If you owned a movie theater what kind of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs
Thai, sushi, maybe Korean bbq
>>223994157Fondue
crab rangoonwe're goonin baby
>>223994157Purely vegan food, as I don't participate in the suffering of animals.
>>223994157Hot pot that steams up into the theater and catches light-rays from the projector
beans
>>223994157>Serving super expensive foodThe food is for the goyim that come into your theater, not for you. Give them a 25 cent bucket of popcorn and charge them ten dollars for it with the "deal" that they can get as many refills as they want for "free" :^)
>>223994265>for the goyim Yes that’s why it is shellfish. Keeps the jews out
Massaman curry and lamb curry!
Me? I'd serve a whole bunch of stuff. Probably not much
>>223994157>If you owned a movie theater what kind of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legsI love crabs
lakupiippu
>>223994157As for me? King crab legs.
cyanide Kool-Aid
>>223994365>Did you see my tits? How about my shitty tattoo?
>>223994157Waffles
>>223994481>see woman>become enragedThe life of an incel is strange indeed.
>>223994157Computerized chole kulche
>>223995255>commenting on stupidity is "enraged"nta, but; ok simp
>>223994157chili and rice bowls. also probably some cups of instant noodles.
>>223994365>"I literally ate myself to death">still alive to post the videoDISHONEST FILMMAKING
>>223994157Mine would be one big crawfish boil. They pour it on a table and you go to town while watching your kino.
>>223994304these killed Elvis
Hamburger Helper
fish fingers
>>223995777how does this help?
>>223995796biggest scam ever. Fish don't have fingers
>>223995796that finger-to-sauce ratio is insane. how fat are you.
>>223995811sauce gets better when it stays overnight in the fridge
>>223995833does it also reduce the volume by 70%?
>>223995841depends how hungry i get at night
>>223995798before you had the Hamburger Helper, you were completely lost. your Hamburger sitting in the fridge with not a goddamn clue what to do with it. you’re totally Helpless. the gravity of your situation is too much to bear. until one day you finally got the Help you so desperately needed.
French toast and waffles, with a full fruit bar for toppings.
>>223995915french toast sucks though
gonna git me sum chitlins
>>223994157cheese platters
doner kebab and the kebab guy would be at the back of the theatre ready to serve people at a moments notice
>>223995990only if it's this guy
>>223996013of course
>>223995353Most men know women are stupid without needing to comment on it.
>>223994365How much does something like this cost?
>>223994157Hot Dogs and drinks, that's all you need
>>223996128you can get an escort for like half a grand, obviously the better ones are more expensive
>>223996240what makes one escort better than another?
>>223994157Can Americans really not go two hours without eating a full meal?
>>223994157>CCRRAAACCCKKKKK
>>223994365>My personality is eating things
>>223996313>My personality is 4chan
>>223996263looks
>>223994281bon bon bon bons
I would sell nitrous oxide. Would barely be able to hear the movie because of all the constant hissing.
>>223994365Beautiful sweetheart
>>223996240Haha good one. But I meant the buffet. Greetings from Nigeria.I love Japanese food so much it's unreal.
fish stick french fry egg casserole
>>223994157Shellfish is the most overrated food in the world. I'm fine with eating it as part of an ingredient like pasta, fried rice, or pizza. But if it supposed to be the main attraction such as a seafood boil, then I'm going to do a 360 degrees out of the party.
>>223994157A succulent chinese meal
>>223994157I wouldnt serve any foodI would just listen to what food people would want and thats what nobody did
if I found a theater that made a mean pot roast, and I mean really fucking mean, they’d have a loyal customer for life
>>223996053sir, this is 4channel.org. perhaps Plebbit is more your speed.
>>223996387Imagine the wagies sweeping up all the canisters at the end of the night kek
>>223994157>you're constantly subjected to the loud crunch of people snapping the crab shells while you're trying to hear the movieGenius
>>223995796BASED
