hatewatcher #1 reporting in

>>158433903
How did you enjoy the clasico, frogbro?

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Last 2 digits is final score

>>158433923
orgasmic

the stands behind the goal have been closed as a punishment for hitting the real madrid players wiht flag poles?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was quick
>>158433903
don't think you're gonna like this one

fermin looked offside

riggi

>>158433986
Time to watch Inter-Milan, hatewatcher-kun.

>>158433797
totally forgot about this one
>>158434017
>serie a in year 2026
>bbilan in year 2026
kek

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>could've signed Harry Kane
*waits and signs Mbappe instead*
>could've signed Fabian Ruiz
*signs Tchouameni*
>could've signed Rodri
*extends Tchouameni and Camavingas contracts*
>could've signed Zubimendi/as Kroos replacement
*still hasen't replaced Kroos*
>could've signed Olise
*keeps and extends Vinicius contract, signs Diomande and now you've 4 LWs

honourable mentions goes to Havertz, Gabriel Jesus, Mac Allister, Tonali, Bastoni, Salibia, Akanji and Ancelotti for requesting Kane and Fabian Ruiz.

shit ass goalkeeper

goooal

i'm tired

>>158434522
put the fries in the bag lil bro
might as well do something else

>saving themselves vs PSG and Real just so they can batter Alaves
Whats this managerial tactic called?

lions against shitters, pussies against top dogs

>>158434588
>bad if they go full throttle at the start of the season
>bad if they relax a little at the start of the season
what's this nacionalmadridista brainlet logic called?

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>>158434655

the lvso-hispanic alliance

GIVE ME ALAVES OR I RETIRE

>>158434621
>actually we wanted to get raped in the ass twice

>>158434588
Literally who cares, it was a fucking league phase game. The game against Real Madrid was more important even tho Barca lost what matters the most is that Barca pick up points against clubs like Alves.

>>158434655
>>158434662

>>158434662
Also PSG lost in the long run Kvara out for the rst of the season KWABOTS, Marquinhos injured and Dembele injured again.

Alaves are so bad it is embarrassing.
>>158434662
Holy coperino!

>>158434655
It's a smart move, rather get the big losses out of the way in October and prepare for April/May. There's no reason to go full speed right now.

>Madrid? PSG?
>Noooo give me Alaves
Kek what a small club

Real Madrid will drop points too like they did vs Betis and should've drew/lost vs Roma, Espanyol and Elche.

last season I saw barça vs alaves at the stadium and it was an absolute slurpfest that ended 1-0 after an excruciating 90 minutes of alaves wasting time, fouling like cunts and generally playing some of the most disgusting destructive football, and barça being unable to do anything about it
so i'm cool with 4-0 at half time and you can meme all you want about last week

>>158434704
>if we lose now we wont lose in the future
Holy cope

>>158434747
winnng against clubs like alaves is what wins the league

>>158433797
Barcelona truly are the destroyers of dogshit teams.

merenguitos know this will be another trophyless year for them so all they have left is celebrating a clasico win like a ucl final and coming to our match threads to bait
it's sad but also funny

>>158434779
A shame there's no Alaves in CL, only PSG and Real Madrid, the clubs that humbled you this season

>>158433903
God bless frenchanon.

this shows that the past week wasn't just a normal slump but proof of a fundamental tactical weakness against teams of equal or better ability

>>158434768
My point is those results don't matter in the long run. Are you saying Barca won't reach the knockouts or they won't win tge league anymore because of those losses this early in the season?

>>158434779
True, but Barcelona has won the league a lot of times already with this project and even the previous one. Don't you feel they should be making a push for the CL now?

>>158434812
>celebrating a clasico win
they did that the previous season and thought they won the league lmao...

Pathetic weak mind club players and coach.
Simeone will cuck them again. Quietly winning another La Liga title

>>158434823
sadly I bring bad luck.

>>158434830
The project isn't done until Barca has more league titles

>>158434875
and that'll be what, their second one this century? lol

>>158434875
Simeone has a shot this year, but he's a master bottler, so I wouldn't count on it.

>Next 3 games Aston, Atletico and Villarreal
kek enjoy Alaves while you can

>>158433797
Is this a Pele reference?

STUPID ADEYEMI FUCK, STOP CREAMPIEING YOUR STEPDAUGHTER AND SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS

>barca customer is a pedo
makes sense

>obvious madridista falseflag

>>158435170
>Villarreal
They have been playing like shit lately

>Real Madrid? PSG? NOOOO GIVE ME ALAVES GIVE ME RACING SANTANDER
Truly the new Pissi

I'm a Barcelona fan but I no longer enjoy these scorelines, I feel like they're frauds, fake demons, Obliterators of Alaves.

then you're a plastic customer, not a fan, and we don't want you around

>>158435521
you clenched your butthole every time messi got the ball against whatever dumpster team you follow

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>>158435862

>>158435341
I mean, you JUST know that pussy was gaped way before she reached double digits

>>158435828
animal

>>158435514
megumin!

Yet another game without a clean sheet...

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>6-1

based diaz

hala madriz

>>158434779
Alaves is playing with 6 bench players like they always do. Just give them all the points and do the clásico twice

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>>158435862
I bet the go at it like animals, yes

>>158434812
Just 3 points. They will be gain back in Bernabeu clásico. May be even the patéticos can take some points of them but I don’t trust them

it's giving Rappinoe doing knee farts after scoring the 10th against Myanmar or whatever

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>>158436088 >>158436140

VARdrid hatewatchers and iToddlers BTFO!

>>158436062
if you lose we laugh, if you win it proves la liga is corrupt

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>>158436442 >>158439073

>m-m-muh Negreira
>allah ackbar!

>>158436062
We're just comfortably waiting for Atletico to throw you to third place

>>158434812
They get one lucky win off a lucky deflection and the dogs bark like mad, forgetting about being absolutely raped with no lube by Barca over and over and over again the last two years.

>>158436107
I wish China do the funny and tell Real Madrid to shut up about Negreira if they want the apologies to be accepted.

>>158436140
You're giving Atletico too much credit

>>158436442
kek

Question to Barça fans. If you win the league, but either Real or Atletico win the CL, would you consider it a successful season?

>>158437713
>Atletico
Yes.
>Real
No.
I would rather win the league and Real win nothing than win the CL and Real win the league.
I am happiest when Barca wins something and Real wins NOTHING.

>>158437713
neither of those are happening so I don't think about how it would feel
it's gonna be psg again

>give me alaves or i retire

>>158436140
Atletico is going to cuck, let's be honest
This league is trash

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>>158439081 >>158439311

>>158436107
>>158436442
Pay the ref. Boss. Madrid is the bad for reminding you
Culerdos have no shame

>>158439073
How are you posting without a head, Paco?

>>158439081
I am posting to call you a Culerdo, corrupt
You feel happy doing illegal things and feel happy in being a felon

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>>158439298

>>158439123
>his country is run by a drug cartel
>he's saying other people feel happy in being a felon

>>158439230
I am not happy about it different from you that validates the Farça’s mafia behavior
Supporting Felons makes you one

>>158439073
>immediately assuming I am a culer for making a joke
FCB never had any senior Indonesian player unlike you who had Rafael Márquez, Giovani dos Santos, and Jonathan dos Santos, but have fun with your madritista legacy on China I suppose. That poor youth graduate Lin Liangming guy is going to remove anything related to Real Madrid from his resume.

>>158439311
Don’t deny your shame. You are a Culerdo.
Couldn’t care less about China

>>158439406
>still insists
At this point I take it that you are BEGGING Indonesians to play for senior FCB team.

>>158439311
>>158439436
you're talking to an actual schizo, whenever you see a mexican flag in a barça thread assume it is this retard. he's beyond help so don't bother talking to him

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>>158439517

>>158439436
Stupid corrupt Culerdo

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>>158439453
Corrupt Culerdo doesn’t like to be called
More reason to insist

>>158439464
>more BEGGING
Now reply again if you also beg Indonesia NT to win 2027 AFC Asian Cup.

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>>158439634

>>158439517
Lol you are insane
Corrupt Culerdo though

>>158439562
>another desperate BEGGING
Now reply again if you also beg Indonesia NT to win 2030 FIFA World Cup and consider this reply chain to be over.

>>158439634
Crazy corrupt Culerdo

Thanks for the beggings. Now it's my countrymen's turn to win them all.

>>158439679
Lol good luck with that.just Stop being a corrupt