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    >Huh oh what's that? You need to pass me? too bad I have a luggage bag as I am inacapable of actually packing for holiday! Don't mind me just making loud noise whilst I stroll slowly along and the #1 reason air travel is becoming expensive. Why yes my holiday is only 2 weeks that's really good for me! Had to suck my bosses dick for it. I need all this luggage and will walk at a slow 5km/h pace whilst you are held up.

    What is wrong with these "people", you only need 4 pair of clothes, macbook, and outlet adapter. What more could you possibly ever need? Some condoms? Maybe a towel if you're out cheap with the lads to Bali in one of those crummy aussie asshole filled hostels
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    >>2915671
    why did you post this? what did you expect to achieve?
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    >>2915674
    found the slow person who has luggage that causes everyone else grief.
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    >>2915671
    What do you need a laptop for? Are you a dorker? Stay hunched lmao
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    doesn't nearly everyone on a plane have luggage?
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    >>2915671
    If only you had friends to say this too dweeb. Mind your business you cur mutt.
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    >>2915671
    >Being in such a rush that you let yourself get het about somebody walking slowly with their luggage in an airport.
    I know those 5 seconds of delay might seem important if you're just a tourist but real travellers know the importance of living in the moment. Chill out, dude. Take your time. Be present. There's no need to be in such a rush all the time. Maybe try skipping the package tours and going on a real journey.
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    >>2915671
    >macbook
    Gay fanboy detected
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    >>2915794
    I walk at just under 6kmh that is what people with brains do, you are fat and slow. I assume americans that is how they are spotted here in Germany
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    >>2915671
    >km/h
    Ew, a foreigner
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    The fucking "backpackers" are the worst. They aren't hiking but walk around in hiking gear and a huge cucking hiking sack full of not hiking gear but just shit they could have put in a suitcase or small backpack. They never have any awareness of it either and take up so much fucking space. They are roleplay adventurers who visit cities and get lost. Fuck them all.
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    >>2915855
    True nightmare walking in German cities you imported 20 million trashbag wearing or half naked Africans and Turks to shuffle around in random directions at 1 km per hour
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    >>2915861
    Why do Germans specifically do this? Every time you go to a station there, you see countless early 20s girls looking like Snail carrying fucking comically large backpacks, its stupid. What function does all that shit serve? You don't need an inventory to travel the fucking Ruhr. You just know they're gonna get fleeced when they try to pass a gate at an airport.
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    OP isn't completely out of line, but the thread is unnecessary.

    1) No one is gonna disagree that annoying people suck.

    2) I already seethe when I experience this at the airport, I refuse to do it here for free.
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    >>2915873
    True nightmare for you would be to step outside your mom's basement. Just the thought makes you shit your pants in hysterical fear.
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    No I don’t want to download an app to get a boarding pass, its just a qr code and you already have my email….
    No I dont want marketing ads in my email >recieves marketing ads anyway
    I tried to unsub from French Bee’s ads and it said in order to do so I need to wtite a letter and send it to their office in Paris…
    No I don’t want to reserve a taxi at my destination
    No I dont want to “protect my flight” for $40
    No, my sunscreen is not a weapon
    No, I do want to miss out on this great oppurtunity to buy random shit while 30,000 ft up.
    RyanAir would sell crack onboard if they could, I don’t want do buy a fucking lotto ticket this isnt a gas station
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    >RyanAir would sell crack onboard if they could, I don’t want do buy a fucking lotto ticket this isnt a gas station
    kek. I allow them to annoy me with those prices
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    I arrived at a hostel at 1430, room wasnt ready so I asked if they have luggage storage. The luggage storage area is paid lockers so I leave my stuff on top of the lockers because I don’t need to lock my things. As I leave staff runs up to me “sorry this is not possible”. OK, maybe its a fire code or something so I take my stuff and put it next to a couch in the lobby. I return 40 minutes later and my stuff is gone. I check-in and ask for my stuff back. They tell me I was told twice not to do that (?). They charge me $7 for 6 hours of locker usage, saying they are being nice by not charging me for 24hrs. They didnt charge me with their locker reservation system so I don’t actually have the locker I was forced to pay for. So I just leave my luggage in the middle of the lobby for a few more hours.
    Same place was deeply confused when I tried to extend, they required people to checkout at 11 and check back in to a new room at 15. Of course they want you to pay for a locker during that time.
    Nice place though, all these rules are designed to keep out the dirty backpackers like me lol, but not very hospitable.
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    The worst is when you have traveled a long time and finally check in and get a bed, only to find that they expect YOU to make the bed. So later when I’m trying to sleep someone who just arrived has to make a bunch of noise. Then they put signs up “50€ fine for not using a sheet”. Maybe a better system would be to pay a person to make all the beds, that person would know how to do it efficiently and would do it in the day time.

    One hostel I went to had a system where you had to strip your bed when you leave, then they had no way of enforcing this or any cleaning staff. So I check in and they point at the clean linens and tell me to choose an empty in my room… but they all seem occupied because nobody cleaned the room? This place was €40 in a c-teir town in offseason.
    The same hostel had a coin operated induction cooker. €1 for 15mins. Also there was no electricity in the bed and terrible wifi in the room. Also the recpetion was “decorated” with foreign currencies which was probably really cool in the 80s.
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    Some hostels require a deposit for the key card. These rfid cards cost $1 each and are used several times before they are lost, but they require every person to deposit $10. Sometimes the deposit MUST be in cash… I don’t have krone lady every place in this country takes contactless. One hostel had a sign “don’t worry, if you forget to collect your deposit we donate it to charity”. Why don’t you just eat the cost of the cards and not pass it on to guests? At 99% of places I dump the card in a box and walk out, but at this place I have to stand in line for my cash like Oliver Twist. It’s just greedy business owners who can’t comprehend that nickle and diming your guests feels bad for literally miniscule benefit
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    >>2915671
    >A luggage bag for my 4 pairs of clothes
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    >>2917967
    What country was all this in? Daneland?
    >a pay stove
    LMAO, the owner is an honorary Jew.
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    >>2915878
    More common is the backpack + frontpack combo. They do actually go on treks eith those fancy big packs when they travel.
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    >>2917964
    Sounds like you're very much into scamming yourself haha. I don't know why anyone would choose this.
    Also why don't they not get 50 euros from people and also pay someone a monthly wage to do something that gets at no cost. What are these hostel owners THINKING
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    >>2917913
    A get them back by taking creep shots of the stewardes' Bums
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    >>2915671
    Erm toiletries maybe?
    Erm adaptor, phone charger, underwear, a jacket for when you're at elevation and it's no longer 27 degrees, a book, boots, clippers so you can't just cut your hair yourself instead of faffing around, a nice shirt I'm case going go somewhere nice in the night time, one extra pair of trousers for in case they get dirty or something some food stains them, a rain cover
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    >>2918182
    >a book, boots, clippers so you can't just cut your hair yourself instead of faffing around,
    nah
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    >>2918202
    Then you suck
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    How about something actually annoying
    >plane lands in asia
    >everyone rushes like the plane is on fire to get out
    >second off the plane
    >stop and turn looking around without a care of anyone behind them
    >act weird when you try to get around them

    >try to help some family out who asks a question
    >you are now their personal tour guide

    >mention from the USA
    >European instantly without fail MUST ask me about Trump/Musk/Guns/Healthcare/Ukraine/etc
    >say I don't give a shit or try to change the subject they just loop the fuck back to it somehow like "ohh you american but have more vacation than 3 days?"

    Biggest thing about travel that makes me fucking mad:
    >going to new cunt
    >ask if X is in new cunt or I need to bring some extra
    >"LOL anon you can get that ez there just go anywhere!"
    >oh okay guess I just sucked during my googling
    >get to places
    >go to places normally with $.items
    >nope sorry not here :) x10
    >ask again "Oh anon it's online just get it there! oh ya u need an ARC card or some other BS like a local phone # and citizen card to use that"
    >basically either have to figure out some forwarding service at 3-5x the cost for thing or go without it
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    >>2918258
    faggit
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    >>2915878
    The german mind has been broken by always trying to optimize and efficency, that's why their interior design is all white IKEA, their cars are all white or black economy-engine Crossovers with high resale value and why their personal sense of style is expressed by which brand of hiking jacket they decide to wear. You can always spot germans abroad by the fact that they decide to dress like they're about to climb Everest, including brightly colored goretex jackets and hiking backpacks/drybags even if they're actually just going out for a beer in downtown Tokyo.
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    >>2918508
    It's why german cars are overengineered pieces of shit.
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    >>2918182
    >Bringing more than one set of shoes
    >Bringing a book
    I stopped bringing shit like books, extra shoes or my Switch after the fourth time of flying across the world and realizing that I just spend the time on the plane watching the inboard movies, the time in the airport studying on my phone and the time in the country with, you know, actually walking around and seeing the country. Not once have I spent thousands of Euros on a planeticket, a day to get to a different country and thought to myself, "Wow, I'm really glad I took the time and effort to come here, now I can lay on my hotelbed and read this book that I could have also read any other weekend at home".
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    >>2918511
    Never said I read it at the destination, you rim-job.

    Have fun getting invited out and having to wear your hiking shoes to a bar and not being able to mingle with any females properly
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    >>2918515
    >Have fun getting invited out and having to wear your hiking shoes to a bar and not being able to mingle with any females properly
    I'm happily married, I can wear my hiking boots to bed while fucking my wife and you can keep trying to be an annoying sextourist because you're incapable of scoring in your own country without needing some exoticism bonus.
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    >>2918517
    >I'm happily married, I can wear my hiking boots to bed while fucking my wife and you can keep trying to be an annoying sexto
    based
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    >>2918517
    You really using the wife you had to settle for as some kind of brag. Is she even as attractive as any of these at least? Why assume?
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    >>2918258
    You went to Korea didn't you
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    >>2918521
    So what's your passion in life? Where was the Camel Picture taken?
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    >>2918521
    >You really using the wife you had to settle for as some kind of brag.
    I have a healthy relationship and a pregnant wife, you're collecting STDs from mentally ill foids
    >Is she even as attractive as any of these at least
    More, actually
    >Post pics
    I'm not posting pictures of my wife online to win arguments with retards
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    >>2918523
    Haha you cunt, straining your eyes to work the sentences was very unnecessary. Anyway have a retarded day, you argumentative weirdo. My hiking shoes are nice than yours too. I could probably get away with wearing them to a bar and getting a nice smooch
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    >>2918524
    >I'm not posting pictures of my wife online to win arguments with retards
    So what's your passion in life?
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    >>2918529
    You called me a retard so why should I tell you. I never asked to see your middle aged hag wife with a saggy bum. That would dirty up the thread. Save it buddy
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    >>2918521
    >IS YOUR WIFE AS ATTRACTIVE AS THESE DISEASED WHORES?

    These white incels are truly buckbroken at the thought of smelling some rancid cunt
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    >>2918521
    >Trying to win an online argument by bringing up social proof for no reason
    Woman-moment
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    >>2918554
    Well proof is everything, he was attempting to call me an incel and bragging about having a wife. Anyone can get a wife, the key factor is her attractiveness, if she's not at least as good as these easy slags you undress whenever you like you should shut your mouth
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    >>2918558
    You cant get a wife, you can only rent vaginas by the half hour
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    >>2918559
    How old are you? These are school boy insults haha. They're all dying to get married and have kids, literally panicking. Wouldn't be hard to make one tour wife but why the hell would you want to?
    Quite while you're ahead you silly goose, worry about trying to get laid yourself
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    >>2918562
    Only an incel loser would brag about buying whores. The fact is you cant even get a first date much less a wife. Claiming you dont want to get married is cope
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    >>2918564
    What are you on about? I'm not buying them, this is a dating app. And you're totally right, I want to marry a dumb woman I met in hinge but I'm too scared to get rejected so I don't ask, right. If that makes you feel better. I can tell you get zero attention from women so you need all the comfort you can get.
    What a loser
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    By the way it's time to post yours? Have you even spoken to a female in the last year let alone got dates and had sex?
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    >>2918566
    Dude no one is impressed you are renting diseased whores. Keep it to yourself
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    >>2918570
    Course you won't be impressed, it upsets you kek. That's good enough for me though. And yes it does feel as good as you imagine, especially when it's really wet, the warmth is divine on the first stroke. Maybe in the next life you'll experience it, don't worry :)
    Please don't reply, your suffering is making me cringe
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    >>2918574
    >That's good enough for me though

    Thats why you are incel posting about buying diseased whores to prop up your ego because you feel bad about your existence
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    Why is this angry little weirdo speaking to me. And why is he obsessed with assuming all women have diseases? Maybe it's his way of coping with never getting laid. Do you guys have to put up with him every day? It's quite sad
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    Why do incels come here and pretend they are chad?
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    >>2918579
    >not being a chadcel
    Diseased wife moment
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    >>2918593
    I'm not a travelcel I'm a digital nomad chad who lives in Chiang Mai
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    >>2918594
    What's a travelcel vs digital nomad?
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    >>2918575
    So what's your passion in life?
    >>2918596
    So what's your passion in life?
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