A London derby for the first half of Saturday Night Football as improving Tottenham Hotspur host declining Crystal Palace.Kick-off is at 5:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports Premier League.TOT: Kinsky, Gray, van Hecke, van de Ven (c), Robertson, Tonali, Fernandes, Tel, Marmoush, Kudus, Solanke.>Subs: Dubravka, Senesi, Gallagher, Maddison, Udogie, Kulusevski, Porro, Davies, Williams-Barnett.CRY: Henderson (c), Mingueza, Richards, Disasi, Canvot, Mitchell, Wharton, Kamada, McNeil, Pino, Mateta.>Subs: Benitez, Lerma, Khalaili, Chilwell, Hughes, Doucoure, Guessand, Osorio, Nketiah.
>>158431183There is just something about Solanke that looks odd, like the DNA didnt malfunctioned
>>158431218Forehead too big
>like the DNA didnt malfunctioned>me smart, eveyone dum
>A Palace win or draw would put United in relegation zoneOh my days lads
>>158431183Lots of teams with bird mascots playing against each other atm lads
>>158431447would love it but spurs have been playing good football and palace are horrible
>>158431349Yeah there is something not quite right>>158431369Sorry anon, swipe to type fucked up. I take it you're seething because you're of similar breed?
>>158431447They were briefly in it earlier before Forest conceded
>>158431469>sunderland and forest going downthis makes me sad
dubs and da Eagles WIN
Do Palace stand a chance?
what can we expect?
two SHIT teams 'aving a SHIT match.
>>158431536against the mighty spurs? 'fraid not m8
>>158431557a lot of shit
There’s a fucking 8pm game too wohayyyy
Palace need to win to push United into the relegation zone.
We are all Palace supporters today lads
If >we win >we go up to joint 7thOtherwise United end the weekend in the relegation zone
Where your fuckin poppy
Less than 7 poppies = TRAITOR
>away team gets to wear their home kit because it doesn't clashNope, don't like it me
whats for food and drinks lads?
>>158431857Ordering Maccies ladGetting the double quarter pounder with cheese, two orders of fries and a large Fanta
>>158431857Lucozade and Greggs cheese and onion pasty
>>158431872Why would you need two fries. Shrinkflation?
Please score 3 goals in this irrelevant match.
>>158431857tea, polo biscuits and cigs
>>158431885he probably skarfs down 90% of the first one while they are fresh and hot, then wants the second one to take inbetween bites of his burger and large gulp sized sips of fanta
>>158431885Yeah lad, they hardly put any in nowadays
>>158431835That's the thing, that IS Palace's away kit this season. The home kit is the white one.
>>158431872>Getting the double quarter pounder with cheese, two orders of fries and a large Fantahow much does that come out to in britbongland?
>>158431857chicken and stuffing baps with a gravy dip
>>158431890Relegation match is irrelevant?
RED CARD
>>158431890nothing irrelevant about a fixture that could put man utd in 18th
>>158431909Corrrrr
>>158431898who has a whole thing of fries before even touching the burger? madness
HE IS OFF LADS HE IS OFF
>>158431857>raspatat oorlog>chicken fingers>cheesesouffle>fanta
French fat fuck
>>158431920>>158431933too low based on this season's precedent
Roja directa
Look at all those pricks on their phones makes me fucking sick
poolace
Fucks sake game over see you at 8
So United won't be in relegation zone because CP imploded.
Games gone
No way spuds could mess this up now right?
Come on dont ruin the game
Roughing. Trust Palace to give spuds a helping hand
gonna watch buyern dortmundfaggot refseen that a dozen times this season and it wasn't a red
>>158431962i wouldn't rule anything out with spuds
>>158431933What happened, my stream has shat the bed
what a retarded nog
>>158431979Mateta went in studs up from behind on VdV.
>>158431967The fitness levels should be deciding here. spurs had the full week off, palace played 90 vs fulham on wednesday.
>>158431979Studs on the back of leg
absolutely soft red that
>>158431967i once watched us throw away a 3-0 lead against 10-man man city to lose 4-3. never doubt our ability to fuck up
>>158431984>>158431979with absolutely ZERO reason to do so aswell, van de ven had already passed the ball back to the keeper and it was in the middle of the pitch. complete headloss
Amazing how quickly Mateta is destroying his reputation at Palace>>158432001Is it fuck, didn't even get close to the ball.
>>158431975still don't know what roughing is - what i thought and assumed it was it isn'tI often see it next to cards on flashscore, but when i watch the action it doesn't correlate.... seems like thats their default when they don't know what else to put
>>158432001it looked harsh at first but he shouldn't have tackled at all there, just a dumb decision
watching spurs-palace, bayern-dortmund, roma-udinese and betis - malaga. being a 3 screen man is pretty good, but i need to up it to 4 or 5 soon
Why is a foul from behind worse than a foul from head on, surely you would cause more damage head on.
Can't get stuck in anymoreTag footy in our lifetime
>>158431857I exclusively drink Cunnyngton.
>>158432025if you want to see a team kick shins and get away with it city were playing earlier and will be in the prem until the end of the season
>>158431908A lot so we must up the benefits for this breed of troglodyte
>>158432040I did enjoy that matchlong live citeh
>>158432021I'm jelly bro I fucked up and didn't buy a new computer/new parts before the ai bullshit destroyed everything so I'm stuck with my toaster oven for now and it cannot handle that amount of streaming
ToT CP
>bad pass>its van heckeNo way
>>158432065bought this pc for a 1000 bucks back in 2023, it will be my trusty stead for as long as it holds up. got the two extra screens for a 100 bucks each on sale about 1 year ago, best decision i ever made to upgrade to multiple screens
This is Manchester United Football Club we are talking about here, 2 wins all season
>>158432077Retard here, if I buy extra screens can I shit post on one screen and watch stuff on the other
Wouldn't be able to tell Palace are Amanda down based on the last 5
>>158432077Im looking to get my fourth screen now. I can never go back
>>158432065>>158432077My PC including monitor cost me about £6k. If I bought it today it'd cost £12k.
good guy gray
ogre
only realised laptops have a 'connect to a wireless display' setting recently that tv's understand. i now beam the game to my telly while i shitpost on my laptop.
>>158432111Yes you can. You can even twist your screen length ways to fit more threads on it to shit post in. You could even watch stuff on one screen, then split screen your other monitor, you could have 4 threads on the go on your other screen. 3 threads and a chaturbate, anything you want
based twink
SPURS ARE BACKPALACE ABSOLUTE GUFF
>>158432111You can also do that on one screen but it does make it easier yes
>>158432069its TOT-CRY on my screen
Anyone got a replay of the red card?
>joint top scorer with 1 goal
>>158432111yup. ive got one monitor tilted so its tall, this is where im chatting to you lads. then i got the comfy spurs palace game in the middle screen, then the third screen i split into two with bayern on one and betis on the other. im feening to get a 4th one tough to have above my main monitor.
>>158432135>6kdamn, must be a dream can basically run anything u want at any speed u want.
>>158432021Who are you supporting in each game, which one is unmuted?
>>158432195how many monitors are too many?
So what do you do if you're Palace? The 5 atb situation cannot last forever
>>158432195
>>158432195viking tech is wild
>>158432192
are we not all on our phones?
French / Australian / Dutch / and American managers never vibe well with premier league dressing rooms. English lads cannot take their accents / idiosyncrasies seriously. If just never works.
>>158432230i'm on my laptop with the game on the telly
>>158432220I call Glasner. He knows how to make it work and will be available any time soon.
>>158432111I have one shitposting screen and then larger football screen and then even larger television for extra footy but that becomes complicated as it's laggy if I don't use HDMI cable.
>>158432230yes. you can go for a piss and phonepost which is a positive thing.
>>158432210i dont think it can get too many, im sure if i get 4 i want 5, and if i get 5 i want 6 or 7. but my pc can only take 4 or id have to buy an adapter or some shit>>158432207neutral in all 3 but i got a soft spot for pellegrini the manager at betis, hes kino. got the sound on the spurs game.
watching footy on a computer monitor just screams nonce, it’s on the bloody telly
>>158432253They liked Ange, Wenger did well annoyingly enough >>158432259Where's he now? Forest?
Palace are gonna win this 1-2 aren't they lmao
holy shit bayern just did a gigameme tryna play out the back and dortmund scored. upamencao fucked up
>>158432292>Alsace >French Pick one Wenger was German
what is a reasonable fee to pay for wharton and how much will palace actually sell him for?
>>158432304nvm, dortmund got var'ed.
>>158432290My tv isn't even connected to the actual tv network lol.
>>158432304and of course it was cancelled because only Bayern is allowed to win. Bayern just scored too
>>15843232950-55m is reasonable, they want 120m
>>15843232925m and 80m
>>158432329he's the new wilfred zaha. he's going to be there til he's 30.
>>158432292>Where's he now? Forest?Yeah, one spot below Palace. His move could get two clubs relegated on the same season.
Are there any players who are worth 200m+ at the moment?
Spurs squad is actually quality if they can get everyone fit and in formJ-Mads, Toenail, Fernandez, Kudus, Simons, Big Moosh, Savioupgrade the striker and Spurs are well and truly BACK
>>158432384>Kudus, Simonsnot so fast mickey
>>158432378Kane maybe, but even thatvis a stretch
>>158432384It's just scoring, Solanke is shit, Richardson has been frozen out, Yarmouth keeps missing sitters
>>158432378Haaland, Bellingham, Saliba and Olise
Era? Bit soft, would be a foul out the box and a yellow if a counter attack
>>158432431>salibalol? Permacrocked 80m max
>>158432384and I forgot Kulusevski. hope he gets to his old form. top quality playerkeep probably needs an upgrade and maybe fullbacks but then we're talking bout top 4 contendors
Chelsea rewarding African shitters with £40 million-pound, 6 YEAR!, make a wish contracts is unforgivable. Would NEVER happen under my leadership.
>>158432378maybe Yamal considering his age. sure Haaland and Mbappe be 30 in a few years
>>158432384Simons is STILL out?
>>158432378Haaland. Maybe Yamal and Mbappe, that's certainly the asking price for them if they were to ever be for sale.
>>158432431doue instead of olise, and yamal instead of bellinglol
>>158432471yanks ruined that clubI'd vote for you
Why the fuck did >we sell Lankshear and keep Solanke
>>158432471Imagine the squad they could have if they spent their money on fewer, better players
>>158432471Six years is on the lower end at Chelsea. He must be jealous on the players who managed to get eight.
>>158432526love watching himproper striker
>>158432495club policy states all new signings must pick up an acl injury in their first season or they will be sold on. trust the process
>>158432378Kane, Haalandthat's it
>>158432378The state of Qatar permanently, intentionally, and irreparably fucked the market with that ridiculous neymar transfer
>First advert against drink driving>Second advert about feeding AfricansNaahh
>>158432557The clubs have money for it. It's just funny that most of the most expensive transfers are really retarded because no one wants to sell the actually good players for even those prices.Kepa is still the most expensive goalkeeper in history.
>>158432584>expensiveI don't doubt that, as he cost Chelsea two trophies
>>158432471Americans are such fucking retards.Do they not realize that offering a player less years on a contract will incentivise them to perform better? Disaster knows he can just sit for 6 years and wait it out. Then fuck off back to France and go play out the rest of his career for some tin pot team like Lille or Lorient. Or more likely make even more money in Saudi. Games gone.
how did Haaland only cost city £50 million?
>>158432629Nobody knows
>>158432612The market said Disasi was worth that much, there's not much arguing about it
>>158432629Nobody believes that figure
>>158432629>>158432649He had a £60m release clause, but the belief is Dortmund got £30m-£40m in the back door to prevent them selling to somebody else who could pay the release clause.
>irrelevant 16Got absolutely no interest in this whatsoever
>>158432629They don't believe in overpaying like Red Cartel does.
>>158432667Do the Arabs pay you in US dollars for the shilling since your currency is useless?
>>158432655why'd they set the release clause so low, though?
>>158432629you're forgetting the additional 100m in guaranteed kit sales from an anonymous textiles merchant based in abu dhabi
>>158432678Probably because they didn't expect Haaland to be that good and a lot of clubs do it to allow players to use them as a stepping-stone so they're not 'trapped'.
>>158432667Chelsea spent £117m on Rogers, he's not worth that despite them using him as their main output since Pedro died.
>>158432678Raiola agent
>>158432675I do it for the love of the game.
>>158432612>Makes 100 million >Retires>Buys a historic French second division club>Fires all of the White staff members>Changes the name to Wakanda FC>Hires a black manager >Sets up a fast track partnership with an array of African youth academies >Only purchases black players>Gains promotion to Ligue 1>Every good black player now wants to move there >Team becomes ALL black>Win Ligue 1>Win Champions League >Says FUCK WHITEY while holding the trophy>White / Jewish media celebrates their achievements and the Humiliation Ritual is finally complete - all thanks to a fat American black loving basketball bastard Todd Boehly.
>>158432629Dortmund would have never got him if they didn't agree to a relatively low release clause. It was all planned and it was planned quite well. Next step of the plan is Real Madrid.
>>158432787Mbappe on the wing with Haaland up front?
hate myself and want to die
Kinsky having a snooze in the back
>>158432690They expected him to be just that good which is why they agreed to the release clause to get him at least for a couple of years.With Haaland it's not even really about the actual transfer price, it's the huge salary increases and bonuses that he gets with every move.>>158432797Possibly or then just offloading Mbappe to make room. But Haaland has always been open about his interest to play for Real (or Barca).
>>158432817Hang in there, Richarlison. You will be free in a couple of months.
>>158432857city literally paid his dad 30 mill when they signed haaland
>pedro popo
Why is there no one in the crowd wearing costumes? It's halloween
>>158432797What happened was>Several clubs met his release clause at dortmund>He wanted to move to real madrid, he hung on for real madrid>The finances were prohibitive and they had doubts. Benzema, Vinicious, Rodrygo, was Hazard going to get his act together or not, how good was Asensio going to be, they want Mbappe really, psg playing hardball. >The arabs at city did a dodgy deal, as they've been doing since the start. >Riola planned to move him from city to real madrid. Died. City had success from cheating. Real Madrid finally got Mbappe.>Arabs throw more money at Haaland to sign another contract.
>>158432875He would have never gone to Dortmund if it wasn't basically agreed that that's how it's going to work.
Score more goals, you stupid idiots.
>>158432970They heard you
>>158432989One more please.
>sitting down headerP U S K A S
That's a retarded lucky goal to score, one more for 7th
>assist and goal for the same player>does both with his head
>>158432902the brits dont celebarate it
Spurs transferred their curse to yanited
This is the cheapest 3 points anyone has ever won
another neoliberal victory yeah? x
>>158433054I prefer that
>>158433080you can only play the game in front of you
>>1584330112 morebournemouth have scored more goals
As it stands Van Hecke is >our top scorer so far with two (2) goals
>>158433080Don't worry, spurs cashed in their free 3 points early this season. Plenty more shit results are coming
>>158433090Neoliberal teeth LOL
>>158433114hahaha yeah im cheesing rn :)
Score again already, you fucking idiots.
>>158433106Picking up where star striker Romero left off
>>158433090Why is it neoliberal? Because Tottenham are jewish?
>>158433150look at the flag in the corner of the stadium where the away supportes have to sit
>>158433140They're done scoring, look at the subs they made. You lost
>>158433150their core values, finances, ownership structure, stadium
double barrel name strikes again
>>158433174tonali will get a goal
Kudus ruined this kids debut kek
spurs look tasty ngl
Why are ngubus so bad at finishing
Holy shit lmaoI'd just have laid there inside the net if I fucked up that bad
Kudus fucking up a dream start to this kids career
And just like that spurs have gone from 20th to 8th kinda crazy ngl
>>158433238The underlying stats always suggested that Tottenham and Bournemouth are both much better than their start.
State of Kudus
>>158433238EPL is very competitive from top to bottom, that's why its the best league
>kudos to kudusbit of a stretch no?
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