Flames Edition >>158433055
Flames SUCK
Islanders SUCK
reffies, readycocked, locked and ready to rock
>Yeah going out on Halloween just doesn't do it for me anymore, I'd rather stay in and look at Doujins while I watch hockey
>>158438759Well shit, I'm a retard either way, because I was thinking you were talking about the Habs for some reason.
was looking for something gay to watch. usually my go to is ufc, but then saw that crosby and habs were playing.
>>158438781>avg desk height is 26">his waist is below that>based on relative height, landmarks from hip height, his height is 5'2"kwab probably cant even get past the sadpanda
>>158438785>I'm a retard either wayMaybe on planet retard.
>>158438744>>158438773Just like my penguins
that's why you should love Beck
>>158438843He fell off after odelay album
Does Bauer have no competitors? Why doesnt anyone else try to make new hockey tech
fowler stinks tonight
>Kapanen somehow gets a penaltyclassic refpucking at work
>>158438868That is not Albanian food
>>158438823crosby is a basha's pizza man. none of this tim hortons cardboard slander.
SHOOT THE PUCK*clap clap* *clap clap clap*
for me, its Neapolitan (folded)
>>158438907you cant fold ice cream
good night frens
>>158438918hey your buttcheeks are out lol they're gonna get cold!
Oilers fans are more unhinged compared to Leafs fans when it comes to naming Canucks
>>158438924I think that is just how Finns sleep.
>>158438949fuck off fag
HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158438970Who's off fag?
i havent' had a marner in 4 days. should I see a doctor?
>>158438777I like her ref costume
>>158438983you specifically are a gay butt fucking homo fag being told to fuck off
We got chicken wings at la Cage!
This goalie is ass
I tried so fart and got so hard
>>158439002Well that's downright silly.
>>158438892shit, in montreal we have a chain of shawarma joints called basha with that exact same logo, but they don't do pizza. I wonder if these 2 companies are affiliatedAlso Brazil apparently has a chain too that might be related to a similar chain in Montreal called Amir
>>158439002what happened? did an older boy steal your halloween candy?
something needs to be done about this team
>>158439006ohhh hell yeah
>>158439022Just one first overall pick in franchise history would be a good place to start off.
>>158439015yeah so stop posting ya buttfucking homo
>>158439022They could move to Houston. That might spice things up.
>>158438993bro your fiber?
>>158439040I'd never dream of doing such a thing as posting on /hoc/.
What does Tocchet means with this?https://x.com/goalfarabee86/status/2116616437712453667?a=MgvAq0WiIFpgb-KRgNg&s=20
>pongs>tesd
Imagine Anderson with the hat trick
>>158439042Do you Americans not realize that the only way the league survives is through the unconditional support of Canadian hockey fans?A 32nd place Canucks provide significantly more revenue than any "Championship" sunbelt team like the Hurricanes or Panthers.
i like ordering pizza from the chicken place nearby because the owner always calls me bossman or brotherman
fried man update on kucherov: there is no update
>>158439077I'll take that and uhhhhhhhhhh Jackeye primary assist
>>158439078most "americans" you're posting towards are underage non-white
>>158439016they are unrelated despite near identical logos and name. both opened within couple years of each other too. probably just clip art/generic design logo both chose.
>xhe still has kitties derangement syndrome
>>158439078none of that revenue goes into my pocket so i don’t care
what is the point of Garry Galley
>>158439121you're an unemployed brown tranny
all these games are SHIT
>>158439121sounds like most canadian flags from the postnational economic zone for indians and chinks
>>158439145_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>158439145>>158439160good exchange of posts
>weekend /hoc/>nothing but /pol/ and bait
>>158439143just like my highlanders
>>158439171newfag
>>158439171you're not helping posting /pol/'s favourite documentary are you
>>158439078bullshit
>>158439171you don't have to care about politics to not want pakis flooding your country
One thing we can all agree on as Hockey fans is that there's nothing like Hockey on a Saturday night!
>>158439189Pennsylvani A implies the existence of Pennsylvani B
>>158439185>>158439187>>158439194Point proven
>>158439171hockey is about hate. its not for everyone.
>>158439214Only self hate
>>158439229wouldnt know, im not a flames fan
>>158439204haha yeah
>>158439214that guy had documented schizophrenia he was based
Halloween is over. I can turn on the light now.
>>158439213i don't post on /pol/ because it's always filled with porn and jewish spam like /b/
>>158439207Well we know they don't have a Pennsylvani D
>>158439231>little kid wary of the bum while mother completely oblivious to the dangergrim reminder that women are the ruination of nations
is this really the canadian dream?
Good work today Pred bros
ron mclean sucked dick for quarters to afford his meth addiction for most of his life. must have sucked off a ceo to be allowed to spout this fucking bullshit chatgtp quotes every fucking intermission. hope he falls down a flight of stairs, breaks his hip, survives with bone spurs and lives in pain for rest of his life until maid is offered.
>>158439250
put your poppy on or else don cherry died for nothing
>>158439254
Leafs are incredible
>>158439236Pobody's nerfect
>>158439282bro thats day from now but we will
>>158439274>muh jewish fairytales
>>158439171all the best posters are out partying or trick or treating with their kids
>>158439269Only recent arrival Canadians have a problem with Ron MacLean.I bet you just can’t wait for David Amber to take over.
>>158439282That starts in November. Are you in NewFoundLand
>>158439303Well Finnbro was here, but he already went to bed.With his butt hanging out.
3 hours until the poppy goes on
>>158439320/hoc/ needs more finns and euros
>>158439304the nigger can hang over mcleans grave with the kike.
>>158439321You were supposed to wear it starting last week ACTUALLY
>>158439330Well we saw what happens when we got two Swedes. One is good. One is evil.Who knows what would happen if we got an Estonian in here!
>>158439231i dont get it
>>158439342/hoc/ needs to get the /wjc/ and /iihf/ posters to come here
>>158439171i'm planning to trannify /hoc/i started a couple days ago and will ramp it out throughout the seasonstay tuned!
>>158439342we need more Czechs
>>158439342Estonia is just Finland but worse at hockey
>>158439342There’s probably 100 Swedes here in total
>>158439368So just like Sweden
>>158437441Sorry got distracted.
For me, its Armistice Day.
*puts on poppy*
>>158439383you're the only one that posts regularly
>>158439391He meant Kippers and his bf
>>158439397Or is he?
>>158439396do americans wear poppies? or is it just canadian legion thing
>>158439391Thank you so much. I'm remoralized.
Mulder, there are no such thing as Swedes
>>158439419I've never worn a poppy
>>158439419no we just wear The Punisher tshirts and Black Rifle Coffee Co. Ones
>>158439419I think they wear those blue squares
>>158439426no true swede mohammud
NUCKS SCARR
>>158439426I'm telling you they are real, and they walk among us!
>>158439426explains why ullmark keeps disappearing
>Sasson
>laffs
a pylon is better than reilly at this point. trade him to san jose so he can apir with nurse as the worst duo in hockey
>>158439502You must construct additional pylons.
>>158439502Throw in the Colorado first round pick and you can leave Reilly to play for his hometown Canucks.
>>158439426mulder got worked by based skinner
for halloween this year i'm dressing up as somebody whose team is last place and losing to the leafs
They're crappy and their poopyThey don't know how to shooty They're also kinda fruityThe Canucks hockey team
Ghule lives!
Just happy the isles got shut out today. Durrr we live on an island, better luck next time
>>158439579give it time, the laffs will give up a goal
>>158439601It’s a peninsula
When the leafs finally win a cup is going to be epic
>>158439644The same is true for Granville “Island”.
>>158439646cricket cup? because theres no canadians left in toronto that would care about hockey.
>>158439650Cope Sutcliffe park is a flood plane and has been underwater before
>>158439670why do people eat giant globs of jizz on pizza? is it a cum guzzling frog thing?
I really really really really hope the leafs manage to fumble this one. It would be really funny.
>>158439699You jinxed it
and they said my habs were pp merchants
>>158439699i really really really hope the habs manage to fumble this one. it would be really funny.
teddy blueger the human booger
>>158439712they're pp suckers actually
uh oh reffies!
>DP World
>>158439712they get an insane number of fake penalty calls in their favour.
>>158439078Canada is dying country and your Indian replacements dont care much for the sportThe SunBelt is where the future lies
>>158439729reffies look like THAT???
>>158439735I’m Indian and my family loves hockey. My dad moved here in the 1960s
>>158439734proofs?
>>158439735sunbelt cant sell out even with $5 tickets that come with free hot dogs
>>158439746Name every single hockey player.
smell like raped bitch in here
>>158439749proof you dont suck dick? thats what i thought faggot
>Halloween on a Saturday night>no friends or gf to spend it with>my nuckies lost>not only did they lose, but they lost to the laffs>with the 4pm start time meaning I have the entire rest of the night to contemplateIt's just one of those days.
>>158439749Buffalo Sabres v. Montreal Canadians Second Round 25/26 Stanley Cup Playoffs
>>158439770Chill out Samir
>>158439785shutta yo mouth mustafa or i swear on allah ill throw my shoe at you
>>158439782Wasn't Dobes run into like 3 times in that series with no calls? Anyway post stats or you're speaking out of your ass
What team are you cheering on in bbl /hoc/?
>>158439761jimbillconnor mcdavidxhaioi think that's it
>>158439778theres no way vancouver is a real place. like its 11 pm and you are saying its 4pm. thats not real. sounds like hongcouver time.
nuckies really missing connor neckguard
>>158439807Checks out.
ole ole
SID THE YID DOES IT AGAIN
>>158439815i can still see the sun setting and hockey is already over im going to be sober before bed time now because of this 4pm start
>>158439805That was the series were Wes McCauley called off a good goal so Montreal could win and keep raking in Quebec money for Gary.
>>158439806Not sure what this is but I hope it’s Roller Derby. Roller Derby rules
olebros...
didney
>>158439857Dobes covered that and his pads were jammed
>>158439857montreal is jew stronghold for montreal mafia, saputo, etc. checks out gary the rat favors them.
Flames are going to win.
My penguins (:
>>158439879It was sitting uncovered in his fivehole then he threw a convincing enough tantrum that the refs called it off.
OT OT OT
>>158439932Nope
>>158439861Cricket in Australia
HABS WON?
>>158439895SUCK
>>158439946stop /cric/ posting and ill get >flags to stop tranny posting
>>158439933Gary's busy trick or treating tonight
five in a row>five in a rowfive in a row
1 more to surpass marcel "the fraud" dionne
were not going to the 'offs this season
>>158439985but will he pass Jagr?
>>158439986For what it is worth, it wouldn't have mattered. Flames are winning the cup regardless.
>>158439997not likely but not impossible either
>>158439986this year, nex tyear and the next 20 years. enjoy signing aged out super stars to long high value contracts "for the fans" and not even selling out.
>>158439985My Crosby (:>>158439997He’ll get to 2000 (:
the Atlantic division won a lot tonight
>>158440027Unlike my penguins and islanders
>>158440037and flames
>>158440025post your address im going to heem ya then fuck your mom
>>1584400681600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Wtf was that Rob zombie shit
>>158440079no it isnt
>>158440084Yeah huh! Come knock on the door, and I'll answer it. I still have candy how Halloween.
>>158440109wasnt talking to you
yeah I am the oneExterminating bud
>>158440121Should have thought about that beforehand.
my avies :)
>>158440132i shouldn't have to think about having to tell newfags to fuck off you're right
>>158440155Should have thought about that before hitting submit.
>>15844017518+
>>158440183>admitting to submitting to me
found himand people think this is hard??
Flames are ready to make a damn point
Can the Flames burn as bright as such an elevation?
>>158440194you need to over the age of 18 to post here
>>158440237yet here you are
Fighting is pointless winning a fight doesnt give your team more energy lol this isn’t a video game
>>158440276sounds like you were stuffed in lockers
>>158440276Let em sword fight with the sticks
>>158440197>He fell for the decoy WaldoOH HOHOHOHOHOHO
>>158440276shut the FUCK UP fag
>>158440300>>158440296>>158440295I live i reality not Don cherry vhs tapes
>>158440320nah you live on planet retard
>>158440320>claims to live in reality>has a leaf on his flag
>>158440320you lived your high school days in a locker bud
>>158440335Better than 50 jew stars tbf
>>158440338>>158440335>>158440333because players that were playing bad would just start playing good because their 4th line plug beat up a guy and vice versa?
>>158440347Maybe if you had some stars, you could win a cup.
>>158440362My Panthers are winning this year
marn me once, shame on you, marn me twice, shame on me. marn me thrice? can't get marn'd again
>>158440355*whiny nasally nerd bitch voice*but if you would look at the analytics surrounding fights
>>158440387>can't get marn'd againThis is what everyone believes. Until they get marn'd again.
>>158440388He led the canes to a cup… just saying
>>158440410I could have led the Canes to a cup when their opponents were two of the worst teams in the playoffs and a single good team that just got finished being run through a woodchipper.
fluke cup
>>158440482Wouldn't the whale dick cup automatically be Vancouver's?
garys interns sent me a decent bag of pre-rolls, bros
>>158440404many are saying this
>>158440512Marner is saying this
>>158440525dang it, marn'd again!
The NHL is now on ROBLOX. Lead your team to victory in this whimsical fast paced spin on hockey.https://www.roblox.com/games/12949951201/NHL-Blast-Hockey
>>158440543Roblox is based I still have my old account from 2007
I bet avs @ 1.4 because the flames suck
>>158439806Which one has the most white players
>>158440553flames are on a heater though
>>158440567Just like a Whopper.
>>158440567a bag of dog poop on fire
This flames game is boring as shit
>>158440566Pretty sure majority. A lot of Brahmins are playing Cricket and they are white.
my avies! :)mackinnon!
>>158439806The Oolongong Oilers
>playing the TNG theme
>>158440623Congrats you scored a goal on a goalie who played one game
>>158440647this but unironically, it's not easy to score on the F L A M E S
>>158440685Vancouver did it 6 times
TURN ON REUTERS KUCH WAS JUST TRADED TO THE HABS FOR 2 4THS AND MICHAEL HAGE
>>158440703yeah that's cuz the nuckies are elite
>>158440685They have the 10th highest GA bud
Panarin - Eichel - KucherovTkachuk - Marner - TkachukGauthier - Larkin - MarchenkoVoronkov - DuBois - McGroartyWerenski - FoxHughes - JonesHanifin - TroubaHellebuyck
>>158440785Fox should be on Team Israel
>>158440785You little slut ;D
one night onlythe gary bettman spooktacular DEATH HOCKEY exclusive event!
Flames absolutely robbed.
>>158440785>6 blue jackets
watching some movies tonight
>>158440823not skilled enough to score on those
for halloween tonight gary is dressing up as a jew
one first class ticket to a stanley cup contending team besides tampa please
>>158440884>all the owners of nhl franchises decided to dress up as jewsawkward
gary is insinuating here that they were gay before the aforementioned scaring
>>158440926But did he lie?
>>158440922dammit i knew i picked the wrong religion (abkhaz neopaganism)
>>158440951I’m a non practicing Jewish Canadian
>>158440951Did you not have any rerolls, or did you spec that intentionally?
Just got back from trick or treating and my Stars won :) what a splendid Halloween.
>>158440951like harry potter?
>>158440926They always have queer offs in the locker room
>>158440990out of rerolls, used them all on intelligence (rolled retard every single time)
how was ya'lls halloween i just worked and am drinking beers being old is gay. teenage kid is going out told him to be safe and smart
*piss bombs the locker room*
>>158441024Understandable, and relatable.
celebini is not having a good time right now
>>158441025My friends all made excuses so I’m alone watching the avs and flames
>>158441028that's sexual assault and indecent exposure and i will be filing a complaint with the nhlpa
>>158441016nothing gay about tickle time with caufield
Only IIHF/Olympic games should have anthems. And maybe SCF
>>158441179>lay off the cheese
>>158441071Next thing you know open showers will be removed
my avies!! :))necas!
How do fat officials keep their balance on skates?I'd be tipping over all the time and hitting my face on the ice
>>158441125Crosby should retire before he becomes totally infertile
>>158441179have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
This game is so rigged
>>158440553yup it's looking good
hey nowur a rock starget ur game face on yeahall that glitters is goldonly shooting stars break their balls
my avies!!! :)))lehkonen!
>>158441304Ayyy, I'm just bustin yer balls 'ere
Why isnt wolf playing this guy sucks
Playing with my Halloweiner haha
>>158441333just like the 19 other flames(also, my islanders)
>>158441342Real men get relish.
>>158441342It’s no nut November soon
https://youtu.be/90i_Fy3f_cUlet's get this puck onto a tray
>>158441379nice
my avies!!!! :Dnelson!
flames are having a rough go at it
wow cannot believe we're watching the WCF preview
Jaden Schwartz needs to try to get one in
Flames are due this isnt over yet
>>158441393they need to get back on track for the tank after brutalizing seattle last night
someone at the mcnichols arena or whatever, please let landeskog know that i bet on him to score
person in the next building already his christmas lights up
>>158441105cutefield
my avies :(
>you want to touch a guy every day… you have to touch him everyday, a young guy, for sure”https://youtu.be/X5hchiGgaHU?t=253
>>158441432hey /hoc/ I need your help. I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. what should I do...is this dangerous?
fucking refs trying to screw up my bet
Farabee on pace for 90 points
>>158441464>he put money on the game?>change the script
>>158441458https://virusscan.jotti.org/
watching Kill Bill RIP that nigga david carradine he loved busting nuts
>>158441478he's named that for a reason, I guess...
my flames :'(
Flames don’t go down easy
why arent they playing cooley?
>>158441547Oilers purposely injured him and charged him
>>158441547He's a Mammoth.
>>158441547he couldn't find a babysitter for his rabbit tonight
>>158441515Wings bros..... Where is Al the octopus
I have a headache my Halloween is ruined
>>158441636Did you eat too much candy?
colby armstrong needs to shut the hell up
the camera was on that waldo guy for an uncomfortably long time
>>158441554>>158441565
>>158441605Noone gives a fuck about the Red Wings so they don't include him. He wasn't in last years either.
>>158441653Cope he scored a goal in the 2008 winter classic
my avies!!!!! :DDlehkonen!!
Avs we’re just given free talent this is bullshit
>Send in the AHL goalie we must protect Wolfs statsPathetic
>>158441605>>158441716He's in the mirror you fucking RETARDS
>>158441716why is Gritty wearing a habs hat?
>wolf cant be trusted with a leadkwab
>>158441786he went trick or treating as a special needs child
>>158441768Ah. But where is he in the 2025 pic?
i fear the flames are going to be doused
Do big butts spook you /hoc/ ?
Cleaning is too important to let women do it
>>158441814hiding inside the wangs pumpkin because he's camera shy
>>158441863after watching that I can tell you it scared me stiff!
Regular season just doesnt do it anymore
>>158441892Retard
just like the new york islanders haha
I can’t believe it’s November now
>>158441915it's still October because of daylight savings time
>>158441892There won't be another 6/7 season for another 10 years, so this one is special
The BC Lions are my pick for the Grey Cup.
Flames fought them hard, they fought them well, out on the ice, they gave the Avs hell!
>>158441934the only cup canada can win
>>158441934Nathan Rourke deserves it. He's made all of British Columbia proud.
>>158441934>>158441936maybe on planet retard>>158441939cope>wewon the world cup of hockey
>>158441939
>>158441939fun fact that canadians love:america won the grey cup more recently than canada won the stanley cup
No more time change here we banned it because of Trump. Elbows up
>>158441955*kneels down and elbows you in the nards*
>>158441948you're retarded
>>158441919That doesn’t happen for another hour retard
>>158441962Me are retarded?
>>158441948thought this was a shitpost but it's true KWAB
>>158441969wasnt talking to you but i hate you a lot because anime is really gay
>>158441980just like our red wings
are you guys going trick or treating
>>158442007you're even more retarded than the other retarded guy
>>15844200710 year old boys shouldn't be here>>>/vp/
>>158442013are you guys going trick or treating
>>158442019>>158442017
>>158442028are you guys going trick or treating
>>>/hfboards/>>>/calgarypuck/
>>158442040many are saying cp is the place to be
go avs
I love the cookies and cream aerobars
I wish I was Jessica Reinhart
>>158442133there's money in this angle
>>158442133I wish I was LeVar Burton
>>158442046>manyname 4
>>158442204takagibro jimmy at the shell station his two bros
>>158442204Calgarypuck is based
>>158442234based
Edmonton Flames
They're crappy and they're poopyThey don't know how to shootyThey're also kinda fruityThe Canucks hockey team
>>158442220what are the names of jimmy's brothers
>>158442263dududududu *clap clap*
>>158442133This but jessica rabbit
wtf my clock just went from 1:59 to 1:0 again. I blame Gary for this
>>158442269darryl and darrell
>>158442383jews cant steal time from you retard
God I hate Tyler Seguin
>>158442388This post has been fact checked by real /hoc/ patriots.VERDICT: FALSE
>he doesnt know the eternal jew holds the keys to the eternal toment of time and the door to hell
>>158442388adam fox can
>>158442383You're right to blame gary. It is his fault.
How do I engage with my niche interest without surrendering completely to the financially beneficial aspects of my field?
>>158442424fuck financesthats the only way. get in that mindset or stay a goyim forever
>>158442424call your parents jewish
>>158442388Why do you think Gary schedules so many shit games?Think a little
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
>>158442424just do it you pussy
JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSES
OH LORD YEAH
I am /druk//druk/ as fuckI am /druk/weeeI am /druk//druk/ as fuckI am /druk/weee
>>158442388Well they just did
>>158442449What a shit goal. He deserved to get malarchuked for that weak trash.
>>158442473so you dont know
>>158442481I do
>>158442485you tell me
>>158442449
>>158442485ur ass better call somebody!
THE ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN
>>158442519What is xpac?
