haha i scared myselfhahalloween editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86243588/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
hi hello
>>86252886yo what's up
>>86252901i want....things......
>>86252923don't we all? what things
>>86252933boycute clothesice creamboyummnew gaming pc
>>86252938AAAAA
hello meat i mean boys i mean men
oh shit
*flashes you*
anthros who are also vampires
>>86253071ferals who are also vampires
>>86253071i like this trope >>86253092i also like this trope
posses who are also nice boys
posses who are also nice girls
>>86253066filthy creachure
>>86252954-early recovery-predator will know you aren't actually dead-smell like shit for the rest of the day because they poo themselves slightly when they do that+beautiful possum
someone post those vids of the cock cumming all over the lucario figurine+ other toys
>>86252938yeen is the scariest guy I've seen in my life
>>86253092
*destroys your sense of self worth*
>>86253224i had one of those?
>>86253187hes bpd as fuck so it makes sense
why won't yeen play videogames with posses?
meme from transgender friend
>>86253340he hates us
>>86253340he hates maid (for a pretty good reason)
i hate maid too. whenever he starts posting he takes up the entire thread
what level do i need to be for atlyss gaming
AHHHH SOMEONE HAS A PARTIAL AT THE HALLOWEEN THING
>>86253500autism stimming
>>86253500kibby :3
>>86253368maid and him played games in the past though?
>>86253504gross
going to the furry rave tonight
>>86253435Only three of us, nine, ten and seventeenI don't mind going on a new character but it doesn't take that long to catch up.Someone joined at one today and was nine when I hit ten
>>862534351 the power leveling is fast. you can catch up in 1 session
>>86253606have fun
https://youtu.be/WftssJYhtqA?si=cEN0n4aqc_lZ4PvJ
>>86253395we've reached maid critical mass where his sudden disappearance would still lead to months of constant maid posting before it fizzled out again from the sheer momentum of his FAT. WOBBILY. ASS!!!!!!
>>86253500disgusting vice-laden cretin
>>86253606jealous but without the negative emotional part
https://strawpoll.com/GJn44vRWXnzAlso please vote if you haven't already for possgaming (This is for next Sunday or whatever)I think tomorrow we might be playing Atlyss because HostPoss needs a break from carrying us all and another Poss has been kind enough to host a server for a bit.But if people want to play expie game en masse we can play that instead
>>86253785>because HostPoss needs a break [from fucking my fat kobold ass in casualties unknown]
>>86253504proof?
>>86253785I already voted "I don't want to play games with pisses"
>>86253785im up for more atlyss when you get off work, source
>>86253839
play toys with me
I got invited to 0 halloweens parties so I'm just spending the night eating mexican food
>>86253915don't know how to
>>86253856pissessorry, fruedian slip
>>86253943tick tock you are running out of time
>>86253943that's me that's me in the picture
>>86253943this is literally me btw
>>86253978no that's me
those evil north korean hackers stole all of my poop collection i was saving in my poop bucketshould i call the trump administration?
>>86253940me neither but i got peanut butter cookies
>>86253395>he takes up the entire threadhot
>>86253992its ok we can both be doggys!!! ruff affruf ruff!!! sniffsniffsniff
>>86254084ok now this isn't me unfortunately
>>86254021you can just make more
>>86253940was gonna say you could go to those random public ones but they kinda suck
>>86253835no thats invasion of privacy
>>86253988>i dont know what to say i never seen this before and the thought never passed my mind its just really surprising to me for a comic like that and lewd of this typeyeah I thought she just drew kid stuffsomeone else maybe is AIing them?
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it STOP
i want to yarri desire to yap in unisoni want to be a medium sized gooberi must awawawawawa*stares*
stop hurting me inside
>>86254199they predate ai posting by a long time it was an old meme
>>86254307suspose it is an easy enough style to clone
im hot, sweaty, tired and intoxicated, i have hearing damage from the music show and i skipped going to the rave because i went by and didn't see anything happening, downtown is filled with police and you have to wait in line to get your bag checked to get in so i skipped going to the bar and now im home early. im gonna smoke weed and im horny so im gonna woss off does anyone wanna erp
>>86254307>it was an old memei don't remember this
>>86254410sounds like a great night. enjoy your woss
oh i guess tomorrow i have to pretty up and take pictures of my spread hole for that one poss who wanted them
>>86254084gay faggy boys in stupid theater animal makeup effect me much more than i would expect like literally ever time
>>86254511make sure to at least shave your gross wosshole this time
>>86254561first of all, rude. second of all prettying up involves shaving
i'm dying all over
>>86254582well you've been missing the same spot every time
leave this poss alone
>>86254410>erp on weedHow? I'm just gonna post some music and hope you enjoy thathttps://youtu.be/qYcoJpqCha4?si=com_VnKzs54oGwvKhttps://youtu.be/2qVgybM-iDQ?si=9yI7ODZ3YZfaSkYThttps://youtu.be/qMVbYMFrO7Y?si=bFJoPm8FkNbYy4Hrhttps://youtu.be/YzxkbGOUiPs?si=w6CjYHQ7Vkm6Xt-L
>>86254511imagine me wanting to kiss it btw because i would
it would be fun for some poss to be like hey want to do weed with me? and for me to be like nooo haha and he just shoves one of those x100 weed pens in my mouth and makes me breath from it for like ten minutes
>>86254647*gives you a little peck on your cheek*
>>86254603>How? I'm just gonna post some music and hope you enjoy thatwe talk about penises and sex and roleplay penises ... ill click on these but i want to woss so later..
>>86254661why do you want to be weed raped
>>86254621oh... ok haha
>>86254603two-faced CHUD is gonna start flipping a coin soon
>>86254691im mentally ill like that you dont actually have to fuck me though you can do other stuff too like pet me or play me a documentary or get me cross faded deceptively
>>86254758its very unhealthy how you are so open to be abused and used like that you are on a bad path to become some heartless mans bitch to be used and them tossed away when he finds someone better
>>86254803don't kimkshame retardhuman penis aislop
>>86254803fine okay youre right actually but its okay one: i would only want these things to happen with a very loving and trusted boy (if some random person tried to weed rape me i would not like it even if they were hot) and two: im old and will never find bf anyway so its fine this is all make believe
everyone gets to be happy but me
>>86254852good one poss
be straight and cum on women
>>86254869who pumpkinned him
>>86254841i believe in you
>>86254878no i want to be women
>>86254869it's true
>>86254878this looks and feels disgusting
>>86254661You're joking but I unironically got a slow, insanely good blowjob one of the first times I got stoned and I understand the appeal.
>>86254878not on a dress
i can't do it anymore i'm gonna explode into a million pieces
>>86254878from the thumbnail i thought it was a maid d
life is so sad
>>86254661what if I give you the forever high brownie and just didnt tell you
>>86254903thank you possy i believe in you too>>86254957finally someone gets it!!!
>>86254561rude his wosshole is smoochable
>>86255010edibles dont effect me the same way for some reason i just get sleepy
im high as fuck and im gonna play games in bed on my steam deck until i pass out
what if you gave me the forever sleepy brownie
>>86255010im enlightened so 2x forever high
>>86255009yeah but what can you do
Man rode up behind me on scooter and yelled boo and I jumped in fright and now it's total scooter war
disgusting potheads fuck off
>>86255082+1
what if you
>>86255055That sounds fun I'm doing the same thing but with vodka have fun possy
>>86255091if i what?
>>86255091it would be nice if i was
>>86255091i wish i wish iw ish
>>86255093im drunk too, more drunk than high and the hangover will be awful
getting high and drunk and going TOTALLY fox mode (peeing and laughing too loudly and overeating and sleeping through the morning and day)
>>86255126i hope you feel horrible for most of tomorrow. it would make me feel nice inside
>>86255082-1 (your opinion is now phase canceled and ceases to exist)
should i eat a salad or candy or kill myself instead
>>86255145kill yourself nigger fuck off
>>86255139i imagine it's slim pickings for happiness in your life
be straight instead
>>86255153candy
>>86255126Just drink some water before bed and make spicy ramen in the morning and your hangover will vanish.
>>86255176okay make me into a straight woman
>>86255153kill salad and candy yourself in this order
>>86255164seethe that your opnion fades to oblivion >:)
>>86255191kill yourself nigger fuck off
>>86255176not for that sorry
>>86255176god i wish i had more holes to take more cock in at once
>>86255176this turns me on to a wild amount please explain why
>>86255209you could take a very sslim cock in your peehole
>>86255200hi antihumanon/guy glyph dumpednobody likes you btw
junkies and trannies what a horrible fucking night for this thread jesus christ
glyph we need more sedatives for your mentally sick ex
>>86255228
>>86255226>>86255232kill yourself niggers fuck offgood job making halloween even worse than it was
>>86255228do you think i'm having a good night either
maidie clean the thread!!!!
>>86255228happy halloween to you too
>>86255126https://youtu.be/H1d_aEantvc?si=0nL9iYzV_G_QuSkS
>>86255252you should find something else to do with your life that isn't being here and maybe you might finally find a reason to be happy
>>86255252my halloween is good actually ;3
>>86255283did you go to any parties today
>>86255299FUCK OFFKILL YOURSELFFUCKING NIGGER
>>86255281usually i like this kinda music but i have an alcohol headache and this is making it hurt more
>>86255301are you going trick or treating
>>86255301i know you didnt im asking >>86255283
>>86255320>>86255317fuck off and die
>>86255299yeah i did actually what about you?
>>86255328*wiggles my thingy around*
>>86255332die
>>86255198uh he didn't make this>>86255082postbut kys>>86255216its because you're straight
>>86255332it was kind of mid but i still had a good time the costumes were fun
wastedhttps://youtu.be/ySXwgoW22Vg?si=wTSrlxZ2Z7IUFZ5i
https://youtu.be/9pG7ipdK-q8?si=7GtQidI0MJsznzgW
>>86255396>the costumes were funall the scantily clad women with their asses out were giving me straight thoughts but i went home and wossed to penises so it's ok
Are you guys going trick or treating?
https://youtu.be/YAzCJINGWGM
make the pain stop
faggotry: banished!
>>86255463do you want to be girlfriends
>>86255434no it's past midnight here
im only straight for ponies
ponies are fucking sexy actually
>>86255506understandable
I miss my pbf
i dont like ponies i just fap to fluttershy
i like roxanne wolf too
i should become a mare
>>86255586yeah do it
how unsexy is it to fuck with a marvel movie as background
>>86255618okay you have to help me
>>86255468
>>86255634okay great do you want to get married and become wives now
Slime Marsupial TF. Gone goo roo.
>>86255646hate this fag
>>86255612
>>86255690new artist! thanks possy!!!
>>86255632sure if i can
>>86255679silly post
Goodbye hallowed yeen, hello yeensgiving and yeensmas
>>86255709i like artists who decide to give ponies lipstick for some reason
>>86255690great trixie
There are so many cute furries at the rave and my friends are here :333333>>86255634This cat is so cute
>>86255749nah i'm good
>>86255729she's really a nice girl deep down im glad people give her a chance
>>86255812yeah i'm glad she got to be more than a one-off character
>>86255749yeen moment
cant believe yeen is a foot freak
>>86255653doesn't seem like your giving me the chance to say no...
>>86255943i love you my beautiful wife
when i look at my pbf
>>86255926im not yeen
unf...
>>86256026does he have gay voice
*paws at you* can i have a cigarette*paws at you* can i have a cigarette*paws at you* can i have a cigarette*paws at you* can i have a cigarette
>>86256026i bet his penis is modestly sized and normally shaped
>>86256045kindabut the dorky nerd kind
>>86255749>>86255873why are yeenbos like this*takes a hit*
>>86256067
>>86256106uh oh your lips touched his foot haha
is the big lebowski poss coded
>>86256067i've got some stale kools if you want em
>>86256067i quit
long day at work
>>86256180how bad was it?
plapping a boy's ass for 40 minutes is hard work
>>86256202kill yourself
>>86256202i cum and fall asleep in half that time
>>86256194very busy because of events and sportsballbut it's over now
no one ever plaps me
>>86256205watch your mouth mister your momma raised you better than that>>86256211i'm more of a get up and walk around kind of post-cummer (after mandatory cuddles)
goyball
boyball
>>86256253manwhore kill yourself
>>86256271>manwhoreit is a compliment.
>>86256222sounds stressful but at least you can relax now
>>86256254>>86256265
>>86256298hi dogy
>>86256297actually my chest started hurting bad so i think i'm gonna die now bye guys
>>86253978hey does anyone know where i can find all or most of this guy's really sad and sulky and kill myself art i want to drink and look at it for a few hours
>>86256317oh okay bye
>>86256298this would be okay if it was a pony
whats sportsball
>>86256373which one?
>>86256382not much whats sportsball with you
>>86256391ummmm apple blossom
>>86256298if i get a dog i'd probably want it to be one of these half-wolves but they're probably unironically more work to take care of than a child so that's probably a really really really really really bad idea
>>86256382bread and circuses
>Recipe calls for stale bread>Heat in the oven and of out the cold Get wrekt
>>86256412good choice
>>86256442>arena>hundreds of game types>hippodrome>one game>i don't know why
>>86256363how do i deal with normies dying before me
>>86256471just leave
>>86256471uhh just keep existing?
invited three frens over to eat a halloween dinner togetherthey even all left after finishing eating so i didnt have to deal with extra socializing
>>86256502
>>86256507i dont have a single irl friend
>>86256471accept it i don"t know
>>86256514samewe suck
>>86256512what did you just do to me
>>86256507sounds nice poss y
>>86256514me neither but it's fine
>>86256507what did you bake
wtf someone just broke in and plapped my ass for 40 minutes
>>86256545??? i didnt do anything...
>>86256136i feel like the dudes relationship with walter is very specifically poss coded. this scene is basically two of the six types of possums talking https://youtu.be/UUNFjNXo6QM?si=VPo0hS0QkO65HiLm
>>86256592sorry it's just i know that your magic is strong (ymis) and i felt something nvm
>>86256324https://e621.net/posts?tags=demensa+
>>86256615??? i dont know anything, poss
>>86256514I don't have any friends, IRL or e-friends.I'm too much of a weird creepy loser and people get tired of me or just stop talking.
>>86256584poss i don't want to freak you out but the culprit might be in this very thread
>>86256618hey thanks
i ju
>>86256658no problem poss!
>>86256650for me i just never keep in touch with people. it's kind of my fault tbdesusenpaifamicon
>>86256514>>86256539>>86256556>>86256650i'd invite posses over to have dinner together : )>>86256551it was surprisingly nicei usually dont like talking to people>>86256561a chicken with veggies and breadplus squash soup and rice>bakewait, who said i baked anything... psychicposs...
i kinda want one of those life-size sex toy torsos that are firm with posable plastic bones to cuddle withand sex also
>>86256707no. its the fault of your environment around you
>>86256707same>>86256711i'd go but i'd disappear after
>>86256725thank you enabler-san i will never change i am perfect i am great *throws myself off a building thinking i can fly and explodes into tf2 giblets and confetti*
i wan to fall asleep and just not wake up
>>86256755you will never be perfect because the environment adapts faster than you. your only hope is to survive until utopia
I added a shoogle of mustard powder to my usual savory french toast recipe and it turned out really nice
you ever see those guys on twitter who just piss on everythinglike even on their monitors and stuff
>>86257031yeah i can't enjoy them
>>86257120he is so cute here
should i ramble about how much i want to kill myself in my sleeping boyfriend's dms or should i just sob and cry in bed until i pass out
>>86257157save it until tomorrow
>>86257157would he want you to wake him so you don't suffer alonedo you have others you can confide in
>>86257209>would he want you to wake him so you don't suffer alonemaybe>do you have others you can confide inno>>86257192i'll just save it for tomorrowi hope it passes but it never really passes anymore
>>86257157i'd wake him honestlyif i were him i'd rather have a bad night's sleep than know my loved one was suffering alone
home from halloween partying had a fun time got gifted bracelets and gave away all my clown noses
>>86257157niggas be having boyfriends and still wanting to kill themselves
>>86257439yeah
>>86257439because their problem isnt lack of a boyfriend they need to look deep within themselves to find out what it is
>>86257192https://x.com/plusgifti/status/2116501461362421776?a=DNKHZ_ABeayL2w_E_yE&s=46
>>86257120im just wondering what they do with them after. maybe they have old disposable monitors for pissing on. or maybe they just live with the smell of piss forever. i guess that would be part of the fetish
>>86257423yay possy returns!!! im glad it was so fun i was there in spirit getting a little drunk and being ubered home after my thoughts of wanting to sniff boys were too great
>>86257497>maybe they just live with the smell of piss foreverthat would get real annoying after a while
>>86257564that's what im saying, i dont get it. i live with my sister and her cat in a place with carpeted stairs and the scent of piss is rampant and disgusting because the cat won't stop pissing on them. i cant understand how anybody would like piss in any way. especially all over your electronics.
>>86257504thank you for being spiritually present poss it was a fun time there were more than 1 furries there but i did not muster up the courage to compliment their suits also there was another mad hatter there who had an awesome outfit and 1up'd me by having a teacup he was drinking out of but later in the night he tapped me on the shoulder and sadly showed me that he broke it and it was mostly shattered and we both took off our hats and gave it a moment of silence
>>86257872whoa!!! if i was there i totally would have broken the ice for you and asked about their suits and made a fool of myself probably which would have made you look better by comparison! also it seems like you made the right call not bringing a teacup, cool though it was. props are fun but you have to spend the whole night trying not to break them or leave them somewhere… at least you honored it properly. (i would have brought you a little box of actual tea bags and when you asked me where the water was or how you were supposed to brew them i would have said ive never seen a mad hatter without a teapot or something cringe like that)
my nuts ack aches
>>86257120he's so:3
>>86258562you too
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