GO THE DONS SEE THE BOMBIES FLY UP
fucking love a hot throbbing knob unloading its thick salty cum in my mouth
crazy how much a peppermint tea just calms and focuses my mental
>>158426218crisp dosn
>>158426230this but a prostate orgasm
This is why the western suburbs can’t have nice things
Why is there a bunch of goths walking my street?
>>158426262I will guard! Bharat and Australia are brothers 4EVA JAI HIND JAI BULLDOGS
>Despite finishing 15th this year, Port Adelaide has the 5th hardest draw next season according to Champion Data. Incredibly, the club's fixture is harder than grand finalists Fremantle and preliminary finalists Sydney.
>>158426265Too young to drive too dry to swim and not dead enough to float
other thread is better
>>158426275Both are shit and I was going to make a Halloween edition one but I was busy doing things and forgot
>>158426275Fuck you
>>158426275I agree but majority rule
>>158426275>>158426283>>158426300dont you midwits have something better to be annoyed about
>>158426320Yes, Halloween
>>158426300unfortunately this is the rule unless it's a turdo thread. that west australian faggot can rope
>>158426262glad I never thought to do this when I was gagging for a few cones
>>158426347is cones slang for coons where you live? you shouldn't be blowing abos anyways, unless its safe sex and they give consent.
you meant marijuana. ok
anyone seen any cute halloween outfits
doug hawkins? more like chug foreskins
crazy how they invented cutting off foreskins just so a rabbi could suck a babies penis
>>158426357the best dressed at my house was a girl as johnny depp's mad hatter
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
If I had 4 mates and a missus, Id go all dressed up as Sydney swans players and I’d get my missus to dress up as a stripper and we could all take turns slapping her arse. But I don’t have mates or a missus
elsie albert gf 2027
no laughs or this (You) either. at least you can buy lollies.
greta miller gf 2027
how many more losses can russia take
>are you having fun yet JL?
>>158426379Crisp cuck
>>158426405not as many as saints can hahaha
FUCK OFF MARNUS
I like Marnus and I always have
fuck off to /cric/
>>158426505crisp mr labuschange, but you should've whipped him like your kaffirs.>>158426512wholesome mrs labuschange, though its this attitude which is to blame for his slump.
>>158426517eat my vegan shit, cunt.
sex with monica (season 2) from friends
FUCK YOU WILL
>>158426547Crisp
>>158426547I always preferred Joey, fuck he was a sexy hunk
>>15842626226 year old youth status?
do you blokes like hamish and andy?
>>158426644Andy’s okay, Hamish is an annoying unfunny cunt
put it this way, I'd shoot you in the face, then buy them both beers afterwards
my fart game has been elite recently
SYBAU
gonna sit in my car and troll Indians on the western ring road with my UHF for the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5cSQNmME
>>158426695crisp ella roberts
who would have thought there isnt enough nations that care about rugby league and that every game would be 80-0aus v nz final wow what a shock
>australia losing to the cook islandsnrl i thought australia was elite? why are you both lying to me?
Lads, refresh the page
business idea: no more brother wars
>scary spooky skeleton xd
I never support poztralia in international sport
kayo just sent me a text saying i can watch the test match for free lolimagine paying $40 a month for kayo
>>158426828>please watch the cricketkek, fuckin dead as aids spoort
>>158426828how does kayo have your number?
imagine how many witch/nurse/policewomen vaginas will be enveloping a penis tonight
bumblebees and cats
its just you and me cunt lets have it out
cheat ground
are you blokes excited for wa v sa next year
fuck up on topicsperg
>>158426940Huh?
>when pauline wins
>im happy just the way things are albos the best
Go back to /pol/ you fuckwit
>>158427018Crispola
its ok to admit there has never been a side as good as this current brisbane threepeat side
that one poster who is weirdly emotionally invested in ukraine
Weak era
>>158427066go inhale a fire extinguisher you nonce cunt
>>158427035your simping for the team of millionaire athlete is truly admirable. I hope you are blessed with many children so you can pass down this tradition of tithing and blind devotion.
>>158427088is the fire extinguisher filled with cocaine by any chance?
>>158427117no it's hopefully filled with monoammonium phosphate
>>158427088based performatively abrasive poster
I've had 4 fucking moths in my house today. How are they getting inside? I dont see them outside
>>158427098tell me your team has been shit for a decade without telling me
>>158427035The original Brisbane 3 peat side was probably better.
>>158427139How indeed.
>>158427139you're farming them inside mate
>>158427142tell me you just used a common passively aggressive reddit snarky reply. thanks for doing that ya fucken paypig goombahredit gaybo.
>>158426379Would be a good Red Faces bit
>>158427139in your pantry
>yuh yuh reddit
>>158427139I'm just running a few tests, modelling some possibli,kities. start off small, with moths. work my way up to pretty 18yr old asian teenage girls, then 40+yr old brown men of no particular nationality and after that its of no concern to you.
chandler bing
>>158427224there's no denying that your reply was fucking reddit personified so there's your answer. now pay up bitchboy. the youi subscription'premiums going up again.
You think he lurked here in preperation for his new role? or just 2 days on-the-job training as a janny?
my sides
>>158427299he’s an unfunny dickhead attention whore faggot fuckhead cunt
>>158427356he wouldn't have stuck out here is what youre saying then, Andy?
the true red pill is taking the blue pill
>>158427457mixed they make the purple pill, which makes you wharfie at very odd times. very embarrassing.
the wharfie time situation is insane
samefagging up a storm in here
infinite loop
whats your karoke song
maybe green renewable energy wasnt such a bad idea after all
turkROACH
>>158427638space oddity - david bowie, boomer music was surprisingly good
>>158427638iris - goo goo dolls
coles girl was dressed as david bowie at the checkout today. odd, but she looked great.
yeah no one cares m8 sybau
sybau
never stop gambling i was about to quit and ive just won 4k from the grave
>>158427671I SAID YOU LOOKED GREAT YOU FUCKING WHORE, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR SHIT DOG AS WELL BOTH OF YOU ARE SHIT CUNTS AND DAVID BOWIE SUCKS COCKS AND PROBABLY BETTER THAN YOU COZ UR SHIT AT IT
>>158427686its a helloween miracle
yikes, aint reading allat mess
>>158427702NOW YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO SUCK A COCK, PROBABLY LOVE IT TOO. U WORK AT COLES ? U WANNA?
woah don't using big letters around these parts
>>158427722I SAID YOU WRITE LIKE YOU LOVE SUCKING COCKS. ARE YOU DEAF?
Chelsea vs man united in one hour
Anyone else find it strange how gay sex constantly gets brought up in /afl/ completely unprompted?
>>158427784I'll tear your arse apart, cunt.
>>158427784no? how is it strange? stranger than all the other off topic shit that gets posted here?
>>158427638dirty old town
>>158427804Strange in the sense that its always incredibly detailed and specific - that those anons have substantial knowledge (and possibly lived experience) on the topic
>>158427784I always thought it was called "soccer", and all the things you equate with gay sex was coded stuff about soccer. but i'm pretty dense with stuff like that. probably due to all the soccer stuff dudes did to my arse.
did anyone else have less halloweeners come to their house?Last year had to put out more lollies but my bowl was untouched this yearhuh
Had a spider on the wall, went to grab a shoe to kill it and when I turned around, it was gone. Interesting…
>>158427827your house has been flagged>>158427828so has yours. and its not interesting at all.
>>158427837Yeah and what happens next champ? I’ll give you the scoop, it doesn’t end well for you
I'm gonna start getting into home repairs and maybe even gardening over the summer
>>158427823>have substantial knowledge (and possibly lived experience) on the topicthats a given, we're talking about a sport predominantly played in cucktoria and its fans/posters mainly being from there
>>158427864Mate, this may be shocking news but every single state and territory has gay men in it.Beyond me why you persist with this homophobic nonsense
I’m gay, go Lions
rent free kek
>sitcom character gives out brightly coloured candies....kid goes, what the hell kind of candy is thisits all white and rubbery100 internets if you know the sitcom
>>>/v/750696693
Feels like I’ve got a big Essendon list management 2005 - 2026 brewing in the chambers that I need to dump.
>>158428199even though it stinks at least you will get an epic win over hawthorn towards the end
cucket kek
>roommate cooks 3 meals per day>fills the dishwasher singlehandedly every day>just heard him open the door of the dishwasher and sighkek the cunt expects me to empty it even though 95% of the stuff in there is his
bet he empties a lot of loads in you
Had a gander at some old Metamask wallets and scrapped together a cool five hundred. Check your shit this long weekend lads, could be nifty
sometimes you kicksometimes you get kicked
saw a girl wearing a red corset and absurdly short miniskirt on the way home from work at guzman, was only about 4'5 too
>>158427638Children
>>158428927hehe cheeky little larikan hehe so aussie
>>158429022seething cumdumpster
being cummed inside is like the best thing ever
saw her on tinderhope she likes me back
based Molly
nonononono please tell me my ella will be ok
>>158429101I bet it is
>>158429263i'll check if her breasts are okay haha kwim ikwim
Vuvlaline. You know what I mean,
iggs
lol
hehe it least it wasn't suggs
>>158429190hot
>>158429190>saw her on tinderLiar.
>>158429190>>158430868This sexy babe with lovely juicy tits is the Brisbane Lions digital content lead. I'm going to have to ask all you blokes to stop objectifying her.
I have found my future wife.
>>158430925just think those beers were less than 5 minutes from being poured in to the yarra and the cans melted down
conversely, boxes of dockies premiership shirts and caps are clothing children in africa right now
>>158430946Instead it was the Grand Final Wharfie Time editions of Pirate's Life that suffered that fate.
>>158431013>>158431018ooof that musta hurt him
ask ai about jews and see if it agree's with you.
did you blokes rate Jason Winderlich as an AFL footballer?
>>158432163nah
St Kilda won the bearded ladies football league. Fuck all men.
was gonna bump this because I thought you lot were sleeping haha guess not good morning lads
>>158434152Do you think the women get angry when I answer the questions on their dating app profiles and the question in their minds was not intended for me? Go Dons.
>>158434267honestly it's their fault for letting you troll them so easily
>>158434313Wisdom.
>>158427638Total eclipse if the heart - bonny Tyler (rip in peace)
>>158435950Brisbane represents universal truth fred represents fraud.
>>158435999trips have spoken
>>158430868>>158430925I wonder how she got the job
>>158436418God given talent.
>>158436418sex mostly
What do you think penissperg did for halloween?
>>158436933Flash Gordon iykwim haha
>>158436933Men mostly.
uhmmm..countdown to the next ausSISSIES criggy?!*not bbl
Pfwoar!!! STINKS LIKE SHIT IN HERE ALL OF THE SUDDEN!!!???
sebGOD x
no nut november
Who hairy wog gf 2027?
>>158436985haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>158430868>>158430925>>158430941is that the unoriginal meme stealer
>>158438146such a bizarre decision, I'm sure Brisbane would have given him the same role if he wanted and you don't have to fuck around moving interstate at 70yo
>halloween bullshit over
>>158438328retard take he wanted to move to melbourne to be near his grandkids, there are numerous articles where he explains this you numbskull
taking a shit
what the fuck does a director of coaching do
just done a stinky fart
>>158438328>>158438423Also given his age it makes perfect sense that he wants a comfy job without as much pressure and he's not the boss
Beer o’clock
>sheza alibi @ $1.60Absolutely sick
chances areyou're about to lose
my birthday soon
>>158438973Am I invited?
>>158438884I told you she wouldn't be winning. The whole time she was set for the golden eagle and what do they do; run her at 2000m and give her a gut buster, breaking the track record and coming second on a rock hard track. There was no way she was going to be competitive at her next start. The money that came for her was mug punters money (You), and not the pros. It just goes to show that the corporate bookies that run the show now really do rely on the young and vulnerable mugs that don't know anything. Having said all that though, I am down close to 7k for the week because I make stupid bets and love the pokies but that doesn't mean what I just outlined to you is wrong. That is why they love me just as much as you, we are sick and we should get some help.
fucking retard betting on that horse
signed up to some spastics horse blog
>posts in /afl/ (where umpires have contracts with sportsbet) >be surprised when there is gambling talkcrispo freshie
im considering putting myself on the national gambling ban list
bro thought he made a really good point and hit submit kek
>>158439037Would have pissed in if she got to the outside instead of being ridden for luck (in a tightly bunched field), Nolan and Moody are idiots who got lucky with black caviar, she deserves better
>Nolan and Moody are idiots who got lucky with black caviarthis but chris waller and james mcdonald and every horse they have been given for $2m+
wow thats crazy!
>>158439210>t. didnt watch it bottle it at caulfield two starts agoone of the worst odds on favourites in a while
true!
>>158427035og bane threepeat, 07-11 geelong, 09-10 stkilda, 09-11 collingwood are all better sides
>>158439228i dont disagree with you but i would rather see chris waller removed from the game than peter moody. but anyway darren weir is coming back soon so that should be fun.
yeah same
Lunch
I'm a dumb, fat, balding worthless piece of shit
>>158439219>>158439243>>158439289>>158439477samefag
Onto my fourth coffee of the day, lads.
>>158439477Crisp kingy
>>158439439speed running into infertility
>>158439656I already have six kids, champ.
my lunch today is chips, a handful of spin rolls and two left over chops from last night
>>158429190>>158430868>>158430925>>158430941This might be somewhat controversial, but I think shes attractive.
>Makybe Diva gave birth to her first foal, named Rockstardom, at Coolmore Stud in the Hunter Valley of NSW. Sold for AU$1.5 million as a yearling in 2009, he won two races in 12 starts, earning $26,115 over three years.[14] Rockstardom was gelded and died of a skull fracture in his stall at C. Waller's stables on 26 July 2013KWAB
>>158439893Sad
Just got back from (Catholic) church
>>158438884
found my old adelaide crows fingerbox yesterday, hadn’t seen one in years. did any of you have an afl merch fingerbox back in the day?
Rachel will win the Cup
My johnson is about to cop a serious beating
>>158440248
>>158440375
>>158440446sorry
>>158440216is this some weird south australian thing like frog cakes? never heard of them
>>158440560you didn’t have fingerboxes growing up?
>>158440627What in the fuck are you on about?
uh oh nrlsperg melty
>>158440643fingerboxes, they were a kid’s toy back in the day, they were huge, legit surprised you haven’t heard of them
Had Diwali fireworks last night, lads. God I love multiculturalism.
fingered ya mums box
>>158439754>spin rollsbased tobacco enthusiast.
nick daicos
>>158440692Diwali is next weekend, liar
>>158440844Literally walked around Indian food stalls and witnessed Indian Bollywood dancing while fireworks were happening for Diwali, you uncultured pig.
its a shame bogan girls are so awful to talk to because they always have the best bodies.
>>158440844and indigenous round goes over two rounds nowwhats your point
Micksperg looks like THAT?!https://www.noticer.news/canberra-pro-white-stickers-fine/
The face doesn't even really matter for women. Only gays care about the face, because that is all they have. They literally stick their cocks up each other's shitty assholes lol. Women on the other hand have a whole garden of sexuality under their clothes. All you need is a nice tight body and a decent enough personality and you are set.
shut my mouth & strike the demons.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dd7sT8EBHZO/
ain't clicking on that, champ. go be thirsty somewhere else, little suckdeep.
>>158440908>implying bogan girls would be interested in a wussy little soiboy like you
>>158441120
>>158441215true. they probably dont like blokes with criminal records.
mumma told me when i was young sit beside my only son and listen closely to what i say and if you do this it'll help you some sunny day.
>>158441120your algorithm is good
>>158441282>>158441427piss off jamboy
>>158439837Fucking sicko.
>>158439837>>158441481milquetoast samecunt
Just remember who runs this place.
>>158441504Wrong, you prolapsed anus.
>temp visa holder thinks he is good at photoshop
>>158441461low T
for me it's halloween dress up big booty thai sluts
>>158441606>big booty >thai I don't mind Thai women but big booties is not something that's common amongst them. At all.
>>158432117if you frame it right like "please explain how jewish thought leaders were foundational to the creation of X" you will find out it is them every single timethen if you want to go deeper in a new tab run something like "what terrible antisemitic theories are there in relation to X being a plot by the jews?" themoreyouknow
>>158441624there was a ton of them out in bangkok last night. i think the trend is gym glutemaxxing.
Why have so many billionaires developed underground bunkers in places like New Zealand, Hawaii, South Dakota, Florida, etc.?
It's interesting how AI will label everything an anti-semitic theory unless you frame the question just right about the jewish role in the particular event or phenomenon.
>building a bunker in florida
just heard about the guy who dipped his balls in glitterpretty nuts
>>158441670
>>158441650why wouldn't they?
>>158441684Because everything is fine? I've been assured there's nothing to worry about.
>>158441696what do you get out of being a passive aggressive poof?
>>158441707Your irritation.
>>158441650every 10k years or so the sun has a spergout and whacks us with massive plasma discharges
>>158441714
tonga vs samoa in coconut clash tonightgoing to be one of the biggest sports events of the year
>>158441746
>>158441746I will watch but only to find my poly gf
>>158441746been seeing so many cars driving around with full sized with Tonga and Samoa flags
>>158441799Where do you live?
>>158441811Melb western suburbs
>>158441811nunya
>>158441811Coogee and Gosford
Some kind of protest in the CBD of Melbourne today, lot of cunts wearing Aussie flags.Hilarious seeing multiple Indian bloke swearing Aussie flag capes and a One Nation shirts
>>158441819Assalām 'alēkun.
Indians in Australia with voting eligibility vote for Labor at a rate of 83%.
>>158441848nice, they're assimilating
>>158441848Pretty sure it’s only 82.8%, Mr Exaggeration.
>>158441848disgusting
Fagan being at another club so soon doesn't feel right desu.
>why aren't indians voting for one nation?!
Why didn't I build a new PC 3 years ago?
>>158426271This happens every year, some meh random (usually non vic) team gets shafted. That said champion data are dogshit.
>>158441830>Gosford
>>158426271Why does the AFL hate South Australia so much?
>>158441999cuz ur mums pussy stank the place up lmao
>>158442008
>>158441530cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Hit the amphetamines hard this weekend, have masterbated at least 11 times in the last 24 hours
>>158441530kewl it wit le antisemit remark!!! xD
>>158442027her khazar milkers and she can fix me
kayo has placeholder code in its source for showing ads when you pause the stream
I’ve had sex with 13 women
>>158442048meant for>>158442115
>>158442122good age
>>158442134applied for tafe yet mate
>>158442134
wtf is a fingerbox (is it related to zinger box?)>>158440908Agreed, I especially rate the no arse with big hips
I heard Nick Daicos is an ass man
imagine
>>158442170heads like racing tadpoles
just ejaculated in my (female) wife
>>158442170they'd be handsome blokes
>>158442170do quite like darcie davies
>>158442228Very blessed feet genetics those girls
basic bitches
>>158442231lol u mad cuckold faggot?
fat ugry husband put his smarr cock and semeng in me
I havent worn clothes at home for like 2 weeks now. just wrap a towel around my waist and live and the first thing I do when I get home is undress - its so much more comfortable
laugh at st kilda
>>158442264*yanks it off and sucks your cock*
>>158442170imagine having access to all their worn bras and knickers
>>158442231
>>158442288>micksperg trialling wigs
>>158442217what's her vagina like?
He cleared out the starfish and the tide pool lost its colors one species at a time. It turns out the starfish were the ones keeping the mussels from taking over everything. The smallest part of the pool was holding up the rest.
a girl who isn't basic simply means has a mental illness or two, likes some alternative bands that her ex bf liked, and a few tattoos/piercings
>>158442316WAOW SO TRUE GOOD SIR!!
>>158442316Being ‘basic’ is a mental illness these days
>>158442295tight with a golden bush, very little beef sticking out
>>158442327WAOW BASED TRUTHIE!!
>>158442307
>>158442307Why is he throwing them back into the tidal pool Really shit pic, good post though
>>158442330sounds delish mate give her a big hello from me yeah
>>158442307This would be considered a good post if one were to chuck it on LinkedIn.
>>158442295blown out after the second kid, hard to know where the pubes end theyve sort of joined onto her inner thighs looks like a greek wig she doesn't really make an effort these dayseven getting to its hard these days her belly sorta hangs over it basically gotta rape lite her and the rewards not worth the effort
>>158442353sounds delish mate give her a big hello from me yeah
wonder what yas is doing rn
>>158442353Want a third mate?
>>158442371straining her neck looking down at her cunt, trying to shave the perfect landing strip but never being happy with it so she takes a little bit more off until she ends bald
Holy shit this glowie is seething
>>158442170>make the entire uniform one colour shared by multiple clubs>make the only distinguishing feature subtle and easy to miss in motion>>158442222we know shlomo
>>158442353
think gook figured only ways to keep jannies unpaid is let them have their fun/ banning for personal reasons
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
having a frozen 'za for pre-dinner
living in an alfie world
born and raised in south geelong
took the midnight train to wyndham vale
just a sudo boy
just a iggy boy
she's a bad mama jamma
Born and raised in El Fasher Darfur
iggslight, searching, up and down jutland parade
