Heemvious: >>158410598
where miesha tates fine ass at
First for Finland
Without a doubt the worst "fight reaction" video I've ever seen. Laid on his arse camera angled straight up the nostrils and double chin giving the most apathetic least insightful half asleep commentary of all time. Great job lad
>The belt, Islam
>>158418531Post your face watching the fight
>>158418531Bro do you ever have something positive to contribute? It's always this bitching and moaning attitude from you. Miserable motherfucker.
Cp is getting mogged+heemd
>>158418505that simply CANNOT smell bad
>>158418541
>>158418548Morales is genuinely awful. Biggest fraud at WW since Till.
Is /heem/ voting next week?
>>158418531he prolly just finished eating he gets food comas
Arman being retarded and meeting with Eddie Hearn. Guess hes worried that they will skip over him again for a title fight. Eddie as his manager will just lock him out like Tom
>>158418602Reminder VanGODS run this shit
it's almost halloheem lads
>>158418505There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like this.
>>158418505i look exactly like this
Peep the cameo at 6:57https://youtu.be/a_zMxOUIQfU
>>158418531looks like he did a marijuana
this bitch is so overrated in the looks department. A literal man
>>158418730Dont dosrepsect your mother
>>158418531monitor
this asian brazza freak has some of the actual worst tattoos i've ever seen
>>158418735huge jaw, forward shoulders, creepy eyesshe might as well be a jeet like you
>>158418753Its so early on the morning and you have jeets on the mind. Sad!
>>158418736
>Yo shrimp come check it out bro, somebody got spammy revved on /sp/ again, kwab What the hell does all of that even mean?
>>158418772Nobody knows what it means but its provocative, it gets the people going
I was hanging out in shrimpchat and then someone posted some ish so I hopped on discord to lol at the tard and then pussy_destroyer88 said to check /heem/ for another lolcow fuck what a day and coffee isn't finished
brazza you cannot say "nah fuck that". how you can say zis?
>>158418792Shrimpchat? I will never be allowed back there, not after what I've done...
>>158418769you're not white. go home
>>158418809Did you seriously believe that you would? After what you did to poor, poor little shrimpy?
islam ducked ilia.islam ducked morales.islam ducked prates.khabib ducked tony.
>>158418815Im afraid that shrimpdick's feelings may never fully recover, sadly...
>>158418835You called him an alcoholic narcissist knowing full well the guy was dependent on alcohol and had an inferiority complex. How did you think that was going to go over?
this upcoming bout will determine if shara bullet is actually white or not, because izzy's kryptonite is white boys. also, shartbullet is a fucking bum, so if izzy doesn't easily heem him then he's truly gigawashed.
>>158418813Oh he miserable y'all!
wog wonked
>>158418865Yaint wrong fucker
>>158418505im going to 'heem' my 'meng' to this image
>>158418855Oh its you sorry had you had your faggot name on I would have never spoken to your ass lol! Swampy boiiiii!
you are all fucking faggots
>>158418914
>>158418923sorry bud you got me fired up, come here, clinch with me.
ONE is live
heem stoppy
>>158418974in which sense and on amazonTM?
>>158419024youtube
I piss on this thread
>>158419060i piss on the piss you left on the thread
>>158418855She had a nice body before the baby. Shes still a butterface tho
damn son, where did you find this?
heem
karate has better snap and is better than fag kwon do
HEEEM
IM HERE WITH THE WINNER! >IM A SLEAZE BALL >AND HAVE DONE SLEAZY SHIT >SO I ASK OF YOU >HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRSIT AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!?>HAVE YOU CONFUSED TO ALL OF YOUR SINS?!>THERE IS STILL TIME!
>>158418914>>158418914Only that one Euro that likes trannies is a booty bandit. Everyone else here just sucks at getting bitches. Its tough out there B
>AND IM SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT AND JESUS DIDNT HELP YOU MAKE WEIGHT SO YOU DO NOT GET A BONUS>NOW PLEASE APOLOGIZE *doubles down with Jesus*
bustin makes me feel good
>>158418846I never get white people. They be like, these people here are white. This Central Caucus man with green eyes and light hair is not white. That hispanic guy with white skin and brown hair is not white. The Irish they weren't white but we changed our mind now they are white. If youre gonna be racist at least have make sense fucken retards
Jonovov JonovovDanonov Danovovraped culture lmaov
>>158419060*unzips*I pizzle all over your shizzle
>>158419167allow me to clear it up. izzy is black and the one eyed red head russian is White and they fight each other that is all I know from what you told me
>>158418548Morales quite literally isn't good Sure he has heeming power but if he doesn't put Prates to sleep in the first he's getting picked apart
Bustin' Gaycheeks is probably the best meme name to ever come out of this general. Absolutely perfect, wish it had been mine, it was right there.
>>158419146I'm very good at getting disgusting bar sluts attention but I never go home with them
>>158418505Ngl I would dump gallons inside Joanna Butterfaces are amazing in bed
Tom Nolan is gonna murder Moicano innit for jizzrespecting him
>>158419199explain the joke
>>158419286Umm, uhh, it's, uhhh
Apparently the chubby Mexican from Justin's camp is set to testify about the loaded gloves in front of the athletic state judge later today per insidemma
>trickster add it to the list
>>158418531He's stoned mate
>>158418531high iq troll hes making fun of smug tom
>>158419060thinking about laura sanko peeing
>>158418546UK is always very negative and I have also given him scolding about his negativity. You gotta look on the brightside man.UK just smoke some indica and listen to some old reggaehttps://youtu.be/Amdi2a1k1L0Fun fact, The story of a monkey man is common all over the world in many ancient cultures... Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Ebu Gogo, and various others. In some legends they are tall and in others they are shorter. But they all describe them similarly in looks they are hairy, monkey/ape like, but are smart and kinda have human faces. They always would attack us and eat people. I think these old legends are very ancient and come from when humans used to encounter other human species. We know that some cousins of humans were very tall and hairy like monkeys. I think we probably had a war with them and won. We have driven many other human species to extinction in the past. They must have been the toughest because they had animal builds and power. The only evidence we have that they existed is some teeth and a jaw bone. We wiped them out 100,000 years ago but still passed on the story so many generations later all over the world. Modern Humans are the last remaining Homo species. We are special, even amongst our own genus. TLDR: We heemed all the monkey people, yes they were real.
>>158418548Always rooted for Morales but if he doesn't wrestle he might get chinned
Homo? Nah not me pal.
yeah suck that shit faggot
>>158419416Whites are built different
whos the matchmaker for ONE? sign uncs to get smoked
FINALLY PUT THE FRENCHFUCK DOWN JEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>158419192Bro Morales has Elite Judo and good wrestling. Plus his boxing is solid too. Their is a reason everyone has been ducking him. Fighters know whos good and who to avoid. Morales is gonna fuck up Prate so bad. Fucken Jdm took him down lol hes so fucked
Hokit with a clean jab OOOOOOHHH GANE GOES DOWN HOKIT WITH THE HAMMER FISTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ITS ALL OVEEEEEEEEEER
>>158419430ħøññø
test
>>158419477Lmaooooooooooooo morales and prates are cans
>>158419488results: low test steroid status: “clean”
they sell the shit out of this 10k bonus. ufc fighters should be thanking ari and paramount
>>158419479shut the u fuck up retard we're watching one
>>158419524No we are not.
>>158419530you're certain about that cocksucker?
>>158419530>no we are not.no, we are ONE.
In all seriousness last weekend's card was a legit 10/10
>>158419601you give out tens to easy. It was 8/10 this weeks is a 6/10
>>158419517its 100k B, hundred grand is a good bonus some of these cans are making 20k a fight so its a big deal if you win it
Jiri Hendrix
>>158419601I'd give it a high rating if just because everyone who was supposed to win for the greater good won. The fights themselves were just okay
>>158419327There are too many people involved. No chance he had loaded gloves it would implicate 20+ people
>>158419477Prates will heem.
Daddynovski'as got the muzzie piglets in heat
>>158418505Jamahawl fucked this btw.
>>158419601It was an 8/10.. the Natalia Silva fight card was a 10/10 heems all year round bar from 2
>>158419676the only good thing about that card was Johnny heeming.
>>158419723https://voca.ro/148b3Mvyxrsa
Is anyone here being gangstalked?
None of the fans aren't watching the MSG fight for Gane. Its for Amanda Nunes return
Hmm So the three guys that been giving the match makers trouble are also the ones that are getting tested more...Im sure its just a coincidence that all 3 are talking about leaving UFC.>Brazza: Close to retirement, interim title has been made>Justin: Close to retiring, Arman said he may fight someone else for belt.>Strickland: Wants to quit, would rather leave to boxing(were they dont legit test)
>>158419750https://voca.ro/1iVy3ll5Wx18
>>158419774Volk too lol. Okay I am seeing the pattern too. So they been getting drug tested more and all want out of UFC lol
Cains been weird ever since he became a Mexican Shaman
>>158419768https://voca.ro/16E0Y2HS27ng
Champ flex
Reminder: Always be a ready Samurai
>>158419774his name's pisslam
>>158419817what an absolutely dogshit soulless nouveau riche deano home. looks like he's in a fucking hotel room. get some taste
>>158419774Most tested athletes in 20261. Conor 15 (!)2. Fluffy Hernandez 9What is that skinny fat stoner hiding?
>>158419774Joshua Van is getting tested more than Kayla Harrison mad. Van is defo natty
>>158419843Mad bitch.
Sorry Mate, My client Arman has an eye injury and will be out indefinitely (until you let him box)
Eddie tactic of just swooping up fighters that have been scorned by Dana is infact quite funny. I wonder if it will actually work out for any of them
He keep that Thawng on him
>>158419416>>158419809did they look like this?
member when tom nolan nearly got heemed like 4 times by THE charlie campbelli member
>>158419902What a faggot dinner setup real men eat ribeyes and drink whiskey
>>158419945hell yeah dude
>>158419909Eddie is just stacking bargaining chimps(yes their all monkeys). He obviously wants something from Dana but I am not sure what it is. My guesses are:- He wants TKO to buy Matchroom and lets eddie run all boxing operations. They have alot of connections and could revive boxing (yes boxing does need it, the sport is dead outside of UK)- He wants to just fuck with Dana to show his power and entice Alu Cheekz to go all in Matchroom instead of Zuffa. Could happen since Arabs are pulling out of everything and being tighter with money.-He wants UFC fighters to box in matchroom for cross over fights to make mega events.
>>158419914But if I got my Nina than you know Im straight tripping
>>158419416>us vs them type shit yallWhat if different groups were interbreeding between different scary species so whenever you met someone new you never knew which traits or alliances they had.. making them paranoid, vigilant and curious.
>>158419964Tiene ojos de Sapo. Esta fea en mi opinión. Y tambien las chichis son de mentiras.0/10 would not bang
WMMA is fucking gay (literally) (and that's a good thing)
>>158419981Go to bed.
are energy attacks banned in ufc?
>>158420013Of course not. In fact, they are highly encouraged.
Go to bed!
>>158419981Esta si es buena. Lo único que no me gusta es su nariz. Los latinos de caribeño tienen cuerpazos pero aveces tienen las narizes de negros o el piel negro feo. Las mas Ricas en mi opinión son: Colombianas, Mexicanas, Chilenas.
>>158419668
>>158419433>oui, Monsieur Volkov...
Just has been sentenced to hard labor in Spain
https://voca.ro/1gU0ZHlKvHCB
>>158420050>labor>spaingood one
>>158420050Good. Well deserved, in my opinion.
>>158419993Theirs alot of lesbians in womens mma. They like guys on down low too. Alot of Lesbians are secret Bi's, I sometimes catch them checking me out and their lesbian but they give you that straight girl look like I need you daddy lol.
>>158419924Sadly money moicano is flushed. He will gas and get finished in the 3rd
>>158419980Her tits are a lie?
>>158420072What if he cannot afford to lose?
>>158418505I have the same A1000 Casio she has in that pic. Great watch.
>>158420081It means her tits are fake. You can say it that way in spanish. Some also say "ella tiene implantes" which is the nicer way to say it.
https://voca.ro/16KD1GMQVkvb
>>158419774>Van, Garth and Strickland being tested more than Volk, a man with 3 (THREE) daughters
>>158420097He's prob making $200k to show plus $20k from venum
>>158420113I don’t know what to make of this post.
>>158419980Even if you trying to write in that bullshit language, I agree. The tits are a deal breaker. I think at some point they were real and she looked way better for it. You are being ridiculous about the eyes though. What latina has small eyes that isn't an india? You should know that.
>Reminder that /Heem/ is a Bilal Hasan Fan Zonehttps://youtu.be/wCEmflXTG7U
In every way except physically, metaphysically, spiritually and metacorporeally, I am Justin Gaethje.
>>158419774Champions are tested? Wow. Except the one who's recovering from a bad injury that prevents him from training and who would benefit from an easy way not to lose mass, test him tree fiddy.
Hit the road dude, this is private property!
>>158420144Something about the shape of Nina Dramas eyes I find ugly. I usually like big eyes but idk not hers. The Latinas with the small asian eyes are nice too especially if their hazel or green.Dramas fake tits are the worst tho. Fake boobs are so boring I dont get people who like them. They are boring to suck on or squeeze. I would rather they stay flat instead of the airbags
There's a lot of homosexual shit on /heem/ but being anti big fake tits is simply the gayest shit imaginable
>>158420168I keep telling people that UFC actually does test hard and these are random tests were they show up unannounced to your house. UFC has to test legit because they are publicly traded company. The last thing they need is a roid scandal. UFC is unironically cleaner league than NFL or NBA which are private and do shitty tests.
>>158420189Be honest have you ever touched fake tits? Or have you only seen them in porn.Fake tits suck. You're better off with a flat chest. Dont even get me started on fake asses their so bad....
>>158420124what's he lookin' at?
>>158420189Ass > Tots and any opinion otherwise exhibits low t mommy syndrome behaviour
>>158420256Tits
>wanting to fuck your mom is low tBullshit
>>158420284This. It’s high T, if anything.
when oedipus single handedly heemed his father and twenty men over a minor dispute that was beta behavior
15 days until Gane fights.
nobody fucks like gane
Made an UMAMI BOMB of a tuna salad. >3 cans of high quality skipjack tuna>4 whole hard boiled eggs>about 3/4 tube of kewpie mayo>4 tablespoons of horseradish>4+ tablespoons of dijon mustard>olive oil>Tabasco Habanero hot sauce>worcestershire sauce>fish sauce>pinch(es) of MSG>handful of bonito flakes>blue cheese>lemon juice>red wine vinegar>sea salt>BUNCH of black pepper>onion powder>garlic powder>whole red onion>fresh grated garlic>2 celery stalks>canned corn>canned black olives>canned peas>sliced green olives>bunch of dill>bunch of Pecorino Romano
>>158420388nobody asked
>>158420388We all eat like this here
I asked.
Hey qotsa finn you here?
>>158420388>>>/ck/
Sneed has become Spammy.
>>158420388need it
"Little faggot. Little pussy faggot."- Me, to you
>>158420458>R2KWAB
My Halloween costume is being a fat fucking retard.
>>158420323sauce?
https://youtube.com/shorts/AbnObMaDhJY?si=7QjgZSlOXuCvyEz6>>158420341Fuck that dooNow enjoy this great linkening
we are here btw (click it)https://www.yallatv.online/mbc/mbca#gsc.tab=0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AbnObMaDhJY?si=7QjgZSlOXuCvyEz6Fuck that link
>Mickey Gall fight week, and we have a 6 hour old /heem/ thread that isn't even close to hitting bump limit
>>158418531heem sleepy
>>158420482
Mickey Gall? Iron Mike (Malott)'s son?
>>158420578mickey deez nutz in yo mouth nickaa
>>158420361https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793326334554982.mp4
>>158420388>Over flavored cheflet.Flavor is supposed to be a delicate balance of different flavors flowing in unison to express the hidden unami of the dish.
>>158419774I wouldn't be surprised if Volk has something sus going there. 35 was already considered an advanced age until now. the man barely displays a slight bit of decline in any department.
>>158420642His style isn't really depending on athleticism or reflexes
Did Colby unleash his hidden dragon?
>>158420870he still needs explosiveness for level changes and back and forth movement. also cardio to execute it all for 5 rounds. that kind of footwork isn't exactly easy.
Colby defends brazza
>>158420919Zatdaddy's aura made Colpig oink for daddies
>>158420919Colby converted to Islam after Trump let him down and didn’t invite him to the White House event.
Shitlam should be cut. Morales vs Prates is a bigger banger than any possible matchup that involves Shitlam.
I WANT TO FUCK JOANNA JAYCHECK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>158420205I've had several FWBs with fake tits. A couple were bad, too high and too firm. The others were phenomenal. One of them had the same tits as that old pornstar Jayden James, legit perfect tits.
>>158420256tell me you're brown without telling me you're brown lol
>>158421100
>>158421158Eat that pussy like it's watermelon
>>158420205>/heem/ anon prefers flat chests. butts over boobs You guys are so fucking closeted it's unreal. I'd bet money you've used grinder before
Alright, the big question is are you team fryboy or team archer?
Insane podium at the 2026 world wrestling championships
>>158421256Crazy to think that all of them would get slimmed out by some random bum in their respective weight classes.
Henry Cejudo has an only fans, I am pretty excited can't wait to see everything Henry has to offer on Onlyfans
>>158421256>>158421290Being an elite wrestler isn't shit anymore in UFC. Bo Nicca got body heemed by mid dutch guy and Gayble was heemed by a heavyweight can. A bunch of other elite wrestlers don't even make it past the regionals. Its so tough now to be a UFC fighter. You really do have to be good at everything now. Its a new era in UFC. I like it this way better the wrestler were getting too cocky and the jujitsu guys were fags. Glad the boxers and kickboxers are doing great tho lol. Pereira, Gane, Jizzy, really blessed the striking niggas we still respect them.
>>158421290>>158421341Everyone rushes to tell me this when I post wrestling stuff here. I know all this, but this thread is the only thing close to a combat sports gen on this board
rangeban florida and all of europe so we can discuss calf kicks
>>158421302i just checked and it's all extreme gape content
>>158421363Not taking anything away from your post, b. Just pointing out a fun fact now that Gable got heemed in 10 seconds after all the hype.
>>158418505I stopped liking her when she hit up 70 iq jamahal hill on IG and inquired for his BBC. I guess Poles really are stupid. She felt that coal burn back when he flipped out on her in public.
>>158421426>racist while also posting a bbc porn fantasy>flag
We all have cheat days where we eat fast food etc....Why can't we have cheat days where we enjoy BBC's?Food for thought.
>>158421529*raises paw*
>>158421529her parents don't know she's a dyke, lel
>>158421529Is she not openly gay? Did I imagine that?
>>158421548Nah I had the same impression. Could have sworn she had a gf at one point
you guys are thinking of song yadong
> gane got dogwalked by jones, but dogwalked pereirathe duality of BBL
it's killers roll tomorrow b
>>158421529I don't get it why can't she find a partner?
anons will pretend to like tomboys but then call weili a dyke
weili is bi. she's a dominant with women but submissive towards white males
>>158421529>Even Asia’s first UFC world champion, Zhang Weili, cannot escape the pressure of Chinese parents pushing her to get married.>A year ago, Zhang, now 37, said she was glad her family was not rushing her to marry, preferring to focus on her fighting career and leave relationships to fate.>But in an interview posted on social media this week, Zhang revealed her parents grew deeply concerned about her love life during the first half of the year, saying they were “pushing really hard”.>In the 40-minute video, when asked what her family’s “main source of dissatisfaction with her” was right now, Zhang gave a helpless reply: “That I can’t find a partner.”>She admitted that under family pressure, she attempted using apps and matchmaking websites this year, but did not dare register using her real name.>“I secretly checked them, but as soon as I clicked to see more details, real-name registration was required,” she said.
There are 5 Chinese women in the UFC. Out of all of them, Yan Xiaonan is the only one I can reasonably imagine taking a penis
>>158421609>Asked what she looks for in a partner, Zhang said: “Someone with a good personality, and someone I can talk to.”>She joked “good-looking enough to be presentable, not someone you look at and want to hit”, adding that the main thing is being pleasing to her eye: “others might not see him as great, but as long as you think he’s great, that’s fine.”>Regarding relationships, Zhang also voiced concerns over potential cultural barriers: “(With foreigners) the culture is different, different culture and different language, there is still a lot to adapt to.”>She admitted her social circle remained narrow, with most of her energy devoted to training and hoping to meet more people outside her sport in the future.>“I think I need to find someone who understands life. I feel I really don’t understand life that well. My sense of purpose is sometimes perhaps too strong.”>The interview sparked widespread online discussion among fans. “It turns out even the combat queen has these troubles!” one netizen commented, while another noted her criteria were practical and grounded.>Others poked fun at her dating site attempt: “Afraid to use your real name on matchmaking sites, are you scared of being recognised?”>Some users joked about her fighting prowess: “Urging her to marry, which guy would dare? Aren’t they afraid of getting beaten up?”>Dubbed “China’s toughest woman”, Zhang has often seen similar comments on news reports about her single status. In a previous post-fight interview, she addressed the trope with humour: “We charge money to hit people. Did you pay? And you still want to get beaten up? You’re thinking too much.”>Hailing from rural Hebei province, Zhang worked as a kindergarten teacher, hotel receptionist, security guard, and gym salesperson before signing with the UFC in 2018.
>>158421620>Following her rise to fame, Zhang leveraged her platform to challenge societal gender bias. Responding to critics who claimed she did not act “like a woman”, she fired back: “Whether I am a woman or not is not for you to decide, and what a woman should be like is not for you to decide either.”
>>158421619Justin "The Pride of Sweden" Gaethje
>>158421612
>>158421634Heard a gaggle of vatos chanting this in the streets earlier
https://youtube.com/watch/Erl8De_mArc
>>158421640>heemfaggots simp for thismental illness
>>158421640Clearly asexual
I would have the most GOATED walkout of all time, in which I would nearly gas out before I even stepped into the octagon.
jj vs weili is the type of fight you get when two tops go at it.
>>158418669PORTOORTO
renato moicano is a man of extraordinary wealth
anyone else's tears streaming down their face?
hes flushed
Renato Moicano?Wow.
>>158421714he saw my posts for sure
>>158421714>retired by Ian GarryHOLY KWABOOTY
schaub bradyabsolute beast of a peach he is
>>158421529if she got a tan and a set of fake tits colby would sandblast her
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_2AgZ8RM4A
>>158421759Is that American hero Jesus Campos on security?
Paddy Pimblett still has the bottle of hand sanitizer he threw at In Ilia Topuria 4 years ago, and plans to place it on the table if they have a press conference together.
if tom nolan can defeat moicano via decision, he'll become the greatest tom in mma history
>>158421714Can you hear them? The death throes of the brazza era growing louder...
Bro that moment when Paddy pulls out the bottle of hand sanitizer at the presser with Ilia is gonna be so epic.
When guys sign with Eddie Hearn, the matchmakers and Dana White just laugh. Go ahead sign with eddie, let's see how that works out for you.
>tfw arman signed with hearnlooks like justin/volk
>>158421865Okay lol
>>158418505would love to spread those cheeks apart and get a taste of that asshole
Eddie Hearn is a great choice for UFC fighters who want to have their careers ruined.
>>158421529Can't she just give up 9 months of her life to have a baby and let her dumbass parents raise it? Like here you go fuckers, bye!
>>158421529She is getting older so makes sense that parents want her married. >>158421543>>158421548Weilis probably bi, you guys have bad gaydars. Bi's always go straight route its easier life and you start family. Fags hate on Bis because they always leave them behind and go straight.
Why doesn't she just heem her parents lol. They're probably old and weak lmao
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
Silence fewls
>>158421640Shi ming is clearly straight. Most of the asians in UFC are straight imo. They have less fags than our culture.>>158421651>>158421653shes alrite, shes not that hot but shes at least average. Plus shes a doctor so bonus points for some.
>>158421882Arman is stupid if he does this. Eddie makes big promises but he hasn't delivered shit. Arman will just get sidelined with a fake eye injury like Tom.
He was about to scream on the thing
>>158421968> you guys have bad gaydars.
step up. take responsibility. impregnate weili in the ufc performance institute restroom.
>>158422073
Carla Esparza?wow.
>>158422073Nothing gay about wanting to eat Carla's pussy and asshole.
>>158422073I said weilis Bi tho lol. Bi always choose to marry straight and have proper families. Its easier life
Anyone experiencing this? It's gone too far to ignore now.
>>158422174take your meds anon
>>158422174Who gives a shit?
>>158422184That saying dosen't work when the targeting is too obvious and direct. Hit the road dude, move in silence, references to food trucks. Im not crazy, I know what is going on. Funny thing is after the hit the road dude memes, now I go outside and my tyre is flat. I heard someone sneezing in the backyard lastnight but ignored it thinking it was one of my sheep.
Cumming inside Nina Drama before Arman fucks her
>>158422199we just want to talk about mma and your future plans. don't turn around and leave next time.
>>158419809>My Desert>My Arrakis>My Dune
>raging alcoholic>inferiority complex>site named after his pathetic dick>144p stream with shit bitrate>big watermark in the corner>spams his ai slop all over /sp/ and other stream sitesThere's so many other sites heembros...
>>158422205>schaub posts here
>>158422257When did I turn around and leave last time?
>>158422274Nobody watches shrimpjeet lil bro
>>158420189>>158421223The point is that trannies have fake tits. Admit you are into trannies anon. Seems like they are normalizing the homogenization of the look so men can match it. Being able to spot fake tits and being attracted to real tits automatically precludes transexuals.I know this hard to understand for a latent tranny fucker, but its the reality you must confront at some point. Don't project on to us.
>>158422296even femboys have real hrt tits these days lil guyget with the times
Din Thomas is annoying
this still up? lmao
>>158422174Me.
>>158422359What’s so funny jerk?
>>158422359You'll do nothing
>>158422274I'm never allowed to go back there.
>>158422395
>>158419774You think that’s a lot but using RDA as a reference since 2015 and that’s normal for “champs” and “guys”. None of the guys listed will fight against so even if tested once more okay 5-7 tests and an 8th for gaethje. again look at RDA, and this is normal.
>>158419817those belts have no soul
need alexa grasso and irene aldana to shine my bald head while i watch the heems tomorrow
rda? recommended daily amount? nah fuck tat
>>158422566
>first Slovenian woman makes her UFC debut this weekWe're here to take over
bruh look at doo bruh>>158422344
>>158422625bro we geeeet it you use vpns
The brazza era? Yeah a sordid affair.
what is your objective definition of a "good fighter" ?
>>158422683Justin Gaethje
>>158422683Neil Magny.
>>158422598>two and a half year to be a mom great another reason to skip her fight. SHES A MOTHER! NOTHING LIKE BEING A PARENT MAN, NOTHING LIKE IT. MAKES YOU KIND OF A SUPER MAN IN THE CAGE
>>158422683Doesn't matter
>>158422683He's nice to his mother
>>158422701This is a gay woman
>>158422683first things first, theyve got to be a natural
>>158422712Turn on your monitor
>>158421714>one ofmeans nothing
>>158421714He's retiring soon so he doesn't want to keep on fighting these contenders
Honestly Islam is smart for fighting the winner of pratesh/morales. Beating the winner is a greater feat than beating both individually
Are you really a duck if you never signed? Maybe he wanted to, what do you know? Who the fuck are you?
>>158422683Topuria before the divorce . His heart was heemed in the Justin fight :(
>>158422755randy fought machida like a man
>>158421714Ali is cringe
>>158422598>loses to Melissa Croden in Toronto
>>158423028imagine knowing that smdh
>>158422755>we're one title defense away from "islam is ducking mallott!"bruh just admit he's the goat stop embarrassing yourself
It’s a shame so many of you are biased against Islam and Khabib; we can’t have an honest conversation about their careers here.
Volk and Islam can’t be GOATs. Most of their competition is kind of ass. Evloev is pretty much a nonthreat and he ducked Pico. 144 in general is/was okay. Holloway is his best win and he is a cutbaby chin merchant in a punchlet weight class. I’d put Volk and Islam above overrated DC but not really above BJ Penn. Morales is kinda shit and wouldn’t be a very good win for Islam either
>>158423146a true goat wouldvd retired to duck. non respect for the russians outside of KGB Dawson
BJ Penn beat uhhhhhhhh
>>158423229I will pee all over their buttholes
>>158423129knowing what? a fight that I just made up?
Its thspinal
>>158423288had me fooled idgaf
>>158423146its been well documented that Islam is terrified of Canadians
>>158423289Haha good one
>not really above BJ Penn.
BJ Penn beat Matt Hughes and GSP under common sense scoring. Also fought LHW Lyoto Machida when he was basically the size of a modern 145. Volk got simulated the moment he entered a weight class. Levels to this.
who da fook is matt hughes
>>158423262Sean Sherk
Sean Sherk would rape Volk, Bolk would struggle with Sean. Levels
>>158423456Marks twin
I'll never forget how they fucked over Evan Dunham so Sherk could have a win in his comeback fight. First time I ever raged over a decision.
anything pre gane is noncannon
Sean Sherk. The white man's Michael Chandler.
Beast Morales current physique. Cant wait until he heems Carlos
>>158423561>biggest name on this frauds resume is Sean Brady fucking grim
When is Salahdin Parnasse fighting again & who should he fight?I feel like everyone’s already forgot about him.I think he should welcome PFL Nurmagomedov to the ufc to see which outsider belongs.
>>158423626Usman will be fighting Dan Hooker in his first UFC fight.
>>158423561his right bicep is larger. he will pull out with an injury
Volk had Movsar bent backwards over a fence whispering something into his ear.
>>158423626him vs pico him vs pitbull him vs lopeshim vs murphyhim vs allen
Ian Garry? Retired both Islam and Shavkat from the sport of MMA.
>>158423658bet it was a bot conversation
>>158423626Dorsainvil.
>>158423626Ruffy?
Ciryl GaneSerial Gain you do the math
why did doostin feel the need to tell a story about his wife getting sexually assaulted? seems like something that was between him and his woman. why is doostin such a female
>>158423693Huh?
>>158423641Iz normelThats his jack off arm, muscles are always bigger on that side
>>158423718he doesnt train
>>158423693nigha whatqrd us
My grandson is a spina bifida warrior
>>158423704>>158423740wtf do you think the bent over her back shit is about cazzies
>>158423738go look at both your arms. I guarantee your jack off arm will be bigger/muscular than the other its like this for everyone
only fighter that trains is van
>>158423693He’s a silly hillbilly peahead. Cut him some slack.
>>158423752I balance my arms out because im a tank. would gsp let one arm appear much larger or work it out? thats what I thought
>>158423693he wanted us to know that he his wife is so hot that doos try to heem her all the time he was braggin about his hot wife
Charles Bennett gets his power from jerking off
conor vs dustin 3 was the peak of heem
>>158423769Doesn't matter if you balance, your jack off arm is always bigger. Compare them I am not lying. Its like this for everyone, fighters are no different
I seriously doubt Morales masturbates. A man like that, a real man like that doesn't need to service his own piece. *sighs*
Morales is currently 220 pounds. Has to drop 50 pounds by January lol goddamn
>>158423846Morales 220lbs weight
I've heard rumors that Volk used to weigh upwards of 220 when he played rugby
>>158423878Theirs pics of when Volk was 220. Hes 5"6 theirs no way he was a natural 220 when he was a rugby player. Must have been on that Kangaroo meat
>>158423693he finds it to be quite relatable, really
>>158423846How do these guys drop so much weight that fast?
why are all the women in ufc lesbians but none are gay in the men's division?
>moicano want money!>Here's $120k the ufc stole from you>Noo not that money
>>158424369Cuz gay turns you opposite So a gay womeng fights while a gay nigga do makeups or something
>>158418505
Faggot sport
>>158424283They starve themselves in lead up. Alot of training camp is just dieting >They do a shit ton of cardio>They cut out bread, sugar, candy, rice, >They eat mainly meat, fish, chicken, vegetables and healthy carbs like oatmeal, whole grains>Even with all that effort they usually are still like 25 lbs over weight 2 weeks out. So then they just starve themselves hard and cut a shit ton of water on fight week.Some of these guys are half dead on weigh in day. It gets that bad... and then they have 24hours to get ready for biggest, most dangerous fight of their life.This sport is fucken crazy.
>>158424412you must've invented it
>>158418505Built for big /box/ cock
>Cheat on Hapa girlfriend>She publicly shames you in front of millions>Beg her to take you back>pussy whipped confirmed
>>158424554all this tells us is quillain has a big piece
>>158421569more like song nodong am i right?
If you cheat on your girlfriend, whether she be white, hapa, messican, it implies a big deficiency in your character and lack of discipline as a fighter
are you guys watching the fight cumpilation on youtube?
>>158424694Women are usually the biggest weakness to a man, same for a fighter. Women are the ones that brought Conor down. All that partying with women and drinking. Its honestly best to be married and not distracted trying to get laid.
>>158424770im catching up on my mma youtube vids. Watching the Craic and then Morning Kombat next
New Manga: BOOTY ROYALE: Never Go Down Without a FightIts about a Karate Ho that fights in mma tournament
>>158419774Joshua Thawng?
>>158424869tfw gay
>>158423561And then he said "beast", add it to the discord. On heem they are talking about demonic entities and who will win the fight, also note pickachu, honey bee (worker) symbolism, anime/yuhgio (dueling) and a jesus cross combined with death symbology/technology. Add it to the secret anti masonic pro jesus heem discord. We will expose them inshallah green hoodie brothers.
>>158425063We know brother, lets go back to the discord and discuss it further with what they are upto, inshallah brother.
Time to d d d d d duel, notice the necklace yughio is wearing
>>158423561Darren Till would knock Morales out. Beating Brady isn’t that impressive. Brady is a guy who was getting touched up in a fight by Michael Chiesa. Prime Wonderboy embarrasses Morales too.
notice how the thread goes dead silent as soon as darren the gorilla till is mentioned. aura.
>Call me a kid again... See what happens bitch...
>>158425171Switch to the discord
>>158425063>You still don't get it do you....
>>158425215I'm heterosexual
Reyez has unresolved demengs
>>158425217Are you threatening me? What does this have to do with Morales v Prates? Hidden hand betting manipulators are not divine entity beings if thats your angle
dead on tom nolan fight day? seriously? fuck you faggots.
>>158425718Go to the heem discord, its fucking hilarious discord.com/heem
>>158425718we're all at the steakhouse, faggot
>>158425894Keep your cornhole shut about the secret steakhouse
Normalize 10 fight deals
how often does volk shave his head?
>>158425949watch the nina drama interview and you may just get your answer
Idk what I'm looking forward to more: ufc 334 or discount Halloween treats
Wtf walker is main eventing a fight night next week. He just fought
>both men are purple belts in brazilian jiu jitsu joe
>>158425990activity pays in this sport. better main even too, the cards stacked.
>>158425955bitch, have u seen it? i feel like u know the answer
>>158425934two fight deals max. want to fight twice a year? okay. here is your two fight contract
>>158426046if you want my opinion I would say every day because you never see him with any stubble
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
dead sport
fuck your respect
>you know how fucking crazy he is about being disrespected and all that kinda shit too
>>158426214
JOANNA SEX SEX JOANNA SEX SEX SEX
>>158426284Same b. Same.
>>158426258
Tonight's card sure is SPOOKY
hmm should I go to a halloween party and get laid or should I watch ode osbourne at the apex
>>158424408>enormous bunda and thighs right there>zomg half a foot!!!!inhuman
>>158426456invite him over for the card
>>158426556Nuked that nincompoop.
>>158423146I'm not saying he's ducking. He's retiring, he said that himself.
Breaking news:Tonight's Fight Night will be broadcast in special "Spooky Vision" in celebration of Halloween. Images of Paige VanZant will be displayed on screen throughout the evening.
>>158426600so you're a coward? that's what you're saying?
https://youtube.com/shorts/aWpHwc-_0d8?si=XlwbqeAkqmqInuVO
>>158426661No I'm not saying that either it's just clear that Islam is retiring after one more fight
ducking zis fight for legahsee brazza u no dis
My girl not going to any Halloween parties, hope you guys have fun with yours stumbling home at 5am with her costume badly ripped though
>>158426739women? no time for love and sex in this fight game. times short
>>158424925>shooting a single leg on her calf from 10 lightyears outget this goof back in the lab
ciryl gane's halloween fuck fest
>>158426690>he doesn't want to keep on fighting these contendersthat means ducking. say what you mean and stop acting like a pussy.
Sun Yun Dik vs Richard Hunt added to 334
Yokkao Fight Night Xtreme Cambodia
>>158426911Listen what I'm saying is that Islam is talking about retirement and has been talking about it for a while. What we're seeing is him actually about to retire after one more fight. Now whether or not that is ducking doesn't matter to what I'm saying. You might think he's ducking and that's fine but all I'm saying is he is retiring soon because why else would he not fight both of them? He wants to retire. Easy as that.
Slampiggy is retiring if Morales wins. plain and simple.
https://youtu.be/LlN8MPS7KQs?si=2EtXdfIxDhFfeXMP
It's Jean-Paul Lebosnoyani fight day. Good times ahead.
>>158427268you lost my respect tonight
who the fuck are these people and why are they on the main event of a numbered MSG card
>>158427294prates is the one he's duckingprobably retire regardless
>>158427568>some contender series guy vs some can who is 1-5 in the UFC>above Wonderboy, Dober, Duncan and Miller on the cardreally awesome matchmaking these days
>>158427568Guru is back?
>>158421714either way this nut-diving. leg-humping waste of time faggot shit is almost over
>>158427332Ok so? Why should I care? You're the one obsessed with Islam or something. Why do you want people to say that he's ducking? You want them to think like you?
>>158427710>-1 HP
tjs turning into schaub
>>158427571he's gonna lay on Prates easily. the one he would not beat is most likely getting filtered though.
>>158427697the implication was clear. you're acting like a little weasel and you know it.
>>158427819There was no implication man. That's in your own head. This says a lot more about you then it does me. You want people to think like yourself I guess.
demonic halloween
>>158421529I thought she was having some moments with Colby Covington
>>158427836people will remember this. nobody respects this type of behavior. I hope you understand that. the more you dent the truth the more you smear your own reputation. I'm done with you.
You’ll never know the truth
Michael The Menace Myers Jason Mayhem Vorhees Frederic Neanderthal Kruger Chucky Liddell
>>158427873You're fucked in the head man. You're seeing things that aren't there.
OOOOOOOOOHHHH USA WITH THE HAYMAYKERS BUT SWEDEN IS EVADING THEM ALL OOOOOOOOHHHH
done talking to you. stop replying.
let the fucking... BEGIN!!!
>>158427955Hey man. I'm just saying that Islam is probably gonna retire and you're trying to spin it into something else. In no way have I even mentioned that he's ducking anyone. That's something you made up in your own head. You are delusional or something man.
>getting this caught up in an Ali tweethow new are these guys
anyone else think I skewered that swede? go ahead and drop a 1 in the chat if you agree that I skewered that swede.
Ok, so he gave up. He realized he couldn't prove his claims so he gave up. Happens.
>Jean Paul "Mufasa" Lobotomy >Theo "Simba" BerggrenBoth at 170, both booked on the same day and NOT fighting each other? Water we dune hair?
I now remember Bellator
My Americanness will not allow me to score it for the Swede. NC.
its fucking halloween lads get your knifes out
>>158428533finna go trick or treating with the senpai finna be lit finna be nice
>>158428560unironically bought myself a small bag of candy for the fights
>>158428560who cares>>158428575who cares
>>158428780ok fuck you
>>158428780trick or treat
Movsar this is the 10th consecutive Halloween where you dress up as the Grabber from the Black Phone. I like the commitment with the van but it's getting stale
>>158428808I haven't seen a single post discussing renato moicano vs tom nolan this entire week. not a single one. shut the fuck up about your boring personal lives and discuss the fucking sport.
>>158428992If you could see the costumes we're wearing you would apologize.
>>158429050
