THE GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES ARE WNBA CHAMPIONSBASKETBALL>>158236144
I don't wanna see any more Clark and Reese comparisons ever again
atl locker room implosion incoming
Fuck that nigger Angel Reese
>>158440504they're about to blame the honky coach lol
lol San Francisco is so starved for a chip they’re celebrating this lmao
anime
getting word that dewanna bonner is now a valkyrie
I wish we could see some Latina centers next year.
>>158439306L aside this move was nasty as hell>>158440503she didn't even have that bad of a series all things considered but its good she didnt win this year if just to avoid all the discourse you would get between the two "fandoms" s/o the valk though amazing franchise top through bottom you would think that this might light a fire under some of these dogshit GMS/ front officies but most of them will still be garbage at scouting, developing, coaching, etc. rambling aside free agency gonna be insane
SOWAH IS A CHAMPION NOWLETS GOOOOO
BOOO CATHY ENGELBERT BOOOO
>>158440532Who even is that character?
>>158440578cute!
>>158440550Do they even make latina women that tall
Has anyone pointed out how GS has an Asian coach and the team plays in a mostly Asian city?
>>158440604levi ackerman
Is Gabby a dyke?
>>158440640
lol FCC gonna be sending fines
The Valks SINGLEHANDEDLY destroyed my entire bracket, manIt's like they have genuine plot armor. How the fuck do they magically sink threes at the right time and make other teams choke when it matters
Why aren’t the tempo or fire as good as the valks?
IT'S THE ASIANPERSUASION
I like asian women
Sex with WNBA Champion Kaitlyn Chen
who fucked the team over the most?
Gabby a beast, that was an insane 2nd half. In a series with barely any scoring
This interviewer is insanely cute right now
>>158440659she's in a relationship with marine johannes on the libs. they're madly in love with each other. both on the french national team. marine has done some of her tattoos too
>>158440709Miss 3-14, literally only had 1 decent scoring game in the entire post-season
>>158440709Angel Reese chucking threes was bad
>coach nat eliminated Paige, Aja, and Angelwewwwcold bitch
Fuck Angel Reese holy shit
the cheneral
We saw Angel Reese with those terrible reach in fouls and early shotclock threes.
kinda crazy that they let cynthia cooper do wnba media
DEWANNA BONNER HOPPED TEAMS AND LOST IN THE FINALS TWICE HAHAHHAHAthats what you get for betraying caitlin you fucking BITCH
The dream were more dominant in their wins than the Valks were in their wins. How did they lose?
yall think he votes trump?
>>158441138closetedly, yes
>>158441085dream had like 50 more free throws. not joking. refs did their best. the team who eliminated a'ja is obviously the best.
uh there is no way this general persists in the offseason right
>watched the valkyries last year at a work sponsored event>sky box>unlimited drinks and foodGuess tickets are gonna be 10x more expensive now
>>158441251We were dead last off season. Nothing has happened since to say otherwise.
>>158441085Exact same way they sold game 1>Rhyne slowing down the pace and performing like ass, 1st in minutes, 38>Angel Reese vanished, 7 attempts total, 0 in the 4thGray gets a pass since she's been playing with 8 fingersWhat baffles me is keeping Bonner and Borlase on the bench when they were playing solid and likely better than the starters
>>158441085angel didn't manifest hard enough
>Angel ReeseI don't hate her anymore, but KWAB
She may have lost the championship but she won my heart
The only reason I knew about this was because if Angel's team won it would re-ignite the Angel-Caitlin discourse. Now that can be avoided another year. Thank fuck.
the militant black angel fans were making fan fiction about kaila charles having a white boyfriend and doing racial sciece on burton and williams and boycotting general tsos because of chen and nakase. it was the most insane shit i ever seen by far the most insane fanbase i've come across in sports.
Thank God Angel choked this finals. She's way too rude to her opponents and is a ref crybaby despite the Dream massive FT advantage all series with her flopping teammate Allisha Gray. And she had terrible FG% and turnovers those last 3 games. When the Mystics got eliminated Angel was rudely waving bye after the whistle and mocking instead of showing respect and Bonner had to be a vet and shut her down.
>>158441520If she ever wins one, she'll probably start to claim she's the GOAT. She's a complete egomaniac.
>>158441404that ass need to be in porndo a collab with willow ryder
>>158441535Angel will never win a title because she's ghetto trash like the rest of those ghetto hoes. I think she'll end up being a lolcow and gets herself kicked out of the league in three years.
dirty ass dream sat on gabby's knee and flopped all fucking series and talked so much shit when they were up fuck them fuck bonner too
>>158441578>I think she'll end up being a lolcow and gets herself kicked out of the league in three years.Brother, are you retarded
lel they're mad
GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT DEATH TO THE SATANIC CITY OF ATLANTA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>158441578do you even know what a lolcow is?
>>158441578she is a lolcow already. >won the natty and decides to chase clark around the court for a minute>tried to do a "takeover your trap" stunt in Indiana and got a crowd of 5 people>talked bad about her teamates to an outside journalist in chicago despite having the lowest fg% in the league with the most attempts at the rim>got herself suspended from chicago>got herself traded>tried to ignite a racewar against sandy brondello after the tempo game and never apologized for it >spams every taunt in the book with the most garbage looking layups of all time/ does this more than every player in the league>the second she's losing she starts crying and clapping in the refs face but doesn't get technicals cause she's protectedIt's so easy to kek at everything she does she's such an attention whore and built her career trying to piggyback off this clark rivalry. she had REALLY good manners those 3 weeks in berlin with clark and then starts acting like an egomaniac the second she goes back to ATL
>>158441685also forgot>recorded herself making a cash bet with Paige over a regular season game and being stupid enough to post it>then proceeded to brag about the bet after the game>then triple downed on it and tweeted about the betkek. paige is another lolcow who acts like a 14 year old - can't decide if she wants to be a christian athlete or a gay bar stripper who immaturely goes on interviews and says she wants to fuck zendaya.
Angel Reese sucks assThis is Caitlin Clark's league
>dream have to pay Angel the EPIC extension because of their DPOY propaganda
And suddenly no one cares again. Refs pushed it hard in the 4th to make sure the expansion team won because the WNBA is desperate for investors for new teams lol. That refereeing was really obvious. They're not even skilled enough at reffing to hide their corruption.
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>>158442003Kia Stokes somehow walking away with zero fouls is funny though
>>158442003>>158442029>dangling conspiracies to distract from angel sucking ass and blowing a game 7 lead
>>158442044Why do people who didn't watch the game comment on it? The WNBA has finally made it?What does this have to do with Angel? No one mentioned her. You're just saying that because she's popular. Rhyne and Lish cost them the game today.Yes, the WNBA is rigged. I don't know how anyone can deny that after the Liberty win in 2024. I wanted Liberty to win and I admit it was rigged. This was blatantly rigged for Valkyries. No one watches the WNBA and the league was desperate to force their expansion team on us.
>>158442057>Angel? No one mentioned her.You're only here because of her and you're a little weasel blaming her teammates. You can't pretend she's a superstar and shy away from her playing like ass after being an arrogant frontrunner earlier in the series. Pic related is why nobody likes you deranged Reese fans
>>158442082You think everyone is here for Angel? You said it not me.Rhyne is treated like the franchise player by the coach, and she is to blame. The offense runs through her. They don't pass to Angel when she's wide open. Lish had a badly hurt finger, but her easy layups cost them today. Name an athlete that's not "arrogant." You just hate sports and competition.
>>158442092>They don't pass to AngelShe broke the finals turnover record. the turnover queen. she gets the ball plenty
>>158442104We don't care about turnovers anymore after Clark averages 6 per game.They refused to pass to Angel and it cost them.
>>158442044>>dangling conspiraciesI could hardly care less about ref shit. The only thing I care about is investigating Rhyne Howard for gambling.>>158442082The sooner you realize Reese superfans + casuals and Clark superfans + casuals are two cheeks of the same ass, the better. They can't help forcing victim/underdog narratives on their favorite player that has nothing to do with the sport itself.
>>158442130This loss is on Rhyne and Coach Karl who wants to force her for some reason.
>>158442130Rhyne Howard is a headcase. She freaked out on her number 1 fan on twitter during preseason for posting a gettyimage of her from media day and said "I didn't give you permission to post those." The fan deleted her account after years of Dream support. Then the Dream ran with this toxic situation and their announcer and media call Rhyne "the permission." It's this toxic cloud around that entire team that makes me hate them.
>>158440478What the fuck is with Atlanta sports teams and choking championships away ahahahahahaha most consistent fucking voodoo I've ever seen in my life
>>158442153I thought the permission shit was hilarious but it's wrong to judge her character by that. She said one stupid thing on the internet and then deleted it quick. People do way worse things.Calling her the permission is slightly making fun of her, but it also just sounds tough so they kept it. It's a good nickname.
>>158442092If I send you this, know I’m about to underperform and then blame others.
>>158442182This makes no sense. Reese dominated that game. This image is iconic. SZA posted it in her photodump lol.
>>158442177>I thought the permission shit was hilariousHow? Publicly bullying a dedicated fan as a face of the franchise and making her upset and leaving the sport is bleek. that shit is not funny at all.
>>158442196Bullying? She said "I wish people wouldn't post them before I post them." That's not bullying. Calling her permission is funny because it's teasing her for her mishap.
>>158442209Rhyne was clearly being disparaging in her message and doing it publicly under the girl's post is putting a target on her - and Rhyne is clearly in the wrong here it's fucking gettyimages. The fan posted she was upset and hurt and since has been MIA from social media. She was one of the biggest Dream pages for years. This happy go lucky permission nickname is disgusting. I believe in karma and along with this Rhyne thing, how awful Angel was acting vs her opponents all playoffs, and Dewanna Bonner switching teams mid season I truly think karma bit the dream in the ass.
>>158442138Rhyne made a life-long hater out of me, the second she leaves the Dream she'll be on my hatewatch for the rest of her career. I don't get why she gets the most minutes just to shit the bed and stay in until the entire room smells like ass.
>>158442003Lose with some dignity and grace for once buddy
I'm so ATL (get in there)I'm so ATL (get in there)I'm so ATL (get in there)
>>158442239juste my queen
>>158442239zandalasini my queen
>>158442253I really really like Ceci but I can't see her on the Valks roster next year man
>>158442239angel's "too small" is like 0.4 inches and juste jocyte's "too small" is 3 inches>>158442272That's fine. She had her moments this 'offs. Glad she's a champ now.
Paige bros...
Marty's black queen won a chip
>>158442230What did Angel do that every other player doesn't do? Too small? You know that's a COMMON celebration, right? You're just triggered because it's Angel.
>>158442320Why is this league so gay?
>>158442402watch the games. she attention whores and overly celebrates more than any other player. she's a clout chaser.
>>158442407No she doesn't.... The fuck?
>>158442405actually don't know. i did some research on the european players during the world cup and they're all gay too. it's pretty crazy. the soccer girls are all gay as well
Shes so hot bros.
>>158440478>#7 is the only fuckable onegrim
>>158442407>she attention whores and overly celebrates more than any other player? Time and time again, she's praised and glazed for the energy she brings to whatever team she's on. Same reason why she was called the emotional anchor of the Dream, and same reason why Caitlin and the coaches called her a "motor" during the FIBA run. That's just raw personality, I don't know what to tell you. It clearly raises team morale.>she's a clout chaser.?Who's clout is she chasing? She already the 2nd most known player in the league by default, so eyes are gonna be on her no matter what she does or doesn't do.
>>158442489>>158440478just made me realize>no ceci zandalasini in the graphic that's pinned on @WNBA on XI'd be so mad if I was her. she started and played more minutes than a lot of those players on the graphic
>>158442517wait I'm drunk and retarded
>>158442501anon quick question what do you think of spoopy cait >>158442445
>>158440478>Zandalasini literally at the centerWhat are americans thinking abiut her contributions? She look like the typical hard working strong bodied northern italian countryside girl, in my experience those are usually extremely horny sexual beasts, so I guess she had the stamina to win the Wnba
>>158442693She was amazing to watch. Was nice seeing her be a team player and hitting some cool shots. Nice looking jumper and fundamentals.
>>158442693>hard working strong bodied northern italian countryside girl, in my experience those are usually extremely horny sexual beasts,God I hope so. She's like 190cm tall too
>>158442707Paige is a glizzy loving larper. You know the Chensation likes the raw dog.
>>158442707reddit cultural victory
>>158442740it's halloween retard
>>158440532Maybe I'd watch the WNBA if the women were attractive and played well, but nope. They are ugly dykes and play like shit.
Thinking of her
>>158442699Thanks for sharing, nice to see. We had Belinelli or Bargnani somehow winning the Nba but they were not as important. Genuinely happy for her>>158442730Small towns in Pianura Padana and Veneto has a lot of those beautiful creatures, Fellini used to depict a lot of those women types in this movies. they just like to work and have sex
>>158442777Anon I also follow Mariella Santucci since the world cup. But it appears she just suffered a season ending injury :(
>>158442785Never hrard about her but I am more of a female volleyball/waterpolo guy.I read she is from Bologna so she falls in the same category as Zandalani, strong bodied etc
>>158442795nice. Zandalasini bodied Paige's team in the first round.
>>158442501Bro is trying to talk sense into an Angel hater. It can't be done.
>>158442138>>158442057Angel was in a bad situation in Chicago and didn't make the playoffs. She comes to Atlanta, makes the finals and all I see is Rhyne, Allisha, and Karl getting trashed as if they aren't a significant reason for the great year she had. Cool lol. I'm sure that's sustainable.
>>158440550>Latina centersdo Spaniards count? phoenix merc marta
>>158442919Lish I give a pass to because of her injury, even though I know that's not an excuse because she was perfect last game. But I'll still make the excuses.Rhyne was awful. 3 for 14 playing 38 minutes while Angel and Jordin are benched. DPOY benched while they're cooked on defense, and Jordin the only player scoring. Karl was unbelievably awful. What about his decisions do you agree with? How are you defending him? He draws up a play in the clutch for Lish who can't shoot today?Atlanta hasn't made the finals since 2013. They need Reese. Angel's stats were just as good last year. Her numbers are almost the same. She's not playing better with a better team. She's just winning because the rest of the team isn't a laughingstock anymore.
>>158442763i find lesbians attractive but im prolly not representative of the average guy
