Let's say that Nikki grabs the one wish willow that Bear gifts her and in a joking manner wishes that Bear falls in love with her.How would the story play out from there?
Imagine if she grabs it and wishes bear was 1 inch tall and in love with her
>>223990047Chances are they would flip flop scuba hop, shake it baby, just don't stop
>>223990047Imagine if Nikki was your girlfriend and everyday you woke up with her next to you in bed.
>>223990084Does she pee and shit in the bed because she's can't leave my side?
>>223990091god i hope so
Imagine if Nikki grabbed my penis cock and made me cum
>>223990096Fuck i wanna be nikki so badly
Why didn't Bear just wish for Superman's powers? What girl wouldn't want to fuck a superman?
>>223990106The more you think about this movie, the more you realize its a magic wish stick movie that just happened to be about a dramatic love story gone wrong
>>223990106Why didn’t t bear just wish to become the God of this world, an omnipotent being that could bend fate to his will and reshape the world in his image, probably grow an army of lizard people to rule over or something
reminder to everyone that even this fat shlub was banging his hot co-worker chick
>>223990191If you know how to talk to girls you can fuck them even if you look like this
Great question would anyone care to respond?
>>223990238You first. Honestly my wish would you would be Nikki snd obsessed with me anon.
>>223990091of course, all Inde Navarrete's characters are like her. So she would smell bad all day and shit her pants randomly across the day
>>223990191Reminder to you that no woman could resist this guy’s charm.
>>223990261>honestly my wish would you would be Nikki snd obsessed with me anon
>>223990300>kiss
>>223990047surely a mechanism is in place to prevent that kind of feedback loop. in fact let's just say it can't happen: a possessed person is like a faded photocopy. its presence, its signal is too weak to trigger wish fulfillment. the stick just breaks like a regular stick.
>>223990047Literally do this in The Craft.
Isn't that literally what happens in the end and only stopped because Bear fucking ODs.>>223991192By the definition of the wish, that's for all intents and purposes Nikki therefore a possessed person still has their wish.
Dog bites manA conventional horror thriller of an obsessed stalker chasing an innocent womanIronically I think you'd have more of the female audience whod like this Bear than the one we got
>>223990191and?
>>223990191Hes anorexic by american standards though
>>223990047It would result in me shoving a steel-toed boot up your ass
Bear becomes a psycho controlling abuser, she tries to break up with him and in response he tries to kill her. White men are really scary guys.
>>223990047He would poop on her cat because I guess that is how love works in that universe going by the rest of the film.
>>223990190He wasn't really a people person and that must apply to lizard people as well.
>>223990047What if I wished that there was no such thing as magical wishes would my wish magically be granted by the magical wish granting stick?
>>223990293Drove a VW Beetle too, insane
>>223991209No it is reversed in the craft, she puts a love spell on him, he doesn't then put a love spell on her, so its literally different than what OP asked, its just gender swapped with who is casting the spell and who is enchanted by it.
>>223991686Did you read what the OP wrote
>>223991736Yes and also there literally was not a one wish willow in The Craft.
>>223991622>White men are really scary guysyou almost made a point about the movie and then remembered you had a reddit quota to fill
>>223990047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLGBZTcLrvY
>>223990047Nothing would happen, he already loved her
>>223990047SAAAAARRS
