Schedule: promiedos.comPrevious: >>158396982
another cipolib, we're so blessed
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLInJqr-X5g
>>158415461nice job retard now some mono will have this as their wallpaper
>>158415508>forgot to add a "DO NOT STEAL" stampit's over, it's fucking over
Wake me up...
>>158415527September already ended
>>158415508shit how did you know
>>158415560uhhh hello based department?
P L A T E N S E
We're going UP!
>>158415560>itunesyou didn't need to create a gay porn folder
>>158415560based waterfox enjoyer
>>158414959>CBF in the hands of Gilmar MendesOH NO WHY IS OUR (((BRASILEIRAO))) SO WORTHLESS
fuck a.nal
Sormani momentAugusto Melo volta pro Corinthians. PontoGanha patrocinio da JBS de 3 bilhões por ano, ganha série B na 20a rodada com 20 vitórias, 0 empates e 0 derrotas2028 ganha libertares e mundialSucessor do Lula em 2030, transforma o Brasil numa superpotência das bets e vende todos poços de Petroleo pra Familia Batista, dá contrato vitalício pro Corinthians da Caixa Federal de 10 bi ao ano e garante mais 18 anos de PT no poder.
RENIGHT
>thought flabasco classico was during the weekend>fell asleep 5pm>woke up now>basco bascated 1-4Não perdi nada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taGR8mQ6G4U
Gotta stop gooning
up yours, bean boy
bate esse peido horrível aí ou vc vai ficar arrombadobate esse peido horrivel aí ou vc vai ficar arrombado
>>158416684What's there to even miss? Every Flamengo-BBBBBasco is the same.>bbbbbasco starts some off the pitch shithousery>their president makes bravados saying o respeito voltou or whatever>the fans say this will be the day they finally beat flamengo>bbbbbasco fans don't show up to the stadium>the team gets goleated again>3 years without beating flamengo award>11 years without beating flamengo in the brasileirão award>they give some excuse
And I forgot the best part.>the most loyal, most passionate, loudest, greatest, most amazing twisters in Brazil, the torcida que mais merece esse título, starts leaving the stadium in the middle of the gameBut that's alright because next game they'll record a 20s reel after the team scored a goal.
lula e como chita, so peida
>>158417333They need to bring Romário back
Joao Romario Riquelmi
Corinthians final today
Mirassol begining today
O VASCO É UMA MERDA
Wow, Vasco da Gama fans are vocal about the match and they are not happy. They're discontented with the way Pedro Emanuel's plan went and the whole goelada in the Engenhão. I guess it invalidates the "o gigante voltou" narrative they'd held out for. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signitures to have the match replayed. That obviously won't happen but it just shows how unhappy they are.
kwab
>>158418420At this point you would think they are used to it
>>158418420>MiBBBBBão
>>158418420What is lil broao talking about. Quite the melty.
>>158418420Vasco went from relegation fodder to relegation fodder and finalsThis just proves what scientists have long proved: Vaskeks live vicariously through the comparison with mengazzo
Corinthians dies today Pepedoingatoast.jpg
I'm the kinda nigga that takes 5 days to reply but if I don't get a reply in 5 minutes I think it's over
Same
>tapião changed again
>>158418960source?
nvm found it
>>158418787The tragedy of the vaskek is they only care about one thing and they fail at it every time.They'd be happy with the relegations and not winning any titles if only they could beat Flamengo. But they never will.
>1 table instead of 2 zones and each club goes against each other once (except their rival which they play against twice)>but also still clausura and apertura reducidos forced in there and copa de la liga>also no reduction of teams, still 30genuinely what the fuck even is this format, it's somehow more retarded than the previous one
>>158419020What if the rival is in la B?
hoje somos todos mirassol
>>158419020>except their rival which they play against twicehuh
>>158419020What if you don't have a rival?
Okay children we are going to play fuchibola today, pair up with your rival in groups of two and only two.
Ele não tem classico kkkk
NUKE
>>158419448>pekkkk
Brazilian fecha de clásicos>Fla-Flu>Palmeiras x Corinthians>Cruzeiro x Atlético>Santos x São Paulo>Athletico x Coritiba>Bahia x Vitória>Vasco x Botafogo>Grêmio x Inter>Bragantino x MirassolRemo and Chapecoense get 6 free points each
>>158419346You get paired with the ugly guy reject from the class.
>>158419448The other way aroundCeará, Piauí, Maranhão and Bahia deserve to be nuked the most
>>158419467>Santos x São PauloThe only thing they rival here is how tight their assholes are
>>158419498the "big bunda" clasico
>>158419469But teacher, I am the ugly guy reject.
>>158419498Palmeiras and Corinthians played /copalib/ this year so I paired them together. It's not a personal statement on the derbies.
>>158417458kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkVASCO EH O TIME DA VIRADAO VASCO EH O TIME DO AMOR
>>158419552Your rival will be the teacher then.
you guys who vote for the left are really making the L with your hands in protest against the right? I'm seeing this on the news but I don't know if it's true. it made me so proud
>>158419599I've read enough doujin to know where this is heading.
Tag yourselves
>>158419687Nobody here votes left.
>Jogador David, do Vasco, entrega passaporte à polícia no Rio>Ação faz parte de investigação por suspeita de crimes de organização criminosa
let's not pick the low-hanging fruit, alright? the ones on the top are tastier
>>158419719Based>Santa Cruz >Botafogo>Gremio Pretty good >Flamengo>Santos>Atlético Okay>Fluminense>Corinthians>CruzeiroUninspired >Vasco>Bahia>San PabloBad>Palmeiras>Goiás>CoritibaBlack ass nigga >Internacional
>>158419721you guys are going milei again? lol
>>158419740your ranking is based on how you like the characters or the illustration themselves? because grêmio and corinthians are essentially the same, musketeers, and they're not well regarded among their own twisters
Curica and Gaybbbbio
>>158419753But the Corinthians musketeer is a gordo sedentário.
>>158419787he had too many
It appears that the real time da virada is... uh...>checks notesGalo doido.
vasco lost and i was ip banned, how to recover from this?
>>158419753Gremio>lively>polite>dynamic stance ready for anythingCorinthians>gordo>impolite>just standing there like a dumbass
Argentino é um povo fodaViveu 20 anos na base da inflação de 600% por mês e nunca deixou de ir ao estádio nem comer MilanesasAgora nos ultimos 4 anos vive com peso valendo nada e pessoas comendo carne de burro e os estádios continuam lotados
sentiu
Peida peida tá calorEu nao quero só peidar mas também fazer cocô
>>158416656Thinking of becoming a leader of the left so I can too drive a go-kart in the shape of a Ferrari......
>>158416656He eating some good beans
>>158420468Lula in power, you're enjoying some delicious beans, your favorite influencer is taking some well earned time off. What more can you ask of life?
>>158420293I bet he voted Lula too.
>>158420505Only citizens can vote in Brazil.
>>158420540citizens? you mean like, bahia twisters?
>>158420488corinthians descendating
>>158420488>>158420576why are you replying to yourself?
>>158420691I'm doing a monologue
>>158420734weirdo
They almost realize it's me using a USA proxyThat was a close call
>>158420888you know that's against the rules, right?
>>158420734freak, no wonder why are you in THAT place.
>>158421012Siempre mono Nunca sapo
why do women match you and then start answering monosyllabically?
>>158421216Stop using dating apps.
>>158421216They are talking with some other nigg they are more interested in, so they are just keeping you in wait-list in case it doesn't work out with that nigg
>>158421224and how will I get laid?>>158421232makes sense
>>158421241just be yourself
>>158421330https://youtu.be/WC5FdFlUcl0?si=dMVwBchX8wMU4tka
>>158419467>>Bragantino x MirassolIs that real?
>>158421330tried that already and it didn't work
>>158421241Some of them also use the app for ego boost and validation
minha infancia foi uma merdaproblemas dos pais, escola um lixo, povo da minha escola QI 60, avôs problemáticos cheios de maniaPovo brasileiro é um lixo
>>158421372that's crazy. I'm starting to think dating apps aren't worth the hassle
>>158421358No, Mirassol rival is Novorizontino, the clássico Tião (tigre x leão)
>>158421358No, the cities aren't even close. The only thing that brings them together is that they're from el interior de San Pablo
Are cryptobros done for?
I am investing in beans, lula loves that shit
Business idea: buy raw beans, cook feijoada and sell it for a profit.
>>158421920That's a thing over here
>>158421991Yeah but it'll be revolutionary when a white guy does it.
>>158422143>WhiteNigga you look like Gabriel Mercado
>Isso representa cerca de 0,6% da população total do país (o que significa que 99,4% têm menos do que issopais fudido de merda
>>158422167Rude, Mercado-kun is cute!
i have a bad feeling that no grande will actually go down this year. the 4 relegated teams will be: chapecoense, remo, mirassol and victoria.
>>158422392if mirassol beats corinthians at itaquera tonight it's pretty much guaranteed mirassol is saved and corinthians is relegated
this is what concusadoleeches study for
>>158422461it'd be sick iif they gave roasted peanuts instead
>>158422392Mirasol will do the deeds
quer lucrar?advogado hj na porta da delegacia do tatuapé e itaqueraVendedor de faca na frente da arena caixa economica federal(TM)Peça para algum amigo no exterior apostar 300 euros em derrota do CorinthiansJantar no bar do Augusto Melo e na hora da confusao quando acabar o jogo sair sem pagar
>>158415483It is not possible to suffer in LATAM.
>tfw no argie gf
>>158422635Consider yourself lucky.
>>158422655what, are you proposing?
>>158422605who the hell are you? anyway, i just found out theres a brazilian place in toronto called lula lounge.
>>158422167El que tengo acá colgado kkkkkjjj
>>158422461país de vagabundos
I hate females
>In Canada it is legal to operate a porn theater 24h/7 but you cant sell christian bibles near schools
>>158422167>>158422675REGALOU-SE
>>158422715What if you gift them? When I was like 8 they gave us free bibles.
>>158422695:(
>>158422715obsessed with mi
Culo Culo is gigantic.
>>158422715can you sell bibles on the porn theater?
I should go out and drink caipirinhas
>>158422749Show real flag
my team is so shit it's unreal bros...
>>158422856The game is 20 min in, surely Mirassol can beat this mediocre cunny
>he's backWell it was a good while it lasted.
>>158422871Did you saw worried Corinthianos today?
>>158422856cunnynthians rigging machine is back
>rojaELES ROBARAM MEU MIRASSOL
Lula putting his hands in
ROUBOOO NOJO DESSE TIME LIXOOOO
Operação Salve o Corinthians
>he thought "they" would let corinthians relegate
>Autistas aurinegros >Respeto empatía e inclusao
apologize
>can't beat 10 man looksun at home
I CAN'T SCORE
this dood is getting lynched
começou o roubooperação salva-corinthianscorinthians é tão pequeno que precisa roubar pra não cair pra série B
>BURRACANJAJAJAJAJAJJ
>buracanlmao
>garroA garro more like
Colegas sobre Bruno Santo em uma palavra:>Leal, diz Reinaldo>Tranquilo, diz José Aldo>Monge, diz Igor FormigaAi o cara que nunca levou um vermelho na vida dá uma cotovelada de ufc no meio do campo fora da jogada Pingou na conta dele, pix da caixa
>>158422911I haven’t, they are all on suicide watch
>>158423250which bank is that? I don't recognize that interface
Yes. It is true. Toronto and several other major Canadian cities have adult-entertainment businesses operating during the day, including:1. Adult cinemas (porn theaters): Establishments that screen sexually explicit films, although traditional porn theaters are much less common than they were decades ago.2. Strip clubs: Clubs where women (and sometimes men) dance on stages wearing lingerie or partially undressed.3. Adult entertainment lounges: Venues offering exotic dancing, private dances and other adult-oriented entertainment.4. Burlesque clubs: Shows featuring sensual dancing, elaborate costumes and partial nudity, often more theatrical than strip clubs.And yes, some of these businesses operate openly in commercial areas, with signs, advertising and storefronts visible to the public.
>>158423271There are some porn theaters here as well, I remember there were 3I've always wanted to get in but never had the gutsStrip clubs here I don't know, there are some good but are mostly bordels so I try to avoid them
what mirassol is about to do will shock the world
>>158423301we have it as well, dunno what he's sperging about
>>158423333...
>basinoh n ono JJAJAJAmilito 'jump of quality" bros....
>>158423526trust the planthere is more at stake here
macacorinthianstraficorinthians
>>158423545ayooo
GOOOOOLAAAAACOOOOO
Estava tudo combinadoA expulsaoo teatroA demora pro VARMirassol achou que poderia enfrentar o PCC
>>158423633foda-se porraa vida passando, a velhice drenando a juventude, o amor é uma memória distantee você preocupado com o corinthians
There are like 10 games every year we all know they are rigged, you just need to bet on those games and only on those games
lula winning literally ruined my life
>>158423651Calma
>>158423675union magdalena was a funny team to watch for that
>>158423767we know milei-kun
MilitoCHADS
O lulinha foi o mais grande du mundu
>the only thing rasin acomplish in this year was sending aldosivi to la b
not a good day for the yellow-green kit community
>>158424117and this is /copalib/ related because...
How they incline the field for robario bentral mum...
My face would fall off of shame desu
>>>/biz/62840484bostero begging on /biz/
>secanucas FC goal at 94' to win 2-1wtf.,....
>Thread archived>Idiots and degeneratesWhat do.
chiqui's neck driers dried it so good little tapia just had to give it to them
>everyone is in a halloween party trying to fuck bitches dressed as diablitaswell at least my team won
nooooooo I must get more variants of HPV otherwise society will judge me as an incel
mineiro needs to kick domínguez before the final, that boludao will gift the sudaka to bosta, domínguez is the son in law of bianchi
don't worry bro boca will fumble the bag surely
>>158424982Dominguez is the only person with a brain in charge of that club
finally, I'm free to roam once again. first corinthians victory in 10 games, holy shit
>>158424338>>158424563>El Pomberito Di Maria: robates>:(>Egypt gets blatantly cagated in the highest stage>:)you reap what you sow, the streets will never forget saludos ybuen dia
>>158423198>change coach>winIs it that simple?
el domingo mas gallina que tomar merca en kika
>>158426861Nobody would complain about Di Maria if he were Bover adjacent
>>158424588I went to sleep earlier
>>158426861only buquibroqui monos and brownoids cry about it, which one are you?
What about this resenha? That's how they desayunate in London
morning beans
>>158428160Agnolottis for breakfast?
reposting the classics
>agnolochisleast serious place on earth
only difference between '''agnolotti''' and ravioles is how much of a fantasma you are
https://x.com/futebol_info/status/2116505631884738698>Internacional posts video with journalists and influencers encouraging the colorada fanbase to pack the Beira-Rio this Tuesday, against Coritiba:they literally have to beg people to go to the stadium...
just get the beans on the rice bro
>>158428340>cultura latinaRomans drank coffee with their cheese?
>>158429546They also drank warm beer from what I've heard
>>158429685Beer was invented in Uruguay and brought to the Roman empire by Julius Caesar
É, galera! Amanhã é dia de Copa do Brasil! Quatro gigantes do futebol brasileiro brigam pelas duas vagas para a grande final! Palmeiras e Atlético chegam fortes, já classificado para as finais da CONMEBOL, enquanto Vasco e Grêmio lutam para salvar suas temporadas.No fim da tarde, às 16:00, o Palmeiras recebe o Vasco da Gama no Nubank Parque. Em seguida, às 18:30, Grêmio e Atlético Mineiro se enfrentam na Arena do Grêmio, em Porto Alegre.Diz aí! Quem você acha que serão os finalistas desse ano?
>>158429041why are colorados such pecho frios?
For me, it's Sancor Seguros
F
Governo e Polícia liberam aumento da capacidade de São Januário para Vasco x PalmeirasPalmeiras terá 2 mil ingressos visitantes; estádio vai para 24.155 de capacidade
>>158430448we're far from running out of this things thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si-BQY42P7s
today: unimportant LPA games but primera nacional will be pretty much defined besides relegations and maybe 1 play-off slot
Vaskek dando uma carreira ao pedroca
Respeten los rangos
>>158430989I could swear I saw the same list somewhere but with Palmeiras and Fluminense up there. Someone is gaslighting me.>>158431005Esse é craque.
Gabigol is the most disrespected player of all time he's better than Fred, Luizão, Luís Fabiano, Josiel, Rafael Moura He-man, Jael, o Cruel, Liedson, Jô, Alecgol, Guilherme and many other celebrated players of the semi amateur era of Basuleirão
>>158425995Roubada ainda
>>158431025>he's better than Fred, Luizão, Luís FabianoI think he's on the same level as them. His career isn't over yet but I imagine it'll be like those situations where you ask stuff like "auge ou longevidade?" "mas tem que ver a carreira na Europa" "mas e pela seleção?" to break the ties.But he's better than all the rest and he just gets shat on for being a legendary ragebaiter.
>>158431005I fear him, he's much like Jason, when you see him, you know you'ere've FUCKED
gabigol is bisexual
>>158415527WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>158431077Bro that's gabigol, not cuca.
>>158431527wanna know something truly scary? these two work together
>>158431758Where does Dani Alves fit in?
>>158432073O respeito é titular.
>>158430178>atletico mijeiro>giganteOk, retard.
>>158432419sorry, sorrycolossal
>godoy cruz goalit's ferrover
DINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://x.com/geglobo/status/2116590634282742111
What are they feeding those Independiente del Valle kids with?
>>158432815beans, cheese, coffee
Vasco 1x4 Flamengo
>>158432815Excellence
GOLAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ferro pecheated LMAO
>ferro
>la ciudad de Perro
>>158433642Based
>>158433982To the surprise of nobody ever
Chove chuva.
jorge ben wouldn't appreciate your racism
I know but I'll have to live with that shame.
Jorge ben would probably write a song about it>ele chamou meu amorzinho de macaco hmmm>a mais linda mulher dessa terra >macaco hmmm hmmm hmm
what’s some good songs for gym
What is the brazilian equivalent to Ferro
>>158434839Ferrinho
>>158434839Vasco da Gama
>>158434861jej
sexo con travecos
39 years
>>158434839Sao Caetano
"Calendar" clubs have been banned here and all clubs that are named after a date have to change their names, no more "2nd May"
>>158436202Why?
AAUUAA ! UMA VIRA BORA MORDEU MEU FEIJÃO ! ARROMBOU !
>>158436356Lowest IQ country in the region, please understand. They think changing the name will somehow make them more attractive for investments and marketing purposes, what's the point of your club being named "Aurum Romanvs" or some shit if its playing in second/third division.
>>158436551seems like your cunt has been taken over by the green line must go up bug people
me encantan las mujeres latinas
>>158436814some brazilian will see this picture and say she has brazo du merendeira or whatever the fuck and then rant about how the state of chirimpompenis has the lowest IQ in brazil
>>158436959and then they'll argue over whose farts are stinkier: palmeiras or minegro
>Bélez Garfield>>158436202>3 de Febrero, 12 de Octubre, 2 de Mayo, 12 de Junio, 3 de Noviembre, 10 de Agosto gone...
>>158436814I'd give her a certification if you catch my drift.
I was away so excuse me for my tardiness but fuck Ixputa go enjoy série B again faggots
What a day huh
>>158436956I love females, specially when I cum inside
>>158436551>Club Six-Seven de Capiatá
>>158437440One of those has a league title and other is almost a century old.
>San Bobenzo
>>>/wsg/6262380 >>>/wsg/6262380 >>>/wsg/6262380 >>>/wsg/6262380
>Brazil went from a traditional catholic country to a country full of macumbeiros and trambiqueiros>Jews had no role on itpick one
>>158438278I pick >Brazil went from a traditional catholic country to a country full of macumbeiros and trambiqueirosnow what?
>>158438278No way macumbeiros weren't a thing before.
velez fucking sucks
Vélez should be worried if they can't beat THIS San Lorenzo at home.
>>158438278both catholics and macumbeiros worship São Jorge
new village bros...
Muslera massive mistake
Argentina in summerPeople with their family on the streets walking and drinking chimarraoBrazil during summerbuteco itaipava until they get ultra violent or start looking for a roda de samba (batuque)Brazil was a fucking mistake
if new horizontian gets promoted and new village not I will be so fucking mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hcxTvwvVNc
>>158438865https://x.com/SC_ESPN/status/2116691027025146077
>>158438865>Muslera making a mistakeWhat's next? A team coached by Seba Dominguez losing?
>>158415435Cute perro
This estudiantes will beat Palma tree?
We voted for Messi argiebros we’re best frens nao right
Cheque Mafia seething rn
parabens cuguloso for the wymyn libertadores
Jesus christ Instituto you fucking massive pechos
>>158440435>went from winning 3-0 + red on the other team to 3-3 tiehow the fuck? based students btw
everyone watched the women's copalib final, right?
>>158439972ESSE É TIME QUE VAI GANHAR DO PALM TREE
>>158440793I hate females
>>158440793>brazil vs brazileven if i knew it was happening and cared i wouldn't have watched it
>>158440160Based
>>158430448for me, its mulher fruta-pao
thinking about this
>>158441712Why does she look like Michael Jackson?
>>158441712Why does she look chinese?
>>158441795>>158441812bolivian grandfather
>>158441855>20 yearsholy walled
>>158441913>0 tattoosmogs 95% of shitzilian women in that age.
>bu-but we play 90million fans at homebiber sucks major dick
>>158441918>0 tattoosI'm not convinced until you show us her buttwhole
Peron only help power for 11 years and was overthrown by a junta of freemasons, social democrats (Jews) and socialists (jews)There is absolute no way you can hate him. Yes you may vote MIlei and keep electing zionist puppets but there is no sane reason to hate Peron
i got banned for less just last week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8C6I5kQdi0
>>158439972