fuck these faggot cocksuckers
9+9 make ya seethe lmao
So fellas I am about to transition into a werewolf and rip out some lungs.
Smashing Pumpkins
WE DEM GOYZ
>>158379581
>>158379617See ya in hell dog, Im coming for ya
ya seethe?
Peas belong in nachos and I'm tired of pretending they don't.
despite all my rage im still a wage slave!
>eagles troons having an absolute MELTDOWNlol, lmao.
Just got back to my desk from plapping my wife and nutting inside of herGo Steelers
oh yeah, my Lionies got em' steamin
>>158379617Fucking Tranny stay away from schools>>158379625
LEAVE PATRICK ALONE!!!!
>>158379625BASED
>>158379642Maybe if they hadn't almost killed Jalen Hurts the football gods would be kinder to them.
>>158379642What are you even going on about? This game shouldn't have even been close lol. Plus eagles are now the 6th pick :)
>>158379633Fuck off Van Helsing there is only one of you.
We all owe him a heartfelt and sincere apology.
>>158379617Werewolf bar mitzvahSpooky scary Boys becoming menMen becoming wolves
>>158379648>clickbait author owner of his own clickbait websiteDo better. Here's your (you)
YOU CANT ESCAPE THE CHIKANER CURSE
>>158379662Why? Its the same offense this year. Sirianni and all his stooges are retarded. This new guy isn't changing the scheme like we were told he would.
So who gets traded first, lenig nigson or bustin sherbet?
Nobody messes with the Eagles
>>158379672Herbert has a no trade clause you stupid racist
Sportsball!*nobody pays attention to me*AhemSportsball!
Werewolves are awesome, happy hunting.
>>158379675I'm not strong enough in my convictions to get a tattoo
>>158379672Lamar is doing that thing where he is "hurt" for longer than usual again right?
>>158379688People would call you a faggot
>*mindbreaks your offense with one simple trick*
It's funny when the eagles lose
>>158379688Just get it somewhere you cover up when you go outside
>>158379678what could distract people who love sports?
>>158379581absolutely seething lol
>>158379704tits and ass
>>158379697>ai slopdo eagles fans really
Saar, even I goot a tat-Too. It is quite pain-Less
You niggers need to feed.
HOL UP
>>158379694Good example of an elite coordinator but not good headcoach
>>158379725Awoooo
>>158379733he was fine as a headcoach and 100% correct in his assessments
>checks thursday night football this week>panthers v packersand just like that my expectations are low
>>15837958118 has the keys to the NFC E
He's a hairy handed gent, ran amuck in Kent
>>158379762That's cringe kino. Eagles cowboys was just cringe.
The Eagles lose their fifth game in a row, a modern day record !
>*steals the division from dem sois*
Man, to go from 2-0 to 2-5... gotta be rough
>>158379771I'd like to meet his tailor
Total eagles death mashallah
How do you even buttrape an eagle? With a special tool?
We're all just waiting to see how the mid terms play out if it goes bad there may be no more sports ball ever in less it's all trannies
>all these retards "calling out" SAS for sitting next to Jerry Jones during the gameHe's talked about how he has a relationship with Jerry like a hundred times by now, and him hating cowboys fans has always been more of a meme than anything.
Is Jaylen Hurts still alive?
>>158379793Cowboys figured it out
>>158379628Does the Goofster have a non white wife? Holy fuck this nigga just can't get anymore based can he?
>>158379797You seem relaxed
Do you like beastie boys?
>>158379672The Ravens offense is pathetic with discount Lamar, they're not getting rid of him
>>158379811Yes.
goff kind of looks like ryan gosling
Losing so many games in a row is disrespectful to the national bird philadelphia should rename their team.
>>158379811Sure do
>>158379772bucs dropped a 40 burger on the panthers todd bowels still has a job because of them!
>>158379811Do people not like Beastie Boys?
>>158379811They have some good songs but I think their overall discography is not that great. I think you can probably go through their entire catalogue and put together one good album for all of their music. Their sampling is good, but they have some whack rhymes on a lot of their songs.
as an eagles fan, it’s time to fire Sirianni. He had his time in the sun but he’s a failure as a coach. Might as well go coach at the commanders
>>158379836They are Eagles fans
After Monday night, the only thing left for the Eagles is pride and wondering who will be traded before the deadline or which coaches might be fired.If there was one situation in which the Eagles could rise up and give the best performance they had left this season, it would have been on a Monday night against the rival Dallas Cowboys. Philadelphia gave it a shot, but they got BTFO and buttraped
kek doyerpacos, rampacos and raiderpacos still seething
>does nothing>wins by 30
>>158379844Oh, still like them
>>158379851this looks like an ohio state pepe with an nfl logo slopped on top
>>158379861But Baker went to Oklahoma.
>>158379817Who's to say he ISN'T just Ryan Gosling conducting a massive psyop on us all?
>>158379857It's sabotage
>>158379868>oklahomai was thinking the other day, is dak technically the worst qb cee dee lamb ever had to play for?
>>158379811If the radio plays intergalactic it gets stuck in my head for the next week
I'LL STIR FRY YOU IN MY WOK
>>158379875
>>158379817Can we please just get this nigga, dan campbell and detroit a ring already
>>158379896dan can't win shit without ben kekkeep dreaming
>>158379896They blew their only shot.
Late to the party I happen to be a beastie boys fan.
>>158379896As much as I want that to happen, I doubt it ever will. Most we will ever get is PLAYING the Super Bowl, but never winning it
>>158379919Better late than never haha
>>158379908johnson is a gayleb baby, he got exposed hard this season
>>158379937kek true
ive seen enough, the seahawks are repeating
>>158379929The worst part is they would've easily dismantled the Chiefs as well.
The NFC East might end up being shockingly close. By my estimations whichever team gets 9 wins will win it. I think that path is easier for the Giants but not impossible for the CowboysIt might actually completely come down to the week 17 game
>>158379957For reference
>>158379908Idk Lions are doing ok now that we've got the O Line good and are starting to get the secondary better. Ben's a great coach, though
I would like lions to get to the divisonal playoff game and lose so they can feel that pain again
>>158380003It's always good to watch the NFCN lose in the playoffs.
Stop putting the Cowboys in Primetime. Nobody wants to see that shit.
Dak tried as hard as he could to miss a wide open cd lamb . Lucky as fuck CD saved him. Dak is ass
>>158380011Why TF does Detroit always get Thanksgiving? They are ass and ruins my meal
>>158380055It's been a tradition for like a hundred years
>>158380055They're better than the Cowshits.
>>158380055NFC North is for thanksgiving.
>>158380064Well im sick of ass for Thanksgiving every year
>>158380055It's usually considered an honor for anyone but the Cowboys and Packers to play on Thanksgiving.
>>158380055Always has been lions and cowboys on thanksgiving deal with it faggot
>>158380080>PackersLions, whatever
>>158380011The Eagles still have 5 more prime time games left lol
The funniest thing is the Cowboys beating those Redskins on Thanksgiving!!!
>>158380055Detroit started the Thanksgiving game tradition.
>>158380095What the fuck make it stop
>>158379617rip out some bussy
>>158379957The bye week in December makes a big difference in their favor.
>>158380095They're getting flexed, they have to be.
>>158380113no flex zonethey know better....
Lol I forgot about MNF because I was playing Deadlock with my friends and it looks like the Eagles got blown out. They trading Barkley or what?
>>158380153nobody wants booty blasted barkley
>>158380095I feel like they've already had a bunch.
We all know JJ McCarthy has serious autism. Is it possible that being on the Giants could turn it into some Eli-style autism magic?
>>158380113You deserve to lose hard on primetime for beating KC in SB
they should flex the Chiefs out of all their remaining primetime spots for getting buttfucked so hard by the Seahawks.
Kinda mad I missed out on Smashing Pumpkins that is a good band.
>>158380237Did you just discover Chreub Rock? lel
>>158380242Yeah
>>158380257Pumpkins are good shit
brb tuning my guitar to drop D
>>158380237Im an oldfag so my favorite punkins song is zerohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wk7C64kaP4
Thread is trash game thread splitting fags ruined it
oh well, if we're nfc least posting
>>158380266ur mum dropped my d
Can we discuss black sabbath?
>>158380294Yes
>>158380294You will never understand ozzy
Week 3 of being on Mounjaro and my burps smell like putrefied anus. Pounds lost: 1 lbs.
>green gay crying about refballI'm still laughing
This isn't a musicians thread faggots
https://youtu.be/kmqS01NMips
>>158380309I watched green fags miss a 28 yard FG lol maybe they should call that fat fuck kicker up
I miss N9ne.
>>158380277Why she hanging out with a black
>>158380333Be funny as fuck to watch gay gay McFaggy knock out Minnesota in a wildcard game
>>158380342
skip was almost crying in seethe over the Cowboys winning
Thread so slow was this last week's games really that bad
>>158380294Dio Sabbath is a million times better than Ozzy Sabbath
>>158380055how do you think i feel as a Lions fan? my holiday has gotten ruined more often than not
Myles Garrett did nothing wrong. Mason Rudolph deserved it
>>158380368Lol no but nice try
Jordon Manlove is just not very good packturds will never understand this
Penis Jr is starting to look strong
>>158380408Two back to back hall of Fame quarterbacks is bullshit. And they only squeezed 2 superbowls out of them.
>>158380342It would be just like 2023 when the 9-7-1 Danny Dimes giants knocked out the 13-4 kangz
Number of the Beast is the best Iron Maiden album, Powerslave has too much filler
They really going to do pissadelphia and cuckmanders for SNF this week wtf pull that game for something elseKC Denver maybe that's a big one
There is a giant spider gaurding my body in hell.
>>158380083>Always has been lions and cowboys on thanksgiving deal with it faggotLions started the tradition of the Thanksgiving Game in 1933, the Cowboys copied it in 1966 (and they had only been around since 1960).
>>158380438You are a demon
>>158380398>Myles Garrett did nothing wrong. Mason Rudolph deserved itTrue. Rudolph went full-crybabby and tried to rip Garrett's helmet off, starting the whole altercation.
>>158380445I don't think so but maybe
looks like dem boyz are back on track to finna boutta win da owl this season
>>158380454Giant spiders only protect demons.
>>158380440Why they want to start a tradition to humiliate themselves every Thanksgiving
>>158380456sounds like cope
Spider music is fucking annoying
>>158380465We are sorry
>>158380468Go be sorry somewhere else.
4cuck is dead everything is dead
>>158380472You are going to regret that dog.
im bored can someone ask that /soc/ lady to come itt and post her pussy. I heard she does that
>>158380449Now this is a melty
Is any 2-5 team still sniffin a playoff spot?
>>158380507Window is closing fast if they are
Do spiders really think they can fight wolves? Lol
>>158380507cardinals finna make a run for it
>>158380513
>>158379744he thought Bustin Shitbert was a good qb
>>158380512Of course not that would be stupid
>>158380507Fuck no. It'll be the Kangz and the 49ers in the NFC Championship.
>>158380368Randy Rhoads unlocked the best out of Ozzy
>>158380531That implies the jesterguild can handle the second place NFCW team
>>158379625Do you guys think Corgan is a Bears fan? He is from Chicago
>>158380368>yawnie gaymes dio
>>158380539Jimmy Chamberlin > James Iha > Darcy > literally anyone else > Billy Corgan
>>158380545Darcy was hot but literally disposable. They didn't even invite her on the reunion tour. Which was kind of fucked up, but still
>>158379662because he's totally making a positive impact on the dolphins
Stop talking about Billy Corgan! He has the singing voice of a cat getting touched by an autist!
>>158380552Her background vocals during the bridge of 1979 are so subtle but absolutely perfect and when you hear any other version of the song without her in it that part of the song feels completely empty. She's a very competent player too, sure she wasn't anything beyond intermediate but she was no Meg White and could hold songs together just fine. Go watch the Pumpkins Live at Brixton Academy 1996, it's their peak performance of all time.
It finally happened..... 31 years old and i finally got a woman pregnant Cheers lads
>>158380573Trannies don’t count
Should I be an eagles fan if I want to cheer for a blue collar liberal team? Or the Seahawks? Maybe bears?My state doesn’t have a team
>>158380573Rape doesn't count.
>>158379662I'm sorry I ever gave him benefit of the doubt and that I didn't hate him harder earlier
>>158380577>>158380583Spanish girl sent me this a couple hours ago. I had a good run bros. It's time for me to be an adult now. Remember me
>>158380573We should warn her
>>158380573Kiwi Jr will induce billions of melties mmmhmm
>>158380605>I'm sorry Sara. I just had a feelingwow way to be romantic BEN
>>158380581broncos obviously
>>158380581Steelers
>>158380605should have said "OH SHIT, TWINS?"
>>158380605>I'm pregnant >S-Sorry
>>158380615I forgot about Denver. But the broncos are blue collar?
>>158380622their jerseys are orange with blue collars
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==VIKINGS (at DET)Chiefs (at DEN)Bills (vs BAL)49ers (BYE)==In danger this week==Steelers (vs CLE)Browns (at PIT)Bears (at SEA MNF)Broncos (vs KC)==Applying for membership==Jaguars (vs IND)Lions (vs MIN)Bengals (vs TEN)==At risk of blacklisting==Eagles (vs WAS SNF)Commanders (vs PHI SNF)Dolphins (vs NE)Jets (vs LV)Colts (at JAX)Buccaneers (vs ATL)Cardinals (at DAL)==The Blacklist==>Chargers>Titanseveryone else fuck off
>>158380605Surely Australia or NZ has less strict child support policy than America, right? Or are you saying this to mean you're going to abandon being a shitposting retard like us and becoming a father?
>>158380614>>158380621Obviously wasn't planned shit for brains >>158380620Almost made me kek..I should add she's in a different country and I'm already dating someone else. Life's just been turned upside down and new girl is asking if i want her to pick me up to talk about my "bad day" because i haven't told her yetHoly fuck what an almost cosmic level disaster today is
>>158380628
>>158380650>She's IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY>ALREADY DATING SOMEONE ELSELmao you're a bit foolish there aretcha Benny boy? Makes it easier to get away with at least. Maybe.
the chart says detoilet
>>158380507Bucs or aints still have a shot at their shit division. Everyone else is full sim to offseason mode
>>158380670meant for >>158380581
>>158380663Look there was always gonna be a tradeoff for knowing ball. You can't know ball AND make smart life decisions. This is the price i payOh well It's only 18 years right?
>>158380693Well you said she lives in another country, no? If she's non white, then you can probably get away with it even easier than if she's white.
Big Rape shouldn't have won the superbowl in 2008.
Banned from reddit again for arguing with a Bustin Sherbet fanboy who swears it's not his fault despite leading the league in turndaballovers... sighGuess I'll be here until the ban is uplifted.
>EaglesIt's unironically over
>>158380718Didn’t you delete your Reddit when you doxxed yourself? Or you made another one?
>>158380718>Gets banned from Plebbit>Whines about it and comes to /sp/Go back.
>>158380727To be honest I whine whenever I'm banned.
>>158380730It's less the whining about being banned than being a Plebbit faggot crying about it on here.
>>158380368They hated him because he told the truth.With that said, Tony Martin is also excellent, check out the Headless Cross, Tyr, and Cross Purposes albums.
>>158380726That wasn't my reddit account retard.Reddit has better football discussions. You just can't call people retards there. Fucking retard.>>158380727I was on 4chan while you were in diapers kid, I switched over that G**k ran this website to the ground and Chuds insert their political ideology into every board on this shithole website.
>>158380761Reddit has better football discussions. You just can't call niggers retards there. Fucking nigger retard.
>>158380767>You just can't call niggers retards there.Damn, really? What a bunch of faggots.
>>158380650It's simple. She keeps it or she doesn't.
>>158380718Make a new account and go back you disgusting faggot take kiwi with you
I've been unemployed so long I don't think anyone would hire me
>>158380650Good fuck you
>>158381201just take a hard shitty job with long hours, do that until you land a new job while hired, then tell your new employer you will be ready in three weeks, quit your old employer once you know you got the new job, take a month vacay and do that over and over. I've increased my salary doing that the last 12 years.
*Shits in your face and also beats the cryions this weekend.*
>>158381298>looks behind the closet and sees -0-4 all-time in Super Bowl appearances-NFC Championships Won in 1973, 1974, and 1976This year will be different right?
>>158380485just stick to /pol/ or /gif/ where the numale browns of the internet spend their time
>>158381298>No offense pitted against a Lions defense which is, mostly, back together as a fighting force again>Above average at best defense pitted against one of the best offenses of the entire leagueAre Viqueers really this retarded?
>>158381313>yeah but 50 years agokwab. Scared faggot.
>>158381332>but what ifkwab. SEEEEEEEETHE.
>>158381334You're like Odell fans. Diggs makes one good play in your franchise since Adrian Peterson carried you for a decade of being relevant only to go chant "skol" like a stomp clap hey millennial and expecting your team to win 17 games and lose their first playoff game this year. See you next year nerd
>>158381348>you're likeblah blah blah. Cry more faggot. Glad My UNDEFEATED KANGZ can make you seethe this early in the morning.
>>158381352who recovered this lol
>>158381395first cup of coffee going down easy knowing the flying purple cock eaters will choke for another 50 years
>>158381402queefs did
>>158381339How is that at all a "but what if", you sub 60iq learing center monkey?
>>158381352He's going to have to figure it out without the scrambles. The injuries are going to compound as he gets slower.
>>158381407>first cup of jiss going down easy seething about the Kangz yet again on 4chinsftfy. Yeah. That's you this morning, you raped bitch.
>>158381505
>yeah, but: the imagekek. RAGE more, faggot.
>>158380670Late 80s and early 90s 49ers and Cowboys created so many lifelong bandwagon fans that are now in their prime earning years.
>top 5 cornerback>just had a 90+ PFF grade at wide receiver before the byewasn't travis hunter supposed to be "mid at both"
>>158381697>but PeeFF saidJust stop
24 posts in two fucking hours......yup im thinking its over
anyone watch Penis play last weekend? Looked good to me
Don't try to act like a N9ne redemption arc, leading the Giants to the 'yoffs and beating the Vikings, wouldn't be maximum kino.
>>158381332The game's in Detroit too. Kangaz about to get fraud checked hard.
What the fuck was going on in 2015 that the fucking Panthers went 15-1?
I have absolutely 0 faith in Quinn to beat the shambling corpse of Philadelphia
>>158381965flash in a pan. all teams have them occasionally. bad franchises resume their baseline for a decade after said season (ARI, LV, WAS, IND, LAC, MIA all other examples)
>>158381868the neets have not woke up yet, it is 7am at the latest in the US
team on the left won the game. guess the teams
My razorcakes will take care of the Vikings next weekend.
>>158379704Sports!
>>158382051Bills vs Vikings is a quintessential loss for Josh where he implodes
dive grass be like>"oi bruv, u plainn dat handeugg eh? tipicahl yahnks, bohring stuf m8"
>>158379744The man is a beacon of light and morality in the cesspool that is the current state of the NFL
>>158381989When was the last time any of them went 15-1 and made the Owl?
>>158382064You're probably right.
Just took a Philadelphia Eagles so bad I had to flush four times and the pipes are still half clogged.
>>158382007Joey Common-Sense will win MVP
>>158382007Burrow is an outlier because he has like 5 or 6 "fuck it jamar is down there somewhere" throws this year
>>158382083panthers were just a really good team once and resumed normal broadcasting. Flash in a pan with two playoff wins as opposed to the other teams winning one or none playoff games.
>>158380368Now this is a hot take I can get into.
>>158382091
>>158380621Audibly keked out loud at this
>>158382007E L I T E
>>158382114>>158382090Chase with>20% of his season catches against the Texans>20% of his season yards against the Texans>40% of his season touchdowns against the Texansis this niggas washed?
>>158380573Nice that you count your wifes bull getting her pregnant :)
How is the Cowboys defense so bad? There's no way the eagles should've even been in that game. They made the eagles look competent lmfao
>>158382151The big D stoped them serval times...one time in a CRITICAL situation late in the first half where Shitgals only needed 20 yards for an easy FG
>>158382114little Timmy Bussy going to get buck broken hard in a wild card
That Kansas Shitty last night was so bad I had to clean the toilet with Lysol and bleach for half an hour this morning just to get it some what decent
>mfw the Mikey Sainristil vs Cooper Dejean debate ended with both of them having one good year then sucking ass
>>158382276dejean's mom is in a commercial about how often she pisses her pants
>>158382302That's a women's health thing, it's not that weird.
>>158382151>beat them by 17>>>>made them look competentCowboys derangement syndrome is a hell of a drug
>>158382337>neck and neck for 3 quarters until Saquon had to be pulled out of the game
Eagles won TWO super bowls already, what have the sois or gnats done? But sure having one bad year makes you losers feel better
>>158379803Fraid so
>mfw goof is unironically on a hall of fame trajectory
>>158382363Won 5 and 4 super bowls respectively?
>>158382151>have "good defense" in 2021-2023>look inside>it's just micah parsons with an al harris ball hawking secondary>trick commies into hiring away dan quinn>green gay playoff disaster exposes entire defense as frauds anyway>mike mccarthy lame duck year>hire retired mike zimmer off the couch to implement an actual scheme for once>stuck with a bunch of mccarthy's awful draft picks though>roster so dumb it takes them all year to learn zimmerball>they actually look somewhat competent by the end though>just in time for mccarthy's contract to expire>refuse to even interview zim for hc so he just retires again>appoint matt eberflus as dc fresh off chicago disaster, before even hiring a new hc>give him 45 dollars to spend on players>let demarcus lawrence and jourdan lewis walk>presumably so you can afford micah parsons>trade micah parsons right before the season anyway>field a defensive roster that would have struggled in the ufl>literally, most of them are no longer in the nfl now, let alone starting anywhere>so bad one of them becomes an hero midseason>finish as a top 5 worst defense in history>finally decide to blow it up, conduct a real hiring process, invest in defense properly>decide to hire some 30yr old rookie dc who never called plays before>brand new scheme again>roster is mostly a bunch of guys who never played together before>handful of rookies getting significant snaps>rashan gary and the corpse of von miller at edge>early string of injuries decimates secondary>(you) are hereit could be worse tbqdesuthe funniest part is everyone wants the new dc fired already, as if he wasn't doomed from the start
vikiesfrens, do we want to go for saquon or taylor?
>>158382533you're getting derrick henry
damn, iggles fans turn on coaches and players FAST
>>158382545i'd rather get Taylor...
>>158382007>bryce dung
>start with 2 wins then lose 5 in a rowwhat the FUCK happened?
>beating an injured team missing their QB is the cowboy's super bowl sad
>>158382577Finally forced to play a team other than the racists and the tits. Happens to the best of us.
>>158382577The 2001 Panthers won game 1 then lost 15 games in a row
>Anon, how are you doing? Ready for your checkup?what do?
>>158382611Top kek... let those losers have their fun
>>158382533You want Taylor, he still looks as great as ever. Saquon is hurt and possibly washed
Dak throws like shit.! Missed CD for a deep guarantee tuddy
>>158380605I hope the kid has chronic acne
I find it hilarious that the 1-4-1 Redskins have only beaten the Seahawks with Mariota.
>harrison smith is the third person in nfl history to go 40/20 >no one, not even the casters or desk acknowledged it
My Berds are gonna get bootyblasted by the cowgirls
>>158382550No shit ask Doug Pederson
Yo yo yo niggas!
>>158382861Bo Nix is the black Mike Vick
>saves your season
>>158382861thanks for the unlabeled slop anon!
>>158382907Gnats will get bootyblasted in the wildcard if they even make it to the playoffs
>>158382577They played real teams and everyone on the team started dying. Figuratively and literally
>>158382914If you have two brain cells to rub together you can deduce what the stat is
>>158382064>shit offense vs shit defense >good defense vs good offense. Should be a fun game to watch.
ENOUGH WITH THE PANTHER PRIMETIME GAMES
>>158382977Give me the Bills and Lions in both those games. I don't believe the kangz offense is capable of scoring 20.
>>158382994Sorry anon but the league needs a brown qb to shill now that mahomo is shit and lamene is injured. Can't have Purdy, Goof or Lawrence winning MVP, you see. That wouldn't be diverse enough.
>>158382995lions have good offence but shit defence, i'd father see bills vs vikies because of the contrasts
>>158383016Lions are also at home. It will be a race to 20 and the Lions win that 9/10 times.
>>158380650>when I found out my girl was pregnant I binge drank and doxed myself on 4chanCool move abbo
>>158382995also i'm going to point out that they've done it in three games out of six. isn't very hard thing to google... however, vikings have allowed 20 points only once while the detroit lions have allowed UNDER 20 only once.
>>158382995>I don't believe the kangz offense is capable of scoring 20I don’t think the Lions or Bills will score more than 18
>>158382995Bills might be challenged with the defense like they were last year with the Texans. Allen likes to use his legs and Vikings defense might not let him do that.
this is Caleb's league now
>>158383053The Lions entire team was dead last season. If you knew anything about ball you'd be aware of that. 2025 results have nothing to do with 2026 especially since the Vikings offense is even worse this year.
>>158380573Is she ready to be a single mom?
>>158383085What are you talking about, I mean this season
viqueens won't finish above .500blitzing 90% of the time is not sustainable
>>158383124Oh I thought you were talking about head to head. Yes, they score 20 at a 50% success rate. Meanwhile the Lions are at home, always score 20, and are perfectly capable of scoring 40-50 on any given Sunday. There's a reason all prediction markets are taking Lions and Bills; those offenses are on another level.
>>158383131If QBs can't read through the pre-snap trickery there's no reason to stop sending goons
>>158383016Lions secondary (their main problem) is looking much betterIt's gonna be great seeing the vikings get fraud checked
the "outstanding/saxophone" AI clips are the least funny of the NFL related AI clips posted on twitterthe hot dog dance one is a close second
>>158383152>Lions secondary (their main problem) is looking much betterBecause Branch is back. You guys still need a corner, and probably some black magic for Joseph's knees.
>>158380650Cheers, Ben! Who is hotter: Sara or your current gf?
>>158383131> blitzing 90% of the time is not sustainableSource?
Bills Vikings would be the craziest Super Bowl
>>158382550>iggles fansNo, it's just goypiggies in general. The human race are a bunch of retarded sadistic scapegoaters that live to get high off of scapegoating someone unjustly and torturing them (like Christ). Look at the comment sections or eavesdrop on casual goypiggy conversations at work about sports. If there team loses it's always a bunch of "FIRE THE COACH" "TRADE THE PLAYER" "FIRE THE GM" "IT'S THE REFS FAULT" "IT'S THE SCRIPT". The cockroach species called "human" will always prioritize their retarded desire for instant emotional catharsis over anything resembling justice or optimal order.
The King of /sp/ will waltz into Seattle on Monday night and do what Memehomes couldn’t do. 300 yards, 2 TDs, 1 Rushing TD, 0 INTs, and 1 W
>>158383177WTF???? Cobby nvke
>>158383131Especially against good qbs. Going to be fun watching minnesomalia get fraud checked hard these next 4 weeks.
>>158383177people are very reactive nowadays. everything that happens requires an instant reaction, it's like everyone is in an extreme hurry to reach a conclusion. i dont remember seeing a good old "lets wait and see" in a long time. bit yeah people just love being outraged
>>158383208the only qb on their schedule that can do anything about it is josh allen, it's not like they are facing joe shiesty with a fully armed and fully operational offensive line
>>158383208definition about fraud check is that they meet teams at the top. that includes bills and niners. lions have won saints in OT (hmm refs?), jets and cardinals, how is facing them a vikings fraud check? smae thing with packers, vikies already one them once
Why is Tom Brady autistically dating Victoria Secret models? There's lots of other beautiful women outside that small group.
>>158383235Goof has 111 passer rating and 75% completion % against the blitz.
>>158383249he has a type
>>158383252likelyhood of detroit keeping adequate healthy personnel is low
anyone here a Korn fan? Thinking about seeing them, Iron Maiden, and Alice In Chains at this festival
>>158383268i dont see pats winning bengals and chiefs winning bills
>>158383283Chiefs are a worse team than the Bills but it's actually impossible for the Bills to beat them in the playoffs
>>158383268>xhe thinks da burrs are going to win the NFCNlmao
>>158383268>4-3 pats will get the 2 seedMaybe on planet RETARD
>>158383264As long as you lower your expectations will be a fun time. They are washed up but the music still bangs. Just have to respect the sound more than the performance and will be satisfied
>>158383249At least she's 38 and not some girl in her early 20s
>>158382533Def Taylor
>>158383336you know the drill. tits or gtfo.
>>158383314They've had a schedule from hell up to this pointI think they've got most of their losses already
How many on Sunday?
>>158383303bro taylor's contract with the league ended, the league already milked the maximum followers and viewers from that kelce-swiftie debacle. no one cares anymore since they are now married, there's absolutely zero reason to push chiefs anymore
>>158383268Giants will be the 4 sneed and the Bears are not making the NFCCG
>>158383338yeah i just read that he has a back injury now... dude is broken
>>158383355Giants are winning 10, Falcons are winning 9
>>158383131>>158383208These guys don't know ball>>158383149>>158383171These guys know ball
>>158383351Yeah but the Bills are a bad team
>>158380485It's a shame really
>>158383368PshClearly you didn't see their dominant wins over the Chargers and Texans
>>158383131>>158383208These guys don't perform oral sex on other men>>158383365This guy performs oral sex on other men
>>158380573Congrats. Now put all your assets under your mom's name.
>>158380485?Are you mad that we don't have endless bot spam anymore?
>>158383342Your tits are probably bigger than mine, fatfuck.
the nfl is pushing the faguarsits the most inorganic push theyve tried in awhile
>>158383358Jonathan Taylor to anywhere but the Bears would be an absolute waste. Kevin O'Connell doesn't care about the run game and wouldn't get the most out of him.
>>158383379It's okay that you don't under Flores's scheme. Most don't.
>>158380605 Happy for you.... by this general is going to suck without you
>>158383358the end game for any athlete managed by the colts, turning talent into meat fodder
The Patriots O Line is too good for the Vikings 90% blitz rate to work
>>158383401>da scheeeeeeemeRetards who pretend like they know NFL schemes are second only to analytics larpers in being annoying
>>158383401viqueers are about to get GOFF'd
>>158383411>Drake "The Schedule" Maye
>>158383393i dont understand people like you who make baseless claims like that. vikings have currently 181 rush attempts and 164 pass attempts. that number would go up with an elite rb too and convert more 3rd downs.
>>158383259They play this week you retard, and their offense is healthy.
Who is realistically stopping the Minnesota Vikings?
>>158380573>>158380605She can still get an abortion.
>>158383415The last time Goof played against Flores, he turned the ball over 4 times iirc
Giants face Vikings in the wild card round to determine if KOC made the wrong choice
>>158380650>she's in a different country and I'm already dating someone else.Niggah you are fine. Also, the woman you are currently dating will desire you more because of it
>>158383437The Vikings offenseDefense tires if they are always on the field
goff get ya off?
>>158383437Lions, Bills, 49ers, and Packers in that order.
>>158383422Kevin O'Connell run scheme is lame as fuck. Ben Johnson would have JT setting records.
>>158383437Until I see them lose, I don’t think it’s possible for them to lose. They may beat the Miami dolphins perfect season
>>158383448it's a nice madden trade but ben isn't putting swift aside
>>158383447All those teams have lost games. The Vikings have not. It is not conceivable that the Vikings will lose any of those games
>>158383461Are you really comparing Swift to JT? Swift isn't even better than Kyle Monangai.
>>158383463if we're being real, not sane person excepts >us to go 17-0, it is inevitable
My patties and bearies will play in the Super Bowl!!
>>158383466Yeah but the Bears run game is good enough that BJ isn’t giving up a second round pick
>>158383446Yep
>>158383225>I don’t remember seeing a good old "let’s wait and see" in a long time.Chris Ballard
>>158383466because swift seems to get the job done for you guys and you're expecting the colts to give you taylor on some sort of a retard deal like "taylor for a third" or something
Do you think that the Rams will get it together by the playoffs?
>>158383502Why shouldn't one night of Caleb being pegged by Carlie be enough for JT?
>>158383514They’ll get together in cancun
>>158383446jared make ya scare-d?
>>158383516You saw them rape the Raiders, right? They’re back.
>>158383514>playoffs
Vikings are obviously NFC but who's the most fraudulent AFC team?
>>158383522>Raiders
>>158383529Can we still say the Chiefs now that they've been exposed?
>>158383529Chiefs
>>158383538I hate them but the Browns are still rocking that sweet negative point differential. Tough to compete with that.
>>158383529Seahawks just showed that Walker is the Chiefs entire offense
>>158383531The bills beat them by 3The chiefs beat them by 3The rams beat them by 14, in Las Vegas.And we all know how hard it is to win @ Raiders
>>158383553Have you considered that the Bills and Chiefs just aren't that good
We dem boys
Do you think the Cowboys are proud of their performance yesterday? Where they beat the Eagles practice squad and Saquan at 40% strength?
>>158383560no, that's a man
>>158383567And even then couldn't seal the game away until 2:30 left in the 4th?
So how will Dan Quinn blow the Eagles game?
>>158383560fish mouth
>>158382994No, it's time for the Panthers inexplicable rally after getting blown up by the Bucs somehow. Now Young will look like an MVP candidate for the next couple games until they get blown out by the Falcons or something.
>>158383519This dork should not be that good at football. Looks like he should be doing corporate taxes.
>>158383583TIME TO PAY THE BRYCE
Commanders should rebrand to DC Redskins
>>158382083Cam really was unstoppable at one point in time. Also the defense was super stacked and led by Luke Kuechley, which was like having a DC mastermind on the field in a White Ray Lewis body.Should have easily thumped the corpse of Peyton Manning in the SB, but they also had a lights-out defense and turns out that Cam is an idiot choker when it comes to the big moments. Also our OC was just as lazy and anti-clutch and didn't any kind of scheming or adjustments in the 2 weeks leading up to the SB.I think Von Miller said that he and the Broncos D simply watched nothing but film for those 2 weeks and didn't see anything new during the game. While Cam was going Hollywood with stupid hats and outfits and showing up to every press event to push himself as the new superstar.Then in very first game of the next season, the Broncos targeted Cam and broke his arm. He never fully recovered from that, mostly because he insisted on doing his faggy vegan diet instead of bulking up and training.
>>158383560I want to have sex with this woman
Darth 9+9 is fully unleashed on this shitty ass "league." Tremble with fear.
>>158383557that's why the rams can still sneak back into it. They might let the other teams ahead of them out fraud them.
The worst 6-0 team in NFL history isn't the Vikings, statistically it's the 2015 broncos
>>158383715They won the Super Bowl retard
Why is it like this?
>>158382450He needs some hardware, but yeah he's live
>>158383729Because even their defense is a meme blitzing 80% of all snaps.
>>158383722You missed the point being made by that factual statement
>>158383729Dont the Seahawks have the #1 defense
>>158383744Who decided that the optimal number of guys rushing the QB is 4?The Vikings simply don't operate under the conventional base of 4 rushers, meaning 5 is their base and 6 is their actual blitz, with 4 or less being when they're dropping back
>>158383749No
>>158383729Because the first time they play a quarterback worth a shit they're going to get trashed by halftime. They have literally played fucking nobody>b-but we beat gaylebIf gayleb stayed healthy and played the whole game do you really think the Vikings were holding the Bears out of the endzone? Be real.
>>158383762>Who decided that the optimal number of guys rushing the QB is 4?maybe the hundreds of thousands of games played across all levels in the past hundred years lead to some patterns
>>158383749Seahawks have given up 30 twice. Vikings have given up 20 once. Big tests for the vikes D these next two weeks
>>158383744Problem?>>158383749Hawks have allowed several 20+ point games, the Vikings have only allowed ont (22 Week 1)
>>158383772Just spam the blitz button bro!
>>158383749It depends on if you are a statsnerd or a ballknower
>>158383778> They have literally played fucking nobodyNeither have the Bills and they’re the SB favorites> If gayleb stayed healthy and played the whole game do you really think the Vikings were [doing what they had done the previous 50 minutes]Yeaj
>>158383779Okay and?The RB was the most important position on offense for like 80 years >>158383787Not what's happening but it's okay, most people don't know ball so you're not alone there
>>158383782>>158383784>it's the defenses fault that Darnold turns it over 3 times a gameThey're giving up the fewest passing and rushing yards per game
>>158383772Brian Flores compared to Daronte Jones is like Dr. Pepper compared to Mr. Spice
>>1583837793-4 has 5 rushing in base
>>158383778What's the excuse going to be when they hold the Lions to 14 or less and win?
>>158383749#1 is debatable, but they are top 3 for sure. It's hard to measure in the current meta where all teams are frauds and injury rate is high
>>158383819Nta but Goof is elite against the blitz. Pull that "lmao just blitz every play" shit against the Lions and they very well might hang 40 on you.
>>158383813I don’t really care about empty calorie yardage. IIRC the Rams were #2 in the league in yardage prior to last but were fringe top 10 in scoring
I want to have sexual intercourse with multiple large breasted, slim, wide-hipped, long-legged blonde, pale women. Which team should I support?
>>158383835Gayleb is also elite against the blitz. But a Flores blitz is unlike any other. Last year the Vikings swept the Lions because Flores blitzed a ton. Reminder that the Vikings won with Max Elfman having 50 passing yards
>>158379844The Eagles were great, man. Take It Easy still slaps
>>158383835Everyone is elite against the blitz until they're facing flores
>>158383835Goff is 7-5 against the Vikes with an elite receiver and RB, that's not total dominance, more like any given sunday
>>158383854>Last year the Vikings swept the Lions because Flores blitzed a tonNo they beat the Lions because they were absurdly injured and had like 80% of their oline out.Also gayleb is a fucking retard who can't process past a second read.
>>158383804>Neither have the Bills and they’re the SB favoritesThe difference is that the Bills can reliably score points against good defenses. Teams like the Vikings almost always lose in the playoffs because the lights are too bright for the offense. It's a fun story for Flores and the Vikings, but if you're drinking the kool-aid you're delusional>>158383819>What's the excuse going to be when they hold the Lions to 14 or less and win?They aren't. If the Lions can even semi-protect Goff he's going to carve that defense a new asshole. He's one of the few QBs that makes anticipation throws and can read a defense. The Lions are also probably the fastest offense in the league next to the Jaguars.What Flores is doing predictably works very well against players you could argue don't even belong on a roster like Malik Willis, Tyson Bagent and Jordan Love
>>158383303This. Bills will whoop their ass in regular season, and than will choke right when it matters in the playoffs. I’m a bills fan, but I have seen this play out so many times that I don’t even expect it to be different this time.
>>158383876>The lions were the first team in NFL history to have injuries guys
are 2026 vikings fans basically last year's patriots fans where everyone can see the disconnect except them? will the melty be as funny as it was with the pats?
>>158383881The Vikings will hold the Lions to 10 points again
>>158383881ThisVikings are just another 2015 broncos. Their defense is good but their shitty offense and QB play will hold them from doing anything
>>158382114Joseph Bussy.
>>158383901Every NFC fan is like this every year for their team
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?>NOBODY!
>>158383919WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US!?>EVERYBODY!
>>158383901It's understandable, in a similar fashion they don't have the schedule to get hard fraud checked until the playoffs.
>>158383805Well wtf is that y axis then?
The greatest superbowl match is the Bengals or Bills vs the Kangz.
Flo finna bouta end Goof's career sunday
>>158383778>If gayleb stayed healthy and played the whole game do you really think the Vikings were holding the Bears out of the endzone? Be real.They were holding them all game long. Why do you get to claim that them scoring a TD was automatic, and them gaining and maintaining the lead was automatic? Also, you're admitting that, at the absolute worst, the Vikings hold the Bears to 10 instead of 3, which would still be incredible.
>>158383931Thankfully they will lose all of their next 4 games.
>>158381965The thing about Scam Newton is that he spent his entire career as a schedulebabby. He literally followed every winning season with a losing season, so it went:>have a bad year>get an easy schedule>do well the next year because of the easy schedule>get a tougher schedule the next year>have a bad year because of the tougher schedule>get an easy schedule>repeat it from the beginning
>>158383937Pats or Jaguars against Bears is better
>>158383937>vikings shut down good offense>kyler midget scurries around and can't scoreWon't someone think of the poor ratings
>>158383948Jaguars vs the bears would be awesome too. I was going to say that almost.
>>158383946Lol they'll go 4-0
If my iggles lose to the commies they'll have the 4th pick in the draft :)
Is Tanner McKee an elite wb
>>158383947Panthers had a first place schedule in 2015
Chiefs 19-1 tbqh
>>158383973In your dreams
>>158383876Which of the Lions injuries made them turn the ball over 6 times?
>>158383973why didn't they respect the speed of the seahawks pursuit, they could've skipped a few solid heems
>>158372579>>158372579>>158372579NEW
>>158383943>Why do you get to claim that them scoring a TD was automatic, and them gaining and maintaining the lead was automatic?Are you being obtuse on purpose? The play he got hurt on was literally a walk-in with a lead blocker. Bears take the lead there and the Vikings play with more urgency with an offense that kinda can't do that because at that point, they're down by 4 half way in the 4th quarter.You don't win that game if Gayleb is healthy. I think we both know that, so why are you pretending that isn't the case?>Also, you're admitting that, at the absolute worst, the Vikings hold the Bears to 10 instead of 3, which would still be incredible.Sure, holding the Bears to 10 in week 2 during a rain storm is impressive. You still lose though
>>158383225>everyone is in an extreme hurry to reach a conclusionThis but also they feel like they have to reach the same conclusion as everyone else but like 5% more enthusiastically. So it becomes this auction mentality where if you don't get there first you have to "outbid" the person who did.Like, my fucking wokeshit neighbors all started putting up these rainbow fucking flags and you'd think the entire neighborhood becoming a gay pride parade would be sufficient but then they realize they're not special if everyone's doing it so then some of them started putting in more flagpoles so they could fly a rainbow flag and another that had a peace sign on it and then one house just covered their entire front porch with like five different flags for various shit and then THAT somehow wasn't enough so they started wedging other flags between the flags they'd already hung up but they didn't have room so they have to turn them sideways and layer them on top of each other now. You'd think at that point you could just call it good but no, we all have to see how "progressive" they are. It's attention whoring disguised as moralism. Anyway, the Chiefs scored 3 points lol
Shedookie Shamders
>>158380573So which NFL player are you naming the kid after
>>158384144DeL'andrematt
this thread is still up and I am proving how dead this board is
mina/ninja/aku fag in shambles
thanks for the digits btw
jsut kidding, got them this time though. gg no re
but seriously, this time will be the digits, it was promised to me
>>158381916The only thing I ever defended from that bulbhead Kwesi was JJ might actually be worth the draft pick. I assumed it was KOC. All the guy did was win, and in his cfp playoff run he had a handful of absolutely next level insane plays. But the fucker only started 20 games in college or whatever so I was mostly mad cuz my Kangz were win now not win in 3-4 years mode. Just keep Darnold or Danny or imo sign Rodgers. But after drafting him I still thought he had the best upside. Then injured one season, played one shit season but won a lot of games... they pick up Kylar Murray who has basically always sucked. Then the trade. The second I saw the trade I knew.. I didn't guess. I KNEW McSharty was going to lead the giants to the playoffs only to beat my Kangz in the first round
>>158382533Taylor and McSharty for 3 combined 1s and a couple 3s
