My Rammies :) Edition>NewsPanthers fire defensive coordinator Evero amid 3-4 start; Wash to serve as interim DCWR Thomas Jr. wants to 'show everybody what I can do' amid trade rumorsJeanty calls out Jets' tackling; Gang Green sees it as 'fuel to the fire'Nelson opens up on 'bittersweet' trade from Colts, 'next chapter' with Seahawks
our year
>>158420057Thank you for baking. :)
yeah we're winning 6 games
What's today's Ben and Sara news?
This retard should have been fired years ago when he fielded one of the top 5 worst defenses all time.
>hire a Daronte>surprised he's bad at his job
How is everyone?
>>158420085I feel like blitzing on 80% of plays should result in a higher pressure rate than 31%
Updated Sky Lord rankings for Halloween: Love just jumped from #4 to top3 in the NFL, a major triumph. Goff and Stafford remain Top3 (Goff has been #1 this whole week)NFC Top9 Sky Lords in blue
>>158418886>>>158418441>>Lions would be number 1 if they had a better OC.>Lol wut, do you mean DC?DC Sheppard sucks and I expect him to be fired at the end of the season. A stacked team in a Super Bowl window shouldn't be "training up" their coordinators, they need talented veterans calling the plays.>Loins are averaging like 30 pts a game, second in overall scoring I think>They don't need a better OCOC Petzing is better than Morton was last season but I still don't trust the guy, he didn't do shit for three seasons with the Cardinals and the fact is that the Lions success is due to the overwhelming talent of the players on offense, not because of anything Petzing is doing. In fact, he's holding the offense back with his basic bitch Pop Warner play calling.
>>158420095feels bears man
McVay still hasn't been proven wrong about Goof.
why doesn't everyone just blitz all the time
>>158420116Mcvay is retiring this year after missing the playoffs
My Chargies!
>>158420122And if he makes the playoffs?
>>158420138shan't be
dan campbell is my favorite based retard but he is not a good judge of coordinators
>>158420079The kid is going to have face melting acne
>>158420162Stop bitching. You got Branch and Kerby back. You can bitch again at the deadline when your GM trades for a homeless guy with bad knees to play nickel.
>>158420138anon, 9-8 is not good enough for a wild card in the NFC
Pack are the coolest fucking team
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==VIKINGS (at DET)Chiefs (at DEN)Bills (vs BAL)49ers (BYE)==In danger this week==Steelers (vs CLE)Browns (at PIT)Bears (at SEA MNF)Broncos (vs KC)==Applying for membership==Jaguars (vs IND)Lions (vs MIN)Bengals (vs TEN)==At risk of blacklisting==Eagles (vs WAS SNF)Commanders (vs PHI SNF)Dolphins (vs NE)Jets (vs LV)Colts (at JAX)Buccaneers (vs ATL)Cardinals (at DAL)==The Blacklist==>Chargers>Titanseveryone else fuck off
>>158420162>dan campbell is my favorite based retard but he is not a good judge of coordinatorsIndeed. Dan and the Lions stuck gold with Ben Johnson but otherwise, both the OCs and DCs for the team have been middling (DC Aaron Glenn) or straight up sucked (OC Morton).As a Lions fan this is enraging, as the team is stacked with future HoFers and should be easily marching to multiple Super Bowl wins.
>>158420184>loser of steelers browns gets kicked out of the club>loser of commies eagles gets blacklistedaw hell yiss it's DEATHMATCH week
>>158420188>as the team is stacked with future HoFers and should be easily marching to multiple Super Bowl winsYou guys have absolutely no backfield and Jared Goof at QB. While I agree the team should be doing better, and should have at minimum 1 superbowl appearance if not a win, to say that it's so stacked that it should have multiple rings with Dan Campbell at HC is just insanity.
>>158420074Ain't even your week.
>>158420184>VIKINGS (at DET)This is the game of the week; best defense vs best offense with the Lions favored, as they've improved their pass defense while the D-line is already great, whereas the Vikings still have a shit offense that can't score.
>>158420202>You guys have absolutely no backfield>the lionsNigger what?
>>158420184feels incredibly likely that the luck runs out for my brownies this week. we're on the road and old man rodgers is gonna be pissy from getting humiliated last time. the 7-10 season begins here
>>158420172You sure about that?
if the fraud bowl were played today, who would be in it and who would win (lose)?
The colts traded the best guard in the league by a country mile for a bag of peanuts. That's one of the last positions you touch if you want to retool successfully. Proof that they have no plan and are trading players for the sake of it. Probably listening to the national media.
>>158420202>You guys have absolutely no backfield and Jared Goof at QB.Impressive lack of ball knowledge in this post. Nearly woman tier.
>>158420188If Ben Johnson is so smart why do the Lions have a good offense without him?
>>158420227The Colts need that 3rd round bag of peanuts, they'd be fools not to take the deal.
>>158420202>Gibbs is a generational RB>No backfieldBall status: Known
>>158420202>You guys have absolutely no backfieldThe pass defense has gotten better and it's failing is mostly on DC Sheppard not knowing WTF he was doing but going into Week 7, Rakestraw is a top five CB and DJ Reed is top ten>and Jared Goof at QB.Ahh, so you don't know football. Carry on then.
Yeah Lionsbros your backfield sucks. I'll give you a 6th round pick to trade Gibbs to Houston but only because I'm feeling nice todat.
>>158420103>yds/gholy boomer
>>158420232>If Ben Johnson is so smart why do the Lions have a good offense without him?Because the _players_ are HoFers who could still score points even if my dumbass was calling plays.The Lions are good despite their coordinators being shitty to average.
>>158420202>You guys have absolutely no backfield and Jared Goof at QBAnon I...words have failed me.
bears got fleeced
>>158420274I'm surprised they sent so much. Surely one first and a prospect could have got the deal done
>>158420261That was the last good game my Commanders played
>>158420280NTA but from what I heard, the Titans didn’t want to trade Simmons. So whoever was getting him was going to have to make an offer literally too good to be true
The Lions are the only team that everyone consistently gives a free pass to for injuriesWhen it happens to the 49ers, Ravens, Eagles, Rams, Cowobys, Packers, Patriots everyone clowns them non stop and says there are no excusesFor the Lions, it's>n-no no, you see, they totally WOULD have won all those games and super bowls if EVERYONE stayed healthy!what causes this mental illness with the Loins, is it because they are so historically tragically terrible that everyone wants them to win and patronizes them?drafting and signing the right players, along with good medical teams, backup plans, solid depth, and rotation/rest is an important component to running a teamwill you have freak injuries? sure, but the lions have not done enough to make up for it, and to give them a constant free pass is patheticthey aren't a serious team and you are not serious people if you do this
>>158420298Literally made them an offer they couldn't refuse
>>158420300I disagree about the 49ers>not a seriousThis is played out
Hitting women as a pro ball player is based
>>158420309I find it very odd that Butker is maligned more than Jacobs or Alaric Jackson
>>158420304>played outis played out you fag, what year is this, 1992?
>>1584201729-8 wins the South by 2 games to play an 11 win wild card team
>>158420303lol yeah. 2 firsts for a DT is simply mandatory acceptance unless you think you’re a contender this year. Titans weren’t parting with him otherwise
>>158420314I wish it were so your particular brand of subhuman wouldn’t be here
why the fuck is so much time and effort dedicated to that trash ass division that never wins shit?
>>158420300You don't understand. It's not Goff's fault he turned the ball over four times as the 1 seed in 2024. If the defense wasn't so injured, the commanders wouldn't have scored on those turnovers.
>>158420346>If the defense wasn't so injured, the commanders wouldn't have scored on those turnovers.Technically this part could still be true
>>158420346This sounds like cope
>>158420359For Lions fans, sure
what's you're Halloween costume
>>158420227>yes we'll trade nelson>no we really need to keep jtay
>>158420330Idk why don't you talk about your trash ass division then
>>158420103Think about how hard it is to win the Super Bowl as a Sky Lord. Brady famously choked his first 6 times straight (0-6 as a Sky Lord in playoff campaigns) before he hit paydirt with a legendary 3 SB wins over his last 6 seasons as a Sky Lord. That's 3 SBs in 12 seasons as a Sky Lord on a team with great OLs, legendary OL coach, great special teams and elite defense with defenders making game changing plays all over the place
>>158420376fat drunk idiot. oh wait
>>158420324Anon are you okay? You wanna try reading that post again?
>>158420221It's the NFC, that's just how it works there. You get less super dominant teams and more wild card competition. Harder to make the playoffs, better chance of going on a run once you're in.
Go ahead and laugh it up about my injured Chiefies being “exposed” in a fluke game that means nothing. My male order bride is on pace to arrive next Monday, I’m winning and you’re losing.
>>158420401The NFC consists of the elite 9ers and Seahawks and a bunch of shitters and frauds. There’s only 2 teams who even deserve to make the playoffs.
>>158420420>male orderCracks me up everytim
>xheattle>man fagdisco
>>158420211>>158420230>>158420238>>158420269Fuck, meant to say secondary.
>>158420469cazzie moment
>>158420382They’re not going to give away JT. They’re waiting to see who will give them the best offer. They want a first
>>158420280They panic bought because everyone else was making trades
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why are they picking on caleb?
>>158420519I N E V I T A B L E
>>158420522I'm sure there's absolutely zero context missing her and these miracle shoes that help prevent ACLs getting torn are banned because the NFL hates their players and wants them to miss games.
Had to buy a wooden spoon for the bathroom on the way home to chop up my Philadelphia Eagles before flushing.
>>158420522because he's intentionally tanking the fine to advertise the cleat he isn't even paying the fine, they are
>>158420547i trust in flacco
>check in>They've rotated to seething about the lions
>>158420057bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-6 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>158420551Good luck! Ive had the kansas shittiest all week since sunday. no matter how many times I wipe it doesn't go away
>>158420564>one elite qb sticking up for another elite qbwarms my heart
>>158420586
not sure if based or cringe
>>158420564Can’t he just slap an adidas logo on the side
>>158420614based
>>158420614trubisky looking ass
>>158420616that's fraud, brother
Reminder that the lions have the best QB in the league and the 2nd best DT (best in the NFCN)Vikings have the best defense in the leagueGreen gay is mid but won the world series
>>158420626So par for the course for gayleb
>>158420547the context is he's not covering up the logos. He could easily do that but this is a passive aggressive pissing contest about player safety and he doesn't care about the fines because somebody else is paying them
who was in the wrong here?
>>158420649
>>158420649Does anyone have the anime Green gay webm where the anime girl says she’ll make the field goal and then misses and the stadium explodes
>>158420636Goof lmao
Kek just remembered kiwi has to pay child support for his brown child
The problem with the Seahawks wasn't their offensive line, it was their lack of talent at running back after losing K9. Seahawks just made a worthless trade for a rental that will not help them win a title.
CUTE
>>158420680Improving the line will still help the RBs even if getting a big time RB would have been the better move
Has Carlie crowned herself GM yet
>>158420689>berg
They can do their nails and claim its just for Halloween this week
Scared, queefies?
Goff : 112.5Burrow : 110.4Purdy : 110.1Penix : 109.1Tlaw : 106.2
>>158420708>some bears fans pulling off a halloween pranklol meanwhile the vikings' male cheerleaders are dedicated to their craft 24/7.
Goodell needs to do something about the NFC South. Not only do they take up a playoff spot for the division winner, but whatever NFC division draws them waltzes into the playoffs as well.
>>1584207305 Black QBs.
Carlie traded away every good player they have for late round picks because she thinks she's going to masterfully get Tom Brady and Brock Purdy in the sixth round every time kek
>>158420662Goof is indeed the best QB in the nfc, yes.
>>158420720It’s a broncos line
>>158420745Trading interior lineman a year after you traded for a corner and overpaid a WR is just, ugh, I literally can’t even
wtf when did gaysconsin win an NBA championship
>>158420777A few years back. They had a dude called the greek freak
>>158420776she found the ickest ick to ever ick
>>158420614sports movements outside of sports just expose how gay they are... maybe caleb is ahead of the curve
Me on the left.
>>158420116McVay is always right
>>158420745having a retard do a firesale mid season is unironically good for the sport
I'm so fucking excited for Carlie's ColtsThey're going to be worse than Snyder's Redskins
>>158420564Shill. How many times have you included the account in your x screencap posts again?
>>158420680>>158420694The 1st round running back starts practicing this week and RB1 should play Monday. The run game as it is has been hampered by RB4 fumbling and Bradford being out meant nobody could block. Bradford came back last week and all of the sudden RB3 had over 100 yards so I'm not terribly worried.
>>158420777
it's so gay the chargers can't trade herbert
>>158420564>>158420616>>158420626The Xianxi Bears!
>scrack EPAwe're just making shit up to troll people on twitter now
>>158420840do you not know what a no-trade clause is? it doesn’t mean he won’t get traded at all, it means he won’t get traded to a team he doesn’t want to play for.
but who leads the league in LIGMA
>>158420836>hey WNBA>where's your stadium reservation
>>158420858Steve Jobs
>>158420856and he won't go anywhere else except maybe florida because he's checked out and won't want to leave SD (which unlike faveLA is an actually nice city)
I've gotta take recycling back tomorrow bros. Do you think the people at the store will think less of me when I bring in thousands of beer cans?
>>158420856Nta but they still can't trade him. Mostly because he's shit and no one wants him and that contract.
>>158420851ANALtards are just setting up the (adjusted season) scrack EPA acronym
>>158420745Yes, more teams should follow along. QBs are only worth late first and high second round picks at best now. RBs are about the same.
>>158420103As for the Top Ten Defenses backing those QBs up, the only teams top 20 in both total defense and scoring D are:NFC#1 ppg/#2 ypg Vikings D#4 ppg/#1 ypg Dark Side D#6 ppg/#4 ypg 49ers D#9 ppg/#8 ypg Bears D#11 ppg/#10 ypg Packers D>#14 ppg/#3 ypg Bucs D>#16 ppg/#5 ypg Rams D>#17 ppg/#7 ypg Giants DThat's 3 top 9 NFC QBs in the NFCN (everyone but Murray) plus 3 Top10 defenses in the NFCN (everyone but Lions)Note Bears just made a big upgrade to take them to the Next LevelAFC>#2 ppg/#14 ypg Chiefs D>#3 ppg/#20 ypg Jags D#5 ppg/#6 ypg Steel Curtain #10 ppg/#11 ypg Pats D#12 ppg/#13 ypg Browns D#13 ppg/#10 ypg Jets D
>giving up 2 first round picks for the shiniest turd in the toilet
>>158420953>give up 2 firsts to fix the defense>it won't even help fix thiskek, the "but I did have breakfast" gm
i hope they never do rivalry uniforms ever again what a colossal failure
>>158420953they panicked because everyone else was making moves and the brewers won the world series kek
Last night I wanted to shoot myself in the headThis morning I feel so goddamn happy and excitedNever kill yourself bros
>>158420680Verdict is still out on Price and Charbs was very effective last year. Cope seethe dial8
>>158421031Price looked good in the Cards game before he got hurt.
>>158421019>Never kill yourself brosWhy not? I've killed myself a few times, it was worth it.
>>158421051He looked good trucking that BAWB but mediocre before his injury overall.Speaking of BAWB, I hope nobody has been surprised that Cooper Dejean can’t stick anyone on the outside darker than chestnut wood. Fangio has clearly lost a mental step if he still can’t figure it out.
>>158421019Glad you're feeling better cat bro. Panthers will be good once they get healthy
>>158421081Don't lie to him.
Fans of shit teams, what position does your team need to address in the offseason? My Saints need a #1 corner, desperately need a better linebacking corps, and another edge would be welcome. I'd be over the moon if we could get Dylan Stewart but they're probably not gonna draft that high.
>>158421108QB, CB, WR, DS
>nfl asks caleb to tape over his cleats' logo (does not say he can't wear them)>oy vey dey tryna ban muh special cleats!>get the cleats that are too op for the nfl!masterful marketing campaign, caddix
>>158421108Force Dean Spanos to sell the team or have him and his bloodline eliminated from existence.
>>158421125the fine is pathetically small for disobeying a direct order from the NFLthey should up it to 6 figures or threaten suspensions
Attention San Diego, Orange, and Riverside counties. The Chargers need your support!
>>158421125Apparently caddix is paying the fines.
>>158421108Head coach, WR, head coach, S, HC, IOL, the coach in charge of the overall team, and CB
>>158421127>This idiot thinks a force sell would hopefully move the Chargers back to San Diego.They're not going to easily abandon their billion dollar training facility they recently opened up in El Segundo.
brad holmes is a football terrorist
>>158421138It doubles every week
>>158421147>starting a monetary pissing match with a multibillion dollar “non-profit”
what's a pocket passer anyway
>>158421169Jared Goff
>>158421165how many grains of wheat until caddix goes bankrupt?
>>158421169
>>158421080He made massive improvement between week 1 and 2. Wilson and Holani too looked better and they're the shittiest guys in the room. I don't expect him to be an all pro or anything but he should be good enough to help the offense.
>>158421169It where's you don't throw any interceptions and don't need to do any showoff ngubu stuff
>>158421166a couple thousands in fines for the best advertising you've ever had by a wide margin is more than worth it. Shit they might be able to let go of their whole marketing department, those useless expensive cocksuckers
>>158421187I’m still holding him in my fantasy IR spot lol so I hope you’re right
>>158421186>>158421194Why does everyone suck Purdy's (confirmed Evansbab) dick when my nigga Goof puts up 30+ a game?
>>158421197Well yes but they can’t keep it up for very long. Respect if they can cleanly stick the exit
>>158421197the NFL isn't to be fucked with, they will never let them use their product now.>>158421209Lions aren't a flashy trendy team, the people who think about them are mostly spiteful rival NFCNfags
>>158421177>>158421186>>158421194Based. The pocket is whites only.
>>158420123Don't worry bro, you've got a whole offseason of Jeremiah Smith hype to look forward to before 2027 starts and Bustin still plays like dogshit anyway.
>>158421152Who said anything about moving back?I want Spanos to sell the team and GTFO and possibly lift us from his curse and poverty
>>158421213I don't think you understand how little money this is in terms of advertising/marketing for a multimillion dollar company. They could pay this and the maximum fine all day, every dayor week in this case>>158421219players already use the product. This whole spat is over the visible logos
>>158421253You really think the NFL is going to be played like this?They have special dispensation from congress. This is going to backfire on them hard
>>158421253I understand it very well. It’s you that doesn’t understand exponential growth. They absolutely cannot continue paying this “every week” and that assumes the NFL won’t make any reactive changes based on this stunt.
>>158421209Because then all the fags who work at espn and fox would need to admit they were wrong all those years they talked shit about him.
>>158421199I don't know how any of that stuff works but I don't expect him to look very good in the first game back, I expect Wilson to get most of the carries as Price and Charbonnet ramp back up. >>158421219Lionmania got kicked in the balls last year but it'll come right back if they beat the Kangz or especially the Burrs on Thanksgiving.
need my prostate rubbed
ben johnson is way more obsessed with beating the lions and Big Dan than he is the packers, he just pretends to care about green gay because bearsfags are obsessedif he goes from 0-2 to 0-4 against cambell after this all-in move he may legitimately melt down
It feels like there's a soup kitchen in my ass
>>158421269>>158421275the nfl can only fine a player so much per infraction because of the cba. Even if it "doubles now" they'll eventually reach the cap. The cap is something like a couple hundred thousand which again is nothing for this kind of advertising. The nfl can't change shit mid season without a fight from the players association
3-4 superteam kek
>>158421238Every Chorgerpaco is hoping Spanos sells the team and relocates back to San Diego.
>>158421282It's not even about the Lions. I'm a Texans fan and Goof is just legitimately, objectively a really fucking good QB. At best he's purposely ignored by the media news and at worst they talk shit about him.
kek caleb is going to throw away the refball the bears were getting over these cleatsdumbest thing you could do. gays are always drama queens
Ok but why can’t he wear those shoes?
>>158420932Packers about to get a Next Level upgrade themselves >Remember Jonathan Gannon, the great DC for the Eagles 2021-2022 before he became the HC in Phoenix AZ only to be sent packing by a Lafleur? Last night>Green Bay Packers generated a 52.2% pressure rate in a win over the Carolina Panthers That is a 93rd percentile pressure rate in the NFL this season. They registered the 15th-fastest time to pressure in any game this season (2.29 seconds) and tied for the 11th-most pressures in a single game (24). There has been 215 games this season.Note the Panthers are missing 3 of their 4 big cap hit starting OL (and without 5 starters on defense, including both CBs with both backup up CBs also injured)But Packers didn't have Micah Parsons
>>158421321Of all the quarterbacks who have been to an owl still playing he is playing the best.
>>158421336he can, he just has to cover up the logos just like the other players who wear them. He's making a scene to prove a point or something and the company is taking advantage of the pr
>>158421336He can, he's just being an attention whore by refusing to cover up the logo for some reason. Ironically Gay people love to go on crusades
They call my ass the Crust Shack™ and it's open 24/7
>>158421312Trust me friend, I am a faggot lawyer. If the company wants to keep paying his fine the nfl will happily have their faggot lawyers instead will sue the company for interfering with the NFL’s contracts and licenses. They can also suspend Caleb. I also would dispute that “a couple hundred thousand” per week is still “little money” for them, lol.
hot take: the mvp won't be one of the current top 5 odds leaders
kek at people thinking the players union will jump in to fight a marketing campaign for a random company and an attention whoring faggot
>>158421387NTA but it’s not the NFLPA per se but the terms of the CBA. However, the extent to which the company inserts itself into the dispute might give the NFL standing to sue them directly.
>>158421350>>158421359>he has to cover the logoWhy?
>>158421405>what are contracts
Remember when Jeffrey Simmons beat the shit out of that chick? Kek
>>158421415Well yeah but I mean at least he wasn’t a Catholic or something
>>158421405Nike pays a fuckload of money for their logos to be on screen without some fruity faggot promoting a competing brand in primetime.
I think the Colts should keep Taylor
Why is nobody trying to trade with the Chargers? They have so many elite players giving Herbert so much help every play and they’re 0-6 despite this.
>>158421432they literally just made his job harder by moving Nelson. All keeping him will do is lower his value
>>158421432The market for running backs this year is small. Probably just the Vikings are looking for one after Nelson went to the Seahawks.
Gave dat white bitch a 10 piece combo keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek plonked
>>158421432Why are you a sexist opposed to women ownership
>>158421432I think my iggles should keep Saquon too
>>158421410>>158421430I don’t really care about the NFL’s deal with Adidas
>>158421457They actually shouldn’t
>>158421460nah you are
>>158421458That will be $12,000.
>>158421367Hey ben
>>158421457>>158421460They should keep him because he's fucking hurt and nobody is going to give up much for him.
>>158421458That’s your prerogative but civil courts do
>>158421457>>158421460Saquon looks washed. I don't think anyone will take him.
Jonathan Taylor is under contract through next season thobeit the other guys contracts were up this year. I think they might keep him. They need some pieces for the new coaching staff to work with
>>158421467What the h man. Uncalled for
>>158421479Do they have a first next year? They're not going to be good next year either way and should get what they can for him.
>>158421471Hey anon how's ya Friday m8?
>>158421477every time he touched the ball he looked great, problem is he only touched it like 7 times because he was obviously still fucking hurt. no idea why they even put him out there.>>158421483I'm sorry bro. I went too far.
Cazzata malanga
>>158421479They'll still be shit next year. Trade him.
>>158421497It’s okay. I’m sorry too
>>158420680obv just speculation until it actually gets done, but Schneider has signed every mid-season "rental" acquisition he's made in the last 3 years. no way they'll let an elite line player walk
>>158421490They don't but that doesn't mean they're automatically gonna be turbo dogshit. Seahawks got Russell Wilson round 3 and instantly went to the playoffs. Cowboys got Dak round 4 and instantly went to the playoffs. One season turnarounds happen all the time
>>158420249how about you give us derrick stingley for a 2nd?just kidding, our GM wouldn't even do that
>zesty mutt DEI posterboy now that mutthomes is washed>blow it up all up because you refuse to put a piece of tape over something for reasons nobody can decipherneurosyphilis
>>158421511My eagles will trade you Riq Woolen for a 4th
>>158421522Could you injure at least one of his legs first? Holmes isn't interested otherwise.
>>158421508The Colts haven't drafted well though, they need more picks so they can roll the dice more often. >>158421506I think he would have to restructure Darnold's deal somewhat to free up cap space but I expect that to happen in the offseason.
>>158421522man, a GM like noseman or schneider would be great
>>158421547Dolphins drafted 13 players this year and they've won a single game. Draft picks are valuable but not the only way to get a team back to the winning column. They should see what they have in Riley Leonard imo or swing on a mid rounder. danny dogshit has regressed back to his dogshit self which everyone on Earth saw coming except Chris Ballard somehow
>>158421547yeah they'll make a decision to drop or extend darnold, probably drop kupp, lawrence is retiring, etc. tons of cap space to keep nelson
>>158421613I thought Anon's cat was the coach in Tennessee
>>15842010314 tds sounds about right but>0 ints is astounding
>Sources say the Bills are interested in acquiring Khalil Mack and Max CrosbyLmao Beane is going to bring back Matt Milano and Jordan Poyer and you will like it.
Think I’m gonna skip watching the games this week to make time in my day for sucking cock
>>158421636bear down!
interesting how they scrubbed that "goyball" meme of the nfl logo of the internet
>>158421642>aieee they're after me o algomeds
>>158421593The org is a basket case, but they won't profit holding onto JT another year. Paying Danny Dipshit was retarded coming off his injury and how shitty they were last year. They really thought "oh grandpa Rivers can still run the offense let's give this other retard $90 million"The Dolphins you can at least excuse as taking their cap medicine and being in position for a full rebuild being as dogshit as they are. >>158421607I think Darnold plays next year no matter what. It's not like anyone is going to trade a 1 for him and his deal is too dang cheap to replace him.
>>158421650if you have it post it i need it for posting purposes
>Daron Payne out for SundayHe’s getting traded. The selling is about to start. Wallahi they fire Quinn too
Daniel Jones has made over $172 mill in his career Has 2 (two) seasons with a winning record and 1 (one) playoff game win
>>158421660>t-this really happened but i can't post itmeds
>>158421636That's not very professional Aaron
>>158421676i mean the image you stupid nigger im looking for the goyball image and search images wont come up
>>158421675Arnold Swarzenegger made over 1.4 billion in his career and never even won a single game
>>158421689never happened, take meds retard
>>158421689You could have just recreated it on one of several free AIs in the time you’ve been asking for it
>>158421660>>158421689>too retarded to use the internet Average person who says “goyball”
>>158421642>>158421660>>158421689is this the one?
>>158421720I know you’re busy kiwi but that doesn’t say goyball
>>158421152Problem is that there's no one to fill the vacancy. Rams are building all their facilities in the Valley, and the Raiders aren't bailing on Vegas soon.
>>158421019The barrel of the .38 was still warm, but Marcus never felt the cold chill that filled the room.It was Halloween night, and the local sports bar in Blackwood Valley had emptied out hours ago. Marcus sat alone in his living room, surrounded by beer cans and a tv screen showing some stuff and the NFL Network logo. He had just come to accept that his beloved team had blown their entire season. For Marcus, it was the final, crushing weight on a life already falling apart. Marcus stared at the NFL Network logo on the screen, letting out a scream. He slammed the pistol onto the table. The heavy impact didn't cause a standard metallic clatter but a sudden discharge of negative emotion and the jarring strike produced a sickening, wet tear in the fabric of the room. The air curdled, turning a bruised, unnatural purple. From the mouth of the barrel, something began to pour.It was a thick, tar-like shadow that writhed and expanded on the carpet. The liquid shadow rose, stretching into a towering, silhouette. Two burning, crimson eyes ignited within a face that resembled a cracked, horrific fusion of a human skull
of all pacos how did vegaspacos win the hardest
>>158421752?
>>158421748The entity was a demon lord of obsessed grief and fanatical ruin, fed for decades by Marcus’s toxic devotion. By releasing such a flash of sports-fueled fury on the night when the veil between worlds was thinnest, Marcus had inadvertently provided the kinetic key that unlocked the gateway.The demon didn't just care about one fan; it wanted the entire town that had fostered this misery.By midnight, Blackwood Valley became a playground of terrors. A thick, localized fog rolled across the streets. Witnesses swore they saw a towering figure in a tattered, nameless jersey drifting through the mist, its crimson eyes burning through the dark as it collected the spirits of those who let a game dictate their humanity. 1,000s went missing. To this day, Blackwood Valley remains a quiet, haunted place. The local teams still play, but the stadiums are emptier now. The fans watch the games in hushed, terrified silence, never cheering too loud, and never letting their anger boil over—fearing that the entity born from that final, desperate moment of rage might hear them, and come back to claim the rest of the town.
I'm drinking coffee rn iykyk
>>158421675Kirk Cousins is 1-4 in the playoffs and made about $340m.
>>158421768they cucked the raiders, the only historic team in socal, from them. a rival state. a rival pacobase
>>158421796retarded by chance?
>>158421802Sorry you got cucked by a hated rival state senorRaiders were never yours anyway, they were always a black coded team (much like the best GTA, the one set in your city)
>>158421812im white and live in pittsburgh
>>158421822why is it always East Coast cities you pacos choose to seethe about?we know what you are. We know why you're angry and insecure about the raiders being cucked from you
Chances of Da Bears steamrolling the Shecucks on Monday?
>>158421835chiefs are better than the bears and the hawks just beat them
>>158421835Almost a certainty
>>158421775whoa me too
>>158421850Chiefs are the best in AFC which doesn't mean much. Bears are currently one of the top NFC teams and should put up a better fight.
Raiders have had one winning season since moving to Vegas
>>158421835Less than the chance of everyone posting webms of Gayleb sobbing on Tuesday.
WE GON LET EM KNOW
>>158421871They're about to enter the Mendoza dynasty next season tho
>>158421867AFC has raped and gaped the NFC for two decades now lil brobears aren't even in the top 2 of their division
>>158421775>>158421862Based. Whenever I go to Starbucks, I just snatch whatever is in the hands of the first person I see and drink that.
>>158421887when i go to starbucks, i just shit in their toilet and don't flush, then leave.
would love to look up at Matt LeFleur as his cock is bruising the back of my throat
>>158421871And they're on the up and up while every faveLA team is collapsing or got bought by a hated enemy of theirs
>>158421903just put some tape over the logo caleb
Why do you fags watch the NFL instead of college football where it’s not infested with Jew executives?
>>158421909Raiders just lost to the Rasm
>>158421921rebuild year vs 3-4 superteam kekall faveLApacos were forced to go all in on the lambs after the doyers got raped and gaped and the lakers sold to hated kushner too
>>158421919>College football>Not infested with jew executives*Laughs in 24 team playoff*
>>158421919>24 team playoff amateur football league wants to call anyone else jewishkekaroo
>>158421919I have better things to do on Saturday than watching schools I never attended. Sunday is perfect for watching football.
>>158421939>>158421942College football has soul and better quality of play than the average JewFL team
I have huge balls. Not bragging, I have an average sized dick. But I have big huge meaty testicles. It sucks. These fucking things are always in the way, and stick to my legs constantly. Has there ever been a testicle reduction. procedure done?
>>158421950nah it's mostly gay. i don't want to see Abalama beat Northwest Nevada Tech 68 to 7. that shit is gay.
>>158421969It’s gay to watch southerners dominate the rest of this shithole country? College football is the perfect working class sportInstead of supporting Jews
>>158421979i hate jews, but i also hate seeing a completely one-sided game with no defense.the soul of the game is lost when it's just "BING BING WA SCORE GO BURRRRRR"
>>158421979Have you been in a coma the last 3 years?Now everyone can pay players and you lose :)
>>158421950lmao no
>>158421969The SEC plays a 10 game conference schedule, the Big 10 plays 9 games in conference. They've minimized the shitters.
>>158421960Jack off more and purposely lower your T levels
>>158420175They are cool, which I hate to admit because I fucking hate them
>>158421935>Rebuilding>Againno hope
>>158421919I'm a grown man. I can't get excited over some kids playing ball. Same reason I can't get excited over manlet divisions in mma/boxing.
>>158422041Do you root for your alma mater?
>>158422041You're fat
>>158420312Butker knows better
>>158422041That’s right! Make Israel great again
>Mahomes throws the ball behind the LOS 24.6% of the time, most in the NFLhe's so fucking washed it's unreal
>>158420383Delete this
>>158422074Now here's a guy who can dink and dunk
>>15842051918 had a good game last week. Perhaps he should change his alter ego and just >be himself
>>158421835Not high, as a Bears fan, I think that if >we win it will be very close, but I think the Hawks take this one
>>158420564These are just soccer cleats.Just buy soccer cleats from addidas or n*ke.
>>158420680Charbennot got injured.
>>158421950Had*
>>158421919Oh the irony
>>158422074Tell shitzgerold that and watch him spaz out on tv
>>158421919>TUNE IN FOR THE LIBERTY MUTUAL BOWL!>TUNE IN FOR THE DORITOS FIESTA BOWL!>TUNE IN FOR THE SAFE CREDIT UNION BOWL!>not infested with Jew executivesThey clutch their pearls at the idea of paying their employees, err I mean "students". It's kiked out like you wouldn't believe.
Pat McAfee seems to be having lots of melty's lately lol genuinely going insane from all the money and clout he has now
>>158422204It would be cool if he freaked out and murdered his cohosts and went to prison forever.
>>158422204It's the coke
>>158422204Some people take every slight against them personally and can't let it go. I'm the exact same way. Now imagine being a public figure with people always talking about you. He's probably insane.
>>158422223>>158422226It literally makes no sense he thinks someone was going to shoot him in Utah.
>>158422124And he is going to be good again 9 months later because....?
>>158422214Most of them seem like faggots so yes would be based>>158422223Probably. I'll never understand why people enjoy coke so much it's so average >>158422226I literally couldn't give a niggers fart about some online opinions. Dude could retire anytime he wants but acts like he's some irreplaceable pillar of the sport community o algo
>>158422240>don't take any threats seriously, it's totally never going to happen broThat would be very dumb of him. There are pathetic people who absolutely would be angry enough at a person on TV to want to seriously harm them.
>>158420312he's afraid of a woman hitting him back
>>1584200573rd best team in division and definitely the least fans in division lmaooooo
>>158422259He probably gets proper coke tbf
>>158421209Because goff is an OLINEbabby. Purdy can scramble when his oline is bad (the pst 3 years before this season). Goof shits the bed when he runs into pressure
>>158422263He's a retard.
>>158421835It'll be close. Big-time fraud check for both teams.
>>158422074An embarrassment to the quarterback position.
Aaron's wife is cute
i love coke.
>>158422074Imagine thinking this black mutt was gonna have anywhere near the same longevity as Brady
>>158422365Brady has that adrenochrome boost like Peyton, Brees and Rodgers
Rick & Morty is good
>>158422387>greatest of all a generation >has Elway and Marino>is second tier
>Planet Nine begins to show itself >N9NE begins his ascendancy Not a coincidence
>>158422387Mahomes should be in the third tier
>>158422387>steve young not on the listNigga what? He pioneered the modern qb
>>158422408It's called Pluto
>>158422387half the bums in the hall of famer tier are not and will not be in the hall
>>158422419who?
>>158422419Never heard of him. He doesn't exist.
>>158422387>No Stat PadfordThis guy knows ball
>>158422387Pat Mahomes was never good
>>158422387KEK this really has the cazzies blowing steam out of their ears rn
>>158422434He's Bryce and Vince's dad
Every player should be in the Hall of Fame for playing in this wonderful league!
hes ready
>>158422442Tom Brady said Pat Mahommes is his favorite cumsock
>>158422442*Lamar and Blo Dix
>>158422441this nigga blind
>>158422441He’s in the HOF tier
>>158422459He told me that just last night
>>158422387Allen and Lamar will not be HOFers without making the Owl. And Rivers, Eli, Stafford, and Ryan are not making the Owl at all
Matt Ryan is never getting in the HOF btw kek fucking shit for brains bro sucked ass volume stats babby who made one good playoff run in his entire career then choked it away
>>158422473Stafford will make it
>>158422473Stafford is making the hall
>>158422491bad omen for my cows
Bros, I got invited to a Halloween party tomorrow by a cute coworker. People have said I look a little like Joe Burrow, and I've got his jersey. Should I just wear that to the party?
What will /nfl/ be like when the burrs finally wtso this year?
MINA ON PTIALERTMINA ON PTIGET CAPS
>It's another year of razorkeks and baltimorons bickering with each other about meaningless regular season accolades, each of the Chiefs' personal concubines vying for the prestigious title of being the Chiefs' #1 whore
>16 years since they built a non-divisional opponent in the playoffs
>>158422514I would blast ropes
Imagine your favorite team not winning a owl this century how do you begin to cope?
my favorite team didn't win an owl in any century
>>158422569 (me)Scratch that imagine not even making a owl appearance this century which is more acceptable and less depressing
Alabama probably cares more about football than any other state in the country and we don’t have a team but the retarded desert idiots in Arizona who voluntarily choose to live in the most inhospitable part of the country do…
>>158422204he acts like a boomer who just discovered the internet
>>158422526queefies will be lucky to even make the 'offs looking at their remaining schedule
>>158422520
>>158422603
Anyone have some bug spray?
>>158422510Yes and give your coworker the old lickaroo
>>158422603God being a 7/10 hapa with rich parents must be the easiest thing in the world but I had to be a black manlet.
i don't get the mina poster's obsession and i have hardcore yellow feverif i had to guess its the novelty of an asian woman involved with one of his favorite hobbies but she's not a really good analyst, kay adams has more important things to say
>play in one superbowl in the last 43 years>losekek
>>158422641they view mina as symbolic of their fetish going mainstream
>>158422658poor chargers
>>158422489>>158422490He will but he shouldn't, his entire HOF resume is based off of TWO (2) years of production out of 18, apparently we're just supposed to pretend his entire Lions stint doesn't exist because he was able to scam an All Pro and MVP in the weakest MVP race ever.
San Antonio ChargersSan Antonio Padres
Might go out tonight and show everyone my willy
>>158422387Rivers and Ryan stand no chance. They're above average stat padding longevity qbs.
>>158422700What are they doing?
>>158422706dont you have child support to pay
This is a photo of the best game ever played by a quarterback in a losing effort according to ESPN's QBR metric.
>>158422684ProFootballRef HOF monitor has him getting in, but I don't know their formulaPFR HOF Monitor: 109.71 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 105.18)
>play in every super bowl ever played>win all of them
>>158422408You're welcome
Mahomes just signed a deal to sell his kids to a traveling circus
Is 14-3 a fair record for this team? https://www.firstdown.studio/build-a-17-0-team
>>158422799not with manlove at the helm
>>158422458Monday will be his Trafalgar.
>>158422829So he'll die but win?
>>158422832naisu
>>158422614
>>158422839He may lose an arm.
>>158422814So it should be 17-0 then? Exactly what I thought.
>>158422848maybe just the >mina is better
>>158420103Need to remember Jordan Love is this most handicapped QB in the league. OL in shambles, no running game, Lafleur looking lost...
Love is about to take his babe out to the Vampires Ball then they are going to have freaky vampire sex after
>>158422684apparently we're just supposed to pretend he wasn't elite the entire time, he magically became elite the instant he was traded to a competent organization
>>158422799
>>158422622Why do you continue to make up this fantasy where her parents are rich? Her dad was in the military and they moved all the time to different bases.
why didnt the bears get crosby?hes an objectively better player at a more premium position than DT and couldve been had for the same price unless the raiders told them jerruh already has an offer on the table they werent willing to meet it makes no sense
>>158422925simmons will age better and elite DT are arguably harder to find than edge rushers
>>158422925Theres a sweepstakes going on for Crosby right now there like 8 teams jockeying for him honestly its the best case scenario for the raiders
Here is a fact: Arch will be the ultimate based retard qb when he gets in the league. He will be a lot like Eli but with more mobility. You will see him make amazing plays with his feet and arm but also see him throw Jameis type picks and get strip sacked alot. He will be must watch chaos kino every sunday.
>>158422925>>158422961I don't think Kubiak is giving up on the season yet.
>>158422962im convinced the eagles are gonna draft him in the middle of the first round to replace hurts
>>158422889>apparently we're just supposed to pretend he wasn't elite the entire timeYou don't have to pretend because he wasn't
>>158422832>>158422848>>158422865
>>158422966agreed the raiders are likely gonna be 4-4 barring an upset but i think a team is gonna go full offer you cant refuse for him i mean if the jags offer a 1, 2 and BTJ how can you say no? or if dem boyz offer 2 1s and a later round swap (like 2 1s and a 3 for crosby and a 6) how can you say no to that
>Evero goneHE REDEEMEDTOP OWNERGET MCDERMOTT BACK IN THIS BITCH
>>158422987I mean they were willing to move him before this season.
>>158423008For 2 1stsI have subscribed to the conspiracy theory that the raiders and ravens were playing a little market manipulation game and it wasnt just the ravens being faggots
>>158422889it's possible for players to become better in a better situation, yesbonus trvke that bamboozles low IQs: goff got better after getting *away* from McGay and co.
>>158422987>jags offering a 1, 2, and BTJThat would be a massive overpay. But there's a lot of teams that want to pay a bit more just to ensure another team doesn't get him, so I get it.
Faggot sport
back from company halloween party and i am somewhat intoxicated just letting every fren know that /nfl/ is best general ok stay safe
>>158422986cuz she a dime frfr
>>158423051the word on the street is the bills, lions, niners, jags and cowboys are all trying to get him so its possible a bidding war starts and ends in an overpay
>>158423065>lionszero chance
>>158423065>ninersGod I hope not. The niners, especially with Buckner, have a pretty good D-Line as is, they just need everyone to be healthy. Obviously Crosby makes any D-Line and any team better than it was yesterday, but I'd rather the niners pay a bit for a WR than a lot for a DE.
shiiiituchenna nwosu did not practice thurs and friday with an ankle injury
>>158423079>>158423072yeah i found both of those teams coming up to be interesting i do think the lions would be more likely to bite in the nfcn arms race than the nanners in a suddenly shakey nfcw
Bijan and Jahmyr Gibbs have caused multiple front offices to burn 1st round picks on RBs
>>158422595Alabama is full of inbreds and niggers
>>158423065>>158423079I am fine with the niners overpaying for substation bait.
>>158423063Stay safe division rival bro
>>158423086>i do think the lions would be more likely to bite in the nfcn arms race than the nanners in a suddenly shakey nfcwThe niners can but don't have to make any moves to keep up with the pack. They're 6-1, would be undefeated if healthy, and already took the Seahawks and Rams divisional home games from them. Buckner helps in offsetting the Nelson trade, but I'm going back and forth on whether I'd want to see them pursue a pass rusher or another WR threat. They have all the receivers they need, they're just all hurt so it'd be nice to get a guy like Wilson off the Jets. Though he'll be expensive. Getting a guy like Mack would be cheaper than Crosby, but then we're looking at a 35 year old D-Lineman? On a team so old already? I'm trying to think what decent, relatively inexpensive receiver is out there. Downs wouldn't cost them too much, I suppose.
>>158423089Alabama has a higher average IQ than California btw alabama has banned incest while its completely legal in california btw every accusation is a confession
>>158423064>I sure love that starving Chinese peasant lookThat girl is sure one of a billion
>>158421520>blow it up all up because you refuse to put a piece of tape over somethingeh, sometimes the fines/press you receive is the goal. im sure ochocinco earned way more than the 20k fine he got for his golden cleats by making himself a household name/endorsements
so is Jonathan Gaylor going to the Seahawks, or no?
>>158423154no, if he were they would have did a package deal with nelson
>>158423154no, he's not being traded period
>>158423119i personally think if the niners are gonna trade for a receiver they should go big or go home try and pry loose tee higgins or something along the lines of that, purdy has shown he can be nearly unstoppable with a true #1 on the field time and again and pairing someone like that with Evans when he returns would be formidable Id honestly say this could swing the trade for crosby back into the possibility category if they try and package together tre tucker and crosby, but i really don’t think the niners have the capital to get both at the same time since tre is finally having a breakout season and the raiders likely want tre around for when mendoza starts
>>158423154The Seahawks won't trade for a RB. They just drafted one and have Chardonay on his way back. Especially after letting Walker go, it'd make them look dumb to then trade for an expensive RB.
>>158423169I don't think the Bengals would let Higgins go for anything less than an absolute fucking haul just because of how they're poised this year to get in the playoffs. The best option available is probably Wilson, because I'm trying to think what other bad team would be willing to offload a great receiver.
>>158423148gayleb is gaining nothing with this grandstanding
>>158422052triggered manlet
>>158423187can the cowboys trade pickens even though hes franchise tagged? thats another solid option I proposed a 3 way trade in the offseason (eagles get crosby, patriots get brown, raiders get 2 1s) so ill throw another 3 way trade out there just because it sounds interesting Cowboys get crosby Niners get pickens Raiders get the niners 2027 1 and the cowboys 2027 1 i dunno why 3 way trades dont happen more often in the NFL desu, that makes so much sense
>super teamthey said
>>158423191>gayleb is gaining nothing with this grandstandingearning respect with other players imo. >Flacco-stans can't stop winning
Tacos or pizza for dinner?
>>158423113you too fren
>>158423217Three way trades are more rare in the NFL because in the NBA, you have to match salaries. There's little reason to do a 3 way trade in the NFL.
>>158423241what are the chances that flacco takes over the rodgers next year to collect the full set?
>Daron Payne hurt his foot in practiceRight before the trade deadline, so now we get nothing for him. Of course
>>158423252funny i just asked grok that question and it said the same thing then again i really think a 3 way trade in this situation would be the optimal way to do it but there’s the player issue too, raiders are loyal to their players to a fault and crosby is completely bought into the kubiak system and has stated God wants him to retire a raider so he probably isnt going anywhere But back to the nanners WR issue, ive seen pundits say BTJ is available for a day 2 or 3 pick so i see no reason they shouldnt go and get him for like a 3 ofc they could activate aiyuk but hes completely washed out of the league for obvious reasons
Sonny Styles desu
i know it’s fun to blast the officials. but id love you to try it
>>158423187>I don't think the Bengals would let Higgins go for anything less than an absolute fucking haul just because of how they're poised this year to get in the playoffsyeah, they'd need a prime player+picks since they're in the hunt still. shit goes sideways and they miss, he could be dealt in the offseason
>>158423311like fingerblast them?
>>158423305name theory stays consistent you can tell a guy is gonna be a star just by their name
>>158423339>fingering are you 14?
My son's favorite players are Matthew Stafford nad Travis Hunter
>>158423375>My son's favorite players are Matthew Stafford nad Travis Hunter>is he smart? or is he...
>>158423293>But back to the nanners WR issue, ive seen pundits say BTJ is available for a day 2 or 3 pick so i see no reason they shouldnt go and get him for like a 3I don't know why there's so much chatter about this guy. He's in his 3rd year, made a pro bowl, and is on a good team. I get that wherever he is, he's gotta be paid soon, but why would they offload him?
>raiders biggest issue on offense is guard >quentin nelson was available for a song >didnt get him I get that they drafted Trey zuhn to eventually slot into the guard spot and they want to keep the oline young so they age with mendoza but i mean cmon man a 3 and a 5 for the best interior lineman in the game who still has a solid 5 years of elite play and you didnt try and beat that?
>>158423390>I don't know why there's so much chatter about this guyyeah, got him locked up cheap through next year..with an option for a 5th year. if i were them id need a above market offer to unload a cheap/above average guy
Jared Goff and Christen Goff as Bobby Boucher and Vicki Vallencourt from The Waterboy
>>158423217>can the cowboys trade pickens even though hes franchise tagged?yes and it's a no-brainer if it gets them maxx, especially since jpj looks like the real deal and it'll be nearly impossible to pay both of themthey really like gp there though and it seems like the rest of the league is still wary of his character
>>158423423my physics/electronics teacher at uni had that vest
>>158423390The reason is the jags are kinda quietly loaded at WR with jakobi, parker and hunter and he at least SEEMS to be on Coens shit list as he isn’t getting targets or even really snaps on the field at this point he only has 9 receptions on the season, i think its fair to assume hes checked out mentally or something is going on behind the scenes that the jags are done with him
>>158423390he can't catch anymore
another friday night on the chans with my /sp/bros LFG!!!
>>158423305wanted him to fall to the bengals so bad before the dex trade. hope he ends up a hall of famer
Halloween 2026: The televisions glitch out, replacing the late-night broadcasts with a loop of every tragic, game-losing play the town's team had ever suffered. Anyone who looked at the screens found themselves frozen in a state of catatonic, weeping despair, unable to tear their eyes away.
>>158420057NFCN >4 Good TeamsNFW West>2 good teams and a team that is good on paperNFCE/S>Dumpster FireWhat’s the AFC look like
>>158423429yeah i think Pickens character issues are what’s ultimately nixed the crosby/cowboys trade im sure jerruh has offered a 1 and pickens for crosby but mark Davis is still rattled over the antonio brown situation and wants no part of diva WRs, on top of that he could fuck up mendozas development like how OBJ fucked up bakers time in Cleveland
>>158423468>NFW West. 2 good teamsI don't think so, Seattlebro
>that time AB fucked his feet up in a cryochamber and arrived at the first day of training camp in a hot air balloon, called the GM a cracker because his out of regulation helmet wasnt allowed and secretly recorded a phone call with gruden and posted it on xitter then quit the team shit i have fucking PTSD over that shit it was so bad its why i never enjoyed the coom memes here, fuck AB
more like scott lost lol
>>158423533the funny thing is burfict was on the team too and he held AB back from attacking the GM
>>158423465>browns fan in the 80s>miracle at the met>red right 88>the drive>the fumblewikipedia lists 5 named plays in the nfl in the 80s. the browns were on the losing end of 4 of those.
>>158423603>berfict being the voice of reason lmao
>>158423533top banter
>>158423603AB is a pussy who hides behind a gun in actual confrontations anyway he wasnt gonna do shit
Will he ever find true happiness?
>>158423349>>158423459Thanks bros. Payne and Kinlaw are out this week. Saquon is going to run all over us and we're going to lose to the rudderless Eagles. At least Quinn will be firedSonny Styles DROY is all I have left
>>158423685NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158423695saquon is gonna get lit the fuck yo in the A gap 10 times by styles and then theyre gonna start using him on swing passes the eagles are finished and you should be happy to have one of the best LBs in the league as a fucking rookie ive really only seen highlights of styles but my God he looks like Lawrence taylor
>>158423459>wanted him to fall to the bengals so bad before the dex trade. hope he ends up a hall of famernever had a chance at him...but we'll end up watching Caleb Downs have a HOF career while dex eats himself out of the league in two years
>>158423724He's so fucking good bro. He's actually so good. He's just everywhere. Basically any play within 5 yards of the LOS will have 52 involved. The only plays he isn't a part of is if the QB takes a deep shot against one of our shit ass Safety's. God this team has so much talent, it's just so shittily coached. Dan Quinn isn't seeing heaven. There's articles coming out about how the defense apparently has no idea how to implement Daronte Jones' scheme in week fucking EIGHT. Quinn hired Jones but didn't let Jones pick the coaches under him, so we still have all the same people from 2025. IIRC only the LBs coach is different and the LB room is the only good one. Whatever man, I gave up years ago
>>158423724>lit the fuck yo in the A gapkinda like yo mamma was lit the fuck up in her cunt hole but the next door neighbor black man
does anyone have that screencap of that post that parodied football talking about the black player's physical stats, the coach's education/iq, and the owner's jewishness? it was in all caps
>>158423784nah that didn't happen
>>158423784kek this definitely happened
>>158423685Can he get into the HOF now?
>>158423784Sorry but i dont speak nigger
>>158423089Not where I live
>>158423685I hope he dates a younger and hotter bimbo next just for the foid rage.
>>158423488Seahawks will have the tiebreaker over the Bears after Monday
>>158423804Learn how to use the archive
>>158423063stay safe Finn Fren
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