times, that she's a spoiled rich girl. She doesn't each what the poors would eat. She finds this stuff disgusting because she doesn't even see you as people.
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>>223997780
that's so hot
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>>223997740
What about me?
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>>223997780
She ain't wrong!
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>>223997704
Is this edited? There's no way her udders were that large and full of milk.
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>>223997464
shut up
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>>223997619
French people are almost all assholes.
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>>223997869
i really liked that though, she has enough self respect to refuse to eat all the supermarket slop they gave her
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british food is the worst of the civilized world. actually nordic food is but british is close.
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>>223997955
The japanese eat raw fish, can't be worse than that.
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>>223997704
I'd like to be beneath her if you can conceptualise what I am implying
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>>223997619
Shes french.
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>>223997704
MMMMMWAAAAAHH THE FRENCH
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>>223998028
God how horrible. Poor woman.
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>>223997518
basé
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>>223997704
Now let’s see her without make up and push up bra doing all the work
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>>223997939
But not to show up to a total slop kike slop show that elevated the things your saying as worthy of entertainment?
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>>223997939
This.
That first one was the kind you get in a pack of six in Tesco or wherever for cheap that have a shelf life of like a month or two before you open the packet. Even though people buy them, no one's under any belief that they're anything but naff. It's like if she invited them to try "French wine" then presented some cheap one from a garage that comes in a can.
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>>223997939
>French
>self respect
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>>223998330
god shut the fuck up. so boring. I wish all you teenage idiots fucked off back to discord, you are painful to have around
t. American
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>>223998355
SACRE BLEU
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>>223998393
>ils travaillent pour l'homme masqué
>fléau?!
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>>223997704
Imagine having pride in being beneath another person. This is what having zero noble blood does to a peasant motherfucker.
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>>223998541
You're a French guy
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Paloma was a better Bond girl than this pouty-faced hoe
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Not sure what propaganda led to this but as an American French people seem the most fancy, elusive, and esoteric European peoples, of course excluding the negros. The though of growing up in a French village seems so interesting and historic to me compared to anywhere else even the euro countries that actually remain in the past
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>>223998717
Hating French is done pretty much exclusively by uncultured, ignorant Americans who desperately want to seem cultured so they latch onto whatever cheap international stereotype they can. Someone is basically admitting their monolingual and untravelled when they start ragging on them. In reality, yes the French can seem a little haughty but they're great on the whole.
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>>223997619
I love her so much.
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>>223997853
she just gave birth, so yes they were
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she’s getting ripped to shreds on social media for this video. mostly people saying that if it was black woman saying this that people wouldn’t find it endearing at all
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gaptoothed fetal alcohol syndrome lookin ass bitch think she too good for peasant food
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>>223997619
>her tiny sweaty meaty feet
>my face
RIGHFUCKINGNOWreeeeeee putain de merde reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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>>223998649
Pour toi!
*ecrase l'avion sans aucun survivant*
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>>223999250
Speak like a human
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>>223998147
god please
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>>223997704
she should lose weight. fuck this fat bitch
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>>223999230
reddit is having a melty over it
she's so fucking based i love her sm
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>>223999407
yea her food takes would be based if she was model thin but she's slampig nowadays
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>>223998825
Everyone hates the french because the french are arrogant faggots
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>>223997440
I never liked her, im autistic about teeth and never liked her tooth gap
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>>223998825
France/britain hate is the safe edgy option.
Unless it's done by one of those two countries, it's done by a complete faggot.
Nuke israel.
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>>223997518
lmao they gave her a bunch of shit that wasn't even french? and yeah that pan au chocolat looked fucking awful.
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>>223999230
Sounds like some negro-lovin' whataboutism
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Do French girls go to indie theaters in the US? Is being conversant in cinema a way to meet them?
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>>223999230
based
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>>223999230
i hate the bready ones
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God I need a snooty French gf who rolls her eyes at absolutely everything
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>>224000784
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>>224000971
Hotwife material hnng
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>>223999258
>>223997619
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>>223998717
They're not lol most French people are trashy retards Lea is a rare exception because of her background

Francophone culture is very separate so most people are ignorant about them but French people are mostly hillbilly retards
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>>224001135
she puts her feet in the faces of men in multiple movies. why?
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>>223999436
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>Léa when you bring her to a restaurant that only has 2 Michelin stars
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>>223997518
The upgrade
https://youtu.be/3cxHwQl9pNM?t=450
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>>224002005
fat bitch
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>>223999230
>if a BLACK WOMAN said this, you wouldn’t think it’s cute!
What a bizarre reaction.
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>>224002116
She's a healthy weight.
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>>224002370
this freaks me out ngl
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>>224002413
this nigga scared of women
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>>224002473
i mean she's hot but aerobics where you disjoint bones are like ewwww
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>>224002370
>>224002413
she's only "fat" to people used to seeing hollywood actresses thinned out on a diet
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>>224002832
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>>224002832
>>224002874
Holy shit i love women
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I bet Pugh fucks like a sewing machine.
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LEA FUCKNG SEYDOUX DID THIS?!
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>>223997704
>We are beneath her in every way.
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>>224000784
where the FUCK are they? will they be charmed by conversation and my autistic interest in cinema and films?
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I think she just gave me a withholding kink. I get it now.
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>>224003212
I met a bunch staying at hostels in Spain
well one was a beautiful manic pixie free spirit who liked to hang out and read books on montmartre in her free time
The other was a sexmachine extreme feminine bitch slut who made out with girls while drinking
I still think about them
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>>224001369
My wife looks at me and acts like this.
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I watched this and thought she was just very picky about food but then realised she's French and it all made sense. She's like what anons on /ck/ picture themselves as when it comes to food.
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>>224002370
kinda feels like this shouldn't be possible, mathematically speaking
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This bitch peaked last decade.
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>>224002874
>>224003017
>>224003031
I heard she only does it up the ass because she's got the Daisy Ridley thing (vaginismus)
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>>224004233
I bet shes god tier at pegging.
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i mean it looks like shit but why would you go to a food tasting thing and not even taste anything like what the fuck
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>>223997440
>get the worst dollar store version of shit possible and expect celebs to just eat it
It's their own fault. For fuck's sake at least go to a real bakery or have something with little variation like a certain brand's bag of chips or cookies
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>gets invited to eat
>doesn't eat
based
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>>224002370
>>224002832
>>224002874
cute piglet, would plap
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>>224003448
that sounds rad, but I'm looking more for a gf situation stateside than random backpacking hookups.
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>et la maaaaain dans la main

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYuM_r8cKQ
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>>223997518
Lea
>reluctantly takes a small bite from a single dish

>>224002005
Pugh
>eats everything they put in front of her
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>>223997955
there is a powergap between nordic cuisine and the rest of yurop
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>>223998717
>though of growing up in a French village seems so interesting and historic
I grew up in a French village of less than 100 people (200 in the summer), it's a lot of running and biking around because you're bored (pre-internet). What do you think makes it interesting?
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>>224002005
they say that english women are unattractive and i nod, agree with them, and admire my homely fat bri'ish actressfu. she's so great my dudes.
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>>223999230
>french woman is stereotypical bold disagreeable snooty gatekeeping french shithead
>let's make this a racial issue
Are they all turdworlders who've never actually seen an honest to god ethnically french person before? Do they not know anything about how they are? Why are redditors like this?
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>>223998541
>Tu est un grand gaillard
>Pour toi
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>>223997440
i love her
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>>223999436
>>223999230
lol wtf

why

this video was so cute and good

wow

hate fucking normies
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>>224002832
>>224002874
Shes hot af and im tired of pretending otherwise
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why are you like this
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>>223997619
She seems great except for the weird lies about modern day Paris. She should be honest and elitist about that too and just say it's a disgusting city full of human garbage.
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>>223997440
She was completely right about that pain au chocolat btw. It looked like the industrialized bricks they sell at the supermarket.
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Why is this bitch so unfunny and annoying?
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>>224006322
like what? Patrician?
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>>223997619
She's of Norman stock. She has a disdain for Anglo slop
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>>224006594
Her strengths as an "actress" is doing lesbian sex scenes that go on for a really long time.
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>>223999230
>>223999436
I thought Reddit loved shitting on Brits?
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>>224006739
I was smitten since 2011 and Mission Impossible 4.
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>>224006821
there are a lot of indians posters on reddit
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>>224006478
she's right about everything in the stupid video. if you're not selective about the sweets you eat then you might as well shovel spoonfuls of sugar in your mouth or chug american corn syrup
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>>223997440
I love her so much
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>>224002005
>>224002370
>British
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>>223997518
>>223997440

im not really into french girls but whats the point if she doesnt behave and look like a stuck up high class whore? its like getting an asian thats not skinny or a slav that you dont fear is going to cut your throat while you sleep
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Like a Pugh in cheese.
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>>223997440
This video has me conflicted. On the one hand, she's right, they did look like a shit version of actual good versions of those dishes. And macaroons ARE meh most of the time, people just buy them because they are colorful. On the other hand, she didn't have to be such a dick about it.
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>>224007680
How can she be a dick if she's a woman.
If anything she'd be a vagina
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Her dad is the CEO of a company that makes killer drones for the military. They're filthy rich.
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>>224006271
shes a pig
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>>224002832
>>224002874
retards falling for an obvious edit
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>>224008242
prove us wrong with the "original," then
i'd be happy to concede if you provide it
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>>224002005
the fuck is this clown wearing?
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>>224008835
that's a promotional pic for thunderbolts so she's in character
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>>224002832
paparazzo getting a frontal shot like this is pretty rare. picture quality is superb as well
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>>224008304
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c8/e8/c5/c8e8c51d010bb1b9b2364b4fd38b86aa.jpg

Pugh's got a sexy face, but her body's not nearly curvy enough
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>>224005736
Could you feel the history beneath you? Was there a medieval spirit baked in?
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>>224009387
Thank you.
>her body's not nearly curvy enough
She does have a rather nice behind by itself, though, even without the "enhancements" done by the editor.
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>>224009387
ah they must have AI sharpened it
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>>224002370
That'll do Pugh.
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>>224007855
>Her dad is the CEO of a company that makes killer drones for the military.
and her grandfather is the CEO of France's biggest cineplex chain and a former associate of Berlusconi.
and her grandgrandfather was the CEO of an oil company through his marriage with another rich family from which Léa's mother is also a part of (meaning she's slightly inbred).
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why is she so sad?
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>>224010115
she found out rebecca ferguson beat her to jumping chalamet's bones on the set of the first dune
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>>224010115
French
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>>223999230
They couldn't buy a fresh pastry for her? That's not England's fault.
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>>224010946
this

and there's no cure either, she will always be french
it can never be undone
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>>223997619
They invited her specifically to act this way
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>>223997518
Goofy ass Spongebob teeth having bitch.
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>>223997704
She's a big girl
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Pretentious butterface. Nice tits but that's about it. No need to reply, I know I'm right.
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>>223999215
I was there and it’s not a real picture
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>>223997440
Lovely woman.
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>>224002005
lmao
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>>223997704
>>223997853
>>223998147
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>>223997440
fuck french girls
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>>224002005
well now i like her
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>>224003117
sensiblechuckle.jpg
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>>224010115
not enough lesbian sex.
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i find it interesting that she says stuff like this and now she has a body swap movie coming out where a man is living inside her body. i guess the role was specifically for her too
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>>224013036
what did she mean by this
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>>224013106
sounds like she likes to be dominant in bed and possibly peg men
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>>223997619
Don't serve a French aristocrat a stale croissant from Costcos
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>>223997780
no it is because she is French and used to quality bakeries
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>>223998235
Gibberish
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>>223999230
She's really not. Most people find it endearingly honest. It seems to mainly be Americans thinking she was "rude" rather than just frank.
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>>223999273
He can't. All he can do is roll his little meme rolodex and repeat random buzzwords.
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>>224009465
The church in my village was built around the 1600s, everything else is relatively new as before the late 1800s it was just a smattering of farmers with their own holdings reporting to the local lord so no reason for a town with others so close by. The school I went to in another town was an old convent though, or rather half of it was, some places that weren't easy to reach and thus not cleaned had graffiti, oldest I saw was from 1755 but illegible besides the date. I did my high school in Carcassonne though and that's a proper medieval city, but the place I feel lends itself most to medieval larp is Strasbourg because of the architecture and the monks wandering around in full hoods. The house we lived in isn't that old, like late 1800s also. I think the castle next to the mairie is way older but no idea really as I never looked into it, the same aristocrat family still owns and lives there but are struggling with cash imo as they've been on reality TV. When there's a boar hunt it does feel a little medieval because of the sheer number of people in a hunting party and the rabatteurs (dunno english term, basically guys who chase the prey towards the hunters) and there's a lieutenant de louveterie who's daughter my brother dated who does hound hunting on horseback.

There's a very closed village feel to it though, like my Dad bought a house in 1995 and they still treat him like he just got there, you need to have been living somewhere for a few generations to be called a local.

Other than the old stuff I don't think it's much different from growing up in rural America besides the scale of things being way smaller.
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>>223999493
>liking quality food is only acceptable if you don't eat food
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>>224013376
what do you mean "She's really not" when i've seen so much of it on twitter and reddit? they are pissed that anyone finds it "endearing"
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>>224006739
That describes ONE movie.
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i watch this channel and a lot of the time the brits are just shitting on american food or refusing to eat it. the production usually gets the shittiest versions of american food though, like microwaved deep dish pizza
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>>224007680
How was she a dick about it? If anything she turned it down pretty politely.
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>>224001157
This
>>223998825
Not this
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>>224010115
The British
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>>224013411
All I've seen of it on twitter is people saying she's entertainingly French.
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>serving her a stale Tesco croissant out of a sixpack
really now
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>>224003017
It’s so cringe when faggots post this
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>>223999407
>she should lose weight
No she shouldn't. I NEED aristocratic Aryan slampiggy gf
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>>224002832
>has to use fake ai to prove his fake point
Yikes
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>>224011644
Her face is why she’s worshipped you are definitely a woman
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MWAAHAAAAH
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>>224001296
I don't know.

She has pretty ugly feet, all things considered.
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>>224013496
they just repeat words they've seen, they don't even know what they mean
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>>223999407
We don't need another Ozempic casualty. Let the woman age.
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She's right. Explain the point of two layers of sponge cake with a bit of cream in the middle.
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>>224009637
Based
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AGP thread
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i'm so happy we get two different movies with lea nudity this year, even though i don't know the details of one of them yet
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>>224013687
Fuck off
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>>224013315
concerning
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>>223997619
imagine she is your domme
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Miss my French girlfriend, she hated me but she hated everything else more.
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>>224001135
giwtwm
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>>224013687
what do you think that means?
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>>224013788
Booba
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>>224013036
Do women not understand how spooky their flesh cave is?
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>>224013421
The only one that matters.
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>>224013756
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>>224014109
she's so hot when she plays a villain like in that or the lobster
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Redditors are such retarded faggots. How do they not know how French people are. There's nothing surprising about that video.
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>>224014109
She looks like she gives very passionate handjobs.
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>>224014445
stunning lady
straight out of a portrait
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>>224013471
kill yourself incel
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the beast is kino
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>>223997440
You fags would unironically marry this
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>>224014963
why are anons posting the same pic like three times now?

and yes i'd be lucky just to get a kiss on the forehead from lea fucking seydoux did this
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>>223997704
>>223997619
>>223997440
one of the only good nepobabies ever
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>>223997819
ask her to borrow some space
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>>223999230
>if it was black woman saying this that people wouldn’t find it endearing at all
I mean, that goes without saying..If it's a cute asian woman saying it, I still would find it endearing. But black woman?
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pain
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>>224005103
I love my pig wife
>>224002832
>>224002874
need her
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>>224004233
No, that's Ive Wolke
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>>224010115
She's reminiscing about her first love, a greek lesbian
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>>224005103
I badly want Florence Pugh to be fat. I need her to weigh like 300 pounds or more. It feels like being fat is her natural state and her being thin is an offense against the natural order. Her last name is literally almost "pig" for God's sake.
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>>224014963
Yes?
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>>224015296
Pugh has never been thin.
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>>224013036
I get it. Women aren’t naturally inclined to give blowjobs for instance because you have to be in the active role for that
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>>224015421
You know what I mean. I want her to be real fat, not movie star fat.
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Sorry but she's a chaste girl from good breeding.
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>>223999230
>stly people saying that if it was black woman saying this that people wouldn’t find it endearing at all
Well maybe that's because Lea is cute and darkies are disgusting and vile.
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>>223997440
she got knocked up by a black rapper
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>>223997619
She's absolutely correct. They invite her to try food and then serve her trash. No person with taste would eat that.
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>>223997619
Americans just don’t understand how absolutely ass their baked goods and pastries are compared to most of Europe, let alone for someone who can afford to have buy the best French goods. It’s like presenting literal slop meant for pigs to a human and being shocked as to why they’re not ecstatic to eat it.
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>>224015752
That was the other girl from that one movie
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>>224015752
you're a dumbass
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>>224015803
it was a british magazine that this was for, idiot
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>>224000971
She owes me sex, anal sex, footjobs, facesitting and golden showers.
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>>224015958
>it was obese and retarded anglos instead of obese and retarded anglos
wow this changes everything
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>>223997704
She also shows her tits in every movie she is in
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>>223998355
relax. everyone hates the french, even the french
t. RealAmerican
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>>224016020
well you were trying to say europe had superior baked goods and pastries to americans when americans had nothing to do with this video. they were just trying to make some clickbaity video with cheap bullshit and she wasn't feeling it
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>>223998717
it's really about the same as living in any first world country. You do have some old-ish building in bigger towns but the rest stays similar, we even have the awful american style out-of-town-ugly-as-shit-chains-of-stores-no-one-wants-to-go-to-but-have-to (though not as big thankfully)
most old town centers are really nice, started living in Metz recently and the old town is absolutly beautiful, but france grew a lot post WWII and towns expended in a weird mix of soviet style appartment blocks for the poor (migrants) and the american style suburbs for the slightly richer. So it's not nearly as classy as we'd hope, unless you're in the really, really rich old bourgeoisie villages
and growing in a french village, as said before, is really being bored out of your mind. Alcohol, weed and banging you neighbour (which has a high chance of being your cousin) is quite the norm in the mountains I come from
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>>223997440

Still loved the scones thought didn't she?

Yeah I can tell she's a mucky bitch. She'd get it.
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>le food has to have le purpose honhonhon
Pretentious fat bitch, you're gonna turn it into a greasy poo anyway
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>>223997518
based.

They gave her absolute trash. Probably an intern ran to the next Tesco on day before.
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>>223998330
This. The only French girl who went to our university was massively insecure and ended up getting that years version of a problem haircut just to fit in with another girl.
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>>224013036
>Someone read a the first chapter of The Second Sex and didn't understand it
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>>224016195
To me I have a great fondness for France because they are the one nation in Europe that didn't cuck under to the Americans. They built an indepedent nuclear arsenal, they've hung on to a ton of their old empire, they are maybe the only nation left in Europe that deserves to be called a Great Power.

As an American I respect it. You guys are like Vegeta, your pride and ego is so big it's allowed you to be greater than you would have been otherwise, in an America-dominated world.
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>>224016724
that’s how all of these “celebrities try” youtube videos. almost all of them complain about the cheap quality of they know enough about food or else find it as a cheap way to take shots.
see
>>224013429
>omg americans eat this??? bloody hell
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>>224016951
sadly picrel cucked us plenty toward the US, and le pen will do the same toward russia.
Macron was behind us selling our tech of aircraft carrier catapults to the US, and now we have to buy it back to use it (same for nuclear technologies iirc, and quite a few other military tech stuff)
we are no longer what we strived be, neo liberals have sold out so many great stuff we had to their friends
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>>223997704
Literal queen
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>>224017775
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>>224017793
Why does she always look like she's about to burst into tears?
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I like her. She's snooty but she actually has personality
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>>224013036
This is a good thing, gay dudes actually love men unlike most straight women who hate men and only find the 5% physically attractive, here she's saying that she actually loves men and wants to be with men and finds most men attractive
She's saying that she's a slut but also that she appreciates what men are
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>>224017901
>...life, eh? *shrugs Gallicly*
she's French
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>>224013342
Yep, serve them 12 gauge slugs
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>>224017118
>that’s how all of these “celebrities try” youtube videos

what a crap format
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>>224007680
>macaroons
Macarons

Macaroons are different
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>>224018731
>ow, the edge
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>>224013036
She's Iike me
I like women like a lesbian does.
Oftentimes I feel like a lesbian that hated men wishes she could be a man because most males in modern times are very weak and don't understand masculinity. People like David's runty asss
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>>224007527
A lot of people had ancestors who lived in extended squalor (think of the slums of any European city between 1600 and 1900). If you're surrounded by squalor and you're a functioning living thing, you will adapt to squalor in order to reproduce. That's where these
>norf
And
>Las Ogras Americanas
Memes come from.
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>>223997704
>>223997619
Sounds like an episode of Shoukugeki so Soma
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>>224019862
Also I'm not saying that's her. I'm saying that might be a piece of information at the root of what you're talking about.
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>>223997619
honestly? based
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>>224013471
Incels are cringe tryhards
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>>223997869
it's why we love them
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>>224009590
kek
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>>223997440
she 's right, although to be fair 90 percent of patisseries in France are frozen trash
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The French as a people have done nothing notable since Napoleon, a dead nation.
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>>224016195
>most old town centers are really nice
I wish, I've lived in France for the past 20 years and most town centers, and I mean town and not city, are deserted, bleak areas. France, in particular in the South and mountainous regions like Centre or Vosges, has big issues with near-abandoned small towns and villages, to the point that the mairie near me has offered a decent incentive for a new boulanger to come (empty for the past 2 years) and a huge incentive for a new doctor in the communaute de communes. The city center in big cities is alright, but too often its a gathering point for urban youths
That being said, yes the architecture, urban layout and in general old buildings are nice to look at. I just wish I could have seen the rich village life my grandma told me about growing up.
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>>224016022
Not in Dune Part II
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Isn’t she just messing around for the camera?
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>>224016345
scones are delicious though, with some clotted cream and jam :D
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>>224019774
huh, rochers coco are called macaroons in English? Love those.
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>>224021243
>french girl in mexico
huh? I didn't watch the vid so no idea if you're making sense or being a schizo.
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>>224021382
that's not what those are, anon. they're coconut, not the gold foil chocolate.
>>224021277
>The French as a people have done nothing notable since Napoleon
>>saying this, without irony, on a /television and film/ board
Please put down the slop, and watch some French New Wave cinema. Le Samourai, at least, since it's entry level and has action and a Gosling Drive-like vibe.
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>>224006456
when's the last time you visited Paris, Rajesh?
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>>224021312
>to the point that the mairie near me has offered a decent incentive for a new boulanger to come (empty for the past 2 years)
Ok I'll come if they pay for everything and set me up with a decent house and life.
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>>224021585
>they're coconut, not the gold foil chocolate.
say again? I don't get what you mean by gold foil chocolate, are the ones on the right not rochers coco? Are you confusing it with those wrapped chocolates old people give as a gift for Christmas or am I missing something?
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I've only known 3 French people on my life but they were all cheerful and friendly, not cunty like this.
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>>224021312
yeah old centers commerces are dying (outside of bars and tacos, they never seem to go out of business) but I think it's mostly a cost of living thing, no one can buy a place in city centers anymore so there are almost no clients. I'm lucky to be in fairly attractive places jobwise so where I live is fine, but I once went to beauvais and holy shit is it bad. I can't even fathom the diagonale du vide
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>>224021667
houses in this kind of town tend to be cheap, some town even sell them for less than 50k, the issue is they need to be renovated
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>>224021765
Ok then they can buy me one and renovate it and I'll sign a contract that I'll never leave the place until I die and leave it to the next baker.

Oh right they don't even want to do that.
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>>223997619
>get invited to try food
>served stale leftovers from a Bong supermarket
Yeah no thanks mate.
I wouldn't eat french supermarket crap for that matter.
They have bakeries in England don't they?
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>>224021779
you'd be surprised by some places, especially villages with an aging population
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>>224021807
I wouldn't be surprised, no. Even in Italy completely empty towns still raised house prices 4x in the past few years and everything is a scam ("le 1 euro house" that costs 100k to renovate and you have to hire locals that don't exist).

These things are mismanaged on purpose, if you had anything anywhere that actually sets you up with a decent life, people would go there in a heartbeat.
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>>224021667
I haven't looked into it in detail but from what my dad told me (on the mayoral council to fill out lhe list) the bail and rent for the shop is covered for 5 years and you get the apartments above the shop. The last boulanger stayed for around 3 years but he'd always wake up late so people stopped going, lazy fucker. But he married the daughter of the PMU owner and then got hired by one of those bigs chains like Blanchard so happy ending for him I guess.

Honestly it's probably not too bad of a job since people are overjoyed to have a local bakery and not drive 10 minutes somewhere else, if you're not aiming to make big bucks and like the countryside it's a good gig. No idea on the economics of it though, I see a lotta bakeries close after a few years so maybe it's like the restaurant business and very few actually manage to survive.

If you wanted your own house you could get one cheap as long as you're happy with living in the inner village in one of the old ones, my dad's cousin sold his house in the village (5 rooms, inner courtyard but shit ton of work to get it up to standards) for around 150k pre-covid. The mairie/region would probably help st you up with a decent loan as well, you have no idea how desperate people are to get commerces and doctors to come back.
>>224021742
ah ty for the context anon
>>224021743
yeah and kebabs, everything is closing down in the town 15 minutes over but there are three new kebabs.
Dude, I went to Clermont Ferrand for a wedding and the owner of the place we rented was a head nurse at the local hopital, she said they hadn't had an anesthesist for the past 6 months! That's a major city wtf. I've lived in the Vosges for a few years and it's even worse there. Imo a lot of it is the cutting of state jobs and military, from old people's tales I get that pretty much half the jobs in those places were due to these. Still, some people remain hopeful, a friend of mine just opened a restaurant in La Creuse lol.
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>>224021851
nta, here it's more like your business will be struggling, I've been to the houses offered (as part of my job) and they're very decent. For doctors it's different though, they just don't see the point in coming here when they could have a job anywhere they want for better pay.
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>>224021695
He's wrong, he's thinking of Ferrero Rocher (foil-wrapped nutella-filled wafer chocolates).

You're correct, rocher coco is the french term for Macaroons (coconut cookie thing).
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>>224021900
>Blanchard
Marie Blachere, knew I got that wrong
>>224021962
appreciated anon, I thought I was being an idiot somehow. Love those Ferrerros whenever I get one.
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>>224021900
>No idea on the economics of it though, I see a lotta bakeries close after a few years so maybe it's like the restaurant business and very few actually manage to survive.
The economics are "embezzle EU funds for it, give half to the local government, declare bankrupcy, open another firm in the same spot while baking the same cheap Polish pre-made buns that you import-export 10 times between EU borders so that 10 different people get some kind of incentive funds from it" and preferably in all that exploit the actual guy who just wants a decent baker in a small village.
>>224021940
Daddy set you up with the job of course right?
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what does /tv/ think of Léa's sister Camille?
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>>224021743
>>224021900
tacos and kebabs never close down because they are massively used by drug dealers for money laundering
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>>224011846
Grim
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>>223997704
Her "save me" gaze is a killer.
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>>224022311
Cute and would marry
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>>224022334
I dunno about that, I have one of those New School taco chains near me and it's always full. Boulangeries close around 7pm so after that tacos and kebabs are the cheapest option for a quick meal, they fill a niche. Ofc that's even more of a reason to get used for money laundering, but I think it's more kebabs than tacos.
If anything it's the chinese restaurant a block over that is suspicious, place has been open for the 12 years I've lived here I pass in front of it every morning and evening, never seen more than a handful of people inside and no deliveries either.
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>>224021900
good luck to your friend because lmao la creuse, I couldn't even name a town there
Honestly from my point of you clermond ferrand, while a big town, is a dying town similarly to those in the north so it's no wonder the already very limited number of anesthesists don't go there. but for the doctor side of things I blame the numerus closus much more than the lack of attractiveness of the towns. I'm so fucking glad to be in one of the two attractive regions of france though
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>thread about a prostitute eating food
>290 replies
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>>224022988
what is the other attractive region beside IDF? Marseille or Lyon? I'm thinking of moving so looking into different areas, might just go to Nouvelle Caledonie if someone I know there manages a bit of nepotism.
Yeah the numerus clausus I will never understand, I hear it's from doctor lobbying but don't know how true that is.
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>>224022988
>biggest city in La Creuse has 13k residents

Damn, even my region has a 25k chef lieu
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>>224023097
the alps, and the AURA region in general, so grenoble, chambéry, annecy + lyon (not saint etienne though) and their direct neighbours
wouldn't recomment living in grenoble but the surrounding is nice, annecy is great but insanely expensive due to border workers
you're not garanteed to find a job since it's france but at least it's much more likely than in other regions, got one easily (industry) with a bac + 2 but a colleague of mine just had a bac in theater

>>224023123
grim, no wonder I wasn't able to name one, it's smaller than most mid sized towns here
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>>223998235
Was that english?
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FUCK lea seydoux
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>>224023181
ah yeah, my brothers wife is from Villeurbanne so I know the region a teeny bit. I've considered that and maybe I'll give it a closer look but for now I'm focusing around the southern half of France so I can be close to my parents (elderly). Loved Grenoble area when I hiked there but I heard the city itself is a bit of a shithole because of criminality and shit.
While I'm blogging, I'm also looking to train up for something else since my lowly IT training I got precovid is near worthless now since I didn't move up fast enough, fuck I should have become a cook or a carpenter like my brothers.

Anyways cheers for the friendly answers and wish you the best, off to walk my dog and fetch the bottles of raw milk I ordered from the milkman, thread will prolly be dead when I'm back.
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>>224023216
dont mind if i do!
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>>224023060
Anon, she was born into an aristocratic family and has been a hundred times richer than you since birth. Doing the "le ROmans!!" schtick to make yourself feel better is pathetic.
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>>224023297
northern part of grenoble is fine, the south is shite though yes. I love student towns like this, the ambience is nice as soon as you leave the bad part of the town.
You also have plenty of place to train for many new skills here and around, and MANY clubs of any kind of sport. I almost went to get a masseur diploma since it's a hobby of mine, got some friends that retrained into industrial maintenance and paper (?) too
godspeed anon o7
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she's not very attractive maybe 6/10 but she has that succubus energy like eva green that makes you wanna fuck her for a week straight and drown her in your cum
is she also a jewess?
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>>224023390
she doesn't even know you exist
even if she did she'd forget you as soon as you walk away from her.
you defend whores who denigrate themselves for attention
being rich doesn't mean much of anything
she has disgraced herself and the future will not be kind to her legacy
Be decent and perish in silence, you fool
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>>224023574
>she doesn't even know you exist
Where did I indicate anything to the contrary? You're the one trying and failing to act snooty.
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>>224022635
chinese food in these restaurants is always cheap frozen or dried slop, it costs them almost nothing and they keep it for very long.
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>>224023621
Perhaps high-class escort is more satisfactory of a classification for you.
IIt acknowledges her aristocratic class and also the fact that she is a fucking whore.
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>>224023216
it's like a gateway and it's inviting me in
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>French people will look at a cake and say "I don't see ze purpose"
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>>223999230
We need TND yesterday
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>>224021382
Back in my day, we used to call them "congolais". Much better than the "têtes de nègres".
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>>224023621
This comment here:
>>224023753
Serves as a good analogy for aristocrats. You go to a restaurant expecting a higher quality and standard (higher class) of food, but further investigation reveals that it's nothing more than a glorified TV dinner.
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>>224023345
Few things hotter than a girl who is always moody and sulky suddenly smiling and making "fuck me" eyes
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>>223997980
How about fish thats been soaked in Lye?
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>>224023574
>>224023760
No one is more desperate for the attention of a woman than you.
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>>224023859
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>>224023760
>>224023574
>>224023060
Absolutely fuming
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>>224024069
I'm not commenting for attention.
Woman? We'll settle on female.
Woman is reserved for a better class or female.
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gap tooth bitch
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>>224024106
JDIMSA
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