Patiently Waiting for Baseball Editionold and busted: >>158408992
>>158420892Anime and beer
I'll take a fucking right away
>>158420892
>>158420892Looney Tunes and wine
>>158420900the space between us feels like a playground of possibilities. let's see what kind of trouble we can get into.
Slip me one of those
>>158420917I passed gas in the form of a chortle, hearty, deep. But it's not laughter that fills my belly, it's gas.
stove status?
>>158420900Not today. Hand it over.
>>158420941Suckin' on whatever, that fairy. God he's cute, cute little fuck, he's fucking mocking me, he knows I want him. Gay little fag tempting me..... tantalizing me. Fuck his dumb ass
>>158420941Stone Cold
>>158420931this conversation is captivating, but the secrets whispered on skin are even more enticing. ready to explore them...a little closer, perhaps?
>spam genny with cancer>team losses horrificallyeach one lost in a different way too >mets didn't make the playoffs>doyerpacos won and then got swept by a team they swept before>cubs choked hard and their MVP did nothing, swept by the same state who eliminated the bears in football last year>yankees swept their rivals and then got swept by small ball
>>158420968I wouldn't even mind being gay, but I don't think men are cute at all. I freaking love women though, I can't get enough. I'm wondering though, why do they always flip their hair behind their ears when I walk by them? Is it the height, the muscles, or the smile? Who knows, secrets.... so many secrets in the world!
>>158420983Copernicus has navigated us to dumbass dot com lol
For me its barrel man.
Wait, the Dodgers billion dollar super team couldn't even get a win off the Brewers?
Heliocentric genny.
>Dustin May to head into FA after declining option with BrewersWe may have found our Michael King replacement.
>>158420985The moonlight paints you in such a way...I can't resist the urge to explore every captivating inch...with my imagination, of course. For now.
Dustin May suck a fuckin dick lo
>>158421013What's his fucking problem? Smug prick, you can tell he's gloating about all the cheating.
>>158421016astros have more catholic fans than the white sox (black baptist fanbase) do
>>158421030Does the Pope come from Houston or Chicago?
anus
>>158421025Fuck that red head nigga. Literally lost both playoff games he started for us.
>>158421040tradcaths hurt themselvesthe more protestant fanbase won every series the white sox were in
>>158421052Yes they made a deal with the devil and eternal torment will be their reward. The Vatican just released some new documents and according to the Donation of Constantine Skubal is promised to the Southside.
When the visiting team is out for the 3rd time, the broadcasters say "inning over".The inning is not over. It's halfway done.
>>158421001kek-o!
>>158420963straightest stove minder
who’s the newfag and why did he forget about the royals and the padres discord?
>bears immediately mortgage their future because gaysconsin won the world serieskek leadheads are such spiteful little gremlins
Basebros, he's got us there
>>158421105he meant kph ser
>
Today’s the two year anniversary of the stinkeeiest inning in World Series history kek!
kek doyerpacoskek cubtrannieskek MESTizos
Think we're getting a lockout? That shit must suck if you're a free agent. Jazz and the rest of the Yankees free agents are definitely getting fucked.
>>158421170top kek! I hate troons and foids.
>>158421170kek!
The lockout will break the doyers :)
>eaton and cheng traded>sonny gray goneWhat else do the Red Sox need to do this year to fix the team?
>>158421195FAGGets kek!
>>158421176Not just a lockout? The entire 2027 is going to be canceled. Both sides are standing their ground and will not easily be moved.
>>158421205Trade for Ryback
Every team should have a Japanese player.
>>158421176Jizz kek Jizz Jizzem lel Jizz Jizzem Junior LMFAO
>>158421215What are the odds the government gets involved? Feels like a 3rd party needs to intervene and make it fair for both sides.
>>158421239>none of them made the world series>75% of the teams in the ALCS/NLCS didn't have a japanese player>the japanese players all choked for the last onethe gimmick is overtotal weeb destruction
>/mlb/ has buck broken der chikaner to a state of rotating seethe about one of three teams and pretending he isn’t posting kek based /mlb/bros
>>158421250Even during peace time, and without everything looming overhead, Trump probably gives zero shits about baseball. If it were golf or maybe football, he'd step in. Nah, the gambling companies are probably the ones who'd step in. Baseball makes so much money for them because there are so many games.
calipacos and MESTizos fuming kekfor an entire year all they can remember is how badly they choked they can't even flee to football because all their teams have been destroyed
Please fuck my ass
>>158421250Did the government intervene in 1994? Did they intervene when the 2004-05 NHL season was canceled? Government shouldn't butt in.
>>158421263Venezuelans are the new meta.
>>158421283The Cowboys are doing alright. In the hunt for a division title at least.
>>158421300Giants better
>>158421291>Did the government intervene in 1994?They did, a lot. If I remember right, the White House had a whole press conference, there were senate meetings, and they got federal mediators appointed to try and help.
>>158421333Government should never intervene in labor disputes. Let the League and Players Union fight it amongst themselves.
>>158421333trump already came out in support of a salary cap though>>158421345its afraid
>trump is a retard cuck for the highest bidder no way you’re kidding me! Next you’ll tell me Mark Walter tried to bribe him with a World Series ring to get the SEC off his back.
>>158421369Let's listen to the guy who started a professional football league.
Jizz Jamm
>>158421205uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gimmie Durbin and some prospects for Kirby
Cap em!
Thinking of getting a tattoo this offseason
The Mariners will win a WS in a year with four digits that starts with 2.
>>158421308I'm a brewers fan and this is a little suspicious
>>158421433Stop posting her. She hates baseball wants to be left alone.
>>158421433keep posting her, she won Gold for America
I'm officially a Cubs girl!
>>158421486>2999
>>158421308I'm a brewers fan and we cheated.
I just feel so guilty my favorite club, the Brewers, cheated this entire year.
>>158421545Milwaukee prays to Allah everday. Allah is great.
>>158421560I left you because you cheated, asshole!
>>158421308bru cru here... i love the team but this is pretty damning
>>158421308Delete this!!
>>158421205it's fuckedi guess arias could be good (unlikely) and anythony could stay healthly (impossible)
>>158421534Congratulations!
>>158421308this is insane
>>158421568Mom can I have GTA? Dad said he'd buy it for me if I tell the family court I want to spend more time with him. He says since the Brewers won he won't hit me anymore.
>>158421292the last time a player won both in the same year was Bregman in 2017, seems like only cheaters can pull it off
>>158421618The Jews won the WBC?
>>158421565You're thinking of Minneapolis.
The brewers lied and people died
>>158421308Arsehole!
>>158421308sick fuck!!
>>158421528>>158421531I have literally nothing else to do this offseason besides posting the Baltimore Orioles number one fan
>>158421308Now the pitching stats.
>>158421333this time the current administration is pro salary cap and pro billionaire
>>158421605Maybe when your deadbeat dad makes his child support payment I'll think about getting your stupid game
>>158421666Wait til the blue wave comes chud. The Dems are taking control
>>158421308wow, just... wow
>>158421585i would imagine some kind of hitter is going to be brought in. they can't count on any of duran, yoshida, anthony, or casas to be productive hitters.
>>158421308This is incane
>>158421308I had no idea
for me it's the O's
>>158421333>>158421666>>158421671Nobody is going to intervene, they probably delay the season by a couple weeks and we get some modest changes to the CBA.
>>158421308We didn’t know!
>>158421272He gives a shit if he can extract a bribe like a partnership with Kalshi which his son owns a stake in or some red meat to throw to his cultists like lifting Pete's ban
>>158421691O yea
NU>>158405107>>158405107>>158405107>>158405107
>>158421409you sure you want durbin? he is on like his 4th surgery in 3 days.
>>158421664>the Baltimore Orioles number one fanThat's only your head cannon. She doesn't watch baseball at all.
>>158421683he will save the red sox
>>158421747I love baseball and I'm the Orioles #1 fan
How did every hispanic coded team lose horribly? In football too
>>158421723That aint nu
>>15842178449ers are 6-1
>>158421751i do think it will probably be him, or maybe arozarena. mostly because they are right handed. between one of them, contreras, and ideally mead being the hitter he was in washington should fix the lineup balance problems.
>>158421792norcal teamsocalpacos cannot claim themand now they're injured and purdy got exposed as an evansbabby kek
>>158421747No one watches baseball, that's why the ratings suck
>>158421723arsehole!
>>158421723*kicks dirt on you*
SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE RATINGS
Member when der chikaner used to spam gore or loli and now he just rants and raves about the doyers and mlb ratings all day lmao
dumb teams like the stankees and doyers
>>158421819If you mention, ratings, player excitement level, cheating allegations or parade size I immediately know you are the most saltiest, butt hurt fag on planet earth.
>>158421824
>>158421840I love ratings, player excitement level, cheating allegations and parade size!
sewers cheated tho and they're a ratings black hole sucking the revenue out of the league
>>158421728Brendan Flyover has the same problem but sucks at defense.
I'm a bottom! a kickapoo bottom! from gays mills gaysconsin!
thinking about going trick or treating again this year, bros
Who mindbroke shartcago harder, brian flores or the brewers?
>>158421897dressed as an anus
>>158421891
>>158421308flyover sisters... how do we respond?
>>158421824Member when he spammed pictures of Trump with the stankees for an entire year then they got absolutely bootyblasted by the rays and never lead a game for a single inning lol
I knead it...
>>158420892does that sign say "SELIG EXPERIENCE"? What is the Selig Experience?
>all my teams and allies lost but i beat the voices in my head o algokek
>>158421239mets are taking over japan when they get sato
he was brought to heel by /mlb/ and the psychogang lol
you now remember ben sheets
>>158421981Tramadol and kino
>>158421239Players? No. Cheerleaders? Yes!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AcuQpyjXWoo
>>158422013gavin sheets?
>>158422036Ben Nintendy
>>158421531maybe fools gold!
horrible year for them kek
The 2026 World Series ratings saw a decrease compared to 2024 and 2025
dumb teams like the stankees doyers philthies mest and blow jays
>>158422128wonder what viewer demographics looked like between those years
>>158422134kek!
>>158422134>>158422150Givem a cum shitter!!!
kek faveLApacos gonna seethe all offseason
>>158422155Check this one out!
Dodgers won the story
dombrowski shouldn't have a job
can't wait to see the wailing after the cap hits
dodgerchads still run this genny
>>158421105The loss of izzat is unreal
What game should I play first this offseason, Metaphor Refantazio or Persona 5 Royal?
Stearns can sod off if he wants to pay 325m for Skubal.
>>158422407order of the sinking star
>>158422171Okek!!!!
already forgot who won. pirates?
>>158422477$30 is kinda crazy for your box puzzle game, jonathan
>>158421124Number S Freddie Freeman
>>158421170I'm stupid, who is this chart depicting?
>>158422551Cubs won that world series.
>>158422587Don’t reply to chikaner
>>158422563there are like 1400 puzzles thougheverbeit
>>158422407I think you should play outer wilds
>>158422551Cubs
>>158421683not many free agents and the team has no trade pieces besides their aces which they can't give upit's over unless you can scam someone into taking ranger suarez or unc chapman
guys I dont know how long ill last in here this off season
>>158422477>>158422656These were not presented as options
>>158422694you only proposed gookslop outerwilds is a yank creation
>>158422694I got one for ya, russian roulette!
>>158422656holy based aussiebro
>>158422687please stay
>>158422717whoa! take it easy bud!!
>>158422011Phillies are getting Sato, cope and seethe.
ballplayer's
>>158422687perhaps I could tempt you with some coombait
>>158422771Sexo
winky spotted
>>158422771face too smiley
banana kino is starting
>>158422771Way too happy
>>158422781isn't livvy always smiling?
>>158422694>>158422407Persona 5 is better paced and you'll find learning the mechanics in Metaphor easier if you've learned babby version first.
>>158422804nope
>>158422770ball club owner's
>>158422818oof madone
>>158422862absolutely sickening
>>158422862a disgusting act
Smart baseball won. Bigly.
>>158422885*cheating baseball
>>158422171KEK
>>158422894No, cheating baseball got swept.
>>158422862
whens the cy youngs etc announced?
>>158422924Early December? I can't remember.
>>158422924they were canceled this year due to sub-par standards
these fucking election ads can't stop airing soon enough
Who's hyped for Game 6?
>>158423021who is baking the game bread
>>158422924zack wheeler got snubbed by his own rib
test
>>158423114failed. see me after class young man
Is the lockout going to change the outcome of the regular season?Less games?More teams advancing to the playoffs?Selig would’ve never
Barry Bonds hit .292 against Hall of Famers.That alone should get him in. Steroids don't raise your batting average
>>158423114Nooo you can't evade your ban. You have to stop posting for three days
>>158422694Play silent hill that’s where these maymays came from
>>158423155well they do raise your batting average by making you hit more home runs and fewer flyouts, but you know what I meant
>>158423155>>158423176hard hit balls increase your xba and steroids make you hit balls harder
>>158423155people act like pitchers of that era weren't juicing as well.
kek doyerpacos
>>1584225872025 mets playoff chance vs the team who beat them
>>158423165I did wait out my ban tho, just couldn't remember if it was today or tomorrow
Recker swindled me with that ass of hers!
>>158423275i thought i said you were outta hea
umpies, i beg you...
>>158420892is that Passan?
>>158421308>HOUSON
>>158423175just beat silent hill f and I've played 1-3
>>158423155they improve your kinetic vision by strengthening your eye muscles which increases your batting average (anime taught me this)
teach this bussy
Just had Raising Canes for the first timeThis is what you manchildren get excited about?! I’ve had gas station strips that tasted better
>>158423584this is a shake shack genny
>>158423432Was it any good? I bought the remake of 2 but I haven’t played it
>>158423386who?
>>158423199DINGER
for me it's popeyes $10 strips + side app-only combo (with two saucie packies)
Zaxbys genny actually
baseballhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lu3t7mTvDjA
>>158423733>hee-wonwhat kind of bug ass name is that
need big natural recs to beat to
beat to this bussy
stove is going to be ice cold until the CBA
>>158423874I think teams will likely be hot to buy but players are going to hold out
>>158423874last night I watched The Descent (2005) but this would've been slightly better
We rippin darts with Passann, fuck nigga.
>>158424010Forgot pic.
>>158423874would explore those caverns
>>158423862post buggs
I want to cook with white wine but I just use it on one dish and then drink the entire bottle
Why is there no baseball on?
That Milwaukee Brewers rap song is so catchy and addictive.
hey so do we have a new CBA yet?
>>158424156>he's not watching Dominican baseball Ngmi...
>>158421308I dont get it
>>158424156College Football and WWE Smackdown are on
Any Minnesota Twin bros in here? Is Michele Tafoya going to be your next Senator?
>>158421308whoa
who else here jombie?
>>158424330looking at that one and wondering wtf also. it seems to be mentioned only in passing and anything I've found doesn't clarify anything.
>>158421239>Every team should have a Japanese player.Every MLB ballpark will have this
>>158424330Is that one of those lightbulb heads?
>>158424330I’ve been here for about two years, and I’ve never once seen a Twins fan Also, I recently spotted a Royals fan for the first time
start spring training
>>158424524sorry, not until mid july
>>158423874whos this
>>158424623yesenia vargas
I know this is a cope, but I wouldn't trade trouts career as an angel for 3 rings. I got to watch the entire career of the goat and he did it with my team. I'm not from Anaheim or the orange county. Im from echo park
>>158424359Sal Frelick is my comfort character.
what the...Netouyohttps://x.com/DodgersOnSI/status/2116233194630529397
>>158424739me in the top right
>>158424809no
>>158421308Stolen bases are worth 3 home runs.
>>158424196
>>158424145That’s what you’re supposed to do. Wine goes bad after like 3 days of being open.
>>158423324>Recker swindled me with that ass of hers!Hers?
Other than Skubal to the Cubs which other big free agency moves are already public knowledge
ketuana
deez nutz
doyers should have been legend Tarik Skubal :(
>>158425003stephenson to the angels
>>158425003trevor to my cardinals with a celibacy clause
>>158425003>Skubal to the CubsHe will throw one game before getting injured lol.
>>158425018...smell like your dads saliva
>>158425052How come NFL players can beat their wives and run people over but this dude cant get a workout with a single MLB team?
>>158425064because baseball is irrelevant dum dum
>>158425064he called out the sticky stuff MLB blacklisted him when he was still actually goodnow he's awful and doesn't deserve a workout plus he'd be a distraction/PR headache
trevor may not have raped those women but he wants to rape them again
>>158425108Women deserve rape, thoughbeit.
Bauie makes the hall of fame or I scream the gamer word at a woman
Arseholes.
Baseball is going away for a long time
>>158425143it'll be back in the spring buddy
>>158425143Minor league baseball is going nowhere
>>158425143it'll be back with a cap in no time
Detmers to Dodgers3 years $120 milly
>>158425174source? peff????
>The dodgers have fa-ACKLMAO
Lockout Deadline: December 1st1. If no agreement is reached before the lockout begins:Complete freeze on negotiations: During the lockout, all communication between clubs and players (or their agents) is strictly prohibited.Deferred until the lockout ends: Players who remain unsigned when the lockout begins must wait until a labor agreement is reached and the lockout is lifted. Contract negotiations will resume immediately once the lockout ends.2. Historical precedent (The 2021 offseason)During the previous lockout in December 2021, the market unfolded in two distinct waves:A pre-lockout signing spree: Star players looking to secure a team before the freeze, and clubs eager to finalize roster reinforcements, pushed through a flurry of major contracts in late November.A condensed timeline following the end of the lockout: In the brief window between the end of the lockout (in March of the following year) and the start of spring training, the remaining top-tier free agents (FAs) engaged in rapid-fire negotiations and finalized their contracts.from Reddit
>>158425205pooers fans are obsessed with this shit lolchicago mogged all of them
>>158425208Nothing is going to happen.
RAYS WIN!!!! WE'RE GOING TO GAME 7 TOMORROW!!!! WE'LL SEE YOU... TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!!
>>158425236
>>158424421Wtf am I looking at.
Winky lit the stove
>>158425600he just left his cigarette over itits already cold again
>>158425622ugh
in a few years time, we will be sitting around at the bar with our friends drinking beer and talking about baseballsomeone will pose the question>who won the World Series the year before the lockout?>uhhh i dont remember...>Dodgers? they won back to back right>yeah i think sonopeit was the Brewersand nobody will remembernot even their fans or players, whose mental real estate is occupied by the same people who spend money in Wisconsinwho even in moments of VICTORY are thinking of the most relevant team in /mlb/the Chicago Cubs!
>>158425765If the Brewers won a WS I think I'd remember it.
>>158425765It’s crazy how even the players are obsessed not just the fans
Skubbie to the Cubbies! :D
ill have 100,000 beers
>>158425143Bananaball is replacing MLB.
>>158425251Hololive Night. It's an amazing experience every MLB ballpark should do.
Running back the run back.
>>158420892What's a quesitaco?
>>158426142what, you've never folded a quesadilla and put meat in it?
Loooootta stove left
>>158426250Ohhhhhh. Nope.
If the Padres ever win a World Series, they should go all the way to the next Charger game at SoFi and flex that Commissioner's trophy similar to what the Brewers did at Lambeau.
This was your world series 100 years ago. How does it stack up to 2026?
>>158424421Do the Doyers have a monopoly on these? I would like to see one at a Rags game some day.
>>158424421R.I.P mococo
>>158426107>every MLB ballpark should do oneDodgers didn't have a Hololive night this year. It's safe to say It's canceled for the foreseeable future.
>>158420937KWAB
>>158421239none of them are strong in the clutch, Ohtani has two rings in spite of his overall presence in the post season
>>158421618>Dodgers got cheated out of two ringsKWABgers
>>158425205the parade payments were deferred, that's parade in 2035 is gonna be incredible
>>158425064>>158425096he broke an unwritten rule, his tendency for violence was just a safe way to get him out without any questions, he can cry and complain all he wants but without sticky stuff he's not a good enough pitcher to warrant a serious contract, look at his stuff prior to his self admitted pitching enhancing, the year he 'broke out' was the year he started to use substances, his Dodger contract was based on that stuff and he also started to talk openly about it fixing it up for other players, I'm sure it's not just the league but other players not wanting that asshat around
>brewers are cheati-ACK!!
Just took a MASSIVE Your team
>>158427175no...NO!!!
We called him "Splits"... ... Splits Diaz....
Cubs girl soles
Which players can really take a pounding?
Anuspie on the board!!!!
>>158421534>>158422600>>158425765>>158427273Declined option.
>>158420937MAX CALORIES
>>158421369>implying anyone cares about what orange nigger wants now
that faggy fatty
>>158425765I'm a brewers fan and this is true
>>158426142googled it, apparently they put melted cheese on a birria taco
>>158420941this dude creeps me out. Can't put my finger on why
>>158420941hey wait, that's not a straw! that's a Twizzler!
What does your MLB do during the cold winter?
>>158429949hockeytoo bad /hoc/ sucks so bad i have to post here even when baseball isnt on
I think David Stearns is planning on signing Jazz Chisholm and Alec Bohm.
>>158426365What does he do?
boo
>>158430688*shits pants*
>>158426365Shit teams.
>>158430688the power of Christ compels you
>>158430747source?
gm spookiners nation
>>158425064Baseball is held to a higher moral standard. No other sport would prompt a congressional investigation for PED use.
Which player is a nob rainer?
Knob Rayner now dat was a bawlplayer
I'm a ball player atm
Who /discountcandytomorrow/ here?
oh no no no no no
>>158431463oh no that really sucks for the tv ad revenue jews at fox
>>158431278My interest in candy has greatly diminished as I have gotten older.
kek
>>158421170>2025 playoff oddsny doggies won it all in 2025
>tfw world eries isnt on halloweenshit owl
omikek
>>158431709kek, doggie doos
>>158425205Surprised by Astros in 22 and also forgot how nuts cubs was. Got to be one of the largest gatherings of people ever
>>158431463down 25% from last year? yikes, not a good look for milwaukee and tampa
What's everyone doing for Halloween tonight? I'm taking out my girlfriend's kids tirck-or-treating.
>>158432538youre looking at it
>>158426628That's why the Dodgers want to bring it back next season Pacoco.
>>158432538Giving out candy since my kids are going with their friends trick or treating and there is no baseball on.
>>158432441The Argentina 2022 world cup parade had over 5 million people too
keko
>>158430688Honestly I'm terrified
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A SKELLY ON MY SCREEN
>>158433077ah shit I forgot to refresh my page for today lol
I gawtta have it
trick or treat
Happy Halloween, /mlb/ eat lots and lots of candy.
>>158433643smell my feet!
>eggs your housePssh nothing personal /sp/
Today was supposed to be Game 7...
can't believe the rays came back from 3-0 to tie the series
>>158433952give me something good to eat
>>158433643>>158434269Stupid costume. Fuck off, no candy for you
Great news, M's fans
...........when's baseball?
>>158434402Next season will be even worse. They will still have no 3b, no one to replace Randy, an even worse bullpen, regressed starters. Everything will suck and maybe this time Jerry gets fired for it.
>>158434454maybe they will get Sato!
>>158434269*hands you an apple*
>>158434557*eggs your house*
y'all ready for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOmFUid3vA
blow gays kek
My Astros did another DEI hire again for GM, it's so over
>>158434557gib raisins at least
The scariest thing of all... no chadres baseball for months...
what spooky movies are we watching tonight?
>>158436704Ray
>>158436704>the thing>the shining>the abyss
>>158436704Knock Knock. Its a twisted fucked up movie where Ana De Armas and her hot friend tie Keanu Reeves down and forces him to HAVE SEX WITH THEM. Scary how this shit could happen to anyone
>>158436856nice
>>158437007>no don't suck my cock! NOOOOOOOO-
>>158433643>>158434269>>158435603I give you one bag of Big League Chew (grape)
>>158437007>Nooo Ana de Armas don't you dare put my erect cock in your soaking wet shaved pussy
>>158436704I saw Resident Evil two days ago>>158437124I remember the cotton candy one losing its flavor frustratingly fast
>>158437007>>158437050>>158437188>>158437263https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>158433952Cubs girl?
Who is next?
>>158437286The best use of vocaroo ever. Thank you Patrick star for this
>>158421195Mets gonna Met
>>158437686Pirates seem to be building something. Can't trust the Memers even if I want to say them on paper. Orioles are a disappointment this decade so not them.
>>158437686dodginers 2027 fall classic, book it
>>158422885>1 win in 58>smaht
>>158437686Hope it aint one of dem berd teams thats for sure.
>>158437843Wicked smaht
Happy Halloween, /mlb/.
>>158437286we've all been there desu
>>158437770retard
Cubs girls tricker treating their soft lavender soles on my face until suffocation
BAU BAU!
Fuck this asshole
>>158435942How about suppor your Chargers
>>158437881wtf... Wat da!!!
>>158437952>solestoe's
Give it up for dem cubbies!
Get it up for dem Cubbie girls!
Tarik Skubal here. I am officially announcing my decision to sign for..................The cubbies!
>>158438298what da..
I'm a brewers fan but I've decided to give those cubbies a chance
You are going out tonight and having sex....right, em ell bee?
>>158438767Someone's got to mind the stove lad.
>>158438767No, that's not what halloween's about.
>>158438767my grindr is popping off
sex havers get the glove
>>158438895Same here LA is begging for my boipucci
>>158423584>Just had Raising Canes for the first timeCane's
>>158437881Cute!
>tfw no comfy Halloween World Series You had 1 job tampa
>>158439217look on the bright side, at least now you get to go out and have sex instead of staying home watching baseball
>>158439217It would have been a ratings disaster, no one's gonna spend their Halloween Saturday night watching two flyover teams
smart teams like the brewers and rays
Happy Halloween from Orange and black teams
>>158439561happy halloween, brother!
Now THIS is a blowpen.
>>158439362I don't either get out or have sexBall is my life>>158439522Just wanted the comfiness and feel of superiority over normies
>>158438767Until what age you can go out to costume parties/ night clubs and try to hook up with any whoreI feel I'm too old for that, like it's not even fun anymore
>>15844011938.5
Deitmers to the fucking Doggies for $120 mil3 years with club option
>>158438767I just came back from going out feeling as lonely and empty as I do for all my other excursions
Bru Cru on SNL tonight.
>>158441424Shan't be laughing.
>>158438298I think both the honorable and smart move for you to make is to re-sign with the Dodgers on a short term high aav deal and I say that as a Cubs fan.
>>158441572bussy
just heard about the guy who dipped his balls in glitterpretty nuts
RAWR IM A VAMPIRE!Im gonna suck everyone dry!
>>158441726
>>158441751Chop on brutha
suck this bussy
my gay rockies!
KWABOTY
>>158441793Not smart.
>>158441793Dumbtani kek
sodumb notsmartani KEK
>>158441793that was before his signature moment tho
>>158441829>king of juco vs king of jew co.
Where is Anuspie
Piss drunk rn bros kek stankeedoo ‘em happy Halloween anons
Stayed up late and sat through some dogshit "comedy" to watch this.
Brewers on SNL
>>158436856Still blows my mind that black shirt guy planned the entire thing.
>>158441946Is this gay code?
Bein' gay's a lot like Drinkin' up in Wisco - Every 1 does it, nobody minds, nobody gives a hoot!
gaysconsin lol
>>158441983Nah they just appeared on the show
>>158442060Spread thy faggotry in other realms, thou faggabond
>>158441991gays mills lol
I'll g'head 'n Gaysconsin kek it
>>158442106Mother F------ motherfucker! What! Gays mills kek! Kekkapoo bottoms KEK
>>158442110lol try this one on fer size
>>158442117What in tha wurld goes on in those Accursed fairgrounds.... yegods....
>it’s a real place on gods green earth mother of gawd
The people of Gays Mills will not be slandered
nu>>158442147>>158442147
>>158442148>>158442148>>158442148ALL ABOARD
>>158442150>>158442155I simply can't decide
>>158442150>>158442155This...... is a quandry
>>158442150>>158442155Quite a conundrum...
anuses
