Does your wife approve of their taste?
I can't have children.I have a condition where whenever I ejaculate, there is never a woman in the same room.
>>11929435Toy related, I'm reminded of this pastor's kid I know. He's a stunted miserable idiot who's like 13 now, they won't even let him cut his own food. They took almost all his video games away because they said Minecraft was Satanic, they gave away his stuffed animals because something something idolatry, and the dad personally destroyed anything that made sounds because it annoyed him. The kid spends all day riding around town alone on an electric bike with a vacant look on his face and won't even look at you if you see him. Funny part is the pastor is the most pathetic wannabe big shot macho man who's constantly complaining in church that his family is weak and retarded while he himself grifts disability. I would bet money he beats both wife and son on occasion, he's rough with them even in public. It makes me kind of grateful for what I had and still have, and I hope you anons can be grateful for your permissions and material possessions too.
Once a month I visit the dumpster behind kohls and bring a boatload of toys home for my child. He has a youtube channel where he smashes them with hammers, burns them, throws them off the roof, asks the neighbors to run them over, etc.We split the money 50/50. It's a good business, but it's also wearing on my soul, considering I've caught him masturbating to images of the broken toys numerous times now. I looked at his unlocked laptop when while he was napping on the couch one time, and he has hundreds of folders, the hierarchy being what species of toy (animal, robot, little girl doll, car) and subfolders are how they "went" (squashed, burned, amputation of the arms or legs). These werent just screencaps of the videos, he actually does intricate photoshoots with the remains of these toys.
>>11929674Prostitutes>>11929683Tiny peens were the gods retribution on men for failing to worship them with proper deference>>11929710>also wearing on my soul, considering I've caught him masturbating to images of the broken toys numerous times now.You girls write the best fanfiction I would love to subscribe to your Wattpad account to get the really good shit that can't be posted here, since /toys/ is a blue board
>>11929674Ha.>>11930417>ProstitutesAND PUT HER OUT OF A JOB!? You're cruel!
>>11930895>PUT HER OUT OF A JOBNot to get her pregnant, silly.Just to get himself used to fapping while an actual biological female was in the same space.
>>11929683>They took almost all his video games away because they said Minecraft was Satanic, they gave away his stuffed animals because something something idolatry, and the dad personally destroyed anything that made sounds because it annoyed him.The child in question
>>11929435My kids are two. They play with rubber blocks, dinosaurs, baby shark figures, those wooden match puzzles, little people cars, bouncy balls, stuffed animals they've had their whole lives, books, little electronic doodads. That kind of stuff.
>>11929435Kids will play with anything. Kids with vivid imaginations (which is most of them until they are beaten down by their peers in grade school or are beaten down by the mono culture force fed) will be happy with anything that gives them a lot of space to play. It's why drawing and crayons and the like are so popular but once junior high and high school come around and you are supposed to color in the lines and an apple still life is supposed to look like an apple on a bowl in a table that you get that beat of you and kids decide that they have "no talent" and never pick up a pencil, paintbrush, marker, etc. ever again.Kids don't learn to like or ASK for a particular toy until they get to a school and see other kids with crap and are taught envy and lust and greed.
>>11931496You ok anon?