Does anyone love airplanes? It's the best part of travel.
>>2914820>It's the best part of travel.
Yeah I love being crammed into a metal tube with 90% smelly subhumans for 13 hours at a time
>>2914820The views are the coolest part of flying, especially when the clouds are dramatic. Satellite view just isn't the same as seeing the actual surface of the Earth from 11000 meters. Sucks that the faggots who pay extra for a window seat never care to look out the window. I refuse to pay for a seat and as a result hardly ever get a window seat. >>2914831the pol poster strikes again with his delusion of superiority, even though he eats and shits like everybody else
>>2914841>Sucks that the faggots who pay extra for a window seat never care to look out the windowI book the window seat so I lean my pillow up against the wall and sleep uninterrupted without being waken up every couple of hours because the people next to me need to piss. If you're not willing to spend a measly $20 on a seat then you don't get to complain
>>2914841Europeans are so fucking gay lmao
>>2914820My last flight I volunteered for the emergency exit and I loved that shit. >you get to board first with the paypigs>you get a good seat towards the front of the plane>you get extra leg room>all of the flight attendants saluting you and giving you the rundown like you're a hero on a military mission>no ESL's or foreigners because you have to speak the destination language or english to get itgreat travel hack. would recommend.
>>2914841>he eats and shits like everybody elseHe doesn't, he eats only tendies served by his mom bringing them to the basement and shits in a jug.
>>2914831Poorfag who has never flown doesn't know about the existence of business/first class.
>>2914820I was in an airplane with someone who had a small dog in a seat near me. Apparently they let the dog piss on the floor of the bathroom. Literally a giant pool of piss I had to step in. Then the entire plane smelt of piss since more people walked in and out of that bathroom.I never want to hear any petfaggot complain about kids on a plane ever again.
>>2914879I’m too poor so only my return leg is business, which is just great to lie down fully and nap or watch whatever. I actually don’t feel the need to get shitfaced due it being so comfortable.But my initial flight combo is cattle class + window seat + noise cancelling earphones + random benzos + 4 nips or so until I pass out.
All airplanes are strictly worse than not being in an airplane, different classes of service (premium cabin) and private/shared private flights only serve to make it more tolerable. Only the mentally ill enjoying flying for it's own sake
>>2914940That said, flying business on an A330 can be shit with one toilet between 28 people. You need to use the toilet at least 90 minutes before landing if you hate forming a queue.
>>2914943Flight meals trigger my lizard brain response and I enjoy it out of novelty I guess. Being cocooned in a business pod and treated like a VIP of sorts feels nice. First class must be awesome if you’re a relative poor, not so much if your net worth is 10 figures
>>2914945>>2914942
>>2914879Business class is just big seats and big meals for fat people, that's all. I'm not fat, so I don't get the appeal. >>2914883There were crying babies on both of my Central American flights...an old childless roastie with designer sunglasses and her speckled tits popping out of an expensive shirt looked so peeved at having to endure such unpleasantness kek.>>2914854And you get to put your (oversized) personal item in the overhead compartment instead of trying to cram it under the seat.
Love airplanes and airports. Hate flying and would literally rather travel via ANY other mode of transportation.
bros i spent my last flight staring at this cute stewardess and i think she noticed and she might have asked her male stewardess colleague to see if i was looking i crossed eyes with him (they were seated), at one point i was staring and she quickly looked at me from the side out of nowherei feel like a creep/rapist who made the flight uncomfortable for her now fuck i thought she didn't know i just wanted to stare at a cute face to pass the time
>i just wanted to stare at a cute face to pass the timeBut that is creepy behaviour
>>2914820Kinda...I associate planes with going somewhere on a vacation, so its always a good thing. But i feel planes keep getting worse with how small they are. If the seats were a comfortable size itd be great. I do like all the commotion with airports and boarding and plane stuff.
>>2914831ironically, the air you breathe on planes is the cleanest/freshest air you breathe
>flying to upstate ny for work >guy next me takes off shoes>reclines seat all the way>rips a fart>passes out>we land disembark>grab carry on and backpack>pay ride to hotel>look stuff in my backpack >find wallet and passport of guy on plane next to me>i.d, cc's, $1800+US, 3000 euros and 2 condomsI bought a random bar full of locals drinks and hooked up with a 50 yo bartender..
>>2914849how about we not turn this into yet another "american vs european" D&C thread, Saul
I despise flying but mostly from the stuff around it, not the actual sitting in a plane part. The hours you have to wait before you can board, the X ray machine you need to go in, the bitching about your luggage being 50 grams over the limit or 0.04 inches too big, the fees for picking a seat, the fees for luggage, luggage rules that make it so you have to buy all your toiletries at your destination and throw away when you leave again because what are you a terrorist for bringing a can of deodorant or a nail clipper on board, the waiting and/or miles of walking to reach the actual exit at your destination. In short I don't fly unless I absolutely have to. The train is superior in every way except price, which is insane.
>>2915114I despise flying but mostly love the stuff around it, just not the actual sitting in a plane part. The hours you have to wait before you board, the X ray machine you need to go in isnt bad, the bitching about your luggage being 50 grams over the limit or 0.04 inches too big, the fees for picking a seat, the fees for luggage, luggage rules that make it so you have to buy all your toiletries at your destination and throw away when you leave again because what are you a terrorist for bringing a can of deodorant or a nail clipper on board, the waiting NONE OF THAT HAPPENS SO i dont mind because im not a retard who cant follow basic rules and miles of walking to reach the actual exit at your destination THAT is quite enjoyable.>In short sitting on the plane sucks everything else is great. The train is superior in every way including price, which is insane.
>>2915224none of what happens retard? Literally everything I said is a fact.
>>2914820I don’t like being near other men. So theoretically the plane ride could be enjoyable as long as I’m not near any shitfart men
>>2915226Check your bag pay $40. Lmao is that so hard. You must not have any real problems if you cry about that stuff>the bitching about your luggage being 50 grams over the limit or 0.04 inches too big, the fees for picking a seat, the fees for luggage, luggage rules that make it so you have to buy all your toiletries at your destination and throw away when you leave again because what are you a terrorist for bringing a can of deodorant or a nail clipper on board
>>2915114>D&CThese accusations only happen when europeans are made fun of
Flying is an enjoyable experience when not flying poorliners or staying in economy.Premium economy is enough for the travel to be comfy and hasslefree.
>>2914820I love when they take off, it feels like a really intense high when you're changing G's like that while looking at the world around you get smaller and smaller
>>2914820I do
>>2915267i slept through my last takeoffdo i get an achievement for this?
Long haul in business or first class is the best. Well, on most airlines anyway.
