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yeah we're winning 6 games
da bears
KANGZ make ya seethe?
>colts trading a guard to the seahawks>colts trading a tackle to the ninersWhat the fuck, do they just want these two teams to kill each other for some reason?
bros, how do i get a gf like this?
Josh Downs to the Chiefs. heard it here first
>combine for 14 points in the NFCCG
>>158386485Welcome HOME buckner. Should have never left
>>158386497I now remember the Cincinnati Bengals.
>Top 3 QBs in the league are all white bois
>>158386501They want Nelson and Buckner to fight. Fuck em
The Colts were held back by Jim Irsay. Carlie Irsay-Gordon will usher in a colts dynasty in the 2030s that surpasses anything you’ve seen prior.
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>158386526Buy an ad, Ann.
MINA!
>>158386522DAS RITE
>>158386474>Failconslol they're about the same Blo Nix and Micheal Dick>>158386388I'm with it, you guys need some O-line help desperately to keep Jayden alive but he's shown me he's pretty good.
>>158386532Cute! But I recognize this as an ai edit, because I know the original
This season started off as a slurper but is quickly becoming certified kino
>>158386532>>158386537jk its real and its CUTE!
i hope the browns take it all but only because i think its funny
>>158386523>taylor goes to the ramsColts are gonna be like the fucking CIA destabilizing central american countries. Fitting since most of the fans of NFCW teams are spics.
Chase Claypool
>>158386562And there it is.
>>158386503Just go to an Eagles game
>>158386522And if you asked a GM, the only one they would take over Caleb or Lamar is Josh Allen.
The purpose of the 49ers is to feed Mahomes rings.
>CAR @ GBPackers >ARI @ DALCardinals>IND @ JAXJaguars>CLE @ PITBrowns>ATL @ TBFalcons>BAL @ BUFBills>MIN @ DETTie>LV @ NYJRaiders>TEN @ CINBengals>LAC @ LARDoes anyone care?>NE @ MIADolphins with the Major Upset>KC @ DENBroncos>PHI @ WSHRedskins >CHI @ SEAFlip a Coinpic untelated
>>158386525I think she's a chip off the old block and they're gonna be about the same either way. That side-line notebook comes off extremely performative and although arousing is not conducive to good football being played
>>158386590>trusting the Packturds Lol?
WE DEM BOYS :)
>>158386526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7104tDQ6MDallas in the DAKROOMS
>>158386593Jim was a drug addict that couldn’t bring himself to say no to anybody. CIG is an uptight cunt that is already tearing the house down to the bare posts. They really aren’t that similar.
What's up with blackletes self heeming?
Just dont trade JT to Seacocks.
>>158386582NOT THIS YEAR
:)
>>158386642I meant that she'll be slightly erratic and generally bad as an owner. Not necessarily a druggie
My Chargies!
>>158386659I don't really see any more big moves. Quenton will help the run game more than a costly JT trade would.
>>158386634>You're safe now... I'ma doctor>for the philadelphia eagleskek
>>158386643He pulls his hammy every year.
>>158386659no chance the seahawks spend a 2nd on JT after refusing to pay walker and spending a 1st on price
>DeForest Buckner for a 4th round pickHow we feeling Ninerbros?
>>158386696kinda meh, cool to have him back but they need a real DE way more than depth at DT
It's only gonna get worse for my iggles, so much worse
>>158386696Amazing. Add him with Bosa, things gonna go great. All that for a 4th?
My $(ers just need another receiver and they'd be unstoppable barring injuries. Fanbase wants Garrett Wilson but I don't think it's happening and the Jets have no reason to sell when they're already sitting on a mountain of picks, is there anyone else available?
>Colts fire sale>Don't even own their 1st round pick (Jets do)
>>158386696Should've never let him go. He's playing well this season so far, already has 4 sacks and 4 TFL, but another older guy makes me cautiously optimistic. It's relatively low risk so since they only gave up a 4th to get him, that tells me they could possibly have another big trade in them.
>>158386706any chance they'd sell Devonte Smith?
>>158386710They are paying a 4th for a half season of Buckner. It's a rental. Bucker is in line for a new contract after season.
If a man takes a shit on a football field and Patrick Mahomes isn’t there to clean up the mess, did he really take a shit at all?
Choose wisely, /nfl/>kino 50yd touchdown pass to the endzoneOR>RB breaking through and going all the way
Why is Taylor not worth a 1st? Proven great talent is only commanding a 2nd?
>>158386747RB breaking through. Means there's a collective team effort in blocking both at the line and skill position players. Team player culture.
>>158386727>Should've never let him gofirst huge mistake this regime made imo
>>158386741>rentalWho cares, their championship window is now. Not next year.
>Packers sign G Mekhi Bectonrip Love
>>158386703I think DT is more important assuming we can get Bosa back. I wonder if Lynch will say fuck it and trade for Kahlil Mack. I doubt it though
Jonathan Taylor trade waiting room
>>158386696>DeForestNo way.
Something crazy is about to happen I feel it in my bones.
>>158386759No, that was drafting Soloman Thomas. Third pick of the draft, Mahomes on the board among numerous other solid players, and they draft a complete and utter bust.
why has no mentally sane, or at least capable professional in their field ever donned this accessory?
>>158386703Not really, Keion White, Mykel, and Height have all been really solid. His health had been spotty but Bosa is still easily better than any DE they could get off the market. Receiver is the biggest need, sure they're getting guys back but they're all within the WR3-4 range in skill, you can't rely on Evans to be the only guy who can stretch the field and beat man
>>158386777Checked and feeling frisky
>>158386767Bosa is coming off a 2nd ACL tear that is far from guaranteed. Don't get me wrong I'm glad the Buck is back but DE is the bigger need by a lot
IT HAPPENDEDING!!
>>158386747Land dragons all the way. How is this even a question?
>>158386767>>158386789MORE ELDERLY PLAYERS!
Jonathan Taylor welcome to the __________
HOOOLY FUCK, TOM BRADY TO THE RAIDERS?!
How bout dem Boys?
>>158386819Faggots
my amarius mims :)my dexter lawrence :)my boye mafe :)my cashius howell :)
>Michael Jordan has tons of iconic plays>Messi has tons of iconic plays>Bolt, Ali, Federer all have many iconic highlights >Even fucking Babe Ruth has an iconic play>Tom Brady has zero iconic throws
>>158386844Gay thoughts swirling around in your head anon? Just come out already
>>158386789>Receiver is the biggest needI'd want a solid pass rusher more than another receiver. If they're healthy, their receiving corps is>Evans>Deebo>Kirk>Stribling>Robinson>Cooks>WatkinsAnother WR definitely wouldn't hurt, but if they're healthy then they don't *need* more.
When will the chorgers fire sale start? Can't let the Colts have all the fun.
>>158386781kek forgot about him fair enough>>158386789I'm always hesitant on expecting a WR to hit the ground running on any offense let alone shanny's allegedly byzantine offensive play book. They all did lousy vs the falcons who are not a great team they need someone who can make the rush win with 4 because right now they need to blitz to get any pressure.
>>158386536>you guys need some O-line help desperatelyWe need IOL badly. Mainly a Center. I think the right side of our line is good and Tunsil is the best player on the team, but Center and LG are disastrous. >he's shown me he's pretty good.I have to watch this team surround Jayden with plumbers and porn stars while the Bears and Patriots give Caleb and Maye the tools they need to shine. On God Dan Quinn isn't seeing heaven
Is this the season of defense induced melties?
>>158386849gaydy is BY FAR the most boring GOAT candidate in any major sport
>>158386773Sources tell me it won't happen today
>>158386849>Federer
>>158386503Be black.
>>158386696I like it >>158386852Yeah not many options that I can think off my head. Calvin Ridley would be nice or Malik Washington from the Dolphins. receiver room is looking rough rn
>>158386837That's a man
>>158386810The run that broke the buck....
Why aren't the Chorgers in fire sale mode, they would have to win 11 straight to even sniff the playoffs, and they're not a rebuilding team trying to develop players and a team identity.
>>158386875I"m amazed you even got Tunsil dude is such a baller, its hilarious he even got traded away in the first place.
>>158386503Women who act like this were molested
who is the top offensive lineman in college right now?
>Seahawks win the owl in Levi's Stadium last year>Will win the owl in SoFi Stadium this yearAh yes...
do my jetties have a hope in hell of beating the soulless gayders?
>>158386921Alec Pierce is a solid receiver too, though I'm a bit cautious of going after a guy that costs that much coming off an injury. I don't know what young, healthy, good receiver is even out there to trade for. Because anyone like that is probably on a good team that's not looking to sell.
>>158386934They don't have anyone good enough for another team to want I'm afraid.
>my jettiesi'm so sorry
>>158386934Sometimes you take a season like this on the chin and reload for next year with a top 5 pick. They already have the major pieces for a championship, just need to round it out.
>>158386934Steelers takin' Ladd
hand over warren you bums
>>158386934They're already on the cap floor because Spanos is a cheap faggot
>>158386532I want to have sex with Mina Kimes. Go Chargies!
>>158386949A high school girls' volleyball team could beat the raiders, that's their dna
>>158386940It was Texas' LT but he just got hurt
>>158386810He tucked the ball away, even to the closest sideline side, unlike SOME quarterbacks
>>158386934I expect them to start selling soon
>>158386938Ikr. AP honestly fucking COOKS at trading and FA, he's just kinda a shit drafter. If we can get a HC whose good at drafting, I think we'll have a good pair. Tunsil could lock down the left side of this line for years and years. We just need a Center though. That's the only position I would trade FOR at this moment. Everyone else should be traded away
>>158386767you still have a 3rd for mack :)
>>158386993they started the season very well thoughbeit and my jetties just bottled a win against the fucking dolphins.
Has Joe Burrow sent words of support to Lindsay Clancy yet this season? Silence is violence.
>>158386849You forgot about that game winning corner of the end zone TD pass against the Saints. Here's 100 of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KjTLUeHpQw
>>158387021Joey Planned-Parenthood makes you seethe?
>>158387008yeah he is really like Lynch Jr. great trades awful drafts. I'm always impressed by their ability to hit in the back half of the draft when they consistently miss in the first 3 rounds
>>158386815The niners average age is gonna be like 33 if they get Mack. Gonna be one of those teams that can win any game, but expecting them to last 17 regular season + 3-4 postseason games is unrealistic.
>>158387008I can see Klay Kubiak being Commies HC next year.
seriously though, what compels a person with the freedom of choice to be a new york jets fan? you could easily switch to the giants and no one would bat an eye.
>>158386988No you anal seepage faggot. We’re getting rid of guys whose contracts expire at the end of the season, not rookie contract steals
>>158387039
>>158386949Defense is going to be motivated to get revenge Geno "way this guy starts in the NFL" SmithSorry bud
>>158387051It's honestly why I don't mind when the niners trade out of the 1st or 2nd round. The only good players they've drafted in the 1st and 2nd round since Shanahan and Lynch got there have been Bosa and Deebo. Maybe Green if he pans out. Aiyuk looked solid then quit his job or something.
>>158386934who would buy anything they are selling aside from Herbert
>>158387051Yeah, his second and third round drafts are basically all busts. There might be one or two good players in there if I go look. It HAS to get better. >>158387064Same, it almost feels like a done deal lol.
If Shanahan doesn’t win it all this year, does he get fired? Many are saying this
ouch>The Chicago Bears pursued a trade for DT DeForest Buckner with interest, but were DENIED because he wanted to return to the San Francisco 49ers X>The Bears are looking elsewhere for defensive reinforcements, including a potential reunion with Khalil Mack.
>>158387023>most famous play is a checkdown to set up a fg and random regular season tds no one remembers
My Eagles are a great team
>>158387125My ninies about to poach Mack too mmmhmmm fraid so.
Colts fired their GM now it looks like they are blowing it all up>"After falling to 2-5 with a loss against the Minnesota Vikings, the Indianapolis Colts appear to have started the 'fire sale,' trading Pro Bowl guard Quenten Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks and Pro Bowl DT DeForest Buckner (to 49ers)"The Colts are without their first-round pick in 2027 after trading it to the New York Jets in exchange for All-Pro cornerback Sauce Gardner
>>158387124No one has said that
>>158387145slowpoke-breaking-news.png
>>158386590>that picbruh that was months before I was born
>>158387055Their long snapper is 41 that tends to skew things a bit.
>>158387163Post yourself doing your favorite tiktok dance
>>158387170sample size is 53 bro, go back to school
Huh???
>>158387170If their long snapper was 85 it'd skew things enough to cause a bigger impact. One guy being in his 40s out of 53 dudes has a marginal impact on the average age. If he were cut and replaced by a 20 year old it'd only shift it marginally the other way.
>>1583871634chan was great then. Lots more weebs though.
>>158387217
>>158387192Based ppl in the comments
>>158387238Please show me your big Latina titties
>>158387150Grant Cohn implied it
>>158387238Do you give good head?
>>158387284
>>158387192Tragedy? How was that a tragedy?
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Please be kind to my wife Temujin!
>>158386500>The only reason the Vikings haven’t received more hoopla for their perfect record is a wobbly offense that still hasn’t clicked into gear. Kyler Murray makes plays here and there, dropping some nice sideline shots, but he lacks fluidity and consistency. The Vikings' 125 points scored are tied for the second fewest by any team through a 6-0 start since 1950, trailing only the 1978 Rams (116) and matching the 1973 NFC champion Vikings, per NFL Research.>Kevin O’Connell, however, is confident his offense is close to fixing the issues that have slowed it down.“I think our guys are very confident that we’re not far off,” he said after the game, per ESPN.com. “The 'far off' changes a little bit as you go, but I’m very, very confident we’ll get it going.”The schedule is about to get tougher, with the 4-2 Lions, 5-1 Bills, 4-3 Packers and 6-1 Niners over the next four weeks. At some point, O’Connell’s offense will need to perk up and carry the day. We’ll see
>>158387318How do you so the backwoods b?
>>158387084without knowing shit about nfl i picked them as my team and switching teams is dishonourable
>>158387217Positive correlation
GUYS I ATE A SUBWAY SANDWICH AND NOW THE POOP WON'T COME OUT IT FUCKING HURTS HELP
>>158387347smoke the d
>>158387361caffeine and nicotene should do it
why are they like this?
>>158387361Americans when they finally eat fiber
>>158387361Eat fresh
>>158387361Should have had more spinach on it.
>>158387345The Vikings made it to 6-0 with the same formula they’ve used all season: a blitz-happy Brian Flores defense sending waves of pressure, and the offense doing just enough to win.Minnesota blitzed on 85.2% of Daniel Jones’ dropbacks against the Colts in Week 7, the highest blitz rate by any defense in a game in the Next Gen Stats era (since 2016). Minnesota generated pressure on 60.9% of those blitzes, and all four sacks came when the Vikings blitzed. Flores had Jones’ head spinning so hard that the QB’s last pass looked like it was intended for Vikings safety Harrison Smith, who easily hauled in the pick to ice the win.
>>158387361you should try pooping out the mouth
>>158387247>muh palestineThese fags give us real antisemites a bad name.
>>158387391Offense is better than defense or something like that (please ignore that the best defenses win Owls more than the best offenses and that the #1 offense has never beaten the #1 defense in the playoffs)
>>158387398what? fiber makes you poop.
>>158387125>cucked by california againkek
>>158387391
>>158387391the NFL [and the media] can sell ads based on offensive players (quarterbacks) but not defensive players so the institutions which be HATE defense over offense
>>158386994so you're saying >we can get him in the 2nd?
Should the chargers shut down Herbert for the year so they can tank for next season?
>>158387398nothing about subway is real food
>>158387520Stupidest thing I've read all day. Btw, benching him might increase the Chargers chances of a win
Zack Baun to the Bengals. heard it here first
>>158387534STFU, subway is based
>uh>uh>you need an iconic throw to be GOATstupid
>>158387590
The most entertaining Super Bowl possibility is Buffalo vs Chicago. The most boring is Seattle vs Kansas City.
>>158387590is there no local sub shop or deli near you?
mahomes' most iconic throw is an incompletion in a 31-9 blowout loss
For me, it’s the Fluffernutter. Can’t be beat.
>>158387590Subway was based when it was $5
>>158387600>ordering from a place that doesn't have an appunc af
What if the Seahawks got Mack?
>>158387126sounds like you never bothered to watch Tom play, it's not hard to find highlights if you bother to. Being obtuse is a choice, you don't need to be that way.
niggas really out here defending slop that has the nerve to not even be cheap anymore
The most balanced team in the NFL will win the chip.Seahawks? Defense only.Vikings? Defense only.Broncos? Defense only.Bills? Offense only.49ers? Balanced.
The “5 dollar footlong” now costs 15 dollars. Subway is so shit it’s unreal.
niggas
Anthony Richardson to the Ravens per Adam Schefter
>mina will never look at me like thisjust die in my sleep already
>>158387634What about the rams? Or chiefs? They’re both balanced
>>158387623oh i forgot, ur generation is too pussy to talk to a chick, let alone a cashier.
>>158387590Disgusting slop
WTF bros I just learned today Pat McAfee was a punter? What a fucking clown.
>>158387664Rams should be but they're injured but even before that they just sucked. Idk what the fuck happened there
>>158387638A whole lot of shuffling around deck chairs on the Titanic right there.
i can't wait for /nfl/'s tears when my rammies sneak into the 'offs
>niners got cmc for a 2nd 3rd and 4th 4 years ago>niners just got buckner for a single 4th pickwhat kind of blackmail do these fuckers have to always get elite players for less than pennies on the dollaryou're telling me not a SINGLE other team out of 30 offered the same or more than that?
>>158387747Injury curse.
Downs to Chiefs
just give us the division already
>>1583866132024 first-rounder JJ McCarthy looked like a completely different player than we’d seen early in his career in Minnesota. He was confident, accurate and decisive in Houston, Texas. Everything he wasn’t in Minnesota, he showed he could be for New York. Some of McCarthy’s downfield throws were so perfectly thrown over defenders that it was as if he reached out and handed his wideout the ball.“The moment wasn’t too big for him,’’ right tackle Jermaine Eluemunor said, via The New York Post. “I’m sure he felt a lot of pressure on his shoulders, but he didn’t show that in the huddle at all. He took command of that from the first to the last snap.’’There are still things to clean up. McCarthy took 3 sacks, and the Giants faced more third-and-longs than ideal, but the QB showed he could overcome, even on the road against an opponent coming off back-to-back wins. It was the type of victory that should have the G-Men (4-2-1) believing they can win the Superbowl Owl“We’re gonna be in this thing to the end now,’’ Harbaugh said
>>158387747because players want to play there
What the FUCK is this NIGGER doing???!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>158387747They plan that shit out all year in advance and make a short list of 30 or so potentials and plan out their entire draft capital so they can make super fast offers once any of those prospects come into play for trade. Not quite money ball but just very granular autists. One of them just went to the Vikings to GM
>>158387792Very unsettling face
>>158387792I thought that was Elon for a second.
>>158387769This nigga tore his ACL before Mahomes AND Kittle and STILL isn't back
>>158387680
>>158386508based Seaside Joe
>>158387747you see, the thing about teams like the 49ers, Rams and Seahawks and why they can get away with absolute steals- is because players want to play there.
please trade him to the rams
>>158386523Is Nelson still good? Saw some highlights of him in his first 2 years throwing monster blocks, but I never watch the Colts so don't know anymore.
>>158387792He's on vacation
>>158387818I looked for the closest spot on the Pacific to Seattle and found this, so I imagine this here is Seaside Joe
>>158387770>Giants>JJ McCarthy>winning the owlCalm the FUCK down
>>158387664Chiefs arent balanced. They scored 3pts last week because they have shit receivers .
>>158387629everyone remembers manning to manningham, or rodgers to rodgers, or mahomes diving td
AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Colts trade for Gardner Gets hurt >Packers trade for ParsonsGets hurt >Rams trade for Garrett Gets hurt No 1st round picks were used in today’s deals therefore no trade curse is to be implemented on the participation teams
>>158387861Trade the entire team? Imagine how many picks you could get...
>>158387861He's on a 2 year deal who is trading a 1st for a prove it rental?
whos gonna win the crosby sweepstakes id like to see shitcongo give a couple 1s for him since we got history with the khalil Mack trade like 8 years ago
>>158387861I'd trade everything to see those milkers
yes, yesvery well the Vikings will go undefeated to start a meaningless season....but Anthony Edwards will be out 2 months for a procedure
but why?
clotties really selling anyone huh? I wonder if they'd move Riley Leonard... Ravens need a backup who isn't complete smelly brown dogshit
>>158387868>>158387869>>158387882stop replying to the screenshot bot
>>158387889shitfeces scamturds getting traded or cut
So the million injuries every week isn't unique to the NFL it seems.
These Dolphins probably won’t win many games this year, but at least they aren’t entering November wondering if they could go 0-17.It was nice to see Jeff Hafley’s Dolphins finally win. Miami’s young roster has battled but been outgunned much of the season.
>>158387861kek
gaydy, gayton, and jew brees all had zero highlight worthy plays. thank god for this new generation of quarterbacks
>>158386485What did they mean by this
gib a 1 for jeanty bengals i know you want to
>>158387924lol no
>>158387920>If I'm moving Mahomes down a tier I'm taking Purdy with himokay
>>158387916>thank god for this new generation of QBs!>just scramble around and wait for someone to be open because tackling the QB is illegalWow, what talent! Burrow honestly has the argument he is actually the best QB of the 4. The others are scramble/run merchants. If you threw them all back into 2005 ball, I think only Burrow would survive.
Patriots 12-5 (6-0 division) Bills 12-5 (4-2 division) Jets 6-11Dolphins 2-15
>>158387928im praying for a trent richardson style golden parachute bailout trade kek
>he thinks scramblino Qbs are newTarkenton should've won a Super bowl and he scrambled all the time in the 70s and 80s
>>158387920Goffie should be No.1 but nick plonked has shit for brains mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>158387879gadzooks!I still think he's staying put
>>158387933based
>>158387918come to muni lot and find out
>>158387920Goof probably deserves to be on top at least for this week, as much as it kills me to say it.
>>158387861This is obviously not true
>>158387970>Caleb is a checkdown mercha-ACK!
>>158387879I always forget how thick Jesse was.
>>158387959Goff is rather overrated. Not a fan desu. Give me a real QB like Lamar or Penix.
>>158387971Da Browns
>>158387985>Caleb is a checkdown mercha-ACK!First Caleb was a meme QB who couldn't play in structure, now he's a system baby checkdown merchant. Haters are having an awful time with him.
>>158388017Me personally i’ve only ever called him gay.
>>158387920Damn he was really quick to move Purdy down.
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>>158388041There's nothing wrong with having a little sugar in your tank
>You've got one sentence to convince me that your team's qb has the clutch gene anon.
why didnt mendoza want to take a group photo with the make a wish kids?
>>158388075he just does
>Damn, that shitty run didn't work at all? Let me call it 20 more times just to be sure.
>>158388075he's white
>>158388053
Carlie is really cute. I love the thought of nutting on women in high power’s faces.
>Colts sellers againI swear this is their 3rd rebuild. They had interesting offensive weapons last year why are they nuking the team now?
>>158388041Yea but that has nothing to do with his skill at QB and also it's funny. So that's fine.
>>158388079Mendoza is super Christian, right? All of those suffering children were clearly made in God's image exactly as he wanted them. No need to visit.
>>158388075Godgers didn't take the vax.
if I were an rb I would just get 4 yards every play, why has no one done this?
>>158388097bogged nepobaby is schizophrenically shipping their firsts off for never-weres like sauce gardner while trading away their franchise core at the same time some real madden franchise type shit
>>158388097Because they're realizing their hot start to 2025 was fraudulent the whole time. They got Sauce thinking they were legit, now they realize they aren't and they're panic selling.Essentially, ownership/management is absolutely fucking retarded. It's going to be overreactions from them every other year now.
>>158388097>why are they nuking the team now?Because they fucking suck
>>158388075He's black
>>158386696Given his age and contract I'm thinking of him more as a temporary boost to help anchor the young guys coming up that have already been showing promise, and giving them some much needed rest. He knows the niners culture especially with greenlaw back too, but although he can still produce I'm not expecting him to be a game changer.Should've never left.
>>158388097Because otherwise you live in perpetual mediocrity like my Boyz.
>>158388106hes actually in that photo his head and shoulders are just nearly completely lined up with someone elses like waldo
>tfw Colts fanWhen does it get better?
>>158388141that's nice>>158388114He gets an injection up the ass from his "wife" every night
>>158388144when they move back to baltimore where they belong
>>158386501Not like the Colts need to care either way. If you're cashing out and the two teams making the best offers for your assets happen to be in the same division but not in your conference there's no reason not to make the trade.
>>158388141I have the same posture as the guy on the right
>>158387824>>158387785Why would players want to pay California taxes? If I were a player I’d only play for a Texas, Florida or other team that will give me the most cash
>>158386696
lol
>>158388173you'd never be player because you don't have the dawg in you. you only care about the money
>>158388189Playing comes and goes but money is forever. I want to set my family up for generations to come so I will never be forgotten
>>158388053The Chiefs Haters Official Cope Schedule for the 2026-2027 Season>HAHA MAHOMES IS WASHED>KELCE IS RETIRING NOW THAT HES MARRIED TO TAYLOR KEK>YOU PAID A RB 14 MILLION AFTER 1 GOOD GAME>YOUR DRAFT CLASS SUCKS>LMAO YOUR LT IS CHASING THE DRAGON AGAIN>BIENEMY IS TRASH>THIS IS THE CHARGERS YEAR>DYNASTY OVER>BRONCOS D IS ELITE LOOKS LIKE YOURE HAVING A BO INDUCED MELTY>NOBODY BELIEVES IN BLO DIX>THE FACT THAT YOU WENT INTO OT WITH THE COLTS IS EMBARRASSING>WALKER WILL BE OUT BY WEEK 4 IF YOU KEEP RUNNING HIM LIKE THAT>MOST FRAUDULENT 4-0 TEAM EVER>FUCKING REF BABIES>YOU ALMOST LOST TO X TEAM!>HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU THEY SUCKEDYou are here>(Insert old ring chasing WR) IS WASHED WONT MOVE THE NEEDLE>BULLSHIT FUCKING REF BABIES>YOURE TOTALLY FUCKED AFTER (Insert Player) GETS INJURED>KEK COULDNT EVEN BEAT THE RAZORCAKES>THE ONLY REASON YOU EVEN MADE THE OFFS IS THE AFCW SUCKS>WHO CARES ITS THE (Insert AFC Middleweight)?!!!>JOSH ALLEN IS A FUCKING CHOKE ARTIST AND THE REFS CARRIED YOU ALL SEASON>FUCK THIS RIGGED WWE BULLSHIT>IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU WON ANOTHER RING BRADY HAS MORE REEEEEEEE!!!We are right on schedule lads
>>158388173>Why would players want to pay California taxes?There's a reason rich people live in LA and NYC and not wherever the Titans play
>>158388173Nobody's saying the taxes are a good thing, the players want to play there DESPITE the taxes.
didn't read lol
>>158388075His name is Bo Chapman Nix
>>158388210this desu
I got banned from reddit for threatening to set myself on fire in a gamethread. What kind of place doesn't allow a man to threaten suicide when his team is getting btfo?
>>158388160>Colts move back to Baltimore>Ravens go back to Cleveland>Browns move to Mexico City and become the Mexico City Browns
Why do some teams make it so hard to be a fan?
>>158388206Companies are literally leaving Cali and NY for places like Tennessee right now.
>>158388053>queens at the top of the image>safe vs lionsretarded somalinigger thinks we can't tell his homer bias
>>158388206>>158388207Elon muskJoe RoganLarry EllisonExplain them please
>>158388235Oh yeah? Name one company
>>158388239If they lose they still have a 700 plus record Vivek
>>158388229its all relative. garbage collectors in atlanta make make 30k/yr. in seattle they make 80k
>>158388169I know, they got no dog in that race and all but it's just a funny coincidence. The two players they traded are going to be facing off with one another directly 2x a year for as long as they stay with their respective teams.
>>158388227Saints or Bears fan?
>>158388235kek the rural white areas better be prepared for jeetness
>>158388229there seems to be a correlation between age of stadium and concession costs that i dont care to work out
>>158388242Oracle, In n Out, Starbucks, etc
>>158388228It's too bad the best two possible names for a Mexico City team are already taken. Eagles and Jaguars. Eagles will never move, and if the Jaguars do it'll only be to London where they can't even pronounce it right.
>>158388235>CompaniesOk and where do the PEOPLE live?>>158388240Kek you think I was talking about every single rich person like they're a monolith? Yeah some live elsewhere, just like how some players WANT to play for the Cowboys. But most real players want to play in SF, LA, or NYC
>>158388227You can get in trouble here for doing the same. I remember a couple years ago I was drunk and told people I was going to drink some fixer and I got in trou Le for it.
>>158388173there is zero income tax in seattle
>>158388229>49ers>$9.31I was just there a few weeks ago and I didn't see shit for under $15, what the fuck is this on about?
>>158388251Including at least once this season guaranteed, perhaps two if seattle can get their shit together and break the NFCN cartel
>>158388274woah they did one thing right over there
>>158388268you are retardedbut of course thats to be expected
>>158388268I literally named the 3 most powerful people in the US>>158388274And what does that have to do with the California teams? It’s specific to California. Do west coast people not know how to read?
>>158388203>>HAHA MAHOMES IS WASHEDhasn't thrown 30 tds since2022>>KELCE IS RETIRING NOW THAT HES MARRIED TO TAYLOR KEKHe's done after this year>>YOU PAID A RB 14 MILLION AFTER 1 GOOD GAMEThey kinda did>>YOUR DRAFT CLASS SUCKSThey do>>LMAO YOUR LT IS CHASING THE DRAGON AGAINHe is>>BIENEMY IS TRASHHe is>>THIS IS THE CHARGERS YEARTo die>>DYNASTY OVERIt is>>BRONCOS D IS ELITE It is>>LOOKS LIKE YOURE HAVING A BO INDUCED MELTYYou're about to>>NOBODY BELIEVES IN BLO DIXYou're about to>>THE FACT THAT YOU WENT INTO OT WITH THE COLTS IS EMBARRASSINGIt is>>WALKER WILL BE OUT BY WEEK 4 IF YOU KEEP RUNNING HIM LIKE THATWeek 7>>MOST FRAUDULENT 4-0 TEAM EVERThey were>>FUCKING REF BABIESThey were>>YOU ALMOST LOST TO X TEAM!You almost did>>HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU THEY SUCKEDThey suck
>>158388240sure there's the taxes but I also think life philosophy and personal values played almost as big a role as money
>>158388297i think the discussion started as why people would want to play for certain teams. one would think no state income tax would be in incentive
>>158388173income tax is moved elsewhere i.e. property tax, higher insurance costs, etc.theres a reason why people who moved to texas are moving out again.
>>158388229>every team is giving the same amount of hot dog per dollarso what's the problem? all this proves is that bills fans are fat fucks, nobody needs a hot dog that big except your mom
>>158388293anon... our sales tax is 10.6% though
>>158388296>>158388297keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek flyovers having a melty that people want to play for the San Fransisco 49ers and not the Iowa State Cornhuskers
lets talk about jenny
>>158388267you should hear them pronouce leopard
>>158388322Yeah how many super bowls has that led to? I’ll wait
>>158388239Your retarded
now that mutthoe had been exposed and the substation revealed as a myth who can stop us
Dan Quinn will not make it past the Pearly Gates
I don't even know how you can deny Mahomes being washed at this point>but muh receiversObviously he's not as bad as his play indicates with how bad his receiving groups is but he was going nuclear in 2022 with MVS and Juju Shitster as his guys, he can no longer elevate shitters like he used to
>>158388352Atlanta
>>158388352trannyhan
I just realized Carlie Irsay looks like the MILF version of OliveOilRun.
>>158387861I'd give her a first round pick, if you know what I mean................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. heh, you know what I mean bros?
>>158388350make a better post faggot if you don't want to be called out for getting caught
>>158387861Are they selling everything for Arch? Maybe peyton is advising them?
>>158388352the colts front office
>>158388385yeah heh
>>158388075He won the cfp
>>158388322Damn, he don't like Chicago either. Its too cold. Niners should go get Mack too. Mack probably liked oakland better than chicago
>>158388349>oh he MAD madflyover seethe never gets old
When will the Raiders start Mendoza? He's had enough time to sit and learn the offense
>>158388423everyone is saying after the bye week
>>158388423Not until either an injury or next year.
>>158388423when brady says it's ok
>>158387971What’s does muni lot mean? Is it a black thing?
>>158388423after the bye
>>158388416>Damn, he don't like Chicago eitherWell DUH, it's the Midwest. Nobody likes it there. All the rich people and players with a choice go to real places like coastal cities. Players don't WANT to go to Ohio or Green Bay. They don't even want to go to Kansas City or Buffalo, but those are at least tolerable since they're contenders. But if you had the choice between Contender (California) or Contender (Carolina), you're choosing Cali every time
>>158388423It’s been studied heavily since Peyton manning was drafted, but if you draft a quarterback you think has starter potential there are two ways to develop him>sit a year>start him for a yearThe worst thing you can do with a rookie QB is hand him the ball midseason
>>158388505>But if you had the choice between Contender (California) or Contender (Carolina), you're choosing Cali every timewell yeah, we aren't talking about individuals with high IQ and good taste
>>158388505Chicago is based though. Cooler and more cultured city than SF
>>158388505Carolina isn’t in the Midwest you retarded califaggot
>>158388505True. And now that mahomes is washed, I bet tyreek probably don't even wanna go back. Who the fuck wants to go back to Kansas City after he saw all these hot bitches in Miami?
>>158388423Wanna start him now? Theyve got the jets, sf, seattle, and denver coming up. Might as well wait til after the bye
>>158388518Just the people with an actual choice of where they live>>158388534It's literally all the same. There are the real places to live (Northeast corridor and the west coast), then there is the rural resource tiles. That's why you never hear about players forcing trades to the Saints or the Cardinals, only ever actual human inhabited places like Miami or Seattle>>158388572No SHOT anyone is going to want to go to KC if they're not a contender. Why would you freeze your ass off going 8-9 in bumfuck Kansas when you could go 4-13 in a beautiful city like LA?
>>158388354I was told Herbert was on a loaded team and that everything is his fault… what is this? How can I cope with this information which refutes my hateboner?
>>158388667That’s right nothing is ever bustin’s fault.
>>158388667Its a dumb stat. Herbert holds the ball too long and can't process his reads because hes thinking about his slut gf all day
>>158388667You didn’t understand the graph.
>>158388647>in a beautiful city like LA?yeah dude, sounds fucking lovely!
>>158388714Yes I do. Herbert has like 1 millisecond to throw before the pocket collapses.A “clean” pocket is also subjective term and has no concrete definition.
kangxisters... are we the baddies?
>>158388079Maxx is not a make a wish kid, c'mon
>>158387970>lucky heaves
>>158388765Hint. Look at the y axis again and think about what it means
>>158388777>full houseTruly a gemmy of a post
>>158387747Yes, most GMs are timid retards
>>158388465Who this
>>158388796Eye test says Herbert has the worst o-line in literally forever. Have you actually watched a chargers game?
Quints for my Burrs
>>158388845idjit
>>158388845lol came too early
everyone knows jenny gets the big numbers
>>158388845Not so fast!
bussy
>>158388889whoahe
>>158388889that was close
>>158388842Alright guess i have to spell it out. When bustin shitbert has a clean pocket (which is not often, granted), he has the worst epa in the league. He’s just playing poorly and you dont need made up stats to figure that out
>>158387747No one wants to play in shitty ass fuckin cities. If your team is in SF, LA, or New York, you get massive discounts. The Giants should be calling teams too
>I can’t believe Herbert is losing throwing to literal future hall of famers like Quentin Johnston and Ladd McConkey who never drop any of his passes or fumble the ball! What a bum. Can’t even win with those LEGENDS.
>>158388889
>erhm well acktyually, if I was the gm i wouldn't be like these timid retard gm's. I would just trade all my mid round picks for good players and my team would just win. heh, it's called basic logic chud.
>>158388929It doesn't take a genius to know his historically bad oline has given him ptsd and he can't be expected to perform even when the pocket is clean.
How many games in a row do the Rams need for you to feel comfortable writing them into the playoffs? 4-0? Wins over the Chargers, Commanders, Cardinals, then the Packers off a bye.
>>158388929I understood what the chart meant. Herbert has absolutely been terrible, and is partially to blame for the Chargers’ record. But he also has no time to throw. I was throwing a fit to prove a point. He’s actually on the least talented team in the league and most quarterbacks would also be pretty bad in that situation.
>>158388995enough to secure a playoff spot
>>158388736Wow, and players STILL flock to LA?! Imagine how bad the other teams' areas are
>>158389011>He’s actually on the least talented team in the leagueChargers have more talent than the Browns and DePeanut is leading that divvy
>>158388495its where tailgating occurs
>>158388957Wings wonBoogie lost
>>158389013
>>158389011>He’s actually on the least talented team in the leagueEasy to say now. Chargers win total o/u was 10.5 at the start of the season
>>158388075my nigga Watson has 5 game winning drives so far this season.
>>158388930That’s not how it works. You’re confusing free agency with trades. Unless a player has a NTC, the team can trade them anywhere. NTCs are very rare in the NFL. Some qbs have them and Myles Garrett had one but a team isn’t going to take a lesser offer to a warm weather team just to be nice to the player they’re trading.
>>158388240>RoganLol you can tell deep down he regrets moving. Tries coping telling all his comedian guests they should move to Austin>Nah it's too hot here>Joe: Don't be a pussy!It's funny how he gets super defensive then goes on a rant about California. The state lives rent free in his head.It's like hearing that girl always talk about her ex and how much of an asshole he was. She's broadcasting that she's still obsessed with him
>>158387663POV: I just whipped my cock out on zoom
>>158388995Rams need to win every game into the bye then like half the games afterwards
>>158389038>more talent than the Brownsyou are smoking crack. The browns have studs everywhere on offense with qb being by far the biggest question
>>158389089At least one 10-7 team in the NFC isn't making it
You might not like it, but this is what peak ball-knowledge looks like.
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is blowing raspberries on a homosexual mans tummy while poorly hiding his surging erection right now.
>>158389100Seattle is going to be a WC
>>158389107you think about that scenario often?
>>158388352>substation revealed as a mythThis hasn't been debunked yet
>>158389105already got that phrase filtered son
>>158389119Im not going to let you do that to me, Caleb. Stop asking already.
>>158389128if you did why did you see and respond to the post?
>>158389141Got his ass lol
>>158389141I got my filters down to two people. The Mina/Aku/Ninja fag and the flag of NZ. I just double check and open the occasional one I see to make sure my filters are working. You're incapable of just posting an image. You have to attach a quirky "le chungus" phrase with any picture you post and your vocabulary is lacking so it is rather easy to predict it
I am easily manipulated by the media. I must believe the inverse of whatever they’re arguing, because I have no capacity to think critically and objectively about football. Because they purport that Herbert needs more help, and because they have routinely made excuses for his repeated failures in the postseason, I will in turn behave ignorantly and reactively, as I allege that Quentin Johnston and Ladd McConkey are future hall of famers, the modern day equivalents of Jerry Rice and Randy Moss. Furthermore, I will pretend like he hasn’t been sacked more than Andrew Luck and claim that his o-line is “serviceable” because again, I am easily manipulated by the media. If I actually watched a Chargers game, I would have seen the constant fumbles and drops which have plagued the Chargers’ offense. I will not, because that would require introspection and self-awareness, concepts which are utterly foreign to me.
>>158389141>>158389166same person btw
Drew Lock has that fuckin dawg in him.
>>158389176You know you can disable stubs so you never even see filtered posts, right
>>158389214nah, blocking the ninja/slope hook nose/aku poster is my mission. I remind him every time he gets annoying
>Jayden Daniels hail mary was exactly 2 years ago todayThings were so bright back then
>>158389262you missedfreak west coast nerd
>>158389260>thinking an asspull win against the indiana calebs is a good sign
BUG BEAR DICK IN TIGHT JAPPO PUSY
>>158387590Unless you live on an island or some other isolated place where you cannot POSSIBLY find another sandwich joint/deli, there is no reason to ever eat that nasty shit
>>158389285devilish
whitebros... it's getting a little difficult to maintain my "tanner mckee is better than jalen hurts" position...
What the fuck is with Daniel Jones.
>>158389189>>158389176same person btw
>tfw you learn kiwicel's first child is an abortion Sometimes life is worthwhile. Like a Bills loss.
>>158389327It's Daniel Jones.
>>158389309>PUSYGross, bring me busy
>>158389348yeah, we heard you trying for you the last two threads with no replies bud. We get it
>>158389260Why can't you guys land a good head coach?
>>158389348keeeeeeeeeeeeek sounds like he owes Joseph Her-Body-Her-Choice an apology
>>158389386I've been at a foreign place, somewhere you might call... a job...
>>158389391Klay Kubiak will save us. And what are some good DC candidates? Any head coaches who are getting fired? Is Todd Bowles good as a DC?
>>158389420Higgins. Elite.
>this isn't marriage materialWhat is wrong with new zealanders
>>158389427just keep repeating yourself, eventually somebody will reply with something meaningful other than you repeating yourself for attention
>>158389442J Sheisty MVP season and perkeks the 1 seed
>>158389442>15% of Chase's yards this season are in that one throwlmao
>>158389442He might be the most underrated player in the nfl. He's a no.2 that every team would have him in a heartbeat.
>Tuesday night Herbienigger meltyKinerino and SOVL tbqhwy
>>158389468>eventually somebody will reply with something meaningfulNot today
>>158389260I legitimately thought he and Stroud were the real deal and were around the 10th best quarterbacks in the league. I should have known. There's a reason >black QBs is a thing. In my defense, neither of those teams are in >my division, so I only occasionally watched them play.
Crazy idea but what if the Lions traded to get Anzalone back? I know they need a CB but their current LBs, while good against the run and rushing the passer, are pretty ass in coverage. Tampa Bay is going nowhere this year and Anzalone is only on a 2 year contract.
>>158389448She knew he got heemed by niggers back in 2017 and got the ick.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?>NOBODY!
>>158389517the truly elite QBs breakout in year 2 or 3. no exceptions.
Does he post here?
Eighteen or Dart, who's going to lead the G-Men?
>>158389517>I thought this rookie could carry a pro teamYou're officially a boomer. Welcome aboard. Children can't win a man's game.
Is he the best GM in the league?
>>158389327He's exactly what he always was. What the fuck were you expecting, you give him 88 million dollars and suddenly he'd be capable of playing QB?
>>158389575You're speaking in zoomer, please translate
>>158389575jj will be elite now per the vikings curse
>>158389601G-Men is a pretty old term.
>>158389605>Kirk Cousins is eliteKirk Cousins is the town bicycle
>>158389629Who is Eighteeen
>>158389659Nine.
>>158389569I bet he's a Mina-chad
It's profound how much of American society is about gambling >what if we put our hopes on a singular individual >well what is it's free money!
>>158389703This “person” bugs me
>>158389736Intimidated by a successful intelligent woman that knows ball?
>>158389736that's a dog
>>158389749Seeing her react to the nelson trade was awesome
>>158389699I hate the country I live in. America should he nuked. You are worthless.
>>158389579>say they're around the 10th best QBs in the league>they can carry a team?I thought they were serviceable to good. I thought they could have a great team built around them and they would be able to be carried to an owl. Just like Darnold.
>>158389749>knows ballyou cannot help yourself. every image has the same key words
What trade news do we have so far
>>158389763She loves ball and we love her for it>>158389777brother I don't care turn the filter on little bro
>>158389749>knows ballIsn’t it a chargers fan lol
>>158389772I bet it's confusing. You're like a kitten learning the world. Don't fall into foul influences
Perchance there's a reason token frmachises get a taste of winning to string them alonf for another bunch of years
>>158389569He posts some stupid ass shit on twitter. Had to unfollow
>>158389824>>158389800>posting filtersretard alert
>>158389906whatever forces you to rename, resize and come up with new buzzwords. It takes me 5 seconds to build my list and takes you minutes just to spam that rat
This Madden movie looks pretty good... Kekhttps://x.com/CinemaTweets1/status/2115236641858355350
>>158389800Looks more like a self report identifying as a kicker if you take the memes as an insult. Are you Harrison Mevis?
>>158389953added, thanks
Patriots are considerably better than the Chiefs
>>158389964You'll never play for another NFL team again, Harrison!
>>158389926>Nic Cage as Madden>Sounds absolutely nothing like himWho cast this?
>>158390011Name someone who looks like Madden and sounds like Madden AND who can act
>>158390029John Stamos
>>158390029Will FerrellNot really known for his serious roles but he's done them and well. He's got the voice for it, and Nicolas Cage is already wearing a fatsuit anyways, they could've just stuck that on Ferrell.
>>158390029Jason Cole from NFL Network / Frank Caliendo
>>158390029Will sasso
>>158390061>nothing more important than protecting mahomesStatistically he's a bum, and has been for years.
>>158388352Shanahan's late game playcalling. Same thing that stops us every fucking deep run. Last year at least you can mostly blame injuries.
>>158389953>>158389794>>158389749Did you just fucking ban that guy for calling you out? KekNina/Ninja faggot confirmed janitor. No wonder you're always around here.
>>158390029Denzel
>>158390076>Frank Caliendobased
>>158390029PacinoDeNiroPesciJason StathamIrisJeff Goldblum
>>158390029Tom Holland
>>158390111...Ward is the best CB in the league
What kind of soft ass nigga uses filtes?
>janny bans an anonymous before cooking a new threadTruly the lowest of the low lol
New>>158390178>>158390178>>158390178
>>158390144>filtes
>>158390084lemons
>>158386696Feels good man
