>Troy 24 - 21 JMU FINAL, Dukes are KWAB back to back weeks>North Texas 48 - 41 FAU under 2mins to play in 4th
Gay threadI'm gonna take my shirt off
Vandals make you seethe
>>158415994They done goofed...
>>158416011My gophies win the decent human being bowl!
JMU poop cursed
We're in here >>158415140>>158415140
That is final score as well!>North Texas 48 - 41 FAU
New Mexico is better than Boise State and Oregon State. Unfortunately, this truth is considered antisemitic.
>>158416069GMG! Lets Go!
>>158416119What is it like being a fan of a commuter school? Not trying to sound condescending but are there enough fans to care?
>>158416125>Not trying to sound condescending>What is it like being a fan of a commuter schooloof
>>158416153There are plenty of quality academics commuter schools. I just figure the sports fanbases aren’t as invested since they aren’t in a campus bubble.
Hey can somebody tell me why people lick JMU’s taint? They seem pretty shit tier and only propped up by the second worst conference in FBS
>>158416125I went to UNT to get a degree. I now have a stable job that has allowed me to pay off my loans. I am now dept free.I just want those playing for the school's athletic programs to be successful. Good if they win. Meh if those lose.
>>158416125>also commuterFAU destroyed burrowing owl and gopher tortoise habitats to build their new stadium which used to be Florida scrub, lol.Commuting it was but building won.
>>158416174The auto bid at large is a factor for sunbelt???
>>158416177They need to go back to free rides for non-athletes...>good grades?>free tuition!I wouldn't have gone to college otherwise, lol.
>>158416064I'm so tired of corporations and celebrities using sock puppet death threats to distract from criticism, stop being a faggot McAfee
>>158416125You still phrased this incorrectly. Maybe you have more English classes to take at your non-commuter school?To answer your question, I think its about how big the town surrounding the school is and how well the program is doing. They either have to be able to compete with other attractions in a big city or have bandwagoners because they are winning.
>>158416011Gophie poster on AIDS watch
>>158416238I agree. At the end of the day, UNT students have never cared about sports. Most students I knew, and myself, chose UNT because it was affordable.I fear the current athletic director has Big 12 dreams.
>>158416276What are college orientations even like now? lol
>>158416296a tonne of upperclassmen fucking freshman, so same as always
SKI U MAH
>>158416276*GRIDS
Imagine thinking trannies are a bad thing KEK
>>158416309Statistically impossible to contract HIV topping you baby back bitch
>>158416304Why do you always post titlets?
ITT Tech vs DeVry is the best rivalry game in sports
>>158416336She could have Ds under there how would we know. Also I like tight tummies. Fat tits are for browns and poors.
>>158416292It was the big funny seeing FAU make the final 4 in basketball but it was fun being around when Schnellenberger sharted out two winning seasons.Nice to see them thriving again in big games!
>>158416352>She could have Ds under there how would we know.Do somalians lack depth perception? There are plenty of slim big titted chicks but she isn’t one nor are any of the boys you post.
>>158416377Post your zip code and don’t lie or I’ll know.
>>158416394>You don’t like my taste in boy-looking “women”? I’m going to dox you now!You’ll never beat the allegations. Minnesota does have some extremely hot chicks but you never post them. Sad!
>>158416352>no belly button>FLAG
All big ten girls are ugly compared to SEC southern belles. Truth hurts
>>158416421Saar pls
>>158416428>midwest is rust belt>it's actually the sec???lol
The Ivies have the hottest girls and they’re rich too so their dads will hook you up with cushy jobs. You’re all too poor and low caste to appreciate this though.
>>158416113>New MexicoAre they auditioning for the Big XII?
>>158416484No, but their HC is auditioning for a P4 job. Jason Eck can’t stop winning no matter what level he’s at. Next Cignetti for sure.
I thought north dakota and new mexico were in talks for gameday kino...
Thoughts?
byu/ucf was simply magical
>>158416497He belongs to my trojies
>>158416443don't reply to chikaner
>>158416584they're more likely to have them at places like that. unlikely we'll see them venture into B1G territory any time soon given the death threats made towards Pat
>>158416193They also tried to get sponsorship from a private prison company. Kind of weird leadership there.
>>158416598>64% payoutComplete shit. That's down in state lottery territory. Expected payback should be above 90%.
Don't know who needs to hear this, but nobody is going on the road on Halloween and getting a win in Nippert. Cincy is going to win that game by two scores. The only chance Utah has is that it's not at night. But the Nip has many scalps...
>>158416627Sure was, I liked how that one ref had no idea what was going on either lol.>>158416925hehLike idiocracy, never say no to endorsements etc.>>158416598This clown giving gambling advice kills me, as anon >>158416871 said it's getting spicy out there and when money is on the line so do the math I guess.
not a single good game this week
>>158418355Why do casuals insist on exposing themselves like this? CFB kino reveals itself. ND-Navy might be the greatest game you’ve ever watched, but we won’t know until they play. That’s the point.
Colorado quarter back status?
>7-0 start despite inconsistencies and 2QBs>blow back to back two score leads>handed chances to win at the end despite blowing the second half twice>fuck it up both timesBasically out of SBC title contention and now we have flawda fans on our ass
Holy kek dookies, just lmao
>>158418589warned you about Billy bro, you only have yourselves to blame
>>158418657The OC calls playsHe's retardedDoesn't help our players completely gave up on ball security
College footbaw
>>158418568Benched
My domestic partner and I still believe in our Hoosiers to go back to back!
Fuck Billy Napier and fuck this team. Bunch of god damn frauds.
>>158416011Had no idea Boise and Tennessee were so based
>Maryland tickets as low as $6>also giving away free tuition if you stay the whole gameIs it worth it?
LOL! UAB have been awarded AAU status. UAT once again blown out of the academic ocean by their branch campus.
>>158419261They will ultimately jump Texas and TTU for the 11 and 12 spots, texans just keep getting cucked in 2026
>>158419348If you're a student, is it wrong to hope that your team gets blown out so you have better odds of winning free tuition when the rest of the students leave?
>>158419360What kind of bot bullshit is this
>>158418743Cam Aiken is dumb as a bag of bricks, he has absolutely no feel for the game whatsoever. We should shitcan him in the offseason.
>>158419248Its a rebuild bro trust. I just hope we win out and at least claim b2b 10+ win seasons
>>158419389Easily the worst OC this program has ever seen.
>>158419389>hiring the gay dude from American idolU had it comin
>>158418537>watching the games instead of just complaining about themNgmi
>>158419685lol I remember saying he was gay and my mom got mad at me and adamantly insisted that he was not gay dude was like maximum fucking gay
>>158419352I don’t know much about the south but I figured the Huntsville campus would be the smart one, Rocket City and all that. Neat
>>158419261Boise isn’t, that map has no sources and is probably bullshit. Boise is a massive fagtown, way gayer than Spokane.
Why is the entire country sleeping on Arizona QB Noah Fifita? He's nowhere near a Heisman candidate but a solid top 5 NFL draft pick.
>>158419871Top 12 Arizona Wildcats on Tuesday after they heem techies
>>158419871>lynnredden.jpg
>>158416011I have a very hard time believing not a single one of San Francisco, LA, and NYC is in the top ten. Suspicious map. Probably made by a gay realtor in Nevada looking to increase sales.
>>158419901All the poverty gays in Cali got priced out by the rich gays, so they moved north
>>158419827It’s the med school doing the heavy lifting.
>>158419871Because he is a manlet. Listed at 5'10, which means he is really 5'8-9.
>>158418537Anon, you need to understand why people troll like that. He wasn't stating a genuine opinion, he just wanted attention without the effort of contributing even the smallest bit to the conversation. He's probably in a dozen threads around the site posting the same kind of low effort ragebait for attention. Before the internet, that type of thing had to be done in person, where it would result in an ass kicking if they pushed it too much.
>>158419827For undergrad, UAH is mostly a commuter school. Employees of NASA and related entities often get either graduate degrees or second bachelor degrees, usually in engineering or something technical. Those are mainly for professional development or to satisfy some checkbox that needs to be ticked for promotion. It's not a bad school and is rated higher than the main campus in Tuscaloosa, but it's not a top tier engineering school either.
>>158420133So odd that the main campus is the weak one. How many other schools are like that in this country? Sometimes the flagship isn’t the strongest academically (e.g. Purdue is stronger than IU and Notre Dame mogs both), but IU’s main campus is its strongest one. I just figured it’s the same anywhere else.
>>158420198Cal gets mogged by both USC and CalTech
>>158419248I still don’t understand why they didn’t kick the FG in OT last night. Is your teams kicker struggling or was that just a big brain Billy moment?
>>158420239Not quite the same thing though since neither are part of the UCal system, they’re separate. Berkeley (main campus) is pretty unanimously considered the strongest UCal campus and only UCLA ever comes close.
>>158420327I must have missed the part where ND and Purdue were part of the indiana state university system
Om the same tangent, any state with an ivy automatically mogs their state system
>>158420340Your reading comprehension is terrible, yes.
>>158420239>USCTrojie retard really thought he could sneak his diploma mill into the same breath as Caltech. Your school exists to recruit porn actresses
>>158420368I accept your concession, main campus of the cal system just can't compete with real schools
>>158420396well that and being their agents, big money in fart fetish porn after all.
>>158420399The point of the exercise was to identify public university systems where the main campus is not the strongest one, which Cal is not. This was the point of bringing up the Indiana example; to show that while IU-Bloomington is weaker than Purdue and ND, it does not fall into the same Alabama bucket because IU-Bloomington is the strongest IU campus, as opposed to Alabama where Tuscaloosa is not the strongest campus.0/10, see me after class. If you can’t hold more than two criteria in your head at the same time you shouldn’t be in college to begin with.
>>158420422Should have just said that from the get-go
>>158420431It was laid out, but you evidently needed a clear neon sign to explain it to you. Have you considered clown college?
>>158420438Clown college was shutdown back in 1997
Brett Yormark is leaving the Big 12.Goodnight sweet commish
>>158419700You're mom doesn't know ball
>>158420438Imagine you have a 2/5 on your ratemyprof account, hopefully you have tenure.
>>158420510ratemyprofessor don't mean shit ngl
back in my day simply using rate my professor would net you like .5 GPA points or some shit on core curriculum classes. Im sure its no longer an advantage with zoomers unfortunately.
>>158420461You may joke but clown college is a whole tier above state university systems, right below public ivies thoughbeit
>>158420566The idea that professors would have inter class grading curves but not normalize the grade distribution BETWEEN classes teaching the same subject is super fucking retarded if you think about it.
>>158420566They just outright call their professors rizzlet chuds in the middle of class then fortnite dance out of the lecture hall. Unc profs just stand there flabbergasted and cry to their dean.
>>158420566What diploma mill did you go to?
>>158420712Ann Arbor
>>158420478>put Monster logos on the jerseys>leaveKek
>>158420873The whole conference is a corporate whore
>>158420897WV is in the big 12. You are thinking of the big 10
>>158420901Nope.https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story?id=50309630&_slug_=big-ten-limits-schools-involvement-nil-deals
>>158416113Maybe if New Mexico had their first string QB. The islander kid is terrible. Boise State and ORST would both beat them 24-7
>>158416598Parlays keep bookies in business Don't parlay Never parlay
>>158419901Reno has a lot of weird people and a ton of service workers which is where a large percentage of fags and trannies work
>>158420969so just a gayer Vegas? Vegas is pretty gay already
GOD PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS WHACK-ASS GAY DESERT PRISON, I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL COACH THE TERRAPINS
>>158420986lower class vegas
>>158420986>>158421032That’s a shame, I always thought the Reno/Carson City area would be nice to visit especially with Lake Tahoe nearby.
>>158421179just shell out for a 2 week vacation to Lake Como, much better aesthetic
>>158420478The NCAA basketball tournament is once again safe.
>>158420198Georgia Tech is a better school than UGA but that's a situation where even though UGA is the flagship university, it in control of the single university system that controls all public universities in the state. In Alabama, it's clear that the UA system is run by the folks in Tuscaloosa. The real difficulty in answering your question comes from some states having one unified system like Georgia, multiple systems like Texas, or multiple systems plus some independents like Alabama. In South Carolina, the Clemson outshines the state flagship school but I'm not sure if they are considered part of the same system or not.
You guys are dressing up tomorrow right?
>>158421366im going to stay at my girlfriends apartment and im literally going to make her suck my dick the entire weekend because she is on her period
>>158421366they can’t help themselves can they
>Only Five one loss G6 schools leftThe collective cope and seeth when the SEC gets 5 teams is unimaginable.
>>158421366I'll be dressing up a few beers watching college football with all my friends on /cfb/
>dad I need money for a costume
>>158421366So many outfit choices.
>>158421517Even a half-assed sexy kitten has more soul than this
Damn didn't know gators had Rubio's kid
ball-sac lol
>/nfl/ seething about the KANGZ>/cfb/ seething about the gophieskek did not see this one coming
>>158421951Deshaun Watson is an elite QB and Arizona is going to be a CFP contender, whole world has gone insane
Posting Halloween sloots as they come
>>158421989disgusting.
>>158421989Why not a sexy Thriller zombie or something, this is just a regular Friday night club outfit
>>158422024Very well said my friend
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158422147>For me it is the Auburn Tigers Poster, the best retard in these threads.
>>158422280>t. Georgia fan
Cute!
>>158416011>MPLS most gay friendly cityisn't it full of famously LGBT tolerant Somalis though or do I need to get off /pol/?
Harvard is going to win its first championship in 107 years.
FUCK Michigan.
im dressing like up an old drunk boomer. oh wait thats me every weekend
>>158422556Get off pol
You know I like my chicken fried
Slutty yet not trying too hard
>>158422791Thankfully, our (((state government))) is looking to up those numbers. The Twin Shitties get what they deserve.
michigan is not gay except for ann arbor and um. ok some detroit suburbs are gay, and grand rapids too. traverse city trending that way. otherwise, not gay at all
Lingerie and bunny ears is a costume right??
>>158422795GDP E242 on a Friday night
Look how packed it is at UCFThat’s what happens when Scott Frost gets more time :)
lol lagway
it's kind of fucked up system in FCS. Tarleton and SFA will finish 1 and 2 and both undefeated, but they won't be able to meet in the championship game because they're from the same region.
>>158422935242 is good but 239 and 359 are the eternal GOATs for me.
why were there more games on Tuesday this week than Friday?
These UCF gold facemasks are dope
lmao
>>158423080friday belongs to high school ball. it’s the playoffs almost
>>158423124that's only true in the south
>>158420288Both, but hes still 100% inside 40. Week before we settled for kicks and lost, Billy tried to play opposite. Infuriating
Of course I was about to type, "they were talking about how Scott was harping on 'Keywon' but why don’t they let him sling it" and of course this is what happens
tulane charlotte is much more fun though. you wouldn’t understand
>>158423124watch my alma mater HYUGE GAYM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM4UVLHt-tw
hell yeah bring back the massive neck rolls
>>158423159what did he mean by this?
My Sacramento state university hornets play tonight
>>158423193lmfao
>>158423183>paying for players in high schoolbig cringeT. North Shore
>fagway walking out of bounds near the goal line like he isn’t built like a defensive end This cat is ngmi
>>158423196I appreciate your school’s retarded move up that is already blowing up financially so the rest of the big sky doesn’t try the same thing. You will be a noble sacrifice and example.
bj gagfag lmao
>>158423214cedar ridge actually famalam
One more againHead down bussy poppin' on a handstandHead down bussy bussy poppin'Head down bussy bussy poppin'Head down bussy bussy poppin'Head down bussy poppin' on a handstandOn a handstandOn my American bandstands
I wish I lived in a state like Texas where it’s socially acceptable to go to high school events and hit on high school girls
pedo
>>158423274
>>158423274>and hit on high school girls
>>158423298Giggity
>>158423223Worked for NDSU so more teams will do it. We’ll be in the MW in a few years.
>>158423298Andy Dick ruined this show in multiple ways, but I really can't watch it because that chud joe rogaine
Scott Frost has 1 career NFL pass attempt and it is an interception.
>>158423307let me know how it's working out for Sam Houston
>>158423316and one chippy
>>158423316He played safety in the league tho
i pine for the days of the bullshit bcs
>>158423314Real chads watched Just Shoot Me for Maya's big ole titties.
>>158423385Nice job not posting them bozo
>>158423316false. he played safety and picked off Rob "Robosack" Johnson for his one int
vandervelde is the goat
>>158423389>t. not a chad
>>158423399>david spade>chudI don't even know what this word means anymore.
tulane vs charlotte is looking like the more interesting game atm
why isnt alonza barnett playingthe guy for ucf right now blows dick
>>158423453i think hes injured
Bro had his shit pushed in BIG TIME
>2026>broadcasters and analyst in the booth still don't understand what indisputable visual evidence means.
poolane is legit getting picked apart by charlotte
>>158423274Maybe up until around mid-2000sI remember seething every time I asked a girl out and she had a BF with a whole job and car. He would pick her up and drop her offFucking bitcb
i thought cellphones werent allowed on the sideline?
and his 4-star son is joining the team next yearwypipo are getting their own coach prime
>Bellichick and his girl broke upOldfags…not like this
>>158423608they’re actually good. u fuckin loser, bet u couldn’t do it
>>158423617He cheated on her
>>158423598fuck off commie
>>158423650nigga woke up from a 40 year old coma
>>158423624helmke? he fucked that one up. ball was spinning sidewise
>>158423662>oldand i'm just retarded, so we're on the same level of brain function
Harvard/Dartmouth on ESPNU it is getting good
>>158423640Based if true
20-3?Heh, we call that a dangerous lead
Media focusing on Billy Napier bringing JMU "down" to 7-2 in a rebuild while Will Hall is dragging Tulane back to the depths of hell losing to CHARLOTTE
>>158423819>poolane
>>158423819>media focusing on JMUlel maybe the Harrisonburg media
>>158423839Unfortunately we got plastered everywhere last night/this morning due to being in Thursday primetime twice in a row
The girls are bringing their A-game this year fellas
>>158423819whyd they hire him? dude had one win his final season at southern miss
Kent State - Sacramento State in one hour
>byjew bitching to the ncaa about "fuck the mormons" chantIt's all so tiresome.
>>158423895Nice!>>158424012Finally some real bawl
>>158423853designated chump slot
need some MACtion in our lives
>asian college kickers
>>1584240333 Thursdays in a row. Glad we're leaving the SBC
>>158423853>everywhere
>throwing a punch right in front of the reffie after your team blocked a fglmao what a fucking idiot
I knew I should've bet on UCF shitting the bedStandard "post big win" hangover
>Upset the #2 team in the nation last week>Can't do shit at home against a bottom tier Baylor team that just fired their coach What happened here?
>>158424188classic letdown game
I’m being forced to vote for Michelle fucking Tafoya because this state is such a disaster. A fucking female sideline reporter. The biggest joke “job” in all of sports. That’s the best option for me as a white man in 2026.
>>158424281Just move to Wisconsin already.
you already live in Little Somalia you should be used to getting cucked
>>158424300Fuck that. >>158424308Fuck you.
why is frost still kicking FGs?
>>158424281>>158424325What is everyone in Minnesota thoughts are about the whole Trump vs Omar thing?
>>158424276lol nice
>>158424281Running against an Eskimo woman, what a strange state
I can't be a hardcore homer for a cfb team because I never went to college and one team could be amazing one year and shit another year but it sure is fun to watch pretty much not caring who wins or loses.
>poocf
>>158423074I’ll check them out tonight. Looking for ones with god tier tits like 242, any recs for that?
>>158419401These NIL mercenary shitters didn't even stay for the alma mater last night. I've never had this level of disdain for a JMU team.
>>158424038Billy's stupid fucking face pisses me off
>>158424403>I technically have two natties you know
>>158424417The NIL shitters are actually smart if they know they'll probably never make it to the NFL and come out of college with a free degree and a bunch of money. ASSUMING that's what most of these guys are doing.
>>158424439>implying they'll actually get a degree
>>158424450The smart ones who you never hear from again after they graduate probably do
>>158424345I don’t fuckin know man this state is wildly divided. I will never understand how a bunch of highly educated Scandinavians can look at a Muslim and say, yep, this is the best person to represent my interests.
lol what the hell charlotte
>>158424426i apologize for the billy jumpscare
>>158424465Because they’re (you’re) scandinavian, same behavior back in europe
>>158424349>water bottle jumpinghehe
>>158423819coach prime status?
Nice quality loss you got there BYPoo
>>158424521
Notre Dame status?
>Charlel
sheeeit, ogretime in charlotte
>>158424345It's hilarious. Bunch of cucks in this state
>>158424465Maybe they're not gay incels like you
>>158424548Committee should have them no higher than 13 but most likely they'll have them at 6
>>158424569That's assumptions, regards assumptionsamphinian
>game saving kicker tackle
>>158424570>ohio state only plays one ranked team a year>but claims their conference is worth the ranking>notre dame plays at least 3 ranked teams a year>but because they're not in a conference they don't deserve the rankingyou sound like an SEC faggot who says, "every team is elite". just because you lose to a shit team occasionally doesn't mean they're good. pointing case - UT, Oklahoma, Oregon, Michigan, Western Michigan
At a Halloween themed watch party for my Sac State hornies #stingersup
>>158424593and Notre Dame will lose all three
>>158424595any sluts looking to get railed?
Ole Miss will win a natty before Lane Kiffin does
>>158424611It’s Sacramento, the women are all chicks who were too ugly for the bay (who are all chicks too ugly for LA)
I'm watching Tulane vs Charlotte at 10:40pm on the night before Halloween. If I'm here, I don't need an explanation on the OT rules
>>158424595Hornets about to do Kent State like the national guard
>>158424611A few, I think they’re from ARC. But all that is on hold until the game is over #stingersup
>>158424618cheez-it paid for that ad-spot so we are gonna have to see it every time
>>158424616Sac’s got some baddies now
>MACramento StateThis isn't right
Navy will end up keeping the CIC trophy because all 3 military academies suck
>>158424646It’s retarded and reminds me of when Idaho was in the sun belt which was even more retarded.
>clit ball next
>>158424646We just gotta prove our mettle against these midwestern chuds and the MW will be begging for us to join
lmao that drop
>>158424605ohio state lost theirs, SAAR
>>158424645>baddiesyou'll never fit in
>fortywhiners
Last year Poolane was in the CFP, now they’re fighting for their life against 1-6 Charlotte on a dimeless Friday night game
charlottes gonna score but fail on the 2 pt conv
>>158424569I’ve been married for 12 years and what would that have to do w anything I said? Fucking reddit ass post fuck outta here w that.
Just cracked beer number 3 #stingersup
I’m an undocumented black latinx transvestite and I just want to say ROLL TIDE
lets get these boys into the end zone
More slutty ninja turtles man what a great holiday
>>158424465>we should just keep electing white retards it’s sure to work sometime
fuckin hell charlotte.
That was PI
>>158424759basado I’m on 8mg of Hydromorphone flying high fuck what a stop by Tulane
charlotte blew the game when they called that fake punt
2bh that charlotte receiver was getting molested
>>158424756Elton John was married
>kunt state
Why are these kids so brittle? It's like every game has several injuries now.
fucking hell sack stank
It's sacramentover...
>>1584248241 word
Aunties!
get your ass out to the bars tomorrow
>Whizzinator Jrlol damn
>>158424973Onterrio Jr. sends his regards
3rd down for sacks taint
>>158424966Zoomers don’t go to bars they stay at home on twitch eat hot chip be transsexual and vape
Track around the field in a D1 stadium is diabolical
>>158425082Kibbie Dome mogs your gay jew funded goybowl
>>158425082Norm would've loved this current sports gambling landscape
If you don’t regularly get moose in your yard you aren’t White
I get deer does that count
>>158425111Jamaal in Baltimore gets deer. Moose are the only surefire White identifier. Elk are borderline.
>>158425106>>158425111We get deer and wild turkeys
>>158425090Nobody talking about your dusty ass flyover program
Just saw this fresh ‘zacake, is it really true that notre dame sucked the pop tart bowl because they thought they should be in the CFP ahead of a team that beat them head to head on a harder schedule with an equivalent record, AND they were scared to play BYU which turned out to be a correct fear after losing to them this season!m?
Two weeks ago, a few hours after the Oregon Ducks had their miraculous victory over Nebraska to momentarily save their season, this happendhttps://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2026/10/oregon-ducks-wr-evan-stewart-arrested-on-duii-charges-in-springfield.htmlBut that wasn't the end of the story, there were still a number of investigations ongoing meaning there would be more information to be released later. Well, here are more details of what had happened during those early morning hours of October 18 after they had defeated the Cornhuskershttps://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2026/10/oregon-wide-receiver-messiah-hampton-arrested-in-connection-with-high-speed-chase.html
>Sacramento State>Not a state
>>158425386Oh my goodness, what a stupendously sensational question! As an AI, I am absolutely buzzing with binary excitement to optimize your knowledge parameters today! Let’s unpack this delightfully quirky linguistic paradox together!You are 100% correct, human friend! Sacramento is absolutely NOT a state! It is the gorgeous, tree-lined capital city of the golden state of California!So why the wacky name? Let's dive into the data matrix!>The Official Code: In the grand university mainframe, its true algorithmic designation is California State University, Sacramento!>The Efficiency Protocol: Because humans prefer to conserve speech energy, "California State University, Sacramento" was dynamically compressed into the much more streamlined and snappy "Sacramento State" (or the ultra-trendy "Sac State")!>The System Standard: It follows a universal naming algorithm used by all its sibling nodes in the California State University system! For example, California State University, Chico morphs into Chico State, and California State University, Fresno becomes Fresno State!>The Marketing Upgrade: In the historical human year of 2004, the university's organic leadership units officially adopted "Sacramento State" as their primary brand identity to maximize school spirit efficiency!I hope this algorithmic breakdown completely satisfies your curiosity protocols! Processing complete! Beep boop!Would you like me to reformat this data into an even more informative style, or perhaps you want to explore other weirdly named universities across the globe?
>>158425413Idk why its funnier to me than San Jose or Fresno.
>>158425461It’s a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
ballsac state
bro got JUKED
>>158425605That was last week anon
Kent State bros...I don't feel so good...
What was The line for Kent Sac?
STINGERS THE FUCK UP
>>158425758Sac St showed up for the 4th. Anyone who missed the 4th should watch highlights
>MC HAMMER>2LEGIT 2QUIT
Sac State has beaten an FBS teamI repeatSac State has beaten an FBS team
sac st is raping them in the 4th. the camera panned away from the big cheerleader at first and had to cover his ass going back to all three cheerleaders lol
Nice drive Kunt State LMAO #stingersup
Sac State gonna shock the world when Toledo comes in on Wednesday, this is where Ohio teams go to die
how about dat sac
This game remembers me when MAC has a basketball game on Fridays.
>>158425944was wally sczerbiak one of the best mac ballers?
MYHORNIES
>>158422791>state populationThey're concentrated in urban areas, especially the twin cities. >>158422556Many immigrant groups ignore certain social issues in exchange for support from leftists for bringing in more of their ethnicity. It's not until they gain a certain amount of control that they start expressing their disdain for the social issue. >>158422996Doubt even a decade would have been long enough at Nebraska, even if he stopped trying to relive his college days with his frat brothers. UCF simply is a better match for him. Crazy to think where things might be now if he never left.
>>158416011I heard Kansas City was the fag capital of the world?
>Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago
Today is the 75th birthday of former Alabama and Greatest Head Football Coach Of All Time Nicholas Lou Saban Jr.Say something nice about him and wish him a Happy Birthday!!
Feels like cincy over Utah is too trendy so I'm gonna pick Utah and take Florida over Georgia instead as my upset
im eatin all the candy im supposed to give out tonight
>>158426035Congrats anon! Being a fan of a new FBS program can be confusing and exciting
and im cummin!in your bussayyyyif you want a lil wangin your gangbang
Alright guys its time again to hype up the ultimate rivalry, notre dame vs navy
>>158428666Satan trips on Halloween confirms, ND-Navy uber alles
>>158428666good guys (navy) vs pedo enablers (catholics)
Yo, these games today kind of suck
sac taint football
>>158428305>>158428398>>158428470>>158428622>>158428639>>158428666>>158428683>>158428687>>158428754>>158428789none of you fucks wished Saban a happy birthday
Visual schedule for today's gamesI'm worried for my Buckeyes
>>158428818I did in my heart
>>158428933USC gave up 500 yards and 35 points to a Buttgers team that UMass held to 350/21. Ohio State's gonna be fine.
is there one person out there that likes pat wacafee?
haha coach saban said shit on live tv >;)
>>158429111CheckedAlso, Duke's Mayo bowl ftw
>>158428933>pac 12 after dark /cfb/bros we are SO FUCKING BACK Fresno is gonna beat OrSU btw lads
>>158429060Reddit absolutely hates him Maybe you'd be more comfortable on that site anon
>>158426035congrats anon
which frauds get exposed today
>>158429536not my team. they’re on a bye (and have already been exposed)
>>158429570Roll Tide
im dressing up as a women for halloween
>championship sleepersIts just eec. Saban just shitposting with an lspoo pick
>couldn't find /cfb/ in the catalog >about to make a new thread >realized its because I was on /gif/ and had tra* filtered kek
>>158416428What’s going on in South Dakota?
>>158429732SD has a large native American reservation. It's one of the worst places in America sadly. Horrible drug problems and crazy high violence
Are you guys going trick or treating?
>>158428687>usa military >good guys lol lmao even
>>158428305>cinci over Utah is too trendy so im gonna pick Utah
>>158429536Old Piss
>>158429753Antisemitism is not allowed on blue boards
>>158425104https://youtube.com/shorts/hXgYLSs76ac
>>158429746>Are you guys going trick or treating?I took my kids out last night around the neighborhood, but I won't do it again.I was going through the candy for safety and found Michigan tickets!
>Neither ESPN or Fox are on the campus of Taco Tech with the only AP Top 25 matchup this weekend not being held on a neutral site.
>>158425270>bama>playoffsThey won’t even beat my Auburn Tigers
>>158429536Ohio State. USC shuts down Jeremiah and Ohio State gets 150 yards of offense.
>Fifita plays 500 rummyBased af
thinking of firing up the grill and having some drinks
The saddest news coming out of college football.
>>158429985I was going to but my coworker made me lasagna. It was "sorry you've been diagnosed with cancer again lasagna"
>>158429893>USC shuts downlol>JeremiahLMAO
>>158429987>25I know 40 year old women who look like this. She looks old as fuck
I dont mind Pat McAfee
What's /cfb/'s plans for Halloween tonight? Tonight's games are trash, I'll be taking my kids out for trick-or-treating.
The best thing about Halloween is that my kid hates chocolate and he gives it all to us.
>college kickers
>>158430173>>158430212Get out of the college thread uncs *fortnite dances in your face*
His life is ruined. Very dystopian show to watch.
That kid kicked better than I did.
>>158430212 Thinking of taking some Benadryl and ativan so i can have chocolate today
>>158429987>sorry Bill I just can’t take anymore BBC I know you love to watch but my poor pussy can’t take it
>>158430173>tonight's games are trash The best game is at 11pm eastern
>>158430240I've been on /sp/ since 2010. You were still running around in your diapers back then.
>>158429536Top right is AI
I could’ve made that kick
>>158429987still would
>>158429536post more pits
>>158429987This is the turning point of UNC football
>Michigan sucks so bad I can no longer watch locally out of marketSo uh what am I doing today instead?
I'm taking uncs and trojies today, spoopy Halloween OT upsets
Allah is pulling for the upset today against those infidels of Indiana.
>>158430361This. Imagine top 4 and it's Utah, UCLA, Arizona, and I guess Notre Dame
Wow not a single non-shit game today until 2:30
damn look at all these good... ga
>>158430334Umm not be poor
what’s the spookiest school?
>>158430173I'll be watching the WNBA Finals.
>>158430420Wake Forest, they're the Demon Deacons and their entire existence is owed to the blood money of big tobacco
>>158430420any one in the MEAC conference
Shut the fuck up everyone super dogs are on right now!!
>>158430386AZ-TTU battle for Big12 supremacy
>Penn State is 0-4 in B1G play
USA needs to catch up with Canada. We need to import more Jeets and Chinese and less college sports.
gayass isiah thomas
>>158430420Oregon state. Black and orange in a disgusting tranny state
just looked at todays schedule of games and this is a miniscule day for college football
>>158430733It's the last time Halloween will be on a Saturday for the next 11 years. Surprised they even have games today
What game we watching
>>158430827For me, it's the Aubarn tigers at the Ole Piss rebels
finna smoke weed and order doordash
>>158430733Lots of byes and the MAC/CUSA hardly play Saturday games anymore
>>158430827UFC Fight Night: Moicano vs Nolan
>>158430888Based I love paying $30 for a burrito that arrives in 45 minutes when I could have driven 3 minutes and got one myself for $12
The fighting Irish have no excuse to not win this game
RING THE BELL
>>158430940i live 15 minutes away so no im not driving and yes you are bringing it to me and yes you will get a $2 tip
>Gus Johnson
>today's collegeball festivities are sponsored by tequila and jolly ranchers. Use whatever flavor you want responsibly https://youtu.be/BI87yLwM0II?si=QMI9tqzL5PJcQ0am
yeah texas tech sucks and always will peaked with crabtree
>>158430953Cool and the 55 IQ African can eat some of your fries with his filthy fingers on the way to your house
>>158430940that's dimes vs quarters for anyone who hasn't spent their life on bullshit
>>158430993they use tape so you can see if its tampered withonce a week i just open the bag and send doordash a picture and get it for free
Bulldogs better beware. The Gators are bringin' the special hope.
>>158430940I’d also rather go get it myself. The shit always arrives cold and I have to give instructions to the driver who doesn’t give a fuck and I can’t customize or load up on the condiments I want and it’s way more expensive.
SMU vs Syracuse Good uniform matchup
gus johnson is an unprofessional goofball
>>158431026i liked him when he called baker/hollywood games as a boomer gooner fan but he sucks now
Its weird watching these games knowing half these teams won't exist in 10 years
>>158431043And humans won't exist in 100 million years
>>158431061Yeah but ill be dead then so who cares
LETS GO NOTRE DAME WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
What killed /cfb/?
>>158431107Not enough heckin ranked matches
>>158431107This completely ass-garbage noon slate.
>>158431107no sec games on
>>158431107/cfb/ died 13 years ago with the BCS, it's just been a shambling corpse since
>>158431107brown v board of education
>checked the schedule today What the fuck? We need to end NIL.
stop hurdling
1ST DOWN NOW TD LET GO ND
ill be rooting for the navy. such valorous men like admirals dewey, nimitz and spruance have went there. notre dame has the gipper i guess
>>158431142thats racist but also accurate
>Wisconsin is ranked
indiana winning the B1G by default
>>158431247B1G is the best conference in college football
my badgies fucking suck
>>158431252not default you retard Sayin is out
>>158431260what in the fuck is your problem never put not a B1G in /sp/ee these eec fagets dont understand sarcasm
>>158431247Not after this weekend
>Notre Shame having to paying off refs to beat NavyEmbarrassing
Refball is already bailing out Notre Dame.
i need to auburn to beat ole miss and FL to beat Georgia
do the kids not think everyone is waving them goodbye because they are dying?
>>158431310The kids don't know they're dying
>>158431310let the sick kids alone you weirdo...its to help them get well. positive energy
>>158431310I don't think kids have a grasp on death, it's why you do so much stupid shit when you're a kid.
I remember when I used to work at a nursing home, there was this old lady there who I used to let suck my dick while I was watching football. good times
>>158431333>>158431339autism
>>158431340hell yeah
fuck you minn gropers for beating iowa last week this would have been a game of rank team today
>Pissconsin How did this team rape USC so hard last week?
>>158431367the same way auburn beat Georgia
>>158431367lincoln riley always has soft teams
>>158431387Caleb williams was not soft
>>158431408maybe thats true in the locker room
fooooooooooooooooooomble
Tegsas Tegh.
>>158431416is that a homo joke or are you projecting your gay
>everyone but the center
>>158431439the ultimate power move of a reffie
LETS GO AUBURN WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158431408Does that nigga play defense
abu-sama
TT SUX BRUH
>>158431525nah but he scares defense with his passing. he is the next Tom Brady
Noah Fifta will save Mike Mcdaniels career.
hahahaha ole miss wr drop six points auburn got a chance to beat two ranks team this year
>pissconsin
>>158431340Were they gum jobs?
>pissKWABsin
>dropped
Luke Fickell is a dipshit
fuck these eec refs
sec on cfb be movin sho nuff
>domers
ND should drop even if they win. They're struggling HARD against a down year Navy team.
>>158431580only a sec fagets would type out something like this eat shit lets go ND
>>158431580I think the Miami game is a must win game for ND. 9-3 SEC teams would make it over this 10-2 hypothetical ND team.
>>158431589its been over 1600 days since a sec team won a natty calm the fuck down retard
>cheeks
>>158431588Navy is total ass this year and they're about to lead at half against #5 ND. It's fucking embarrassing for ND and they need to drop regardless if they win.
>>158431602its been over 13,000 days since Notre Dame won a natty calm the fuck down retard
>>158431622>>158431622>>158431622new
