Best robary kinos?
I dont speak German but I guess I got that
>>223993521>>223993489>The safe is open now, Bankrobber-Elefant!>NO NAMES you stupid amateur!
>>223993489The last heist movie I watched was "Charlie Varrick" (1973). Pretty good, can recommend.
>>223993789Why is he an elephant?
We dont do this in germany We dont joke like this in germany
>>223993815Because otherwise you wouldn't have a joke?
>>223993489HeatPoint break
Why can’t the germans into comedy? For a country that loves beer and starting world wars & losing them, you would think they’ve learned to crack a few jokes here and there.
>>223993823okay but why haven't you fixed your stupid healthcare system?
>>223993839Still more funny than Stonetoss.
No, I'm Dunnhier.
>>223993826it could be a regular guy who was named elephant
>>223993839Alcoholic losers rant, they don't joke
>>223993861The sheer hubris...
Watched Mélodie en sous-sol the other day on TV. Pretty fucking good for a movie that old.
>What? Still no snow?>... in reality the construction of the Great Pyramids was a total disaster.
>>223993906many will deny this fact
>>223993906The ancients aliens that constructed the pyramids have been trying to freeze Earth to this day, that's why their minions whine about global warming so much.
>>223993521I don't speak German either but that was basic enough that I was able to read it.
>>223995581He had a weird dream?
>>223993789>german humor
>>223993815>>223993839"elephant in the room" exists in english languages
o i am der lauffin ya
>>223993906they just ripped off the far side
>>223995942Yes, the absurd humor is of a very similar style.>unsuitable houseplants
>>223995615How?
>>223996074this is exactly the same style as the far side
>>223996099English and German have the same grammer system and many words share the same roots. Ignoring the specific spelling and just phonetically reading the words often give you exactly what its equivalent would be in English
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>>223996198>>223993861wow so that's how we understood what was happening, bravo nolan
>>223993489It's not really a robbery, but it's a pretty good period movie about an elaborate con job: "The Sting" (1973).
>>223995738Och
Good thread
>>223993489>Polly wants a cracker>FUCKING HELL YOU CUNTS, GIVE POLLY HIS CRACK!
>>223993489>There's 50 pieces in it, sir. You have to buy it all, not just one.>Polly wants a cracker.>I'm calling the manager.
>Asshole!
>>223997465Did she shit on the floor?
LOL
>I'll just have to tweet this for a second. How do you spell "LOL"?>'ike you 'ay it.
>I hate those idiots that don't stop at a pedestrian crossing>... but just keep on walking!
>>223993489heh. Pretty lustig