water edition
My penguins ):
>>158417135We'll add you onto the next one. It needs to be updated anyway.
i hope they learn how to play soon
Where my mountains bros at
>>158417137sup bro's
Stars
pump it
bring back skinny fake punk chicks wearing wifebeaters and plaid skirts god damn it
Going to a game today
LARKIN RAPED STATUS??
>>158417221enjoy fren!
>>158417320where is he going
>>158417330He wants back to that moment in the Italian locker room when Kash Patel pops the bottle
>>158417417yeah of course but none of those teams in position can afford him or have the assets to trade for him
>>158417417Tell us more about how you wanted to be in that locker with the winners, Sven.
is kash patel from sweden he looks like he is
>>158417250Approaching trb levels
Russia to play in Skoda Cup
>>1584176225 nations
>>158417622skoda skoda!
>>158417622Next year? The groups are already decided
>>158417622>>158417686Kek this will be funny to watch unfold
>>158417690USA and Canada have fallen
>>158417718Latvia and Ukraine are guaranteed to pull out, that is if Germany actually gives visas to Russian players, which they have said they will not do
and i'm guaranteed to NOT pull out... of your femboy ass!!! hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>158417798Wouldn't technically Ukraine or Kazachstan get demoted to the lower division if they allow Russia back in? Like with Belarus and Switzerland at U18.
>>158417838Honestly? Respect.
>>158417909Yes, Russia in means Ukraine out at this moment, that's the funniest part
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2027 Skoda Cup
Can you imagine if the Sabres choked away that game last night? Yeah, I can too.
>>158417686>jews get mad that the country their symbiotic country attacked and murdered citizens of their neighbors is allowed to play puck againkek. seethe more, gary.
>>158417909>Ukraine outoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What are you having?
>>158418118San Jose is full of gigarich people because of the Silicon Valley
>>158418118>premium beer is just Modelo, Corona and a bunch of gay ass IPAsI can already tell this is somewhere in California, no I won’t look up i”SAP CENTER”
>>158418118>those priceswhat>service chargeWHAT?!
>WHAT?!
Wings fans on reddit are talking about how they wish they were back in the west again
>>158418238Those were better days with actual rivalries
>>158418162Tip not included :^)
good morning!
>>158418162America is a country of rip-offs
welcome to obamas america
>>158418382wake up mr west mr west mr fresh mr by himself he's so impressed
Why that's just their Assistant Equipment Manager, former KGB agent
Ducks -Sabres 6-7do their goalies just not exist?
>>158418522finnish goaltending
>>158418382baaaased
>>158418382*refpucks you*
>>158418528I understand
my debbies play today :)
kek! pekka is seething
>>158418630>nato buffer state thinks its opinion matterscute!
Krakens vs Flames tonight
>my Sensies somehow came back to force OT yesterday after trailing 5-1 to start the thirdHoly kek. Fuck work for making me miss this kino though.
>>158418630Are Finns still that angry about colonization? I wonder how they feel about Barkov
Thank God it’s Friday
>>158418796Six more hours of waging :DDDD
My Broons :)
>>158418796god isn't real
What's Dylan Larkin doing today
>>158418851SeethingMalding
this is gary's nhlwhere players can just choose not to play cause the talent pool is too thin to do anything about
>>158418870i did not realize how based gary is until now
>>158418901Based on what?
>>158418902worker's rights!turns out the hockey players play the hockey and the GMs are worthless
>>158418118Smartwater ?
>>158418851brushing up on his press box
Back in 1988 I railed lines with Gary in a VIP booth at a Motley Crue concert. Good times!
for me? its live wire
>>158418382Hyvää huomenta.
just got a resume in my inbox from a filthy and unholy albanian
>>158419047How are you and your village doing?
>>158419047welcome back friend :)
>>158419078Cannonade almost every night. Probably from AA shooting down drones. You get used to it.>>158419085thx fren
>>158419047welcome
just entered the zone
>>158419098has the good news of your triumphant return to the hockey world reached rossiya yet?
>>158418928The other options are idiotwater or firewater as your people know it
for me, it's arseni gritsyuk
>>158419153I wonder if he's ever spoken to Gritty
>>158419122For sure. 2bh I'm much less delighted to see Russia returning rather than enjoying the kind of reaction it provoked in the EU. For example, Latvia has the state law which forbids them to play with/against Russians.There's going to be a lot of screeching, I intend to savour it.
LarkinBros......we've already lost about 5600 Hot-N'-Ready pizzas by sitting out....
>>158419109
>>158419176that's a lot of coffee
>>158419109>>158419176Save some for me frens
pretty chilly out today
>>158419165I hope we don't follow latvia with that kinda crap i just want to watch hocey
playing for Detroit can’t be THAT bad can it?
>>158419109I'm halfway through a large black iced and let me tell you brother, I am *shot out of a cannon*
>>158419280dont look up when their most recent playoff appearance was
redwings and pistons should have kitty names like the lions and tigers
>>158419267Same. I don't have particularly high expectations for the Russian team, but lifting up a bit the average level of international hockey is good for everyone.
>>158419098Stay safe
Michigan is a pretty shitty state to live in outside of the warmer months or if you like winter sports too, but even then most people leave and go out west.
>>158419280it can
>>158419364a strong winter keeps minorities away
>>158419395you'd think........
>>158419395meet me in dearborn i put you in camel clutch break your back make you humble
>>158419417i dont hear of a problem with blacks in the arctic
>>158419449sweden
*crip walks through the tundra*
>>158417131>water edition>no Great Lakesepic fail
>>158419422based Abdul El Sayed
good grief
Any good movies lately???
>>158419514Based Rock stunting on that old moron and his shitty ST: Picard
>>158418700Yah I can't wait, go flames!!
>>158419568Should be an easy win. The Kraken aren't all they're kraked up to be.
just flexed my stick, bros
Taking a marner
>>158419581Yah flames beat the canes like it was nothing!
>>158419172We're going to be working overtime now...
>>158419621I've been thinking of franchising a Little Caesars myself. Seems like a dream job, just imagine all that pizza!
Crazy Bread is just normal bread to me.....
>>158419633my neighbor franchises 3 Jimmy John's and got caught cheating on his wife with an underage employee
>>158419642dat garlic tho
>>158418118Draft beer and burrito. Why the fuck is draft beer so expensive?
>>158419694where else are you gonna get one?
>he doesnt get buzzed up in the parking lot before going into the barn
>>158418382Nice! Need to see what team they should have!
>>158419694because people are willing to pay it
just got my costume the weekend (spooky hockey cat girl)
>>158418118bring my own booze5 hot dogs
>>158419704I know but still, seems insane that beer would cost much more than food?
anyone has the old /hoc/ bailey jay referee pics? just for inspo
for me, it's getting drunk on the train on the way to the arena
>>158419730wonder what happened to her
>>158419267>muh mindless entertainmentStand for something for once in your life. Children are dying daily
>her
>>158419718The real ticket is getting loaded in the parking lot and swoocing through security before the booze hits your system.
>>158419734>her
>>158419736Mans gotta goon.
>>158419153The Leafs didnt like when he did Gritty
>>158419741blessed nascar lets you get shitfaced on your own stuff in the grand stands
>finns
>>158419728they won't lower the price because people still buy it
my sharkies are in a playoff spot
>>158419746Do Nascar fans ever fight each other?
>do drunk sunbelt retards fightHEEM ALL swedes
>>158418118duh.
>>158419760definitely
>>158418630russia belarus and usa should be banned
>PENULTY!
>>158419794based, finland and sweden too
>>158419800and that STILL wouldnt stop 1993!
>>158419794this but israel instead of belarus
>>158419803>zero swedish stanley cups
>>158419795that's somebody's son
>No Russia, Finland, Sweden, America, or Belarus, looks like Canada's chances at IIHF Gold are through the roof Craig!>That's right Ray, I can't imagine how they lo- BAH GAWD THAT'S DENMARK'S MUSIC
Just heard Russia is returning to international hockey. Very pleased with this news.
The main characters play today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qJiOZIkejwthis is my favorite cumtown bit
>>158419840Chuds are supposed to be losing...
>>158419868>viewing life through the chud/tranny dichotomysimply disappointing
>>158419825was
Among those still hoping for NHL employment: Patrik Laine, Nick Leddy, Reilly Smith, Vladimir Tarasenko and James van Riemsdyk. Wondered if Dallas, which could use a scorer, might have interest in Laine, especially since they have such success with Finns. Didn’t sound like that was a fit
chuds always go over
>mild all inKek
>>158419882>why doesn't anyone want a black hole that is only useful if you build your entire PP around feeding him the puck Extremely 1980s thinking
>>158419860i didnt enjoy that one
>>158419916Gnarly dude
>>158419621Jen
>>158419913The fuck mild wants him for.Is he even salvageable at this point?
Vitali Pinchuk came to Tennessee with much fanfare, but it’s been a rough start, with one assist in five games. A quick change of scenery might be coming here.
>>158419932:(
>>158419958they have terrible centre depthalways have
>>158419973i like the bernie sanders town hall meeting one
>>158419963thanks elliot
>>158419979i like that one :)
There's an important game coming up for the broship tonight, the islanders did their part yesterday and won!
>>158419999check'd :)
>>158419958JEEK is a great #2C and he's been decent enough filling in as #1 but he's not a #1larkin is like a top 20-25 center who puts up 30 goals a year
>>158419860For me it's the mayo clinic
what would your name be at the /hoc/ town hall?
>>158420031swedeHEEMER
pinchuk is a big young and skilled centre the preds could use a player like him
>>158420031xXxGaryLover69420xXx
>>158420031arnold schwarzenigger
>>158420031gary bettwoman
>>158419913Yzerman wanted to make it happen because they won't get a better deal and he got fired. Someone in the background is pulling strings to ensure Wild doesn't become too powerful, the cup is promised to someone else.
>>158420031dylan larkin
>>158419047>>158419098Happy to see you back bro, take care
what's up guys it's Cool Adam here
https://www.chron.com/sports/article/nhl-expansion-austin-travis-county-houston-22502612.phpThey found an Austin arena site who is ready for more yeehaw hockey
did literally nothingref was a cat
cat board im afraid
>>158420031Gary Bet99.com/login
>>158420031pontiac bonneville
>>158420031pooniac bonerville
>>158420121there was many empty seats in LA last night as well
>>158420080hehehe hell yeah dude
>>158419514Watched Hokum last night and it was sufficiently spooky.Lead actor has the charisma of a rock and I'm not sure if that was intentional acting or just how he is.
>>158420167irish folks love them tatters
>>158420031bud wonberg
>>158420121Thanks gar
>>158420031xavier laflamme
>>158420174>potatoes>whiskey>green countryside>evil mischievous cronesWhy do we shit on the Irish again? Seems like they have life figured out.
>>158420193they killed jesus christ and invaded palestine
he's too smart to go for a quitter shitter like Larkin
>>158420201Anon that was the hyperboreans
>>158420222He's also too turtle for the turtle club
i love hockey I love NHL and I love israel
>>158420222>tfw to smart to complete a trade for any type of top 6 player
>>158420247Then you'll LOVE the Florida Panthers!VAMOS GATOS
>>158420247>doesnt love paying high interest loansfucking poser
>>158420253You are not smart
Just did the monster mash, bros
Can we get a wave going maybe? Flames play later
i think it was a gay club
I hope everyone bought Halloween candy :)
>>158420283https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_(audience)#Krazy_George_HendersonI had no idea that the wave had like lore, I heard the phrase "Mexican wave" and just assumed it came from there
>>158420272This seems unlikely.
>>158420322you seem like a buttfucking homo
>>158420301you are supposed to go to your neighbors houses and get it for free tomorrow night silly
>>158420345That's why I chose Quinn Hughes as my Halloween costume.
>>158420272I bet it was a graveyard smash, which Urban Dictionary defines as necrophilia
our Sennies almost had it, hopefully they can pull it together for tomorrow.Holy fuck we need a good backup goalie
>>158420375how about filip gustavsson
>>158420375How about Leevi Meriläinen?
>>158420375>lose to the teal>lose to the gold>lose to the silverAt least you have a current theme going; that's always fun
>>158420397finnish goaltending on halloween
Fellow gay men... fellow cum-guzzling penis suckers... I have to admit, I'm feeling nervous for our Knights toKnight...
>>158420360Unfunny
Halloween is not that spooky.....
>Early games today >Charlottetown @ St. John's 17:30 EDT>Cape Breton @ Moncton 18:00 EDT
Stonewall Jackson Blake sends his regardshttps://x.com/FrancezTTV/status/2116208531749908619
>>158420457BOO!
1. FIRE KYLE DAVIDSON2. FIRE JEFF BLASHILL3. CALL BRUCE CASSIDY4. GET REJECTED5. HIRE KNOBLAUCH6. ???
7. trade connor to vancouver!
8. Masterbate lol
9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. Post 9. .........
>>158420597I think I'll just skip to this step lol
TPS ruined my parlayRaze Turku to the ground
>Be half season fag, can't make my AHL game tonight>one have a single ticket, not moving on the secondary market because its a kids giveaway night and I only have one seat>Am I cooked?
>>158418124>>158418118For Gay Area prices, $20 is not that bad for a marg
>>158420608This always ruins the white album for me
>>158420445Sorry Quinn.
>>158418412Be a man with some foresight and just pour some voodoo rangers into a steel water bottle and chug it in the parking lot
>>158420597lol
>>158418118>cream joe thorntonI don't consent to this
>>158418162You get 30% off with proof of circumcision
I havent been on this board in a few weeks. Are rangers fans on suicice watch after the igor injury?
>>158420494north dakotan excellence
>>158420755you should continue not posting here for a few more weeks
>>158420666checked
>>158420770Ill take that as a yes.
James Reimer has a .625 save percentage as a New York Ranger
>>158418118>bag of skittles cost more than a hot dog
>>158420793welcome to obamas america
>>158420805thank you reagan
It’s up
>>158420844Rangerbros...how do we make number go up???
>>158420793these are the same people who will unironically turn around and blame stimulus checks for inflation.
I quit weed a week ago and I've started having extremely vivid dreams, ones I can remember too, which is very weird since I've never been able to remember my dreams before. Last night I had a dream where I was coaching an all black teenage club team called "the paterson gangsta-ass-niggas" and the team we faced in the finals of the big tournament were called "the saddle river wealthy white guys". The gangsta-ass-niggas lost in overtime but the real win was the freinds we made along the way. Honestly pretty decent little corny sports movie my brain conjured up.
>>158420896REM reboundWhen someone consumes cannabis regularly, its primary psychoactive compound, THC, alters the brain's natural sleep architecture.
chicago has been awful at drafting... impressive how bad honestly
>>158420921> During this rebound period, the duration and overall intensity of REM sleep cycles spike dramatically. Because the brain is spending much more time in active, high-density REM states—and neurochemical levels like dopamine and serotonin are recalibrating—dreams become exceptionally vivid, bizarre, and emotionally charged.>exceptionally vivid, bizarre, and emotionally charged.
>>158417219I will see what i can do
>>158420975Losers always see what they can do. Winners bring back skinny fake punk chicks wearing wifebeaters and plaid skirts.
>>158418382
notice rapey can expound on dude weed and adult swim cartoons but the only hockey related posts he makes are score reports from the lithuanian second division and thinks playoff goals count toward regular season goals
>>158420988Watch your mouth, retard
>>158420174Lmao what did the irish and eastern europeans even do before the potatoe was brought to europe
>>158420987Six nations suck and fuck
Tkachuk, Larkin and Hughes all captains of their their teams that quit on them and demanded a trade. Who is the next captain to abandon ship?
>>158421043Matthews is GONE if this laffs losing streak continues.
>>158421022probably some other root vegetable, like rutabagas or something. they had those, right?
>>158420933used up all the magic in the 2000s
>>158421064Chicago fans need to stop complaining. That 2010s dynasty would keep me satisfied as a fan for the rest of my life. Same with Detroit.
>>158421043trick question, the blow jackets have no captain but werenski wants out
>>158421038Team Czechia is it then maybe we should make it an 8-Nation Swiss and Team Europe squad of floaters
>>158421004Shut up you stupid faggot
>>158421043Eberle but no one is going to care
>>158421043did jt miller visit any pumpkin patches in the past week?
>>158421043Mcdavid
I want to play hockey :(
>>158421038Sounds like an indigenous orgy
>>158421089God bless you and God bless this post
>>158420988kwarb btfo
>>158420987>league sponsored by a hair cutting place>pictured 2 bald retards
>>158421181cope our gare has hair
hairy gary
>Russia's backUnfortunately, I'm 99% sure our Ice hockey Ass-ociation is too poor and spineless to just skip/boycott all the games.But Finland knows how to grovel. Just like the Moscow Olympics where Finland did take part when basically all the civilized countries skipped it.
>>158421181Gary isn’t bald or retarded
I demand a new Summit Series now the Russia is back. Now!
How do you go from this................
>>158421249Canada and Russian aren’t the best teams anymore so that wouldn’t make sense
now they just need to bring ol pierre mcguire back and world juniors will be total kino again
>>158421249Why? They have no centres or defencemen
wage bros....we made it through another week!!!
LMAO HASEK BTFO
>>158421262Dont care. Just make it happen.
>>158421259>30 teams, 30 fresh facestake us back
>>158421262now that russia is unbanned barkov doesnt have to play for finland anymore
>Another irrelevant euro nation Yawn
>>158421261i just can't enjoy the juniors anymore without pierre telling me about how 17 year old swiss defenseman leon goldschier player two months of midget on the duparquet baguettes in the QMJJMLDHHL
mfw there are some really good games on today
>>158421311Yah, like what?
>>158421306I hate this podcast era we are living in so much. Legends like Pierre shouldn't be forced into doing podcasts.
>>158420896I quit weed and had a dream where I gained mind control powers but I only used it to make people spin in circles until they were dizzy and fell over. What does this say about me?
Even NHL players hate their jobs now. I bet they can't even imagine what it's like to be a normal wagie
They traded larkins best friend so as revenge he sunk the team even further
guys a 30 year old unc and still think he has the price tag of a brand new ferrari sitting on the lot hes making /hoc/ posters look like isaac newton
Which team are you /hoc/For me its Melbourne Ice
>>158421400They could have chosen more winter-centric names.
you are not an Unc when your 30
There's literally nothing wrong with getting older, or becoming an "unc" as you newfags call it.
>>158421417Yes you are. And its not a bad thing. The problem is that too many uncs dont know how to unc.
Unc is a lifestyle, not an age
>>158421400>anal interspecies humping league
Fuck Russia.
im an uncle and over 40
prime unc here, i dont gift anything to my nephews and niece for christmas or their birthdays as they're already severely impaired goy botswhen they're less fragile ill bring them to the strippers and hard camping trips
>>158421456Most Russian women are amenable to this
>>158421456Thats gay. You are gay>The Motherlandwell.......on second thought
They are back <3
28 year old boomer here ama
>>158421262In russian hockey schools centre is position reserved for least talented players. Nobody wants to be centre.
crusty ass uncs need to go ong
>>158421456you fix our little burger ptoblem and maybe we help you fix your vodka problem
id rather die as a looksmaxxing rizzlord who is goated at edging than die as a chopped Unc who has Skbidi Ohio aura
>>158421492If they would have a team now, Yurov can be centre I dont even know if there is another centre from NHL, might need to take the rest from KHLMalkin maybe, but he is old now
>>158421478The theory is that the reason Russian women are so hot is because there were so few surviving men after WW2 that the few men that did survive to have kids had their absolute pick of every available women, so they all bred with hotties, and all the uggos became the babushkas. So basically what I'm saying is that the longer Russia attacks Ukraine, the hotter the next generation of Russian women will be.
>>158421485doubleheaded eagle is holding a butterfly stick and a pie chart
>>158421507frfr
Why did no one tell me Overdrive was off and running?
We don't watch SlowDog here
>>158421551cause we are arent retards who need help telling time
>>158421519So I'm hearing that I should head to Russia once they don't have a war to forcefully conscript me into?
>>158421561No need. Just wait a while, and get a mail order bride.
>>158421519income inequality is extreme in most of the world you are just looking at rich people who can afford the best looks and fashion maxxing
>>158421400
>>158421570Where's the thrill if there's no risk of stepping on a landmine?
>>158421571While you aren't wrong, it was a demonstrable thing in Russia during the end of the cold war, and through the 90's. The over abundance of hot Russian women, and lack of any economy is why Russian mail order brides were a thing.>>158421584t. never been in a relationship with a Russian woman
>>158421270
>>158421456>yes yes goyim, hate who I tell you to hate, keep doing and thinking exactly what the TV tells you, good goy. *rubs hands together*
>>158418382>last independent Russian news outlet was shut down
>>158421598Sorry anon I can only get off if I'm at risk of losing a limb.
>>158421617Ahh, say no more. You want a Salvadoran woman.
black queen called me the dolph ziggler word at work today
Russian attacks on our infrastructure and bombers entering our airspace have become monthly events at this point. It's funny how Americans have no idea about any of this because Trump never told them
>>158421663When are Russians not testing your airspace? Not exactly international news.Shoot them down pussy Russias a paper tiger anyways.>>158421626Order placed.
>>158421663don't worry, we're making sure the orange pedo's party is gonna get destroyed on Tuesday
>>158421663Other way around. We've heard non stop practically every day for the past 70 years about how Russia or China is violating someone's airspace. We tried being the world police for you, but all you ingrates did was complain.Enjoy Russia.
>>158421686pick it up jannie
>>158421700>the KHL isn't /hoc/
>>158421663you're a nato buffer state
From TSN broadcaster Gord Miller, who has worked countless international hockey events in his career, on today's CAS ruling:``The decision by the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) to overturn the IIHF’s ban on the participation of Russian and Belarussian teams immediately throws the world of international hockey into complete chaos. Some key issues:-can the IIHF appeal? It’s possible it could go to the Supreme Court of Switzerland , but it’s unlikely the court would overturn a CAS decision, as CAS is considered the “final word” in matters of sport. The IIHF council is meeting Monday to discuss next steps.-will governments grant visas to Russian teams to compete? The Russian Ice Hockey Federation is part of the Russian government, the Canadian government said earlier this year it would not permit Russian national teams to enter the country, unlike individual Russian athletes.-will some federations refuse to host events at which Russian teams are present? There are serious security concerns about the safety of participants and spectators, nations refusing to host is a real possibility. -will there be a boycott? The initial feeling is that individual national federations won’t, but what their national governments do is another matter. Anti-Russian sentiment in Europe is strong.-how much will the IIHF push back? Russia (with the help of former president Rene Fasel) worked hard behind the scenes at the recent congress to engineer the election of pro-Russian candidates to the IIHF council. Blaming this decision on CAS would allow those members to quietly get what they want.Finally, this is a devastating decision for Ukraine in countless ways, not the least of which is that their men’s national team earned promotion to the top division of the upcoming Men’s World Championship as the second place finisher in Division 1A last season. If Russia is back in, that pushes Ukraine out, which is an ethical, political and PR nightmare for the IIHF.”
>>158421710I do not care for Gord Miller.
Planet Retard has voted to NOT allow dirty stinky Russian back into hockey
>>158421700>when you've been banned for shitposting so many times that you develop a parasocial relationship with the jannies
i knew a kid from russia in college he was hilarous
Should I order bbq wings now or jerk off and take a nap first?
>>158421732Have you even seen "thank you for smoking" kid
>>158421742>he doesn't use the bbq sauce and ranch on his hands post-wings as lubricantngmi
>>158421754yeah bud
>>158421742go to the grocery store buy two chickens for the price of 12 wingsget celeri carrots onion and lemon for chicken and vegetablescook chickennapgoonand eat like a king for the rest of the week end
>>158421732I married a woman from Russia, it was the worst decision of my life
>>158421742Take a nap
>>158421772kwab
>>158421710It's funny how when Russia achieves something there's always "but at what cost", "behind the scenes", also funny how any bullshit is okay if it is for "security concerns" (works this way in every country btw).
>>158421790How come you haven’t been here for months but come back when Russia is unbanned
>>158421815>why does a Russian poster show up when people start talking about Russia>in a general where half the posters are one guy with a VPN
>>158421790Like any sane person, we just take whatever chance we can get to make fun of Russia.
russia would get destoryed right now anywayskaprizov and who?
>>158421790yea (((they))) have to keep justifying spending tax money on retards like xrb
>>158421815Did you miss me? I'm sorry if this was the case.Anyway, you can always count on Finns to have your back.
>>158421846Goalkeeper Sorokin, Askraov, Vasi, Igor(if not injured)Centers is what they lack, defense isnt best but doable. Good wingers and goalkeepers
>>158421846Never doubt the ruskies when the motherland in on the line
>>158421902ruskie winters*
>>158421883roman kantserov, 22 years old, blackhawks 2nd round pick, was ppg in the khl last season, hasnt played a game in the nhl yet.simashev and chernyshov look to have pretty solid nhl careers ahead of them but havent even played 50 nhl games yet
>>158421883>Asskarovno
>>158421883>Podkolzin unbustedDeserved.
>>158419633>>158420896>>158420961>>158421322
>>158421925Kantserov is there.He have already scored 5 goals and got 1 assist. I dont watch a lot Hawks, but they still seem to struggle a lot. Bedard is what keeps the team going basically, maybe changing coach will help. Yeah the other two you mentioned are prob solid, but need more games. Stats I posted are from this season
>>158421936compared to goalies from countries like germany, lativa, or switzerland that made "progress" in russias absence, he is good.
Which team are you /hoc/For me its Mayan Astronomers
>>158421970the absolute state of non-NA hockey
>>158421936He is basically backup in case Igor is injured or would you replace Askarov with Bob?
>>158421974
>>158421322You're a spinster at heart.
>>158421985despite bob falling off a cliff i'd definitely take him as a number 4 over askarov
>>158421974>no Inca SunsNot inclusive enough. Gary might do something about it.
>>158421974pretty sure thats me on the right there
Russia could also aquire some players from KHL also, there might be a few okay ones
Heated Rivalry taught me that it's okay to accept Russia
>>158421974All unironically kinoEven if the Priests looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old.
Russia is a shit team anyway lol they have no defence just more fodder for Canada and usa to beat to meet in the gold medals games
>>158422008nigga is transforming into a mushroom
>>158421322Shadow / repressed power drive — You have mind-control power but use it for something silly. This suggests a repressed desire for control that your conscious mind masks as a harmless prank.Trickster archetype — The childish, chaotic use of power reflects an inner child that wants to feel omnipotent but avoids real responsibility.Compensatory fear of your own power — If you're someone who avoids manipulating others, the dream tests "what if you could?" and answers with absurdity, relieving anxiety about becoming a tyrant.Circling as stagnation — Spinning in circles = going nowhere. Falling = collapse of illusions, a need to break a rut.Social frustration — If specific people appeared, it may be a safe outlet for irritation at their controlling or repetitive behavior.
Fucking faggots KEK
>>158421868I haven’t seen a Russian here in months
>>158422044To be fair Russia cheats I’m everything dirty cheaters they don’t belong international hockey
>>158422046That just means I'm probably the only Russian who posts here. We had the other spb programmer dude, but I haven't seen him for years.
>>158422044>standing up against globohomo is a bad thing
Remember the Ukraine poster?
>another newfag gets exposed by /hoc/s loremany such cases
>>158422069Chambers hasn’t posted here in a year. /hoc/ culture is declining with many iconic posters retiring.
>>158422062rip
Shut the fuck up chambers
>scoreless draw in St. John's
>>158422086Admit it, you miss him.
>>158422098Pot meet kettle
>>158422008They would play half the game shorthanded. Remember it was only in the Olympics they didn't bother with enforcing all the rules because all the players were NHL players and used to it
Why punish the players for the actions of their government? Zadarov and panarin are anti war and want to play hockey internationally.
>the city of My Islanders
>>158420432based london fan kwab
>>158422008Good centers are quite scarce in the KHL as well, but I don't think it's a massive problem to face. Just use some plugs and hope for the better.
>>158422090No
>>158422126https://youtu.be/1H_l92t9Zbk
Are devils good this year? They are a playoff team now? Will watch my first game with them against Vegas.Hopefully debbie poster is AFK i dont wanna see another "my debbies" with that fucking guy
well bro's im at work but i'll be watching the game. went and got two slices of pizza the old cokehead johnny depp looking guy hooked me up with some big slices. i also had a beer for lunch.
OUR debbies :)
>>158422121Because sport is politics nowadays. I've gathered that regular folks in general don't care about this ban, it's whatever for them.It's official who go full apeshit on this.
>>158422121Because it's inherently tied to politics. If a player says or does something controversial they'd get suspended even within the team
>most dangerous lead in St. John's
>>158422161
>>158422170putin should've invaded sweden instead. maybe that'd stop your somalian bros from the constant invasion
>the city of St. John's
>>158422162sorry poutine is so crazy xhenya
>>158422202low IQ response as always
>>158422202bud invaded ur asshole
>scorefull draw in Newfoundland
the swedes are mad now
>>158422220Yeah hopefully the republic prevails over tyranny one day. France struggled for aprox. 80 years with this shit.
im gonna keep gooning until there are good games finally
>gonna keep on gooning at the pink gary club
>>158422249The swede is known for their fiery, emotional tempers.
/hoc/ is a no goon zone. If you gonna goon please leave, then take a shower only that way you are allowed to come back.
>scoreless in Moncton
>>158422039So I'm like a shitty Nero? When do I kill myself?
I forgot about these endless ads in America...
>>158422260I hope life is better for all of us in 20 years
https://youtu.be/T_ApjnAfeDI?t=202me speaking to trb
>>158422277i took my first shower in 15 days going out for groceries
>>158422287It's normal to have flaws or repressed desires no need to make it a kms question right off the bat.
>>158422288how could you forget about american culture?
>>158422060yes, the progressive, far-left country known as Russia
>>158422322Haven't been to the movies in a while.Also there's no McDonalds or KFC here anymore.
>>158422330local burger joints is like always better, its still American culture imo.
>>158422121because now we are on some faggot ass timeline were we have to thank zogbots for their service you watch a sports game from the 80s the game started on time in a stadium without any luxury boxes without some foid or black singing at half time
>>158422341excellent post
is that guy's name jism
>>158422319Alright, when do I start chariot-racing and playing the lyre?
my debbies scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!
based hill with a .000 save percentage this game
LUKE MOMENT
sharkies :)
>>158422372_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>vegass
>>158422366I recommend delving into maximas of Nero's teacher Seneca, who was a prominent stoic philosopher of his era (he also killed himself).
you didn't think luke was a bust, did you /hoc/?
>>158422424I didn't think about him at all
Where is everybody? The main characters are playing?
>>158422476they're at halloween parties :(
This slippery fucking bastard should be injected with battery acid in every organ until he is a puddle of red goo.
The old playoffs highlights we get during the breaks are making me go insane. I can recite the commentators word by word
>>158422487calm down mohammad
>>158422487Stop that brown "Swede"
knights are playing against the refs tonight too i see
This commentator sound like Jesse Ventura
^^^ copey post do not respond ^^^
>>158422507>AHHHHH SAVE ME FROM THE SCARY DEVILS REFFIES!!!! Lmao
>>158422487he's way too cocky for someone who's never shown up in playoffs
>>158422487would be too kind of treatment for a man responsible for the wiggerfication of the nhl
>>158422524i said do not respond to copey, jack ass
>>158422535KWAB
>>158422535I'm the leader around here
>>158422535bodied troon
Its uphttps://www.dyldough.net/
marner to stone bro's
my debbies >:(
>>158422548Leader in the race for biggest retard
>>158422555https://larkinlosses.com/Same person that made helles
i was told hellebuyck was good
Devils are starting to give me the ick
Thought debbies will be punished for squandering their early chances.
>>158422589Don't say that about us
devils and knights both look like shit kek KWAB
Really wish my bro wasn't out of town this weekend because I just got a new doubled-ended vibrating fleshlight I wanted to test out with him and watch hockey. Oh well Let's Go Sharks!
guy out there named amadeus like hes about channel his inner mozart
UH OH /HOC/ STINKIESUH OH
Nice goal to tie but coach keefe needs to make Bratt skate laps after the game every time he makes a stupid unnecessary extra pass on the break
>>158422586That wasn't on him
>>158422597Good joke dude
GRITSY!!!!!!!!
>>158422597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OIuYJqYBKI
>>158422594>>158422589>>158422561My Debbie’s (:
mes demons
>>158422619This is the pic I didnt wanna see again. Could you please take a new one
>>158422629>>158422629>>158422629NEW
>>158422626No
