OH N-
classic
>>223857907In HD you can really see the little string they tied to the baby so they could pull them away right before the truck runs them over.still pretty dangerous when you think about it but this was before CGI
NO, OPTIMUS
>>223857976that doesn't sound right. legal would never let them do such a dumb thing
>>223858071The baby was fine.
>>223857992>GIVE ME YOUR FACE
>>223857907remake hits harder because you expect the same thing to happen again and it doesn't
>>223858498that was a bold move and only worked for us oldfags that not only saw the original but liked it enough to remember it and probably saw it half a dozen times. The rest of the zoomer-tards probably thought "oh so this is how it happens in teh original and in the book" if they even knew there was an original or a book. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
>>223858071You can see the string in OP’s pic
>>223859860that is a kite string
>>223858498Having seen the remake first, watching the original was very eye opening because you realize a lot of the most infamous parts of the remake were directly homaging the original, but doing it so poorly that it becomes its own thing.
>>223857907Get jabbed you ankle slashing piece of shit!!
imagine being the director and missing this shot and then telling the cast and crew you need to run over another baby because you didn't like the look of the first take
As a trucker this always bothered me. It's a clear day, long flat open road, no obstructions, he saw that kid before he even walked onto the road. He would have stopped. Stephen King is a hack.
>>223858498A shitty modern remake subverted our expectations?!?!?! What?!?!? That’s crazy man.
>>223860257The trucker in this case was a greaser bully who would have only stopped to stab the baby with a switchblade
>>223860257Stephen King is famous for getting his shit pushed in by a vehicle on an open road. I think he’s just genuinely autistic.
>>223860257In the book it’s a blind curve on a highway.
>>223857907That little brat had it coming
Nope, not getting out of this chair.
>>223857907
would you a zelda?
>>223860287kek
what is the movie retards
>>223860980Shame that the only scary part of the movie is a flashback to a crippled woman who's barely relevant to the plot
>>223861004Stephen King's The Truck that Hit a Kid (1987)
look out, Baby Sneed!
>>223860206lucky it didn't snap when they pulled him
>>223861036book was better
>>223861004Baby Sneed's Last Ride (107 minutes)
>>223861004Uh oh, baby slurpee! (1987)
>>223861036>>223861116>>223861153KKKek.But for real, what's the movie?
>>223861173NM, it's Pet Sematary, I reverse searched the image.I didn't even know there was a remake. Was it gay or kino?
>>223861173Motherfucker seriously? In the time it took you to write this comment out and solve the captcha you could have just done a web search for “Stephen King kid gets hit by a truck movie”. Oh look there it’s is at the top. Stop being a lazy Larry.
just saying if it was me holding that kite things would have gone differently
>>223861198Second one is better anyway. He got some in his mouth.
>>223860206That’s not a kite it’s a child
>>223860980Would you an undead Tasha Yar
>>223860206The kite is just an excuse to have a child string. You don’t drive a speeding semi truck at a child without safety precautions.
>>223857907@grok make the kid suplex the truck
>>223860257King eats babies
>>223860980This is how we treated trans folk in 1991
>>223861225Stephen King was not mentioned in this thread until >>223861036 which I took to be a joke anyways. Reverse image search worked, I always forget about that.
>>223861265It's got my nigga Clancy Brown? Based.
>>223860242>boys have a penis…>not when you wake up!
>>223861025>barely relevant to the plotShe's relevant to the overall theme, at least. She was the realistic analogy to somebody brought back via the burial grounds; as in, somebody kept alive even when they're effectively dead and no longer the person they were in health. "Sometimes, dead is better" and all that.
>>223861422You wouldn't suplex a train, would you?
>>223860257The most unrealistic part is that the kid would’ve been pink mist. There definitely wouldn’t have been an intact body to bury in the pet semetary in the first place.
>>223860289I know the guy who hit him in Bangor
>>223860287That makes sense. If it was a SK bully then he would have been too busy perpetually seething about the kids who stood up to him 20 years ago to pay attention to the road
>>223857976I thought they used a clear cane like the ones they use when you're bombing at the Laugh Factory
>>223860961This is chilling. If he didn't dance he would have survived but it was a birthday party
>>223861660I hope it was on purpose
>>223862070Kek
>>223860257The trucker was a pajeet
>>223862216I think you're right. Maine is right next to the Khalistani Republic of Canada
>>223862172alcohol was involved with both parties
Tasha Yar just can't catch a break.
How many Big Steve King stories revolve around vehicular vexations?
>>223857976the scene is filmed in reverse. The truck is driving backwards
>>223860257>As aBot
>>223860257As a trucker, I would have plowed that kid. Then sued the parents for my mental anguish. Then while I was at the courthouse I would slip on some pee-pee and sue the state for the negligence of their janitorial staff. Trucker out.
>>223857907FUCK YO TRUCK, NIGGA
>>223862550NTA, but what an odd statement. It's like going>file.pnglike it means something.
>>223862070The pseudo-Chinese characters on the truck bumper tell me this model was trained on a lot of Liveleak videos.
>>223862504Not even counting stuff like Pet Semetary or Sometimes They Come Back where one is an important part of the story, he has like 5 or 6 that are explicitly about evil vehicles that kill people, or possess them or eat them or open a stargate to the Mist planet.
>YAAAAAYYY!!! TRUCKY!!!
>>223862858I just got PTSD flashbacks of how annoying that kid was.Thank you, anon.
>>223862793From a Buick 8 has a car with a portal in the trunk to Midworld.Hearts in Atlantis has the Low Men in Yellow Coats driving those same cars.Duma Key stems from an accident in a truck.Christine, etc.Cars are cool, and he likes cars.
>>223857976
>>223863009>From a Buick 8That's the one I really would have liked to see Darabont adapt. It would have been a good follow up to the Mist if he hadn't practically killed himself over some stupid zombie show. The late 90s-early 2000s setting would be a very comfy setting today and it's a nice little low stakes story.
>>223857976No, they used a shepherd's crook to pull him away in time
>>223862793which one is the mist one?
>>223860257Blame the director. In the book, the kid ran into the truck’s path before he would have had time to stop.
>>223862070Lmao
>>223862681this phrase if often used by redditors (bots), like "[profession name here], this thing is really bad for [whoever is the big bad in this particular subreddit]"
>>223863827From a Buick 8. It's about a car-shaped object some ayys left behind on Earth. It looks like an old Buick Roadmaster but the steering wheel and all the instruments are fake, the engine is just a solid block of metal, etc. It seems like they abandoned it because it has a malfunctioning wormhole generator and randomly opens a portal to a freaky alien world that sucks things in from our side and spits things out from the other side. A few people fall victim to this over the years and IIRC it spits out some bugs and other critters similar to the things in the Mist, but they rapidly die and decompose in our atmosphere.
>>223864177As a heterosexual, you're a faggot.
>>223857976This movie was actually the first thing I ever watched on an HD television and I remember how off putting it looked since I was just used to CRTs. At the time I thought it felt more like looking through a window than looking at a screen.
>>223863105Shit posting like this is a rare art form with AI now
>>223857907EY I'M DRIVIN' HERE MEATBAG
>>223862858What was this fucking show called again?
>>223857907Am I supposed to read this as "OH N-" as in OH NO, or "OH N-" as in OH NIGGER?
>>223864371It's "OH NERMAL!"
>>223857992Hah
>>223864352Literally the only TV series to be based on a motherfucking SCREENSAVER of all things…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phbxOZMvMBs
>>223857907this is a very unintentionally funny movie, especiallly when they knock his casket down at the funeral
>>223864452>no Johnny Castaway cartoon
>>223864452I remember this shit. The only good things about it were that neighbor man and his precious kitty and Harvey Atkin as the father.
>>223864193Also, it has the wrong number of portholes on one side (a Buick styling cue, the little holes on the side of the hood). I don't know why I remember that. Was a cool story though.>>223863009And it's a stretch but I remember there being a car as a plot element in... I wanna say the Pet Semetary sequel thing? I remember he kept writing "HID discharge lights" or something like that like 'ATM machine' and it annoyed me because the foreward had him thanking someone for car knowledge and now I wonder if they had him write it wrong on purpose, as a joke.
>>223860242sometimes dead is better
>>223863009i don't think he likes them at all, i think he fears them and fears most types of machines in general, especially after decades of coke and also getting run over. the cars are always villainous, even when they aren't outright THE villain (eg Christine, the movie version is better by the way), they're part of the Weird Shit that inevitably happens. no one ever found safety in a car in a stephen king novel. the guy in The Mist killed everyone and then was about to kill himself. the wife and son in Cujo got cornered in one by the aforementioned dog. Night Shift has TWO autonomous things, one with Trucks where all the vehicles turn into murder machines (the basis for Maximum Overdrive) and one in the Mangler where a fucking clothes washing machine comes to life as a demon after an accidental ritual. THREE now that i remember Lawnmower Man.that sounds fucking ridiculous now that i typed it out but cocaine king wrote weird shit and that's probably how i remember it despite not having read any of these books in many years
>>223865136I think it was more like "I love this shit, and I'm going to make it scare you." Even after getting hit by the van, he has no problems driving around and enjoying vehicles.
>>223865211eh, maybe. still i feel like this type of thing comes up a lot, and interestingly, less often in his more scifi stuff (eg the jaunt) versus the horror stuff so it isn't just a fascination with the idea of machine sapience/sentience in generalmaybe my autistic brain just wanted to see how many stories i could recall. damn does Night Shift have a lot, it might also be the first (?) appearance of the famous King Brand Murderous Greaser Bulliesif he really loved em he wouldn't make absolute silly mistakes like a four-door Fury or any of the inaccuracies in other novels i can't remember because they're less memorable than "demonic washing machine."
>>223865264Keep in mind drugs and alcohol were a part of his process for a long time.
>>223865301go to bed mr. king your sheets of money are getting cold
>>223857907>stop, my invincible father
>>223865264Mile 81 has a Mimic disguised as a broken down station wagon that eats any Good Samaritans who stop to help the driver.
>>223865463is the station wagon female?
>>223865343I'm in the same timezone, but I think he moved to Colorado.
>>223863105Kek
>>223865136>>223865264I liked Mrs. Todd's Shortcut but I'm not sure if her Mercedes was opening dimensional rifts or if she was opening them and just driving through.
>>223863105dear god, his leg came off!
>>223865136>the ManglerThat one was made into a film as well, though it's probably among the least well-known King adaptations. It's about as good as you'd expect a film about an evil laundry press would be, which is to say, not very.
>>223864177Reddit really lives free in your mind.
>>223860287>FROM THE MIND OF STEPHEN KING...
>>223857976>themThere's only one, anon.
>>223862070kek he got bride of chucky'd xDD
>>223857907-IGGERS
>>223862858>>223864452>played by the original English VA of Sailor Moon, btw
>get hit by car once>make it your entire identityWhy is King like this?
>>223862660I remember there was a webm of a similar scene where the baby wrecks the truck.Can any anon who saved it back then post it?
>>223857907then he woke up
>>223862070>>223860961>>223869136These are 2-3 years old now.That's basically ancient sumerian tier AI.I want to see a new one.
>>223869758nigga I just made that last one
It's kind of wild that a single elderly driver caused Stephen King to write about nothing but getting hit by cars for 20 years now.
>>223863105MODSSSS
>>223869746>isekai where a baby dies and is reborn>he never really lived so he doesn't know anything still, he just has a strange extra layer of narrationmake it
>>223869773ok besides that one. you can definitely tell the difference.
>>223864989*bettah
>>223869773>I just made that last one>I just made>madeyou didnt make SHIT nAIgga!
>>223861625You have a very childlike view of physics.
>>223869912nigga I was there and saw this kidI was filming it on my phoneshit was crazyfr nigga
>>223870026oh ok, my bad
>>223860980This made it the scariest movie of all time
>>223870103
>>223870993For a sec she looks like that crazy orc who tried to stab and eat merry and pippin
I cant tell if this is a good or a bad movie, very memorable though
>>223858071it was a different time
>>223869758ethically generated on my pc enjoy
>>223857907>>223863105Oh damn his baby shoes got knocked off and everything
>>223861315Beggars can't be choosers
>>223869931Yeah, the kid would be a bloody smear on the pavement with the organs sprayed out like red toothpaste.
>>223863105KEK
>>223870993>the Manglerwhat movie is this from
