how do you respond?
I call him a mongolmutt and tell him he’ll never be European.
>>223979464>Timidly remove my hat, revealing my norwood 5.
>>223979464I take my hat off, apologize for not knowing the proper etiquette of a fancy establishment like the one I am dining in, and thank him for going out of his way to teach me the proper etiquette instead of letting me sit there in my ignorance making a fool of myself
>>223979464If i want to wear a hat I'll wear the hat. What's the fat fuck gonna do, eat my food? Give me a break
>>223979464>tshirt and capWhy did they even let him in the door?
>>223979529kek
>>223979464i hate these boomer power fantasies where they teach the kids about da old schoolno one gives a fuck if you wear a hat
>>223979529>>223979464if i did this people would gasp and a waiter carrying a tray of champagne glasses would faint.
>>223979630those two are probably the same age in retrospect. jimmy looked really old for his age.
>sorry, I'm on the Rogaine
>>223979630You’re brown
>>223979464>I agree that it's impolite to wear a hat inside, but I was honestly hoping no one would mind. Oh well...
>>223979604Turn on your monitor
What I dont get about the mob is what stops police from just killing all of them if they know who they are?
>>223979789Why would the police do that?
>>223979464I would simply not wear a hat indoors.
"I just had a hair trasplant. Do you really want to see my disfigured scalp so badly, you fat fuck?"
>>223979604>he didnt remove the hat! society is crumbling before my very eyes!!!this is why no one takes you seriously
>>223979980You're a fucking moron. Society is crumbling and it is because of decades of wearing away at the 'little' rules.
>>223979464I'd try to lighten the mood, so I'd start with something like >mhmhmmmm ... boy are you fat Then I'd ask him how his wife likes dating real men like me (implying that he's a real man and I am too). And if that doesn't work I'd try to talk to him about mafia stuff.
>>223979464I'd have taken my hat off when I sat down in the first place.
>>223979789dont be antisemitic anon
>>223980021Oh so that ls why it's crumbling, I thought it was the economic leverage, crippling debt, and failure of critical systems.Good to know it's fixable by taking off my hat and holding open doors. That's all it will take to fix everything
>>223979660kek
>>223979464I don't wear hats. My hair is too nice.
>>223981052You do realize the kind of society you're advocating would most likely have retards like you executed or institutionalized?
how come he didnt care when the boomer wore it?
>>223981175That wasn't in a nice restaurant
>>223981246No, I mean a person like you (i.e. mentally disabled) would not be welcome in the kind of society you seem to think would be a good idea.
I'm with the Vipers bitch!
>>223981284>tranny trying to call others mentally illLol
>>223981337Off to the chopping block you mongoloid
>>223979630>i hate these boomer power fantasies where they teach the kids about da old schoolThey think it applies in real life, except they are powerless so they just act entitled and then try to call the cops. I live next to a city park and get in yelling matches with boomers weekly because they are functionally incapable of treating other people as humans, minding their own business, and dealing with their own problems. I tell these motherfuckers this park is full of literal junkie encampments that you vote for do you think there is still some inviolable social contract you can appeal to? Call the cops grandpa, they aren't coming because I'm playing fetch with my dog in an empty tennis court. These cowards never dare to go up to junkies to talk shit, but they want to exert some sort of control over me because I look like a productive member of society.I hate boomers so much I don't care if I seem like a crazy person getting in fights in public with them. It's my therapy.
>>223981378Tranny melty
>>223981490the boomer is selfish. he probably wants the court for himself, or to appear virtuous.either he has a plan to get rid of the junkies, or he has to share the smaller park with everyone.
>>223979630i'm 37 and people who wear hats indoor look immediately stupid to me and have seemed so since i was in high school. you can't convince me that anyone that isn't a retard would wear a hat indoors. especially a trashy hat like a baseball cap
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Ball cap kn at the dinner table, in your car, indoors, etc (not part of a uniform) just looks retarded. You wear ball caps as a sun visor. You just look like you got something to hide, baldie.
>>223981645They’re not thinking that far ahead. They aren’t even aware of their surroundings. Last week this tennis boomer walked into the court and then started screaming at me because he was afraid of dogs even though I’m in the wide open playing fetch. I’m not unreasonable, if you ask me to leave first so you can play tennis I’ll leave. Scream at me first and you’ll get the same back and I will enjoy it. I used to think generation wars were a meme but boomers really do have a tremendous sense of entitlement and solipsism.
>>223979464>heh, see babe? this "stupid hat" just scored us our third bottle of Montepulciano this week>stupid wops
>>223982077Am I talking to an LLM or an Israeli?
>>223979514fpbp
>>223982351Are you retarded or just american?
>>223981175Because he was on the atkins
>>223979464I'd act comically confused, looking back to my girl asking what the guy was talking about, then I'd slowly reach up to touch the hat and act super shocked when I felt it and start laughing and apologize to Tony while standing up saying I'd forgotten I was even wearing a hat, I'd thank him for reminding me and take it off and tell him he does need to relax though or that blood pressure will kill him since he's not a small guy, then I'd put the hat on Tony's head and pat his fat cheek a few times and tell him he looks better with the baldness covered up and go back to eating my meal.
>>223982415The fact that you think in terms of "left" and "right" tells me everything I need to know. You're a simpleton.
>>223981490>get in yelling matches with boomers weekly100% you are the problem and are too deluded to realize it.
>>223982494You have the comprehension of a five year old
>>223982602And you have ideology of a turd worlder.
>>223982634You don't even know what that means anon. You are literally a mental midget and I'm done with you. Good luck and good night.
>>223982475What is wrong with these terms that virtually everyone uses? Do you think they fail to conform to some eternal platonic forms of... what, political ideas? Are you retarded?
>>223981254picrel must go so hard if you're 50 iq
>>223979789Google "rule of law" sometime.
Howaboutthatpricksfacewhenhesawthegat?
>>223982452>ends up on a slab in the back of Satriale's Pork Store
>>223982727How the fuck are they outdated and have no meaning if virtually everyone on earth has been using these terms, including people in the USSR to describe politicians in their own country? Explain.
>>223982763People are retarded and easily controlled and manipulated by letting themselves be devided. Oldest trick in the book anon.
>>223979464>My apologies, sir, I don't eat at fancy places like this too often. Thanks for the reminder.
>>223981254are you salty because you didn't make it into police academy, criminal?
>>223982762Tony wouldn't have the balls to off some civilian who disrespected him. Not to mention starting a feud with some random guy would bring way more attention than they'd want. Being afraid of mafiosos is a normie bitch thing.
>>223982805>no, you don't get it. Everyone would be on board with my specific beliefs if it weren't for those gosh darn elites!There is no better way to say this: you are a retard.
>>223982862Good goy
God what a boring thread this turned out to be I thought it was a fun concept
>>223982805>everybody would be leftard like me if only TV didn't divide them from me!
>>223982912Insallah.
>>223982805>devideJudging from the samefag who replied to this, I assume it was a false flag to prop up a practiced tranny narrative. In any other thread at any other time you’d have been called Saar by now
>>223982707Are you fucking retarded?
>>223982912Damn, you got creamed hard, Abdullah.
>>223982597Nope. I have positive interactions in the park with all other kinds of people and my neighbors. It’s only boomers and sure I look crazy for obliging them but I don’t care. Public hostility promotes constructive problem solving and these zombies deserve it.
How did breaking bad hat get into saprano
>Put your mask on.How do you respond without sounding like an anti-science tin foil hat incel?
>>223985396>Sorry! It must have fallen off while I was getting my boosters
>>223979553Unironically this if I ever found myself acting trashy like that
>>223979464I would never be in that situation cause i'm not a piece of shit to wear a hat in a nice establishment like that but if i did by accident i would do exactly what he did. Forget about the girl her pussy will dry out anytime your dick gets within 10 feet of it, break up dust myself off and try to live the rest of my life
>>223979630i mean this is less about a boomer power fantasy and more about mob culture/italian restaurant culture. also this was 30 years ago so now artie prob wouldn't even give a fuck that's how much stanards have degraded
>>223980634do you know that all of those large systemic issues are indeed caused by the willingness of the masses to live like pigs? the idea that "the system" is this nefarious "other thing" imposing on us is hilariously immature. WE ARE the system, collectively. a woman told me about a russian proverb once "in a democracy, people get the government they deserve"
Punch his fucking lights out.
>>223979464tuck in your belly
>>223981693I'm 37, I capitalize and use punctuation.
>>223979464>how do you respond?You're Sicilian ehhh?
>>223979464I once picked up a girl I was dating and took her to a fancy restaurant at the spur of the moment because I was really craving a specific dish they made. She was wearing a pink hat with sparkles on it, did not think anything about it. We get in and I tell her she has to remove her hat as it’s a fancy place with a dress code and she refused. Turns out she had just dyed her roots. I said no one cares or will notice and she insisted the female hostess and wait staff would notice and judge her. Made me take her someplace else.
>>223986870>dyedSlut.
>>223979464MAKE ME FAT BOY
One time I went to a casino buffet with my grandpa and when I was drinking out of my glass he got mad at me because he said not using a straw was rude.
>>223986917Your grandpa sounds like a queer. Where I come from only women drink with straws.
>>223987030My grandfather has killed people who were trying to kill him and basically you're a pussy.
>>223987075Any restaurant where you need to be concerned with table manners doesn't have straws.
>>223979464>please don't do this I'm balding
>>223986726>society has le fallen because people wear hats insideboomers really think the apocalypse has come when people realize all their gay little rules are stupid and stop following them
>>223979464>hey bro I’m fucking bald and young can you not embarrass me man
>>223979529I think Tony would let him put it back on.
>>223987075I have killed people with no provocation whatsoever. How 'bout them apples.
>>223979464tell him to settle down and go have some more fried prawns and foie gras
>>223986822
>>223979464>Stare back at him and comically breathe through my nose louder than him
>>223979464Ask him where the hat stand is. When he says there isn't one I'd loudly say "Well if this establishment provided one I'd happily use it." in a terrible British accent then go back to my meal
>>223982724rule of law just ends up with what we have now which is rule by lawyers (aka wordcel pilpullers, which just so happens to be an area jews excel in). i'd go back to rule of strong men anytime.
stare at him for a second."Just who.... in the blue hell... are you?"the first syllable he says"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! You see that hunny this big fat Darth Vader breathing roody poo jabronie thinks he gets to tell The Tim what to do!"
>>223989442>sister and mother get gangraped with no consequence>"should have been stronger lmao"
>>223980021Fuck your rules.
>>223982597nah youre a gay faggot and that guys basedI bully boomers at work too. Sign up for our programs. Whats that? You don't have your email on your phone? You have a smartphone, and for 20 years now email has been a feature on fucking blackberry. But you dont have it? You have multi generational families, got to work an entire career with real pay, domestic coworkers, and be paid in currency at the time worth 7 times what I work for today.Total Boomer Death. They are the worst peacetime demographic of ALL TIME. There will never be a group as contextually damaging while mostly being nonviolent. Their violence is tolerance of Evil. Pissed away Western Birthrite, distracted by party politik, and unable to walk any of it back. TBD
It's the restaurants job to set and enforce their dress code. Michelin reviewers specifically test how they react in fancy restaurants without dress codes if they just keep their cowboy hats on for the whole dinner.
>>223990636But that still happens today? Except>"let's bring in more third worlders"
>>223979675Gandolfini was 9 years older than the guy.
I watched two episodes of this show yesterday and thought it was boring, It's just crappy drama and middling acting. Does it actually get good at one point or is it just another massively overhyped hot turd like Breaking Bad?
>NOOOO YOU CANT WEAR A HAT INSIDE!!>Why?>....>BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OKAY!!!!!
Television and Film... My off topic thread!
>>223994173>Does it actually get good at one pointYeah, after the first season.
>>223994186
>>223994173
>>223994186>NOOOO YOU CANT SMELL LIKE LITERAL SHIT IN PUBLIC!!>Why?>....>BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OKAY!!!!!
>>223994329>having an offensive unavoidable odor is the same as wearing a piece of clothing i dont likeyou really got him anon
>>223979464I would've had my hat off already because I wasn't raised by trash.
>>223994351>misrepresents the pointplease kill yourself immediately subhuman scum
>>223994381then please enlighten me on how the two are comparable
>>223994395THEY JUST ARE OKAY!!!
>>223994395it's called having standards for public behaviour to make society pleasant. also it's not about "wearing a piece of clothing i dont like" in case you dont get it. you take your hat off when you sit down to eat, no matter what kind. visually just as unpleasant as some street shitter stinking up the dining room.
>>223994427god youre an overdramatic fag. you bitch like a middle aged woman and you have no power. sorry a hat ruined your day you whiny little bitch
>>223994477>t. sweatpant and slide wearing nigger
>>223979464I'd ask Tony if he wanted to take it outside and if he did then I would go outside and throat punch the cunt then go back inside and finish my meal People look at Tony and think he's a strong tough guy but it's all fat and no muscle which is actually a hindrance. If he had to have an actual fight to save his life he would die 10 times out of 10.Normal people get gassed in about a minute of full on arm throws. Tony? He would be huffing and puffing half way through throwing a punch. And if you move around a bunch with your feet? ForgetaboutitTldr: Fat people can't fight. I would make Tony my bitch
>>223994427>also it's not about "wearing a piece of clothing i dont like"Yes it is, you fucking retard.
>>223994516correcti also loudly sing along to limp bizkit whenever im in the grocery storei hope that fact upsets you
>>223994539dont forget to stink everything up with weed wherever you go
>>223994532are you seriously telling me tony told this guy to take his hat off because it's a stupid hat and not because he's in a restaurant eating?
>>223979464Can someone genuinely tell me what's offensive about wearing a hat in a restaurant? I really don't understand
>>223994589a hat is outside wear like a jacket
>>223994589Clothing standards as a whole are largely arbitrary. What is or isn't "appropriate" to wear in certain venues is entirely a societal structure. It's not like sanitation standards where there's a clear reason for practicing basic hygiene. It's only offensive if you subscribe to such standards. As long as your clothes are functional there's no problem. It's literally a "its not okay because....... it just isnt!!!" case.
>>223994621All clothes are outside wear
>>223994642>>223994645brownoid mutts seriously think like this
Really hope none of the autists who get sand in their vagina from hats visit restaurants in farming pants and without a tie.
>>223994621That would make a lot of sense if you were wearing a cowboy hat and you were in Texas and spent the whole day cowboying and you dropped dust on the floor every time you made a step.
>>223994728i'm starting to think you're really just brown and incapable of understanding
>>223994755"Hats bad because they just are okay" is muslim tier retard thinking. Go fuck a goat.
>>223994755>thinking for yourself is brown
>>223994781i know you have to desperately hide your hairline but just accept it and move on. take off your hat, nobody will laugh>>223994804>thinking
>>223994804you're like a monkey that has to learn everything from scratch so it takes a life time to learn basic skills that no generation will ever be able to improve upon
>>223994874>no argumentDo what daddy says or I'll call you names. Got it.
Watch this scene again carefully. The real reason Tony went over there to bust that guys balls was to scope out the FBI agents sitting nearby. Watch Artie’s reaction, he realizes that’s what Tony is doing
>>223979464Unless you own the venue you can fuck off with trying to tell me what I can and can't do
>>223994888>i'm too retarded to understand so therefore it doesn't existmany such cases
>>223979630its not a power fantasy. almost every interaction in the sopranos is some variant of "look at how lame these people are"
>>223982143Off leash dogs are illegal in most places unless you're at a dog park. Having it off leash is nigger tier behavior. Hope your dog gets shot when it runs up to the wrong person.
>>223995163did you just read the off leash part and ignore the enclosed tennis court part
>>223987433You sound like a nog. Get neck tatts. How about be naked walk around naked ? wearing clothes is a stupid little standard. your obsession with "boomers" is very very gay btw, only true faggots are really into "generational war" shit.
>>223979630truth nuke
>>223994299Whatever happened to this guy? Did he get away with the rape?
>>223979559He'd curb stomp you
>>223981693>unc cel 4chud silently seething in the corner just from someone wearing a hat who asked
>>223981693cool it with the antisemitism
Id order a hot dog
Meanwhile, the boomers saying you can't wear hats indoors...
>>223997476Would Tony have asked one of these BADASS vets to take their caps off?
>>223985396just wait a few seconds for him to collapse, between how he breathes normally and the mask he's easily hypoxic
>>223994983and how the flying piece of fuck did that make the FBI guy to get of his case?
