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>>158369756Corinthians needs that 10th loss
Boca Is losing the final
fuck a.nal
Corinthians needs to be relegated to heal all the shit that have happened in this country this year. also this >>158369799
>>15836819115-20 reais for a caipirinha is standard and a pretty good deal if you're not in a sketchier part of the city. You can get some very cheap caipirinhas from street vendors in Lapa or in Zona Norte, but that's at your own risk.So yes, your friend speaks the truth.
caipirinha is shit, how do you niggas drink that?
>>158369895I prefer caipivodka to be honest
>>158369895Caipirinha is great. Tastes good, has a healthy percentage of alcohol and is a versatile drink.
yesterday brazilians voted so they wouldn't be black and ashamed anymore sadly, they took the bean route and we know how it all stinks in the end
>>158369917with vodka is much better than with 51indeed but both are shit. desu i prefer to just drink 3 or 4 beers, it will be enough to get me numb but not enough to make my next day a nightmare.
>>158369959I could go for some camarão ao alho e oleo right now
>Ronaldo is at bola de ouro ceremonycan we just get rid of this nigga already? i have a ronaldo/ronaldinho fatigue, don't we have any other football star to represent us? even perro kaka would be better
>>158370000>don't we have any other football star to represent us?No
>>158370000No. Fuck you.
>>158369895it's great to get gringas drunk
>>158370000Yeah what about ehhmmAnthony! Or hmmm Hulk! Or maybe Paqueta why not
Wait wait I forgot about Richarlison
>>158370000he's better than all of those nominees
>>158370000Brazil has yet to replace them.
It's crazy to think the amount of mid players Brasil had in their NT post Huelocaust
>>158370086This, but I don't mean "in his prime" or "when he was young". Fat retired Ronaldo is better than all of the nominees (which I haven't even bothered to check)
>>158369809amplifico mufa
>>158370118Remember when Adriano and Julio Baptista were the next big shit?
>>158370084the streets wont forget
>>158370176No, I don't. You're getting old.
new argentinian meme championship for 2027:>29 matches + 1 clasico match long league>after the first 15 matches there's a paralel playoff national cup between the first 16 teams. same after the match 30>tldr 3 titles at the same time. 1 long league and 2 national cups
Galo's Rio photo dump was pretty cool.
>>158370217chiqui never disappoints
>>158370217Who is the final champion?
Wait wait, is not divided by zones anymore?
>>158370191Okay how about Diego Tardelli being the 9 of Brazil?
>>158370359Jogou muito no Galão show de bola valeu
>>158370282Whoever wins the league wins the league. You basically have 3 competitions, league, cup and league cup. Note it's unconfirmed it's possible another smoke bomb like that 24 teams thing a while back.
streets won't forget the bernard, Jo, Tardelli, Dinho tridenchi ofensivo
so uhh what now
>>158370388>Whoever wins the league wins the leagueEhhmm yeah... But... Shouldn't you play home and away against everyone to be a fair champion? Also, if you make more points than anyone but then lose both playoffs, are you really the best team? I know AFA doesn't care about logic or fairness but still...
>>158370429I don't know, I need something to eat
>>158370429what
>>158370429sexo con riverinas
>>158370435You're making it more complicated than AFA themselves. Whoever ends on top at the end of the league is the league champion, that's all there's to it.
>>158370435>Shouldn't you play home and away against everyone to be a fair champion?we haven't done that for the past 16 years by now. there are some teams who had to play as home or away for like 4-5 times in a row against other specific team
>>158370450if I suggest beans you'll be mad>>158370456lately there's been all outcomes nobody was expecting to happenboca won at maracanalula won real madrid won vs barcelonakind of the feeling you get at 6 am after getting out of the club in a not-too-good of a night, or after getting out of a sunday cumpleaños at 3 pm, the question comes to mind: what now?
>>158370541I expected both of these things to happen
>>158370541>lately there's been all outcomes nobody was expecting to happenso am I gonna win a "Mega da Virada"?
you're gonna win the Mega do Viado kek
kek
>>158370604kkkkkkk
>>158370604kkkkkkk ficou fodido
Ecuador league truly have the best format (Serie A is out of debate) I will give that to ecuadorshcizo
>>158370176Adriano was a pretty good full back at barcelona desu
You guys never laugh at my jokes like that.
>>158370764kkkk voce e muito gostozo mano
>>158370450It hasn't been even 24h since his reelection and we already have a famine
my picanha...
>>158371934ossobuco > picanha
>>158372142
Pov: your brazilian coworker heard you fart
>>158372155why do brazillian cows have such bad postures?
>>158372210Why are your coworkers fruit?
>>158372155>entraña >palomitaJoke country
>>158372282eu trabalho na fruteria
>>158372334There's also arañita
>brazilians don't know about tortuguita or arañita
>>158372155>maminha>patinho
>>158372155>lagarto
>>158372142>>158372155Fraldinha is the best and it isn't close.
>>158372155what does rabo taste like br bros?
>>158372558Like rabo. I think it's only used for rabada.
>>158372558rabo
>>158372627>>158372631
>>158372675gpt got your backThe taste of tail is a symphony of contrasts. Imagine a dark, dense broth, like the night falling on the backlands, where the meat shreds into soft strands, surrendered to the slow fire. It's a flavor that embraces the soul: the fat melts like a whispered secret, bringing an unctuousness that envelops the tongue, while the texture—the kind that only time and patience grant—melts into tenderness, almost like a lingering embrace.There's a mineral, earthy undertone, reminiscent of wet earth after the rain, and a slight sweet touch, like molasses dripping from sugarcane. It's the taste of resistance transformed into tenderness, of cooking that is almost a ritual of patience. Each spoonful is a story of slow fire and intertwined spices—garlic, onion, bay leaf—all surrendered to the majesty of the meat. In the end, an echo lingers in the mouth: the memory of a flavor that is both humble and noble, like the soul of someone who knows how to wait.
>Painato replicating Sir Edouard Baptists tactics How the mighty have fallen
cala bouca maluco isso é besteira o q vc fica falando, só vergonha du negru
Were ballon dor events always this long I got home at 2pm, it’s nearly 8 and still going wtf
VAMOS CORITIBA QUERIDO
Coxa better win this
ENSUCIANTES CHADS
>>158372991>I got home at 2pmConcurseiros are the reason brazil is doomed.
O craque Nicolas Fonseca do gigante river plate é reserva do Coritiba.Voluminhos.
>>158373029O penta
Coritiba é craque em peidar na farofa Não dá pra confiar num time que perdeu duas copas do Brasil seguidas em casa
>>158373088Tá doidinho pra entregar esse jogo jáGoleiro fez milagre
Huesissies, is today a bad day to be a shabbos golem over there after THE PEOPLE didn't pick the Israel candidate?
>>158373276Yeah they are crying, saying they will move to Paraguay, asking for help from Trump, etc.
GAAAAAAAAAAL
Mengudobros…
>>158373733we call them "pessoas que gestam", chudread a book
Coxa and Gremio can't defend, crazy ass game
flaputa 0 - 1 Galo Forte Vingador
>>158373809nice jogada
>Jorginho might get caught at antidopingKkkkkkkk Mengao meltie is delicious
>>158373809Bocabros… Im afraid of BERNARD
>Pedro Mordisco already prevented 1.34xG the most between all keepers named Pedro playing on a Monday within the first 45 min
Bocasisters.......
Hoje mais um passo foi dado para o fim da fraude chamada Ronaldo Fenômeno As crianças vão ver o Kane desarmando, criando e fazendo gols com a mesma facilidade e vai ser impossível dizer que aquele gordo é melhor por conta de um torneio de 7 jogos sendo que 6 deles foram contra amebas como Turquia e Bélgica As fraudes brasileiras não se sustentam mais
PEEEEEEDROPEEEEEEDROPEEEEEEDROPEEEEEEDRO
>>158373888Yeah?
VIVEN EN UN COUNTRY
ensuciantes bros...mooslera bros....
>>158373992Chiqui mafia's fault, algo asi
>>158373963Leo is River since the shellHe even looked sad when they defeated River at 2018 cwc
>ensuciantes de la garcha losing in all fronts because they went all in on the copalib
>flamengo losing in all fronts because they voted lula
>>158374083I kneel
>>158374094>enters norchi nordeschi>doble camisetaje intensifiesWhy are they like thisAlso cleitinho is America
flaprostituta 1 - 1 Galão da Massagol cagado
>>158374192eita meu goleiro
>>158374094>the rio mayor is vasquinoso thats why the goverment sided with vasco over playing at the maracana
>>158374123Most are in north
Arrascaeta with half power is still miles better than the restGrim
Patético-MGPão de Queijo Judaico - MGFamilia Menin - MGSafadeza MRV - MGMalandro Come Quieto - MGCaipira do Café com Queijo - MGMilton Neves - MGEstado Maçônico - MGBucetético - MGJucelino Cubichequi - MG
>>158374249That's the governor elect. The former perpetual mayor of Rio was a vascaíno too, but the current mayor is a flamenguista.
Arrascaeta hipotético
More like el rasca teta jajajajaj
Jewmerda perde brasileirão, perde copa do Brasil pro BBBBasco e perde a final pro Estudiantes com asterisco
Nem Deus tira essa vitória do Gremio, já está escrito
>>158374295Maracanã is a state property although and the current governor (presidente do TJ) is Botafogo
Teve mais fogo aqui com o gol do Flamengo do que na vitória do Lula
>>158374308Você é uma pessoa horrível, uma mistura do mal com atraso e pitadas de psicopatia. Você nos envergonha. Sozinho desmoraliza o fio, não tem decência, tem sempre interesse por trás que não é o do copalib.
>>158374334Such is life in Manaus
Estudiantes robe palmeiras plsChiqui tapia do your stuffDont let evil win Wilmar roldan work
>>158374354Luis Roberto Barroso, o IluministaEle torce pra quem mesmo?
eu sou motoqueiro e voce vai pipocar ai?
>>158374359>Wilmar roldanHe only robs for Boca
>>158374334Why is dat?
não dá uma certa raiva vc ta vendo jogo e esse cheirador do Luiz Carlos Jr lembrar de coisas tipo Keno, Dill, Kieza, etc? Pq ele precisa fazer isso? Pq demitiram Milton Leite pra ficar com esse lixo?
>>158374384ajuda
>>158374392We can find one for argentina teams
>>158374394Lula é passageiroO FLA É ETERNO
Tetra
>>158374438>he doesn't know Lula will turn himself into a giant immortal worm
>>158374438Luladroide will happen
>>158374392Actually, I just remembered. He robbed Flamengo against Independiente too. Sudamericana final 2017
2017 sudamericana final was just like 2026 electionsThe promising young studs getting ragdolled by the Abuelo because they underestimated him
I started watching girls und panzer
>>158374917Do you like it?
>>158374893No, it was just your average pre-VAR Brazilian experience
>>158374938first episode is good yeah
sao paulo meteu 2x0 nesse timeco de minas gerais
>>158375045Liga pro Cleitinho e pede taça
We tied bitchesflaretardada 2 x 2 O Gigante das Alterosas>>158375045congratulations trikas on we beat the reserve team title
>>158374988So the referee did influence the final result?
Gol do gremioacho que vai cair corinthians e inter mesmo
>>158375093>reserve team titlemente nao fica nem vermelhotinha 2 reserva só e o spfc tinha 4 machucados
Esse time do Coxa é um absurdo de ruim
mira rossi
>>158375126O Corinthians é certeza. E falo como corintiano
>>158375156anulado gol do gremio
>>158375196They're doing this because Renato voted for Bolsonaro. The dictatorship has already started.
>>158375196Minha fala ainda se mantem, Grêmio é horrível mas ainda assim merecia ganhar esse jogo em comparação.
>>158375196Lies, they won
RENIGHT E BRAITHWAITE CARALHO
Vitória HInter ASantos HBahia AFlamengo HPalmeiras ACoritiba might legit not make a single point in the last 5 games kek
>>158375289Some people here think he isn't good because he doesn't like Colombians.
>>158375186quero que o inter caia eu nao me importo com corinthiansengraçado que 99.9% dos sao paulinos preferem o corinthians do que o interMAs em nenhuma final ou semi q eu lembre o corinthians roubou o sao paulo como em 2006 spfc x inter final da libertadoresEu lembro de alguns jogos onde inventaram penaltis tipo em 1999 mas nada comparado a roubar uma final de libertadores>>158375245GE tinha dado gol anulado e sumiu. Talvez os judeus anularam fora da cabine do var mas lá dentro nao conseguiram
>>158375154>Gabriel Delfim>Vitão>Alexander>Castaño>ScarpaAll reserves brudda, a brasileiro game right after >we eliminated cuguloso and right before prantos on copa do brasil Tira o rei da barriga, teu time é irrelevante faz mais de uma década
>>158375292Damn I didn't know their table was this bad. They might get fucked considering how bad they are.
Coritiba is the new Ceará and it’s beautiful
sei la eu quero MUITO que o sao paulo vença o corinthians mas nao me importo se o empate favorecer o inter ser rebaixadopela primeira vez na minha vida em um sao paulo x corinthians eu nao estou torcendo 100% pela vitória
>ai tipo assim sei lá mêosossega, bicha
Boca-Flamengo alliance, what would they call us?
>>158375093Galinhas tremem contra o tricolor
O CORITIBA É UMA MERDA
>how do I make this about trikasÉ muito carente pqp
>>158375607eh realmente nao pedi permissao pro comando vermelho que comanda o copalib pra falar sobre FUTEBOLdeveria ter posto uma foto bait da alaska e ter transformado assunto para "la gordita lel"
Galera, o Corinthians esta se fudendo
Pune mesmo, trikas
Mas se alguém ousar falar do tricobosta ele já manda o script>le unhealthy obsession
>>158375653você sempre posta a mesma merda e ainda por cima falando como uma twitteira adolescente agora começa o seu showzinho de autopiedade te apruma, rapaz
>>158375607
Vou dormir, galeraDeus abençoe
MEEEENGOOOO MEEEEENNNGOOOOO
Just woke up, why is there a fucking QR code on Atleticos shirt?
>>158375802You scan it and the link opens an illegal Galo bet
>>158375802Don’t scan, it creates mustard gas
maradona missing moments
>>158375695to falando que eu quero corinthians rebaixado mas prefiro Interdeixa de ser obsessivo seu nóia
So Palmeiras that was the shit team is first and in Copalib final and Flamengo that was Brasilian Bayern Munich is out of copalib and behind Palmeiras Interesting
chupa
Congrats palmeiras for triplice coroa.Unless vasco can beat them
>>158375802>>158375831>>158375842It’s not a QR code, it’s the same trick Marlboro used on F1
>>158375879What
TO FELIZ QUE O FLAMENGO TA GANHANDONAO TO FAZENDO AUTOPIEDADETO COMEMORANDO
Pênalti mandrake no finalzin Isto é flamengo
VAI ERRAR MAS SE FOSSE O CALLERI FAZIA O GOLAIN AIN AUTOPIEDADEah vai a merda nao sabe nem o que isso significa
kkkkkkk nego ainda acompanha esse campeonato
>>158375968
>Carrascal 90+6 (P)Are you fucking kidding me.
COLOMBIAN EXCELLENCE
CBF will rig every match to make sure that the Palmeiras x Flamengo showdown on the 36th round is sold as the great final.
Palmeirense nao tem mais almaEles juram que os 2 penaltis pra eles foram normais mas o de hoje foi roubado
Kkkkkkkkk never change Mengao
>>158376039This team
São Paulo2x0 patético MG1x1 FlamengoIsso com elenco de 8 perebas dentre os quais 5 jogam lesionados todos os jogos.
O cara tem complexo de inferioridade com o Galo, só pode
atletico mineiro is the most useless team ever
>>158376149* bragantino
Vcs acham que eu esqueci a campanha do atlético MG na libertadores onde roubaram varios jogos com Alexi Stival como treinador
>>1583762032014?
>>158376203Aaaaah, now I get itRonaldinho mogging Caguério is what caused this
aguante la U y su gente
>>158376233
>>158376233nao so issodps posto no youtube os lances. Jô admitiu que jogou CHEIRADO e o anti dopping nao pegava ele
>>158376236U
>>158376268Claro que ele jogou cheiradoOlha o tamanho do nariz do Rogério kkkkkk todo mundo é cheirado por ele pô kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
los trans brasileños se ven ultra femeninos pero tienen olor a mierda como los hombres a diferencia de los trans de tailandia y USA
>ref signals +6 minutes>at +6:30, the ref signals this pen>player falls putting his hand on the leg opposite to the contact>no VAR checkthoughts?
>>158376359arrascapenalti
>>158376359This would never be a penalty for my team.
Chile remontada in sudamericana next year
>>158375993What happened to the disabled tranny who said he'd fuck a bunch of commies if Lula won?
>>158377451Probably having sex rn
>>158377480Maozinha nao conta.
random player you remember from the 2000s?for me, it's ciprian marica
>>158378371Conciliador
>>158378371let's ask soros
bom chia, vira bora beber um fecazinho du manhachi
Ever since Lula secured 4 more years the brazilians have been very lazy.
All blue flags are voting in the isreal elections aren't they
>>158382057They got elections?
I'm really liking this perpetually rainy weather, may it never stop
My brother has been sitting in the shower listening to evanescence for the past two days, I told him betting all his savings on bolsonaro was a bad idea.
>>158382118I think it started 7 hours ago
HUGE NEWS coming in the next hours. All according to the plan.
>>158382119agreedi live in nothingeverhappens town so the floods won't affect me too
just put the beans on the rice bro
brazilians would be a lot happier if they stopped being so black for a minute
polentou, hein?
sentiu
polenta is great with bolognese sauce and queso cremoso
brazilians are not allowed any sauce or cheese unless it's from minas gerais you already know this bro, stop being racist it's just their culture
Brasil adora um malandro
What happens when lula dies from being too old 2 months and 3 weeks from now?
>>158382832The vice president becomes president
>>158382834Unprecedented, brazil is crazy bro they be making anyone the president.
>>158382129Wake him up (wake him up inside)
>>158376359So which game was the riggi?Can't say both
>>158382807chat is this true
we get it bro, you like beans just stop farting ok?
>Renight tried to leave the job after a loss>Neymar tried to leave Santos >Flavio ran away to ArgenchinaWhat’s up with Bolsonarecos and running away
Ajuda
Y’all think Flávio would prefer maminha or palomiño
>>158383093>Neymar tried to leave SantosTo go where?
>>158383254Uoocaa
>>158374359Estudiantes now is(or at least pretends) to be River's friend, and River is Marco Rubio's club.
>>158383272>>158383281
Eu sou Flavio Bolsonaro e eu uso Clear Men™
>milei helped flavio to cross the border to misiones and took a flight to the USAlmao the senile old man is going to bomb us. we are an enemy of the brazilian government at this point.
based milei, the jungle king can cry all he wants, he'll be in charge as long as the beans keep flowing
>>158383380So the situation is still the same as it was on Saturday. Also what a coincidence Bolsonaro seemingly went to Miami, to the surprise of nobody ever.
>>158383390>seemingly went to Miami,because the brazilian justice just ordered to flavio to not leave the country. it might sound like a political persecution or not depending on your ideology. but the fact is that we just helped a guy who was declared as criminal by the brazilian state lmaooo
>>158383407Wouldn't be the first time, considering the supposed participation of the government at the time in the coup in Bolivia back in 2019.
>bro Milei literally le hizo patita a Flavio to cross the brazilian borderFlavio might be white for a brazilian but he's still a jungle born monkey ass nigga, for all we know he climbed over a coconut banana tree and capoeira'd his ass over here.
>>158383523He just wanted to be in the the "came from the boats" club, that's why he crossed the river on a boat. Ok?
>>158383523Maybe he used Taopaipai's method.
Just get a fake paraguayan passport bro, Dinho did it
>>158383523You can have Flavio forever, thanks argie bros
>>158383534Many such cases.
>sir, a second bolsonaro has lost against lula
>>158383565I just remembered there were families complaining on how they went and it was not family orientedNigga what did you thought you were signing up to
saar pls give us flavio back saar. this is unfair and no democrat
>>158383599legit keked
>>158383601Family friendly banheirao.
>>158383555If he's still here we'll send him back and also Anamá Ferreira
My grandma just gave me two bonobones.
I miss my grandmas.
>>158383689Nice bro, I think I'll buy some alfajores
>>158383716What alfajores do you get over there?>>158383709I don't know what I'll do when I lose them. Probably blame it all on Riquelme.
>>158383724>What alfajores do you get over there?I was thinking about dulce de leche but there are probably others
everybody ITT right now is a neet or a "student" (closet neet)>m-muh I work from home!you are either a liar or a trans who's gonna be replaced by claude AI anytime soon
>>158383732But what brand nigga, are there local ones or is it imported slop from here?
>>158383734I'm encouraged to use Claude for work, what does that make me?
>>158383739Local ones and also Havanna if I can't find them. I'll just go to the mall in a few minutes and look it up.
Lula just banned all alfajores because we helped bolsonaro escape.
>>158383751>training your replacementa fool. I've been there.
judeus já estão orquestrando a prisão do Flávio
>>158383790I mean sure if they want to replace entire teams not sure who's gonna create the prompts.
>>158383734This is the /coworker/ general tho
>>158383824what is a good city to live in Paraguay that is not full of sojeiros aka caipiras de hilux?
>>158383838Ciudad del Este
beansonaro's jungle escape
>>158383844no lo baitees a joao hijo de puta. CDE es florencio varela con shoppings europeos
BIG CARPET INCOMING
>>158383844>25 de março 2.0no
>no lo baitees a joao hijo de puta. CDE es florencio varela con shoppings europeos
>>158383734i work for a place that's like 3 cuadras away
>>158383838Any decent town in the south I would say.
>>158383987that counts as being travesti
>>158383987bro lives in uruguay :skull: :skull:
>>158383993just saying shit at this point
>>158384003Your fault for replying to attentionwhoring porteños.
>>158384036that is true
o chad entra e sai do país a hora que ele quiser
Can any hermano check of Flávio is not hiding under the table of your house?
>>158384125I don't have a table
Here’s how an absolutely guilty dude faced much tougher charges btw:https://x.com/sfvmmae/status/2115065850386592115
o beta só aceitou a prisão blackpillada, brutal
Things Lula never did>be proven guilty>make jokes with a judge out of desperation>run away from the country mid night>plot a coup because he lost electionsThat’s a man, a frouxonaro could never understand this
Lula sounds like he smoked every penis available during prison.
you can tell brazilians are still uncivilized apes when the argensimian intelligence services as shit as they are managed to MOG both the brazilian border patrol and the ABIN.
encheu o cu de dinheiro roubado e se mandou direto pra ir chupar a rola do trump
>>158384381He was not under surveillance, I guess even Xandão didn’t think he was so frouxoNo wonder he’s nicknamed Frouxonaro
>100% not guilty man flees the country as soon as his political immunities are extinguished kekThe biggest FROUXONARO moment is always the next
After the Nahuel Gallo incident it wouldn't be surprising if Chiqui Tapia finds Bolsonaro and ships him back to Brazil.
'member when lula sent those spaniards campaing advisors experts to massa back in 2023?well this is payback!
We should raise the taxes on argentina
interesting. never seen this graphic before
>>158384571huracan mentioned
o chad mente que fugiu pra argentina só pra PF focar nas fronteiras e deixar os aeroportos livres
Say what you will about it, but ALL the news channels are talking about it right now.
>>158384679Petro hiring prostitutes with public funds is quite scandalous, I do admit
>>158384815>Petroniggers say its fake
I'm gonna say what I want about it: brazilians should build a wall.
mr fartman, bring me a bean make it the stinkiest that has ever stinked
>>158384846A wall across a waterfall?
Brazilian police started suspecting Flávio fled the country when they entered his office and there was a half finished plate of rice, beans along with salad and a protein source, Flávio is reportedly an avid enthusiast of rice and beans known for always leaving the plate completely cleanThe plot thickens
Imagine having to almuerzate in Argenchina and it’s some overdone beef covered in cheap cheese and a side of mashed potatoesA sad end
>overdonenot this again. you are people of beans not meat. don't talk about things you don't know about man
>>158384870Well no.. hold on I didn't think this through. How about a fence?
começou a chuvadeira
We eat them like thisNone of that chinelo havaianas you eat in argenchina
>>158384983>sent with my iBanana
>>158384815>>158384832>I believe what just any journo says, simply because they said it.holy molly, the level of retardation of /pol/ is insane
>>158384983Is that mandioca?
>>158385014>Nigger that spent 4 years drunk and going to brothels in official presidential trips it's addicted to fuckin whoresNOOOOOO ITS FAKE SEMANA IS LYING I ONLY BELIEVE HOLMAN MORRIS AND LEVY RINCON NOOOOO
>>158385014you type like a retard
>>158384983>mano marrony si...
>>158385054what are you trying to implying here, chud?>>158385056look who’s talking, even macaco autistic types better than you.
I have been informed by two Argentinians that argentinos don't know what a "nabo" is
>>158385080Vicky report fits perfectly on Petro's behavior during his presidential cycle, if you don't see it you have the IQ of an oyster
/copalib/ boys are on a benderGustavo Petro is a sex offender
>>158385081it's a childish slur here. like calling someone else an idiot but not that hard
>>158385097no dude, you’re trying to imply that I’m something i’m not>muh journosi couldn’t give a shit what vickizuela, hollman or anyone else says, all of that is paid propaganda anyway.
>>158384983the advantage of being a monkey: you can eat raw uncooked meat without dying
>>158385112Yeah but, there is a food that has the same name, you know?
>>158385363>foodI thought it was a veggie
a lot of greenflags are gone including macaco louco. the only brazilian left is the petista guy.that's...strange
it's a weekday afternoon with no games on, blud
>>158385428Word I was missing was tuber.
>>158385440>last greenflag post was the raw meat guybros i'm afraid for them...
>>158385440If only the angloflags could leave too, this place could get real neat and tidy and we could finally once and for all discuss fulbo in peace.
>>158383599Kekkkkkkk
What would be the official FROUXONARO team?Now that it is all but confirmed that the man who literally said he’d not give up on his country gave up 2 days later what are some episode where a team gave up on a match? Yknow completely arregatedI only remember one episode known as fuga das galinhas where Bahia refused to play Vitoria (or was it the other way around?)Is there such a thing in argie fuchibolistic literature?
>>158384983nice chocolate hand mono
Argies get mad if you don’t enjoy the havaianas à milanesa they sell there
>>158385821The closest thing I can think of from the top of my head is how Newell's and Central got their nicknames.
Brazilians think everything is a havaiana, I once gifted some Havanna alfajores to a brazilian girl and she laughed and asked if I knew I got ripped off because that's not actually how you spell Havaiana.
>>158385853Go check the menu of El Club de la Milanesa.
o chad é amigo do rubio e pode ir pros eua quando quisero beta só sai de osasco quando tem ônibus grátis
Não vamos dizer que o beta e o NPC só saem de Osaco quando dá enxente ou quando tem 50 reais pra fazer bandeiraço pro Maluf80% da classe média é escravo do judeu, sendo viajando pra águas de lindóia pra ficar 2 dias ou pegando ônibus pra fazer tour no Itaquerão
>>158385936brazilian women are by far the worst roasties around here. all of them have a massive ego and think they are so smart, superior and know everything about anything when they have the IQ of a pigeon and all of their actions are based in emotions.honestly I've known paraguayitas and ecuatorianas who at least treat you with respect, listen to you and live on planet earth
>>158386127It was a joke bro, you think I actually talk to women?
>>158386150good. not talking to women is the smartest move you can do these days
eu so falo com meus irmaos do /bocalib/
>>158386344então fala comigo aqui
>>158386380こんにちはアノンおげんきですか
>>158386467Everything is kimochi around here
>>158386486were the japabrazilians screaming "Lula banzai!" on Sunday?
eu só fico du boa
>>158386511Probably not, most of the jap brazilians voted Bolsonaro
where the FUCK is flavio bolsonaro
>>158386591If he's really brazilian probably fucking a hung tranny.
>>158386605*eating
>>158386591Heading to the USA it seems, there were a lot of red herrings with the information.
I'm here, what do you guys want?
>>158386927I want justice
>>158386976Lunes hace Justicia contra Independiente
>>158386927Big Mac and coca cola
>>158386927a sega saturn tectoy version
>>158386976Same. Glad we got some here
>>158386591cowards will be cowards
the end of the year will be glorious!>Velez winning the anual>River winning la copa de la liga>Riestra getting relegated>Palmeiras winning /copalib/>Lula brutally murdered by an extremist schizoI just can't wait!
raped and murdered*you also forgot to include Corinthians' relegation
>>158387451if you were a mono, you'd be jailed already but you're white so you're ok, carry on good sir
>>158387451I can't think of a worse result than this, boca losing maybe
>riber crying about refswhy are they like this
>>158387451holy mother of delusional
>flamengo is really trying to get to copalib finals through escritorioque clube patetico
Should I buy 6 empanadas?
>>158387656you deserve them. eight even.
>>158387656ONLY six? Even I eat at least 8.
>>158387682>>158387692There is a 6 empanada discount at the near argie restaurant, I'm gonna get it
>>158387656Get 7 so you give one to me
>>158387656Post the price so we can laugh at you overpaying for them
>>15838771765 bananas
>>158387726kkkkkkk
>>158387732I hope they are a decent size at least, we'll see
It’s a match! Malandro met the otário, deal sealed!
>>158387753Ah well, I'm hungry so I guess can accept being the otario at this moment
>>158387742post pics when they arrive
>>158387742That's what she said.
I remember in SP they La Guapa and it was around that price 11-15 for an empanada, i got once, it was good but it feels like I was overpaying for a salgado
kkkkkkk filhos da puta
>>158387887Assalto
brazilians put beans in their empanadas
>>158387897To be honest I'm sure they do somewhere but not where I bought.
beans could actually enhance certain flavours of empadinha argenchina
national treasures of argenchina>empanadinha>bife empanado com queso>proveleteta >palominho>dochi di lechi (é uruguaio, tá)>jorge luis borges
>>158387887>open pedidosya>see the retarded prices of goyslop>close pedidosya>repeat every week or so
>>158387887>>158388010heh, so this is global huh? I swear the only "worth" delivery slop always comes from mc donald's or kfc because of 30% or 50% promotions.
>>158387887for that price you get 12 here, you're being robbed harder than after trump's bean tax
do you order food through apps? aren't there any street vendors in your countries?
bro lives in india
>>158369756Bibi lost
>>158387763
>>158388347How does this affect la patagonia?
esse careca ta com vontade do cheirar no pau
>>158388368He asked for a pic of the empanadas, not a selfie.
with Alberto>Pedidosya coupons every other daywith Milei>no coupons and my cat was diagnosed with aidsJust laying down the facts.
>>158388395kkk
>>158388307enjoy your e.coli bro
>>158388307yes and yes
>>158388395Kek
>>158387726>>158387867>>158387887>>158388368I said this once and I’ll say it again, empanadas are as easy to make as pastéis, you can even buy everything premade and just assemble it for a fraction of the price. This shit is a scam
>>158388395hehe
bokitabros.... we won't be able to coronate the sunday.......
>>158388476I might have been scammed but they tasted very good, I'll admit that.
>>158388449at this point, i’m immune to that shit, i’ve been eating food from street vendors since I was a kid. If I survived drinking sweetened ice made from dirty water of questionable origin, then I can eat anything.>>158388395my sides
>>158388307>>158388449
>>158388222>so this is global huh?Yup. Shrinkflation and all that. Sucks because I just discovered sushi, cousin got it for cheap in some promo, and every time I look for them they are retarded expensive.
>>158388476>empanadas are as easy to make as pastéisMy empanadas sucks balls>you can even buy everything premadeThis one is actually a game changer. Even expensive brands sell uncooked assembled empanadas for like half the cooked price.
>>158388615>just discovered sushi, cousin got it for cheap in some promo,call me poor if you want but I started eating ramen (aka sopa maruchan) and instant noodles this year and I really liked it. they are very decent and it's stupidly cheap. literally 2k pesos or 1.30 USD. now I understand why every neet in western europe likes it
>>158388615I wouldn’t call it shrinkflation, it was market capture followed by price exploitation, iFood this the same here to drive Uber Eats out of the country, now that it worked, the prices are on the moon
>>158388307>do you order food through apps? sometimes>aren't there any street vendors in your countries?the situations where you'd want a street vendor and where you'd order food through an app are the complete opposite, why ask this alongside the first question? it makes no senseif i'm at home and too lazy to go outside to buy ingredients and cook something or buy food straight up then i wouldn't be in a situation where a street vendor is available to meon the opposite side, if i'm traveling somewhere then i wouldn't be able to order food to an app unless they accept envios to some fuckass street and at that point i might as well just walk to a local that sells food or a street vendor since i'm out there already and will be forced to walk anyways
>>158388615Japanese food is always expensive here. There are some cheaper places with questionable quality though.
>>158388673You just started eating that? Man I envy you, I grew up with that shit
>Huracan lost 3 games in a row but still is in the top 8 cutQue culo que tienen
>>158388615>eating sushi in a landlocked country
>>158388686TN: porteños have a tremendous fear of going outside, even in the chetoest barrios
>>158388753That doesn’t mean shit, the salmon you eat comes from the Pacific Ocean, probably from Chile
>>158388753Not a single ingredient is from here. Maybe not even the rice. Why do they all have these western names? >New York sushi>Florencia sushilol
volumes
>>158388816We eat bacalhau from Norway anyway
>>158388831Some Japs moved to the US ages ago and they came up with sushi made with ingredients found there, like avocado and cream cheese.
falou do manaos roll hein
>>158388857that sure is a cool beyblade
a fuga do chad ofusca o aniversário do beta
>>158388307I try to avoid any Veneco to touch my food and steal my fries
>>158388857niggas swear they arent goyim
>>158386591TÁ AQUI Ó
>>158369756Milei is being liked again in argentinaOhhhhh yeahhhhh
non zero chance I bump in to Flavio in a local publix
>>158389474that is unbecoming
>>158389778I don't think Flavio will do groceries at Hieleah
based flavio leaving the chimps foaming at the mouth and gnashing of teeth, they'll smell those bean farts that's fo sho
Policia Federal>Puts estamos sem efetivo pra prender os garimpeiros ilegais na Amazonia e as mineradoras que retiram mt mais que o permitido por lei. Mas tenta ligar pro Ibama e fazer um B.O Online. Vlw flwAnon erra pronome da Erica Hilton>PF 6 da manhã. Senhor, por favor vamos levar você para sede da PF para esclarecimentos. Você tem advogado? Você foi enquadrado no crime de transfobia, homofobia, ódio contra os judeus e atentado contra estado democrático de direito. Só to fazendo meu trabalho. Vlw flw.
>>158389469lost
imagine bolso getting to Miami and they are like nah bro you ain't got no visa
>>158388857stupid basedboy tweet
it's really so fucking over. the first "alternative" is an israeli website which will give you a trojan once you enter (i just got a message from my antivirus)
>>158389778Call him a pussy
>>158390469trikas anon is a gadoBig F ngl
>>158386591>where the FUCK is flavio bolsonaroNorth Korea
>>158392253He's been seething about Lula for weeks. It's funny to see him do a 180° on the Israel issue. And he's not the only identifiable poster supporting Bolsonaro.
Brazilians voted for a guy named handbag, zestiest country in the world.
Links to the /copalib/ WhatsApp chat were leaked and now thousands of people are flooding in.
Do NOT let brazilians watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/y3oTB1EByn4
>>158392869Why not argentina
Could this team beat current selecinha?
>>158390469>neguinho steals someone’s phone and stabs him to death anywayI see you read some book, Cleiton, very good, you can walk free in 5 years>accidentally enter the 100km radius of your ex wife locationRot in jail, monster
>Lule already piscating his asshole to liberais 2 days after electionThought it’d be different NglIt only happened in 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014 and 2022Never change, rentil
>>158395355I made this
>>158395355>21k SadJanones put 5mi on Ejercito Del Pulpo
>>15839625310 million actually
>>158395979Yes.
>>158396033Got what I voted for again award.
Which team should Seabra coach next?
bom chia
Ayuda Tengo hambre
>>158396416Why does every girl with braço de merendeira makes this huge tattoos in it
It's 2026, chud. All women have tatuagem.
>argie-brazilian war anytime soonok so estudiantes-palmeiras will be the last /copalib/ kino
>>158396677There will be a war but it won't be because of this. Milei won't forgive Flamengo for what they'll do to Estudiantes.
Atentos! Pibes de Missiones estan BANIDOS de Canasvieiras!
Hoje é dia do flamenguista
Eso ke choka con tus bolasE mi kola e mi kolariBerfan btw
Repórter ESPN:Mas e o pênalti? Se sentiu prejudicado pela arbitragem?Lodi:Não, infelizmente cheguei com muita força e chutei o Leo, queria pedir desculpa pra torcidaRepórter ESPN:Não não, lá no estúdio a gente decidiu que não foi nada, foi sem querer e não teve força, como é ser roubado pelo Flamengo?Lodi:Não foi roubado porr*, eu tava lá, chutei o cara, é pênaltiRepórter ESPN:Tem certeza? Juca Kfouri e Arnaldo Ribeiro não acharam nãoLodi:Certeza, foi pênalti sim, já me desculpei com o grupo, bola pra frenteRepórter ESPN:Mas e 1981? Foi o maior roubo da história do futebol mesmo?Lodi:*Levanta e vai embora*
>>158396854This is true, I saw it live
>>158395355>brown peace signaccurate
>>158396677Milei will finish him, he wants to be the leader of south america chudlings
Arnaldo Ribeiro hates palmeiras doe
welp, got banned on /a/
>>158396783
>>158393988you seem like a knower
>>158396677Wtf they post about migrants on twitter? Do other countries do this too??? Is my name all over twitter saying I got safely into Thailand???????
>>158396901Never got banned from a single board, it's always all boards for either >Off topic>Shitposting>Spamming>Racism out of /b/
>>158396901Post post
>>158396930I keep getting banned on small boards for shit I said 5 months ago or more, it's bizarre
>>158396901keep talking shit about dead people, nigger.>>158396930do you want a medal or something, fag?
>>158396948Why do you have to be rude to everyone
>>158396948>keep talking shit about dead peopleokay, your mom was a whore and your dad a cuck
>>158396947Apparently ips around my shithole of a town were employed as a tor ip, I kept getting 404 girl messages over b& from 10 years ago
>>158396930I usualy get a global one for off topic on /tv/ here i got when i Lula posting before the final
>>158396952because this is not the mickey mouse show, grow up.>>158396953don't you get tired of being wrong all the time? i bet your family has already given up on you.
>>158396854This is a lie.Arnaldo and Juca left espn, it was Vicari and Pedro ivo
>>158396982>>158396982>>158396982
>>158396915>Thailand
>>158396901Same. Will do it again. Don't care. Wasn't on /a/ tho
