>>223973272
the new Insidious. Hot garbage. I liked the first few but the last 3 of them have been shit

>>223973272
when I was a kid I saw the thing and the shining and other horror classics. so imagine my disappointment when my mother finally let me watch a nightmare on elm street.
instead of the spooky horror movie I was expecting, what i got was an unscary, over the top, camp comedy

>>223973272
Breathing Room

>>223973272
The Exorcist 2
I really don't go out of my way to see bad horror movies though. Exorcist 2 isn't that bad, it's kinda interesting and weird at least

>>223973338
Fuck you I liked it.

>>223973272
Theres no such thing as a scary movie

Theyre all lame

>>223973272
I'm not the biggest Poltergeist fan but it confuses me why they needed a main villain to retcon the first one. They could have made any other family experience a haunting, even base it on real cases, but let's hire an actor who's actually dying of cancer to play an evil mastermind ghost. Pure exploitation.

Jacob's Ladder remake.

>>223973709
That movie is crazy but it triggers my belief that the demon in the original was not pazuzu. Seeing James Earl Jones in that afrikan king costume and all the locusts made me think the film makers had taken too much lsd. (John Boorman, director of Zardoz)

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>>223974073 >>223974563

>>223973272
A face more scarier than Freddy Krueger.

>>223974039
feckless ukranian whore cunt

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>>223992312

probably one of the leprechauns

the rob zombie halloween remake.

>>223973272
The Sadness, Basket Case 3 is a close second

>>223973522
I remember watching movies like Alien and Halloween when I was a kid and thought they were boring. The only classic I liked at the time was NoES, especially the third one.

>>223974039
>>223974073
Rentfree for life

>>223974563
you're in a cult controlled by foreign agents

>>223973272
it's a toss up between Head and Nowhere Land, but probably Nowhere Land simply because I couldn't finish that fiasco. There's 'low budget', and then there's 'deep scratches drawn on with crayola red marker low'

>>223973921
>Theyre all lame
It's amazing how many smooth-brains think this is a flex. Oh wow, you're such a simpleton that you can't conceptualize anything to trigger your own basic fight or flight response. Congrays. You would have been a statistic before choking hazards appeared on toys.

>>223973272
Strippers vs werewolves, it's not bad in a fun way it's just bad, I only saw half of it though I was pretty tired that night and it didn't seem worth staying up for

Haute Tension

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>>223985719 >>223986972

>THE.TEENAGE.VAMPIRE.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-BYNDR
I made it 17:24 into this earlier this evening according to my Jellyfin... it was terrible

>>223974451
>Alien
yeah, the big problem with atmospheric horrors is that you have to be partially inspired by the setting. If you and the movie aren't vibing at the same frequency, there's nothing the movie can do to smack you around. It was the same for me and the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

>>223974690
That was a good slasher

>>223973272
Darkness Falls. I remember that I laughed quite a bit because of how bad it was

>>223973272
prob had to be texas chainsaw massacre i watched it with a cousin and we were just giggling at it for like forever lowk

>>223973272
Birdemic
Because I haven't seen obsession or backrooms

>>223973957
Forgot this existed kek. It was that bad.

>>223973272
Blair Witch or Dark Water the American version.

>>223973272
Ghosts of mars

>>223973921
horror movies are never scary but they can very sad especially if you have kids. Hereditary for example, regardless of your opinion on it in general, has its emotional climax when the mother finds her daughter's body in the car off screen. The "shocking" close up of the ants eating her head was cheap shit compared to the dread and sorrow the audience feels waiting for the mother to look in the car that morning while the son is just lying awake in bed.

>>223977410
Yeah, that scene hit me hard and I don't even have kids. Dread is more effective than shock and I wish more horror movie people recognised this.

Any "elevated horror"

The Cycle

>>223977930
I just watched it after seeing it getting hyped up and yeah, it’s pretty bad. It’s a good half hour too long.

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>>223978511 >>223983782 >>223984190 >>223986168 >>223986241 >>223988668 >>223995046 >>223996533

I don't like horror films in general, but Dreamcatcher is the worst movie I've ever seen from a major studio.

>>223973957
The original one was great though one of my favorites

>>223973272
What Lies Beneath...wow that movie was terrible.

>>223973272
Survival of the Dead is just awful. Can't believe Romero created that trash.
Diary of the Dead improved with age a bit, but Survival is just plain bad in every conceivable way.

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>>223982144 >>223989279

Forget the name but was this meant to be scary? I was laughing my ass off

>Smile 2
>Midsommar
>The Last Exorcism
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Biel version)
All fucking awful

>>223978380
Biel version is better than the original

>>223973272
is obsession low hanging fruit?
i can barely classify it as horror

>>223978103
You didn't like Donny Walberg playing a magic space retard?

The Amityville Horror remake with Ryan Reynolds was crap.

>>223973272
Hellraiser Revelations

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>>223980658 >>223988062

Perhaps not the worst but it's a good contender

>>223979447
>Eli Roth
There's your problem.
>ib4 this is an outrage
I love Mel Brooks and William Shatner.

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>>223981502 >>223982144 >>223982296

Frightnight. Couldn't get into it.

>>223981457
Nice bait. Almost got me to type a rebuttal.

>>223981502
Not bait?

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>>223974073
She ended the war, dumbass

A mockumentary where a gay autistic hiker goes missing.

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>>223981652 >>223990285

>>223973272
Shark Exorcist or Night of the Lepus. I like terrible horror movies, but these were just boring more than anything.

>>223981559
Not even McCoy from Star Trek could save Night of the Lepus. It sure was boring. It was cute fluffy bunnies running around in slow motion over badly constructed miniature sets coupled with horrible photography that served to accentuate its faults.

>>223977457
>Dread is more effective than shock and I wish more horror movie people recognised this.
Unfortunately most horror movie fans just want gorefests and James Wan style jumpscare fests basically just haunted house rides in movie form because that's the only two ways to scare them apparently everything else is thriller territory or boring drama in their mind.

>>223973272
Putting aside low-hanging fruit, honestly? Longlegs pissed me off quite a bit. I've seen horror comics from the 50s and 60s with less exposition. That entire ending sequence is insulting.

>>223978372
I was just watching this and I also laughed, but it's kind of eerie. I don't think it's possible to see it the same way someone would have 45 years ago. The actual vampire makeup looks pretty great.

>>223981457
You're gay.

>>223981457
I didn't really enjoy Fright Night that much the first time I watched it either which was years and years ago but then I rewatched it again a few months back on a whim and ended up enjoying it way more than I thought possible. It went from a 6/10 straight to an 8/10 for me. The atmosphere is top notch and Chris Sarandon is at the top of his game here all the characters are extremely memorable the plot is surprisingly engaging for such a simple premise and the movie knows when to take itself seriously and when not to. Just a fun horror movie and a clear love letter to the genre like Scream. Love it.

>>223982296
I think I found the earlier parts just rather hard going, like I said, couldn't get into it. Perhaps it does deserve another chance.

True, one must own a soul in order to enjoy Fright Night, true.

-t. still tears up a bit when Evil Ed dies.

>>223973338
not even the worst evil dead movie ive seen

I think it was called Evils of the Night or something like that
Some Z-grade horror dreck from the 70s I think, about two country bumpkin mechanics tasked with slaughtering teenagers so that aliens can drain their blood for experiments; Utterly abysmal. Absolutely nothing in the way of acting, set design, dialogue, or special effects worth seeing, and some unfunny and poorly paces cornball humor to boot. The only thing that kept it from being erased from my memory was my annoyance at having sat through all 70 minutes of it, and in the beginning a guy gets vaporized by a laser in a way I thought was kind of funny

>>223974653
Says the "person" who believes that men in dresses are women

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Weirdly this managed to get a good actor to feature in this as you literally see better acting in school productions. Couple it with the standard off the shelf CGI scream faces and it was hot garbage.

I guess I shouldn't be annoyed at a microbudget horror but Borely Rectory was one of my favourite "true" horror stories as a kid. One thing in particular from it is a classic horror movie cliche.

>>223973272
Dracula 3000. absolute dogshit. the image quality alone is fucking abysmal

>>223973272
Obsession

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>>223987352

>>223973272
Obsession is getting there the more I think about it. Some histrionic bitch makes few faces and talks loud and broccoli heads are running away in terror.
There are multiple scenes that made me burst out laughing.
Pic related isn't horror, it's Scary Movie skit.
Also it is shot like absolute dogshit, like vertical ticktock video.

>>223982473
Dracula 2000 had topless 7 of 9 and a cool twist at least

>>223982473
Holy shit this. It's the worst movie I've ever seen. It doesn't have any redeeming qualities, you can't even laugh at how bad it is because it's such utter shit.

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>>223985315 >>223989142

>>223973272
pic related
i watched it for zooey but not even she could save it

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>>223984299 >>223986133

Nothing is worse than Things, nothing. Maybe Killer Nerd I guess.

>>223978103
I could not follow the plot at all, but I figured that's kind of on point for Stephen King?

>>223973272
Without a doubt, this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387075/

>>223983782
The book was a Stephen King special. Weird hard to follow plot that is then explained in detail near the end by a Basil Exposition character who has no way of knowing with any confidence the things he says.

Cell was worse. Was already pissed off with The Dark Tower ending, that book made me drop him.

>>223978103
I didn't even consider Dreamcatcher to be a horror. I thought it was just alien invasion scifi.

That one with the kids that it's just a bunch of static and barely visible shit going on. Can't remember the title.

>>223973272
Poltergoose 2 wasn't terrible, it was just bland. The effects for the monster under the bed were really cool.
There are a lot of mediocre horror movies but these ones were legitimately bad:
Noroi
The Quicksilver Highway
Bad Taste
Toxic Avenger
964 Pinocchio

Horror is a weird genre. It's the only genre where it's just kinda accepted that nearly all of them are bad, yet horror fans love them anyway. They're a weird crowd those horror people....like they have no standards, collective brain damage or something.
It must be all the ink from the shitty tattoos they all have, it must get into their brains and make them stupid.
>>223983703
I've never seen that. It looks truly abysmal though and i'm confident it'd be at #1 on my bad horror list if i ever actually watched it.

>>223973272
Event horizon and its not even close, i didnt even know it was a horror until about 3/4ths of the way through and it was just tatty shite

>>223983860
i liked cell up until the girl died and the plot kind of just became "okay wrap it up, no matter how stupid it all is"

sucked because under the dome was alright throughout and i read the two books back to back, felt like a big downgrade

>>223984380
The story just... ends. Guy explains the story then that's basically it.

>"oh yeah, the virus is getting weaker for some reason so things will probably be ok"

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>>223973272
The worst has to be The Butcher from 2007. It's literally unwatchable. Maybe it would be different with image stabilization, but there's no way to see this movie without developing vertigo.

The worst I've seen this month is Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster. It's one of those movies where you wonder how it didn't get riffed on MST3k, then realize it's because almost nothing happens in the movie.

Insidious. It was really boring.

>>223974923
Darkness falls is shit but it's opening scene is 10/10 (based on a short film) that sequence saves the movie for me so I can't condemn it entirely and award it a 6/10

>>223973272
Babadook

Watched the hidden at robert's last night. Thought it was shit at start but turned into a buddy alien copy movie. Was kino.

>>223983562
Is this the one where people just zoot up into the sky? I remember laughing at this in the theatre.

Amusement
I dare you find a bigger POS movie

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>>223985315
Yes, that's the one. It's absurd. Wahlberg's acting is pretty surreal as well.

>>223973272
I've watched two horror movies every night this month.
You people honestly don't know what shit is.

>>223974451
I liked the third one when I was a kid as well, but that's because it's basically capeshit.
>>223974707
There's been a deluge of unwatchable shit horror movies this month.
I check IMBD for reviews beforehand and if they have a high score it's obviously the people who worked on the movie and their family.

>>223973272
The Traveller with Val Kilmer

>>223983703
The funny thing is that while I acknowledge that it's objectively terrible in just about every way a movie can be, there's still something that I find charming about the whole thing. Like I can just picture in my head Barry Gillis and his buddies getting shitfaced and just having a laugh slapping a no-budget horror movie together. I'll turn it on quite frequently just as background noise.

>>223978103
I was fully on board when I thought it was just going to be some "guys in a remote cabin have to survive while being besieged by mysterious creatures", but then it turned into some alien conspiracy slop with a magical retard, and I just couldn't be bothered anymore. The whole reason I saw it in the theater was because they packaged it with the "Final Flight of the Osiris" short, and I was in full-on Matrix hype mode at that point in time.

>>223978103

Idk why but I really like the atmosphere of this movie

>>223974363
I wanted to like this film, but there's so much going wrong for it. It's far too mean spirited, and the character changes to Lumis and Lynda piss me off. His need to make every movie have lots of white trash and grind house exploitation tropes and stylization really didn't help this film. His other films can be fun for what they are, but remaking one of the godfather's of the slasher genre in that way just seems asinine. At least Laurie and Annie were decent to solid equivalents to the original. The sequel is far worse though.

Three on a Meathook.

>>223974707
>>223985719
I can't even imagine sifting through all the AI streamslop trying to find a hidden gem, this is the worst era in horror history

The Witch was awful

>>223982565
it’s more of a comedy than a horror film anyway

>>223979447
Everything by Eli Roth is a flaming turd

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>>223988906 >>223989310

>>223973272
I was gonna watch the whole conjuring franchise but at nun 2 it was just too much. Its the absolute toppest of slop safe 'horror' movies Ive ever seen. Absolutely soulless.

>>223988062
That fucking hack has been riding Quentin Tarantino's coattails so fucking hard.

>>223985278
The Hidden is great

James Wan slop, but specifically, Malignant.

>>223978133
Lots of people love the first one. No fucking shit.

>>223986275
I only know RZ because of his appearance in Twisted Metal 4, lol it was funny as heck

>>223987352
It was boring, just another middle to lower class slop.

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>>223973272
>Scream (any of them)
>It Follows
>Any Saw movie except for the first, which was an okay Se7en rip-off
>Any slasher slop except for the first Halloween

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>>223978103
So bad it's good.
>assburster monsters that make you fart
>monsters are vagina worms with a thousand teeth
>they sometimes turn into these whiny Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost looking motherfuckers
>Morgan Freeman's eyebrows
>magic retard
>"He was our Dreamcatcher!" (most Stephen King line of dialogue ever)
>guy trapped in his own mental palace (most Stephen King predicament ever)

>>223988095
I actually liked the first Nun. Is 2 really that much worse?

>>223988906
Its fucking hilarious. I haven't seen the first one but the second I saw at a party and everyone was completely fascinated by how batshit insane retarded it was. Off the top of my head:
>supporting lead is a 35 year old man in a catholic girls school
>way too many scenes of him being friendly to a lonely girl
>the nun protagonist gets super powers from a magic nun amulet
>the nun amulet lets her show nun blasts out of her hands
>a zombie, and a goat man, inexplicably show up, then inexplicably disappear at random
>the evil nun flies around like a cartoon villain
>supporting male lead murders children, gets away with it
>the same exact hallway is used for nearly 1/2 the movie, over and over again, constantly

Its a 10/10 shitty so stupid its good horror movie. Everyone laughed their ass off at it and I refuse to believe it was written sincerely.

>>223988960
Would you befriend a girl if you weree a man in a school?

>>223988971
Lol its not the fact hes friendly to her its just the way its written is genuinely weird, shes clearly the bullied lonely girl and he constantly just shows up to comfort her. You need to watch it man, I enjoyed every minute of it. Again I refuse to believe it was written with sincerity, whoever wrote that was just taking the piss. When she grabs the amulet and starts shooting magic energy blasts out of her hands its so funny.

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>>223973272
This is one and it is pretty bad and has 9t holes plus it is kikd of a sad story of a guy walking around melting and the doctor has no plan what to do but it is actually pretty creepy

>>223989004
Ik but would you do that, anon?

>>223989046
;)

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>>223983562
I thought it was tree-mend-us.

>>223973272
Counting bullshit I've seen because of MST3K or RLM
>Manos: The Hand of Fate
Not counting bullshit I've seen because of MST3K or RLM. Based purely on my incomprehensible(personal opinion) matrix metrics of feeling negative Horror / Terror / Dread / Entertainment "points"
>Diary of the Dead
I can't really think of any other horror movie where I've been as bored and disengaged as Romero's Diary of the Dead. Shit was boring as all fuck in all imaginable metrics. Can't even consider it a "so bad it's good" movie.

>>223989054
LOL

>>223974737
>It was the same for me and the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Same here. I remember hearing how terrifying it was when I was a kid. After finally watching it in my teen years I was pretty disappointed. Evil Dead 1 & 2 scared me more than TCM, and that's including the comedy scenes in Evil Dead.

>>223986972
>tfw AI generated movies have finally made their way onto my social media FYP
>instantly recognizable from the overly expressive AI generated faces with voices that do not match the emotions portrayed by the "actors"
>like watching a terrible localized dub of a foreign show/movie

>>223978296
I might have to rewatch both. But, Survival actually kept me engaged/entertained with its stupidity. Diary was so bad I actually started lurking 4chan while watching it with a big group of friends.

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>>223973456
i liked it

>>223978372
Looks like Salem's Lot to me. Hate to be a Book > Movie fag. But, the book is better than the movie. The remake was ok, but it's climax was typical hollywood big flashy ending. But it was better than the first movie adaptation.

Only vampire movie that ever gave me any sort of sense of fear, horror, terror, dread or any other emotion related to the former was 30 Days of Night. Up until the ending...

>>223988095
Why did they make a backstory for this? Wasn't it supposed to be a demon that was pretending to be a nun?

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>>223973272
this is the scariest movie i've ever seen, they actually presented killing babies in their mothers womb as a good thing

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>>223974653
>you're in a cult controlled by foreign agents
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0&ra=m

>>223973338
This movie was fucking horrible
I know it's a horror comedy but it isn't scary or funny and I hated every character
And I have no idea how the majority of people liked it

>>223989279
Climax had no semen XD

>>223984251
Skinamarink. Yes, it was terrible.

>>223989279
Yeah the one thing King does really well is vignettes of things going on behind closed doors in these small towns. The bit in Salem's Lot about the white trash bitch who beat her baby stuck with me for a while. It and the Tommyknockers are full of them. The Stand does it too but they're set all over the country in that one. They're really not suitable for film so they usually get cut completely.

>>223985315
>>223985456
No he's talking about some shit movie where aliens literally yeet people straight up into the air to their ship, but at first you don't know this and you just see people get yanked into the sky. Julian Moore was in it...I think.

Jeepers Creepers 3. Where suddenly his fucking truck is sentient.

>>223973272
Robot Monster. How to plot the graph between can't and must?

>>223973272
Fifty First Dates

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Someone here told me to watch this shit without looking up anything about it, and It taught me an important lesson about trusting anon. Easily the worst movie I've ever seen

i wish i had seen more horror films when i was a kid, they would've been more effective

>>223989343
THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE

>>223989557
Oh shit, you're right. I think there was also an obnoxious car crash jump scare.

>>223989663
Found it. It's called The Forgotten.

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>>223990136 >>223996747 >>223999614

Probably Life. There's a lot of boring horror movies that aren't well made but this one actively pissed me off with how stupid it was.

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>>223989683
>The Forgotten

wtf i liked every single movie in this thread

>>223989711
I watched it. It was good. You’re wrong.

>>223981559
>Shark Exorcist
If you want to watch something similar but absolutely "shitpost" quality. Check out VelociPastor.
>story sucks
>sfx sucks
>everything sucks
>director knows this and leans into it
It's not a good movie or even a "so bad it's good" movie. But it is entertaining.
>mfw message appears on screen, paraphrasing, "imagine there's a cool sfx explosion" while on a still cam of a parked car
>"explosion" kills VelociPastor's parents

Barton Fink. The whole damn time I was expecting some amazing turning point to the movie, but instead it was just some beta male being beta as fuck the whole damn movie. I SERIOUSLY can't understand how that movie ever got a following.

>>223990314
T. Loser

>>223990461
I'm genuinely curious what you liked about that movie.

>>223990472
Well for one thing, it has you in it. Another thing in it: your delicious, juicy micro birdies.

>>223989535
Agreed. Which begs the question. Why is one horror/terror element ok for literature. But adapting it to the live screen makes it an automatic "No". To keep it King related, I totally understand and agree with why that one scene in It has never and will never be adapted to film.
But other things. Like:
>Cujo: random kid throwing up "blood" at start of story that ends up being food dye from a new cereal iirc it's the same kid and mom who face off against Cujo at the end of the story idk, haven't read Cujo for over 2 decades

Anyone who likes the Thing remake with John Carpenter is a straight up skidmark on the underwear of humanity. It's so slow and plodding. Couldn't watch even 15 minutes of it.

>>223990646
I watch it only for the nudity.

>>223988960
>Doesn't mention the completely out of place black girl who's in every scene.

>>223990314
is barton fink a horror movie?

>>223973272
cujo was a massive letdown

>>223973456
it was decent until the last 15-20 mins i thought.

honestly friday the 13th the original one is really bad. like it's in the vicinity of 'the room' bad.

>>223973522
you should have seen NOES before you saw those other more-adult flicks, numb nuts

>>223991000
True, only memorable thing about it for me is that it had one of the best jump scares of all time

>>223986972
I usually just look at them to see how obviously astroturfed the reviews are.
They never have anyone you've ever heard of starring in them and look like they were filmed on a mobile phone.

>>223974348
leprechaun with Ice-T was the best one.

>>223973272
3 makes 2 look like 1.

>>223990567
>>223990461
if a fag like you is defending it, I agree with
>>223990314
all the more, its shit

>>223989557
Oh right, my bad. You don't see people fly up into the sky in The Happening, they just magically disappear because... trees were swaying in the wind or something idk I tuned out pretty quickly.

>>223989557
That was the only jump scare that ever got me in a movie, when they whisked that black lady away into the sky right in he middle of a conversation.

>>223978103
What a sausage fest

>>223978619
Is that the moves where he acts sarcastically?

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>>223973338
>tranny brings ruin and pain and death to an otherwise happy household
As far as allegories go I thought it was pretty apt.

>>223978103
>>223988668
The book is something else man. Colonel Kurtz (that's actually his name) shoots one of his men in the leg for calling the ayys intergalactic niggers because racism isn't allowed in the Army. The whole thing is like someone doing a bizarre parody of Stephen King.

>>223978133
I recently saw the original and was disappointed. Started off so strong but then felt like the movie just didn’t trust the audience at all and had to spell everything out to a painful degree. The whole conspiratorial exposition part and then the end literally screaming “DO YOU GET IT?”
Such a bummer because the first like 30 minutes or so I thought it was gonna become a new favorite of mine because it was so unnerving and well done and then it just shits the bed.

>>223989711
>watching Ryan Reynolds get slowly killed by an evil space worm

Classic

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>>223973272
The non-Kubrick Shining

>>223973272
Hereditary.

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>>223973272
First half is a solid 8/10, second half drags it down to a 2 or 3.

>>223973272
Get Out

>>223996883
This one for sure

>>223996883
I liked the first third of it sort of, but in classic Ari Aster form it quickly becomes dogshit.

>>223982473
It sucks but I loved the soundtrack when I was a kid.

>>223994246
You know what he meant by birdies, right?

>>223997782
Of course he does: its Hispanic slang.

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If I had to pick just one as the worst, it would be Lesbian Vampire Killers.

>>223997782
Didn't even give it a second's thought.

>>223973272
Terrifier 1

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there are easy/technical answers like "some kid's home movie" or "this old YouTube video" but for me, it's picrel.

Hangman's Curse (2003), a (stealth) Christian horror film about a cursed high school. i just didn't understand what i was watching, it was on Sky TV one day in the 2000s, looked like a horror thing.

it's a mild obsession i have: the film and its production are fascinating to me, you just don't get shit like that here.

>>223998113
Anon when i was 11 i would tell people they have small huevitos, it was cool XD

>>223989240
>But, Survival actually kept me engaged/entertained with its stupidity

It just made me sad that Romero thought that it was good.
>Diary was so bad I actually started lurking 4chan while watching it with a big group of friends.

Dang, mega comfy. Happy for you, anon.

>>223998540
Happy for you too, sexy ;)

>>223989149
>I can't really think of any other horror movie where I've been as bored and disengaged as Romero's Diary of the Dead.

Try "Survival of the Dead", then you will know real boredom (like real horror). In that, it's literally the Hatfields and the McCoys, wish I was kidding. Bad accents, bad acting, and a preposterous plot.

>>223998573
Yeah ill pass, maybe for next werk

>>223998560
Thanks? Another good horror movie that's largely been forgotten is a Peter Cushing vehicle called "From Beyond the Grave"?

(any special reason why I'm sexy?)

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This was poor even by Korean standards.

*not sure how that question mark got there after the movie title which does not have one. Guess I'm still half asleep.
"The Vault of Horror" is also good, but I'm partial to the older classics.

>>223998613
Will watch that.
>why youre sexy
I assume you are and i like to compliment people even if its strangers.

>>223998669
Yeah I had to throw in a good movie since this thread has people watching some truly heinous floppy poops. And thanks! You're cool. I wish this place had more cool people like you.

>>223990646
It's not even that slow. You're just mindfucked by movies made for the TikTok generation, AKA (You)

>>223999235
Obsession has that. They have to make everything hyper aware, no wonder Zoomer Woomers are tired.

>>223973272
Happy Birthday to Me was pretty bad.

>>223999235
I second this. If anything, The Thing (1982) moves along at a fast pace. It's one of those movies that's over before you know it. And while I'm here, I think Carpenter is trolling us on "no one knowing jack squat."

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>>223973272
Poltergeist 2 T'other side. Wi' nowt taken out.

>>223984342
>i didnt even know it was a horror until about 3/4ths of the way through
>it's not horror until Weir turns into a slasher villain because that's the extent of my understanding of the genre
The movie literally starts off with two nightmarish visions and a jump scare within the first 10 minutes. If you want your generic Alien clone here it is >>223989711

I always knew a lot of the hate for Event Horizon seems to come from dumbass monster movie fans who expected it to be another Alien type movie. I hate how much this genre just seems to attract so many ADHD retards who have zero taste or appreciation for atmospheric dread and suspenseful build ups.

>>223999614
Event Horizon is great. I ignore a lot of people who try to talk about cosmic horror. The other day I clicked on a video about it just to see what the kid said and immediately had to turn it off. The very first statement pissed me off when he stated "theres only 2 ways to do cosmic horror" and immediately I was annoyed. If theres only 2 ways to do it its not a very deep genre lol, people will very quickly pigeonhole what they love into a very extreme set of criteria. Odd behavior.