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What triggered the conguito?
fuck a.nal
>>158396982It looks like an AI empanada frog
>>158396982Hey these are my empanadas
>>158397060what, you didn’t eat it yesterday?
>>158397060Did you purposely tried to make it look like a frog?
This is not a very good thread
>>158397078Yes, pretty clever, huh?>>158397072I did, they were delicious
>>158397060Finders keepers
>>158396999His Ecuadorian coworker bought a house better than his
>>158397060they look good
>>158396999Equatorian excelency
many many, many farts go by where it just stank of beans and rice just like you what can we do couldn't be myself, that smell 'cause mono, it's you shalalalalala
>>158396982Nice pastie's.
>no more mercosurplease god make it happen. I want to believe
>>158397176I agree, Argentina is heavily dependent on our economy so we should them to fuck off.
>>158397060Not anymore bucko, they ours now.
>>158397082Demonha
>>158397185brazil is our principal trading partner yes but at the same time they are the ONLY country who won with the creation of mercosur. they became significantly more prosperous and their GDP grew a lot after 1991
>The country that took Germans and Japs after WWII and received Pablo Escobar family helped Bolsonaro to get awayHOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>158397176Dramatic overreaction. Ending Mercosur wouldn't be interesting for any of the countries involved, especially after the EU deal. Probably some sensationalist Xitter "journalist" with an agenda.
Cut the bean supply and seize all the empanadas still in the digestive tract, this will teach them not to mess with us.
>>158397205That’s because of Plano real not our fault if you can’t into economics
>>158397213Brazil helped bolsonaro escape? This doesn't track.
>>158397176idk what even happened, is it fuchibol related? if not don't answer
>>158397229The police departament was "asleep"
>>158397235this is about flamengo trying to go to copalib finals instead of estudiantes by escritorio
Prohibit them from overcooking their milongas and you’ll see the true face of argenchinos
>>158397235I think it's something about how Mercosur will never be an important title no matter how much some small clubs might protest.
>>158397176I always thought we were bros....i guess we arent bros
>>158397217>Ending Mercosur wouldn't be interesting for any of the countries involvedit's an absolute game changer what are you talking about? members of mercosur aren't allowed to make bilateral free trade agreements. this entire economic bloc always has been useless
>>158397235yeah it's because in brasilia they can't believe that conmebol refused the escritoriazo of flamengo. this will have unforeseen consequences
What are the bolsistas saying about us? Will they forgive us when we do monkey gestures during the next matches?
>>158397269I mean, Argentina could just leave. Why didn't Milei do that?
>>158397286I've seen a guy posting something like "I can't believe it argentinians were right we truly are macacos" with like 200k likes
>>158397292congress and shit, I keep telling him he has to go full dictator like lula but he's too white for that
o chad dribla toda a inteligência da PFo beta toma tapa durante um enquadroé brutal
>>158397292imo probably because of the EU deal and he might thought that maybe flavio could win like you know any other country in the region and help to reform the economic bloc. we'll see what happens it's gonna be interesting.
>>158397301What was he referring to?
>PF finding out he was fleeing from twitter posts while he was already buying tickets to DisneylandClown country kek
>>158397317I wish Lula was a real dictator so he could just hang the bolsonaro family
>>158397330bring all of your female family members to my house. I'll keep them safe this time I swear. no more brother wars!
>>158397176>Argentina and Brazil fighting>Uruguay and us
>Dos ingressos para la partida del River Plei en el Monumental Más, por favorcito… Aguante… River, el tricolor?
>>158397401He looks like moura here kkkkkk
>>158397269Bilateralism FTAs have been heading towards obsoletion for at least two decades. Negotiating deals between multilateral blocs is more practical and gives the countries far more leverage. Good luck to either of our countries trying to make good bilateral agreements when Europe, the Arab states, the Caribbean, SEA and large chunks of Africa are all locked behind economic unions/customs unions/FTZs.
>PF ainda acredita que as informações sobre a saída de Flávio Bolsonaro do Brasil são uma cortina de fumaçacleitons concurseiros have officially gone insane
>>158397292When milei gets reelected he will show his true power
buddy we already know the secret of beleza, your little circus is going down
>>158397176They always fucked us up with trading deals, hiding our criminals fleeing there, the latest anti Argentina online campaign, and now they wanna play the bros card? LMAO
>>158397436>muh globalism and multilateralgoyslop is better please don't leaveyour country can still make bilateral deals with other economic union and it's probably gonna be way easier, better for your country because you only export or buy what YOU need and faster than waiting 10 fucking years for a yes or no from a bunch of arrogant eurotrannies just like with this dogshit agreement with the EU.this crap started back when macri and temer were in charge what a complete waste of time.
Liberdad carajoooooooooo
>>158397466Super saiyan Milei
>>158397401Riber Pleichi o mais grande du Rio da Prata
>>158397482I am in favor of telling argentina to fuck off and see if they can deal with their economy without us
>>158397483>it's probably gonna be way easierIt isn't. That's the reason why most economies in the world are in some form of economic union right now.>this crap started back when macri and temer were in chargeThe EU-Mercosur deal? Negotiations started with FHC and Menem.
>>158397498don't worry about us, there's nothing that could make us deal with our economy
>>158397527Heh fair enough
>>158397482>they literally put us a chastity cage economic wise>their cops beat the shit out of us in footbal games (not even uruguay does this)>they put tourists in prison for months for pushing back an agression and daring to say "monkey"and most of them will call us "os irmaos" with a straight face.they are a very cynical-fake altruistic people who think they never do anything wrong. it's not their fault they really believe that.
Sentiu
>>158397498That's our secret hermano, our economy is always in shambles
>>158397580i told you since 2022 brajew is a country of jews why dont you listen? Dont trust brazilians. I'm perhaps the only one who can be trusted beucase I hate brazilians and I think brazilians are jews
Trikaschizo gives pick me vibes
>>158397748arroz y frijoles es la polenta de alla? kjj
Flávio was based
>>158397811Where are the fully naked pics of this whore
>>158397824Bianquinha is a patriota and therefore trad
>>158397855kek
> Gabigol deixa claro: não trata a Seleção como um objetivo a ser perseguido ou uma meta em sua carreira, mas voltou a sonhar em vestir a camisa do Brasil novamente, algo que não acontece desde 2022. Pick me vibe
Gabigol é, objetivamente, o melhor jogador em atividade no fuchibol brasileiroTá na hora de parar com essa picuinha, o sobrenome dele é gol, ele é iluminado, deixe de ser zé povinho
>>158397882Gabigol is better than your team's striker. If Pedro viadinho, o artilheiro dos gols inúteis can get called up a million times for friendlies and qualifying games, I don't see why Gabigol shouldn't get his chance too.
>>158397882A seleção atual é um lixo mesmo, pode colocar qualquer bosta lá
>>158397906Nem o Cruzeiro quis ele26 anos na cara tá aposentado drenando cofre de um santos pobre que vive a base de empréstimos do pai do neymar
Seleção já jogou com pedreiros comoJosué e Mineiro mas ruim mesmo são craques da bola como Bruno Guimarães e Andrey Santos
Together for FLAVIUS, Holy American Senator
>>158397935Josué e Mineiros foram campeões da copa america contra argentina em cima da argentinaquais torneios bruno guimarães e os meias do Aston Villa ganharam mesmo
Bruno Guimarães não teria amarelado pro Inter mas o Josué não conseguiria ser o maestro do Newcastle de 2024
>>158397945Copa América naquela época valia a mesma coisa que o torneio do interior paulista Galera só começou com essa obsessão depois que o mito ressuscitou a Argentina em 2020
>>158397963>Copa América naquela época valia a mesma coisa que o torneio do interior paulistaIt still does.
>>158397748so true
It's flaover.
>Sudakino tickets sold out in 3 minutesThis is why I didn't want Bokita to win
>>158398378and what's bochita to blame for?
>Brasil dividido ao meio, petistas acusando metade da população de ser fascistaMEanwhile in argentina>y dale dale dale booooooooooooo y dale da dale dale booooooooooooooo>Aqui s libertad carajo
>Willian José fica fora de jogo do Bahia depois de compartilhar vídeo com críticas ao Nordeste> Depois do resultado da eleição presidencial, Willian José compartilhou um vídeo no qual um influenciador criticava o Nordeste, responsável por 24.450.432 dos 64.256.232 votos recebidos por Lula no segundo turno.
>>158398489Everyone wants to see Bokita, not Vaskek
>>158398374>El Club Estudiantes de La Plata informa que la Comisión Disciplinaria de la CONMEBOL resolvió rechazar íntegramente la protesta presentada por Flamengo respecto de la supuesta alineación indebida de Marcos Rojo en la semifinal de la Copa CONMEBOL Libertadores 2026, así como su solicitud de medidas cautelares.Flamengo not only lost but humiliated at escritorio
flaviochi escapou fazemdo distração com feijão pra enganhar os policiais negrus , isso foi a vontade do Deus deixando ele lá nos estaus unheiros do americanhá
Irmãos brasileiros. Precisamos ter uma conversa séria sobre a maneira como fomos, sem dúvida, subjugados, ultrajados e, possivelmente, VIOLADOS pela “SIDE” argentina, uma organização que não inova na área de espionagem desde, pelo menos, 1970.>I'm flavio btw
>>158398374>lose to Vasco in court>lose to Estudiantes in game>lose to Estudiantes in court alsoand their next match is against Vasco. imagine
>>158398847be quiet, chudwe have soberaninha
>>158398875
Milan got a player called Alfajor and he’s alfajor colouredWhat’s the best alfajor again?
>>158398944not my team, chuddie
>>158398958
>>158398944Thinking about this.
>>158398998>argensimians sell alfajores in condom packagesFucking gay country.
I have no clue. I've never bought a condom package in my entire life.
do beans come individually wrapped or are they just bunched up?
>>158398374Escritorio'd
>>158396982>Friendship ended with Brasil, now Israel is my best friend
a unica coisa q me deixa triste é que dos países da américa do sul só o brajew tem cota racialpobre de pele clara nao tem direito a nada
MY PRESIDENT
o chad lança um pronunciamento que todos estavam aguardandojá o beta distribui currículo que ninguém quer ler
>>158398374LMAO I thought these>>158397245>>158397282were jokes I didn't know Flamengo was actually attempting an escritoriazo
sentiu
>>158399290>wins first round>does everything wrong in the 2nd round>get remontaded>basically implode any possible opposition and cement Lula as the brazilian Perón>leave mid nightgee, thanks, bro
murió guerrinha
/copaguerra/
Esta mancha maradona no tiene
>URGENT — Official statement from Flavio Bolsonaro. He declares himself as THE TRUE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL and thanks Donald Trump and Javier Milei. He confesses that there was electoral fraud in the presidential elections and denounces political persecution.>brazilian civil waryeaaaaah no more flamengo and palmeiras! our time has come boyz
>>158399543More like nobody will give a shit about him and his stupid letter
^it's afraid
>>158399595Yeah I'm very afraid lol
look at this. the civil war has already started in this thread!
fla-mengofla-vioboth acting like sore losers (even if the opponent cheated, it barely influenced the results)
>>158399628FLAVIUS*
>>158399655flavius = blonde in latinis this why he's persecuted in brazil? much to ponder
>electronic voteofc there was fraud, duh these monos would be better off voting with beans, that way you'll know who stole from how bad they smell
>>158399660Hmmmm, Alexandre had pixaim hair before he was bald... the plot thickens
>>158399543>muh politicsyou need to go back
So, Fluminense or Inter?
>>158399853empate de 0
Gordaska? Never heard of her
engraçado postar webm da gordaska = okpedir link pra stream = BANE ELE!
favelado matar uma garota prenhada = okayvirar viagem no Disneylandia com meus filhos = BANE ELE!
Banqueiro lucrar 44bi = okayBolsonaro comprar casa de 4 milhões = PRENDE ELE
>>158399980>>158400044>>158400058rsrsrsrs
>>158400416
Today we lost Little War, the best comentarista esportivo of Rio Grande do Sul.I hope Inter wins to pay hommage to this great guy.
>>158399799so does bolgoynaro
>>158400829SQQN...
>10k seats sold for Flumerdensewhy the fuck do they even play at el maracanão
>using Barreal as a full-backBased. I wish that Felipe Luis or Leonardo Jardim had tried this at least once with Samuel Lino. Especially considering that he used to be a wing-back.
legit feels like flupeidense wouldn't even fill a pinga mijo like são sanitário
>>158400948equipo chico
>>158400952wingbacks are closer to midfielders than to fullbacks
This se lo comió con papas a la francesa guy is such a retard. >así hablamos en manrique paSUCK A DICK FAGGOTSUCK A DICK
Juanfer is a classic 10 colombian scammer, but he can go fuck himself
BTW, I would trade Emerson Royal for Rodinei in a heartbeat. Varella as a left-back, Rodinei as right-back. Pure kino.>>158400974It might be the case but it is not unusual for wing-backs to play as fullbacks or vice-versa.
so when will flamengo announce they are playing the final?
any link good for the geimu Inter vs Fluminense or Jewmeiras vs Prantos?
>>158401035it's freehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4pf4qZ0c14&pp=0gcJCSsMAYcqIYzv
Dont give him the link.
>>158401042puts Cazé TV e eu pensando q eles faliriam com a MP das bets
Reminder that fluminense lost to chapecoense
Coutinho nao acerta um passeGabigol tá cansado e não domina direitoNeymar fez todo aquele teatro pq o santos nao tem mais chance de rebaixamento e resolveu tirar férias e deixar tudo pra esse bagre tentar fazer algo
Não sou torcedor do Fluminense mas posso dizer que o Cannobio é um jogador extremamente irritante
Diniz asked Soteldo for 20 million euros btw
foda-se vou torcer pro FluminenseInter precisa pagar por roubar a libertadores 2006
I told not to share the link, now he’s going to be talking alone like that for the rest of the day
>>158401144>inter roubou a libertadores de 2006QRD on this schizo theory?
>>158401156tem a partida toda no youtube a primeira no morumbi que o Inter roubou até nao poder mais
Late Night Self Pity Trikaschizo Show
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK based inter https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pXLXzDTW1Aw
Mineiro and Josué were pedreiros fodidos, that's how San Pablo won the holy trinity of: carniceria, retranquinha, ceni penalties and refball
a cleide do braço gordoCabelo loiro falsoJuntando $ pra canetinha de 2 mil pra perder a barriguinha de quem toma Itaipava
>>158401186vai tomar no seu cu, tri mundial vc ganhou amistoso da cachaçaria no RIO DE JANEIRO
>>158401199Ela olha no espelho e sorri, você pode dizer o mesmo?
Inter has two rooms rented on schizo's head
>>158401215Sorriso de puta nao tem validade, só se for pelo QI baixoMacaco vive sorrindo
você como trikas se importar mais com o inter do que com o corinthians é muito estranho
>>158401243Quando vc tiver uma libertadores roubada em casa vc irá entenderEu nao comecei assistir futebol em 2020 por causa da pandemia
>>158401243corporativismo caipira
Sluuuuuurp
Halftime Hispanohablanchis
>>158401056This happened more times than I'd like.
pouquíssimas sinapses no último terço da canchaa marcação do fluminense não salta e, portanto, não consegue acionar o gatilho
>>158401347t. luis zubeldia
>Macaco vive sorrindomy new catchphrase for monos celebrating misery
>Não tem lei de cota para pardo na ArgentinaAté os pardos argentinos são melhores q os nossos.
>Carlos Vinicius to VascoBetter than DVD and Bruno Duarte
>O atacante Willian José, do Esporte Clube Bahia, foi afastado e criticado após compartilhar nas redes sociais um vídeo ofensivo contra a população do Nordeste
>>158401056This never happened.
a marcação do inter está compacta, não tem espaço pra infiltração entre linhas
My family hates me, but knowing that my /copalib/ friends love me keeps me going in this cruel world.
O craque Marcelo Cirino não fica em cima do muro não, tá?
>>158401392
>>158401381Papo reto. O Inter ocupa o seu campo defensivo de forma muito equilibrada, sempre asfixiando a zona da bola e fechando as linhas de passe, mas sem criar espaços para inversões e lançamentos. É uma verdadeira partida de xadrez entre os treinadores.
Gol do Inter Não cai
Fluminense...
toma aqui
>>158401392I have bad news for you
If Corinthians loses to Mirassol they are relegated
>>158401454no they don't, there's like 5 match days left after that
Imma be honest with you mono, there was never any CorinthiansThere was also never a botafogo, a vasco, a san pablito, a cearáThey were all aspects of the two opposing forces: Flamengo and PalmeirasYou've been mengão verdão all along and you didn't even know it
fluminense getting booed lol
Hulk chamando torcedor pro pau, que deselegante
>Castillo orelhudokkkkkkkkkkkk
Fluminense é tipo BotafogoMas o Eurico Miranda salvou eles da terceira pra primeira divisao no ano 2000
Fluminense have turned into the most lethargic and helpless team in the Brasileirão.
>>158401443They found bolso?
>>158401635I partially agree but Coxa and Botafogo are even worse
Golazo de Flu
More like golazo de cu
KYAAA HE'S HERE
>>158401790>bulge
>>158401510by who?
>>158401811the 5 people present
Quando um presidente faz merda, quem sofre é o pobre torcedor
last second flu goal lol
excelenteInter e Corinthians rebaixadosAlgo de bom tinha q acontecer em 2026
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAvYEeMH-9U
>>158401963Problema do Baldasso q ele grita muitoParece petista
Roubadaço até o flumerdense empatar
>>158401994that's how men speak
>>158402031Inter played better during the whole game but got scored twice at the abafa
Corinthians rebaixadoInter rebaixadoPalmeiras perde a final da libertadoresTríplice vitória contra Israel
nossa que time fedorento, espero que o grêmio vença amanhã
Why does he talk like a girl on twitter, is it a diadema thing?
Sao Paulo tem 3a melhor defesa do campeonatoIsso mostra que nao é preciso de dinheiro de tráfico de cocaína pra montar um bom time. Era só o SPFC nao ter tanta dívida q dava pra brigar contra Palmeiras
>>158402048These niggas are shit, Alerrandro missed a tap in header, in the end you can only go so far with shit players It’s ok as long as they win the remaining games at home I guess
>rodrigo nestor scored against chupaulo Kkkkkkk
>>158402121>AlerrandroI forgot that this guy still exists
>>158401963kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkbaldasso must be fuming
>Remo 1x0 BotafogoI said it, Botafogo is not gonna win a single game besides Chape in the Tite era
>9 minutes in both games>3 goals already
>>158399495Big F
Huge Mengazzo win btw
>>158402098To the rest of the world all brazilians speak like catty women.
at this rate Remo will pass Corinthians soon
Esse judeu do Luciano é mt ruim
>everything I don't like is jewish
GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODO EMPERADOR
atletico tucuman goal
>>158402153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWoMFz0FSxUbaldasso is mad
i completely forgot the first boludo cup semi was right now
>bocawinslol
>palmeiras
Até hj o trikaulo do Dorival não cumpriu o objetivo que o Crespo tinha definidoTal definição que levou sua demissão
SQUID GAMES
platense empatated
brazilians have a law that says you can't forbid them from being barefoot and doing samba in your private establishment
Remo 2x0 Botafogo
In the end Botafogo is the one getting relegated with no one expecting it
Camisa pesaBahia pode receber bilhões do grupo city que será sempre 3a prateleira do merdeste
>>158403295You are factually incorrect. Justice for Juca.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDPSye3--1Q
>>158403688
>acordate>palmeiras wasted another match
TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN PALERMO PALERMO PALERMO PALERMO PALERMO PALERMO
squid games to the final
Dafuq went so wrong with botafuego
>>158403841>>158403861I thought they were supposed to be shit.
>>158403877the put the fire out I guess
>>158403878palermo is a good coach
É o trikas não tem jeito
>>158403877No hay plata.
FALA AGORA OU NÃO FALA NUNCA MAIS
>>158403841I am a cerrista but I liked Palermo winning the league cup with Olimpia.
>>158403912>this is how weddings are done in argentina
Unnecessary suffocation against São Paulo
>>158403688You should learn humility. São Paulo are not in a position for any form of arrogance or imperiousness.
test
icles
>>158404114Botafogo
aguentou sufoco hein
>BTFOgo
I need a bahiana
Will do it again by the way.
LLLLL
>>158404466>corinthians x botafogoWe can't let this game happen.
>>158404500Botafogo will lose this, unfortunately
Dorival e seu tesao pelo Luciberg
Never underestimate Botafogo
>>158404500Remind me what was the argument for USA wanting to invade Brazil, was it if Bolsonaro was the winner?
>>158404805I'm not sure if that's what you're talking about, but there was some discussion around Flávio potentially giving the U.S. military free reign to conduct operations in Brazilian soil under the guise of counter-terrorism. Threats of invasion were far-fetched even though some people speculated on it for all the different reasons.
This is supposedly the best league in the continent.
>>158404586KEK Jews are so fucking gay holy fuck
sorry buddy those beans aren't coming back (they're fart gas now)
>>158405867This is how the conservation principle was found but they stole it from the brazilians because a black nigga would never get published.
will she be at final?
>>158405882just like that nigga dapont that invented the airplane in the jungle but they thought it was to escape the bean plantations so they scrapped it
Bobageira tarde da noite
Where in the world is Flavio Bolsonaro?
>>158407081I bet there is a U-15 player with that name.
>>158407081In Luque trying to put Flamengo in the final
Escritoriazo
Esses são os meus convocados Para a lista da Seleção Brasileira> GOLEIROSHugo Souza Pedro Morisco Lucas Arcanjo > LATERAISWesley Matheuzinho Luciano Juba Kaiki > ZAGUEIROSMarquinhos Vitor Reis Arthur Dias Robert Renan > MEIO-CAMPISTASBruno Guimarães Danilo Breno Bidon Gabriel Bontempo Martinelli Lucas Paquetá > ATACANTESAntony Raphinha Vini Jr. Kaio Jorge João Pedro Vitor NhoqueRayan Gabriel “Gol” BarbosaSamuel Lino
>>158397748
>>158407242ISSO AÍ, PORRA. GABIGOL NELES. O TERROR DA VAGABUNDAGEM.
>>158407250No mas has more pau and cu analogies than this manHe started cu philosophy
>>158407258>He started cu philosophyL'anus solaire was published in 1927. But if we're being precise, it was Lacan who started filosofia do cu.
P L A T E N S E
>>158407250Well well well, turns out brazilians do think about farts all day long after all.
>>158405306No wonder binter is in the relegation zone
>>158407427They're currently in 16th place actually
Today we got two state classicos and one cultural classico
Why no one shared the bold inter twister yesterday
o clasico? meu pau sua mao
Mengao plays todayPepedoingatoast.jpg
>>158407519kkkkkkkkkk
>>158407534why would a frog eat toast?
>>158407615to get to the other side
>Flamengo entende que a reunião da Conmebol com Palmeiras e Estudiantes para alinhar a venda de ingressos da final da Libertadores NÃO representa uma definição sobre o 'caso Marcos Rojo'. Nos bastidores, o entendimento é de que o caso segue em aberto, e as partes continuam com suas articulações.Flamengo is STILL trying the escritoriazo, they don't give up
FLAMENGO FLAMENGO BOLSONARO FLAMENGO FLAMENGO FLAMENGO LULA LULA LULA LULA FLAMENGO FLAMENGO TRANNIES GORDAS GORDAS GORDAS GORDAS FLAMENGO GORDAS FLAMENGO GORDAS BOLSONARO ISRAEL FLAMENGO LULA PALMEIRAS PALMEIRAS PALMEIRAS PALMEIRAS BOLSONARO BOLSONARO BOLSONARO BOLSONARO LULA FLAMENGO FLAMENGO FLAMENGO
>>158407637Remind me the Carlos Rojo thing, last I heard was that conmebol indeed say he wasn't habilitated to play, and then after the match ended I saw he was in the initial line up.
>>158398944
>>158404500
>>158407692botafogo one looks better sorery
>Botafogo ofereceu aos jogadores o seu MAIOR 'bicho' na história do Brasileirão em troca de uma vitória contra o Remo. O Remo venceu por 2 a 1 no Mangueirão.El bicho
birthdays are overrated
Can’t stand seeing grown ass niggas celebrating birthdays You’re 30 and you’re blowing candles on top of a cake, get a grip
>>158407886you only say that because you thought everyone forgot, but when you least expect, we will be yelling SURPRISE with a delicious and moist cake, then you won't be all gloomy and you will be saying stuff like "oh, you shouldn't have!" and giggling
sounds like somebody doesn't get any happy birthdays, just beans
Niggas who say they don’t care about birthdays always have this look in their faces (his dad forgot again)
>>158407896Hey man, we men don't care about birthdays, we just do it for mom. And the coworkers want to take the chance to eat some empanadas at the office.
we, sensitive young men who support Mirassol celebrate birthdayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mkA0mi_5F4
37 year old overweight female coworkers LOVE birthdays
>>158407901no it's the opposite, I get tons of calls from people I never talk to for the rest of the year and it's annoying
>coworker has been watching politislop TikToks since 8 am
>>158408236canionero is such a good episode. Simpsons were indeed kino
>>158408092Okay maybe birthdays aren't so bad after all.
I'm starting to think these posts aren't on-topic
>>158408271Ok. Is Corinthians winning tonight?
>>158408275who?
>>158408271What do you think of Tite?Can he save botafogo?
>>158408329what?
corinthians parece o bolsonaro, so peida
>>158408217Is this another side effect of being good looking? or rich? maybe a woman?
>>158408246Republicans should lose the next presidentials for it to happen. Congress not enough for them to revoke his refugee status. He is also probably finding a way to get a greencard right now
>>158408510I'm neither of those things, just have a big family that is obsessed with birthdays and other random dates
Frogs aren't real, when was the last time you saw a frog?
>>158408657I see them very often when it rainsand it's raining right now
I don't really get how Brasil government can take away your passport>Give us your passport >No>Please >No, I lost it I don't know where it is right nowThey could put you an alert and confiscate it if you try to get out of the country but it really doesn't stop you from enter illegally to any of the frontier countries and use your passport there to get to any other place
>>158408783eles acham que podem exigir o que quiser do chado chad é recebido de braços abertos nos euao beta não consegue 10 pessoas pra vender rifa
>>158408783>enter illegallynot even illegal as you can enter argentina simply using your IDplus LAS FUERZAS DEL CIELO were with him
mornin' 'lib
>>158408783They’d ask for preventive prision for obstruction of justice o algo
>>158408312Bruh
>>158408850>>158408904>>158408791Not talking about Bolsonaro, just the act of confiscating a passport like the did with Dinho as well
20 + 20 + 20 + 7aí é muito fácil professora é six seven
>>158407692>botafogo>sem historianigga they literally won a world cup
>>158409084anyone can do that
Botafogo, Santos, Palmeiras and Cuguloso don’t need club World Cup because they won mundial for the entirety of Brazil
8 years without Daniel, only saudade left, RIP Talarico
the daniel case proves my teoria about caipiras, they're savages>be daniel, san pablo player loaned to são bento>get invited to 18 yo party of some girl whos related to his best friend >gets drunk as fuck>get invited to the family property in countryside paraná>everyone drunk as fuck in the 'after', debutante girl and mom go to sleep>he sneaks into the womans room and starts humping her>takes some pictures and sends to friends to pose as a comedor>later found out with throat slited and dick cut off>debuntantes dad known as juninho riqueza arrested>the girl also got arrested for a few years because she lied to deceive the policeif this happened in a city he would get beaten up at best, caipiras don't take talaricagem very well, they have a very sharp sense of honour or w/e, calling a caipira 'frouxo' is enough for him to attempt murder let alone sleeping with his wifefunniest thing is he didn't even fuck her, it was pure molecagem, tragic
in san pablo either you're caipira or you're merdestino, I'm deeply disgusted if you're the ladder
In retrospect we had TROPA DO URSO last night
No games today
>>158409468is her oven outside wtf??
Ancelotti better call in Pumita this time
>>158409327It's called a gender affirming surgery chud, and is completely normal for us white privilleged tricolor fans
>strange man rapes your wife in her sleep.>you are suppose to let it slide and be known as a passive cuck (aka a "better man") for the rest of your life.Why are poolistas like this?
>>158407692Brutal
>>158409559Im tired of pretending san pablo isnt as bad as hell de janeiro
What’s your favorite Gal Costa song? For me it’s nuvem negra
I don't even need to say that "nuvem negra" is an euphemism for... you know, right?
>>158409719>What’s your favorite GalGalko.
Brazilians be like:>eu adoro o jogo peidei e peidei dois
>>158409881my blue flag here has taste.
os macacos elegem governos que os mantêm como escravos porque continuam sendo escravos espiritualmente. está no sangue deles. alberto fernandez se enganou, eles também vieram de navios mas de navios judeus vindos da África.
acabou-se
Look at this and tell me if it isn't brasilover
>>158410168>no paquegodAcabou.
Who did auntie Leila vote for?
Patrick Stewart is in la B
>>158410274RIP in peace, he was a great man
>>158410282>he was a great manHow do you know
>>158410274peladinho do carai ficou morto ele ta virando beleza agora deus abençoe nesse careca puta que pariu
>>158410292I was his friend, we watched fuchibol together
>>158410292He was in Excalibur.
>>158410292he was in I, Claudius
>>158410311the guy who plays Lancelot in that looks exactly like a young Ruggeri
>>158410316>he was in Igostoso
If there's no minute of silence for Sir Patrick Stewart da massa tonite at Arena MRV I riot.
there'll be one for BTS this Sunday
nevermind they're playing at Vila Belmiro
Just saw a guy with a fluminenchi shirt, my day is fucking ruined.
Brazil's squad for the november friendlies>Bento, Lucas Perri, Pedro Morisco>Arthur Dias, Carlos Augusto, Douglas Santos, G. Magalhaes, Jair Cunha, Jonathan Jesus, Vanderson, Vitor Reis, Wesley>Andre, Andrey Santos, B. Guimaraes, Danilo Santos, G. Bontempo, Joao Gomes, Marlon Gomes>Alisson Santana, Allan, Endrick, Estevao, Raphina, Rayan, Vinicius Junior
>>158410365Santos Borre wtf are you doing here
>>158410382AI generated names
>>158410382who the fuck are those people
>>158410388>>158410391looks like a bad team desu
>>158410382>Lucas Perri, Pedro MoriscoI'm seeing a pattern
>>158410393should be enough to get the job done vs sri lanka, angola, kiribati, etc.,
>>158410274rip captain jean-luc picard
>>158410322>mira posho, onions un caballero deja de joder
>>158410322>>158410422man I love that movie. if someday someone makes a dark souls movie they NEED to use shinning armors like in excaliburhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JNlOTccdck
>>158410436>a dark souls movieZoomers say the stupidest shit.
>>158410436it's pure unironic, sincere fantasy kino
>>158410446Don't you know Jacksepticeye is making a Bloodborne movie?
>>158410467Those words are not in the bible.
>>158410496Matthew 1:13-15
>>158407901I fucking hate surprise partiesFor my 18th birthday my parent organized one in the apartment I was rentingThe night prior I went to drink with my bros and came back mid morning to my place, a lot of people was in there, I was hungover and could barely stand straightAt my 25th bday my gf did the same, and I did the same+drugs
Morreu Carlos Javier...
>>158410599>waaah I'm a druggie but my family still loves me this is so annoying!
do brazilians celebrate their birthday at the zoo with the test of their family?
>do brazilians celebrate their birthday at the zoo with the test of their family?
>>158410382STOP PLEASE STOP STOP DOING THIS TO ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS PLEASE TOP I BEG YOU IT'S NOT TOO LATE PLEASE STOP
>>158409719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGB5gBZyeM
We need to pick one team per day to be the official TROPA DO URSO team
>>158411040This completely subverts the concept thus making Tropa do Urso ultimately meaningless. Stretching it from John Kennedy goals to Fluminense victories was already a tragedy, a violation of everything Tropa do Urso was meant to signify.
even tropa do urso is being flanderized, nothing is sacred
me encantan las argenchinas
A carinha dele de quem vai fantasmar de novo iti malia
>*tsss tsss*
TU ÉSTIME DE TRAVECÃO,PUTA, VIADO E LADRÃOTOMAR NO CU, MENGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!EUSEMPRE TE ODIEISEMPRE VOU TE ODIARTOMAR NO CU, MENGOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>158411277YWNBAF (you will never be a funça)
Vasco status?
Vasco is not even playing with all the starters, I'm not optimistic
oh no no no
maybe stop being so cagão, bro
kaio jorge é um gostoso
começou a bobageira
>prime video exclusivegreat, I love digging through a thousand dead links to find a handful that work so I can compare every stream available to find the one with least delay while closing all the scam ads they throw at me
>halloween>z4That’s a scary story
prime video é 10 pilatá passando fome, irmão?
>ermmm just spend moneyno?
Amazon is a scam
>>158411600Shalom!
Flafags are mostly blaming Leonardo Jardim for FLA kwabing but it's mostly BAP and Boto's fault. Somehow, people have forgotten that Flamengo was kwabing at the end of last year too.>gkRossi was great last year but has started to kwab this year.>fullbacksVarela is the only decent one. The starting left-back is way too old and he was never that great to begin with.>MidfieldersJorginho is great but he's 34 and will turn 35 in December. I don't think Paquetá sucks but he's showing that 40m euros was way too much to pay for him.>wingersSamuel Lino has improved a lot but now that Cebolinha is playing for Santos we don't have a backup left winger. BH is 34 and nowhere near as good as he used to be.>strikerPedro is great but he always starts kwabing at the end of the year. Either he gets injured or becomes a ghost of his former self. The new Argentinian player should be getting way more playing time instead of only 5–15 minutes per match.My ideal Flamengo team wouldn't have Pedro, Arrascaeta and Jorginho playing together. All three are way too slow for modern football. I'd let Pedro play in the first half and bring on Arrascaeta and Jorginho in the second.
é o mais querido não tem como
lmao the transmission just straight up turned off the microphone from Vasco twister's side
Can't believe Estudiantes celebrated their win signing La amistad es todo from pagode band Estilo Chico>LA AMISTAD ES TODO!>REGALAR SIN ESPERAR>NADIE A CAMBIO DESTA UNION>TENER ALGUIEN PARA CONTAR>EN LA INDECISION
ratazana vascaína ligou a máquina de espalhar mentiras
>>158411569Nigga STILL not using Adblock in the late 26
já botaram no cu do vasco
>vascu
Vasco btw
Como é bom ver o Vasco se fuderClue do povo? Vendeu o clube para quem cobra 900% de juros de idosos
>flamerda
Nem o São Paulo tomou gol do VascoNEM O SÃO PAULO TOMOU GOL DO VASCO
caralho, achei que o jogo só começava às 20:30vasco btw
there it is
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PE
Gol neles.
the Vasco slayerthe Vasco conquerorthe Cruzmaltina annihilatorthe big games dwarfPeter
>>158412097Kek
Why is Mengao playing on that horrible synthetic turf?
Vasco só nao vai pra segunda divisão porque venceu aquele joguinho contra o pobre Corinthians
>>158412127vasco is the mandante today but in usual vascaíno fashion they broke a lot of chairs and damaged bathrooms in maracanã after losing to boca so they're not going there for a whilethe last time there was a vasco x flamengo in their stadium são januário they also lost and broke a lot of stuff in the vicinity, which forced them to play without their torcida for like a month
>>158412246Top kekThere are also more mengao twisters than vaskek
>>158412246>vasco is the mandante today but in usual vascaíno fashion they broke a lot of chairs and damaged bathrooms in maracanã after losing to boca so they're not going there for a whileI was hoping Flavio would allow Comando Vermelho exterminate these pardolas but it didnt happen
Imagine the smell of those fla roots Bob Marley twisters
>>158412246Wait a minute, so if they lose today and break chairs again where will they play next time?
>>158412371anon, please stop giving attention to obvious liars
>vasquito
>>158412142
Ranking das 10 cidades mais perigosas do BrasilSegundo a 20ª Edição do Anuário Brasileiro de Segurança Pública 2026, esta é a lista das 10 cidades mais perigosas do Brasil e suas respectivas taxas de mortes violentas intencionais por 100 mil habitantes. Todas estão localizadas no Nordeste do país. Maranguape (CE): 100,3 Eunápolis (BA): 85,1 Maracanaú (CE): 80,7 Porto Seguro (BA): 71,2 Simões Filho (BA): 68,1 Jequié (BA): 67,4 Caucaia (CE): 66,6 Cabo de Santo Agostinho (PE): 65,1 Santa Rita (PB), 60,9 Juazeiro (BA): 76,2
>Tche Tche, Bruno Duarte, Pitonmight as well sub in 3 planks of wood
>vasCU
how many?
Russo Vascaíno
Lucibagre que muitos aqui adoram nao faria esse gol
PQ O VASCO NUNCA COLOCA MAIS DE 12 MIL PESSOAS NO ENGENHAO?
*ahem*1. Basco 2.Vice da Gama 3. Vascu 4. Vascocô 5. Fiasco 6. Va2co 7. Basco da Lama 8. BBBBBasco 9. Merdasco 10. Lixasco 11. Vasquinho 12. Vascaindo 13. Vaskek 14. Vasmerda 15. Vasputa 16. Lanterna da terceira divisão do Carioca de 1916 17. Pentarrebaixado 18. Bi chacota mundial 19. Ratazana da Colina 20. Rataria 21. Ratoeira 22. Falido da lama 23. Bacalhau 24. Eurico FC 25. O respeito voltou 26. Freguês eterno 27. Crefisa B 28. Guiana Palmeirense 29. Vai jogar na segunda-feira 30. Sibéria FC
>>158412410The fact the states on the left of this image has more people and in consequence more voters always give me a smile. Sudeste é Lula
>The fact the states on the left of this image has more people and in consequence more voters always give me a smile.Sudeste é Lula
>>158413197Crefisa da Série BLixo da GamaPadaria Portuguesa JudiaLamacchia da ShopeeCamisas Negras do FracassoMeretriz da GamaTorcida de Viado da GamaVascowitz GamabergChupa Pau dos PaulistasVergonha da GamaBank of America da BarreiraVergonha da Gama
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>>158413421why are white people in a poor neighborhood in argentina this late 22 PM in a thursday?
RENIGHT
congratulations flamengo for the title of "We Won Against Reservas do Vasco"
>>158413463adult-theme parties after the match
>>158413704Is it for anon's birthday?
>Inter and Corinthians going to serie BTrikaschizo bros
I am just glad the monos will crash and burn, I'm worried about the border though
>>158411005it's just for matches vs singapore and japan, anon
>>158413820the southern brazilians are whiter than any misiones-jujuy-salta ape. we need a new blanqueamiento mariko
>>158414025are argentinian pardos violent or just normal trabajadores that are similar to bolivians but not actually bolivians?
> Se você acha seu time pequeno, lembrem-se:>Os torcedores do River não contam os títulos/histórico até 1931, com a desculpa de "amadorismo".>São tão pequenos que ignoram a própria história. Time fracassado.
>>158414140>argentinos>trabalhadoresKek
>>158414182We watching a.nal
>pardosthese monos and their made-up words are hilarious, I bet it's just some shade of brown the blacks claim to be just to avoid being bunched up with the ones who look like vini and aren't rich
>>158414399But those get the most concursos, being a pardo is literally a disadvantage. In the land of the banana only the monkeys with the biggest bunda get to peel them.
>>158413762fuck man you blew the surprise
Paranaense não serve pra nada mesmo
>grêmio is winningIt is over for PTrinthians, isn't?
>>158414399come on bro you hispanics were the ones who invented a million words for mixed race like castizo, mestizo, mulato, morizo, sanbaigo or whatever the fuck. pardo is just a catchall therm
>>158414507One drop rule.
Vasco es una porcaria. Club chico.We can't rely on these people to help us. União Sinistra é o caralho. Vai tomar no cu, Vasco.
>>158414560that doesn't answer what I said
Saint faith getting anally raped
>>158414575Porras cherreadas, not gozadas.
Olivera broke the ex lawHe didn't score to his ex team he scored an own goal playing against his ex team
>>158414399how do you call the skin color of Centurión and Riquelme
o inter sera rebaixado?what the fuck is going on
>>158414598We are not a race obsessed american colony like you.
>>158414613serious what skin color do you call riquelme
>>158414626I don't care about his skin color.
>>158414596what
>>158414667How many times have you seen a player making an own goal facing his ex team?
>>158414634why do you call us macaco?
watching santiago caputo brazilian edits on xitter right now
>>158414721is the argentinian lying to me that they dont care about skin color?
>>158414743They don't, you can be white but if you behave like a monkey they will call you monkey or black.Yeah yeah that's racist too I know but that's their logic
>>158414723Because you chimp out when we do it.
Patético-MGLixo-MGPao de Queijo Estragado - MGMilton Neves - MGMuzambinho com Grife - MGMenin Futebol Clube - MGGalinha do Tapetão - MGPuta do Cruzeiro - MGO Menor de Minas - MGPatético de BH - MGQueijo de Semen de Camelo - MGTristeza Mineira Caipira - MGBolo no Pote - MG
>>158414772that's wrong, it's our friends that we call mono
>>158414772I doubt it, spent the past 3 years hearing that everyone that is not white is a bolivian for them
>>158414819You also spent the past 3 years hearing that bolsonaro would win.
>>158414841holy zased
>/gif/ain't no way I'm clicking that
>>158414864if you had 4chanx you could just hover over it and see the gay blacked pajeet porn
>>158414880takes a while to load though, I'm not doing that either
Cocainao is in an all time low, we've always had a shit league but this is unbearable >Full of washed players such as Rodallega, James, Cuadrado, Teo, Bacca, EVEN FUCKIN JACKSON MARTÍNEZ >Every single pitch is destroyed due to shit concerts such as Ryan Castro or Karol G>Referees are worse than everGlad Burrior took advantage of it and won 2 leaguesb
>>158414922can't be worse than this >>Every single pitch is destroyed due to shit concerts>>Referees are worse than everit also applies here
>>158414922maybe you could learn a thing or two from Ecuador
>>158414959I enjoyed Corinthians Vaskek and Fluminense Inter.Don't remember last time I enjoyed a game here as a neutral
La palabra Nenazo es el detector de negros más grande de esta red social.
>>158415001You see? Could be a white person typing nenazo and you would call him black
for me, it's SoF threads
readers added context:nenazo is the equivalent of enzo or playba
nazo is the white sonic from the sonic x anime pilot
my feet smell today
>>158415402pics or didn't happen
>>158415435>>158415435>>158415435
>>158415427
>>158414250I wasn’t watching. This week, I doubt I even watch der super klasik, too busy.
>>158414962How to get fucked by brazilians in quarterfinals?
