I'm watching The Last Boy Scout (1991) right now. Post Bruce Willis kino.
why is this guy's name written in all my underwear?
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>>223982198That's his real best film. Stay based, OP.
>>223982299How he could act with this much gay-face around him I'll never know.
>>223982338Maybe he's the real deal and doesn't act.
>>223982338Damon was good in that. The drug excuse scene was well done especially.>>223982377Always was.
>If you even look at her funny I'm gonna stick an umbrella up your ass and open it
>>223982543>Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?>Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!>AH HA HA HA HAH HA HAA hack hack!
Played his game yet?
>>223982198One of my faves, up there with Hudson Hawk
>>223982628Bruce would call you a nerd.
>>223982708I'll watch that tomorrow.
Just once I'd like to hear you scream in pain>play some rap music
>>223982832He always had major "school bully" vibes. I think that's what people like about him but I don't.
>>223983055Look lady I'm all for conversation, but maybe you can shut up for a minute.
>>223982198Are you watching the new 4K version from Arrow?
>>223983331I prefer low quality over high quality so I can pretend I'm stilling living in the 90's/00's and didn't waste the previous 15 years of my life. Now guess why I'm on 4chan.
>>223983055>Willis spoke with a stutter.[10] He attended Penns Grove High School in Carneys Point Township, where his schoolmates nicknamed him "Buck-Buck".[12][13] Willis joined the drama club, and found that acting on stage reduced his stutter. He was eventually elected student council president. He graduated from Penns Grove in 1973.[11]Idk man it sounds like he was more likely to be the target of bullies. The tough guy act is just a product of growing up in New Jersey.
I forgot that he took back his cheating wife at the end of the movie.>>223983055He doesn't come across as a bully at all.
>>223983055It's easier to have school bully vibes later in life if you've experienced bullying as a child.It's like the flu. The bullied becomes the bully.
I got this DVD on my birthday once. It was the first ''old'' Willis I ever seen. It holds a small special place in my heart
>>223982198breakfast of champions
>>223984099>2006>oldfuck is wrong with you
>>223984220I had only seen armageddon and the die hard films at that point. Also I was like 13 years old at the time and that mustache didn't help
>>223983331I got it, it's really good. Some of the essays written in the booklet made me roll my eyes, but that's not what I bought it for anyway.
I liked the Eli Roth Death Wish remake he was in.
>>223982198>If you touch me again, I'll kill ya.
Wait, who is this thread about?
>>223982198recently saw the Unbreakable trilogy, pretty good. McAvoy was outstanding in it. Too bad he hasn't done more stuff, although he was great in Filth too.
>>223982198the one where he becomes chandlers neighbour
>>223982198i'm not prepared for the death of bruce
Surrogates is probably hated by most people but it's one of my favorite Bruce Willis films
fave Bruce kinos?>Last Man Standingmight be my fave, but fuck was he a kino machine.>Death Becomes Her>Last Boy Scout>Fifth Element>Sin City>12 Monkeys>>223982628one of my favourite games from the ps1 era
>>223985600Same, I've had a few genuine heroes in my life.Bruce Willis, Rik Mayall, Slash, James Dean Bradfield.Rik Mayall's death really hurt, those other three are the others that'll be genuine grief.
>>223986500why is Bruce your hero?
>>223986728I was a kid when all his best movies came out. He was the underdog, the everyman.I love Arnie and Stallone movies but they were always invincible supermen. Bruce was always more relatable, always the reluctant hero who'd really rather be doing absolutely anything else than being a hero but it just falls on him and by the end he's exhausted and covered in blood.My dad was a loser manchild alcoholic pothead boomer, so I kind've collected mentor/aspirational figures to fill the void he didn't fill since I had surpassed him as a man by age 10.
>>223983409This but unironically, I watched Alien on a shitty pan and scan VHS recently and somehow it felt more real than these 4k crap we have these days
>>223982198His wife in that movie was a dancer on Solid Gold. Just thought you all should know that. LOL.
I have this laserdisc and still need to watch it.
>>223982628Yes?
>>223982198I love this movie. It’s on par with the Die Hard movies for me. I just love the character.
>>223982524Joe Hollenbeck inspired young me. >I need this shit to get by!>I don’t use it. I get by.
>>223982198Lately I feel like watching those vert early 90s weird movies like pic related or Death Becomes Her, they had a very special atmosphere than not even movies by the end of same decade had
>>223989195very early*
>>223986459Death Becomes Her is great and it's not just kino in general but cool because Bruce plays against type in that movie.
>>223982584>>223983052Fucking hell. >>223984372>Toldja …Quite possibly the birth of “Fuck around, find out.”
>>223985600It’s OK, fren. Bruce lives on in us.
>>223982299You're right Hudson Hawk is the best.BALL BALL!
>>223983055school bully who didn't think he was a bully
>>223986950I had a good Dad. Also a wise one. He told me this after watching Die Hard:>You know what makes this a great movie? A great character. These other guys making action movies are playing modern-day Hercules, modern-day Achilles. John McClane is modern-day Ulysses. He’s not the toughest, not the strongest. He wins by using his wits and wanting it more, by not giving up. Not everybody can be a Hercules, but anybody can be Ulysses.
>>223982198I have a soft spot for Looper. Interesting story even though it's not his greatest film.
In CountryNobody's Fool
>>223989320>>223982708Based Hudson Hawk bros. I watched that movie for the first time on acid with my boomer roommate several years ago and it was an amazing experience
I hate everybody sign.
>>223982198for me? David Dunn <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-waJsBs0eBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN2c6sF-eFM
>>223989903This movie strikes a chord in me like few things do.
>>223989903god, did i fucking SHOUT at the end of split
>>223989927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okm9JjfTkkY<3
>>223989903the sixth sense is great too
>>223989987The bench press scene always gives me chills.
>>223989903>>223989987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT8R1sqpPhk<3
>>223990199>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BukBIgMvCc<3
>>223990199>>223990477<3 joseph >going darksideno fucking wonder
>>223983055t.pussy
>>223989903Yea, I really like Unbreakable. One of Bruce's best films imo.
>>223982628Absolute blastSUCK ON THIS
Why doesn't anyone ever talk about this? He shows his penis in it.
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>>223982198Death wish remake is actually good
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what the actual fuck happened at the end of his career? the highest rating of his last 28 projects was a 4.6 on imdb with only 5 above 4.0. was his family milking him?
>>223982198>Break it down for me
>>223982211Hostage was absolute kino, it's just a shame no one here saw it.
>>223989410That was not ever said to you at any point ever you weird little freak.
>>223982628My nana bought me this for Christmas. I played the hell out of it. Loved that game
>>223989112That's a fake Bruce Willis game, Apocalypse is a real one
>She ain't coming up till she starts blowin'
>>223982198Is that the one with the nfl game at the start? That was a kino opening.
>>223986459Great final shoot out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvb3dG0hp4&pp=ygUaTGFzdC5tYW4gc3RhbmRpbmcgc2hvb3RvdXQ%3D
>>223982832Fake Die Hard. >>223984099I hate that movie. Waste of 90 minutes.
>>223982198ART IS NOT A FRIEND ART IS A STRANGER
>>223982198>You ought to be on fucking /tv/ with that accent.
>>223993307this anon knows.Bruce did "hard boiled stranger" perfectly. My favourite take on the Yojimbo/Red Harvest story. I love that adorable hooker who kept talking about pointless foid shit while they were banging, the opening duel, the fact we never actually find out who he is beyond "John Smith from back east who needed to lie low in mexico for a while" who when told by the villain he wouldn't shoot an unarmed man in the back, he replies "done worse than that."absolute noir/western kino.
>>223982198>"If this thread lasts more than a day I'm gonna dance a jig I swear"
>>223982198about to do the same
>>223986979That's because Alien and Aliens 4ks are both upscaled and DNR'd bullshit
>>223982198Great film OP, been shopping the 4k disc. For me it's Moonlighting. Blind Date is fun as well.
>>223994433I also like the grungy soundtrack, the movie feels a lot like a comic and it's no surprise since it is the same director of the warriors
>>223986043Same. Action is pretty awesome and Radha is fantastic. The uncanny makeup job they do on everyone is downright fucking award-worthy. Great concept. Totally underrated.
>>223982198>>223993334Have you seen Bandits? It's never discussed. Billy Bob and Willis buddy comedy but it's fucking incredibly well shot, almost Japanese Mannesque in spots while the humor is Last Boy Scout or Tango and Cash. Bandits has one of the funniest unexpected endings too. Its release was fucked by 9/11 iirc. Worth a lookI hate that we'll never get a Willis ensemble Inglourious Basterds or that he never played more Elmore Leonard type roles like in Pulp Fiction. Hate on Tarantino but he really understood Willis and vice versa.
>>223994906fuck yes, that dirty soundtrack was so kino, what even was that, a pitched-down saxophone?
>>223982198Back when Hollywood tried to convince women balding men are actually human beings worthy of attention and not something that should be ridiculed and if possible removed from society altogether Lmao
>>223996311if you're handsome&/charismatic, your hairline is completely meaningless.Look at any Henry Cavill instagram post, full of foids frothing over him and seething faggots saying "muh hairline."Muh hairline is just fatty/skinnyfat/thirdie/beta male cope.
>>223991570He was doing as many shit movies as he could before the dementia took himSome people say it ruined his legacy but he just wanted to leave as much money for his family as possible I guess
>>223996989There sure were a lot of these "geezer teasers"
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>>223982198I can't believe he's dead.
>>223982198blatant rippoff of yojimbo but its still fun
If Bruce Willis had demetia he would be like "Who's Willis?"
>>223989547Ssh don't let the Last Jedi autist hear you say that
>>223997097Anon...you cannot be this fuckin dense..right??
>>223982198i was just thinking, i wonder if he's German, he looks pretty Germanic. low and behold, he's half-German, half-American. just like me. i share some facial similarities here n there. but not a strong resemblance
>>223991932no shit, there's only poser zoom zooms in this thread
>>223996253I think it is a saxophone, it creates a weird mix between noir and far west
I'm the only one that likes this movie.
>>223996922Best time travel movie ever made
>>223997258kek it always amused me that his most iconic movie was a german playing an american taking on a german terrorist played by an englishman
>>223998156FUCK YOUYOU SCAR FACED CUNT
