Aus vs SA Day 1, 3rd TestSA 4/216
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>actual subjectwhat is this trickery
Marnus should shut the fuck up until he makes some runs. Annoying cunt.
>>158382705america loses again too fat and slow unfortunately
>why hasn't he given that kek nice peer pressure
OP is wrong pal its 4/218
>that OP webm10/10
>>158382713How about you shut up.
im here fella
>>158382703would have edged the bat and went for 4
>>158382720calm down big fella I was just joking around
Time for bedingham
>cummins keeps thinking he can get a wicket
>>158382695keKkkcrisp op fella x
Let Western Australian's have a go suddenly wickets start falling.
>>158382695Crisp OC
>>158382713But we want that at slip. You don't understand, being annoying is part of the plan.
>>158382738No, I want to have a sook
>>158382735Shocked because we've been a bit mid lately.
>>158382738most of these blokes have wives though so you're used to a useless idiot nagging at you all the time
>>158382739It's ok, come here. Let it all out. I'm here for ya.No homo.
guys i didnt make the webm, just used it for the OPyou can all stop sucking my penis and balls
>>158382748no.
>>158382741Marnus specialises with the "autistic enthusiasm" technique. I've literally used this before. It just werks. >teammates: "anon, shut the fuck u-">"just hold, it's part of the plan lads"Another one is the "stupid runup".That worked like a charm.
>>158382748get a job graphics failure
>>158382759yeah it's a proven technique jumping around exclaiming like every ball was almost a wicket starts to get under certain types skin
my boyfriend harmer will enjoy this pitch
South Africans were everywhere when I lived in London but I’ve barely met any here
>south african woman<3 :3
UK ads are pretty cursed ngl.
>>158382772Do you live in Perth, capital of South Africa?
>>158382776THisss
>>158382772does this map mean there is a Shadow Australia to which South Africans don't emigrate?
I made the webm
>>158382780>>158382776I'm clean no hiv.
>>158382791well done
>>158382770Umpires will eventually notice.Problem was, in junior cricket:>coach was the ump>my dad was coachSo it lasted about 2 secs before he'd clout me.Cunt had a trigger finger when I was batting too.
>giving howie an australian man mug
>>158382772lots in perth
>>158382778I swear 1/4 of me mates were south african.
>>158382798LETSGOPOO
>>158382798THE AUSTRALIAN MAN, you can tell he's actually a bit pissed kek
>>158382798wtf is that?
>>158382798She's so into him.
>>158382798>AI slop mugGrim. Should be relegated for use only when a tradie's over
>>158382798
>>158382811He was SEETHING and I don't know why kek.>which makes it funnier
>>158382798propah Aussie tier bantz
>>158382819You sure do like to steal shit don't you, flag makes sense though.
>>158382821probably because its a career defining moment and he's going to cop "OI ITS THE AUSTRALIAN MAN" everywhere he goes in Australia it'll follow him for life
it's bullying and i won't stand for it
>>158382811i hope this never leaves him and he forever has to go by that name
>>158382831has she been saying it all series?kek
>>158382827tabla x
>>158382836
>>158382821>>>/wsg/6256054 this is why
>Boland's replacements dominatingkek. HisLand in shambles.
Is hit me baby one more time one of the greatest songs of all time?
im in a wheelchair
>>158382854greatest videos sure
>>158382851That's fucking hilarious.I forgot to mention before>that slips dude with banter>he was south african
>>158382854…yh pretty much ngl
Seriously considering purchasing a mini fridge for my room.
Gonna call it early, heatstroke has beaten me again. Lobstered.>>158382856Pretty good night out?
Rabada needs to beamer this convict saffa shitting up the stump mic and watch him internally bleed to death like that convict who couldn't play the hook shot
>>158382872too noisy imo anon
What kind of music does the average white australian 30 year old man like? Rapslop?
>>158382880I didn't even consider that, that's why it's good to discuss these things first.
>>158382876tell us how you really feel
Why doesnt anyone bowl deliberate beamers at cunts heads like brett lee used to anymore?
rickelton has a tinkled a ton of urine down his leg
>>158382872Refrigerants are pretty dangerous. I'm considering an aircon unit instead of just stewing in 40C all summer, but same issue. If they leak, they can kill you and most crap is poorly made nowadays. Sister had headaches in the past and I suspect the cause was AC leaks from an old AC.
>>158382900
>>158382900game has been sanitised because of feminism
>>158382882Progressive dreamfunk.>actually jazz breakcore lately
>>158382913
Bedingham might actually fulfill his potential for once
James 1:12 (NIV):"Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because, having stood the test, that person will receive the crown of life that the Lord has promised to those who love him."
>>158382918zero remorse shown, disgusting
>>158382933
>>158382933for women status > looks
>>158382933I thought it was 2 girls kissing for a second.
>>158382942And sometimes neither. They're a bit weird.
Saffers choking harder than engshitters
SLOPPY
RIGHT IN THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
the ball almost hit him in the head after he threw it in the air
>no boland to open
hmmm so break a rib and then get a wicket after interesting
we WILL have a bowl, thanks
lol two gone in an over
fucking ausgaylia are gonna win this
cummo is gunna put himself in soon to get a cheapie off the tail
poothetic poolapse from shart africa
AUSGODS ON TOPCUMMINS ON TOP HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
Apparently "chud" is a Russian slur for Finnish people (whom they considered built slaves for Russians), but the term also used to refer to Russians at some stage before that.huh.
4 wickets this over
>>158382992never in doubt ya¿
>>158382992Mate, we gotta bat on that next.
eeeeeerrrrrrrmmmmmmm Saffabros...
lmfao SA without Bavuma at the crease are literal poo20 apes
need to start deleting my doubtposts
we 3 day test bros now
looks a bit overcast...light status?
I wanted the selectors to get embarrassed and have to resign, ffs SA don't capitulate.
Pitch is still a road even soHead will make a daddy hundred here
>>158383040we will be all out for 99 again
>>158383040you just know that the old boys club just bought themselves another 10 years with these throwaway wickets from saffers
I miss when Star Wars was cool and about starships, lasers and weird religious space wizards instead of inttersectional feminism and race issues.
>>158382933NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158383048andor was cool
>>158383032Me pa predicted this, I now believe he might be right.>couple balls not bouncing at all>couple bouncing over the headThe pitch is now showing it's colours.
>mfw no wicket in 2 minutes
ok that pitch is starting to get a bit scary with bounce.>cummins on one leg
South africa have completelly FUCKED ITTHEYVE FUCKING FUCKED IT
Backlash bro's how are we feeling?
We're not getting 150 lads. This pitch went from a road to a battlefield.Are you guys seeing this? Jesus.
>>158383100Anya taylor joy?
>>158383097don't worry smoth can navigate it
>>158383100>scribbles ruined
His kid even looks like him already.
Jansen 100 incoming you can tell he despises the convicts
>>158383130but why we're a happy bunch :D
>>158383110>the look of horrorIn my day we would give the bird.
>>158383136Correct.Kill the boer.
restart the steal
we'll have a rooview thanks
He must have hit that. Plumb otherwise.
why do they bother watching the replay when they always say >we'll check it with ultraedge
there is no way the umpire knew he'd hit that ffs
hope they made her shout kek
wanking off a pitbull to protest the xl bully ban
>>158383210Why is light in SA so bad? Don't they do daylight savings? It's the middle of spring ffs.
>>158383222
Will Pat Cummins ever take a wicket again?
BASED go on Marco bully this woke fraud out of the side please
>>158383263no
>brings himself on to clear up the tail>gets smashed around insteadcaptain woke out
business idea: bowlers aren't allowed to be captain only wicket keepers
>>158383223They get fog/overcast at cape town. There's a big cold current on the west coast unlike Australia which has a warm current (so Perth doesn't get this). Bit like San Fran but not as bad as San Fran.
which one of you weird ukposters is this
>>158383319Bloke looks like a peedofile.
>>158383319>>158383326bit mean
>>158383330sorry mate
getting a bit eepy ngl
>>158383376who me?
Mumbai Indians and Sunrisers legends Ricko and Marco saving these choking saffers IPL bros can't stop winning
>>158383326Rude to pedos comparing them to British people.
>Balls already bounding grubbering on day 1Glad to be batting second desu.
>>158383418kek
>>158383418>>158383427
>>158383418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
I swear we made this same mistake last time.Cape Town is not Perth as a climate. It's cooler. It doesn't have as strong of an noreasterly and it's adjacent a cold current, unlike the Leeuwin, and you have mountains.They might have some superficial similarities and similar latitudes/position on a continent, but that's about it.So the pitch is weirder. It's not the WACA. Although, I'm seeing similarities to Perth Stadium because of where the river is there. huh...
can australia even chase 300 runs without maddinson
heavy cock /hoc/thin dick /cric/
>>158383480thank you based genital size considerer
>>158383475kekHe might be up there with some of the worst test players that got a cap.
Australia on potentially-not-having-to-chase-that-high-of-a-first-innings-total watch
what an INTRIGUING first day
boland would have a double cenny by now and be doing cartwheels and front flips as he ran between the wickets
>new ball will have an effect
I wonder if Newlands has a Foehn effect though.I don't know which direction the "doctor" comes from there. Wiki says southeast, not southwest.The mountain is right next to this stadium.
>>158383527
>>158383527truly gods 2nd country (QLD is 1st)
/our lanklet/
>>158383605what position do you play?
>>158383615I don't
>>158383618oh well fair enough carry on
>>158383561good thing that bloke has a camo hat, he might have bee noticed without it
give your balls a self-exam each new ball and prevent testicular cancer
which one of you is on the cricinfo staff?
seems odd you're meant to play 90 overs in a day but you get a new ball after 80.
I call them Mongstralia
>>158383643let me explain
>>158383643gotta make it exciting>>158383637>pain in the neck
GOTTEM GONE
EXCITEMENT ACHIEVED
>>158383637aren't they all indian
>>158383544Newlands is the rainy side apparently.If so, it's going past the stadium and up the mountain. Hence the clouds.So it's probably very very humid.
Isn't Jansen a bowler? Why does he have more runs than every Australian batter (except Renshaw) this series?
>>158383571The convenience slash. Tactical.Otherwise that suit might look even more yellow by the end of the day.
>>158383584Nah too wet and gay like Qld.Namibia is cool though.>Skeleton coastbretty spoopy
GONE. GOTTEM. COLLAPSE.
>cumdog returns to gift free sixesfml
>new ball 80th over >everyone is tired >low light conditions >tailendersa fast bowlers stat pad delight
>Hurr, we should've dropped Starc and kept Boland
it would be funny if someone hit the stumps and the bails flew up in the air but they switched sides and came back down into the grooves. is that out or nah?
>>158383705thats a six and out in my backyard
>>158383699>>158383701>Cummins brings himself on since he hasn't gotten a wicket for 180 oversModern day Ben Stokes.
>other guy got two wickets in an over bowling into the stumps>first ball of new over>better bowl it slow and wide
>>158383714>>158383717the cunt is cooked
>>158383694Quoting AI:>Ah yes, the classic Mitchell Starc full-yorker onto the stumpsThe thing about humidity is that you start to lose concentration a bit in it at this latitude, not so much in the tropics. I don't know why it feels so different. When Perth gets muggy when hot it's nap time. Siesta time.
>>158383717>4th ball>an actual legitimate wide>in test cricket>not even legside
KEK marnuses face after that wide >wtf was that you spastic
GUZUMPED THAT FUCKER
You may not like it but this is what peak test match cricket looks like.
>>158383740>red ball corner pocket
time to send in the nightswatchperson I reckon
Found the sandpaper again same old convicts always cheating
>>158383757THIS *boland goes on in a SA jersey and nightwatchmans 200 balls*
why has this cunt taken so long to get to the wicket? appeal for a timed out.
and just like that
Its over
GOTTEM GONE HE'S GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>158383740Not as bad as Harmison's. That was THE wide.>1st ball of the Ashes>after beating Aus's dream team in 05>hyped uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_MN13h7EA>end up Aus 5-0Cursed wide.
>>158383740>330x185Truly the dark days of cricket.
Not sure why you wouldn't go for the yorker on the hattrick ball.Or that.
starc is a balding swarthy aboriginal who can only take wickets when there is swing
>>158383800thats dan christian m8
>reviewing means it'll be stumps instead of 1 over to bat>tfw no lyon nightwatchy
>>158383788top kek
>the other richard
kek wrong richard director
>>158383800trvethk and that's why we love him
>>158383822reckon she creams her old dirty knickers when starc gets a wicket?
Good thing its Stumps as Australia didn't have their specialist nightwatchman to protect their batsmen
>Send them in to bat first>Bowl them out that day>No one scores a century>Between 6 batsmen they will score a total of TWO (2) runsThink you owe Cummins an apology. Sending them in was the right call.
>>158383822>Landing: In Line[X] DOUBT
>>158383831I'm a backlash bro so I'll reserve judgement until the end of the test. Definitely see us getting out for 150 tomorrow and then being put in again.
Now the team need to avoid being all out by lunch and there might be a win on the cards.
>>158383831I don't think we'll make 100 tomorrow.
>>158383900>i must be lolye to my cummins
Coked up Rabada 5fer tomorrow
>>158383831now the pitch is fucked and we have amateur batsmen
>>158383925*Coetzee
>>158383929>Connolly >amateurOh anon.SA don't know what might be in store.
>>158383026NOfinna revisit dem when aussissies bat tabla x
>>158383127THiss
>>158383222sup perplexo tisbeenaminute innitYWNBAW btw fella x
>>158383544kino
>>158383978Based fellow Hindu /strongmind/ bhaiyo called the Temba vs offie weakness to a tee. Higher IQ (and higher-class) than every engshitter
>>158384056 britBHAIIIItisbeenaminute innit!! >tembahehee …yh easy peasy innit im sure u had that dialed in yonks ago as well!tabla x
>>158383464…yh innit, similar latitude and mediterranean climate and all that, but the cold benguela current, cooler summers and mountains make cape town a different beast. and the pitch is a whole other matter. the waca’s bounce has a lot to do with the clay baking in perth’s heat, not just geography and all that innittabla for your post and noticing dis x
so many fit birds in cape town
Watching Tony (2026)
got to go to fucking london tomorrow ffs
is 330 a good total after being 200/1?sorry if that's a dumb question i'm from NZ we don't really do cricket here
Day 1 highlights.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7CGQ3j4oPY
how did they drop Boland after he took like 90 wickets in the last game and batted 500 balls? wtf? is it unironically racism
>>158382798>0:06he's absolutely fucking seething lmao
dropping boland was a retarded decisioni like pat cummins a lot but he's been useless this series, should have made the tough decision to put him on the bench for one test. also didn't love dropping webster after a perfectly good effort. he was the only bowler not giving away 90 runs when aus was trying for the draw.
>>158382872>>158382880I lived in a hotel suite converted into apartments a couple of years ago, having a mini fridge in my bedroom was absolutely elite. Modern fridges barely make any noise at all, almost pleasant in a white noise kinda way.
Praying Jantis.
>>158386966>pictured: the best player in the world right nowif you dont like it then sorry sweatie but maybe youre not made out for being a sports fanperson
>>158383822fark what a seed
>>158388171the one to rickleton >>158383672 was the same but better
>>158388770cheers man i went to bed at 12 and missed the poolapse. Starcs a weapon with that new ball
Are we a chance to win or nah
par 350 pitch mate
>>158389398depends if we get more runs than the other guys :)
>>158383822“The old half volley on leg stump” - Shane Warne looking up from Hell
Got my blood pressure under control lads
611 seems kinda high, you ok?
>>158389880F
>>158389880Have fun with the heart attack within 3 years
why'd the give them a free 150 run start though
so who replaces cummins as captain for new zealand?
>>158391542the first ball wasnt hooping like the second
reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1xh0379/two_office_workers_were_caught_enjoying_the_third/kino
>>158382738thisimagine having some sperg 1m behind you yelling >ORRRRR yyeessSSSS gaRAYYYY NEARLY GOTTIM BOYS COME ON yessss after every ball, shit would drive you insane
>>158391738I would have no sold the camera
>Bangladesh vs West Indies, 1st Test
>>158391542nogs fucked up and slipped us the bong rock meant for the saffas in their second ball change
>>158391738jej
>>158391738imagine working somewhere that you would actually fear for your job in this situation
Simpson gonna hit a 2 run walk ogg homer
HAIILLL TO THE KIIIING
IT'S OVE-ACK
How many tonight?
after Brews which team would you like to see win WS next. White Sox, Cleveland Guardians?
>>158391812>>158392193>>158392403>>158392794Get the fuck out, this is an /mlb/ thread now
didn't know the jays had their own genny
>>158393306get the fuck in here yankbros
>>1583932197
mitch starc’s swinging yorkers get me hot and bothered
tried to read one of the /mlb/ threads once but everyone was just gooning over the players arse's. don't think thats the genny for me.
>he’s never admired bavuma’s dump truck
>>158393306miss the old wars and shitposting on /hoc/you just made yourself an enemy pal, see you soon
>>158393491I enjoy this video. No wankers just people living their lives and having a bit of fun
>>158393491I behave like this when I go shopping
>>158393491context? why are they all so happy to be there?
>>158394930new buckees opened probably in a small town without one
went to a bucees once, to be fair it was pretty good
>>158394981Did you get that bbq pulled pork sandwich
>>158382695>be Pat Cummins>'we'll have a bowl thanks'>get belted for 140-0 at lunch>about to exposed for the fraud you are>get bailed out by Saffirs throwing away their wickets and StarcGODHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
cummins entire captaincy career has been him getting bailed out after making utterly dogshit braindead decisionshe's just lucky that enough of the players (including himself most of the time) have been good enough at cricketing to overcome the fuckass retard captaincy and still win games
>>158395065Seeing the difference between StarcLORD and Cummins' bowling when Pat brought himself on at 8 down to try and steal some easy wickets showed just how washed he is as a bowler.
The real villain of day 1 is Steve Smith.What a fucking precious little cunt.
>>158395106Imagine not understanding Smiths genius move of not playing this matchHe is now guaranteed to play against NZ and will be able to statpad thanks to it and potentially play another year or retire on a high
>>158395094Kinda the reason i dont rate Ponting as a great captainHe got handed arguably one of, if not, the best cricket teams to ever play. Clarke on the other hand easily had one our worst teams but was such a tactical genius he still got wins on the board
Thinking I’ll be going to the pub tonight
We got a bad arse over here
>Shadman Islamoh boy
i like test cricket
might drink a couple beers on halloween
>>158395220woah ease up turbo
Wait… were winning?
>>158395291were were you?
>>158395295Huh?
Test status?
>>158395302looming
Shadman about to make a century
>Most 5-fers for Australian pacers in Tests29 - Glenn McGrath23 - Dennis Lillee20 - Mitchell Starc*16 - Graham McKenzie15 - Josh HazlewoodWhy didn't my guy Brett Lee come out?
the palpable joy on my face when uber eats order actually has a straw in the bag
>>158395345more like plapable
>>158395346would you like a job at cricinfo?
>>158395349no
Day 1: saffer batters outchoked convict bowlersDay 2: i don't care what happens so long as they beam the convict saffa until he dies and i no longer have to here him through the stump mic>>158392193Tagenarine vs LittonA Hindu /strongmind/ each
CRIGGY LETS FUCKING GO
he's done that before
dont like the saffa commentary disgusting accent, howies a weird cunt and mark nicholls is a bong faggot fox should just get waugh julian skull and warner to commentate over the top
get this hot head outta here!
>3 balls>0 runsits over
>renshaw protecting headJUST
>>158395367kekJanuary will be kino
Missed the first dayDid Cam Green do anything with the ball?
>>158395381I don't think he touched it, I only saw him once in the coverage kek
Listening to ministry of sound while watching the cricket
Why is Renshaw's helmet so shiny?
>>158395367siraj is such a fucking wanker
>>158395357>Day 1 of Indian cricket: I don't care because I'm only pretending to be Indian>Day 2 of Indian cricket:I don't care because I'm only pretending to be Indian>Day 3 of Indian cricket: repeat as above
>>158395384are you trying to imply he's been polishing his helmet
>>158395384Trying to unsettle the bowler. Same old aussies always cheating
think i'll download the thunder brothers app
jansen WILL get rennie out in his next spell
>>158395384blind the bowling team
south africans always seem to have a severe look on their face
A bit racist mate
digits and trav wont get out playing on
>>158395389No. Just look at it, it's unusually shiny.
>>158395404
Travis "edged and 4" Head
>>158395404nonceoween
what the fuck is travis doing
cool your jets this is test cricket you fools
>>158395383based you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdvgs4DAfHc
kagiso? no sorry its kaHKKIso
>>158395397I would too if I lived there, or Melbourne
>>158395428based daniel
>>158395428If Travis Head was Muslim, he would be Travis Beheading
>>158395424meant call your jeets iykwim haha
jansen needs to drop the brooding le heckin stoic personapeak reddit desu
>>158395446what music do you reckon he listens to
there's less edges so far lads thinga are looking up
If Travis Head was an alcoholic, he'd be Travis Head.
renshaw looks so comfortable at the creaseunironically our best batsperson
>>15839544980s power ballads
>>158395459cause he cares and wants to do well :3
>>158395449Hatsune Miku
king kong looks a bit tired
How do I get a white South African girlfriend?
>>158395474she'd be severe behind closed doors
>>158395404Based
>>158395474
>>158395474are you the bloke who likes muscle women
>>158395488Are you the bloke who doesn't like muscly women?
>>158395470Kek
first death on-field in cricket this year belongs to Hridoy. RIP in piss
>pozzies did the sensible thing and moved Renshaw up to open Shame
>>158395496mate shes wearing gym gear
>>158395488I am not the guy you're talking about, but I dont mind women who are fit. Maybe not into body builders but not opposed to women who are in good shape.
>>158395498KWABangladeshi
>>158395501forgot pic
>>158395508corr imagine playing with her chin fat while making turkey sounds
>>158395498me on the left
>>158395474my high school gf was from Cape Town, the family moved here after getting car jacked for their BMW at gunpoint. Her brothers were in my house at school so you could try.
>>158395474come to Perth
>>158395498did anyone webm that security guard at the T20 last night almost getting sconned by a flat 6?
Dis doo wearing a brah
>>158395448love me a kween
>>158395404kek, the jannies are on this like a fat kid on a doughnut but leave up the usual brown suspects dribbling dross
>>158395474wait until the father goes to work the fields then take her
>>158395448L>R
>>158395531racial slurs looming
>>158395537bombaclat
Don't even like watching cricket anymore it makes me too anxious
AFL game starting?
>>158395542whys that m8
>>158395542the best way to watch is assume you will lose away from home so anything else is a bonus
>>158395542stop being a wuss
>>158395546hopes have been absolutely dashed in a short period of time
>>158395554mate we're going to make the wtc final again
>>158395557white men are so gay kek
that's just not cricket
>>158395557top kek
ok but cape town is gods country
>he doesn't appreciate grade A bussy
>>158395562>>158395564whats so funny?
>>158395569even the 'nice' parts of south africa look like shitholes
IM NOT A PERFECT PERSON
>hoobastankhaven't heard them in fucking ages
>>158395578>>158395582that was good aye
>>158395582yeah the stadium dj is based playing some modern stuff
REACHIN OUUTTOUCHIN MEETOUCHINNNN YOOOUUUDUN DUN DUN
>>158395576This part is legitimately elite east of there it's mad max with gangs fighting massive wars with child soldiers
Renshaw used to get squared up heaps when he first played for Australia in test Fuck hes gotten heaps better
>>158395586>modern
>fox sports stream has an audio/video delay again
Is Pat Cummins, dare I say it, a tactical genius?
This, love captain woke
>>158395606he got lucky south africa piss and shit themselves, they should still be batting right now
>>158395606This is the sort of post that triggers collapsesfuck up cunt
>>158395582is there a reason for that/
>>158395616Good
*looms*
Going to have a can of lemonade
>our best batsxersons are bbl players
made for the WTC final but also applicable to this series
>>158395606>guy on 95 runs down pitch, tries to hit ball to Antarctica & misses>captain gets fooled by (((arm))) ball>rest of team get killed by new ball
bouldering later
when was the last time Australia ever made 500 runs in an innings?
is this why they lost to ireland 0-2?
>>158395630current cricket arc is good guy Australia teaming up with good guy south africa to beat up evil india and evil england
>>158395627brand.I had aldi home brand today. it was nice.
>>158395634made 600 in sri lanka
>>158395636
>>158395634in Janaury.
SA need to bowl some spin like we did
>internet suddenly slow when the cricket starts>probably because the IP preferences Kayo users over other users specificallyMaybe we do need net neutrality.
>>158395636>source, I made it the fuck up
>Play stopped due to bad lightwhat a joke of a sport
>>158395652get FTTP, its free
>>158395639Kirks, I love Aldis home brand cola
>>158395634Don't worry >you'll make it against >us in March
>>158395666m8, we have NZ next, aka some minnow bashing. surely we get another 500 innings score
>>158395643It's not just india though, anglos do this too nowadays and have been for decades. That's why shit is so fucking bad nowadays even before migrants. I see this all the time in the workplace. It's just crab bucket bullshit.I don't know why anons this is just an Indian thing when somebody taught them this *points at anglos, arabs, east asians*. It's like school essentially. It's little kid behaviour but adults have been like this here for decades now. Global problem.
>>158395665Oh that's nice. I sometimes get those the few times I do shopping at a non-Aldi.
>>158395670I like it
>>158395662Gonna have to, they're shutting off copper soon for some reason. Bit sus. But I don't see why copper would be harder to monitor than literal light tubes when all of it is multiplexed and encrypted by modems to the public lines.
>>158395670Nothing will ever beat Hayden's helmet.
>>158395643Well considering most of India has been ruled by Muslims at some point its hardly that "foreign". >>158395676>this copepost skin colour
>>158395670>renners, have you been shining your helmet in the shine-o ball-o?
My theory - they think phreaking can only occur on copper lines or something. Stupid.
>>158395665reckon that would go hard with some absolut
Here comes the collapse
GONE GOTTEM HARMO WITH HIS FIRST BALL FUCK OFF DICK HEAD
>>158395684The copper lines that were installed decades ago for telephones are 1) really slow for internet 2) have no upgrade path except for building fiber backhaul closer to the house 3) are significantly more impacted by poor conditions like rain 4) old and badly maintained
>>158395657>>158395676post hand right the fuck now
>>158395651TOLD YAS
>>158395689it'll be native for your country in a few hundred years as well
>>158395689Fuck off, I deal with this shit everyday in Australia, not just Indians. Indians are the better ones often.
>opposition bring on new bowler>better try to slash him for a boundary immediatelyretard shit
if I was head I'd probably stop chopping on and get some patience
>whites famous in Australia for phoenix companies, bottom of the harbour schemes and generally shit construction>nah it's only indians bro trust me
wish I had a cool last name like Head
Didn't Australia pretty much coin-toss FTTP vs FTTN and chose wrong?
reminder Boland dealt with the SA bowlers better than this
>people in the thread ignoring how our politicians do "izzat" all the timeIt's called "damage control", "marketing", "public image" and "opsec". How is it any different?All countries suck with this.>GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF LABUS
GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGOTTEM AND PISS OFF THATS THE END OF YOUR TEST CAREER FOR NOW LABSHAGGEDKNEE
business idea: remove marnus from the team
KWABuschagne
See ya marnus
Poor marny feel sorry for the bloke
bye bye marnus :( see you in the bbl
See I was right, cricket is terrible to watch it will always go badly How the fuck do you even get to test level and get out to simon fucking harmers dead straight doorknobs
Labu needs to dive into the boundary fence on the way out so we can get a concussion sub for him.
>3 (THREE) minutes at the creaseKWAB
>>158395703He needs a month or so of shield to fix his issues. I don't think it's head, it's definitely things like stance and technique getting sloppy. He used to be pretty good on that.
Fuck Travis, fucking cocksucker
>>158395633*mogs you*https://www.instagram.com/p/Dels-5NsyRt/
>>158395701>butthurt retarded indian nationalist go back to jeetchan and learn some Indian history
>here comes the guy with a 35 average to save us
>>158395720I don't know why he wasn't put into shield for a couple months 2 years ago. It's now much harder to correct his issues. It's hard to fix things when you're only out there for a short time all the time.
I am so fucking sick of these fucking batting collapses fucking fuck fuck fuck SAKE
Bully will save us
>>158395733I am just showing you the mirror matePooK will be divided on religious lines by muslims
>>158395728he did that last year and was scoring big and came back to test level and sucked. remember he used to get dropped several times EVERY innings in his early career which massively inflated his numbers.
Crazy how renshaw hasnt been playing all this time
>there is going to be another follow on
>>158395701>it'll be native for your country in a few hundred years as wellKek already is the mayor of London and the Home Sec are pooslimes. Poohamhead is the most common baby name. Subhuman engshitters have been under foreign rule for 2000 years since the Romans came and conquered the feeble little hobbit engshitters
>I now remember when we bullied the indiachan /cric/ thread
>boland not even watching these absolute shitters
>>158395701>assuming humans will exist then
>>158395736he was playing shield for a lot of last year. he played well. but it evidently didn't change anything
kek listen to these clowns carrying on>weare the bad guys, though
NEW THREADASAP
>>158395702>Indians are the better ones often.aaand you lost me
>>158395760fuck off you stupid cunt
fmd that replay scared me
>>158395755I don't think he was playing that well to deserve reintroduction and it wasn't that much.
>>158395760Fuck up Cummins ya dog
sorry I'm late with the wickies lemme post them in the dead thread
>>158395517Crisp King's lad
>>158395768
>>158395768yaaaay
>>158395773>>158395773
>>158395768The absolute state of this richard cranium
>>158395768le chop on man
>>158395761You clearly didn't go to my school back in the day.And it got worse at every work place I've been since.Admitting a fault is losing your job in their head and they'll blame EVERYTHING on you for shit you never had any control over or had control, but clarified the strategy with the manager with.Several on cocaine especially. The worst are managers.That said, I had indian ones that treated me like shit too for nightfill as a teen. It's not izzat, it's timidness. The inability to communicate things to you properly and precisely out of anxiety or something like that. Politicians are the worst with this. In team sports, you learn to stamp out that shit early to win. Why not in the workplace? Why is it different? Surely not profitable to have crabs in a bucket.
based my boyfriendcalled it yesterdaygood series for me
>>158395791>Surely not profitable to have crabs in a bucket.If everybody's at each other's throats, they can't unite against the boss to demand higher pay + better working conditions
>>158382695>in past 5 years, Australian openers averaging twenty-fucking-eightWarner and Koala should be fucking shot in the back of the head on live television
>3.3 run rateBleak.You need at least 4 for tests nowadays or you're taking a bit of a risk unless you're Khawaja (and you simply get better the longer out there).>apparently early 1900s Australia had a run rate on par with bazballThat's ... interesting. But then again it's not that surprising when pic. Dude was 120 years before his time it seems.
>>158395830But then the boss gets less job security because the firm is more likely to collapse and fail. It's just 1D chess and pyrrhic. Societies that install this generally begin to fail even without competition because then issues are not corrected.And then everyone starves. Babylon was great at this. Starving.There's a reason Alexander took over that region with ease. Also explains why Sparta and Athens fell too. Judaism (ironic?)/Jesus was a thing for a reason 2bh. Islam tended to shun such mentality too.There is no honor with starvation.
>>158395983Talk to blue collar boomers about their experiences at work back in the day. They love talking about how they were mistreated, it's their favourite subject. People were treated much worse in the past and society didn't fall apart.
>>158396122I think you're trying to justify being a cunt by saying "well we used to whip you too in the past and it worked".Firstly, it didn't. Slave revolts happened. Feudalism failed.
>>158396295Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to do. You got me.
>>158396412Now kneel.
