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    Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions

    GoatMILF Edition

    Previous: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85683785/
    https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/caption/type/op/

    >Thread question(s)
    If you could have any character from a horror movie as your girlfriend/boyfriend, who would you pick?

    >Thread prompt
    A sexy monstergirl mistakes (You) as a monster because of your Halloween costume.

    >Directory of captioners
    https://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a

    >Boorus
    https://joi.booru.org
    https://captions.booru.org
    These sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.

    >Basic caption creation guides
    https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL

    >Capper (free caption making software)
    https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper

    >Discord servers
    The Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz
    /d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4Juf
    Let's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92
    The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246
    The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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    Nefarious New Requests go here!
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    Rampaging Returning Requests go here!
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    Get ghoulish typesetting help by replying to this anchor with your sinister caption scripts!
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    And Dastardly Deliveries go here! How horrifying!
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    >>86076685
    Not a request for a cap, but a request for an image plus some additional backstory.

    I want to write another oyakodon caption. I'm open to a lot of stuff but I like variety. I wrote pic related for reference.
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    >>86076727
    New Halloween caption!
    >"Halloween" decorations, "Halloween" candy, "Halloween" costumes... Halloween is so COMMERCIAL these days! You even hear people walking around saying "Merry Spooky Month" instead of "Happy Halloween", like SATAN INTENDED. People seem to have completely forgotten the reason for the season! I say it's high time we put the "Hell" back in "Halloween", and this witch agrees with me!

    This is a rare example of a story where I came up with the concept first and had to hunt down an image that would work for it. I was happy to luck into this fitting image of an elf with "resting witch face".
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    >>86078321
    cute
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    >>86076695
    You went to the beach for some fun in the sun, but that immediately got pushed to the back of your mind when you spotted the short and stacked villain, Mary Dahl. After finally catching you oogling her Mary's eyes take a one way trip to your groin as she notices you're so hyper focused on her body you haven't even bothered to hide the outrageously big bulge in your swim trunks.
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    >>86076685
    >>86077516
    (You) are in love with either Lillie or her mother Lusamine. Too embarrassed to ask her to her face, you instead write her a love letter, praising her "beautiful long blonde hair", her "gorgeous green eyes" and her "kind, loving personality", and ask her to meet you on the beach if she wants to be your girlfriend.
    However, the letter is discovered by both mother and daughter, and due to your vagueness, neither can agree which of them the letter was actually intended for. Unbeknownst to you, they come to a compromise...
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    Ah good, a thread is up just before I pass out.
    Please, do survive till I bump thee in the morn!

    >>86078321
    >"It's like doing battle with a shaved werewolf."
    That sounds like it would be terrifying for me and traumatizing for the werewolf.
    Like, sure, lycanthropy makes one unmaturally naturally powerful, clothes are nothing to such a creature... but then you take their fur off, and that woof is going to feel UNBEARABLY NAKED - and that's VERY different from just being REGULAR NUDE. At least normal humans get to be a relatively stable amount of naked their whole lives!

    Oh, and very cute cap. I want to cheer up moody elves by listening to magical theory.
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    >>86076685
    Ruby agreed with Sapphire to let a man in their bed to spice up their sex life under the impression this would be a one time thing. Ruby was not prepared for the specimen of a man her wife invited home.
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    >>86076685
    Goonercap time
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    >Updates
    Three new scripts since the last thread. All three were first drafts.

    The first one was a fairly old project. I did the image editing for it in June of last year, but never actually managed to figure out what the story should look like until now. The script turned out very tight and succinct for a first draft, so I'm feeling good about it.

    The second and third were both brand new, and with both of them I wasn't sure how to approach them until it came to me in a flash.
    I was so positive about the second one when I wrote it that for a while I was considering expanding it to three pages and totally changing the concept with each page, but I decided the story was unique and fun as it stood and that it was better to not go too crazy. A short, focused story is a lot better than a long unfocused one in my mind.
    The third one I'm happy with overall, but I'm considering adding in an extra paragraph or two of lewdness somewhere during the editing process.
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    My new genderswap caption from late last thread, for people who missed it.
    You are also allowed to read it again if you didn't miss it, and that's okay too.
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    Scary bump.
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    10
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    Repostan from previous thread,
    "Twilight and Wisdom in Worship"
    I do love me a Midna, and Zelda is good too.
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    >>86076695
    Any time, any place, any cosplay, any roleplay, any fetish, any woman. It all can be yours as your other mother promised and all you have to do is just have some buttons sewn into your eyes. To sweeten the deal, the first few times are free.
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    >>86076695
    A Boo is looking around for their princess only to stumble onto her getting railed by the person that has been wandering around the hounted mansion. All those ghostly wails wasn't terror, it was pleasure as her moans can be heard throughout the area.
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    >>86076695
    Her body has only become more desriable over the years and she still deems the month of scares to also be the month of sex. This anniversary she has a little surprise to go along with her agic 8 ball. The 8 ball commands you to ravish her and her new piercing (to bad she was to scared to get real ones for now). But regardless, you will do as the 8 ball commands and have some fun with your wife.
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    Emergency bump!
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    >>86076727
    A request from last thread. I went a bit off-script.
    Let me know your thoughts!
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    Repostin' from last thread,
    "Mei BWC Addict 3"
    Doesn't get much simpler a premise than that.
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    >>86089649
    I think you mixed your cap titles up there buddy.
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    >>86089131
    a caption with BE is always good, I saw that request, your script is better
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    >>86089711
    Ah bugger, I did.
    That one's "Trick and Treat", and THIS is the aforementioned cap titled in >>86089649.

    Don't save this as just numbers and try to post fast, kids.
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    >>86089755
    Someone liked my cap enough to repost it! What an ego boost! I'm gonna have to leave a couple of friend groups now that I'm famous.

    Here have another one. Sadly not Mei related, but thankfully Nui related!
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    >>86076695
    Private lesson with Miss Mordaut goes awry after a slight mishap during an alchemy lesson prior to yours.
    Despite her barely repressed lust she still holds the demeanor of a cold hag who has enough of this job, and even threatens to give you a failing grade if you manage to knock her up either on purpose or by accident.
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    >>86089780
    >Someone liked my cap enough to repost it!
    Deliveries are always good to repost if I'm going through the previous thread, might as well keep them around for an extra thread you know?

    >I'm gonna have to leave a couple of friend groups now that I'm famous.
    I'm sure your previous friends will understand, the burden of fame is gravely tiring.

    Also Nui a cute, though I personally prefer the sharp-tooth tennis girl, Omiko. Also I prefer my Bad Ending Sex Hell to only be a personal apocalypse and not a whole-planet hell... but sometimes sacrifices need to be made.

    Also also, that one a new cap or just one I've not seen before?
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    >>86089131
    The writing style you used here reads awkwardly to me. The text doesn't flow very naturally.
    I also felt that the story spent a lot of time on the build-up leading to breast expansion, while as a reader I was more interested in the expansion itself and would've liked to linger more on that and the aftermath, and perhaps more on the breast massaging scene.
    In terms of typesetting, the font you chose is nice and legible, but I think it would benefit from a thicker outline.
    For image editing, there's some odd vertical smear just outside of the text box that partially covers Maomao's body. I think you could fix this by pasting another copy of the original image on top, and perhaps shifting the text boxes slightly inward or widening their border.

    I know this is a lot of criticism I'm dumping on you all at once, so I'd like to be clear and say that I think you've written a fundamentally good story here. I'm just pointing out the areas I would suggest focusing on if you want to polish it further.

    Here are a few things I caught during proofreading:

    >Simple typos
    (The first quotation mark)
    ... What?
    Of coures, these were spread
    largest set of breasts ever witnesed
    Pairing never mentioned

    >I suggest changing comma to semicolon
    but I've ignored their gossiping, I won't be helping them
    she touched her turgid nipple, they were extremely sensitive

    >Grammar
    Aside from that they took Fenugreek and Fennel seed
    But, Emperor's words are law. And, it would
    Maybe Madam's saggy bits enough to do so,
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    >>86076695
    This cocky imp gets the treat of getting paid to be fucked by all the fat demon cocks around her, but she'll get tricked into becoming a single mother due to being too horny to read the contract thoroughly.
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    >>86076695
    Your bitch of a boss had it enough with (you) falling short of the quarterly quota, her new "motivation" technique now relies on teasing the hell out of (you). Promising anything from letting you rub one out in her sweaty armpits, shoot a steaming load in between her tits and having her carry it all day to wild weekends of passonate rutting. As lazy as you are you have to admit you're not immune to propaganda... especially if it comes straight out of the mouth of a smoking sexy dino.
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    Reee-post from the previous thread,
    "Looks can be deceiving"
    A teaser with a link to the full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58137565/chapters/252145751
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    >>86090330
    Damn I didn't think anyone would remember her over Nui and Nonon! What taste you have.

    Also it's kinda new. I debuted it in the most recent Defeated Hero General but I wrote it like a couple days ago.

    Speaking of reposts, I made this one about half a year ago in a very misogynist mood.
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    >>86092246
    now i return to my year long sleep for the next entry
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    >>86076695
    Slappy Squirrel teases you until you rail her fat toon ass
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    >>86084824
    Would.
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    >>86095389
    Hopefully it won't be that long, but I can't make any promises, either...
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    >>86076727
    New diet cap.
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    >>86076695
    A new battle school had gotten attention recently, and with the Champion Cynthia unquestioningly supporting it after getting a 'private lesson', Hilda and Rosa had to find out for themselves just what the regimen was like. As Cynthia welcomes them and sizes them up for service- I mean battle gear, they start to have doubts and some questions. But Cynthia reassures them Master- I mean Sensei, will make everything clear once they step into the "Training room".
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    Re-postan,
    "Shop til you drop"
    Another teaser with a link to the full story, https://archiveofourown.org/works/56300074/chapters/143037412
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    And another repost of something that was at least replying to the anchor, so probably a new thing?
    Anyway, had just "06-OCT-2026.png" as the filename, but it's some Malfoid.
    ... Is that trend still going on?
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    >>86076695
    In the boiling isles there isn't a more valuable and potent magical ingredients than the sperm of a virgin human male. Which is why the dastardly GILF witches Eda and Lilith have abducted you to be their sperm bank. The witches put on a show to help you pump out as much seed as possible but upon seeing your big young cock these cougars might struggle to resist taking your virginity.
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    >>86103378
    And for my next magic trick, I'll make the caption vanish, and then suddenly reappear!
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    >>86077516
    Something similar
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    >>86077516
    And them pregnant
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    >>86106180
    Thank you kindly, I was posting while getting into bed. I truly am stoopid.
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    And with less sleepy retardation,
    Repost of another,
    "Crest 1"
    Sometimes, losing is winning.
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    >>86108192
    And the sequel,
    "Crest 2"
    Pray that your owner is a merciful one, and likes you for more than just your cock.
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    Cheerleader bump.

    >>86092392
    >I didn't think anyone would remember her over Nui and Nonon!
    I like the funky teeth, and she's a sporty lady which I like a lot! Plus it's been ages since I watched anything KLK, so I only remember bits of it.

    >I made this one about half a year ago in a very misogynist mood.
    For what it's worth, this is a healthier outlet for such a mood than some others I've seen. At least she's taken down via another woman, and not some... vague construct of staying in the kitchen or something.
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    >>86091247
    You don't have to worry, I much prefer constructive criticism than some vague notes, and you're rasing valid points here, some that I can agree with.
    I get your point on the build up about expansion, though I based it mostly on the request, that was also a lot of prelude to then only mention growth and "oh no" at the end. So I tried to build it in similar way, as the "herbal-based" expansion, that produces results overnight, didn't feel like one for extended description of the growth. Though maybe I could make a variant with shorter build-up and more with maybe Maomao sitting mortified as Jinshi's grilling her.
    Thicker outline for the font, valid point.
    The vertical error wasn't there in PS, I guess it got generated during export. I'll send a fixed version near evening. I actually made the background with "fill contextually" and then blurred it, and then added it on top of the original image to have it blend with the picture, O guess the gradual transparency is the culprit.
    Also, thank you for proofreading! I'm not a native, some error always slip past my view, and some I'm not aware of from just the fact different langauges handle grammar differently and I think something's fine, while it's not.
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    >>86076695
    Rarity is a blabbermouth who quickly informed her friends that she noticed something of substantial length and girth hidden in Anon's jeans when she was taking his measurements and now the elements of harmony are competing for who's ass Anon is gonna choose to pleasure his large human phallus
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    Fagbump.
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    Cyberbump because of that game getting updates and more show.
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    >>86097406
    Loves puns?
    Looks great in fishnets?
    Wants some semi-risky exhibitionism?
    Goodness gracious, I thought we were getting Halloween and not Christmas - this lady is ticking ALL my boxes for a perfect present
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    >>86109654
    >I'm not a native, some error always slip past my view, and some I'm not aware of from just the fact different langauges handle grammar differently and I think something's fine, while it's not.
    I totally get that. I'm bilingual myself, and every time I try to write anything in Japanese, there are so many things I think are fine that are wrong, and even when I'm right I don't have any confidence that I am.
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    >>86112634
    You and me both, brother.
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    10 bump cheerleader rump.
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    >>86076685
    Affectionate aftercare cuddles with Zoey and Mira after (You) caught their eye as you worked your lowly hotel houseman job, leading to an invitation to their room and now the beautiful sight of them leaking with your seed. You weren't even all that familiar with K-Pop in the first place, though perhaps that saved you from being a stuttering mess with them. The two of them praise you for your performance, tease you with the amount of hate you'd get from their fans as the mystery father that knocked up two of Korea's most famous idols, and start getting you ready for another round - your boss would have to wait.
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    >>86106569
    >>86106580
    Any particular idea of the scenario or phrase said between them?
    >>86080234
    Cute. Might do this as the guy himself not knowing who he had a crush on either. something like he admired them from a far, but they do similar jobs and from a distance they look a like, or he couldn't recall how tall or thick they were. Not sure if my idea for them will be as seamless to write as the tiger one.
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    >>86122843
    NTA but on the tigers: svelte one is Flora from the webcomic TwoKinds, and is canonically pregnant with a human's child. This is extremely rare in-universe.
    The older tiger I think isn't a real character, but a fan design for Flora's mother.
    Probably no need to stick to established characteristics in any cap.

    Off top of my head, scenario idea for the first pic: tittyenvy tiger angry at her mother being so great at seducing a guy while she's barely able to strike a conversation... but has to keep it in to not ruin it for both of them.
    And second scenario could be the first-time-mother being rather fine with the situation, even if she's not about to have her mother's figure quite yet. Something something, "I can just leave the milking to you".
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    >>86121484
    Do not give this gobbo youth potions, she will do unspeakable things to the male population
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    >>86128716
    Sex with a pro athlete has to be fucking intense. Especially during a competitive event.
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    >>86117924
    more fluff
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    Greetings, anons.

    It's been awhile since I've lurked trash and for the last month (if I recall...) I haven't seen any of these threads at all.

    What has happened? I've been to the sites and the last post/captions uploaded dated from both the sites was at late 2024 and around June 2026.

    Hope nothing bad happened...
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    >>86115015
    Bnnuy
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    >>86076695
    Requesting cute cap of an adult (mentally) Flandre courting/proposing anon the ol fashioned vampire way, blame Eirin new gummy drug or something
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    >>86131867
    We switched over to a new schedule where when the thread dies, we wait until Friday to create a new one.
    If the sites you're talking about are the boorus, they've been broken for years.
    The threads themselves are doing well, we've been hitting bump limit a lot more consistently lately.
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    >>86131867
    Like >>86133546 said, those boorus have been dead for years by this point. Dead admin email, no making new accounts, and making new boorus is far FAR harder.
    So yeah, not getting any real uploads there for good reason.

    As for these threads?
    Generally, interest is just down from what it once was, and we have less active cappers than before.

    Still, these threads live decently healthily - on slow bump support, but new stuff comes in, and people have conversations about caps, ideas, art attached to either, etc. So I'm happy.
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    >>86122843
    I haven't really thought about a scenario. You asked for more pics and I just so happened to have a similar twokinds image.

    How about this: since the first one had the daughter sharing her boyfriend, the tiger one could be the mother sharing. it feels like most oyakodon is the daughter sharing. let the mother share her younger lover. mother knows best, after all
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    >>86076685
    You are overjoyed to get a Vulpix as a Christmas gift. You just....didn't expect it to be male and to be so well-endowed. You excuse yourself to go "spend quality time" with your new Pokemon, but use that as an excuse to suck him off and make your new Pokemon a sex addict.
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    >>86136714
    Nice, cause I was thinking the exact same thing. My idea is that mom's BF is a younger guy around daughter's age. Will (hopefully) be working on either cap later on in the week.
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    >>86091247
    >>86109654

    Well then, I went over the text with your notes, also double-checked it for any other issues, so it might be a bit better.
    I'm not sure what's the issue with "what?" though, so I left it at that.

    Also visual updates. Hope it's better!
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    Bnuy bump
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    >>86076695
    >Looking for a gift for the missus, buddy? I got what you need!
    or
    >Hey lady! Need something to surprise the ol' ball-and-chain at home? Check THIS out!
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    >>86139695
    I will fix the Viera population crisis
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    >>86081099
    >Oh, and very cute cap. I want to cheer up moody elves by listening to magical theory.
    After all, the easiest way to an autist's heart is to let them gush about their topic of choice and to show genuine interest in it and them. Once you prove they're not a bother to you and that they don't have to mask around you, you're home free.
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    >>86142523
    "Me and the baddie I pulled by being autistic" is a meme for a reason.
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    >>86139863
    >I'm not sure what's the issue with "what?" though, so I left it at that.
    In modern American English, you generally don't put a space between an ellipsis and the word following it.
    Here's an example from Fahrenheit 451 of the most common current American usage.
    The ellipsis is a fairly contentious punctuation mark and every modern style guide recommends something different, so what you did isn't strictly grammatically incorrect, and you can just think of omitting the space as merely a suggestion on my part.

    The image looks a lot cleaner now, and the thicker outlines make it much easier to read without zooming in, especially at the bottom left.
    Some of the quotation marks still appear to be upside down in the first and second-to-last paragraphs.
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    >>86137527
    >My vampire girlfriend's face when I start talking about Christmas and it isn't even Halloween yet
    >>
    Two new scripts since my last update. Both first drafts.

    Script #1 turned out rather dry and clinical. That was more or less the concept, but now that it's finished, I'm not sure if it was a particularly good concept. I have plenty of scripts saved up, so I suppose I have lots of time to decide how I feel about it.

    Script #2 ended up longer than I was intending, but there's really no way to make it any shorter without ruining it. I'm rather fond of it, so I'll probably expand it to two pages if I just can't fit it in one.

    I'm considering typesetting a short mini-cap before my final Halloween cap, depending on how much free time I have. The Halloween cap I'm planning on publishing the night Friday the 30th, so you guys can read it anywhere you like in your Halloween schedule.
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    Anyone with favorite RoteDisaster audios? I got hooked after hearing her "Savior" one.
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    Buttstuff bump.

    >>86148156
    That's definitely something I need to check later, never been too into audio-JOIs... but I've had a few good ones, just can't remember the names.
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    >>86076695
    Fifi la Fume is at first annoyed with you for "tricking" her into taking a shower to get rid of her natural stink, but quickly warms up to your touch as she can’t stay mad at her chérie, blowing you and then drying your dick off with a fluffy titfuck.
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    >>86076695
    You make sure every year you visit the Belcher house to see what Linda has decided to wear she always has the funniest or cutest costumes. Contrary to funny or cute (still kind of cute) Linda is wearing a costume that shows off her MILFy curves and your costume lacks the ability to hide your hardening absurdly large cock.
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    >>86153107
    Yanderes are cringe.
    ... Unless I'm in the mood where mad, dangerous, violent possessiveness is hot.
    Sometimes one just wants someone to really, REALLY want to be with them.
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    >>86108866
    I want more captions about giving cheerleaders bumps.
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    >>86076727
    New Megami Tensei caption! It's a mini-cap, both in terms of length and subject matter. No spoilers for any games in the series if you're worried about that.

    Let me know how interested you guys are in more mini-caps like this.
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    >>86158792
    I am aroused
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    >>86152328
    You have such abysmally shit taste and you should just give up on this now.
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    >>86165644
    You can't trick me you actually want this one made so you're posting an angry response hoping someone will do it out of spite
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    >>86160533
    Cute! Every adventurer needs a fairy companion, and one that also works as a self-cleaning, self-lubing, self-heating cocksleeve is an ever more of a no-brainer choice!

    And I'm generally in favor of minicaps like this one; it's got enough substance to not just be a "whoa, look at my tits wow, cum?" kind of thing, so my standards are very much cleared.
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    >>86137659
    awsome
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    >>86168232
    I cannot read Vector's lines in any other voice than the Shadow '05 "GET TO THE COMPUTER ROOM!" delivery.
    ... Also, got the continuation of that?
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    Burp
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    >>86171380
    oh, sorry. i forgot it was a 'teaser' cap. heres the story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47882794?view_adult=true
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    Derp
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    >>86180644
    Many thank. Thought it was a Hoss story, so I looked in the wrong place.
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    >>86169430
    Is this one new?
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    >>86160533
    The beginning of Demifiend's fall to demonhood
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    >>86076727
    Happy Halloween, everyone! One more cap for the season to come.
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    >>86183244
    Identical to the other one except, WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE!?
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    >>86182821
    The problem with most cute demons is that they’ll usually just ask you for a chakra drop, a piece of your life force, and all of your cash and they still won’t give you head.
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    >>86184565
    I want to knock up this elf
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    >>86185527
    You need to play some eraMegaten.
    Having sex with your demons isn't just possible; it's a gameplay mechanic!
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    I spent a little time typesetting my Halloween caption and then became very tired.
    It's maybe ~15% typeset. I should be on pace to finish it on schedule.
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    >>86076685
    I don't have an image lined up for this, but I like the idea of a Krusie caption about the bathhouse scene from chapter 5 where,
    >Kris, did you ever... like anybody?
    >Yeah...
    >Hey don't be embarrassed. It's cool.
    >...Can't even imagine what your, uh, type is, though.
    >Human, or monster?
    > (You) <3 (...)
    > <3(You) (...)
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    >>86189923
    Cute captions are really nice. Could go lewd with it too, if one wants, but that's partly up to the art one would use.
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    the only joi video i ever really liked was this one hour long facesitting breathplay video, but it seems like it was scrubbed off the internet. does anyone know the one im talking about? i assume HOUR LONG ones are relatively rare lol.

    if you know it tysm
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    >>86076685
    Your friends slutty aunt is about get knocked up after she seduced into fucking her
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    My Halloween cap is now about 60% typeset.
    Doing all these Halloween captions this year has been fun. I'm still not sure if I want to do anything super special for Christmas or Valentines yet.
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    >>86209229
    Don’t let Daisy see you kissing other girls, Luigi.
    Or do. She might be cool with that. Idk.
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    >>86076685
    You've broken into an old abandoned theater on a ghost hunt for halloween and to spend the night. Little do you know it's actually haunted by the spirit of a long dead actress who's excited to finally try out some new and weird stuff she's been fantasizing about for near 100 years or so.

    (I'm just after some good old fashioned lewd fun really. not so much waifuing or giant text blocks, but if you're inclined I'm down regardless I suppose.)
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    >>86213186
    Fell asleep again before posting part 2, whoops.
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    >>86076685
    Took a trip to a newly revolutionised nation, majority anthro, and spotted a bun putting this poster on the wall.
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    >>86216369
    +1 for getting "educated" by a very enthusiastic believer in the system.

    >>86218154
    I think I need a woman needs to be roughly 70% this blunt about her interest in me for me to catch a hint. Going full 100% may be necessary.
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    >>86076685
    Bored and browsing youtube you ended up on a video of some nerd explaining something by a mathmatician you had never heard of. You mangled the german/swedish/whatever the mans name was and suddenly you fell ass first multiple feet into the bedroom of some horny teenage bird demon.
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    >>86222330
    fixed the text on the arm, +choker alt
    Who knew demons could have human fetishes?
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    >>86222330
    >>86222907
    Based, +1 for alarmingly horny demon birds surprising (You)r cock after accidentally mispronouncing a totally normal Franco-Germanic-Anglican-Gaelic family name.
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    >>86210654
    How's the vodka business mr. Aykroyd?
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    >>86076695
    Based off the Sailor Moon episode where the girls argue why they should play Snow White in a play.

    Makoto makes a hell of a case as to why she should play Snow White with her funbags ready to pop out of her clothes.
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    >>86227747
    Any and all depictions of Doomguy as a dork give me life, and this one in particular is very pleasantly absurd.
    Why is Mr. Doomguy such a fan of Cooking Mama? Because it's cute.
    Why is Daisy so bloodthirsty, so very vengeful? That's just how bunnies are to be honest.
    Do I re-read the whole cap every time it's posted? In all honestly no, I glean through it and grab some bits into my attention.
    This time I wondered "Why would Cooking Mama be relevant to Doomguy when the Cooking Mama series started and ended between Doom games?" but actually there's been CM games have come out every few years, AND there was a controversy over one in 2020 (Cooking Mama: Cookstar) being published without the proper licences! That's wild!

    Anyway 8 bump.
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    >>86076727
    Happy Halloween! Here's hoping this seasonal Super Mario/Smash Bros. caption helps you enjoy the holiday, however you're celebrating it.
    >It's Halloween night at the Smash Mansion, and once again, the big costume party is being ran by your girlfriend, Rosalina! You've been helping her and her little Luma plan out the party for weeks, but when you arrive for the big night, neither of them are anywhere to be found! Instead, taking their place is an adorable little ghost, and a strange, sexy witch! (Oh no!)

    I'm not sure what it is about witches that I love so much. Is it the big hats? Is it the talking in rhymes? Is it the implication that they're just as sinful between the bedknobs as they are on the broomstick? It's probably all of the above.
    The "galactic" text was an innovation I came up with while typesetting this caption. I'm quite excited to abuse the technique in my future work. It's neat that I'm still learning new things, even after so many caps.
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    >>86076685
    M "No, no, no, come on, I'm here for someone, i'm not doing anything wrong!"
    P "Miss, if you continue to resist I am going to taze you."
    "M I'm going! But, you've got my hands, and you're in the way of my tail and my tits kinda pull me off balance..."
    R *ssssslllluuurrrrppp* "Miss Mink, I remember you, from last tuesday."
    M "What?"
    P "previous run-in?"
    R "Yeah, last tuesday, you were over there, wearing a sports bra and - you said it was 'Public Yoga' you were doing."
    M "They said it was fine..."
    R "You were only wearing a sports bra, the pants were actually painted on."
    P "Disney Christ."
    M "I'm really wearing pants today, see? Button, zipper, everything!"
    P "You were propositioning the Human Men's Athletic Club, in violation of a standing "No carnal contact" order."
    R: "This is a repeat offense Minnie you're goin-"
    M "Minerva. Don't call my Minnie."
    R: "Miss Mink, this is a repeat offense, they're going to throw your perfectly toned ass in horny jail."
    M: "Nooooo - ach, i'm getting in the car- don't push!"
    P: "You need to find a stable partner and stop tring to throw yourself at these humans."
    M: "Nooo... I just need to have a little human fun- wait, wait wait, hold on, i have a partner! I have a partner! There he is! Him! Anon! ANON! ANON! COME TELL THE NICE POLICE I'M HERE FOR YOU!"

    Oh, well, she saw you. You do know Minerva, live in the same building, rode the elevator with her a few times, spoke every time... and now it looks like she's in some kind of deep, deep legal trouble... Do you pretend to not know her and just start walking away?
    ...
    nope. you're going to at least see if you can help spare a neighbor from a bunch of legal expenses and incarceration problems. Just got to find out what's going on by talking to the nice policewomen.
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    >>86230349
    Sweet girls playing """evil""", my beloved...

    I really like the picture of odd but very functional domestic life you've painted here for the Mario universe, and it's right cute.

    Happy spooky Halloween! Have candy, do something bad (but not too bad!) and something scary!
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    >>86229357
    "Get hypnotized by catgirl Iori" was definitely not on my bingo card for this Halloween.
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    happy halloween!
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    >>86076685
    Slutty goblin whore gets the "treat" of being a single mother with no idea of the father after a gym gangbang.
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    >>86076727
    New thing, last cap for Halloween.
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    >>86198550
    is this part of a set? feels like it continues off of where an earlier cap left off
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    >>86243581
    the more holiday caps, the merrier!
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    big time shoutout to whoever did that role reversal caption last thread
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    >>86244755
    Assuming you mean the OP with nerdy-braces-girl, glad you liked it!
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    Happy Halloween I am drunk and tired.
    Treat yourself to something nice and a good wank.
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    >>86247561
    Since Ao3 is down for the month: https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/HossM/79044/Worth-wait
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    >>86250327
    Trade: hell for wife. worth it
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    Someone did a vo of this too. These threads have had some wonderful things in them. Thank you all.
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    >>86252682
    Oo, you happen to have a link? I am curious as to what kind of delivery that'd get.
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    >>86247189
    Yeah that’s the one, it was super good, damn do i wish there were more in that sorta vibe
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    >>86183244
    >>86183261
    Ourple is superior here, even if the difference is subtle.
    I am genuinely amused by half of the cap being about the womb tattoo and how it isn't some tramp stamp nor a succubus curse but instead a mark of WHOLESOME TRUE LOVE. Really putting a twist on the established formula with that.

    Hex is Sex. More of her is always good.
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    >>86258936
    A refresher of sorts for the BRANDED(tm) universe since I haven't done anything with it in a while, but would like to in the nearish future.

    >>86257900
    There's a sequel of sorts planned. Hopefully it can deliver a bit too.
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    >desperately clawing through the joi boru because pent up and ao3 is dead
    Ffs, chat what do i do
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