>tee hee look how whimsical I am>*drowns in a creek*
>>223982930>>223982930>tee hee look how whimsical I am>>*drowns in a creek*Yeah that never happened to me irl haha
>>223983004Girls really think men can read minds.
>>223983004theres no such thing as "experience" in relationships.every woman is different.just be social, likeable and honest. just be who you are. either you will match or you wont.and sex is not a big deal either. the "mechanics" of it can be learned in half an hour. the true endgame is intimacy, which you only learn and build with the already mentioned character traits.the most important thing is just diving into relationships, just trying and be willing to fail occasionally. some relationships will turn to shit. then you just split up. getting cut down occasionally is better than never blooming at all. its all part of the process
>>223982930I remember having to read this dumbass book in school.
>>223983123FAGGOT
>>223982930Monke
>>223983123What if you got shit tier genetics?
>>223983123What if the lack of experience was in the form of a drug resistant tuberculosis and you didn't want to John Keats on them down the line?
>>223983123>just be social, likeable and honest>just be who you aregetting mixed signals here bro
>>223983360>>223983123What if monke
>>223983123Nah I can't do it
>>223983123Lol imagine effort posting on this chickenshit website, none (and I mean absolutely zero) of these troglodytes are going to listen to it but C for effort I guess.
>>223982930KINO
>>223983004She ended up doing much better than me.
>>223983590The reason people tell you to be yourself is because the last thing anyone wants in life is to be stuck in a relationship where you have to pretend to be someone else on a permanent basis. Being alone is better.
>>223983621You're here forever, losing arguments to troglodytes.
>>223982930Why did she wear socks on her arms?
>>223983695Why would anyone come here to win arguments? Derailing threads is good enough for me.
This movie was a very surprisingly realistic portrayal of dealing with the death of someone close to you. The only thing that will forever annoy me is when I was in 8th grade me and my friends and gf went to see it at the movies thinking it’d be something like The Chronicles of Narnia because the marketing made it out to be a similar YA adventure movie based on a book and they even sound similar, but it wasn’t!
>>223982930when I open up a thread I always make sure that the movie's title, if any, is referenced. I even put it in text for accessibility. Meanwhile OP is a gay
>>223983801Reverse image search, retard
>>223983801If you aren’t autistic enough to recognize a single still from a 20 year old movie then why are you even here?
>>223983960it's a shitty movie, so I couldn't>>223983830no. Enough with this. Just post the title.
>>223983960>Bridge to Terabithia is 20 years old now
>>223982930this fucked me up when i was a kid
>>223983590Yeah it's both. You gotta compromise.Really it's more important to just not be afraid of failure. "Worst thing she can say is no" and all that.
>>223983123>just be social, likeable and honesthow?
>>223984261When you talk to people, listen, and add your thoughts and follow up with a question. Someone told me that awhile ago and it really helped switch everyone’s perspective of me from a quiet autist to an extrovert, and before anyone hand waves me, try it first.
>>223984329>add your thoughts This is where he will fuck up. >autist to extrovertYou’re talking about innate personality traits, they can’t be circumvented by “just talk more bro”. Dummy.
>WhimsyTranny leftroon vocabulary
>>223984393If you don't have any thoughts to add just do the Solid Snake thing and repeat back the last point they made as a question so they think you're engaged in what they're saying.
>>223984261>just be likeable broFuck if I know; everyone in the world wishes they were likeable. The one piece of advice I do have, and it's something explained in How to Win Friends, is to get away from thinking that impressing people makes you likeable. No one cares how smart or good at shit you are. If you can genuinely make people feel good about themselves, that is what leaves a good impression.
>>223984393Innate personality traits?
>>223984460The point I added, that literally everyone but you can see is that you’re equal parts wrong and retarded. Your “advice” is stupid and so are you. But hey, I’m glad you were able to just relate your way out of autism. Good job?
>>223984499https://www.dictionary.com/
>>223984524>it’s stupid because it’s retardedNice work mr. Sociologist
>>223983361Women don't care about size/height that much.Intelligence, charm, wit, manners, etc are much more attractive and can be improved upon, if you actually want to put effort into bettering yourself and not sitting around whining like a spoilt child, I guess.
>>223983716So she needn't put them on her feet
>>223984644> Women don't care about size/height that muchLol
since this seems like the sad sack thread, does anyone else feel like they're just incapable of being attractive to anyone? it just doesn't make any kind of sense in my head, like as a concept. i don't even know if i'm ugly or anything, just the very idea of it is like "why/how would that happen?". even when i jerk off i have to imagine i'm someone else in the fantasy in my head
>>223984619Retards aren’t stupid now? Your parents will be thrilled.
>>223984681I know you are but what am I
>>223984698You didn’t accuse me of being stupid, just a sociologist. Also it’s “no u”, now go be a newfag over on Redd*t or something. They’ll love your just charm away the autism schtick over there.
>>2239845640 results, boss
>>223984759>Also it’s “no u”>A-Am i fitting in yetKeeeek Ii’ll say whatever I please, I don’t need some bewfaggot’s approval, suck my black asshole, chump
>>223984780Start at zed and work your way backwards friend.
>>223984804>black assholePresent it then.
>>223983365Then you die and or you get resented for things beyond your control.
>>223983830>Reverse image search, retardno
>>223983716To keep them warm, dumbass
>>223983751It's the best iteration of grief isekai which was extremely popular in the 00s and early 10s
>>223982930Gum chewers get what they fucking deserve!
>>223986525Kind of a shame because I wanted a fantasy with ASR ending up as the queen of Terabithia
>>223986525How is spiderwick grief?
>>223983058well, girls can. They just stupidly assume we can actually take a hint
>>223982930The ending made zero sense.
>>223987673I didn't like it =/= doesn't make sense
>>223984329>be honest>also, feign interest whenever you get the chanceGiving him mixed signals here
>>223987699What did you like about the ending?
fuck asr
>>223987897Nothing. It's too sad ;_;
>>223983004>subconsciously push her awayNo, it was conscious. Every time. I'm just that cold hearted.
>>223987673Well, you see… he molested his sister in the woods
>>223983123>the most important thing is just diving into relationships, just trying and be willing to fail occasionally. some relationships will turn to shit. then you just split up.>Bro, just leap before you look, bro. Just dive right in. So what if you waste both your time and her's. So what if you both walk away more cynical and maybe with an STD. So what if all you do is inflict one more body to her body count, it's not your problem, right? Dont wait to gage compatibility. Just B. yourself hahaAdvice is getting pretty grim out there, fellas.
>>223988070There's a fan theory she never existed.
>>223983004'Sad and Alone' is my GF now. fuck off whore.
>>223983123>actual good advice>ignored and mockedNever change, /tv/irgins.
>>223983123>juice bee urself :DPic related
>>223988279there's a fan theory that ASR is my gf and dutch ovens me every night when we get into bed
>>223983324Thank you.
>>223983590This. Current year me's very essence is being completely reclusive and unlikable. It's what defines me!
>>223988279>There's a fan theory-
>>223984202>"Worst thing she can say is no"This has been disproved countless times thoughever
>>223982930I fell asleep watching this 20 years ago and forgot it existed afterwards. I was 19
>>223984202>>223988584>Worst thing she can say is noWell she said: "Kill yourself you loser freak, like hell you'd have a shot with meYou're valueless, no charm, no witt, you're gross and lame as shit.I'm just here to drink with my friends, not date genetic dead-endsdon't talk you lost me at hello"the worst she can say aint "no".
>>223988809If a woman said any of that to me I'd beat her to death sooo
>>223983592We need to save her from Kojima's sex dungeon
Isn't this all some coming of age story shit?
>>223982930>*absorbs all the water*
>>223982930they made us watch this movie in class one day and all I can remember from it are the 4chan reaction images that people stopped using nearly 15 years ago.
>>223988279I wrote a story where Jesse goes back to the bridge twenty years later and turns out Leslie has been waiting there all along and gives him an ultimatum to abandon his adult life to save Terabithia or continue his normal life, he chooses the former and they go on wild adventures, but then it's discovered that his wife reported him missing for two weeks and he had a psychotic episode in the woods after being overwhelmed with grief
>>223988915>reaction images that people stopped using nearly 15 years ago.
>>223989304Sweet, link it
>>223983004but I like imagining myself in relationships more than I like women. I tell women no even when they are the ones to ask me. Not that that happens anymore, im bald. You low IQs wouldn't get it.
>>223986525When I was 13 and the goblins clawed and ripped the fencing girls pants legs in Spiderwick Chronicles, it made me horny.
>>223989531It was a long time ago when I was like 12 and didn't have internet and would write stories on Notepad for fun. The gist of it was>Jess is now 30, a mildly successful painter>He decides to visit his childhood home in Virginia and notices the old Burke property is still vacant>The bridge has been worn down over the years and covered in plants, just seeing it floods him with nostalgia and grief>As he's going on a trip down memory lane he hears her voice "You're late, Jess">He starts to predictably panic because he thinks he's going insane but she tosses him an old paint brush and says "if I were fake could I have this?">He then asks her how could this even be possible, she explains that her spirit stayed with Terabithia, it's the only thing that anchors her to the universeidk if you even want me to keep going
>>223990168Goddammit why could everyone write better than me at 12
>>223990305>18 yearshttps://youtu.be/I0D1M3xneS8
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>>223990305Things were never the same after the branding change
>>223984671release post itti’ve never even flirted in my life and i’m pushing 30
>>223991545>release*realest
>>223990305
>>223984671The only time I get compliments is when I wear my hot topic pinsBitches love pins for some reason
>>223991545An old lady flirts with me frequently and that’s the only sort of female attention I’ve gotten in ages
>>223991545i've never held hands with a girl and i'm 33
>>223991855I was forced to hold hands with a girl in middle school. Embarrassing then. But I guess I should be grateful now.
>>223984671You need to get out of your head. I'm aware that most anons are stuck on this hellhole of a site and dont get that much interactions with others that arent mandatory like work or family, but if you arent gonna be going out a lot and actually trying to test out your luck you can at least do yourself the favor of not even bothering playing with those thoughts. Like I get those thoughts too but I remind myself that its not like Im ever actually fucking trying to score with anyone, so why bother making up reasons to why I'm failing when I'm not actually trying?Like if hypothetically you are gonna do the loser move of not asking out that cute chick across the street, why even bother thinking "She probably thinks Im ugly anyway"? Why add information that you just made up? I dont know what your situation is and the girls you find yourself surrounded by so I aint gonna say "Just be yourself" but unless a bitch goes up to you and tells you your ugly theres no reason to assume the fucking worst. Even if a bitch gives you a weird look while walking by there could be dozens of reasons why like she needs to take a crap, she is always scared of men, she could just be a plain bitch for all you know. Dont draw conclusions to scenarios that arent actually happening.
>>223983960So you have seen literally every single film that is 20 years old or more? And expect every single other user to also have seen them?Like their total runtime wouldn't exceed the age of constitution of your shithole nation
>>223992085nah, it's not about me being specifically ugly or something. i guess maybe it's hard to explain. it's like the idea of someone choosing me over anyone else doesn't make sense. like why would anyone want to spend time with me over any other guy. doesn't make sense to me
>>223992191if you don't know what the movie is then their is no reason for you to be in this thread and no-one wants you here, see how that works? retard
>>223992198There you go again bro with the questions you cant answer bro. Who you asking that question to? Yourself? Why would you have the answer to that question as it relies on a variable you dont have(ie the girls perspective)? It's all a pointless exercise that leads nowhere. Hell even if you come up with a positive answer cause you love yourself that much if you dont got a bitch you would just go "Even then I still dont have a girl so that cant be it" and end up asking the same question again.It's a pointless thought exercise, if you want actual answers the only way is to approach women and get their answers as to why or why not they chose you, and if you aint doing that, do yourself the favor and dont waste your fucking time.
>>223992294i dunno bro i can't help the random thoughts i have. it's just how i am, obviously i wouldn't be in this situation if i was different. man i wish i could just erase my existence like i was never born
>>223992331And here we go arriving to the inevitable depressing conclusion this thought exercise leads to. Im aware that its easier said then done, and I will also inevitably have a day where I keep asking those stupid questions myself despite my self awareness. I dont know who the fuck hurt you to get to this point or the circumstances that makes it hard to approach the hot milfs in your area, but the only productive options you got are either actively trying or accepting your current circumstances and just roll with it for the time being. Again aint trying to do a "Just be yourself" post but those are just the options.
>>223982930I cried when the main kid found out.
>>223992420i do accept my current circumstances, but the human brain is an irritating thing that seems to be designed around keeping itself alive, and so despite all the doom and gloom it will inevitably still have very small thoughts of "yeah but what if something good happens?". i feel like i have given up mostly, but there's still that annoying voice at the back of my head yearning for, i dunno, some kind of acknowledgement? i don't even know what i want acknowledged, but the feeling is there.obviously i only ever talk about this on like here, and i always pretend that everything is fine to my immediate family and co-workers. i wonder if i come off as callous to them when really i don't think i'm worth anyone's time. remember to subscribe for more of my cool and awesome and super interesting blog
>>223984103No fucking way!>Look it up>It's only 19Phew.
>>223992441Kids in my class cried when we watched it. I made fun of them. Years later I watched it alone and cried myself
>>223992615>Years later I watched it alone and cried myselfWhat would you do if your former classmates and teacher burst out the closet and started laughing at you?
>>223988227Who tf cares if you "waste" 6 months with a relationship in your 20s that didn't work out. You will go down wrong paths in your life occasionally, then you stop and re adjust, but the most important thing is that you fucking move at all.And don't become cynical, its poison for your soul and will also negatively affect future relationships. You will get hurt occasionally, sometimes without even doing anything wrong.The sweet cant exist without the sour. You have to accept this part of life.And don't fuck skanks with STDs obviously. Most people will show you exactly who they are if you're willing to look.
>>223992662get on the floor, walk the dinosaur
>>223984671I have issues with overbearing family members and parents I constantly have to tard wrangle and it just makes it barassing trying to open up to people. Last time I was chatting up a girl she started pointing out how I sound like I'm trauma dumping any time I mention my family, but it's either that being like fucking Norman Bates and lying about my personal life through my teeth all day.Sometimes I just want to cut my family off but my sister would just off herself and my dad would probably get himself killed doing something stupid within a month if I were gone. But then I'd still hate opening up about my personal life anyway so whats the point?
>>223994307You're allowed to distance yourself from your family. You are not responsible for their mistakes. You dont need to cover for them.Build something for yourself. If somebody asks about your family, say its "not good" and leave it at that. You dont have to go full disclosure anybody, you can decide the time and place when you open up.And the idea that they would off themselves if you walked away is emotional manipulation. Happens in relationsships too, 99% of people nevr go through with it and just use it as leverage. Just walk away. This is not a healthy foundation for a relationship. These people dont own you
>>223992686>just get into a relationship with women who won't talk to you broYou can always tell when a foid is talking.
>>223994506Tinder was a male idea that massively backfired for us. Its designed to make you miserable and not useable for the average guy.If you still fall for this shit then its your own fault.Any serious online dating platform will give their customers more than 6 pictures and 100 words to present themselves.Going purely by looks alone is a losing game for the average guy because the winning trait of guys like us is somewhere else.Women fancy strong jaws and hairlines on tinder because there is nothing else to latch on to. In the real world, the entire personality and conduct and status of a man is what attracts them. This is why tinder will always be biased against you.If you have to be angry, be angry at the guys who own this platform, designed to make you miserable. The women there are just playing the only game they can
>>223984103Then how the hell did I read it in sixth grade
>>223994307NEVER EVER share personal shit like this with your girl:>my family is an evil mess>I was bullied/diddled by creepy uncle>I don't have much experience dating/sex>i'm stressed/worried/sad/insecure etc etcShe will ONLY think less of you. Best case scenario she uses it as ammo down the line in a fight/breakup. Worst case scenario she will get the ICK, leave and tell it to her friends.
>>223994955>Blame men for female actions, because uhhhShut up stupid boyiem
>>223988555saved
>>223983744derailing is also a possible win condition
>>223982930I owe this movie more than I can ever put into words.It taught me at a very young age to never lust for older women when you have the chance to have prime girls.
>>223982930this movie created millions of hebephiles
>>223983716Cover needle scars
truly whimsical
>>223984671I was attractive for a brief period. It is insane how different life is on that mode. It's all real, everything incels said was real. Then I picked out one of the girls to become my gf and she overfed me until I became ugly/average again. It's depressing and even though I would never cheat or whatever I still miss being checked out or having random people look so excited just to do things for me.
>>223997386I was considered hot/popular in high school. It was incredible and I thought the rest of my life was going to be like that. Everyone is super nice to you and wants to be your friend. My looks disappeared by my mid 20s and it's crazy how rude and dismissive people are toward me now, like I don't exist.
>>223983123>just be social, likeable and honestThat's the whole problem.Are you imagining a 16 yo who just needs a bit of courage to ask the girl out to the school dance?Look at how this faggot reimagines being a smelly incel into a chibi ahegao tranime romance. >>223983004 This is bottom of the barrel trash. He is far gone.Black pill cannot be reasoned with. All cope and no sex makes Jack a shooter boy (or worse, a creepy weeb stalker).
>>223988898Question: if you liked asr back then, and you still like her now that she's a hag, that just means she was always beautiful and you aren't some kind of sexual deviant, right?
>>223987638... Except the "hint" changes every 5 seconds and more often than not gets retconned into whatever narrative the foid's ever-changing BPD emotions warrant at the time (cluster B gaslighting)
>>223982930It happens to the best of us.
>>223988191plausible
>>223987638>girls canno you can't, dumb bitch
>>223983590He's saying that if you're not social and likeable and honest you're not getting any of that relationships thing.
I'm looking forward to her new 'I Play Rocky' movie.
>>223988915I think you're talking about the 2018 I Kill Giants movie.
>>223997494
>>223984202you want compromise?how's this, 20 years in the canI wanted a loving relationship with a woman that actually loved me back, I compromised, I fucked big titty sluts from tinder instead
>>223998950dat booty
