Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/11/01Chandelure editionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86214629Porychan Arcade (thanks Taner!): https://porychan-arcade.pages.dev/[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: What is the strangest body shape for a pokémon?
>>86258497 (To Phoxy)"Hah, knew you'd like it!">Looking rather smug, despite how obviously artificial looking he is>Sheet metal spikes, camera lenses in the eyes, loudspeakers in the mouth, etc..."That said I do have a second uh, costume to show later, for the BIG show.">Admiring his own temporary body"Though this one is nice, actually.">>86258519 (To Alice)"Well, welcome to Edelstein estate! Formerly the Shaboneau castle, or uh, I think it was named that. Anyway, Oasis?">The voice is unnatural. Electronic even, loudspeakers visible in the back of the mouth>>86258541>>86258625>>86258723 (To multiple visitors)"Uh, more visitors? Know any of them?"
>>86258584>True...>My bad>Now I just miss Fen :(>>86258611>There are a few other humans around! ... Well, probably just Taner, really>Also Sharon's staff, butlers and maids and things, but those don't count>The woman turns to look at this oaf who just kind of barged into a castle without knowing whether or not it was even the right place to begin with"... Um... Yes? Unless you know of another ghost castle party in Kalos, that is.">It's possible she thinks he's a little bit of a dolt>But a handsome dolt at least"Ah, yeah, those are for Jirachi.">Beat"... I mean, Dart, the Yanmega, is costumed as Jirachi, so it's part of their gimmick, see? You can write something down and stick it to them. It's just for fun.">The relatively short but sharply dressed woman looks up and down at Quinn"Forgive me for asking but... Where exactly did you hear about this party from?"
>>86258622 (Jackson)>Teleo heaves a relieved sigh when Jackson pads on over. At least he’s ok>…Or uh, in the process of being more ok by the cat’s standards if the Misdreavous around his paw is any indication>The Poreo probably looks strange being mirrored all of the sudden with the eyepatch and good eye flip“Oh, I’m fine, I was the uh”>He blushes when mounting practice is brought up“…Potion I had to drink. Which destroyed my good eye and fixed my other one, it seems. Not pleasant in the slightest. I already loathe this party”>Grapefruit huh? He was about to ask!>He’s about to object to Jackson spinning the wheel before his pokegear literally scUTTLES UP ONTO HIS BACK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK>Teleo freezes wide eyed and hunches his back like a frightened cat as it settles in a nice spot between his capes“Ok yes go spin and take Geary back make haste please!!!”
>>86258723>>86258625>>86258541>>86258240>While Quinn is flirting with that damn sylveon, Chime wanders off to socializeSuddenly, a bunch of new faces seemingly fall into the manor from the sky..."What the hell?!">Chime trots up to the group and call out"Are you guys okay?!">She thought a few of the landings looked pretty painful...>Especially the big fish (that has yet to post)>Chime spots a Dreepy looking rather confused, unlike all the other dreepy that were floating around and calls up to her "Are you guys lost?"
>>86258723>The raggedy one gives a costumed nod, fixing her head a little"Yeah, uh, I'm fine. These are friends of yours?"(Also sorry for assuming all of you knew each other in your respective setting, I guess I didn't consider the possibility that you in fact didn't)>>86258811>Overstimulating is certainly one way to describe this party>Though she's never seen a Banette need to take 5 before, usually those guys love the chaos and mayhem>Maybe this one is different?>The sharpied eyes on the Mimikyu blink at the doll... Somehow>Of note: This Mimikyu does not have its eyes in its chest. It seems to actually just have eyes where its fake eyes are. How strange"... What's an Oren?">The Mimikyu's head clearly looks up and down the doll's body"So uh... This Oren of yours also gives people boobs or just leotards?">They point to what appears to be a sexy Mewtwo seen here >>86258625
>>86258723"Lucy, huh? Got it! :3">...Well, at least Mewt isn't alone in taking to this pretty quickly, while Callie darts around like a curious.. eel thing.>>86258811"Hell, take a couple, you're a bit bigger than most people I know, sooo.. couldn't hurt! Heh~">The psycat quickly digs a couple berries out of the bag at their hip, holding 'em out for the oversized centipede to have at. Oran and sitrus, perfect for mild concussions!>..They do cringe slightly in reaction to him hacking up a piece of wood."...yeahhh, definitely take both. Don't think splinters would be very fun in there..">>86258821>Aww, look at that! That's a cute dragon.. probably? Probably a dragon. S'got scales, at least."Oh- hi there! I uh, weeee.. Should be mostly alright, save for a couple scuffs or bruises?..">Mewt pauses for a brief moment then.. tilts their head a little."..Say, uhm- where are we? I uhhhh, can't help but notice there's, like.. humans, around?">Which is.. a bit jarring after not seeing one in who knows how long! Just a little bit.>>86258956>Someone's tripping the "talking about me within earshot" alarm!- wait, is that Oren?..>...no, different kind of pervert aura radiating off this one. Hm. They give the raggedy ghost a little friendly wave as they talk to Eve for now.
>>86258611>not often a new human gets involved, here>wait a second>is that the tiny dragon that never responded to my reply?>it is, isn’t it>grr>The Yanmega-wearing-a-Jirachi-hat descends down to the human>because we’d achieve no interaction otherwise “…are you from the thread?”>Probably gonna need a translator if this human wants to understand Pokespeech>>86258710>oh brother>whatever you say “…well, I’ll certainly try. I am the wish master, after all.”>he has like 20 blue paper slips on him by now>the Blazy costume is decent even though Dart doesn’t know what it’s from>Dart tilts his head>…“…okay. Somehow, you’re… Phoxy. Or you’re really good at acting like her. I’m not following. But there’s a lot of magic in the area right now, so I assume… anything’s possible.” >…“No, I didn’t drag Torq here. Quit asking about him every time you see me.”>very easy dart ragebait >>86258809>whoops my bad
>>86258811"...hi.">he doesn't even question the fact that this giant buge fell from... wherever he fell from>it was a wild party hosted by freaky ghosts, Jackson was just along for the ride at this point.>somehow his blush was visible not only through his pink fur, but also the fur dye that he wore for his costume"You know you're hot as fuck, right?">he says without breaking his view from the bug's backside>>86258812"Oooooooooh, that sounds funny and terrifying at the same time, I wonder what I'm gonna get">he then leans in and whispers in Teleo's new ear-frill'by the way, apparently it's a little rigged for some covens'>he says this like he knows what that means beyond what Grapefruit has told him>Jackson then watches as Geary gets comfy with Teleo"Aww, look he already likes you! I'll try to be back quick, be gentle with him!">>86258453>on his way, Grape still on his paw an-HOLY FUCK IS THAT A LUGIA"Holy FUCK this party has draw!">Oh my god and he's dripping with white, viscous fluid...>detour to check him out, this is only the hottest legend out there
>>86259412>>86258812“Funny isn’t the word I would say to the sensation of your eye shriveling up. If you aren’t a ghost that is”>Flat look to all the witches cackling at the potion victims>He tilts his head like a dog when Jackson gives him the super secret intel and thinks for a minute“…Ok so what does that mean then?”>He still doesn’t understand how the wheel really works, he just spun it (unwillingly), pulled a random name, then some old foxy grandma Mismagius gave him a potion to drink>Thoughts interrupted when the living phone-spider gets comfy on his back>Teleo’s pupils fully dilated in fear as he stares back at the occult creature“U-uh, yes definitely I wouldn’t dare hurt uh… Geary…”>Oh sweet Arceus did it groom its little mandibles??>While Jackson is spinning the wheel for his misfortune potion, Teleo turns to the giant bughorse that fell from the sky that the cat was very outwardly and bluntly lusting after“Sorry about him, he’s uh… spirited…”>The strange mixture of Vaporeon with Inteleon features shuffles around for a bit, mostly paranoid about the evil spider thing hitching a ride“Uh, sorry, I’m Teleo. Did you all get pranked by some ghost or something?”>With the chaos of the party, he just figures they got launched by some magical spell or something as a prank and that’s why they all crash landed in here>Maybe they skipped out on their wheel spin and the covens found out…
>>86259544(Whoops was supposed to tag Lucy not myself haha oopsie I’m tired)>>86258811 (Lucypede)
>>86258809>Quinn is suave and confident even when he fumbles and looks like an idiot"Oh, er... right, sorry. Haha!">Mention of the legendary wish granter widen's the dude's eyes"Jirachi? There's a Jirachi here?!">Oh... damn>Suddenly a Rotom phone pops out"Oh, like a kick me sign~ Cool! I'll try to find him! Don't go anywhere, Quinn!">Quinn just rolls his eyes"...Pokemon, am I right?">He notices her eyeing him, but doesn't say anything"Oh, Chime is on Porychan and heard that there was going to be a party here and she BEGGED me to take her. I can't say no to her sometimes... Sorry for not notifying you. I didn't really know how to to be honest.">>86259288>Well speak of the devil!"Oh hey! It the Yan-Jirachi!">Unlike your average human, Quinn can understand pokespeech"Kinda. Chime is mostly the one that talks with you guys online. I only occasionally pop in.">He reaches into his pocket and pull out a few little slips of paper"So do you have like a bag or something or do I actually stick these to you?">>86259102(Chime)>The little dragon confidently approached the group of stranger pokemon from another dimension"Oh good! That looked like quite the fall!">Her little cape seemed to billow in the non-existent wind"Uhhh, well I'm not really sure what this place is called, but this is a Porychan meetup party for Halloween! Are you guys from Porychan too?">Why would she question humans being around? There probably as many humans are there are pokemon...."Did you hit your head or something? Who else would build a big building like this other than humans, pokemon?">She started to laugh a little at the ridiculous idea!>Chime had never seen a pokemon quite like Mewt and couldn't help but stare a little>It wasn't too often that someone comes across something as strange looking as a Mewtwo"So... what exactly are you? I've never seen anything quite like you."
>>86258821>>86259102>86259102>>86259288"Noooope~ I think we are right were we need to be! Hehehe~">The Dreepy did a little flip and booped the little dragon's snoot before zooming off to explore>This place just felt right to her and she was feeling kinda giddy>Not even all the scary ghosts were draining her suddenly great mood!>Seriously, what the heck was going on?>Callie was zipping around giving total strangers hugs and nuzzles like they were best friends>Giant bug guy dressed as a Jirachi? Hugged!>Mega Mewtwo? Hugged!>She was on a roll!>>86258956"Hi Oren~">The little Dreepy wrapped her body around the false head's neck in a full body hug before zooming off to do it to someone else...>Callie even zoomed up to random humans and hugged them too>>86259573>>86258809>She let out a little trill as she nuzzled against the Hostess and then one of her guests that she was chatting with>She might have stayed just a little bit longer on Quinn before giggling and zooming off>>86259412>>86259544>HOLY FUCK IS THAT A MEOWTH!!!Callie quickly zooms up to Jackson as he lusted after the big bug and gave him a little squeeze>He was probably too distracted to pay much attention to her so she moved on to the Vaporeon with the mecha-spooder aka Geary...>She batted at his vappy ears, but couldn't quite figure out how to hug him with that big neck frill in the way...>Fuck it, you get a smooch!>Callie gives him a little peck on the cheek"I like your weird metal spider thing~ Can I pet him?">Callie's antics would probably rapidly attract attention, but she didn't care, she was happy as could be!
>>86259748>!!!!>Teleo was startled by the tiny missile locking onto his thicc Vaporeon form and scampered back a step before being assaulted by baps to the fin ear!>Said fin flicked in an attempt to get her away but then that only resulted in the tiny ghost giving him a peck!>Needless to say, Teleo was a flustered mess after such brazen attention, head slightly hunched in apprehension towards a mischievous spirit he thinks is sort of the party, here to mess with the party goers“Uh, h-hello there…”>He certainly was no ordinary Vaporeon. The fin stop his head was more akin to that of an Inteleon’s, and he had the sniper lizard’s cape-like frills draped down his back. His fins were all yellow colored as well, matching the Galaran starter’s palette>His single eye glances back to the THING still clung to his back. A single bead of sweat runs down his face“Uhm, you know what sure in fact you can hold him if you want!”>Get it away get it away get the creepy phone spider away!!!
>>86259573"It was definitely a bit of a tumble! 'Least for uh, those of us who can't, y'know, fly.">...psychic type? Maybe? There's definitely no breeze in here for that cape action. Hmmh."...Porychan? Uh- no, we're all from a place called Oasis, it's.. like, a town in the middle of a desert, with a guild n' all that. If I knew this was a Halloween thing, I woulda dragged Wisp along... nyahh.. (–˛ — º)">She's racist, clearly.>...okay probably not but they definitely are glancing at the humans around pretty consistently."..yeah, specifically a whole construction crew of zoroarks, in my experience. Buuut I guess that's probably not a common occurrence here! Since there's uh, y'know.. people. My heads okay though, promise.">They did make a fairly clean entry compared to the others, after all."Me? I'm uh, I'm a Mewtwo! My name's Mewt, seamstress, brewster, and owner of the Café back home. Nice to make your acquaintance, mmmiss?..">The psychic questions as they crouch down and offer a hand to the smaller dragon critter.>>86259748>...Well! Callie's already having fun with the party, clearly. Mewt gives her a little pat when she zips over to hug them, watching her zip right back off to go do.. whatever you'd call that! Mingling, maybe? But like, hyper.
>>86259573>Oh>Okay then>Dart won’t question it, given the known existence of Sharon’s pokespeech potions“Ah. I think I remember. I’m barely online myself these days.”>observing“…well, I have my wish basket. But these are empty slips and pens. The slip, you just, stick onto my hat.”>because that’s what you do with Jirachi “They’re sticky.”>only the wish master can read the wishes>what will he find written on them, he wonders>>86259748“Oop okay-“>that was extremely normal given the circumstances >not gonna mind it
>>86259288"Right, so for my wish, I want... Hmmm, infinite wealth? Naaah I wouldn't know what to do with it. Ultimate power? Naaah I already have that. How about... A hoverboard? That'd be fun. Or shapeshifting powers~">Dart isn't very democratic.>And confused."Yes Dart, it's me. You are hallucinating. You need to wake up Dart. Please wake up. You've been in a coma for five years now. We need you!">The ragebait king.>Dart x Torq yaoi arc soon.>>86259412>Hands off, that Lugia is HERS!>>86259102>Phoxy notices the odd shaped... Alien thingy.>How curious, she's never seen someone like that before."Aren't you a curious looking one.">Lots of people she's never seen or heard of before.>Odd.
