>>223981413
Luck
...
Checkmate

I wish… i’m not sure… i wish i knew what to wish for

I wish I was dead

for Trump to live to 110 years old just to spite libtards

>>223981413
I wish for my crush to love me more than anyone in the whole wide county

I WISH THIS THREAD WOULD DISAPPEAR!

>>223981413
i wish inde navarrette loved me more than anyone in the fucking world

>>223981444
Bad luck is still luck

>>223981413

I wish to time travel with the intention of fixing multiple mistakes in my life, things I did and didn't do. Preferably the kind where I "wake up" in my younger body like in Hot Tub Time Machine. I wanna do what Lou did and redo a long period of time to fix my problems.

I wish for a good high quality cheesburger and a large soda and medium french fries

>>223981413
1 billion dollars

>>223981413
any and all powers i can think of with the ability to turn them off/on at will

or
bank card with unlimited funds(so bank account with unlimited funds)
and no one on earth has the ability to notice anything wrong in order for any kinda laws to interfere.

>>223981535
you didn't get your wish, clearly

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I wish you well :)

I always wished for my straight best friend to love me. And he does. I guess I didn't need One Wish Willow.

>>223981535
that wish already came true on the last thread
no duplicates

I want 17 other wish willows
*snap*
I want to be forever 23 young
*snap*
I want to be immortal
*snap*
I want to be extremely attractive
*snap*
I want to be happy
*snap*
I want for wish willows to never give me any bad side effects
*snap*
I want for women I'm attracted to, to never say no to me
*snap*
I want 10 billion dollars on my bank account and no one questioning it
*snap*
I want 200 IQ
*snap*
I want to be physically strong and healthy
*snap*
I want to be able to teleport
*snap*
I want to be able to use telekinesis
*snap*
I want to be able to fly
*snap*
I want to be 6 foot 5
*snap*
I want for my hair and teeth to never fall
*snap*
I want to never have any health problem with anything I eat
*snap*
I want 10 other spare wish willows
*snap*

>>223981574
Reeeee
Remind me to specify "good" luck (bad luck doesn't exist in my language)

I wish everyone in the world used the same definitions for words as I do and called all concepts that I am aware of the same thing that I call them. All concepts that I am not aware of simply vanish. Nobody comes up with a new idea without my permission so that I can be the one to name it.

>>223981413
I wish Harambe back to life

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>>223981413
To exterminate the Jew, once and for all.

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>>223981413
to look exactly like sydney sweeney

I wish to be omnipotent

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>>223982264 >>223983722 >>223989870

>>223982107
There are better looking girls with fat tits. Take Leni Klum for example.

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>>223982796

>>223982241
you can choose to be any girl you want nonny, let me have my wish..

>>223981817
only one wish per person buddy

>>223981817
>I want 17 other wish willows
>*snap*
Congrats, nothing happens because it's a ONE WISH willow

>>223981413
another wish

>>223982326
but that's a new one wish willow

>>223981413
>I wish I was CIA

>>223982441
>>223982458
Iirc there's some rules written at the back of the box, stating you can't wish more wishes and immortality something like that

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>>223982264
If you were Leni, Heidi Klum would be your mom

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>>223983291

>>223981413
i want an unbreakable katana, specifically the one from highlander

A broken willow twig.

>>223982796
Great. Now your mom is a coal burning whore.

>>223981413
I wish my otherwise perfect girlfriend didnt have such a small depressing ass
>inb4 she gets monkeyd pawd into having a way too big ass
I assure you thats impossible for me

>>223982807
Good choice. Asking for a movie item must be the least risky wish in this context.

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To be 6'6"

>Wow anon you have such a good personality. I just noticed it right now.

>>223981505
>wish to live for 110 years
>suffers massive stroke or debilitating dementia-related incapacity at 81
>forced to live almost 30 hellish years as a complete invalid, isolated in a medical facility, abandoned by transactional allies, while being somewhat cognizant of all political and cultural efforts being unmade by subsequent administrations
>>spite libtards
It's almost as if you don't understand monkey paws

>>223981413
Time travel, it's the ultimate ''hack''.

>>223981625
>>223983615
>travel back in time
>butterfly effect changes things for the worse, without your direct input
>make hilarious and unprecedented mistakes that fuck up your life even more than the prime timeline

>>223983673
just try again lmao

>>223982241
I remember wanking to Heidi Klum in SI swimsuit edition. Now I can have a go at her daughter. Thanks bro

>>223983700
no refunds, no mulligans

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>>223983837 >>223983840 >>223998750

I wish for 4 weeks of annual leave per year

>>223983787
>your family wants to move to Europe

>>223983787
Granted. You will now work until the day you die, with no weekends, holidays, convalescent leave, or hope of retirement.

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>>223981413
i wish for one of these

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>>223981413
All women to grow aesthetically pleasing penises that are aesthetically pleasing to ME specifically (6-7 inches, thick foreskin, cute balls with no hair) with balls the size of apples and the ability to shoot literal cups with warm creamy cum in one ejaculation. Their minds are wired to where they prefer being genuinely dominant and are sexually attracted towards me (ME SPECIFICALLY if they are young to middle aged and moreso if they are ginger). Their cum tastes like nice bubblegum or banana milk shakes and their minds change to become overly protective of their partners but to them, fucking their partners is a way of caring for them. They also become four times as strong as men and they grow on average to be 6 feet tall. All women (except the female members of my immediate family) suddenly change as if they were born with the conditions I have said and also their pubes emit a relaxing scent that makes it pleasurable breasts and their back muscles and spine adjusts to where it can handle the load without pain and also their mons pubis grows 2x fatter. They still have pussies under their balls. Also 20% of white women suddenly become redheads with freckles on their ass

>>223981444
this is the method

>>223981413
TND
TKD
TJD

>>223984680
In English, doc

>>223984714
>ten nice days
>ten kind days
>ten joyous days

>>223981413
I wish for everyone to genuinely care for each other

>>223984851
everyone genuinely cares for each other, but therefore adamantly tries to convert everyone to their way of thinking re: politics, religion, sex. With necessary and lovingly applied violence.

>>223985064
That's not how it works, anon. If you *genuinely* care for someone you can accept them as they are.
Also, the willow is still no monkey paw or Calisto.

>>223981413
I wish for death to all life on this planet forever.
>inb4 kill yourself

>>223983539
There was no monkey paw in this movie, illustrating that was the point of the scene where his neighbor wishes for a billion dollars and just gets a billion dollars.

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I wish every human person born with XX chromosomes finds me at least as attractive as I find them

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>>223985414 >>223985913

>>223981413
My wish is that whenever I fart, everyone in the world also gets a perfectly duplicated full fartful in their mouths. They'll also intrinsically know that the source is someone on Earth, but they don't know who it is.

>>223985091
>no, that's not what X means
>X means Y
okay, lad
>>223985091
>>223985145
just because the character hadn't perceived or yet experienced the monkey paw doesn't mean there wasn't one.

>>223985338
>X means Y
No, it doesn't, hence your monkey paw post being bullshit.

>>223985337
The problem with that is that you would be considered part of everyone, therefore every time you fart you get a fartful of fart in your own mouth

>>223981817
Why do Obsession threads always attract posters who obviously have not seen Obsession?

>>223985524
I know right, they don’t even know the lore OR the canon. It gives me the ick

>>223985338
>just because the character hadn't perceived or yet experienced the monkey paw doesn't mean there wasn't one.
>You see the director explicitly put a scene in a movie to prove the problem wasn't the one wish willow but the wish that the main character made, but in reality this scene was actually PROVING THE MONKEY PAW, we just didn't see that that 1 billion dollars that the side character wished for was actually laced with anthrax.

You really need to go back

>>223983673
>butterfly effect changes things for the worse, without your direct input

Mmm, sure. If I eat a blueberry muffin instead of a banana nut muffin, Taylor Swift dies and the Grand Canyon blows up, right?

>>223983732
Who says? If you have time travel powers, you can just do it again, like in Back to the Future.

>>223981413
kill all women

Yes, fuck humanity and fuck you all Simps as well

>>223985670
>>223985524
lol, whatever, I've never even watched Obsession. I just shitpost in the threads desu.
>>223985386
You're still wrong, regardless, thoughbeit.

>>223985727
>You're still wrong, regardless, thoughbeit.
It's ok, I accept your concession.

Regards
Anon

>>223985765
>Your headcanon's like a fag's, and your cope's all retarded.

>>223985337
It would take ca 5 days for people to figure out youre the source and ceremonially execute you

>>223981413
>Get Dr Manhattan powers

I wish to be 6’3’’

>>223981413
Wolverine's healing factor. I don't wanna live forever, I just wanna live a long time without joint pain.

>>223986460
Wolverine does eventually get joint pain though. After like a thousand years.

What do you think would happen if you wished for something really out there. Like to be God or something?

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>>223981413
I want to fuck a hot bitch as she progressively loses her fucking mind. In other words, I want to become my father.

>>223984680
TFR

I wish to be given a job which is easy, 1hr/week, unlimited vacation time, pays $100m per year, I can never be fired, and comes with a benefits package which includes a 24/7 personal staff of sexy female assistants, personal trainers, lawyers, financial advisors, private security, prostitutes (disease-free virgins when hired that only have sex with me), and doctors that can prevent/cure any disease known to man and extend my lifespan as much as I want, all of whom are the best in the world at their respective profession, fully loyal to me, and always dedicated to serving my best interests in every capacity.
Try to monkey paw that, faggots

>>223981413
WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE

>>223981413
For earth to crash into the sun

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>>223981413
I wish for the conscious, voluntary ability to adjust the probability of any specific outcome I choose to 100%, provided that outcome is possible, with the outcome occurring safely, as I intend, without harming anyone or producing unwanted consequences.

>>223981413
I wish for no more threads about this dumb movie

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>>223988220

>>223981413
Scarjo to be 20 years old again and live next door to me

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>>223981413
Snyder takes over the DC films from Gunn

I wish for every nigger/negress to wake up with the body, skin color and intelligence of a white person. Inshallom, brethren.

>>223981413
I wish for any women to get explosive diarrhea whenever she hurts my feelings.

>>223981413
I wish for a 3D printer that can create objects that can do anything I tell them to, no matter how impossible, and it works exactly as I would intend it to work.

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>>223988067
>20
sure, bud

>>223981413
what if you wished for something illegal like sex with a hot 14 year old girl

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>>223981413
I wish I could make an unlimited number of save states in real life and if I die I can select any of them to go back to without losing any of my memories.

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>>223988468

>>223988304

>>223988334
Yeah, but not like that...

To transcend my mortality like Johnny Depp did in that one movie only I won't be undone by a bunch of fucking luddites.
From there I can do whatever the fuck I want

>>223981413
infinite wishes, obviously

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>>223988614 >>223988830

>>223988496
>From there I can do whatever the fuck I want

>>223988572
>With gigantic swarms of nanites you can go anywhere

>>223988572
>e85 1.79

I wish white people would get over their "superiority" complex.

You are all average at best.

- the world

>>223981413
I wish that every adult male was now a 9 months pregnant woman.

>>223987574
Your head falls off.

>>223988976
Your son kills himself.

>>223983673
Asking for time travel without knowing the exact rules of it is asking for trouble. I think a better wish is to "rewind" time, or like a groundhog day situation which you control.
The only problem with that is you can't travel to the past or beyond your lifetime which sucks.

>>223985414
So I get to cum too? That's cool.

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I'm tired of zoomers pretending this slop is good when it's a bad adaptation of a 120 year old Lord Dunsany short story: The Bureau d'Echange de Maux

https://archive.sacred-texts.com/neu/dun/tawo/tawo13.htm

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I wish to be happy.

>>223981924
>Get good luck powers
>Everyone around you get some final destination tier death, become broke and homeless or their relationships completely fail
>Everyone says you're so lucky to survive

>>223982241
Got a reduction

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>>223989821
This is my wish too

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>>223981413
i wish bear would have sex with me

>>223989272
>Asking for time travel without knowing the exact rules of it is asking for trouble. I think a better wish is to "rewind" time, or like a groundhog day situation which you control.
That's basically what I want. To go back to a certain point in my life and do things differently so I have a better present. I'm not gonna save Abe Lincoln or prematurely kill Hitler. I've seen enough sci-fi to know better.

It'll suck having to keep silent and be unable to prevent every famous murder or major tragedy I will know of, but I am willing to take that condition.

>>223989821
you're not white so you die as well

>>223981413
I wish this world wasn't such fucking trash.

>>223981413
For all posts to only get dubs or higher.

>>223981444
>Luck
Life would get boring real quick. Like that Twilight Zone episode where that criminal always wins at the casino.

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>>223993796 >>223993930 >>224000105 >>224000195 >>224006745 >>224013774

>>223988496
>>223981625
>>223983615
Rules say you can't wish for immortality or to manipulate time

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Peak human charisma.

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>>223981413
I wish to live in interesting times.

>>223981817
Read the rules, buster.
https://www.onewishwillow.com/

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Flesh creep and scar, Smoothskins rough
Death not far, Manlings null
Magic barred, Lethal cull
Manflesh part
Call the cold
Call the white
Bringsie forth sorrow's plight

Vine grow and twine. Green and curl
Chokes and bind, Leaves unfurl
Thornsie spine, Tumble wall
Wreath in vine, Cover all
Leafies mine
Call the vine
Call the green
Bringsie forth world be seen

Storm black and blow, Swirly gust
Rainwinds flow, Pushing dust
Stormclouds grow, Darksie clouds
Lightning throw, Misty shrouds
Freezy snow
Call the storm
Call the grey
Bringsie forth world's old way

Flame burning heat, Fences Char
Blazy sheet, Blackened tar
Manflesh meat, Melting gears
Dance and leap, Manfools' fear
Come to reap
Call the fire
Call the red
Bringsie forth past not dead

Tide rise and fall, River flood
Rain and squall, Churny mud
Dam break all, Seawaves wash
Swampy swall, Sewer slosh
Drainpipes stall
Call the wave
Call the blue
Bringsie forth world anew

Stone grind and quake, Shatter tile
Column shake, Brick unpile
Chip and flake Darkened soil
Windows break Earthy toil
Wall unmake
Call earth
Call the brown
Bringsie back world thrown down

Night smother light, Black break lamp
Done with bright, Doom and dance
Smother tight, Dark and hide
Foolsies' sight, Stay inside
Fear the night
Call the dark
Call the black
Bringsie forth, I call it back

>>223981413
that bear could have blown his shit smoove off earlier before he raped nikki

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>>223981413
I WISH I WAS a FISH

i wish elon musk bought 4chan

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>>223981413
>I wish to be a free genie

>>223992519
I wish to have complete mind control over anyone who is about to make a wish with their own One Wish Willow, until their One Wish Willow has been used, after which their memory of being mind-controlled is wiped from their mind.

>>223992519
>>223992971
What happens if you do wish for something against the rules?

>>223992503
>always wins at the casino.
You just need to play (and win) the lottery once. Then you can enjoy life without having to worry about accidents, theft or other acts of violence, illnesses, and every time you ask a girl she says yes, and so on.

I wish everything I touch turns to gold.

>>223993999
t. Midas

>>223994026
shut the fuck up
>touches ground

>>223981413
shapeshifting powers like Mystique

>>223981413
Instant painless oblivion

I just want to cease existing. No pain, no thinking about it, not fear or discomfort. Just like I never was. I want everyone who ever met me to forget I exist. I want it to be like I never was.

>>223994717
based. fuck existence.

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>>223994861 >>224003269

>>223994717
That's just death.

>>223981688
this. his buddy was apparently fine after the money stopped falling, he showed up wanting to share it with bear

>>223994717
>17 year old girl
start lifting, eat red meat every day, an hour or so of sunshine every day, then apply for volunteer positions overseas for 3-6 months at a time.
free food, accommodation, something to keep you busy every day from morning til night, no one knows you - you can start afresh. if the first time is awkward, doesn't matter because in 3 months you're gone and you've already levelled up and moved away from where you were to something else, mentally, physically and emotionally.
if you really are tired of it all, then there's no real risk.
don't try to reinvent yourself, just cut away the things in your current life that stink and rebuild yourself

>>223994791
Everything in that list involves some level of pain, fear, or discomfort.

I've seen enough videos of people dying, even from shotgun to the head, to know that it is never instant. There is always at least half a second of agonizing jerking around or other signs of life, and even then it takes the brain time to "wind down."

I want instant oblivion. So fast my neurons cannot even process it. Just gone. And I don't want to hurt my family, so I would prefer if history was altered to be where I was never born in the first place.

>>223994861
>And I don't want to hurt my family, so I would prefer if history was altered to be where I was never born in the first place.
That's very selfish of you.

>>223994890
How so? I view it the opposite way. My parents should never have had a child and their lives would be vastly improved had they not had a child straight out of fucking high school.

Whish for monkey paw, no wait rabbit foot, or maybe 100 dollars, doctor who funko pop

>>223993796
problem with mind control is the half the point of the movie is someone under the effect of mind control is consciously aware of it and can easily figure out its you

>>223994823
>>223994890
nta, but shut the fuck up.

>>223995048
Why do you think the anon said 17 year old girl? Is it a bot prompt going off of the last digits of the post it was replying to?

I wish for a box that creates infinite Ukraine style bomb drones that cant be traced or intercepted, have infinite range and cant be traced back to me or intercepted

>>223994920
You are making this decision for everyone in your life.

>>223995309
based. be decisive. be absolute.
consensus and consideration is for betas.

>>223995363
That's fine, but that's also selfish.

>>223995309
That's fair I suppose.

But maybe I hate my life so much because i've never had the balls to do something for myself instead of considering others. Maybe being fucking selfish is exactly the point.

Obsession threads are funny

>>223981444
Fpbp
Trips confirm

>>223981413
I could inflate any woman I wanted into a blueberry and control how big she gets

>>223981413
I wish that I could cast any magic spell from any fictional universe without any form of material cost.

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>>223995391
>>223995470

>>223981413
Literally just give me 50 million dollars or something. Give a bunch to family members and enough for myself to live very comfortably for the rest of my life.
Just wanna be able to do what I wanna do every day without work or any other obligations.

>>223981413
Trillion dollars in gold.

>>223981413
Nothing. I'd just burn the thing and or find out where that thing is distributed and burn all those things to the ground.

>>223996940
>Trillion dollars in gold.
congratulations, it's now worthless, not really fungible, and the economy is destroyed.

>>223994525
I wish for Mystique anon to be my gf

a new button appears on the "post menu" on 4chan, if pressed that person recieves a permanent ban, this ignores any form of VPN proxy or whatever it still finds him, even if he tries to ban evade the ban is tied to his soul itself so it follows him for life

>>223981413
10 million dollars.
exceptional talent and creativity in all skills (i'd still have to learn, but it would be easy to)

>>223997850
oh, do me!

No matter what I say, I'm always right.

>>223998003
Wrong.

>>223995048
nta but this anon is trying to throw you off >>223995086
>>223994823 is clearly a psychic and a genius with next gen evolutionary abilities, like a sparrow or a golfball

>>223997573
wish granted, and she has to do everything you command
max. one pregnancy per year

>>223981444
>the universe is deterministic
>nothing changes for you
(no, quantum doesnt count, it can still be deterministic)

>>223996796
why ask for money when you could just send ieh for infinite food stamps

>>223998003
King Midas for the modern era. Just watch how quickly you fuck up the entire world by running your mouth.

>>223981413
Nubian gentlemen fellating my cornhole

>>223981413
death note powers but i don't die sooner or whatever and i'm not followed around by a shinigami and i don't have to write anything down and i don't need to know the person's exact name i can just be like "that guy mowing his lawn at 8am should explode now" and i can aoe many people at once by specifying a qualifying condition

>>223998327
can you clear out the following (in) continents:
india, africa, asia, south america

>>223998406
what's wrong with East Asia and the whiter more southern parts of South America?

>>223983787
>annual per year

>>223998693
it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
the sheer volume makes careful selection no longer valid.
I'd save Japan and uruguay/part of argentina if there was time.

>>223998750
I also dislike when people say "as per usual"
It's either "per usual" or "as usual", but not both.

>>223998831
it's emphatic; for emphasis.
esls will never ever understand, nor comprehend.

>>223981817
wish for not being a fucking retard

>>223981413
that all the drama between zoe quinn and her boyfriend stayed purely personal and gmg never happened

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>>223998849
>putting extra words in phrases for "emphasis"

>>223998271
Who cares? Nothing bad ever happens to me and you'll die a penniless virgin.

>>223981413
I wish every woman would permanently stop aging the moment she reaches exactly 18 years of age.

>>223981413
for a demon to possess the girl I like and send the original girl to a hellish living nightmare than I can tune into when I'm bored while her demon possessed body stands around my house shitting and pissing itself

>>223999377
for what purpose? they're still not going to fuck you. and given the oversaturation of 18-year-old-looking women, you've condemned men's preferences towards even younger due to the scarcity.

I wouldn't wish a single thing, I'd listen to what they had to say. And that's what no one did.

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>>223999472
>for what purpose?
I don't know, I think it would be funny, and I'm curious to see how society would react.

>>223986874
That's future Spike's problem. Also isn't his healing factor failing mainly due to the adamantium skeleton? Wouldn't he be almost immortal if he didn't have it?

But hey 1000 years and still dying on your feet is still a solid run.

>>223992519
Can you wish for something to give you better wishes

>>223992519
Once again, this is why Wolverine's healing factor is like the best catch-all wish. No cancer, no heart disease, stay fit af till you're 800 years old and then maybe notice a grey pube here and there as you coast the next 200 years.
All the cool shit about being a vampire with none of the sun dodging.

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>>224001314 >>224002247

>>223997510
Not worthless if i have all of the 1 trillion and sell it slow. Dumb fuck.

>>223986874
they made him age out in logan for some reason, while professor eggs has only become a bit older.

>>224001199
the first half will be almost worthless, someone will buy it out for cheap, then by the time you sell off the second part they'll be wealthier than you

>>223998327
This ain't an AI prompt faggot. The wish has to be concise and clear.

>>224001314
Market prices don't account for magically -produced gold in some random unknown guy's basement, retard. No one would even know it's there, so it can't possibly impact the market perception of scarcity until he actually starts selling it. Even then, it will only cause problems if he floods the market.

>>223981475
>t. Patrick Stewart

>>223981817
Immortality would suck. I'd rather have something like never age past 25, immune to damage, immune to all diseases, but can self terminate if shit completely hits the fan

>>223993930
Probably it won't allow you to break the One Wish Willow. The same thing that happens when Bear tried wishing for a second wish.

>>223981413
To defeat the cock.

>>224001452
Functioning brain and knowledge.

>>223981413
Being a premature ejaculator with endless amounts of semen.

>>224001199
>>224001452
1 Trillion is too damned much. The weight of it would be something like 20 million troy pounds of gold.

Gold in and of itself wouldn't be hard to move, especially as you'd be a motivated seller (not haggling cause you have so much of it.) The trick would be asking for gold in a older but known denomination (say kuggerangs made before 2000 so they look old) and making sure not to sell it in all one place.

Assuming you sell 10 coins at a time, and assuming typical jewing at pawn and gold shops, right now you'd make about $35,000 per 10 coins per visit (that's $500 under spot per coin, which, again, you shouldn't bicker about in a situation like this)

I don't know enough about taxes with selling gold but your real problem is piles of cash now. Unless you wanna be one of those people who just pays with gold coins like some john wick assassin. Which, to be fair, you'll have like 250 million coins if you asked for a trillion in gold this way.

>>223985145
I presume the monkey paw from Ian's wish is that he dies (is murdered) before he can actually spend it.

>>224002247
>implying i would ever sell more than a fraction of it
>implying i would give up the leverage and safety of gold for the scam that is fiat
>implying i could not take the fiat interest from the sold small fraction and live like a king
>implying i could not get middle men to launder my money via emirates, israel, russia, china.. and also generate me interest
>implying it would not be the best kept generational secret passed from father to son
If the government threaten me, i would just offer to give away all the gold i have and cause a global shitstorm. Keeping it would be easy because you can literally just bury it.

>>223987574
The job is sucking cock and you need to have a dick in your mouth for a full hour every week. It doesn't belong to a cute tranny either. It belongs to a 75 year old man. If he dies, another one takes his place.

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>>223998888
I wish for double dubs and quad 8s

>>224002838
I don't think you understand how much 1 trillion worth of gold actually is. Of course you'd only sell a fraction of it, if you sold or used 10 gold coins a day forever it would take you 69 thousands YEARS to sell all of it.

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>>224003113
welcome to 2026

>>223994791
How did they make this list?

>>223999209
You could kill yourself with one careless remark, Einstein.

>>224003491
That sounds like a 'you' problem

>>223981413
I want to be a hot tranny

>>224001452
everyone in this thread knows you smarmy cunt, and word would spread pretty fast when he sells off his first hundred billion.
you didn't think it through, did you

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>>223981413
A gf that likes me but is not obsessed with me

>>224003886
If you kill yourself? Not really.

>>224003939
>your dick falls off and you set on fire

I wish for to own a fully functional infinite wish willow, which always takes my wishes at the spirit rather than the letter of the word and has no limitations on the wishes it grants.

>>224004152
You have one functioning testicle and a stroke face.

>>223981413
All Western countries are permanently 100% White

>>224004370
Also inb4 some brownoid tries to say I’m not White

>>224004370
Wish granted, it's all albino gypsies.

>>224004406
Are you?

>>224004329
Sorry. I have an immunity-dog on my harddrive.

>>224004639
There is no immunity from the truth.

>>224004450
The VVest will take what we can get.

>>223981413
I legally win the billion follar lottery tomorrow or something like that. No more work, invest appropriately, etc

>>224005293
You win along with enough people where you barely make fuck you money after taxes.

penis
I mean big penis
I mean big penis me
I mean big penis in me, no on me
Big penis on me
Not on me but big penis that I have that is me that is my penis, my new big penis

>>224005694
>barely make fuck you money
eh, it's still fuck (You) money. better than nothing.

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I wish Nikki Friedman loved at a healthy level, while also maintaining a successful career and a health social life outside of me, also her breast's should expand to a 36 H cup.

>>223981413
i wish i knew how to word a wish such that it doesn't backfire.

>>223981413
My wish is for Obsession threads on /tv/ to stop.

>>223992519
Okay. Back up wishes:

Plan A: I wish for time travel POWERS, not time travel from the OWW itself.
Plan B: I wish that every possession I lost, had stolen from me or was forced to abandon was returned to me, in good condition.

>>224006507
>4chan goes down again
>Obsession threads stop...temporarily
>/tv/ comes back up and Obsession threads resume

>>223981413
The sweet release of death

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>>224008639

>>223981413
I wish for all women to drop 20 IQ points and gain 5 cup sizes.

>>223981817
holy ESL

>>224008035
why do you want stupid women?

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>>223981413
Love unironically

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>>224011564

I wish for a 9ft tall kemono wife with a very long tongue and can shapeshift to my desires and can multiply herself and is very motherly loving but not yandre or obsession™ (ive). She is specifically tuned personality/desire wise to be a perfect match for each other and can turn invisible and teleport so we can steal money and never have to work.

Connection

>>223981413
A black, a Jew, and a white are each given a willow. The black goes first. “I wish that me and all my fellow Africans could live together in Africa, at peace and free from racial oppression.” Poof! The black vanishes in a puff of smoke. “I wish for peace in Israel,” the Jew says, “and then all of God’s people will live there in safety.” Poof! The Jew vanishes as well. The white stares wide-eyed at the spots where the other two were just standing. “I wish for a Diet Coke.”

>>223981413
why did she starts killing cats anyway?
is that something of the wish, the wish device or she herself?

>>224010195
This is such incredible autism that I’m actually impressed. Stay away from me and my family though

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My wish would be to the star of Twisted Metal.

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>>224012847

>>224011518
I have a theory that in the first draft of the movie, the wish worked perfectly with no drawbacks, but the twist was that Nikki was actually an insane psychopath. The tagline of the movie is "Be careful who you wish for...", which makes way more sense for a movie where some guy wishes for a woman to love him without realizing she's a crazy bitch with BPD.

But somewhere along the way, Barker decided, "Actually, Bear is the real villain," so he made some changes. Some stuff from the draft where Nikki was the villain were left in, but without that context, the scenes no longer make any sense.

>>223981413
i want sneed to own chuck's store

>>224012796
This makes so much sense I don't think it could be anything else.

I wish for the ability to mimic any voice or accent and speak any language I hear with 99.5% accuracy by practicing it for 15 to 20 minutes, with my voice, accent and known language reverting back to how it was before I made my wish after 30 minutes of not using my ability.

>>223992519

I wish to be transported to a universe that's exactly identical to this one but with no restrictions on number of wishes.

Obsession is a really shitty movie.In the first half nothing spooky happens at all (just spooky sounds over normal events), and in the latter half it becomes extremely clear that the guy should just tell Nikki to kill herself and that would solve all the problems perfectly. It's not like she's a likable person so her life has no value to anyone anyway.

>>223985524
You don't even need to watch the movie. Just looking at the picture in the OP tells the rule.

I want to shoot out a gallon of cum whene'er I jizzes