That doesn't happen IRL. Who wrote this shit? Chase is a hack.
Woah… she ugly
>>223985953This, so unrealistic. Who even has sex these days, never happens anymore.
>>223985953>this doesn't happen to me, and I'm the center of the universe, so it wouldn't happen to a powerful mob boss either
>>223985953yes actually chad can get a girl to fuck in the toilets 5 minutes after meeting her
>>223985979mmm boy are you fat
>>223986177That's what your mom said, referring to my penis that is
>>223986101Ah the myth of chad.
If sex is so real then why haven’t I had it, huh?
>>223986399you aren't trying hard enough. my retarded midget friend gets laid every week, and you can't? baka. my estimation of anon just fucking plummeted
He’s lucky I didn’t fuck his lights out
>>223985953He is a notorious/famous fucking mob BOSS who owned the entire place. moreover he had a very aggressive forward confident personality "i'm gonna get what i want" and women love that shit
>>223985953Lotta virgins here who don't know women melt with one question: Can I get scrapple with that?
>>223985953It happens all the time but not to OP
>>223986715Sex is a privilege reserved for the few (not us)
>>223985979She's vaxxed. Even worse.
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>>223987797CATCHING, NOT PITCHING?
>>223986023>I'm the center of the universeglad someone finally understands
>>223986442He didn't say that
>>223987797HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>223986101Had sex with a random girl in a club toilet once. It was gross. Never again, and not as hot as it is on TV
>>223987797Tone?! What's going on in here?
>>223987797aids?
>born again christianA (former) whore, in other words.
>>223987797HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN I TAKE?
>>223987797I could care less, basically.
>>223987797You know... salud
>>223986342There is a new austerity these decades, sure but shit was rocking last century. Banging chicks at a club was thing among other debaucheries, little zoom zoom.
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>>223985953I fapped to it. I liked her tits.
>>223985953>That doesn't happen IRLit does but you have to shoot your shot like a thousand times beforehand
