I wish I was born American. Tell me why America is a really good place to move to.
appalachia is nice but the rest is pretty shitty the west coast/mountain states are the worst, people impressed with themselves for no reason and living in mental islands
>>2916632It has a (sub)tropical island paradise with chickens running around and I think that's pretty cool.
>>2916632Because we have Africans everywhere
>>2916632it has cheap food and high wages, with a strong currency. you can be a min wage burger flipper in the US and earn wages competitive with doctors in europe or east asia
>>2916662There are only 20+ countries to the south of the USA where you can enjoy any kind of tropical climate and setting you desire for less than Key West's outrageous prices. Key West is fully tropical, as is Miami. Anywhere that temps never reach 40 F is fully tropical. Subtropical climates do dip below the 40 F mark at some point during their cooler months.>>2916699They only give you part time hours, so you will make about $1200 a month after taxes at the lowest skill tier of restaurant work in the US. Only if you work 90 hours a week at three such jobs will you be making decent money - but that's literal goyslavery, it's not even a life. Fat rich boomers sitting on millions in invested retirement funds expect every young brown immigrant man to work 80 hours a week like a slave while they use rude demeaning language at every opportunity. The moment you criticize the system or voice your anger at being treated like a subhuman, you get fired, arrested and deported. This is life in America.
>>2916699>Cheap foodYeah in quality, not price.America can be summed up nicely with the following statement: "premium prices, absolutely shit quality"
>>2916632At the moment, it's big. Don't like the weather or culture of any area? Then hop in a car or bus and you'll be in a new one soon enough.
>>2916632>Tell me why America is a really good place to move to.It's a violent shithole where everyone including batshit insane people can have have a gun.
>>2917381Everyone has a dick too, so what? Most Americans are very inhibited people who have had their soul destroyed by submission to the ZOG economic system. Both their guns and dicks tend to stay in their pants, because they are too fucking tired to start a fight or enjoy a raep. Raep and gun battles are a lot of work after all.
>>2916728>Fat rich boomers sitting on millions in invested retirement funds expect every young brown immigrant man to work 80 hours a week like a slave while they use rude demeaning language at every opportunity. The moment you criticize the system or voice your anger at being treated like a subhuman, you get fired, arrested and deported. This is life in America.Yes we do. Im glad you know your place wagie
>>2916728Sounds great, basically working part time as a teenager you can save up more than most self-employed and middle class in majority of Europe, the latter having to have a degree. Young brown immigrants are illegal and a criminals in the making, not to mention barely speaking the fucking language and never integrating, so sounds pretty fair deal overall.
>>2916734That's zoomer cope, because they don't know basic cooking, because they have so much money that they can eat out on the daily.
>>2916632Because la, bos, chi, mia and sea
>>2916632Lol don’t listen to anyone saying it’s nice, unless you’ve got money and they literally wipe their ass with 100 dollar bills.
>>2917454I don't know any young people in America who don't cook regularly. Often they will cook one big meal and eat it every day of the week to save money and time. Of course cravings do happen when you eat the same small selection of meals over and over again. If you live on Sysco restaurant foods you will become a fat shart always blowing up the toilet.>>2916736No you won't be. You can drive from east Texas to eastern Carolina and hardly notice any change in the demographic distribution/natural habitat/development patterns. It's only the Western states and coastal states that see big variations between coastal life and interior life...the most privileged people live on the coastline of America.>>2917453Only if you're willing to ride your bicycle in the rain to work every day. Hardly any Gen A do that, their parents all think it is too dangerous for even 16 year olds to be out alone in public. Once birthrates declined and square footage increased to the point where every child has a big luxurious bedroom for himself, it's really hard to be told you have to struggle and grind away for such paltry sums of money when you don't see any other kids having to work like that. They all get given cars and playstations and nice clothes and phones and whatever food they want to eat.
>>2917454America truly does have the best food, go in any grocery store worldwide that the rich shop at and its full of imported American food
>>2917605>go in any grocery store worldwide that the rich shop at and its full of imported American foodAmerica kind of bullies countries into accepting its food. For example there were protests in South Korea about US beef not being healthy, but the CIA shut it down. It was on wikileaks.
>>2916634>the west coast/mountain states are the worst, people impressed with themselves for no reason and living in mental islandsI noticed this when I visited California and Utah last year. Like a less respectable Stepford Wives.
>>2917605I was shocked by the poor standard of your food, honestly. Not just the cooked food (if I never smell corn oil again it will be too soon) but the standard of ingredients is much, much lower than anywhere in Western Europe. And this is having to take out a mortgage to afford them, by the way, your food is unbelievably expensive for what it is. My goodness, the steaks! How do your farmers have the cheek to charge so much money for them? They are like a lump of meaty water. And yes, this was way before Bolsonaro and "the art of the deal". Don't get me started on the cheeses. Maybe it varies a lot region by region, probably it does, but on the west coast the situation was dire.
>>2917715I meant Milei, not Bolsonaro, although I think Obama did do a beef deal with Lula at some point, hence my mixup.
Did we have too many threads up trolling europeans recently? Is that why we have this half-assed bait with the exact same talking points as every other half-assed thread baiting Americans?
>>2917726Mostly it's just one guy, the /pol/ virgin.
