>>223988069

>shift entire day forward four hours
>suddenly, you're a hardworking go getter

I fuckinh hate this. As long as you're sleeping and waking consistently, who fucking cares if you work 4 to 2pm instead of 10 to 8 pm?

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>>223988734

>>223988069
>shower from 6am to 730am
>golf for exactly half an hour
>snack from 8am to 930am

>>223988069
>cryo recovery after a 90 minute snack
never fails to make me kek

>>223988069
Someone gives this truthful guy a tenure as a professor at Cambridge in american studies!

>>223988069
>waking up before 8 am
lol lmao

>>223988069
>cryo chamber recovery
Mark Wahlberg confirmed for global freezer.

>>223988069
All actors should be made to do these

>>223988069
why did he become so much of a douchebag?

4:45AM 3 x 5MIN PRAYER REPS
4:55AM 5 SETS PULPIT KNEELS
5:18AM SHOWER
5:20AM CATCH IN THE FRONT YARD WITH THE KIDS
5:25AM SHOWER
5:30AM BREAKFAST (MANA FROM HEAVEN COLLECTED FROM FRONT YARD)
5:45AM FOLLOW PILLAR OF FIRE IN DESERT OUT OF EGYPT

I guess that successful people really just work harder than everyone else. If only I had the discipline to start my day at 230 am I'd be a millionaire.

>>223988583
>>golf for exactly half an hour
kek is that even possible? What would that be, three holes?

>>223988703
6:00am ACTIVATE THE ALMONDS

>>223988069
if he cut out the pointless snacking he would have an extra 1.5 hours per day for productivity

>>223988069

When does he beat up Vietnamese?

>>223988905
3:40-5:15am

>>223988734
He smacks 18 balls from one spot and lands each one in every hole. He's got snack time in half an hour and he doesn't have time to play around.

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He's literally fucking me

>>223988905
He squeezes it in between the time he has lunch and picks up the kids or after his hour and a half morning shower.

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>>223988069
Now let's see Hunter S Thompson's schedule

What would your schedules look like anons? For me...
>4:00 PM wake up
>4:10 PM morning coffee
>4:35 PM morning shit
>5:00 PM shitpost on 4chins
>6:00 PM din din (takeout from mom)
>6:35 PM look at my backlog
>6:40 PM shitpost on 4chins
>9:00 PM goon
>10:00 PM spread extremist content online
>11:00 PM shitpost on 4chins
>12:00 AM lunch (frozen pizza)
>12:30 AM post-lunch goon
>1:00 AM shitpost on 4chins
>3:00 AM breakfast (jimmy deans or instant noodles)
>3:30 AM goon
>4:00 AM think about playing game
>4:05 AM shitpost on 4chins
>5:00 AM sleep

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>Anons keep posting the photoshopped version
Here's the real schedule

>>223988069
Rosie the Riveter looking ass bitch