>>223987428
hannah chads, we gather

I watched it not expecting much but it was actually pretty good.
Also best child actors I've seen and they make the film work.

Why did Israel fund this movie?

>>223987428
I feel like this movie was made solely to fuck with the people who said Too Many Cooks dragged on too long.

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>>223994507

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>>223988229
>Also best child actors I've seen
Wut. They could barely cry on command.

I thought it was just alright. Anyone care to change my mind?

>>223989188
There are people who said that?

best flick in ages

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>>223993569 >>223994021

>>223987428
Would

>>223989356
i don't disagree but alright is a pretty high bar these days

Boring, unfunny, and not frightening. Why was this made?

Are we ready for the sequel?

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>>223990944 >>223992689

*gets molested in you're path*

>>223989356
I just finished marathoning it. Pretty decent little flick. Hanna was an absolute cutie. There were a couple bits that got a good chuckle from me, like when the episode reset, and they just replaced the dead black kid with another black kid who's just not on the same page, or when the mailman just gets helicoptered at the end. I didn't really hate it, but I'd have a hard time recommending it to anyone. not really a horror movie, not really a comedy. it's kinda just a weird metatextual art thing

>>223990618
>it's kinda just a weird metatextual art thing
It's really REALLY close to being a commentary on the industry as a whole. Just a few tweaks here and there, make one or both of the parents complicit in sending her to the t.v. world, something like that.
The creator was even straight up asked about that in an interview, something like
>"Hey is it a metaphor for child stars or abuse in the network elite space?"
and he was just like "Huh? No it's just surrealism that isn't supposed to have a deeper meaning."

>>223990057
>dis nigga don't know bout Barney

>>223990057
felt the same desu, not funny enough to work as a comedy and not scary enough to work as horror. miloti in the nurse uniform was a top tier milf but other than that not much in the way of highlights imo

>>223990123
I heard some minor spoilers and thought the little gook was her daughter going in.

>>223987428
Yeah I really liked it.

>>223990057
It felt like something that would air on Adult Swim

>>223990944
I think the man at the end when Freddie goes through the tv is Hannah's dad

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>>223988029
Stop dropping the fucking pans, girl! How many times!!!!

Anything else like this that's actually good? The only thing I know of that's similar is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

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>>223993522

>>223988029
I luv her

>>223987428
Literally just finished it a minute ago, it's not terrible but certainly not good either, easy 5/10. Grace's husband is a retard, just want that off my chest, the kids are likeable but boy are they slow at doing anything and I'm not sure why the white boy just lets himself die like that, always had a hunch he was stupid. Really would've liked to have seen more "behind the scenes" type stuff involving wtf this dimension even is, how's it operate, etc. Do we even know if people who return to the real world are magically re-remembered? The other unicorn character towards the end didn't make sense, maybe it went over my head. I also thought Hannah was going to be kidnapped and molested by the cowboy. And as a closing thought; really expected Buddy to just get shit swamped by the kids Weapons style, I mean it's obvious he feels pain therefore he can be "reasoned" with.

>>223991887
The movie shows a mural with three unicorns with their names underneath them, one being Buddy, the other two being Benny and Bobby, the slave unicorn that we see is Bobby, given Buddy has a heart symbol and feeds off love it's theorised that Benny who has a star symbol and was the centre of the mural was originally the main character of the show, Bobby has a sun symbol, suggesting he's empowered by the sun which is why he's trapped in a dark room without sunlight

>>223987428
It was alright, wouldn't put it up that high.

>>223990123

Sofia Calzone?

>>223991712
Well the guy who made it mostly works on live action AS stuff

>>223987428

Free Palestine, disarm Israel, Annihilate the IRGC and drop a nuke on Hollywood. Screw this movie.

>>223989170

The movie was a co-production between U.S. American and Israeli film companies.

It's not a particularly complex or ambitious film, but it's well executed and good for what it is. I think the brisk runtime did it favours. I liked it overall, if another film from that universe was made I'd check it out but I have pretty minimal expectations.

>>223989356
They are literally looking at the city within what LOOKS like a several mile walk at most and are just like
>"Let's just stop and wait."
Also it doesn't make sense for an older adult to be there when time resets seemingly for the whole world once the credits end. Also
>Topher Grace

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>sings outro song
>"...bitch"
>dies
kek, kino movie

>>223987428
I thought it was okay. Sometimes it used the medium in a fun ways, like the distant city or the "actors" getting replaced, but all the kills were pretty bad and the effect quality and pacing was all over the place. Weirdest part was when he turned into that evil dragon for like 2 minutes. It's like they realized it sucked and was less "threatening" than just the regular mascot design, but had already made it, so they used it only for a short sequence. Then there was also the random high-quality bit where the woman gets pulled into the tv, that looked like it took 90% of their effects budget.

>>223992817
>Also it doesn't make sense for an older adult to be there when time resets seemingly for the whole world once the credits end.
Maybe it has a range? After all Buddy also needed to catch the kids and then started the outro, otherwise he just could've reset it from the house without bothering to go after them.

>>223992933
Pretty sure he needed to hug a kid to reset

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>>223993501 >>223994367

>>223987428
>hero kid is an ugly nigger
>final girl is a white girl
>traitor weakling is a white boy
Fuck this nigger propaganda.

>>223987428
It was pretty well made. Keegan-Michael Key did great as buddy.
Probably won't watch it again though.

I fucking loved it.

>>223993001
>muh idpol muh fatboy feelings
Stop trying so hard to fit in, you're going to pop a vessel.

>>223991803
a gook in her natural environment

>>223993501
NTA but I suggest you try harder to be interesting and enjoyable to have around

>>223989430
What would happen if you save her and get her to the real world? Turn into a plushie, a real rabbit or into a human??

>>223992933
I think they just wanted a weirdo role for Clint Howard (I am okay with this)

>>223993528
Is that what all of your friends say about you, tubby?

>>223993588
No. And I'm leaner than you. I'm guessing you are fat, yes? Post body and I will

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>What's a penis?

Why didn’t she cut open the unicorn and try to save Oliver? He was in there for all of two minutes.

>>223990944
I thought the mother was Freddie after time skip. Otherwise I don't understand why she thought the Buddy show was the spooky ghost and why was she picked to be abducted

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>>223994111

>>223987428
Truly.

Was George fucking the puppet for entire life?

>>223993671
He would also currently be impaled by the mailbox then

>>223989430
Judy Hopps thought she had the market dominated

>>223993608
>No U
Stop shaking, they're just words.

>>223993776
God, I wish that were me.

movies a trump allegory right? orange, blonde hair, needs to be loved, calls people liars and gaslights...

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>>223993522
That was very rude and not nice. Buddy won't like that.

>>223993001
The hero is Freddy(the white girl), she's the one that figures out Buddy's nature, kills him, and survjves. But of course you see a black actor and you start crying "muh racism against whites". Also Oliver was a snitch but he becomes a highly supportive character

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>>223994111
Imagine how funny it'd feel haha

>>223992817
could just be limited to the park area set

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>>223992689
She's pretty slim in this movie... which is unusual.

>>223994367
Oliver was a bitch for entire movie and went out like a bitch 1 minute before getting away and back to the real world

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>>223996856 >>223996999

wtf was his problem?

Pure reddit slop

>>223989170
I have no idea about what this movie is about but I'll take a stab at it based on my expertise on jews from /pol/.

subversion of innocent concepts such as mascots
the normalization of the idea of children being murdered & sacrificed through fictional vehicles such as horror movies
subversion of childhood memories like Barney & Friends by making them seem not so innocent

just top of my head

>>223996468
witnesses

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>>223996851
forgot pic

>>223996468
You love Buddy, yes, you do, And I love each one of you. We're together happily, We'll always be best buddies. I love every one of you, I'm so glad you love me too.

>>223990057
Same, couldn't finish it.

>>223996851
It's just a corrupted character showcase. Buddy is bad because he is an inversion of Barney while superficially like him. It's plain to see from how their songs differ too. Barney treats others as his friends and the love is reciprocal. Buddy is all about him, and you loving only him.

>>223987428
>>223988029
for me, it's freddy

>>223999076
Why did they write him to be such a smug cunt?