Universal Monsters editionPrevious >>223962046
>>223973781>Awwright, wut's all this, then?
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>>223973781Who the hell is bottom left
Gentlemonsters, it's time to do the mashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF69rFld9zQ
>>223973774I meant gore porn like Saw and Hostel >>223973777The fact It'll be nothing but torture porn and simultaneously they're not going to have the balls to touch half the fucked up shit that happens in the comics has already put it on my never watch list. Imo it's 15 years too late for a movie adaptation. The comic hasn't even had a popular release since 2013.
>>223973811Lon Chaney as The Phantom of the Opera, you goofball.
>>223973781>no universal witch
first for Bava
>>223973781Which wins in the Monster Mash Dance Competition?
>>223973781Anybody else remember this documentary? It aired on AMC in the 90's during their Universal Monster marathon? Very comfy, love hearing Ray Bradbury wax poetic about idolizing The Invisible Man.https://youtu.be/-hKaU5p6DIA?is=hyqjefV5bWG0d1z-
>>223973550I hate this faggot so much holy shit
Is the Gill Man the most fucked and shat on Universal Monster? They haven't given him a movie in half a century and there seems to be no interest in ever doing so. Even his fans seem to have jumped ship over to the Invisible Man. He's got nothing left. No future. What's he going to do?
hostel 2>3>1
About to start this baby up
>>223973833Wolf Man's the only one I could imagine having "moves" of any kind. Even Phantom I don't take for a dancer even though he's musically gifted
>>223973836entire movie is the next victim being incredulous about death's plan until the movie ends with a bloody fartIt is funny death has to figure out an ever increasingly complicated Rube Goldberg machine of situations to cause accidents.
>>223973860>They haven't given him a movie in half a century and there seems to be no interest in ever doing so.John Carpenter tried in the 90's before The Mummy reboot and Guillermo del Toro tried in the 2000's (it's why Shape of Water happened), James Wan tried but that shitty Wolfman movie killed it, Universal is the holdout.
>>223973877I think Frankesntein's Monster would've tried if he spent more time with the old man, he'd play his violin and teach the monster to dance, would've been nice.
>>223973860Probably because "spooky water monster" is the most generic and overused trope of movie monsters.
>>223973917Compared to spooky vampire and spooky reanimated corpse?
>>223973931A vampire can have any kind of personality and character. Lagoon creature is limited to monster
>>223973860>They haven't given him a movie in half a century and there seems to be no interest in ever doing so. Even his fans seem to have jumped ship over to the Invisible Man. He's got nothing left. No future. What's he going to do?It's not Universal but it exists.
>>223973610Watched this over the weekend while shitfaced and stoned. Trippy fucking movie.
>>223973917>overused trope of movie monstersIdk how you can think that. At least, there's not that many fish man movies. More killer squid things in my mind.
>>223973860>get another Creature from the Black Lagoon>it tries to emulate The Shadow over Innsmouth insteadWould you be mad?
This was decent.It's the first Ti West film I've seen that had zero cucking. Even his VHS short had cucking.
>>223973781It's crazy how The Phantom of The Opera is one of the earliest film adaptations, and is still one of the closest to the source material. They changed the ending slightly, but otherwise it's a very faithful adaptation of the Gaston Leroux novel.
Hey anons, just finished my 31 Days of October Challenge. I've been watching them in small binges. Go ahead and judge my list, I tried to mix in plenty of movies I hadn't seen. 1. Backrooms (2026, rewatch)2. Bio-Slime (2009, new)3. The Being (1983, rewatch)4. Spawn of the Slithis, or Slithis (1978, new)5. Resident Evil (2026, new)6. The Strangeness (1985, rewatch)7. Godzilla vs Biollante (1989, rewatch) 8. Project Wolf Hunting (2022, new)9. Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (1985, rewatch)10. Nightmare on Elm Street 3 (1987, new)11. Beware the Blob! (1972, new)12. The Dunwich Horror (2009, new)13. Without Warning (1980, rewatch)14. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2007, new)15. Nightbeast (1982, rewatch)16. The Whisperer in Darkness (2011, rewatch)17. The Void (2016, rewatch)18. Alien Factor (1978, new)19. Nightmare on Elm Street 4 (1988, new)20. The Deep Dark (2023, rewatch) 21. Nightmare on Elm Street 5 (1989, new)22. Life (2017, new) 23. Blob (1988, rewatch)24. The Crawling Eye (1958, rewatch)25. The Ick (2024, new) 26. The Leaching (2026, new)27. Tentacles (1977, new)28. The Cycle (2026, new)29. The Suckling (1990, new)30. The Mutations (1974, new)31. The Gorge (2025, new)
>>223974088Pretty low bar to set. It was certainly "decent". Just decent.I don't recall what cucking there was in The Innskeepers.
>>223974118>It was certainly "decent". Just decent.I mean I liked it, a solid 7/10.Movies about vulnerable young women in isolated spooky houses get under my skin, I was scared the whole time.I haven't seen The Innskeepers
>>223974116>The Void (2016, rewatch)What'd you think of this one? The special effects are incredible and the premise is neat, but I feel like it's missing something, not sure what.I enjoyed it though
>>223973836Just finished. The train wreck ending is the best part of the movie. Probably spent their entire budget on it. Onto number four I guess.
>>223973860The worst thing is that Del Fatso got the chance and he instead made a tumblr fanfic about fucking a fishman and racism being bad.Not even Sally Hawkins tits could save it.
This is certified Cagekino though the ending fucking sucks, and this comes from someone who usually likes vague endings, but this shit doesn't have any ending at all
>>223974194Forgot the pic
>>223974209Funniest movie he's ever done
fresh
>>223974209It’s was retardedly funny, more comedy than horror like cooties
>>223974177>fourth movie is literally named The Final DestinationFucking hate when studios do this shit. Especially when the fifth one is just 5.
>>223974209saws all saws all
>>223973781>Universal Monsters editionbuh-buh-buh BASED
>>223974164Honestly? It’s one of my favorite movies of all time, I’m glad you picked it out of the list. It’s not a perfect film by any means, but something about it feels special. The practical effects feel like they were done with love, and the isolated rural setting draws on the obvious Thing inspirations in a way that compliments instead of detracts. Basically I recognize the movie as an imperfect piece of art, but I’ve also seen it dozens of times and I’ll always compliment it
>>223974082I'd be giga pissed.All they need to do to make a new Black Laggon movie is make it more like a modern slasher. Maybe it's budget that's keeping them from doing it. They'd need a boat, a lagoon, underwater swimming scenes, a suit etc. That's more than a mask and a knife.
>>223973916there is no reason at all why a head should be that square
>>223974244My head looks like Steve from minecraft, my friends make fun of me for it.
>>223974181racism is bad. you're mentally unwell
>>223974248American History X proved racism is justified at the end. Checkmate
>>223974248Oh yeah Mr Smart Guy?Name one racist horror monster villain
>>223974248Cancer is bad, that doesn't mean it's entertaining though does it moron.
>>223974232To add to my post, as a huge Lovecraft fanboy and a shameless fan of cosmic horror, the Void is arguably the best cosmic horror movie that never explicitly mentions anything in the Cthulhu mythos. It adapts the themes in a way that effortlessly carries the same motifs, I like that it tries to build its own mythos as the movie unfolds
>>223973815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzQO4SlcofQ
>>223974136You might consider giving that one a watch. It's definitely one of those "only the last ten minutes matters" sort of movies, depending on who you ask, but it was fun enough. Won't deliver as much tension as The House of the Devil though.
>>223974181>The worst thing is that Del Fatso got the chance and he instead made a tumblr fanfic about fucking a fishman and racism being bad.Did you not see the post above? He only made The Shape of Water because Universal rejected his Creature From The Black Lagoon proposal.
>>223973781Is Frank the most relatable monster?
>>223974244The idea is that it's basically a can topper, that's why the stitches are just above the brow. Pop the top off and put in the brain.
>>223974242I agree with you. In a way, we got spoiled a bit by the 90s/2000s.
>>223974326I've related to him since I was three years old. Being ordered around by adults and having limited vocabulary as a child but thoughts in my head with no way to express myself except through broad emotions like anger and sadness made him deeply relatable.
>>223974311It would have been basically same film with a different name.>he tried pitching a version focused more on the creature's perspective, where the Creature ended up together with the female lead, but the studio executives rejected the concept
>>223973820No I completely agree with you, I’m fucking flabbergasted that they’re making a Crossed movie. I’m guessing it’s coming off the Boys and the Sadness but still, what a bullshit idea.
>>223973781It's a shame that This Island Earth wasn't a horror film about a martian monster, because the suit and design was incredible. A lot of work to just throw him in at the end as a plot device.
>>223974261....?
>>223974416What was racist about him?
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>>223974416Is this a Wendigo monster movie or something else?
>>223974491Cannibal ghosts and lots of tits
I knew this was gonna be garbage, but at least it's comfy garbage. (Also takes place on Halloween, which is a current bonus.)
>>223970539Watched 2. Didn't like it as much. Things got convoluted and the girl power shit was stupid. The cute and funny clown was nice at least. Is the third one worth watching?
>>223974515Are they ghosts that started eating other ghosts and became cannibals or cannibals that died and became ghosts?
>>223974177>immediately after the terrible CGI crash and PS2 debris effectsYeah I gotta take a break. This one is so fucking bad. Give myself a buffer day.
why does italian horror try so hard to make the soundtrack as ear splitting and repetitive as possible? there has to be some real cultural background to this because it's every movie.
>>223974538The second one, but perhaps more importantly, they're also Neo-Confederates from the Civil War era. It's a fun time, anon.
>>223974538Dead Southerners from a town that was massacred by Union troops and now eat Northerners in modern day as revenge
>>223973824his village just got internet so he had no way to know
The new Insidious was shit. The dentist stuff was disgusting. The geek squad was replaced with a black female tattoo artist. The climax was lifted straight out of Jumper. All the references to the previous films just made me wish I was watching those. Frankenstein was boring. But the scene where the guy carries the dead girl to town and everyone reacts was great. Still the majority of the film is just people talking in parlors.
>>223974619I have to agree about Insidious. I mean the grossout stuff was amusing, but felt out of place. It's just become a one stop shop for generic spooks, for the "lets go see that horror movie, the scary one" crowd.
Alright putting on Neba Afuta Daku
>>223973527 #And there's not a statue, not even a plaque dedicated to him anywhere in Hollywood! Now I knew he had a temper. I knew he had a thing for aspiring actresses. So when he was cancelled, I wasn't upset. I didn't ask "who snitched?". Because I knew that was the business we chose!
>>223974536It's a Christmas movie. Cute and funny clown girl is no longer cute and funny.If the chosen one stuff in 2 bothered you, you might find 3 a bit annoying, but it almost plays second fiddle to Art going around doing holiday antics.The biggest complaint I had about 3 was how they unceremoniously kill a main character off screen. Still no idea what they were thinking with that one.
>>223973872Wow the main character in this was a fucking idiot
>>223974772>Still no idea what they were thinking with that one.My guess? Perhaps they didn't. They did the classic "completely mutilated character" death which means it could have been someone else.
I don't understand the obsession with relationships. I have a perfectly healthy parasocial arrangement with several women who would cross the street to avoid me if they knew what I looked like. The Invisible Man is an underrated film.
>>223974801I'm hoping that's the case. Perhaps they then swoop in to save the day in Terrifier 4. Kind of corny though.
>>223974780Like you wouldn't go with the guy who kidnapped your gf back to his house to get answers, and without even hurting him or telling anyone else where you were going yeah sure bruh
>>223974805try lurking at the bottom of some swimming pools as they swim overhead to change things up
Thought this listed David Bowie in the credits, it was actually just an actor named David Bowe instead.
>>223974819You forgot knowingly agree to drink the sleeping pill laced beverage so he can take you someone while you are unconscious
>>223974833I was just trying to cool off. Stop laughing, Parker.
>>223974836>David Bowie... wasn't even the singer's real name. His name was David Jones, and when he started out, people told him he had to get a stage name because David Jones was already taken by the singer of the Monkees. So he came up with the stage name David Bowie.
>>223974871huh. now I don't feel so bad having mispronounced his last name.
People keep calling me creepy because I post about actresses who were child stars. Meanwhile, nobody has acknowledged my excellent taste in Italian horror. This is censorship. This is persecution. This is why I don't go outside. Stop laughing.
>>223974903I remember that in previous years /hor/s there was an anon who used post a list of horror films with underage nudity in them. I've seen them all ofc, but I think the tranny jannies ban you if you post it now.
Sometimes, I wonder what a Hammer version of the Invisible Man and the Creature from the Black Lagoon would have been like.Same as I wonder what director could have given us 90's/2000's remakes in the same vein as Coppola's Dracula, Branagh's Frankenstein and Johnston's Wolfman (Sommers' Mummy is fucking great but it's a completely different story).I imagine Del Toro would have loved to do a remake of CftBL, seeing how he basically made an unoficial one with Shape of Water. Also, seeing how awesome Sleepy Hollow is, maybe Burton would have done a nice Phantom of the Opera.What are your ideas, /hor/?>>223973781Cool pic OP, but it should be 3x3 and include Claude Rains as the second Phantom of the Opera.
>>223975003I think it's sad Hollywood hasn't seen the value in CFTBL.I mean it has a good basic skeleton which is going for a boat trip up a river. Tha'ts Anaconda right, you get all the fun the snakes and monkeys and maybe tribespeople and whatnot. And then there's with the aspect of the creature being the last of it's kind, and pseudo lusting after the female lead. The other thing from the original that I think is special is the opening, it's quite unique. It sets the stage with this monologue about the creation of the earth, and about the vast passage of time, the oceans, and evolution. Sometimes I wonder if it influenced Ringu, because they both open with shots of a black ocean.
>>223975048Also, I guess you could say one difference is that all the other universal monsters can speak, so they make for easier character dramas. And the trick of the creature is to show his character arc, but I don't think that's too hard.
>>223973781Which had the best girl?
>>223975125for me it's Julie Adams. the jconn of the 50s.
>tfw no qt german expressionism goth gf
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>>223975313It's not fair bros
>>223974528I really enjoyed it. I didn't take it seriously and just viewed as a 'bad' movie and had heaps of fun with it.
>>223973872>>223974780>>223974839It's another cautionary tale about the dangers of obsession. Rex wasn't naive, he was fully aware he was being lured into a trap, but the entire movie shows how he's unable to let go of his obsession with knowing what exactly happened with his wife even years after she was kidnapped, and can almost safely be presumed to be dead after so long and how this obsession consumed his life even after he got himself a new girlfriend who ended up leaving him because of it. Rex was frustrating to watch the same way the guy from Audition and Bear in Obsession was, they all let their personal obsessions with women they were in love with override all their logic and reasoning and ended up suffering heavy loses because of it.
>>223974416Fun flick
>>223973781The real monster is me for pirating movies.
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This thread is pozzed as fuck by bots
Finished Never After Dark, it was basically J-Insidious.The plot left something to be desired because I feel like I've seen this done better before, but it's carried by it's cute lead, well shot and I liked the score.
>>223975581You managed to contribute even less than the imaginary bots.
>>223975157Now there's a bonnie lass. Mae West looks pretty cute in Frankenstein too.
>>223975557fell asleep at 7pm and woke up at 3amI will now watch Repulsion.
>>223975713but i still got a (you)
On the reccomendation of the hack frauds Mike and Jay, I watched hokum and loved it. I went online to see the discourse and it was tons of people complaining it was too slow or boring, and I just wonder if people's dopamine receptors are constantly fried and can't handle build ups in movies.
>>223975866the main consumers of media are teenagers so of course the common discourse about it would be complaints
>>223975800does a you from a bot even count?
>>223974116an excellent month, lots of classics, lots of variety. looks like you mostly stuck with creature featuresCrawling Eye is a personal fave mostly because of that Freakazoid episode
>>223975903I don't think teenagers have the attention span to consume media. Most of them scroll tiktok for 10 hours at a time while high on kratom. It's mostly old people watching actual produced media that isn't "content"
>>223974116>rewatching backrooms>watched creggers scamInteresting...
>>223974805>I have a perfectly healthy parasocial arrangement with several women who would cross the street to avoid me if they knew what I looked likeI have several beautiful women that I have very perfunctory, surface level friendly relationships with that I'm in love with but don't say anything and all combined together it feels vaguely like having a girlfriend. Talking to good looking girls in person makes me feel amazing.
>>223975953you don't think tiktok is media?
>>223975125you really can't beat The Bride, imo. 30 seconds of screentime and girls still dress up as her for Halloween. and Elsa Lanchester is exactly my type.
>>223975336She cute!>>223975313I'm finally watching this tonight after putting it off for years.
>>223975789same except it was 7 to 7 and I'm really behind on watches, jeez
>>223976047she looka like-a Zombo
Let's hope this one isn't a boring piece of shit like those other Italian films.
>>223973781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyKuJ_9Buw
>>223975157>>223975760based and juliepilled
>>223976100There are two positions on Italian horror: loving it and being wrong. I know how you feel, I was once there myself. Just remember that Italian horror knows better than you.
I'm going to teach my ESL second graders about Halloween today ( we don't have it our country).
>>223976340>t.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Darkness (1993)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>Dead Alive/Braindead (1992)>Viy (1967)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>The Driller Killer (1979)>Ravenous (1999)>Gothic (1986)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Manhunter (1986)>King Kong (1933)>Bad Moon (1996)>Eyes of Fire (1983)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>Elves (1989)>Eaten Alive (1976)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Blood Feast (1963)>Carnosaur (1993)>Hausu (1977)>Subspecies series (1991-2023)>Pieces (1982)>Evil Ed (1995)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Society (1988)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Tales From the Crypt TV series (1989 - 1996)>Alucarda (1977)>Dolls (1986)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>The Vampire Lovers (1970)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)>Head of the Family (1996)
>>223976441kek
>>223975620It was alright but I wish they followed through on the idea of being murdered by your own ghost
Do Asians make better horrors or do I just have yellow fever because this was pretty good
>>223976029no
>>223976441lol is this horror?
With Hammer putting out all these new blu ray releases recently, will they finally put out a boxset of the Karnstein Trilogy?
>>223976571I am really not sure what the hell it is yet
2 1/2 days until Halloween and I have so many movies and shows that I won't be able to watch them all. I think I'll continue watching into November.
I think Disney's old Legend of Sleepy Hollow animation is peak comfy.
>>223976625there really isn't anything more visually beautiful in film history than Disney animation when it's firing on all cylinders
I don't understand why Beady keeps accusing me of living inside his rectum. I entered through the plumbing system for completely unrelated reasons. The Thing is an underrated film about biological infiltration. Stop laughing.
>>223976583>a boxset of the Karnstein TrilogyGod I hope so
God I love women that look like this.
>>223977093Bitch wasn't even a true believer, she was just there for sex.
>>223977093Good movie and my pick for Halloween last year.
Pin is a rape victim
>>223976599Just finished. 100<100 #044Um... I don't know what this was. This kind of hurt me. I think you all know I'm no stranger to bizarre, stupid, and incompetent filmmaking, but this just made me feel lost and confused. I don't know what one thing in it has to do with the other, it's plotless, formless, premiseless. There are vampires. There's Oliver North. It's mostly parodying Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker. Scenes just jump from one to another without any connection between characters, theme, anything. The audio is some of the worst I've ever run across, I had my volume up to the max and couldn't make out some of the dialogue. If there's music in the scene, forget it, you aren't hearing anybody. >>>/wsg/6260357Just... don't get near this movie, it's dangerous.
What would you have done in this situation?
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>>223977283are they turning into his wife over and over?
>>223977264>BODY BLOW BODY BLOW
>>223977264Kicked the idiot that had intentionally thrown away the only map.
>>223977336I have literally no ideaI've seen lots and lots of movies that don't make sense and this one might make the least sense of them all
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>>223974209>Selma Blair>Insane zio chimps out and attacks flight attendantsIt's their cultcha
>>223977482doesn't she has some degenerative illness? she may got crazy due all the drugs for it
Been watching the Eko Eko Azarak films. They are really fun fantasy horror. Lead girl is cute. I think she even did porn later.
>>223975125rollin 9 is all 0 is none
>>223977539nta but one of her flight attacks she blamed it on mixing medication with booze and "blacking out."
I like the vibes here
>>223977605Watched the first one but still need to see the others. first was a blast
>>223977539It's because she's a zio
So are they going to make an Until Dawn 2 movie?
>>223972270I thought the ending with the glowing pile of brad dourif ashes was weird and how he could absorb her fire but the kills leading up to that were peak
>>223977837i forgot there was a first.
>>223977944Its pretty forgettable. Couple ok scenes tho.
>>223962123i just watched ju-on the grudge 2, it was quite horrible, but i still prefer 1.guess i'll watch the curse 1 and 2 next.
She raunchy hot
>>223978021I think because I watched them in release order (Curse 1 and 2 and then Grudge 1 and 2) I found Grudge 1 just more of the same from the Curse films but Grudge 2 felt different enough, a tad more creative. Grudge 1 is still very good but the lower budgets of the Curse films add a creepy quality. Also you should watch a combined edit of Curse 1 and 2 because Curse 2 has a lot of flashbacks/recap to Curse 1.
>>223977159Kek>>223977160Good taste. It's such a comfy film.
>>223977777Holy mother of digits
>>223978216Wincest
>all that samefaggingmust be harperfag
>>223978285Kys schizo
>>223978158>combined editthat was the plan>Grudge 1 just more of the samesomehow it still worked for me even though i'd watched the american version (not scary at all btw) first. i thought it had the most effective scares out of the three (so far). 2 is much more tense and unsettling, and also has better lighting, but the actual action didn't really do anything for me, not even once, whereas it worked almost every time in 1. also the plot felt more...stupid.and for the long disturbing scenes i thought kairo did it better anyway.the one thing the US remake has going for it is how they made the kid stand a bit farther away in the elevator scene at first and then move closer instead of being close the whole time.
yea its the harperfag lmao
>>223977482>>223977834wtf is a zio?
>>223978375nist
>post something>anons reply to it>reply to said replies>/hor/schizo thinks it's all one guy
>>223978428>w/hor/e
>>223977264Only huwest and north can save you; east and south is death.
Was it actually just a BPD episode?
I get all of my horror recommendations from you guys. Cheers.
>>223978428>not readily remembering that anon can be anybody>not primed to assume someone is samefagging to mess with you>not understanding internet psychology when it is a completely fleshed out social space by this year, anthropologicallyEither you don't come from the old internet or you're hyper intelligent. But then, you'd know that's why that person is acting like that. But then, you'd know that backhandedly pointing out behaviors is the only way to ensure someone will "self-incept"But then, you'd know that there's no real solutioning being done by vaguely pointing out flaws in individuals online, hoping they become ethologically altruistic ....But then, you'd likely understand the unified elements of reality and be compelled to inaction for effective observation Listen here you glowing "CIA" shit, you're only as effective as controlling me as your mind can understand so I'll always have the edge.
Any other spontaneous combustion kinos other than Spontaneous Combustion (1990) and Parasite Eve (1997)?
>>223978335Yeah totally fair. Hope you enjoy The Curse. There are also 2 shorts which predate the Curse films that are like 3 min each, not much to them but they are basically the proto version of the films.
>>223978791Yeah Hereditary kind of counts I guess though it only happens once in the entire film
>>223978791firestarter?
>>223978791https://letterboxd.com/pd187/list/spontaneous-human-combustion/
>>223973833Invisible Man has the best moves but he loses because no one can see them.
>>223973834Thanks Anon. Comfy!
>>223979408that means he showed up nude. what a little pervert
>>223974209Is this a remake of this?https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129428/
>>223978428Dude if you want anons to stop making fun of you then stop responding with the exact same shit they're making fun of you for. cause it honestly makes you look like a simpleton
>>223973781My Time to Shine
>>223975620Film was an absolute waste of time.Lead was annoying as fuck.It's score was a pathetic attempt at recreating Goblin.
>>223973834supremely comfy, burning a dvd-r of this to throw on the CRT later
Just watched The Fog for the first time. Loved it. Spooky campfire tale of a movie. Adrienne Barbeau's sultry radio voice makes me weak.
>>223974903Give me a good Italian film with plenty of sex appeal
>>223976509It was very mid. You have yellow fever.
>>223979480It's a remake of this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040603
>>223979576>This is K.A.B., Antonio Bay. Stevie Wayne here beaming a signal across the sea. To the men of the Sea Grass, fifteen miles out tonight, a warm hello and keep a watch out for that fog bank heading in from the east. Now, in the meantime, relax with me
How many Stepfather/mother films are there? I still have to watch the Taye Diggs(?) one.
>Peter Medak died yesterdayaww man, RIP, I loved The Changeling
>>223979508I've been telling him this over and over and he doesn't listen. He doesn't care what kind of attention he gets as long as it's attention.
>>223974326Yes that's actually a big part of what makes his movies so horrifying
>>223973824the phantom and i are literally the same person>named erik with a k>ugly as fuck>very talented at music
what a strange and bisexual film. who on earth is the person responsible for making it look this good
>>223979851You think Shyamalan was inspired by this movie when he made The Sixth Sense? It follows some very similar plot beats to The Changeling only instead of George C. Scott as the protagonist it's Danny Lloyd from The Shining
Just finished. 100<100 #045A bunch of college age mormons dressed up as goths are vampires (the vampires have a university sanctioned Gothic Club as their cover.) It's hilarious watching all these chubby squares making a movie about how cool they think black raincoats and black lipstick are. Deeply wants to be both Buffy and Blade. Despite being only an hour, it's kind of an epic; the main character goes from being a picked-on dweeb to a cool vampire to betraying all the vampires and helping kill them to then turning all his friends into vampires and needing to be decapitated for becoming pure evil. Majestically lame.
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>>223980356theyre calling it the most unreadable poster ever made
>>223980304It's possible
>>223980356i'm jealous of your shitty movie tolerance
>>223980371lol
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>>223980370>>223980382somehow i actually want to watch this. there's something chick tract-esque about it
>>223980304I think The 6th Sense was a mix of The Shining and the 1990 movie "Ghost". A deceased man who hasn't be able to move on due to the love to his wife so he seeks help from a psychic to help him find peace.
>>223974164>>223974232I feel compelled to add my two cents. I cant say what it's missing but agree that it's like top of A tier but below S.However I've rewatched it 3 or 4 times now and always enjoy it. Maybe it's not missing anything but the problem is me.
>>223979851supremely boring movie in a nice house
>>223980427it's only an hour long and it's on tubi, I support your decisionapparently there's a documentary about this director narrated by Jack Black, I'll track it down one of these daysAlso just finished. 100<100 #046Not bad Boston comedy about a temp agency that's turning its employees into voodoo-style zombies so they don't have to pay them. It's concept is so bad (imo) that I kind of hated the movie despite it being actually kind of funny. The heroine calls the villain crazy and he responds sadly "Just because a man is insane, people call him crazy." lol. Also an hour, also on Tubi. The director is still making stuff after 30 years and works at the post office.
I watched "Messiah of Evil" (1971 - 1974) an was exactly like pic related.>inb4 "it's kino!"No, it's not. It tries to be a California art school project and a horror movie at the same time and kind of fails at both. It wasn't even finished. Some Frenchman bought the raw film material, had it edited and released it a few years later.Gloria Katz looked exactly like I'd imagined a 1960's "Gloria Katz" would look like.>But anon, it was the 1970s!Yeah, tell Gloria's hairdresser that, he was still living in the early 1960s by the looks of it.
>>223980508Watch something decent for once and shut the fuck up already.
My wife’s mother is visiting, and Tuesday night she’s cooking us a carp. It’s a tasty fish, I have nothing against it. But because it’s supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live. And for three days it’s been swimming up and down in my bathtub. Up. And down. And I hate it. I can’t stand the sight of it... moving its gills. I haven’t had a bath for three days. I can’t go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it swimming, I’ll kill it.
>>223980579Polak family detected. Or northern Germany, they do this as well.
>>223980579shut up faggot
Anymore astral projection Kino like never after dark?
>>223976625I read the novel and watch Disney cartoon every Halloween. Peak kino.
>>223980579Don't kill the carp yet, czech bro.
>>223980579>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlrP0K1-M9YI know we all had a good laugh at this guy's fuck up but he does make some of the better 'tubes about horror mediaPretty thorough and solid video for some Scarecrow watchin, lot of ground covered. Never really thought about the scarecrow as kind of cohesive subgenre - and..it's kind of not. Mostly aesthetic, but also generally do share a cohesive Americana micro-regional specificity that nearly constitutes genre. They just lack a suitable arche story mythos or theme (beyond Wizard of Oz). Suprised 'Scarecrows' 1988 isn't more of a staple here. late 80s action that's basically Predators seems super /hor/ coded
>>223980579>mfw carp
Best czech horror?
does anyone have any recs for movies that feel like 90s FMV games
>>223980694Both Alien and Predator belong to the "monster slasher" subgenre, which is definitely horror.
>>223980712The Amazing Bulk, but it is not horror.
>>223980712play Tenebris Somnia
Are you from Dwarf Fortress?
I'm so high does anyone here have a kino and recent ff movie to suggest? Could also be just a decent oneI love each single one of you so much you spooky frens
>>223980848it's on my wishlist but that is a game and not a movie
>>223980903It's actually a movie, and not a game.
>>223980891The Household (2025)
>>223980913don't lie to me
>>223980891What is an ff movie?
>>223980903It is a mix of both. Apparently Airdorf, the dude who made Faith the unholy trinity is involved in the production, too.
>>223980712Space Truckerspretty much any 80s slasher feels like Night Trap
>>223980955Found Footage
Time to watch Firestarter (1984)
>>223980948It's a movie game.
>>2239810006/10 movie, 10/10 GOAT'd Tangerine Dream score.
Is my foreign fren invited to the /hor/oween party? He's a bit weird but harmless
>>223981001okay. but when i say movie i don't mean something i have to buy on steam
>>223981040he doesn't even have eyes
>>223980956>Apparently Airdorf, the dude who made Faith the unholy trinity is involved in the production, too.there's basically an alternate story mode you can play after you get the first two main endings, they add a bunch of optional Faith crap in (items and enemies and a new final boss) and there's new cutscenes, a lot of which are the harsh outline Faith style rotoscoping instead of the normal live action ones
>>223980955fantastic fourfriendly firefreaky fartsfucking faggotany combination you can think of anon
>>223981045You don't have to buy a game just like you don't have to buy a movie or pay for a streaming service.
>>223980433I haven't seen Ghost so you might be right but that's only concerning Bruce Willis' character. Everything involving Haley Joel Osment being haunted by dead people who are terrifying at first until he finally realizes they just want him to help them with any unfinished business they have left on Earth that still keeps them from moving on to the afterlife completely is extremely similar to what happens in The Changeling, even down to a child being murdered by one of their parents purely for personal gains.
>>223980916>The Household (2025)Thank you fren I love you so much, may the Lord Almighty cover you with blessings dear anon
>>223980891Frogman
>>223981167>FrogmanI've seen that one already but it was a good one <3Stay blessed
>>223981100>freaky fartsfrom freaky nikki
>>223980694>slandered by shoeonhead because she went crazy after getting cheated onHe makes solid stuff
>>223980694does this one have a 10 minute tangent about how scarecrows are racist or whatever?because that's why I always hated him
CHAOS REIGNS
>>223980712The Arcane Sorcerer
>>223981326okayy wait this looks right up my alley thank you
>>223980694i can make an easy scarecrow /hor/ kino right now>local farmer gets wrongly convicted for murder/rape/etc, sentenced to death or burned to death in field>spirit returns and takes on the scarecrow from his farm which is now run by some shitty zoomer family, albeit poorly>scarecrow wears plaid shirt, dirty jeans, straw hat, gloves and uses a variety of weapons to kill the family and their friends, plus a few cops or something>scarecrow beaten via fire>sequel is spirit of the farmer taking on a new scarecrow at the neighboring farm
>>223981216Why do they call her that?
>>223981292no. the seminal Dark Night of the Scarecrow starts with a hunting posse that evokes lynch mobs which he does acknowledge with a passing comment - fine, just winced that he had to parlay lynching blacks into 'or queer people'. That's about it though
>>223981394This is retardé
>>223981326Also Braindead/Dead Alive if you enjoyed Harvester.
>>223981437call it what you want i can easily sell itin fact i'm gonna enter pre-production right now and really delve into this concept just to prove you wrong
>>223981394I mean, that's basically what the bulk of them are. crap slashers with the thinnest of pretext.I did like the Norman Reedus 'Messengers 2' conceit where mysterious occurrences and deaths appear to be the work of the scarecrow protecting the suffering Job-like farmer and his crops- before it comes to life and goes quite off the rails that is.
Just watched this in the kinoplex. wtf was her problem?
>>223981394>>223981437>wowz my farm is doing so well no pests want to fuck with my crops>i didn't kill her, there's just blood all over my farm and in my house!!11>oh shiddd what was that outside?? is that straw on my windowsil??? >cops arrive :D>roflcopter arrest this retarded hick goatfucker>100 murders of women and 1 bird lader xDDDD>oh fuggg someone else dieded it wasn't him who the fugg is jilling all these ppl!!!?!>scarecrow shoods the cops in their chests with 12g double barrel shodgun>final girl makes a flamethrower with a lighter and aerosol can ggPAY ME /HOR/>>223981501nvm im a hack.
>>223981524>wtf was her problem?Probably the old perv Ken Russell.
>>223981429that was always the sign that he was going to sperg out some day and ruin his careerhe said the Hills Have Eyes was actually racist because it was secretly about how native americans rape and kill white peoplehe went off about how amber heard was actually innocent in the middle of his insane asylum horror videothe shit like that got worse over time until he made the "wendigoon is racist and should be killed" video essay
>>223981501>crap slashers with the thinnest of pretext.yeah that's because that's about the most you can do with the concept unless you wanna do some raycism bullshit>>223981530nah nigga you're a kinnosseur
I don't want bare tits, I want lewd teasing
>>223981659for me, it's fully clothed women kissing each other
>>223981723BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>223981659>>223981723For me it's fully clothed women teasing that they're going to kiss
>>223981524ugly women have always been trying to destroy society
>>223976493Yeah I agree, the film was stronger when it was sticking to the unique ideas>>223976509Bit of both
>>223976493how does that even work?
>>223977605>>223977786Miho Kanno who was also the first Tomie and in Kinki region also made a nude book. Many such cases in Japan.
Looking for some good /hor/ to watch, anything half decent on ITVX/Tubi?>inb4 pirateim experimenting
>>223981998Is Deadstream on there?
>>223979851This and the original The Haunting are my go to haunted house films. Fantastic film.
>>223982021seen it and it was
>>223981602well, there's also the Shadow Over Innsmouth-like cult angle but King pretty much one-shot that line eh
>>223982035Patrician taste, I agree
this showed up in my youtube feed and is pretty interestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5cvtQeIqM
>>223981524Lack of cock.
>>223981449i did indeed enjoy harvester. braindead's been on my list for a while now, thanks anon
>>223982206>First you get a sissy trim and then BANG! You're a communist!They made fun of this mentality for a while but it turned out to be true
How do i get a girl to look at me like this?
>>223977777Incest for the win.
watched a shit movie last night but the main actress was cute so i looked her up and this is her now
Did I mention I watched Blood Vessel with Asloch from Vikings playing nurse Prescott? Hellllloooooooo noys!Good script, good acting, cheap sets and production.
>>223982412This is now you know mental illness is real.
>>223981501REED US!REED US!
>>223982412I would prefer you spoiler that next time.
>>223982412thanks for burning my eyesight and reducing my lifespan by 15 yearsi've already known one ftm tranny faggot in real life and seeing the scars where her immaculate tits used to be only makes me want to shoot her then shoot myself
Gonna bake the new.
>>223982412>tails_im_sad_now.jpg
>>223982412I don't hate trans women, I think some can be passing and cute. But a woman giving up her beauty to become a man just irks me. I don't know why but I can't stand it.
>>223978791Pyrokinesis aka Crossfire, from the director of the Gamera trilogy and Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.
>>223982624>>223982624>>223982624
>>223982601>I don't know why but I can't stand it.because it's unnatural
>>223982633I don't mind unnatural things. It's mainly that I see a male that looks like an ugly woman.
>>223980712Not technically horror (though it does have gore and demons), Manborg was shot to look like a 90's FMV.
>>223982630>horror general
>>223975125I'm with >>223976040. Elsa Lanchester as the Bride is an icon of both cinema as a whole and horror as a genre, and she's beautiful as Mary Shelley.
>>223982412Test is gonna turn her into an unemployable hairy manlet
>>223973833>>223973916Tex Avery shows in Hollywood Steps Out that Franky's got some moves
>>223974244>>223974328That's part of what made it so iconic, along with the electrods in the neck, the low brow and Karloff's facial structure.>tfw we will never have a make up that will manage to top Jack Pierce's masterpiecDe Niro could have been even better if thet gave him long black hair like he's supposed to have in the novel, and probably have his skin be paler to show he's made of dead bodies.
>>223983267I think his look is pretty good and accurate in del Toro's, I just wish Guillermo would've stuck closer to Bernie Wrightson's design with the missing nose, pronounced cheekbones and sunken eyes and cheeks.
>>223980579https://youtu.be/Bx-c7LZ-LNs?t=42
