Don't get on a boat

>>223995890
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>223995890
Feminism works

>>223995890
dont challenge God

Intended: true love is eternal and worth throwing millions of dollars of jewelry in the ocean.

Actual, unintended: a few nights with a dirty chad means more than a proper suitor or your eventual husband's lifetime of supporting you and your family.

women are memes

>>223995890
Change your pronouns to he/they because you'll never be "him"

>>223995969
Well, you can have both. If I got into a fight with my butch wife the week we were getting married and met some bat-faced Asian woman below deck who fucked my brains out that night, I’d be happy to carry out our horrible marriage and keep that night in the back of my head for the rest of my life until I finally laugh my ass off when she dies and say ‘this one’s for Kiki, bitch’

>>223996088
Bitch wife*

>>223995890
manic pixie dream person fantasies are ok when women do it

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Cal Hockley is based and Rose just spread the rumor of him going broke and an heroing because she had the ick for him. His practical instincts let him avoid panic and survive the Great Depression and he raised his adoptive daughter to be the perfect little lady.

This is also why the heart of the ocean isn't a plot hole. The movie even said it was insured. Hawking it would have been a very bad idea. And presumably Rose's new husband already had money since her photos show stuff like her learning to be a pilot.

>>223995890
-Don’t try to rush things to make news

-Don’t get on a boat that doesn’t have enough lifeboats for everyone.

-Women do not deserve second chances of gifts

-No matter what kind of life and family you live, you will inevitably be forgotten for whoever a girl fucked in their teens.

-Old white women are all objectively evil and potentially vampiric. All white women possibly are

-Men and children should go first since they are the ones who actually can create more life and protect the children better in potential wilderness. Catering to female comfort got several more dozens killed who could have made it.

-Rich people parties are boring and snobby while poor people parties are fun and you might (will) have actually have sex at some point (truest point in the movie)

>>223995890
foids are primordial whores
Not even money looks and status could make em loyal

>>223995890
>Films must have a clear-cut moral

American?

The federal reserve is built on the bodies of the sacrificed

>>223996124
Dude, you literally sold out your children forever, who will remain unborn, because you’re still hung up on some girl from middle school

>>223996143
This is any film that not filled with pajeet dance out of nowhere for no reason all the time parts.

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>>223995890
Fucking fat chicks is fun til someone finds out

>>223996170
?

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>>223998881

>Another steward reportedly said Guggenheim sent another message to his wife, asking to tell her "that I played the game straight to the end and that no woman was left on board this ship because Ben Guggenheim was a coward. Tell her that my last thoughts will be of her and our girls".

Can you imagine any modern day plutocrat acting like this? People were made of tougher stuff back then. Nowadays people would be trampling each other or doing shit like trying to livestream people struggling in the water.

>>223996124
>i’m sorry, you have to die because the young lady needs leg room on the life boat.
What do

>>223996183
Before you blame a woman for having been in love with a dead man while still having children with another man, ask yourself if your sons will never even be born because you’re still upset about a living woman who rejected you

>>223995890
Don't allow wealthy industrialists who are against the federal reserve/global Jewish banking. To board the same boat.

>>223995890
>don't charge through an ice field in completely calm waters in the middle of the night after you already got multiple ice warnings
>Make sure crew knows what it's doing in an emergency
>Make sure passengers take it seriously and don't wait till the last second to try to evacuate
>don't lose your fucking binoculars

>>223996207
Arrive in drag holding a medical suitcase, saying ‘I’m the doctor’

>>223996237
don't ever try to be funny again you don't have it

>>223996255
Who said I was making a joke?
You?

>>223996170
You are writing self assuaging fan fiction about anonymous posters.

>>223996228
Why? I’m gonna talk about the movie as the thread is asking rather than talking about potential sons I have all my life to make since I’m a male.

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>>223996247
*BANG*
Your next move?

>/tv/ automatically relates to the rich nepobaby instead of the stepped-on poor man, simply because that rich man is a cuck
Lol

>>223996228
schizo level non sequitur and thread derailer

>>223996308
Bit transphobic

I like how this movie is probably the only thing we have to filter the actual male and female posters on this site.

>>223996322
>he creates fictional anons to feel like an amog
lmao

>>223996337
Forrest Gump too

>>223996332
It was a different time.

>>223996275
>>223996283
>still not getting it
Which is better
Falling in love with another man during your engagement, then when he dies, return to your engagement, remembering his love, and have a family
Or
Never having any children or family at all because a girl broke your heart in the past, or because you are unable to be with that one girl you loved
Of course I’m being hypothetical and no this situation may not apply to you. I think this exercise is very important. The way I see it, is if you die without having children due to heartbreak, you lose, compared to this woman.

>>223996337
Titanic is every guy's secret 'guilty pleasure' movie.

That the childish dreams of a spoilt woman matter more than duty, honour, or even a man's life.

>>223996395
It’s not a guilty pleasure. Everyone likes the movie.
But every male knows Rose is a piece of shit and this war will never end.

>>223996392
Please take your BPD meds.

>>223996392
We do get it. You don't get that your point is moot and gay.

>>223996427
All right, buddy I’ll dumb it down even further for you.
Do you really think it’s right for people to go childless and without a family just because they can’t be with the one person they love

Don't go full steam ahead when there's ice warnings.

>>223996443
So you do get that my point is important and straight!!!

>>223995890
>What was the moral of the story?
It's better to smash head-on into an iceberg and suffer moderate injuries across the crew and passengers and require a bow replacement, than it is to scrape along the side and suffer much more casualties and the loss of the entire ship

And by the way, you can quit acting like you’re a bunch of bold quick talking badass free thinkers all you want, your conversations are all scripted, you had to learn them by reading them from other people, you take turns practicing them, and you are so pre-recorded you couldn’t improvise a proper thought even if it earned your pussy

>>223996337
What about all those threads about The Fault in Our Stars? They all get very few replies for some reason.

>>223995890
Don’t to places where several of the world’s wealthy are vulnerable in one place.

>>223996395
I won't lie, I do enjoy watching it. I always thought boats were cool even as a kid. I loved the old Titanic computer game where you were the British secret agent. I don't care about the stupid love story part.

>>223995890
>What was the moral of the story?
It doesnt matter how big is your ship,but how you use it

>>223996499
>making children with some you don't love
We already had one mentally ill boomer generation and it's shit

>coolest boat movie ever is gay
I hate you guys so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP7BWb1ndpA

>is it wrong to use a decent guy his whole life after your hookup dies and resent your family so much you throw millions of dollars into the ocean in memory of the hookup
subanimal question

>>223995890
The Irish are a beastly race who brings misfortune wherever they go

>>223996537
you just described most guys who are rolling in pussy tho

>>223996556
Same I was obsessed with the ship as a young boy. I watched this movie maybe over 100 times at 8-10 years old. Had little models, would draw it, etc.
>I don't care about the stupid love story part.
Why not? It's classical and pretty sad.

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>>223995890

>>You're grandma is probably a whore who wouldn't even scoot her fat ass over to save a man's life. Also she deserves a punch in the face and cunt punt for holding on to fabulous riches while her husband struggled during the great depression or numerous other times in his life, or dying living on a pension, or not enriching any of her children's lives with it . Also defrauding people making a documentary who shipped you out there at their expense looking for it and it's in your pocket , do you tell them ?? No you drop it over the side , Too Whom ?? The guy who gave it to you got off the boat , To Jack ? " Yeah sorry I let you die , here let me regift this thing some other guy gave me , K Thanks Bye !

>>223995890
>What was the moral of the story?
That guy should have taken her necklace away and not given a fuck about Rose. Also Roses granddaughter should have thrown Rose into the sea because she used her grandfather and basically never loved him, her mother and or her. She was a cunt.

>>223996706
I’m saying that they act like that, and you don’t, you only think you do because you have memorized and learned a script from other people that you think is your own words, and all we do here is take turns practicing those same sentences as if they were our own bad ass judgment calls

>>223996742
I'm not anti love story in movies. I just not a fan of one that's unnecessary and shoe horned in. Especially when it wastes time

>>223995890
Have sex

>>223995890
they put shit in the water that turned the frogs gay

>>223995890
Women never forget their first chad. Unironically that's the entire point of the film

>>223995890
>wooden doors
>6 million
nothing of that makes sense!

>>223995890
Do better and don't sacrifice your life for a foid, that right after getting rescued, sheds a few tears over your Chad dick and quickly moves onto the next rich guy,, having his children, while your life and genetic line that survived tens of thousands of years ended with your white knighting attempt. It's valid even today as a warning to simps and oneitis sufferers - women are not worth holding onto, unless you want to end up dead in cold water.

>>223996508
Brits got so high on their farts, they seriously believed Titanic was unsinkable.

>sinks during her maiden voyage just because it scraped a small iceberg

Fucking KEK. It would be funny if not for the resulting catastrophe and death of so many people, many of them good, honest, working people, as opposed to the rich, posh fucks.

>>223996392
You seem to be hell-bent on including cheating while being engaged as something normal and okay as long as the said Chad dies and the woman promptly returns to her fiancee and has kids. It's like, completely okay, even if she doesn't give a shit about him anymore and keeps thinking about that Chad cock.

>To making it count

>>223998451
He is apparently an asshole. That’s what we see in the movie. Is that how you would act or how you would want your friend to act? You don’t have to take this as an attack on the male species. Dude was an asshole.

>>223996699
Can't you just beat them with potatoes and they retreat in fear and pain, shrieking "IRA" along the way? They got cucked by Brits so many time, any Irishman worth of his salt is dead by now. Just look at Ireland now. They can't even control immigration being an island free from UK, and can't even physically control their entire island where their culture was born. UKucks just said "nope, maytes" and the Irish got cooked in Northern Ireland like potatoes.

>>223995969
He saved her life twice sacrificing his own and also made her realise she could emancipate herself from her previous way of living
I can see why paying the bills for the subsequent however many years still wouldn't outweigh thag first tragic love story

>>223996103
Oh i thought you were marrying some ripped dyke in this scenario for some reason

>>223996124
>Don’t get on a boat that doesn’t have enough lifeboats for everyone
No boat that has ever sailed did

>>223996201
>People were made of tougher stuff back then
I guess they simply got bred out of the gene pool due to then constantly sacrificing themselves to save some brown roastie and her child

>>223998737
>he was an asshole to people, but actually cares about me
>that's why I'm engaged to him
>that's also why I cheated on him with some random Chad (he deserved it anyway)
>that's why I'm making big eyes and crying to force compassion out of him for me, even though he knows I've done something no man truly forgives

Truly female-brained. Zero empathy to others, only MY FEELINGS MATTER and everything I did wrong was the fault of someone else, likely a man, because [insert "reason" here]. Yet, I expect the very same men to treat me seriously, with respect and even place their life on the line if it comes to my personal survival.

>>223998781
Anons don’t even care about the movie its just a ‘fuck women’ joke to them

>>223999047
It was a flight of fancy, that’s true. The taboo makes is better

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>>223995943
but it can get hot enough to bend it with all that weight

>>223997049
These are, in fact, my own badass judgement calls. I don't see how it's an amazing achievement or something.

>>223998451
I thought she had kids with a completely different guy, not the fiance.

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>>224002004
Correct.
Not only did this 17-year-old hate her millionaire fiance, who she told her mother she's an un-loving bitch for daring to bind her into the conscript of this wealthy comfortzone (and then gained 3 STDs from a criminal stowaway because he invited her to a drunken dance party, hoorah!)

...she, after remarkably surviving a sunken luxury cruise (being the 17-year-old she is), she IMMEDIATELY found ANOTHER millionaire man who she married, had children with, spent her entire life in comfort and managed to easily reach an age of 101 years.

Which goes to show you that Hollywood loves stories of
>"rebellious" teen girls bent on suicide and glamor
>raised in an nearly royal household with elite societal status
>hating the idea she'll be marrying a remarkably wealthy and attractive businessman, if for nothing else because she wants more money, more comfort, and he'll agree because she's pretty
>will think the most remarkable sex partner in their life was a worthless scumbag who molested her for 3 days on a boat ride
>can immediately abandon all of it, survive accidental disaster without any repurcussions
>and similarly immediately find a copy of the millionaire businessman fiance she openly hated and retain her single perspective of "I'm important and wealthy and I hate responsibility, so you better give me everything I want"

>>223995890
Don't go on boats.

>>223995890
Is there a romantic movie that doesn't involve cheating?

>>223995890
Do not trust wom*n

>>224004107
Most romantic movies aimed at men do not involve cheating.
Most romantic movies aimed at women do involve cheating.

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>>224003464
Remember girls; 6 different millionaire celebrities want to marry you right now! EVERY man wants to marry you!! Even if they're already married! Even if you're already married!
>Why?
WOMAN!!!

>>224003464
LMAO I forgot that she just ended up with another aristocrat.
>>224004107
Cheating seems to be a central theme in women's smut and romance novels. The dashing uberchad is here to fuck her out of the hell of being with a less-than-perfect man.

Women's sense of morality is really just immorality using the behavior of others as a false pretext and justification to preserve a veneer of morality.

>>223995890
>What was the moral of the story?
even if you find a beautiful wife and grow old together with your family, she will always be thinking about that chad that fucked her in the back of a car

>>224005640
Yeah.
As much as you hold a woman in your arms as you're bundled up next to each other on the couch, watching television with your children in the dining room and your grandchildren playing in your yard, she's smiling and drifting off to sleep...
...reminiscing about how Treyvan broke some Cadillac's rear window so they both could jump into the backseat and have sex for about 4 minutes before he came inside her. He died in an accident about 4 hours later.

>>223995890
All women are whores.
Don't give woman anything, especially rare gems!

>>223995890
You can't buy love.