>tfw they wouldn't upgrade you to premium economy
>>2908468Ah i've heard about this ,guy was making racist and homophobic comments and making a scene100% deserved imho
>>2908468>tfw they wouldn't give you a glass of water
>>2908468maybe next time you will put your fucking tray table in the fucking upright position when we fucking tell you
>>2908499never go full /pol/even worse anywhere near an airport or plane
>>2908468This is what happens to gaijin who recline their seats in Japanese airlines now.
>>2908468Does the upgrade shit work btw? I've always wondered, going to japan with ANA next month, has anyone tried?
>>2908468Didn't they duck tape him into a first class seat? Upgrade achieved lmao
>>2908655It's just luck man, also really depends on the airline. LCC's no way, full service you have a chance but again its a lottery. I've been upgraded once being stuck in the checkin line for 2 hours and they had to rush me through to make the flight.You need to rizz up the check-in desk or hostesses but it's harder after you get assigned a seat.
>>2908655>going to japan with ANA next monthJapanese carriers in general will rigidly stick to the seating. Unfortunately, the only way you are getting an Op upgrade is if the flight the previous day was cancelled, you have Star Alliance Gold at the very least, you are already flying on a full fare premium economy ticket, and finally premium economy is overbooked with space in business. Otherwise it's not happening.I've only pulled off one rizz based upgrade and that was because I happened to be turning 18 on board an overnight transatlantic flight so I asked at the gate counter, and that was like 20 years ago.
>>2909011>I've only pulled off one rizz based upgrade and that was because I happened to be turning 18 on board an overnight transatlantic flightFunny you should say that, because one of my buddies I'm flying with does infact have a birthday the day we fly, might try but yeah you're probably about the Japanese not really doing stuff like that.
>>2908655What upgrade shit? Being offered a paid upgrade or asking for one?
>>2908499>>2908582but what if my stewardess is a nigger faggot?
>>2908468I could break out of that tape. It's not that much. You would just need to worm your way down first so that the tape slips over your head. From there I would have enough leverage to break the chest tape.
>>2909126we got ourselves a badass herewhat exactly are you going to do after escaping custody @ 40,000ft anon?
>>2909119Free premium upgrade or atleast a seat with extra legroom, if they have any leftover at check in or boarding, there are tons of videos online about people getting one by just asking.
>>2909126Bet you "see red" when you're angry and could beat up any UFC fighter as well big boy
>>2909808Zero chance this is happening if you don’t have status.
>>2908499They probably dragged his ass from the cattle economy and hauled up to a first class seat to get away from other passengers and restrain him. Yeah the restraint sucks but look at that cozy legroom.And being put on a nofly list and never having to deal with commercial flights and all the dirty gross people on them ever again is an added bonus.
>>2908468apparently the guy he was sitting next to was a well known end times preacher guy or something and he now claims the yelling guy was possessed by a demon or some shit like that
>tfw you turn economy into first class with one simple trick
>>2910026every time i see that picture i'm distracted from the horrific behaviour by the fact that woman apparently has a cracking pair of tits
>>2910030>obese women have great tipsWtf is wrong with you
>>2910069not all fat women have good tits, trust me
>>2910026Lol is that guy holding his nose because of the smell.
>>2909808If you're flying on a discount economy ticket and not on a fully flexible ticket and if you are not a frequent flyer who has status then you will not be upgraded period.
>>2910030>horrific behaviourThey are sitting quietly in their seats, they have a row to themselves and they are simply eating and not bothering anyone. Why is this behaviour horrific?
>>2910030All I see is the cheez-its
>>2909178>>2909814Why can't you two break out from the restraints?
>>2910026Which airline is this? I want to make sure to never fly with them. Looks like united?
>>2911946Why are you pretending you aren't some 500lb lard ass who posts on 4chan.org
>>2911947i don't think it is exclusive to one airlinethere are tons of youtube channels of bodycam footage from chimpouts at american airports and on american airlines
>>2911949All I know is that I'm breaking out of the tape and you're not.
>>2911969Again whats the next of your masterplan here you fucking genius
>>2911974Crashing this plane.... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>2912859That includes you, which doesn't seem to hold up logically>>2911947Cheez-It Airlines, flying to over 50 destinations today
>>2911955>the king has enteredIt's not like it's exclusive to US airlines people tend to go batshit around planes in general, happens all the time in Asia
>>2912859You're a big guy?
>made this thread weeks ago as a joke because I wanted to post the pic>just got upgraded to premium economywtf is going onis meme magic real? is this some glowop or something, its way too fucking strangeim sorry for saying the N-word on the internet, please dont duct tape me to a chair
>>2911947Probably Spirit. But since they went bankrupt their clientelle has spread to all the other airlines. Enjoy
>>2908499This
>>2911947This guy >>2914814 is right. You can also just look at the napkin it literally says spirit on it
>>2908468funny situation
>>2909808>Free premium upgradeExtremly unlikely>atleast a seat with extra legroomThat can happen quite frequently; often those are normally assigned upon check-in if no one pre-books them. But still a luck game.
>>2911579Only the woman is eating that stuff. The man seems anoyed by the smell.
>>2908655I’m a credit card junkie. I had ANA first class all to myself the first time I flew back from Japan. The entire plane was filled otherwise, and they refused to upgrade a single person to be with me. I had two flight attendants the entire time all to myself. It was completely ridiculous
>>2916064>>2914814since when did spirit have leather seats
>>2910136Listen to the OG plapjak here young'unsNot all tits are the same once you unwrap them
